Thread 507958524

Spider bit me and gave me a staph infection
Fuck all those memes "spiders are bro!"
Look at this shit. Wtf man.

>>507958524 (OP)
>"spiders are bro!"
They're bro in the same sense bees are bros. They have a purpose. Doesn't mean you should pet them.

>>507958524 (OP)
>staph infection
you're obviously a genetically weak faggot. spider bros for life.

Spiders are honorary aryans

>>507958524 (OP)
you’re supposed to house daddy long legs and wolf spiders, not black widows or brown recluse

I always thought it was called a Staff infection because people always got them in the hospital from the staff

>>507958524 (OP)
that's not a staph infection that's MRSA

delay treatment if you don't believe me and reap what you sow

be glad i even gave you this advice you pretend human

>>507958524 (OP)
>staph infection
Did you not apply antiseptic as soon as you had a wound?

>>507958524 (OP)
You need to shave your legs

>>507958524 (OP)
That's ligma anon and it's contagious

>>507958524 (OP)
The spider but you for being a faggot

>>507958788
Do Poles really?

>>507958788
.....

I was under the impressin super drug-resistant staph was only found in hospitals. You know, places sick humans congregate.

But I guess it's just anywhere. That spider in your backyard is carrying it.

>>507958851
If you post your legs on the internet, you might as well go to the trouble of shaving your legs so as to please those who are going to take delight in looking at your legs.

>>507958524 (OP)
shouldve stahped faggot

>>507958524 (OP)
The spiders in my house are retards and just run around without actually spinning any webs. I kill them all on sight and you know what? I never see any other bugs, just fucking spiders. What the hell would I ever consider leaving them alone for when they're the only pests I see. I don't know what kind of shithole someone must be living in they're house is so infested with bug they have to rely on spiders to clean it up.

>>507958524 (OP)
Rub dirt on it, wash in whiskey and quit being a faggot.

>>507958524 (OP)
spiders cant give you a staph infection. being dirty and not keeping any bite clean can create a staphh infection

>>507958524 (OP)
you should never take furries seriously

>>507958724
Brown recluse gives me nightmares.
The article about a family buying a house and as they renovate the wall comes down releasing thousands of them is scary as fuck.

>>507958990
> any bite
wound I should say

You need to go to the hospital

Staph can get bad fast

>>507958524 (OP)
This is fly propaganda spiders are Bros

>>507958935
fucking homo.

>>507958760
What do you think the S in MRSA? You dumbass bitch

>>507958965
U prolly got carpet beetles and you don't even realise it.

>>507958760
>thats not a staph infection thats a staph infection

>>507958524 (OP)
That’s what you get for making those ‘all your snakes and spiders kill you’ memes about us Aussies. It’s very hurtful

>>507958965
Shame on you, spiders are actually usefulin that they tend to eliminate bugs and insects in your house, I can't for the life of me understand why you would take an issue with us.

>>507958851
we have the best femboys in the europe!

>>507958524 (OP)
Get that treated right away. Looks like MRSA. You will lose your leg to the hip if you dekjthhlay.

>>507958524 (OP)
Spiders are bro. Humans are not.

>>507959043
Admiring other men's musculature is about as straight as it gets and peak EVROPA, Greeks would shave so that they could cover their bodies with oil and pump weights, it's about as traditional as it gets.

>>507958524 (OP)
>white guy gets bit by spider
I'm sorry bro. The results are in... you're jewish

#NotAllSpiders

>>507959017
>oh no the creepy crawlies!
you have to go back

>>507959017
Kek, imagine getting JUST'd like that. It's like getting rugpulled on real estate

>>507958724

No, all spiders can gtfo if they are found inside a home.

>>507958524 (OP)
that's about 3,000 spider eggs inside there. Congrats!

>>507958524 (OP)
>spiders are bro!
who the fuck says this?
they're vermin.

