AT LEAST 8 PEOPLE DEAD, MANY JUMPED

OH THE HUMANITY

>>508193872 (OP)
did they make it out?

https://www.metropoles.com/brasil/video-balao-cai-em-santa-catarina-e-deixa-mortos

>>508193969
Yeh, luckily their neck broke their fall

>>508193969
they landed on water

>>508194139
sorry, I meant concrete

>>508194174
landing on concrete from that height is like landing on water

>>508194174

>>508193872 (OP)
Nasty way to go. Rip balloon people

dude flying is scary
i dont think we were ever meant to do it

jumping!

>>508194228
Which is why it would have been smarter to stay in the basket. Yeah, you'll get burned, but burns heal, and there's a good chance you survive when the basket cushions the impact.

>>508193872 (OP)
Rip

>>508194459
looks like trying to spiderman up the balloon itself would have been the way to go; that was falling rather sedately.

>>508194459
wow look at you thinking all calm and rationally from your safe moms basement mister armchair intellectual
kys

>>508193872 (OP)
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE AEHOOOOO

Im not a scardy about most things but I dont think I would ride one of those without a parachute

>>508194459
No way you survive that blaze dude.

>>508193872 (OP)
What causes this

>>508193872 (OP)
I wonder what the jumper is thinking in their last moments, maybe I'd delude myself into thinking trees will break my fall

>>508194803
Electric Airballons

>>508194803
Highly flammable gas in a big fucking balloon above a highly flammable basket where you're sitting

One spark and it's over, probably someone was smoking

>>508194459
Retarded. They should've stayed in the basket because committing suicide means jesus will cast them into hell.

>>508194839
>at least im not on fire

>>508193872 (OP)
>>508194405
Ohh nooo! Not the balloonerinos!!!

>>508194803
>Brazil
The instant electric shower in the basket wasn't grounded.

at least two survivors how???

>>508193872 (OP)
More like falloon.

The selfish cunts who jumped just delayed the descent of the balloon, fire or not it's bad form.

>>508194784
Literally just get as low as possible, let the smoke rise, take short shallow breaths using your T shirt as a filter. You only have to endure the burns for like thirty seconds, it's not hard.

>>508194912
This is a good point.

>>508194973
They must have stayed in the basket.

>>508194973
Bunda injections causing a bounce

>>508194459
Try to stick your hand in fire for 10 seconds and report back

>>508193872 (OP)

>>508193872 (OP)
>>508194767
Yeah, there's not really a good play there unless you have one. You go down with the basket you're in free fall and you're going to hit hard, from that height you're fucked. The only thing I can think of that would help would be climbing up and grabbing onto the balloon. Even popped it'll have more air resistance than a body and might slow you down enough to survive; probably with a shitload of broken bones and only if you get found soon, but it's a chance.

>>508195091
You have any notion of what thirty seconds on fire does to your body and the pain?

You act like it's a mild annoyance, fucking bullshitter

>>508193969
Looks like someone did...

Iron dome fail

>>508194956
lol

If they peed on themselves in time then they would be immune from the fires. Then if they jump before the basket hits the ground it would negate all fall damage.

>>508194803
Superior Brazilian engineering. PATENTED PROCESS, DO NOT STEAL.

>>508194405
fuck

>>508194912
Nothing in the Bible says committing suicide sends you to hell btw.

>>508194973
Probably strafed into a puddle or a ramp so no fall damage

>>508195092
I laughed, well played sir

>>508193872 (OP)
That is terrifying and sad

GOD INTENDED THAT AIR BE COOL OR AT MOST WARM

WHEN YOU HEAT AIR YOU STRIKE AT THE FACE OF GOD

>>508195162

>>508193872 (OP)
Poor souls
I don't understand why people engage in dangerous activities tho

>>508193969
Make it out of this world, yeah

>>508194912
>They should've stayed in the basket because committing suicide means jesus will cast them into hell.
It was a queer rainbow balloon - they're all going to hell anyhow.

>>508195091
>it's not hard

Even with firefighters PPE its fucking hard you absolute moronic child.

