>That's wild, you should have sex/touch grass incel
>"TACO" hahaha right?
>Did you hear what Trump said?

>>508091961 (OP)
holy shit I've met people like this

I've had the riff from reelin in the years stuck in my head for probably close to thirty years.

>constantly adding gen z slang despite being nearly 30
im 28 and i cant understand guys my age or older going “thats cooked bruh”. using “rizz”, and such. “that’s crazy” i do use but i’ve used that since i was a child. i also say “that’s madness” but thats just local lexicon.

i dont understand wanting to appeal to teens and younger 20s when you’re past that. we had our time, we’ve been adults for a decade now. i can’t wait to be like 50 where i can instantly ruin a catch phrase or meme simply by saying it.

>>508091961 (OP)
I'm so sad

I feel like I never got to be a kid, now I'm 30 :(

>>508092360
>that’s crazy
Nigger, thats way too common to be considered slang.

>>508092544
I feel the same

>>508092360
cooked is just the same as "put a fork in it, it's done"
it's really not the most innovative "slang" word to come out of the generation
anybody post-30 saying rizz, gyatt or ongod needs to be shot with a shotgun filled with earrings though

You guys take shit way too fucking seriously. You know what my favorite word is? Gay. I'm 36. I call everything gay. Why? Because that's what Millennials fucking do. You fags are so concerned about appearances. I find the word rizz hilarious. I use both rizz and cooked ironically. I don't think it would come out of my mouth right otherwise since I didn't grow up with those terms, but they are funny. A lot of the shit zoomers say actually comes from Gen X black culture. Why? Because zoomer white kids adopted a fuck ton of what black zoomer's uncles taught them grow up. Bunch of fucking wiggers in this bitch.

Get over yourselves. Say whatever the fuck you want. You sound like faggots when you're so self-conscious.

>>508092779
>shotgun with ear rings in it
why did i never think of that

i use words that are useful, not picking up new slang is like saying you won't learn new words period.
Cooked feels redundant to other existing language, so it does feel try hard to use that. Rizz I think is a useful new word as it shortens and makes a verb form out of the word charisma.

>>508092884
problem with using words ironically is then they just get baked into your everyday lexicon of go-to words
I started saying bro ironically 15 years ago and it's still happening bro

>>508092153
Look at this faggot here, trying to relate.

>>508093257
You're not the only one, breh. I use every form of bro that exists. It started with dude back in the day, now it's dude and bro, sometimes even dudebro.

>>508092513
Can you shut the fuck up with your dumb anecdotes?

>>508091961 (OP)
Ah yes the "infalcners" losing the narrative battle

>>508092884
Shave your moustache you fucking faggot.

>>508092884
Right. All of these faggots just have nigger dick in their mouths.

>>508093274
I have though, and /pol/ needed to know about it

>>508091961 (OP)
I’m 35 now, I don’t know what any of that means

>>508092173
listen to the end of the song, memorize its ending, and now stop. you're welcome.

>>508091961 (OP)
>adding gen z slang despite being almost 30

Buddy, you know zoomers are in their twenties now, right?

>>508093560
I wish to know more

>>508093720
So what makes it acceptable for you to do it?

>>508093257
My best friend used bro with his (ex)gf of nearly 10 years. Daily.

I can relate to a few of these things. Although the only sports I watch is Sumo and Buhurt and I don't like tattoos. Oh and I've been married since I was 21.

>>508093824
no I skipped gay zoomer language and went straight to Gen A, no cap fr fr ohio rizz
It's already slipping away from you zoom zooms, can you feel it?

This was half of my peers in university it felt so fucking fake I hated all of them

>>508093824
I don’t use gen z slang. People are just retarded about which generation is which.

>>508093818
they started appearing shortly after zoomers started getting tired of the broccoli cut with shaved sides look
they started wearing mullets and having these scruffy single mustaches and all dressed like mac demarco
only I'm british so it makes them all look like chuckle brothers instead of looking like mac demarco

more gay than not

>>508091961 (OP)
>bottom right
Anon, some zoomers are 30 or very close to it depending on your cutoff point.

>>508094060
That’s Gen Z slang adopted by Gen A you dumb old fuck

Dat bihh got a gyatt I hit her wit rizz

>>508094276
It's too late zoomie, you're already balding ahahahahahahaha

>>508091961 (OP)
I really don’t get this one

Socialization? I live on the edge of the woods in complete isolation. Yesterday, I spent 11 hours straight locked in my office studying algorithms. The only human being I talk to is a woman who spies on my electronics and tried to get me to convert to Judaism and move to "Israel" I am not joking. Am trying to invite her to Islam.

I will be moving out deeper into the woods to construct an Islamic monastery if the zionist Jews do not kill me first. They have the legal right to do so any day. Socialization? Does talking to Jihadists in the Middle East on Telegram count as socialization? Does talking to zionist shills on 4chan count as socialization?