>>507958524 (OP)
I kill every insect I see. Why? Because it dares not bow in the presence of the apex predator, it dares not be evolved enough to understand the most basic mammal understanding of civilized behaviour, so it shan't have the right to live when in my proximity
Insectfags must be infected with something, just like toxofags are

>>507959210
>>507959270
We are innocuous, you barbarians.

>>507959164
To where, a clean, critter-free property?

>>507959144

Ancient Greeks were raging hedonistic sodomites.

>>507958990
Staph a is almost always present on your skin, in your throat and in your sinuses irrespective of personal hygiene.

>>507959144
you defo gay, nigger.

>>507958524 (OP)
Thats not staph, that is some poison. Spider or some other insect, or even poison ivy. Might get bigger but heals off in a week.

>>507958524 (OP)
GOT HIM

>>507959270
go fuck a dogs asshole

>>507959305
I want to fuck your females though, after defanging them, of course

Go to the hospital. Get it fixed

>>507959344
>being smooth is being gay
Okay

>>507958524 (OP)
Looks like a brown recluse spider bite. You might want to seek the hospital asap.

>>507959316
to r.eddit specifically /r/turkey

>>507959451
You maniac

>>507959436
That's more up you 1st worlders' alley. We fuck mares here, thank you

>>507959461
No, but expressing a desire to see pics of other men's "smooth" body parts certainly is.

>>507959595
I don't care about seeing man's private parts, but if you happen to post pics of yourself, you might as well keep proper hygiene.

>>507959490
>clean properties
>Turkey
Really, Crocodile Dundee?

>>507959564
>>507959644
<3

>>507959461
is this real?

>>507958524 (OP)
You will be right faggot. Its just a love tap. Cut it open and put some iodine on it.

>>507959564
kek i had a wolf spider in my room once and killed the cunt. little did I know it was carrying its babies on its back so when I came back to my room after having a smoke there were 100s of the little cunts all over the walls and ceiling. had to chuck the ceiling fan on and dump a can of insect spray into the room to kill them all. good times

>>507959747
Very much so. This is why the the steel beams melted.

>>507959187
Anon, cellar spiders are the ones keeping all the other bigger and deadly ones at bay. Their bodies are very small compared to other spiders, but their long legs help them kill fucking everything else.
Plus, they're harmless to humans and are very docile if you want to relocate one. Just move them with a cup and put them in a corner somewhere in your house if you don't want them in your room.

>>507959790
That's a very handsome fellow.

>>507958524 (OP)
Ok and? Keep it clean and it will heal unless you're not meant to live. Who gives a fuck?

>>507959077
>us
Found the 8-legged arachnigger

>>507958524 (OP)
chlorine dioxide

>>507960056
fuck YOU buddy

>>507958524 (OP)
rub some cum on it
the venom will take the path of least resistance and be drawn to the baby batter

>>507958524 (OP)
>wash it with iodine based disinfectant
>wait until it dries
>put triple antibacterial ointment on it
>repeat the ointment three times a day
>?????
>Profit

If it gets worse you'll need oral antibiotics.

>>507960117
You're a boring, unoriginal faggot.
>>507960056
And you're the newest newfaggot on this site. Both of you shut the fuck up and fuck off.

>>507959164
You know what a brown recluse is and what the bite does?
There are things worse than death.

>>507958524 (OP)

you are showing some inflammation..infection would look much worse..

you failed the vibe check bro. spider didnt like your vibes so he bit your stupid ass.

>>507958524 (OP)
you're a sissy.
it's just eggs. they will hatch when you sleep and crawl up your nostrils

>>507958524 (OP)
Rub it with some carrots, potatoes some lemon rub it with some coca cola rub it with some sausage rub it with some black red green tea rub it with some ozempic rub it with some ale rub it rub it rub it

>>507959017

I remember some 20/20 episode about a retired couple buying their retirement-dream home and it being totally infested with black widow spiders. It seems the house was built on the grounds of an old saw mill where giant mounds of saw dust was dumped over the years, perfect for spiders. The walls, attic and everywhere in-between was loaded with spiders and their eggs. The town condemned the property and because of the danger they didn't tear it down but did a control-burn. they were planing to rebuild but no idea what happened after..