>>508193872 (OP)
Everyone's gotta die somehow. Better this than pissing and shidding your pants as your kidneys fail in an old folks home

>>508195398
Context? Where he fall from?

>>508194955
Where's that guy going?

>>508195385

>>508193872 (OP)
>posting money torture videos
MODS!

>>508194736
To be fair, any sane person should spend at least half of the time they're on a bloon preparing for how to act in case of disaster.

>>508195300
Samon did it, and he's a Christ-type.

>>508194459
>jUsT sTaY iN tHe InFeRnO bRo

>>508195185
Do YOU have any notion of what falling from hundreds of feet in the air onto concrete does to your body and the death? Dumbass.

>>508195398
Fuuuck
Poor guy

>>508194973
If you jump the last second before the basket hits the ground, there is no impact. Remember this if you're ever in a falling elevator.

>>508193872 (OP)
filo da puta caralho

>>508194973
22 people in that? wtf.

>>508195398
did he just spawn in mid air?

>>508193872 (OP)
Well its certainly as advertised, a HOT air balloon.

>>508195544
he dodged the nerve gas leak

>>508194880
>>508194956
>>508195215
>>508195234
GRAAAAAHHHH STOP MAKING FUN OF OUR SUPERIOR ITALO-BRAZILIAN ELECTRICAL ENGINEERING
HAIL LORENZETTI, LORD OF SHOWERS!!!

>>508194973
There's stories of people falling from like 20k-30k feet and surviving.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Highest_falls_survived_without_a_parachute

>>508194973
>22 people
Clown balloon

Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fpu5a0Bl8eY

scorchio

>>508195398
He didn't fly so good!

>>508195091
Fire under the balloon heats the air in the balloon causing it to rise. They probably couldn't get it to go lower.

>>508194973
The 2 guys that jumped lived, everyone else was burnt to a crisp and had their shirt over their mouth for some reason

>>508195504
>>508195661
>>508195716
>he
>guy
>he
if that's a man, why does he have a womens purse?

>>508195504
Heaven (he groped one of the angels.)

>>508195544
He was late for work. Decided to take a shorter route.

>>508194803
electric shower heaters

>>508194405
>HUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEHUEHUEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>508195504
he no-clipped through a plane and SPLAT!

>>508193872 (OP)
Need pics from the aftermath after that fall i bet they splatted real good.

Since it's brazil I'm sure we'll have close up video of the dead people soon, making sure they zoom in on the deceased face

I did many things in my life but I would never enter a shit like this.

>>508195106
I did and survived, just a few burns.
Try to jump from a height of 5m and report back

>>508195867
>and had their shirt over their mouth for some reason
brazilian tradition

>>508195398
Thats cgi from the Morrwing remake

>>508194896
Is this a joke? You control the altitude by lighting a huge torch to warm the air inside the balloon, it's not flammable gas except that which you carry to fuel the burner. Most likely the burner got loose and ignited the canvas.

>>508193872 (OP)
ah geez d00d

>>508195866
Did you watch the video? My man, I assure you, they got the balloon down to the ground pretty fuggin quick.

>>508195867
Smoke inhalation number one killer in structure fires, not the fire itself, what’s more is you can inhale superheated air, burn your lungs and die weeks later from it, ie inhale that ball of fire before jumping and you’re dead anyways

>>508195504
He was being raptured but then God saw his faggoty ass purse and sent him back

>>508195504
from the power grid lines above.

Churrasco de macaco
Uma delicia

>>508194405
Your choices are
>Slowly feel yourself be burned alive before falling and dying on impact
or
>Jump now and die a few seconds sooner and die on impact without being burned alive
Terrible choices, but he made the right one.

>>508196038
Satisfying to see the two girls who started it die immediately

>>508194459
lmao, there's 0 chance they would survive those burns.
Jumping and a quick death was much less painful.

>>508196089

>>508194973
I'm assuming a slightly spongy landing surface and sturdy bones/organs.

>>508195544
on a victory lap thanking everyone for breaking his fall

>>508193872 (OP)

CANT INTO BRALOON

>>508195616
>samon
You mean Samson? He did it to kill unbelievers and enemies of Israel, not because "OUCHIE OUCHIE IT HURTS =(".

