I hate cyclists so much it's unreal.

The worst cyclist is still better than the best van driver.

>>508194782
Black pickup trucks are worse, at least in the US. Some wannabe tough guy fag thinks it's his redneck batmobile and retards it all over the road.

if they’re wearing the gay tryhard spandex you can legally run them over

>>508194211 (OP)
cagecucks on suicide watch
bikechads stay winning

>>508194211 (OP)
Based cyclists. Cuckcagies deserve the gridlock

>>508194211 (OP)
Slow your roll, friendo.

The only people who can't get around some guy on a bicycle pedaling along at 10mph are too retarded to be driving.
Every person I've been in a car with that rages at these lycra dorks was sub 70 IQ.

>>508194211 (OP)
its the law.

or ar eyou gonna break the law like some kind of nigger or immigrant?

do as your fucking told.

>>508194211 (OP)
Lol I'd love to take my 25$ case to the Supreme Court

>>508194211 (OP)
Βump
The cyclist cries in pain as he slows you down

>>508194211 (OP)
learn to drive properly you lardass subhuman

>>508194211 (OP)
why can't Americans into StVO?

>>508194211 (OP)
I think worldwide there is car-hating agenda with cutting of parking spots, making of bike roads etc to make cars obsolete and pave the way to 15 minute cities

>>508194211 (OP)
Actually based. The fact they cause so much asspain for people is unreal

When cars see a bike they must pass it no matter the speed.

>>508194211 (OP)
>I hate cyclists so much it's unreal.
cyclists are literally the same people who drive a BMW or mercedes and say "GET OUT OF MY WAY IM IN AN EXPENSIVE CAR", except they go ride their $15000 bike for exercise to say "GET OUT OF MY WAY IM ON AN EXPENSIVE BIKE". DING DING DING IM BEHIND YOU DING DING DING GET OUT OF THE WAY. "you're on the sidewalk and the bike lane is right there, wtf, it's not even legal for you to be on the side walk. "DING DING DING MAKE WAY FOR YOUR HIGHNESS DING DING DING"

>>508194211 (OP)
SEETHE

>>508194211 (OP)
Slow your roll fatty

SEETHE FAGGOT
MR NOSEBURG IS GOING TO BE MAD THAT THE BIKENEET MADE YOU LATE

>>508194211 (OP)
That’s because you’re brown. Cycling is the white man’s hobby.

>>508194211 (OP)
Fucking pedalphiles should be run over. Especially the ones who love to block traffic during rush hour. Cunts.

>>508194211 (OP)
Bike chads always win

>>508194211 (OP)
Also to have money to go to Supreme Court for 25 dollar ticket probably a Jew or something like this

I live in washington and Im just warning you that if you get in my way I don't care if I'm going 15 in a 15 and you're only going 14 you're getting run over by my armor plated park avenue buick if you cannot go the speed limit whether you're on a bike or a car or even in a truck.

You retards don't understand. That county is all twisty turny mountain roads where you can't see what's around the corner. They're emboldening cyclists on purpose to kill them so there's fewer blue voters.

Ima cyclist and I always keep to the right and let vehicle traffic pass me, I don't like having vehicles behind me, makes me nervous.

>>508194211 (OP)
Dude, I get right the fuck off the road if I'm going 10 mph and cars behind me are going 25. It's egregious when I see cyclists moving slow as shit, not even looking besides of behind them while they go WAY slower than the cars around them. And it's even worse when the cars are so polite, not beeping at all, just driving slowly behind these bicycle for hours. Be safe out there though, of course

>>508196652
That's not who's clogging up traffic, bruh.

TOTAL

CAGIE

DEATH

>>508197596
You will be thrown in a nigger assrape prison dungeon for life and gang raped in the ass by a pack of feral, diseased niggers every single day

>>508198912
i would clog her traffic tunnels

Do americans not have bicycle lanes or green paths?

>>508194782
That's because most van drivers are women.

>>508194782
>bmw poor mans sports car
>prius paki taxi drivers who won't break past 20 incase they have to use any petrol (tight fucks)
>the new bigger mum vehicles that familys and old people buy but they have to break every 2 seconds because they have no idea of the size and think everythings gonna hit them

>>508194211 (OP)
I really don't get the road rage on cyclists. You're just sitting there on your ass pressing a pedal it takes no effort at all to slow down a bit and pass.