>>507960798
based and rubitpilled

>>507958524 (OP)
go to fucking doctor
your hell hole has some species with necrotising venom

you'll be alright mate. I was bit by a redback, pain for many days, like a nail being hit into you nonstop. ill for a week. infection after, antibiotics. been bit about 5 times in Australia from different spiders, had necrosis of the thumb once from it. little cunts, but yeah. keeps heaps of people away from Aus so thats ok.

>>507958990
they can. well in a way, when they bite, they kill heaps of cells in the area and around, dead cells have no defense, gets infected very easy, jeans hold heaps of bacteria, have to stick them in an oven to kill, washing machine wont. so its very easy for it to happen. . I know, Aussie, had it happen.

>>507958524 (OP)
Any superpowers?

>>507958524 (OP)
That's not a staph infection, that's just your body covering up the wound with liquid shit. Put some cicatrization ointment and you're good. It was probably not a very powerful bite from the looks of it.

The worst spiders here in the states are the black widow and the brown recluse. I've been bit by a black widow on my thigh and that shit hurt bad for a entire week

>>507958524 (OP)
Wolf spiders and jumping spiders are sentient bros - the rest are arachniggers running completely on instincts, but they do serve an important purpose

>>507959849
its actually a marvel of biological engineering. millions of years of evolution led to that. And they are treated as nothing but pests. Says a lot about man's relation to nature

>>507958524 (OP)
I would lop off that arm just to be safe anon

>>507960893
>The town condemned the property and because of the danger they didn't tear it down but did a control-burn
Damn that's rad

Based terrorist spiders

>>507959017
https://youtu.be/mH4zfXRaXms

This makes OP crawl in his skin.

>>507958724
Wolf spiders are incredible. They will clean out roaches, silverfish, other kinds of spiders. Then if they run out of food they'll eat each other until one big fucker is left.
When I lived in a basement with a heated water bed the wolf spiders would snuggle with me.

>>507961797
That's not accurate. No animal, including insects, run purely on instinct. All have some sort of decision making ability, even if it's something we find too basic.

>>507960893
Couldn't they just call an exterminator?

Soak bread in egg and place it on it till it dries or overnight. It will draw out the poison

>>507962077
I got bit by this one. the upgraded version, very cunty.

>>507958524 (OP)
1pbtid

i do hope the poster goes full on septic shock. or maybe has the extremity amputated first. /thread

>>507958524 (OP)
Bro, it could be worse

>>507958621
>Spiders are honorary aryans
Correct

RIP

>>507961492
This happened to me too. I got bit by a brown recluse on my elbow and it swelled up puffy and red, I didn't go to the doctor and 25 hours later, the red puffy bite circle was beginning to heal but my forearm and triceps began to turn a light shade of yellow and it ached mildly, I began to worry but being confident jn my immune system and having been bit and cut and injured wounded many times in my life with very few actual hospital trips I gave it another 25 hours and the yellow on my arm spread and darkened a bit and my muscles felt warm and firm, almost like a bag of rice. I was REALLY CLOSE to going to the UrgentCare by my apartment but being stupid, slept on it one more night and it began to heal and the yellow began to recede, and went light yellow and then my arm went back to healthy white. The point is i nearly fucked up bad ignoring my wounded arm, the envenomation (combined with the puncture wound of the bite introducing the staph) nearly fucked me up bad. As my immune system was all systems go trying to put out the venom fire, the venom wreaking havoc on my cells allowed the staph to get a better foothold, cellulitis began. I got lucky.

Tldr if your arm begins to turn yellow after being bitten by something you should probably bite the bullet and go to a doctor.

