Thread 508114598

Iran successfully tested its 1st nuclear weapon underground

https://x.com/breaking911/status/1936128681304637855

>>508114598 (OP)
Yay! Time to invade

>>508114598 (OP)
Mother nature - all in.

>>508114728
>time to inva-ACK!

>>508114598 (OP)
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

The idea of them wanting to test a nuke so they blew it up underground to hide it is so funny

>>508114728
That would end the war actually

do they normally have earfquakes there?

>>508115022
Nah it would mean mutts gonna die for their masters

>>508114598 (OP)
All in on TKD.
make me proud Iran. Drop a tzar bomba on TelAviv.

>>508115002
A lot of nuke tests are done underground but no matter what you can’t hide it

>>508115067
there's a lot of mountains so yes

>>508115067
The arabian tectonic plate goes like straight through Iran

>>508115067
Iran is one of the most seismically active countries on Earth. But don’t spoil their fun, anon.

>>508114598 (OP)
Happened here
35°22'14.3"N 53°04'11.9"E

>>508115386
>>508115245
well the timing is unfortunate for them. It must be a sign from god

>>508114598 (OP)
memba the earthquake on the syrian turkey border a few years ago?
remember the weird cloud above the location?

>>508115067
>>508115386

>>508114598 (OP)
Nope, first test would be above ground as proof

>>508115002
Contains potential fallout from enrichment process errors, miscalibration, doesn't throw particulates into the air, no environmental impact, etc.

>>508115593
Dont remeber the cloud, remeber the 24k dead Turks and 12k dead Syrians

>>508115067
It’s a very seismically active country but this one happens to be right at one of their major weapons testing ranges.

>>508114598 (OP)
two more tests

>>508115479

that’s dangerously close to natanz

>>508115187
I don't know if you've noticed, but we mutts don't fuck around with nuclear powers. If they have nukes then this situation settles into a proxy war where we just help support the kikes and china or russia or maybe even both help the dune coons.

>>508116028
Where's natanz?

>>508114598 (OP)
HAARP used on them.. amerimutts are shameless

>>508116021
Iran is so shit that your vid includes multiple repeats of the same hit and vids from last year.

>>508116021
> boom boom tel aviv

>>508114816
>Mother nature
You mean HAARP

>>508116283
Holy coperino.
>But what about 2 hout ago.
https://files.catbox.moe/79c1pk.mp4
Viderl

>>508116320
Prove it
>I agree though

>>508116199
The scary thing is usgs was reporting it at 0km depth, which is definitely a nuke, but they took that down. There’s a screenshot I’m looking for of that on x but it’s getting scrubbed

>>508114598 (OP)
earthquakes everyday, and only Americans test nukes near population centers
https://earthquakelist.org/iran/

>>508114598 (OP)
>10km underground
fuck off retard
>hurr durr suspicious
Iran gets earthquakes constantly

>>508116423
>gee, sure glad I’m living in the one tall building that hasn’t been holed by a ballistic missile
kek

>>508116716
Showed 0km depth initially

>>508115002
That's like shitting in your pants and hope no one notices.

>>508116702
interesting

5.2 magnitude earthquake would have to be from a MASSIVE nuclear explosion.

>>508114598 (OP)
Maybe it was that nuclear bunker buster Trump talked about.

>>508115002
Countries have done that for a long time. We do the same thing. We test nuclear reactors underground too.

>>508114598 (OP)
It was Jewish sand worms

>>508115002
I think it's outlawed to test above ground by some treaty or convention. They haven't done it since the 60s or 70s. Pakistan and India tested theirs underground

>>508116614

right when the “quake” happened, talks fell apart. I’m gonna lean towards the doom in me and say it was a nuke

Digits will confirm

https://x.com/monitorx99800/status/1936130052615553224

>>508114598 (OP)
is this some psyop to get people to go along with nuking iran because they have le scary atom bomb?

>>508117324
Reroll

>>508117324
Fair assessment. All bets are in. We will see.

>>508117611
Kek. Haven’t seen this one. For your troubles

>>508114598 (OP)
I hope it was a successful test. And that they used 1 out of an arsenal of 45.. so 44 of them fuckers left.