>>508195777
Fuck you, faggot.

>cyclists complain about roads for cars not being safe for cyclists
>cities build bike lanes instead of adding needed car lanes
>cyclists don't like the bike lanes so they keep using the car lanes
>cyclists act like pedestrians if it suits them, and instantly turn into cyclists again like some slimey jew
>they receive every possible protection against other people on the road, so everyone else is automatically at fault
Fuck you, retarded faggot. Cyclists can fucking ride out into the street on a red light and if you hit them you will be at fault.
Cyclists are a menace and I would execute all of them before I even kill my first jew

>>508199286
>who wont drive past 20*

>>508194211 (OP)
>>508194782
>>508194921
>>508195281
>>508195422
Jewish cyclist was spying for Mossad

>>508199057
by who? cops can't pull you over in this state unless you commit a violent felony and they saw you do it. Totaling someones car is not a violent felony.

>>508199353
What phenotype is this?

>>508196545
This.

>use roads when they want
>use the specially-made bike lanes if they want
>use the sidewalk if they want
They weave in and out, changing from cyclist to pedestrian on a whim, and they all have the same exact attitude: EVERYONE ELSE MUST ACCOMODATE ME, ALWAYS

hitting a jaywalker who sprinted out in front of you is also not a violent felony. hitting someone who is illegally in the road when they should be in the bike lane is not a violent felony.

>>508194211 (OP)
I love bicycles. I like to ride them for transportation, enjoyment and exercise. I like many types of bicycles. For a time in my life I started to get into "cycling" but I found it to be infested with the most obnoxious and arrogant tryhard assholes imaginable. That is not to say that all "cyclists" are assholes but a very large amount of them are. Drivers should still be respectful of cyclists and follow road laws though because being an asshole isn't a crime and unsafe driving can very easily kill someone.

>>508194211 (OP)
Thank God I live in a fat state and don’t have to deal with them.

>>508195777
Yeah. Cyclist on a hilly country road w/ no shoulder. You can't pass the fuck because you can't see what's coming over the hill. Go on get pissed and get in a head on collision.
Hate bicyclists.

>>508199473
Zucker-Jew

>>508196545
so block their path, pussy

>>508195861
Like how does that even happen? Was this cyclist a jew or something?

>>508194211 (OP)
Cycle chads cants stop winning

>>508194211 (OP)
You're fat

>>508194211 (OP)
Total cyclist victory
Slow your roll B)

>>508199598
Yeah, we're supposed to get off the road if we hear a truck or a car coming up behind us. That's courtesy. Even nod to the guy as he passes in his truck. Cyclists are so fucking selfish and oblivious to EFFICIENCY and a SOCIETY RUNNING SMOOTHLY & CORRECTLY but I am still a cyclist.

>>508194211 (OP)
I think all obese people hate cyclists. I need to drag my bike out of the basement instead of the motorcycle again and piss all you fat fuck off, not like you could whip me to start with and after I take your phone out of your sausage fingers you won't be able to snitch on my like a woman and I will beat your fat ass six ways from Sunday you lazy piece of fuck.

>>508194211 (OP)

> if courts force societies to do inhuman things it will all just work out cause that's how laws work right??

feminist utopia

>>508195777

die in fire retarded biker on the road completely blind to the tractor trailer behind you

>>508194211 (OP)
Ive never actually seen a cyclists.

>cyclists
Add it to the list.

>>508194211 (OP)
I honestly think they are suicidal when they come on my 55 mph country road. Blind curves with people loaded with hay and steep banks is not gonna play well with some hippie doing 20 mph.

>>508200188
been on the list for like 17 months non, you mustve read an outdated one.

get doored fagets

>>508194211 (OP)
It's mutual.

But I don't understand the issue here. The law here in Poland is, bikes must stay on the right side of the road (unless preparing to turn, change lanes, etc.), so 95% of the time, cars have zero issues overtaking them.
Either the US traffic law is the same and you retards expect them to literally get off the road when you approach them, in which case, LOL, stop being entitled and learn to drive. Or, it's not and bikers can ride in the middle of the road and actually block you, in which case, change the law to the above, it's not a problem for bikers and nobody sane will complain.

