India declares war.

>>508109622 (OP)
i hope many microniggers died in the process

>>508109622 (OP)
BSOD

>>508109622 (OP)

>>508109622 (OP)
Why isn't Israel responding to their attacks?

>>508109622 (OP)
looks like a residential building

>>508109622 (OP)
I wonder what effect this will have here. Will there be a drastic reduction in jidf threads? Just wondering.

>>508109792
Tell me more about these "microniggers"

>>508109807
KEK
>Ballistic Salvo Of Death

>>508109807
If that didn't kill them then choosing the right option in recovery mode will surely do it.

>>508109622 (OP)
>microsoft building
>provides critical services to the Israeli military
>in fields such as espionage
So jews are literally hiring call centers to scam their enemies?

>>508111993
that's what happens when you hide microsoft employees among civilian infrastructure

>>508109622 (OP)
do the needful USA

>>508109807
HAhaha :))
your microjew micropajeet windwos 11 just crashed,
No recovery is available, sorry , recovery servers were in Israel................

>why did they ALLOW 1 mln US gov windows computers to be backed up to Israeli spy '"cloud" servers???

Sorry your computer died, you are going to have to buy a new computer with our new Micropajeet version.
Or you may buy a slightly used PC fixed by this genius Jitendra Shitoketan

>>508112559
They live in your computer and and accumulate dust and make everything run slower over time.

>>508109622 (OP)
But I was told that was the mossssad hq

>>508113634
what's the difference?

>>508109622 (OP)
Linux bros!

>>508113360
>that's what happens when you hide microsoft employees among civilian infrastructure
keked hard!

>>508113730
What's the difference between a whore house and your mom's house?

>>508113252
>So jews are literally hiring call centers to scam their enemies?
Jews are the largest call center and stolen credit card operation in the world.
They are smarter, their deals are hacking, blackmail,
and INVESTMENT MONEY scam.
Kikes literally steal BILLIONS each year in investment scams.

>strong and independent women with lots of money are kikes favourite target


>Silicon Valley Bank collapse: Treasury, Fed and FDIC announce steps to ensure deposits will be paid in full
https://abcnews.go.com/Business/silicon-valley-bank-collapse-treasury-fed-fdic-announce/story?id=97807268

>The Collapse of SVB: Implications for Start-ups and the Banking Industry
https://www.newtonim.com/us-institutional/insights/blog/the-collapse-of-svb-implications-for-start-ups-and-the-banking-industry/

Bunch of jewish fake startups literally stole billions from SVB.
While the director of M&A and Investment portfolio was some woman.

Finally, the year of Linux desktop is here.

>>508113855
Winrars!!!

>>508109622 (OP)
I have to support Iran now. If israel bombs a different Microsoft HQ then I'll support them. I'm on whoever side blows up Microsoft.

>>508114094
Kek

>>508109622 (OP)
I was wondering why my daily spam stopped this morning on my Yahoo account

>>508109622 (OP)
SAARS
REDEEMED
THE
MACROSOFT
WYRUS
MISSILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>508109622 (OP)
>Microsoft center in Israel hit by Iran.
meanwhile
>>>105653359

>>508109622 (OP)
good. hit the aws and gcp data centers next.

>>508112559
Microniggers stole my toolbar folder shortcuts

>>508109622 (OP)
> laughs in linux

>>508109622 (OP)
Does this mean the new Halo game is delayed?

>>508109622 (OP)
Oh noooooo not Wangblows. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GOOD MORNING SAAR I AM JOHN GATES FROM MICROSOFT.
YOUR XBOX IS NOT WORKING SORRY SAAR ISRAEL WAS HOSTING YOUR ACCOUNT VERIFICATION AND THEY HAVE BLOWN UP.
YOU LOST ALL YOUR VIDYA SAAR
NO REFUNDS MADARCHOD
HAHAHAHAHAGAHAHAHAHAHA

>>508109622 (OP)
Intel is next.