>>508114598 (OP)
Probably not a nuke, but Israel is the one pushing nuclear proliferation with it's US backed foreign policy. If the US didn't do the Israeli manipulated endless regime change in the middle east we wouldn't be here.

Worse yet is Pakistan, who has nuclear weapons and even is willing to give them to the Turks. Pakistan is a terrorist state (Israel is too) who sends jihadists into Kashmir. The reason Pakistan has one in the first place is because India developed it's own in the 70s, for no good reason considering India has over 4x the population and has defeated Pakistan in every conventional war. Why the fuck do they have nukes? They never even needed them. Tl;dr: fuck shitskins and kikes.

>>508114598 (OP)
How do you test a nuke underground? How far underground do you need to go and do they like dig out a big room for it or is it in a hole surrounded by rocks?

>>508115002
you can't hide the neutrino fingerprint though

>>508114598 (OP)
Miller is behind this.

>>508114598 (OP)
Too big for a bomb desu.

>>508116702
Are there sniffers airborne? If there are any C-135 variants milling around the middle east, that would indicate the DoD at least suspects it was a nuclear detonation and they are taking samples to get an idea of what the warhead composition is.

>>508114598 (OP)
Goodness, they've been incredibly seismically active over the last two weeks

>>508114728
>Throw a hypersonic nuke on the Nimitz
heh, nothing personnel kid

>>508114598 (OP)
CIA and Israel will detonate suitcase nuclear bomb in United States and blame Iran. It will be bigger than 9/11. Screencap this

>>508116929
Not necessarily massive, but it would definitely indicate a multi-stage nuclear weapon and not just some shitty gun-type or implosion fission only device

>>508114598 (OP)
Iran has earthquakes all the time you ignorant fuckwits

>>508114598 (OP)
>SURELY ITS A NUCLEAR WEAPON AND NOT TECTONIC PLATES GRINDING AGAINST EACH OTHER IN A PREDOMINANTLY MOUNTAINOUS REGION

>>508121336
You could get to a 5 with a gun type, provided you used an excessive amount of plutonium or uranium. Thermonuclear can do up to a 7.

>>508121053
Or the venting of the transuranic radionuclides created during the explosion.

>>508115002
Open air tests have long been abandoned, my moloch worshipping friend. Among other problems, they have ruined carbon 14 dating.

>>508115067
Its earthquake central pretty much, common occurence. Nothing ever happens

>>508121545
I imagine that enriched uranium and plutonium is something they wouldn't want to waste, especially given the situation now. If they can make plutonium, it's not a big stretch to make lithium hydrides for a boosted 2-stage weapon.

>>508115386
Based take. Let the kids play, they had a long week.

>>508114598 (OP)
IT'S FUCKING DONNOVER

>>508114598 (OP)
>>508114728
>>508114816
>>508114840
>>508114998
>>508115002
>>508115022
get the sand out of your pussy midwits and shills. it was 10km deep. nukes are tested at under 2km. under these circumstances, iran should only conduct an air burst test above tel aviv.

>>508121901
I dont disagree, eitger their program is way more advanced then we think it is, or it was a natural quake. God has a sense of humor afterall either way.

>>508122182
10km is the defalt computer generated depth until it can be reviewed.

>>508115002
heh heh heh that's so funny, now do nevada next heh heh heh

>>508122475
Something is up. I would bet my ass that there will be a "criticality accident" at one of these facilities in the near future. We've done it before at Ryanggang, but I imagine the decision is much more weighed this time because people will see it. There's no Twitter in NK.
>IYKYK
The Iranians are going to catch a collimated beam of bound state positronium if this is indeed a nuclear test.

>>508114598 (OP)
>nuclear test
>10 kilometers below the Earth

>>508116929
100kt-200kt to be exact. That has to be a hydrogen bomb.

>>508114598 (OP)
Israel forced them into a corner. They manifested their own worst nightmare by attacking a peaceful nation minding their own business.

Israel can't claim Iran has no rights to nuclear power when they have it themselves.

