Thread 507947603

How do I avoid the draft?

>>507947603 (OP)
well unless you know how to fly a f-35 i would not worry about getting drafted

>>507947603 (OP)
Just go to a fren's house. They'll shelter you til it's over

>>507947603 (OP)
Why are you so selfish. You must do your duty and fight for your country

>>507947603 (OP)
Just be like Anne Frank, you are the girl now

>>507947603 (OP)
Unironically transition, find some leftist doctor and start downing those hormones ASAP.
Remember, the military is "non-woke" now, so you'll be excempt.

>>507947603 (OP)
Fight for your country goyim

>>507947935
Nazi Trump will still send you but in an all trans squad

>>507947603 (OP)
You want to abandon Israel? Remember those who bless Israel are blessed and those who curse it are cursed. Do you want to be cursed?

>>507947603 (OP)
It's over goy get ready

>>507947603 (OP)
Come home mutt man

>>507947603 (OP)
Move to a non-extradition country. Either hide there under a new identity or pray they don't extradite you, if there is no treaty they don't have to extradite you but technically they still can if they want to.

>>507947603 (OP)
What's so bad about it? You get to commit war crimes and kill shitskins in some third-world dump.

>>507947603 (OP)
join now and become a recruitment officer instead
you may get shot by an anon when you try to draft them though

lmao zoom zombies think there'll be a draft in country where 80% of the population is disabled

>>507948036
You filthy fucking Edomites aren't the real Israelites. the Germanic peoples are the real Israelites! Filthy antisemitic Edomite KIKE! Your country is about to be WIPED off the map!

Should've voted for Mamala.

>>507947603 (OP)
Should have voted to fuck rotting troon pussy instead

>>507947603 (OP)
Be a conscientious objector if push comes to shove. Refuse to serve in the military. Offer to do some sort of other essential work, like firefighting or working as an EMT.

>>507948016
Tranny troops ready to get their one confirmed kill: themselves

>>507947603 (OP)
out of half like million draft dodgers in the vietnam war only 3000 got any punishment for it
literally do nothing

>>507947603 (OP)
say your an anti semite and hate israel.

>>507947603 (OP)
Just refuse to follow orders. Dropkick a superior officer if you have to. At worst they'll put you in jail but at least you won't be droned in some shithole. None of this will matter 20 years from now and no one will remember the dead.

>>507947737
>its not going to turn into a ground war, i (((PROMISE))) goyim

KYS

>>507947603 (OP)
Who did you vote?

>>507948236
This war is going to be a meat grinder war to cull Whites. They senior officers are going to obey Jews and cull the White soldiers through a controlled burn process of sending the White draftees into the meat grinder. No one will do anything because most Americans/Westerners are balless sharts.

>>507948408
Prison.

>>507947603 (OP)
>free speech
or
>my body, my choice

>>507948451
Sad but true.

>>507948475
Ching Chong

>>507947603 (OP)
fight for your country you goy
just survive whats the big deal
only pussies die

>>507947603 (OP)
Another option: Join or form a National Socialist paramilitary militia the police and FBI usually back down from a united militia as they don't want to escalate things any further. Technically you'll be an outlaw. May as well make the best of it
>and take over police precincts and fly the swastika flag at city hall.
Imagine, in the civil war that police are afraid to answer emergency calls in fear that it might be an ambush.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgtHkyvJfpY&list=RDvgtHkyvJfpY&start_radio=1

>>507947603 (OP)
Change religion I guess

>>507947603 (OP)
Say goodbye to your broccoli cut chief

>>507947603 (OP)
Unironically fake mental illness, get in touch with a doctor and get diagnosed with schizophrenia. Tell em you hear voices and fake multiple personalities. Pick up the drugs you are prescribed routinely but don't take them.
This MIGHT hinder you from applying to certain jobs in the future, so be aware of that.

Can't wait until your thicc garbage vanishes in a few years, you're a failed generation. You don't avoid it, this is great for the worlds cultural and genetic fitness.

