Thread 508058501

Men?

>>508058501 (OP)
why wouldn't they just make the guy leave if he's dangerous? it's a private establishment.

Someone post thee image

>>508058501 (OP)
And that guy's name? Albert Einstein

>>508058590
Kek. Well played.

>>508058501 (OP)
me on the right

>>508058580
because he's not actually dangerous

Someone post thee image

>>508058501 (OP)
that's beyond fucking retarded and also it never ever happened

>>508058501 (OP)
Its real
Im that guy
Names Braphog Malone

>>508058501 (OP)
Fuck white knights

she looks like a bloke and this never happened

>>508058646
:) ----[ ]3

>>508058501 (OP)
based bartender saving a bro from lowering his standards to a hold hag because he hasn’t been getting any for a while by fixing the problem in its source

>>508058501 (OP)
Bartenders actually use this trick to women so they seem trustworthy and caring which might get the women to sleep with the bartender. The bartender is the weird one.

Women deserve rape

>>508058501 (OP)
There is a lot of unsuccessful people in life.
This woman has no children, posts on social media all day and is a shut in.
Listen to her advice then DON'T do it.

>>508058580
Because this story was composed by a middle aged, deranged, lonely roastie whose only solace in her rapidly diminishing grip on reality is the fabricated idea that she is not only still attractive, but sufficiently attractive that a "dangerous" man would potentially risk going to jail just to talk to her.

>>508058501 (OP)
Do what? Make up shitty drama for internet attention?

>>508058580
Because it didn't happen. (Straight) Men don't do these weird secret note guardian angel things women keep sharing, they confront people face to face

>>508058501 (OP)
Bump

>>508058501 (OP)
Jealous cockblocker. Bars are for basedcucks in year 2025.

>>508058749
>Bartenders actually use this trick to women so they seem trustworthy and caring which might get the women to sleep with the bartender. The bartender is the weird one.
^ This
Women are literally retarded.

>>508058580
because its a fake story

>>508058827
>>508058892
yeah i know guys, you don't need to mug for the screencaps

>>508058912
I really hope Iran wipes you niggers off the fucking map

>>508058892
waitrons and barboys are all queers

>>508058501 (OP)
Hmm... cockblocking. Way m44tr
to get a tip, Bartender.

>>508058501 (OP)
So she's so stupid she chats with random men at a bar?

You know, I have a few female acquaintances from that I don't like, but I am polite with because politics. When we are at bars, I try to find a guy that would make them very uncomfortable, and then I introduce them to one another, and walk away. It makes me really happy when I do that.

>>508058694
He looks exactly like chud without the glasses

>>508058501 (OP)
This is Facebook tier garbage. Get out of here fucking normie faggots.

>>508058501 (OP)
Shes just another miserable hag

The man was a NIGGER and the bartender is based

>>508058501 (OP)
>conversations are dangerous and can lead to serious injury
>i only know how to watch tiktok videos on my phone. calling the police is beyond my limited cognitive capacity
why are they even allowed outside without adult supervision?

>>508058501 (OP)
She looks to her right...
...and no-one is there.
[cue weird music]

>>508058580
because it's virtue signalling-based flirting

>>508058501 (OP)
inb4 this becomes the new "swiping right" move for desperate men

>>508058501 (OP)
Dude was trying to steal her from him he'd have actually been a great guy. Femoids are too fuckin stupid.

>>508058580

Yes, the anecdote is wildly unrealistic but you have to understand how women think and it's why they don't spot it. And why they frequently come up with similarly unrealistic anecdotes. Women generally derive their sense of value through the eyes of other women, not men, and one of the ways they do that is coming up with cutesy terms like 'sex pest' or anecdotes like the one in the OP which are all designed to do ONE thing: Give the rest of the world an impression that men find value in them, specifically, over other women. I've seed ugly ladies in their 50's (rough 50's) complaining to their friends about how many times they got hit on at work that day. That's generally not going to happen unless they're working at the commissary for a SuperMax prison. No, what it really is is a woman proclaiming to another woman 'Men are still interested in me'. And the other women will respond in kind talking about how SHE'S been hit on so much recently too. Neither of these women are listening to the other, they're simply seeding the world with the illusion that they're valuable.