>Not climbing up the baloon parachute as the flames destroy the basket

That thing would've floated you down to the ground with less impact than just jumping. Sure you'd get burned but you might actually live.

I'd have scrambled through the fire up that fucking baloon sheet and held on for dear life

>>508193872 (OP)
Would parachutes help in this situation?

>>508194955
>That's the last of the humans, need another jar

>>508196089
>>508196326
It was me on the video, plz send help

>>508196464

yeah but you are austrlian and learned from burning koalas up trees

>>508196464
Unless the fabric becomes so hot it cooks your muscles and you literally cannot maintain your grip.

>>508196208
do as the bible says and cut your eyes out for looking at a woman you aren't married to with lust

>>508195977
> why does he have a womens purse?
it’s 2025 chud.

>>508196104
Just make sure to take his hat and extra spells. He won't need them.

>>508196031
they landed in a pretty good spot
that is to say compared to pavement or something

>>508193872 (OP)
core memory unlocked!

>>508194459
you just have to jump just before the basket hits the ground. gotta get the timing right

Imagine jumping out of the flaming baskets , land on foilage, survive, but then the flaming basket lands on top of you.

When it's your time to go...YOU GO!!

>>508193872 (OP)
>fall to death in an engulfed wicker basket surrounded by Brazilians

>>508193872 (OP)
I've always thought it was retarded to go in one of these things. Its a wicker basket with a flame thrower mounted on top for fucks sake.

Macacos are just jeets in flip flops; good fucking riddannce. TMD

>>508194617
jump up at the last moment.

>>508196266
it's not even a choice. you reflexively recoil from flames.

>>508194459
the basket flipped upside down before it hit the ground, so their charred corpses would've cushioned the impact for the basket instead of the other way around

NEW VIDEO

>>508196415
>you made a spelling error
>i've never read the bible
Read Judges 16 again, retard. It wasn't to kill unbelievers or the enemies of Israel. Those just happened to be the people that died there.

Another biblical ignoramus.

>>508196724
:(

>>508195504
as the guy is flung through the air some russian says with heavy accent, "he's deeead"

>>508196730

>>508195398
Quick get the Colovian Fur Hat

>>508196865
>Those just happened to be the people that died there.
lmao

13 survivors according to bbc news

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c17w04wxwpxo

>There were 21 people on board the balloon in the city of Praia Grande on Saturday morning, Governor of Santa Catarina Jorginho Mello said in a post on X.

>Mello said 13 people survived and eight died. Rescue teams are at the site of the incident searching for others, he said.

>>508196863
>smoking from the ground
>let's keep going tho

>>508194955
gore don't make me flinch as this wtf, the way they ragdoll on top of each other

>>508197020
Maximum huehuehue logic

I bet they thought they could do cool BR? BR? bR! Smoke signals

>>508196863
First guy looked like he was running through the air to the ground.

Imagine living a nice moment with your couple or family and suddenly you are burning alive then heading towards the ground at 300 km/h.

>>508194459
Kek good bait

>>508195866
stupid ignorant canadian post

got all i need from you fags today

>>508195398
>my spawn location in games
>>508196863
I wonder if you could survive by holding onto the balloon part has more air drag

>>508193872 (OP)
do you think the guys last thought was im dead as he was falling?

>>508195042
A Granfalloon, even.

>>508196863
first guy jumped out pretty fast
did he start it on purpose and then jump?
why would you leap so soon after the fire starts when there's still time for other events to unfold
also where is the fire extinguisher? all balloons have fire extinguishers

>>508194955
Fuck these assholes! I never liked them anyways!!!

>>508196823
It wouldn't have flipped if it had people in it weighing it down. The mass would have kept the basket centred and upright.

>>508196989
he needed a water bucket

>>508195185
This. Touching fire at that temperature is like touching really hot concrete

>>508193872 (OP)
How many burning balloons are there? I've been watching the video for 5 minutes and these fuckers are still falling from the sky.

>>508197341
Yes and he survived.