>>507947603 (OP)
talk shit about the jews

>>507949009
Back in 2014 I told the psychiatrist that a voice told me World War III is coming. They called me insane. I am officially diagnosed with schizophrenia now. I'm CRAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZYY YEAH!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvJj-kpmsdM

>>507948824
>>507947603 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gb_7x9U0Im8&list=RDvgtHkyvJfpY&index=2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbC9Mb1NUa8&list=RDxbC9Mb1NUa8&start_radio=1

>*van pulls up*
>5 buff dudes pop out
>surround you
>"get in the van"
>no
>they chokehold you and pull you into the van
>drive you to the front lines
what do you do

>>507947603 (OP)
>the only sign that needs tapping

Read you fucking frogger.

>>507949380
>fuck isarael fuck niggers fuck kikes fuck niggers
congrats you are disqualified.

>>507949504
Prison.

>>507949657
Better than being fed into a meat grinder.

>>507947603 (OP)
Gun and target practice will help then you should learn to live off the grid

>>507949504
ohhh what a bad goy *puts you on the front of the front lines*

>>507949729
Yeah man the police are just going to walk away if you say fuck niggers. You're a genius bro lol.

>>507949779
>>507949815
>they're just going to drag you to prison instead of simply disqualifying you for shit they already disqualify people for
No.

>>507948036
lmao, shut your fucking mouth, i'm gonna use gypsies to counter your curses

>>507947603 (OP)
Conceal carry

>>507948036
That's for God to decide, not you or anyone else faggot

>>507949950
Damn who isn't going to be racist then? Maybe America will be National Socialist after all.

>>507948487
Not this time

>>507949815
>>507950134
>the police

>>507949815
Yes, aktchually. :) Speaking out against Israel disqualifies you for service. They only want the best goys and I'm here for it.

>>507947603 (OP)

you drew the short straw, pard. ask God to let you have a Grape Nehi when you get there

>>507950315
Fool proof genius plan of staying out of prison. Why are you so smart?

>>507947603 (OP)
they don't call it infantry for nothing
young rambo

>>507947603 (OP)
Get pregnant.

>>507948036
>uses old testament verses to claim blessings
>tel aviv is gay capital of the world which is a direct violation of old testament law

>>507947603 (OP)
Go hide into the forest, your country not lacking natural land where no one will found you and is coming with a fuck tone of natural resource as a bonus.

>>507947603 (OP)
Avoid compressed CO2.

>>507947603 (OP)
get a swastika tattoo, you wont be allowed in and disbarred from serving zog

>>507949380
>van stops to get some fuel
>1 buff dude gets out and starts filling
>almost done
>anon starts shooting at the fuel tanks
>5 buff dudes are on fire

>>507947603 (OP)
ignore the mail requests and shoot the agents if they show up to arrest you

>>507947603 (OP)
Eh, just don't go?

Talk publicly against the war.

There's no escaping the draft. This isn't the 60s. There's an all-knowing robot brain that can see you through every computer you've ever touched. It will know everywhere you've been for as long as you've had a cell phone.

get rid of your phone would be the first thing. But then what. Every grocery store is full of cameras. Gonna grow your own food? You aren't going anywhere without the AI seeing it.

Push back on the war there's no escaping a draft.

>>507952000
In Vietnam they just started shooting the officers that tried to take them out on patrol and blaming it on the gooks...

>>507952000
>get rid of your phone would be the first thing
wouldn’t work, I never see anyone without a smartphone anymore. I mean no one. Just getting rid of yours wouldn’t hide your biometrics from the others. Only way to escape the draft is to somehow get an exemption, and be ready to do a murder suicide to die on your own terms

>>507947603 (OP)
Go to Walmart and start acting like you're out of your mind. Get drunk if need be. Act so crazy that when they call the cops, the cops don't take you to jail, they take you to a 72 hour psych-hold. When you get out of there you'll have to go before a board of doctors and they'll decide how you're labeled upon your release. You're going to shoot for mentally ill so that you can't work for the state in any positions requiring you to be armed (you might lose your ability to buy guns legally for a while but there's ways around that).
Have fun.