A while ago I went down to the nearest masjid (mosque) to try and give a gift to the Sunnis there. When I told then I was Shia, they would not accept my gift or even let me in to pray. They looked at me like I had a disease for being a Shia.

My last attempt at friendship was at the construction site with my coworkers. They turn out to be federal informants! One threatened me with kidnapping! It is like the Truman Show whenever I try to socialize. Friends! I need brothers to pray with, not friends, brothers. I don't pity myself, I earned this with my actions.

A normal life? Not possible because of war. What is normal anyways? So many strange and unnatural things are "normal" these days. I've made my bed. There is no going back. I will do something entirely new. No, I will never be a normal man. Either I will be an extraordinary man or a complete failure. There is no inbetween.

Was ignorance really so sweet? I felt an emptiness in my past life. Something missing. Now there is no shortage of meaning. No lack of purpose for all the pain of struggle. I did not truly begin to live until I had embraced death for the glory of God.

Pain? Plenty of it. Struggle? More than enough. But emptiness, boredom, meaninglessness? None to be found. My regrets are few. Normalcy is lost, but now I live for love. For God.

>>508092360
>when you and your hb (16) ranking an elite sleeper huzz freshman roster you’d crack but the principal tells you that janitors shouldn’t talk to the students (negative aura)
>skull emoji
>rose emoji

>>508093363
i’ll post what i damn well please

>>508091961 (OP)
>>Did you hear what Trump said?
man am I tired of people saying this. I don't care

>>508091961 (OP)
you do realize some zoomers are approaching 30 right?

>>508092173
memorize the ending of the song, now stop. you're welcome.
https://youtube.com/shorts/5gGB3MZcOQI

>>508091961 (OP)
>gen z slang despite being nearly 30
does he know?

>>508094399

Open this Book, read it and live by it. You will see signs from God, you will live a life from out of the pages of Scripture. This is the religion of Abraham, of Moses, of Jesus Christ. Worship God and God alone, keep the prayers.

You will open the door to a new world, a world of signs and miracles. You will find yourself in the tribe of God, and the meaning of your past will realize itself in unexpected and incredible ways.

Are you waiting for a sign? For something to happen? Open the Koran. You will see signs and experience God. It is nothing short of supernatural.

>>508091961 (OP)
Feels like this is the product of some frustrated glowie trying to test his sketched characterisation because his earlier ones keep blowing up into his face.

>>508091961 (OP)
I'm in my late 30's and enjoy using skibidi zoomer slang blud, no cap.

>>508095123
some cap

>>508091961 (OP)
>That's crazy bud.
>Well memed my friend.

>>508091961 (OP)
Early zoomers *are* 30 now, dipshit.

>>508092913
It'd pattern like arseholes.

>>508095479
An elegant sufficiency of cap.

>>508095800

>>508091961 (OP)
You forgot
>drinks 15 cheap but ironically cool beers every night
>entire personality built around being better than everyone else
>emotional depth of a glass of water
>every sentence must be ironic in order to never address actual feelings and reality
>becomes incomprehensibly angry and violent over mainstream politics
>his only "real" friends are assholes exactly like him and form no real bond over years of hanging out
>dismisses anything outside of his purview of drinking cheap beer, posing and criticizing literally everything
There's more, but I've known this guy many, many times kek

>>508091961 (OP)
I’d honestly hang out with him I don’t mind pleasant but shallow people who like Steely Dan and hockey.

>>508094399
Checked on the schizopost

>>508091961 (OP)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwFGVbF44OA

>>508092779
>ongod
that regional, my little 8yo white ass said in my best black voice "ongod she playin wit me" at a mostly black school to my black teacher in the 1990s, i got in a lot of trouble but i did pimp slap a girl for taking my seat at the lunch table.
she liked me but the autism was too strong

>>508096111
That sounds like hipsters circa 2010

>>508096745
lol
good job buddy
a lot of the slang that gets repurposed does spring up as a result of like local and regional slang
particularly in blacks
seems like blacks growing up in those environments took it to soundcloud and everybody else took it from there

for a while lots of people were trying to make "finna" work but lots of those people didn't actually know it was a compression of the word "fixing to" so it was confusing and fell out of vogue quickly

>>508096812
Hipsters never died they all just decided they were going to be on the "right side of history", whatever that means

>>508096812
This is what they are now. It’s the evolution of the same culture. All the millineal/zoomer borderers I grew up with hung up their quirk chungus clothes and got a mustache with ironic cap seemingly overnight. Happened a few years ago.

>>508096812
>sounds like hipsters circa 2010
exactly. these bearded faggots were the millennial reddit forefathers of the modern numale. Now those losers are either dying/dead from aids or married to a fat quirk chungus with kids in an open cuck relationship.

kikes had these socially engineered models to fuck up white communities when obama came to power.

>>508091961 (OP)
>>508096111
Ive known guys just like this and seeing their exact behaviors pointed out like this is both funny and anger-inducing because it reminds me how they were such insufferable faggots.