>>508197043

>>508197377
First time I saw this boss It freaked me the fuck out on a subconscious level.

>>508197000
So, by your logic then, a Christian suicide bomber that is knowing killing himself does not go to hell if the suicide bomber kills some of Christ's enemies along with himself?

Just saw an interview with one of the survivors. She said the pilot asked them for a jacket, then quickly gave up and instructed them to fucking jump. Is this standard procedure or did he just kill them all for funsies?

>>508195544
To buy a lottery ticket

>>508194912
Something tells me god looks at these situations and says "ok, context is king here....". But hey, what do I know, maybe "god" just really is that fickle and shitty that he would WANT someone to burn to death in absolute agony instead of taking the easy way out (not to mention situations where your body literally takes over and you cant control yourself trying to run AWAY from the pain, even if its to willey coyote over an empty space for a few seconds)

>>508197115
They need to fall with style.

>>508197003
>8 dead
so only the jumpers died (immediately)? damn
>>508197628
wait so the pilot jumped also or?

>>508194174
Either way that wouldn’t matter from that height.

Unnecessary deaths are always tragic.

Then I remember, abortion.

No faith in humanity remains.

>>508197542
It's my favorite boss of all time I think. So iconic, yet there is essentially no art of it. Just screencaps from gameplay. It is a distillation of modern horror. A huge mass of disposable people all crushed together in despair yet still somehow functioning.

>>508193872 (OP)
>get your basket of burning brazillians here.

>>508193872 (OP)
man what a way to go

>>508197692

>>508193872 (OP)
i always thought those things were dangerous as fuck. would not go onboard without a parachute

>>508197692
>Weeeeeeee

>>508194405
That’s fucking horrifying

>>508197628
balloons typically carry a 2kg extinguisher suitable for propane fires. not sure about brazilian law but by not carrying a fire extinguisher in a hot air balloon he was violating common sense. imagine your pilot asking you for your fucking coat when the tank explodes.

>>508196601
>did I forget something?
>ahh fuck it I need to concentrate on training

>>508197757
>wait so the pilot jumped also or?
he probably told them to jump so there was more room in the basket for him to get away from the fire. it's already evident that he's a narcissist from the fact that he apparently routinely takes people up in the sky without a fire exintguisher.

>>508197628
>balloon is about to land
>catches fire
>pilot says to map when the balloon is still close to the ground.
>hot air from the fire sends the balloon up at a fast climb.
>people jump when the balloon is no longer near to the ground.

That balloon probably ascended 300 meters in a matter of seconds.

>>508193872 (OP)
>>508193872 (OP)
>>508193872 (OP)
NOTHING
OF VALUE
WAS LOST

>>508196863
>just go outside and try new experiences, bro

>>508193872 (OP)
>>508194405
Damn... What a horrible way to go out. I genuinely don't even wish this to happen to my worst enemies.

>>508197528
Did they ded

>>508193969
No, they were sadly still Brazilians after.

>>508196863
hope they paid extra for that, balloon ride and a skydive all in one.

>>508194973
They were flying over some woods. I assume some of the jumpers managed to land on the trees at just the right way so as to survive with some broken bones and organ damage.

>>508197380
>all balloons have fire extinguishers
No offence to the brazilanons ITT but £50 says it didn't have a fire extinguisher.

>>508194405
even if its too shallow and you'd get horribly injured couldnt a parachute still help?

>>508198169
they indeed ded
>Two men died on January 30 in the Karkonosze Mountains. Two Poles, a 23-year-old and a 47-year-old, fell from Śnieżka to the bottom of the Łomniczka Cauldron. The men slid down the so-called "death chute", i.e. the icy slope of Śnieżka, which is extremely dangerous for climbers.

>>508197600
Correct.

>israelies and iranians dropping bombs on each other
>brazilians dropping brazilians on brazil

>>508196291
the 2 girls didnt start it. in the starting frames you can see the force being applied from the left side. then it either rebounds off the wall or the guys on the right shove back

also girl in blue didnt even fall.