Of course, all of these things are the hallmark of a savagely insecure person. Simply chuckling, laughing or making a dismissive face as you pass a woman and she'll remember it and pore over it for at least a few years.

>>508058501 (OP)
Does anyone ever call these people liars?

>>508059215
war never changes

>>508058580
because the story is fiction. and only exists in her SSRI riddled mind.

>>508058501 (OP)
kek women are stupid
if anything that was just the obnoxiously loquacious drunk regular that every bar has that and the bartender either tells the same thing to everybody or only to women as an excuse to be Mr. Nice Guy and try to fuck them when they get drunk (you'd be surprised how many bartenders get into it specifically for this reason)

>>508058694
>omgzorz look at that creep M'Lady, let me know and I'll remove that creep for you M'Lady

There's something even creepier about these simping white-knights. I think chicks must instinctively know this.

I'd be more than happy to not pay any mind to this bar slut and let her deal with her own problems

>>508058580
He's black

>>508058749
I was just going to say, the bartender will roofy you and then rape you after. Nothing personal.

>>508058501 (OP)
>Im 45, single, and having the time of my life!

>>508058501 (OP)
Ok but like why? Whats up with the guy on her right??
Or is it just some beta faggot shit again?

>>508058501 (OP)
bitch in the thumbnail is 55 years old

>>508058694
Idk man this guy looks so off

>>508058580
>why wouldn't they just make the guy leave if he's dangerous? it's a private establishment.
I'm not 100% in the didn't happen camp because cock blocking exists.

>>508058501 (OP)
No need to worry. I don't get involved in conversations with cunts... present company excluded.

What sort of woman goes to a bar alone, then doesnt want to talk to people.

>>508058775
How do you know?

>>508058501 (OP)
>"Hey, you should talk to the guy sitting on your right. He's a cool dude."

>>508058925
You have to spell it söy or it will turn into "based" amd yeah youre right i will stop going out to anywhere ever again

>>508058501 (OP)
The White Knight Rises
(I'm the guy on her right)

>>508058501 (OP)
These bartenders drive drunk girls home. They know what is needed to be picked for it. The irony is the guys she assumed would exploit her were the ones she could trust.

>>508058580
It's not a matter of the guy being dangerous but most places are going to have regulars that they are used to but they also recognize are weird or annoying as fuck. If she talks to the guy to her right the bartender is going to have to hear from that guy for the next month about how sexy her bob and vagene are.

>>508058580
it's just a woman fantasy that check on multiple implications
- she's sexy and hot and men are eager to talk to her (validation)
- the thrill of a mysterious dangerous man (ooo book girllll)
- the protector figure that keeps her in power yet she feels little (it's actually a women kink to feel that way)
- the sneaky way of communication aka smart and smooth
women once they pass 30 become turbo delusional if they didn't have kids that rewire their dna during pregnancy

>>508058892
this, if a man do these weasels tricks, he wouldn't have the protective instinct to start with to alarm her, it's just her roasite tier fantasy

>>508060188
Hot, i wanna become a bartender (rapist) now!!

>>508058580
bartender just like to fuck with people

>>508060006
Right, it doesn’t make sense - at some point I read that JK Rowling wrote her books in a bar or restaurant or similar place filled with people, how on earth was she capable of concentrating surrounded by noisy distractions?

>>508058694
after all this time, it still hits just right

>>508058501 (OP)
Huh? The fuck kinda gay shit is she even asking for? What a retard.

>>508058580
Because it's a story that didn't happen.

>>508058666

You doubt that the bartender saw all the guys pounce when this hottie sat at the bar, and decided to intervene?4sawj