>>507962493
Lol mb

>>507958524 (OP)
Its because it crawled on your bed and got trapped under you. They don't ever bite unless they are scared. You scared it. Its not like other bugs. arachnid's are considered part of the animal kingdom unlike regular insects. There are smarter spiders than others. The ones that are really venomous typically are better at avoiding human contact. Because humans will eradicate their hives. The less venomous Spiders try to live in conjunction with humans. They just want to make a web and catch flies. There is nothing beneficial about fanging a human to a spider.

I love catching a lost spider and setting them free.

>>507962493
Yeah you could save the thumbnail like a pajeet retard

>>507958524 (OP)
what kind of weak ass spider bite is that, stop posting here you're a faggot.

>>507962542
OP is clearly not that big of a bite. It will most likely heal by itself if he doesn't pop the blister. I'd put some anti-bacterial ointment anyway just to be safe.

>>507959057
Spider, duh

>>507962493
was that the amarillo bite? life is full of irony.

>>507962212
fire is best exterminator

>>507959788
why would you kill a wolf spider? they are pretty harmless

>>507962570
>Its because the pibbles jumped on your bed and got triggered by you. They don't ever bite unless they are scared. You scared it. Its not like other dogs. pibbles are considered part of the animal kingdom unlike regular dogs. There are smarter pibbles than others. The ones that are really violent typically are better at avoiding human contact. Because humans will kill them. The less violent pibbles try to live in conjunction with humans. They just want to eat babies and maim adult humans. There is nothing beneficial about biting a human to a pibble.

>>507958524 (OP)
>memes
>"spiders are bro!"
yeah, no shit, it's a meme. Did you actually believe it? lmfao

>>507958602
spider legs typed this post

>>507962991
>I love catching a lost pibble and setting them free.

>>507958851
do you need to ask? you've got a wide representation of our hairy apes in uk to observe and take the conclusion
>>507958935
shut the fuck up, bitch

>>507958524 (OP)
you fucking pussy

>>507959461
DEI got to another level with hiring garloids as pilots

wolf spiders are frens

>>507963373
>and frogs
PEPE IS KILL!

>>507958524 (OP)
you're fucking dead

>>507962991
They get lost. People get lost too.

>>507958524 (OP)
CHOP CHOP CHOP

>>507958524 (OP)
you had an elbow jew hiding there. spider bro saved your ass.

The flesh eating bacteria live on the spiders fangs.

S O O N

>>507958524 (OP)
>oooh a fucken spider bit me and now I have a mild irritation
Weak as piss.

>>507963568
hehehe, I see you're a man of culture

And yes, my sister is so scared of spiders she sees a shrink fr that.

>>507959849
proud mama <3

>>507963568
nice looking funnel web there cobber

>>507958524 (OP)
>it's a spider bite
Really? That's a staph infection?

>>507960526
they make scorpo-spiders? that's crazy
mother nature truly is amazing

>>507958524 (OP)
Are you form south texas anon? that looks like a brown recluse bite

>>507963568
adorable fella. still happy, we don't have these around.

>>507963683
Fun fact, funnel web fangs can pierce leather shoes.

I let the huntsmans hang out in my apartment in summer, they ensure nothing else comes in. Absolute bros.

>>507963844
he's long gone, to spend the two rupies he got for this non political post. still interesting subject.

>>507958524 (OP)
eh, I've been bit by spiders a bunch of times and that definitely looks like one.

The wound lasts for nearly a week and it oozes pus non-stop, also the inflammation makes you feel like you have a ping pong ball under the skin, fortunately the whole thing is not that painful, just very uncomfortable.

Have fun.

>>507962570
i have a good working relationship with several spiders in my house. same with the wasps on the back of my house.

i could be schizo but i swear they are sensitive to intentions and, having sensed that i mean them no harm, they don't get in my way and i don't get in theirs. nowadays i can walk past the wasps or spiders and not think twice, i just wish them a good afternoon and go about my business.

>>507958524 (OP)
Go to an hospital immediately, don't risk losing an arm. this is serious.
Also don't kill the spider, you need to keep it alive for the venom to stop faster.