>>508194459
Looks like the basket burned up at the end and a person fell through. They may not have even been alive when they fell

>>508196208
Why is he wearing a groin guard ?
Doesn't look like a fighter at all

>>508198014
Look at what the crowd has gathered to see.

>>508196899
Damn!

>>508197953
is this a brit abroad in spain?

>>508193872 (OP)
one person did the helicopter to slow his fall, what an epic lad.. Minds blow at how far they fell, crazy fking things, notice the pride flag baloon.

>>508195977
>purse
IT’S A MESSENGER BAG

yet another brazilian wins the ballon d'fire

>>508194973
>There were 22 people on board

You have to be backwards retarded to get in one of those with more than 5,6 mother fuckers in it.
At the very least, nothing of value was lost

>>508198556
Stop posting random videos of people dying. You're not manly, you're edgy and underage.

some dumb shit probably sparked up a cigarette

>>508195977
Dead name and gender always go on the gravestone.

>>508198665
>pride flag baloon
Most of them were always rainbows even back to when troons were lynched on sight.

>>508198687
the only messenger bags i know are melinda messengers fun bags m8

>>508193872 (OP)
Kek. While in Brazil I went paragliding because my wife wanted to go. When we were looking for a guide or whatever the fuck they are called they were telling us how many bothams died on the mountain. There was an old guide there and I asked him how experienced he was and he replied so far so good. Of course my fat ass was up first and he said we had to wait for a very strong wind and that he didn’t know if there was a wind strong enough. It ended up being fine but while jumping there was an area where a bunch of people died. And to them it was nothing. Just more farofa for them.

>>508193872 (OP)
I'd also jump over burning to death.

>>508198556
>guy might have a spinal injury
>"hmm... let me just pick his ass up"

>>508197952
yeah.. and 21 at a time to, who the fuck does that by the way, enter a hot air balloon packed with almost two dozen other retards in brazil of all places
that's fucked
>>508198316
>I assume some of the jumpers managed to land on the trees
from the videos i can only see 4 or 5 jumpers, if 13 survived the impact, some of them were probably in the basket

I've never seen the appeal of doing this.

>>508198556
Lost

>>508198861
Based Page 3 Girl enjoyer

>>508194803
Brazil engineering.

>>508194405
the only 2 survivors?

>>508198175
why do you keep posting pics of her when she was young and dignified ?
now she is old and a monster of degeneracy.
never seen such a 180 degree change in a femoid.

>>508198962
It says they confirmed 8 deaths and two survivors. The rest are missing.

>>508197953
hey thats splat albert

>>508199127
13 survived from 21.
>>508197003

>>508194973
Nigga, monkeys can swing from the canopy. They are used to it from a young age. The ones that died probably were tourists.

>>508199166
> anon, put your ball sack on the chopping block

>>508193872 (OP)
At least he aimed for the bushes

>>508194955
>>508193872 (OP)
When did brazils start wearing shoes instead of flip flops? This is a concerning development.

>>508199285
i think the balcony fall video is in mehico

>>508198556
jammmooona heeeeheeeee

>>508194405
Like 9/11 it’s better to jump out than burn to death.

>>508196863
Why wouldn't you follow the basket down and cut the video? I mean he panned to follow the jumpers.

>>508199208
>The rest are missing.
the rest are ashes

>>508197380
Probably panicked when the flames started cooking him alive, I'd imagine. Fire is pretty fucking painful.

>>508193872 (OP)

>>508198556
That guy pulled the chair back, homicide

>>508194106
I can see down your shirt!

>>508194405
>>508193872 (OP)
>flying in a balloon without a parachute
kek at goyim cattle

>>508199283
Shes a sexy Norse priestess what the fuck are you complaining about?

>>508198175
Walled hard, then lost her mind. Many such cases.

https://x.com/jornalrazao/status/1936431955110719672

>>508198415
Statistically brazilians are more deadly

>>508199208
>two survivors
the two that jumped?

>>508199672
>Walled
Go home Taras there's a trench with your name on it

>>508197115
yeah he was really flailing
can't blame him, of course

>>508198648
It's a 300 pound niglet in an amusement park in America. It was too fat to lock the retaining arm over and took the ride anyway.