>>508109622 (OP)
>India declares war.
They released a biological weapon

>>508114094
the irony is that 90% of the OS installed on that datacenter was running Linux even though it was Microsoft owned.
Only desktop users are still clinging to windows.

They should hit the ones here too desu

>>508109622 (OP)
those bloody benchods...

>>508116138
wtf? how is that even legal. They must pay for their crime
>>508116483
AI getting wild, I kinda agree, AI has fucked the world so hard. 5 years ago feel like a different life completely - just because everything is changing to damn fast

>>508116138
How do you even fix that?

>>508109622 (OP)
>another parking lot hit
I sleep

>>508111993
>>508112559
>>508112803
>>508117116
>>508112143
Apparently not. Hopefully the next round will. T K D

>>508109622 (OP)
intel fab when?

>>508113448
>They live in your computer and and accumulate dust and make everything run slower over time.

Microniggers steal CPU cycles, a lot of them.

>>508113909
>Jews are the largest call center and stolen credit card operation in the world.
>They are smarter, their deals are hacking, blackmail,
>and INVESTMENT MONEY scam.
>Kikes literally steal BILLIONS each year in investment scams.

Correct, jews are the inventor of the "binary options" scam, which they run out of Israel or Ukraine call centers.

>>508115274
Funny thing, I've been told by anons here that Mint Linux is the only distribution that has blocked the back doors from its fucked kerbal maker Linus.

>>508114094
Wrong.

>>508118350
*Cucked Kernel maker

>>508117074
>How do you even fix that?
I fear a nuke would only spread it
Though, maybe it would sterilize it, too

>>508109622 (OP)
looks like those mandatory win11 upgrades got pushed out

>>508109622 (OP)
IRAN REDEEMED. DO NOT REDEEM SAAR. SUPERPOOER 2030 INDIA WILL GET ITS FINEST LIZARD RAPISTS TO FIGHT YOU SAAR.

>>508109622 (OP)
looks irredeemable

>>508114596
>I beez f-free?

>>508116138
Mfw I’ve been seeing shrimp from India show up in the grocery store

Car bomb

I have seen a few car bombs in my time

>>508109622 (OP)
LMAO
>israeli AI called: LAVENDER
used to 'select targets' for the idf, and was programmed with the caveat that 15-20 civilian deaths PER MILITANT killed was a totally fine, acceptable even, number:

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/apr/03/israel-gaza-ai-database-hamas-airstrikes
"israeli A.i. targeting system "lavender" was programmed to approve of 15-20 civilian fatalities per/militant killed"
>"Several of the sources described how, for certain categories of targets, the IDF applied pre-authorised allowances for the estimated number of civilians who could be killed before a strike was authorised".
>"Two sources said that during the early weeks of the war they were permitted to kill 15 or 20 civilians during airstrikes on low-ranking militants"
its "REAL" because it was posted on a major western news outlet, it WASNT challenged, it WASNT redacted
if something so specifically heinous like
>"israeli A.i. targeting system "lavender" was programmed to approve of 15-20 civilian fatalities per/militant killed"

>>508119517
>Mfw I’ve been seeing shrimp from India show up in the grocery store
Mfw the vein is the cleanest part

>>508115274
Ok you conviced me

>>508119985
When left to it's own devices look for junkyard leadership the humongous effect

>>508109622 (OP)
Hey remember a few months ago when poojeets and Paki's were bombing the fuck out of each other? Pepperidge Farm remembers. I still think they could easily use this to escalate the war, since jeets worship kikes. Israel could literally tell them to start WW3 and they would be like
>YES SARR WE WILL FUCK BASTARDS BLOODY BENCHOD
then get hit by a train

>>508109622 (OP)
the explosion blew out the Windows

>>508109622 (OP)
Why do people believe this nonsense? Alternatively, why do people keep making threads about this nonsense? Is the "Microsoft employs a lot of Indians" jokes really worth all these dumb threads?

Hahahahah