>>508123870
It would be hard to achieve such a small yield with a thermonuclear bomb. 100-200kt is well within the range of pure fission

>>508117141
This, also Israel tested one above the sea with South Africa in the late 70's or 80's, USA tried their very hardest to hide that aka the Vela Incident.

>>508115022
>That would end the war actually

>>508114598 (OP)
Damn, epicenter is right next to the Fordow nuclear facility. Cardsisters, awe still playing Texas hold‘em?

>>508114598 (OP)
I am curious how this will shake out cause.
>US Shocked Iran deal falls through when you consistently breaking the agreements and sides with the country striking them
>Israel shocked that they don't have support of the US public after they went after the right by trying to debank and smear, then the left who bought their "colonizers bad" narrative turned immediately on Israel after learning of their war crimes.
>Israel even MORE shocked that what passes as "support" is "fine, go commit a genocide, but I don't want to give you a single dollar more and if you want weapons you can buy them at full retail price"... can't smear these people as antisemites cause then they have no one left
>Start war with Iran expecting US to implement a draft immediately for them.
>Draft isn't happening, US may give back up support but don't expect boots on the ground
>If a draft does happen, expect the fighting age men to snap and kill Israelis because they rightfully see Israel as the reason they are being taken away from their lives.
>Also turns out Iran has a modern military. Sure we can win, but the cost will leave us vulnerable for decades and broke as fuck ehich will turn every US citizen against Israel.
>Israel doesn't have the numbers or will power to use it's own troops.
>Everyone is suspicious of a false flag after hindsight of 9/11 and the COVID bullshit, so don't expect even a NEW NEW PEARL HARBOR to work
>No one trusts the media anymore
>A cyberpolygon will be seen as a failure for the government and industry, not an unknowable attack
>Our "allies" murder more of our citizens than our "enemies"
Only wild card up their sleeve is total Palantir police state with full debanking and services cut, but if you pull that card expect your entire population to turn on you and you can't control WHAT people will do next. And killing your own citizens only does the work of your enemy.

Unsure what the victory plan is.

>>508123970
>Peaceful nation
Iran started this war on October 7. Israel is trying to take the war to the next phase since there's no possibility of peace or an armistice without snapping Iran's spine. The problem is just that Israel's strategy seems to be based around getting America to jump in first before declaring victory.

>>508115002
atmospheric testing of nukes is banned globally and everyone has followed that rule for decades. every country since then has done their nuclear tests underground, even north korea. how the fuck do people here not know this. too many zoomers infesting this board.

>>508124326
>Iran started this war on October 7
prove it, you can't. all the sources claim the IDF opened fire on the partiers. they false flagged their own people, wouldn't be surprised if they bussed them hostages too. Jews have no morals. Look at how they've destroyed most of their neighbors.

>>508117324
>EU: So... let's start this meeting
>Iran: ...
>Sir there's a report! earthquake at 5 richter in central Iran!
>Iran: This meeting is over
If that's how it was then cold-blooded diplomacy, if not then negotiators got fucked hard in the ass by their own

>>508124246
And magnitude of 5.2 is exactly the magnitude you would expect from an underground nuke test

>>508115536
Or fortunate timing, depends how this unfolds.

>>508122182
>get the sand out of your pussy midwits and shills. it was 10km deep.
That's the default setting...you MIDWIT!

>>508116929
It wasn't a nuke you retard.

>>508124348
>every country since then has done their nuclear tests underground
Israel didn't
Also there was another earthquake yesterday, or the same one but gauged at 4.2
https://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eventpage/us6000qlbg/executive

Underground detonation.
Same range on Richter Scale from previous underground detonation tests.
These can also cause tsunamis on coastal regions

>>508114598 (OP)
Bullshit, it's just God punishing the heathen muslim for being against HIS chosen people, the Jews and Israel.