>>508195215
>>508194956
>>508195234
>>508195762
*bzzzzzzzzzt*

>>508193872 (OP)
holy fuck that is a shitty way to die. slowly burning to death with loved ones in a basket suspended 500 meters off the ground. what the fuck. im never getting on one of those things.

>>508194803
They uses burner to keep ballon aloft. Anything can happens if not following the rules like flammable material caught in the burner like hair, loose clothes, etc.

>>508199599
he wasn't even on fire, and he's brasilian, which means he's used to hot temperatures

So the people who survived jumped off when it was closer to the ground, which probably wasn't recorded in any of the videos

>>508193872 (OP)
This hobby makes me think liberals and mental illness.

>>508198751
These videos are for educational purposes.

Brazilian here


This is God cursing these mother fuckers for selling the country out to zog and cia


Nobody will be there to save them now

>>508199599
yes

>>508198751
What's manliness has to do with anything? The OP has people falling through their death, anon is posting similar, I watched them since they give perspective and account for experience regarding how fragile and yet how sturdy the human body is. You don't have to be a sick morbid fuck enjoying and laughing at gore to like the videos, stop being a major fucking faggot anon

>>508194174
Oh thank god you had me worried for a second

>>508198346
I wonder what happens to a body when it tumbles down an entire rocky mountainside. Probably torn to shreds .

>>508199847
Team /chug/ since the split. Try again you long nosed Glod.

>>508200018
Doesn't look like it, maybe quality too shit, I only see 1.
>>508196863

>>508196578
>woman
why are brits always so retarded

>>508200126
is this how everyone in bradford became brown?

>>508193872 (OP)
daaamn. realistically how do you even survive that? holy shit

>>508200029
Why do I get the impression that cave divers are all liberals too? I bet if I brought my glock 19 for safety they would get uncomfortable.

>>508199877
he forgot the solo cup of potting soil for the ground wire. Many such cases

>>508193872 (OP)
>Gay flag colors

Me? Id simply jump and tuck right at impact and be fine, just need to tuck as fast as im falling

>>508200304
You don't. The few survivors jumped out at a much lower altitude near the ground.

>>508200294
It gave Pakis the idea of disposing of girls in kebab shops.

Brazilians are the poojeets of South America.

>>508193872 (OP)
Sad. They used to land on our land, we had 10 acres. They took us up one time, and this was my thought the whole time. People are so willing to put their lives in the hands of people they know nothing about.

>>508194956
>>508194803
>>508194880
See a bunch of trannies jealous of our effective air electric bloom and our sky diving methods!

>>508194405
might as well checkout with a BANG.. respect

>>508193872 (OP)
20 passengers and a balloonist, yet 'only' 8 people died?

>>508198329
It would just complicate things + you might get hit by debris and have your parachute burn up anyway.

>>508194617
Yup grab a rope and come down with the balloon. Best chance.

>>508195978
How do people live 20+ years without learning how their legs work?

someone should show this to /v/

>>508199864
The ride operator let him on even though he was obviously too heavy for the ride and the retaining arm would not lock over his fatness because he didn't want to lose his job for telling a retarded nigger "no". Probably saved the taxcattle millions in the long run.

>>508199285
you made me notice the man with the flashlight/phone and his weird jump

>>508195106
adrenaline makes you invincible.. 'in your mind'

>>508200091
i once hit my head on the asphalt rapidly
didnt even bleed or anything but hurt as fuck
i was like 14

>>508193872 (OP)
are they ok?

>>508194459
The whole balloon fell out of the sky man

>>508196208
There is no way that vagina can breath, it 1000% smells after a long day

>>508194803
Shitskin maintenance

>>508195398
They're being catapulted in Europe now?

>>508200871
imagine the smell

>>508193872 (OP)
What a stupid way to die. I wonder if any hold onto the baloon to slow the fall and survived

>>508195504
Bad spawn in

>>508195234
Having the heater behind the wall and adding a switch would take little more effort and resources but would dramatically increase the safety. This is amazingly stupid

>>508195504
>>508195716
He used a scroll of icarian flight.