>>507964022
the huntsmans are the ones with long legs and small bodies that can get as big as your hand right? i used to have them in my house when i lived by the jungle in vietnam. at first they scared the shit out of me...turning on the bathroom light at 3am and seeing it a foot in front of my face...but i eventually learned that they kept the place bug-free. huntsmen are good in my book

>>507964293
yeh those ones. big hairy fuckers, but they're timid as and friendly enough.

>>507964221
looks like the back of a leg and 1pbtid. i know you mean well, brasilanon, but what do you mean by, keep the spider alive so venom stops faster? asking in case i ever travel.

>>507958760
American education and muttification on display

>>507958602
If that's a staph infection, I'm a fucking Death Knight

>>507964409
Oh I meant bring the spider with you to the hospital in a jar. They will identify the spider and produce the correct antivenom.
It's the same procedure done with snake bites.

>>507962542
yeah man, most times its not the bit, but the infection that comes after the bite from dead cells, I had the exact same thing, but.. I went to a doctor first day and had antibiotics. I guess a warning to all on here. here our story, go to a doctor. for any spider in top 20 bad dudes.

>>507962991
Retarded comparison. Spiders literally have to be forced to bite you, while pits will snap at a moment's notice.

>>507961800
>millions of years of evolution
you're retarded

>>507962825
gets bitten by a snake. says same thing. dude, you have no idea what you are saying. no deadly spiders there?
"A brown recluse spider bite can cause local tissue damage, leading to a necrotic lesion or ulcer, and in some cases, systemic reactions. While not typically fatal, the venom can cause severe skin damage, including skin necrosis (tissue death) and scarring. "

"A redback spider bite can cause immediate and severe pain at the bite site, which can spread to other parts of the body. Other symptoms may include redness and swelling at the bite site, sweating, nausea, vomiting, headache, muscle aches, and general tiredness. In some cases, symptoms can persist for weeks after the bite."

>>507964455
dr.anon deserves respect for concluding from the pic that it is not staph but indeed a multi resistant staph. no chance in hell OP will survive this. he's a goner. a has been. sad, i know.

This thread reminds me of the spider inside the Wii U story, originally from 4chan.
Here in case someone haven't heaed about it: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z7DlR5_Fo5M

>>507964633
ah, of course. thanks.

>>507962825
gets bitten by funnel web spider in Australia.. "Nothing ever happens" dies.

>>507963725
It technically could be. And come to think of it I think spider bites that look like that are kinda rare. A staph infection happens when you live in an unclean environment. Its people who never wash their sheets or shower. Or clean up at all so they get these weird bacterial infections.

>>507964022
>>507964293
>the huntsmans

NO!

Captcha is a palindrome: WDNDW

>>507963436
>spider bites kill niggers
holy based

>>507963568
>And now I'll make a fooking big ass scary spoider with really long fangs that can pierce plate male.
>Yeah, I rock

fuck all spiders
except those really small ones smaller than 1cm and jumping ones, they are cool and can stay

>>507958724
house is for humans
spider is not for house anon

>>507959881
Those arent even the worst ones, the cellar spiders are waah even compared to pic related.

>>507958602
>.t

>>507959881
I used to have a whole bunch of these mother fuckers living in my room. I just left them alone. They lived on the ceiling. Literally. I don't know what they ate probably flies.

>>507958524 (OP)
A spider didn't do that, that's the work of a Jew.
Now this thread is political.

>>507958524 (OP)
Ingot the same shit training in Thailand, i cured with a cream to put on it, and garlic pills.

>>507959644
>>507959849
>>507962077
>>507965169

>>507963683
you know whats fucked. they found a bigger one that lives further up north, like about 1000kms away. thats deadlier. called it "Big Boy" its now at the number 1 position. those redheaded mouse spiders are awesome, they would cross my playground as a kid, would follow em, see what they were doing. cute little fellas