>>508124306
I can't escape this feeling that the few badly aging jews in the upper echelon who have been silently ruling the world are wanting to see these things done before they die. They probably aren't listening to their advisers anymore and have gone rogue. Israel's PM meeting with Trump in Florida before the election was all I needed to know that something was up their sleeve. Trump being dragged into this mess has split the GOP in half, exposing all the insane Trump loyalists with many acting like a cult. Seems the whole world has lost its collective mind, China and Russia appear level headed and poised to win from this outcome. Add to the mix the complete social breakdown of American culture and extremely divided, people are broke and angry, AI is poised to take millions of jobs. We're in a perfect storm scenario right now, shit could get ugly.

>>508114598 (OP)

The tsar bomba registered 5.1 so I doubt this was a nuclear test.

>>508114598 (OP)
how large would an underground facility need to be to harbor a fucking nuclear explosion?

>>508126553
Not as large as you would think. It's basically just a deep ass shaft with a perpendicular connecting tunnel where you house the observation equipment as

>>508115002
It's been done that way forever numbnuts

>>508115002
No ond has done an atmospheric test since I think 1971

>>508114598 (OP)
>underground
nah if they can't do surface tests its a fake.

>>508124174
What the fuck are you talking about you retarded subhuman? Has this queer ass country ever attacked someone who had nuclear weapons? We would back down, fast.

>>508114598 (OP)
Nukes aren't real

>>508124348
Oh wow that super convenient that there's no evidence for nukes, despite how dangerous they are.

Big boom underground? Must be a nuke. The Jewish guy said so.

>>508129308
>>508129412
These nukes aren't real retards are worse than flat earthers I swear

>>508128112
They know whoever would know the difference is already watching. The IAEA has samples from the reactor. Everyone runs their reactors and fuel systems a little differently, which results in specific radionuclides. The test would vent these byproducts where they would be scooped by the aerial detection systems like Constant Phoenix or ground stations. It also might not be mobile, but would provide a definitive demonstration that they do indeed have the capability to manufacture one that is. Ivy Mike was three stories tall and was assembled onsite.

>>508114598 (OP)
>hypersonic nuke on mutt fleets and jew cities

ARYANian total chud victory

>>508114598 (OP)
Man you guys are so unbelievably stupid. I bet you don't even know that manufactures have sabotaged centrifuges sold to Iran.

>underground nuke
>5.2
lol no
if you want to see underground nuke, research the 3.11 earthquake in Japan. that is what underground nukes do.

come one guys. we need the dead arab civilian kino.

>>508114598 (OP)
This is their second nuclear test.

don't give me that hope
don't play with my heart anons

>>508130494
Nukes aren't even real

>>508130797
what caused the burst of radioactivity in the epicenter of 3.11? if it wasnt an underground nuke, what was it then?

>>508116199
Pretty sure he meant natas.

Browser based based vidya where you mine on a different planet. Natas is the money grubbing nose guy running the company, but it turns out he's actually Satan. The final boss when you get to the planets core.

https://youtu.be/7nXL2siQmmU?si=EHohxxBfWhNcFZ4q

>>508124703
That's what he's saying genius.

>>508114598 (OP)
probably Israel nuking them

>>508121092
The kind of hero the free world deserve

>>508115897
Dr Shekelstein said it so it must be true

>>508114598 (OP)
Oh shit its actually going to nothing ever happens retards.

>>508115002
yeah but the more likely story is sad

>>508114598 (OP)
Second. They tested one last year.

>>508131270
Just radon gas released from the granite substrate. Please move along, nothing to see here...

>>508135479
holy BASED

>>508114598 (OP)
A seismograph can tell the difference between an earthquake and a nuke.

>>508114598 (OP)
HAARP. Good thing is once they trigger a fault line they can’t just re-trigger it right away. They’ll have to wait years so every earthquake they set off now is another they can’t set off later during a war

>>508116702
If you look at the seismic wave you can tell nuclear tests versus natural earthquakes, but they don’t post those anymore

>>508114598 (OP)
Its uncanny how this earthquake is what would be seen on the Richter scale if a nuke of 100kt was used.

>>508114598 (OP)
they already tested one before, there was another earthquake at around the same time isreal had one a while back

>>508114598 (OP)
supreme leader just shit his pants

>>508115002
This is how it was done in the end after they stop doing above ground testing.