>>508196326
this is my favorite video, this stupid motherfucker, so hilarious, gets me everytime, just look at his dumb nigger azz

>>508200126
the full video of this is mental

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctT8_LiD2cU&rco=1

they could all have survived but for some reason waited around to watch and 56 people ended up cooked alive, from 1 dropped cigarette

>>508195655
You retard child got told like a million times in this thread, let go you peanut brain.

>>508200741
If you throw the hookers to the ground hard enough they drop their cash and you can get your money back.

>>508195684
I thought of this when I was 7 and thought people are really stupid for not doing this simple trick.
Made an experiment from a safe distance and was really confused when it didn’t work

>>508201119
Id recommend not doing that

>>508193872 (OP)
Is the balloon alright?

>>508201187
weeeeeeauaueiiauiiauagh

>>508198556
True professional. The show must go on.

>>508201337
Even when KO'd the fatty still instinctively knows to cover their shame

>>508201198
Right? It becomes pretty apparent early on that the fire is uncontrollable and spreading.

>>508201337
omg gta irl

>>508195092
Bunda injections are for bundaless gringos, brazilians already have bunda.

>>508201733

>>508199759
>For a passenger who boarded at the last minute
That person must've jumped really high to get into that basket.

>>508201926
>brazilians already have bunda.
These Brazilians got duh gyatt.

>>508199877
>>508200338
>he forgot the solo cup of potting soil for the ground wire. Many such cases
This, the leaf knows

>>508196863
>>508197003
>13 survivors
definitely not among the guys who jumped

>>508195398
>urge to approach and right click him

>>508193872 (OP)
Realistically what do you do here?

>>508199672
What the fuck no bro she's sooo cute what the fuck are you on about. They should make a squishmallow after her haha

>>508197692
i would hold the "walk like an egyptian" pose as i fell*
*with my weener out and flopping

>>508202381
try to catch the balloon and use it as a parachute.. except it was probably out of reach, So praying is the second option

Why did hot-air balloons seem like the safest thing in the world when I was a kid?

>>508201337
>tactical blubber.

>>508201733
LMFAO

>>508197043
>>508194955
they all lived btw, or 1 girl died IIRC

>>508198556
guy gets jealous that his crush is enjoying watching the michael jackson impersonator. has to do something to upstage him and gain her attention.
>im gonna do a flip off that chair! *ACK*

>>508200294
>is this how everyone in bradford became brown?
>>508200446
>It gave Pakis the idea of disposing of girls in kebab shops.
my sides

>>508202648
Probably because there were 4 people in them instead of this clown-car bullshit and no fire extinguisher.
>uh-oh, the basket's caught fire, hand me your coat please

>>508198556
imagine dying like a mega-retarded fail guy and the last words you here are:
>EEEHEE! SHAMONE!

>>508202167
Much more breathable, vagina probably smells normal, but dark skin just isnt for me.

>>508202648
probably because of Jules Verne.

>>508202381
this question was answered in great detail back in 2009

>>508198556
>MJ responds with immediate thrust move

>>508202945

>>508199609
no he didn't, he just didnt properly brace it as intended. probably needed to be standing sideways with his hip against the middle of the chair to even stand a chance at this working correctly

>>508195763
This. The jew doesnt like to tell you this but you have like a 1/40 000 or 1/50 000 chance to survive a fall from 10k feet plus. They dont want to tell you because then everyone would test their luck and jump out of crashing airplanes

>>508196326
I choose to believe that this was not suicide.

>>508202589
>realistically
the balloon landed before catching fire, then the warm air raised it up
simply dont be AFK IRL and exit the fucking balloon after the trip is over
retards got karma'd, everything goes well

>>508201337
kek
https://youtu.be/rL7MMSx3klo?feature=shared

>>508193872 (OP)
oof! that's a spicy meata ball!

>>508194228
>landing on concrete from that height is like landing on water

So landing on concrete from that height will be like landing on water

>>508201198
most died because of a locked gate

>>508204261
Yes, landing in water would be comparable to landing on concrete at that great of a height.