>>508091961 (OP)
>constantly adding gen z slang despite being nearly 30
But isn't he literally Gen Z if he is late 20s?

> only dates women who are in college
So this guy is winning?

>>508091961 (OP)
Looks iDubbbz

>>508097242
The crazy thing is watching them get into their 30s and 40s and never grow out of that personality type
If you think they're wholly unlikable at 25 just wait until they're 40 kek, fewer people have I wanted to choke with my bare hands than this type of faggot

>sandos
When did people start saying this? I thought it was a weeb thing but in the past few weeks I've heard it in normie contexts. Is it a TikTok trend?

>>508091961 (OP)
As a madison resident i burst out laughing.

>>508097445
That’s what I do and these guys call me a pedo. They all date the same girls in their high school class. And no, not high school sweet hearts that stayed together but they keep swapping around in a nihilistic musical chair where the one they end up with at 30 is who they’ll marry. Grim

>>508093274
lmao

>>508092779
I don't use these in normal conversation but just using this shit on 4chan makes me laugh.
I don't know how i'd react if someone was using "cooked" and shit like "rizz" and going "frfr" in real life but i'd be tempted to also burst out laughing

>>508092153
Yeah, I meet one like that every time I look in the mirror in the morning.

>>508097689
I would never have sex again before I dated a woman in her 30's.

>>508098159
I’m 26 and the last girl I had sex with that was 25 was when I was 18. I broke up with my last gf and my mom started introducing me to women my own age and I wanted to cry. I had no reference. Back to college bars and it’s all good

>>508094040
>butthurt is a sport now
what a world.

>speaks like a totally different person every time you see him
Based schizo

The oldest of zoomers are 28 years old, they are nearly 30.
Zoomers are gonna kill themselves in mass as they age.

>>508099154
Watching Zoomers catch the same shit from Gen Alpha that they gave to Millennials is going to be funny.

>>508091961 (OP)
>>508092884
OP image is old and inspired the short story "Cat Person" published in the New Yorker five years ago written by some roastie zoomer, where she fucked a guy like OP's then blamed him for being "manipulative" with slang and liking old bands. The gay story sold for $5 mill or more to Hollywood. Anons sound just like the kewl bitch who wrote it too. Also it's just retrofitted millennial hipster for zoomers

>>508092360
Yup. "That's wild" found its way into my vocabulary subconsciously somehow. But I used to say "That's nuts" all the time in my teens and 20s so I think it's just a literary evolution of that in my psyche. I wouldn't be caught using:
>Cooked
>Rizz
>Goon
>Gyatt
>On God
Ever. It feels unnatural to say it.
T. 30 years old

>>508092360
That's what is really funny but depressing is white zoomoids and younger folk have completely adopted nigger culture as their main influence and taste in music. Teenage and 20yo party music is 90% nigger rap. And it's not the romanticized 50cent or nelly rap of 25 years ago it's a mindless demon twink niglet rapper with fart noises as a singing voice. Very sad but accurate reflection of the complete jewification of youth. Aussie zoomers are also adopting hybrid american or other culture accents because they grew up watching jewtube influencers all day. Pride of keeping the accent of your country is gone. I don't know about others but even if I were to move to america and hang around americans or whoever all day I would never lose my aussie accent despite consuming more american media and hearing different american accents for decades before these kids were born.

>>508092884
Stop saying nigger words you fucking bitch

>>508093162
>>508093257
"Cooked" is used by Jon "Stewart," Stephen A. Smith, and all those fags on Valutainment's podcast like Patrick Bet David. "He's really cooking" is ancient SportsCenter shit too. "Smell what the Rock is cooking."

Does anyone know though if that Big Pharma commercial for that drug Skyrizzi is exploiting the use of "rizz"? Or was "rizz" seeded by Skyrizzi itself into zoomer culture and they're too fucking retarded to know its globohomo? Both seem probable.

>>508099674
Gooning was not conceived by gen z.

>>508099904
Okay, you nigger. Cease and desist crashing out.

>>508100388
>crashing out.
"crashing out" is the new hotness
that suddenly became really popular lately

>>508091961 (OP)
I social chameleon because people constantly want me to care about X political issue and I'm apathetic to Justt about everything except for people and things directly in front of me. I barely care about my own family and you expect me to care about ICE deporting foreign strangers?

>>508091961 (OP)
Waaaah i hate nornal things

>>508100388
it literally came from tiktok dances, though. unless you mean the general concept of jacking without payoff which is at least as old as kama-sutra which was invented hundreds of years ago. amateur fishers in my country have been regulated to throw back most of their fishes after catching since at least the 80s, so you could also argue boomers to have invented gooning simply in another genre.

>>508091961 (OP)
I seriously dislike people who don't seem to genuinely care about anything, just constantly flitting between "interests" for social capital.

>>508099773
>aussie heeh
I can’t handle you fucks saying “here” it is gross and revolting.

>>508103121
If you don’t like anything, nobody can call you racist when that thing you like hates niggers for some reason du jour, and you don’t get cancelled