>>508114598 (OP)
>jews are White, goyim

Lmfao

Idk if anyone else has posted im not gonna read this whole thing but nukes are nowhere near as big as EQs

What this does tell us though is that the US/kikerael has earthquake trigger capabilities

>>508122182
The Iranians are very good at digging holes and tunnels

>>508124348
Nukes are fake

>>508114598 (OP)
B2 strike maybe?

>>508140251
the skypussy cometh

>>508114598 (OP)
Wait...so Israel was justified to invade Iran?

>>508114598 (OP)
I guess it's time to nuke Iran

>>508116423
i'm too biased from 9/11
i now don't understand why those building don't collapse
they are not even made of steel

>>508141174
Uhhh, no, fuck Israel, lmao.
Bitch!

>>508114598 (OP)
Israel needs to nuke iran before they can use it. And nuke Saudi Arabia, and Dubai, and Oman, and Yemen, and Sudan, and Nigeria, and Morocco, and Lebanon, and Egypt, and Jordan, and Syria, and Afghanistan, and Libya, and Tunisia, and the Philippines, and Malaysia, and Bangladesh, and Pakistan, and Uzbekistan, and Tajikistan, and turkey, and Kazakhstan, and every other muslim shit hole. Only then will the world be safe.

>>508116199
natanz deez NUTS

HA

>>508142766
look at em go, the empire's fools. i notice you saved the nuclear armed state for towards the end. bold move. i wonder if god will protect you?

>>508114598 (OP)
Testing or got destroyed?

>>508116846
My parents were on their 4th house at 30

jews did it

>>508123870
Dude 250kt is the max yeild of a Hiroshima type device with a lithium deutride core and jacket to boost efficiency.

>>508124326
Bibi started the war in September by holding up the map of Israel where he erased gaza

why is everyone suddenly believing in earthquakes?

>>508114598 (OP)
weather tech

>>508124348
the 2004 tsunami was a nuke

>>508129412
>>508129847
Imagine not knowing that an air burst is different than a ground burst. Or all the pictures of permanent shadows, or all the people with radiation sickness forming the bulk of our knowledge on the subject, or actually knowing where bodies were buried, and actual evidence the people existed

>>508114728
I hope you enjoy having all of our sea assets wiped out by hypersonic vehicles because of your retarded American Exceptionalism hubris

>>508115002
The North Koreans did this

>>508114598 (OP)
Probably not though.
There have been plenty of earthquakes and volcanic activity recently related to the current solar maximum perhaps.

>>508115002
atmospheric nuke tests are illegal btw they're just adhering to the rules

>>508115536
the god that is tricked by the eruv wire and a chicken. such a great god.

>>508114598 (OP)
Would explain why Trump is dragging his feet on direct intervention, Iran already has fucking nukes. lol

Come on Iran, you must take one for the team and end the nightmare

>>508140174
>Mango
Is there a joke here that I'm not getting?

>>508114598 (OP)
Holy shit...
Look at the exact location
https://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eventpage/us6000qlhj/executive


https://earth.google.com/web/@35.93442765,-117.74716416,714.90945636a,30050.62014748d,35y,-61.28764643h,37.39472759t,0.00000085r/

>>508124494
Did it hurt when you pulled all those facts out of your ass?

>>508146392
>>508145913
Nvm

Apparently they test lots of nukes, fucking retards.
https://earthquakelist.org/iran/#latest-earthquakes-mag-4-distance-smart

>>508115002
you need to be over 18 to post here

The earquake machine was turned on!

>>508121330
Laura Loomer predicted this

>>508114816
Chips are down, I'm all in on nothing ever happens

>>508133828
EGBeBG EGBeBG

>>508116712
>and only Americans test nukes near population centers
Funniest thing is we actually did used to do it for. There were hotels in las vegas where you could get drunk and gamble and safely watch nuke tests. They were pretty popular for awhile until it was stopped, damn shame we dont get to do those anymore.

>>508121092
Based arma 3 enjoyer

Depth is listed as 10.0 km

nothing happens

>>508114728
I’m just gonna say it. Iraq had no WMDs. Iran has a literal nuclear weapon. Take this for what you will.