>>508199314
>cyclists don't like the bike lanes so they keep using the car lanes
Because here in the USA they just paint a stick figure in a gutter and call it a bike lane.
they are filled with road runoff, glass, trash, needles etc
Pure government corruption. Give your friend 1 million to build bike lanes and he gives pablo 5 thousand to paint that shite.
defund government roads and you would have real bike lanes all over america in a year

>>508194211 (OP)
Bullshit. Just like the morons that think "as long as I'm going the speed limit, I can camp in the left lane," there's been laws that deal with that retardation for decades. You're breaking the law impeding traffic, and no... there is nothing about "the speed limit" mentioned in any of them. If you have people on your ass, in any lane, with any amount of lanes, at any speed, you are required BY LAW, to get the fuck out of the way as soon as possible, even if that means pulling off the road completely. Most cops don't even know this law exists, which is why it's not enforced. From the impediment retard's perspective, it's quite simple... when people are on your ass, get out of their way.

>>508200886
Forgot the link...

https://codes.findlaw.com/pa/title-75-pacsa-vehicles/pa-csa-sect-75-3364/

>>508194211 (OP)
you can do whatever you want, whenever you want if you stop pretending that your life has too much value to end right now. it doesn't, you know it doesn't so might as well go out like a goddamn champ instead of a chump

Can someone explain to me what you mean by "get off the road"?

Do you expect me to bicycle on the grass?
Or do you just want me to not hog the center of the road?

>>508194211 (OP)
If you're too retarded to drive a car snd too fat for a bike you take the bus.

>>508194211 (OP)
Hating cyclists is fun.

>>508194921
>>508199249
the white van man is like a wreckless beat up worktruck in usa

>>508194211 (OP)
Fat /pol/cels are angry! Keep seething cages! Bikeable cities are inevitable

>>508196055
15-min cities are good. Know your neighbors like the villages of old.

>>508194211 (OP)
must suck to live in such a shitty state...we get fined if we don't throw at the minimum coins @ shitty cyclists, the state prefers you throw big gulp fountain drinks however. i personally cut out my catalytic converter, replaced it with straight pipe, added a used oil storage tank to bed of truck, then ran a line from tank to new straight pipe to inject oil straight into my exhaust so I can roll insane amounts of coal on the faggot cyclists i just pelted with a hand full of pennies

here's a 16yo handiwork brushing some faggot cyclists off the road, he's doin the lords work

>>508194211 (OP)
Cycling is fine but as soon as they go onto main roads, that's when they are the gayest people on the planet. Cycling is for trails or back, back roads.

>>508200886
there has always been a pit feeling in my stomach when 2 faggots take up both lanes in a slow race, good to know there's laws to address such faggotry

>>508202056
we have alotta country roads where i live and i always see people cycling on them, they are the only cyclists i give a pass to as there are prob less than 3 dozen vehicles that use those roads daily

>>508201909
15minute cities are bad you retarded fucking kike, no one want's to live around niggers, EVER.

>>508200886
have fun staring at my bumper faggot lol

I bike because insurance/gas/maintenance of a vehicle would eat up a significant amount of what I make and there'd be no point. Everywhere I need to go is within riding distance, why have a constant source of money loss every month if you don't need one?
And no I don't ride in the center of a lane that's faggot behavior, if you're a bike you get the fuck out of the way because cars are deadly missiles flying by you at all times. I don't get "cyclists" who act like we're traffic, we're not.

>>508194921
What the fuck is with pickup drivers? Id like one for the utility but they’re always causing trouble on the road and tailing people even when they’re going 10+ over. Just pass you fucking faggot.

>the 4chan Movement now hates National Socialism
What happened? Hitler endorsed bikes. What’s next, we like Jews?

Looks like we have a bike love thread. Thanks, OP!

>>508202165
I wait until there's a shoulder lane I can swerve through at top speed and past 20 cars, get around the fuck in the leftmost lane, and then slow down until I'm going <10 mph. Thereby removing him from the left lane as he is forced to change lanes. Lets me free 20 cars at a time from traffic. Sheriffs saw me do it once and didn't give a damn.

>>508202266
Yeah I don't mind that. I live in Alaska and when someone is on the main road in the summer when it's busy, that's when I want to flatten them. These are not down on their luck people using a bike to go to work people, id appreciate that, these are people riding 10 thousand dollar bikes in their stupid suits with aerodynamic helmets.

>>508202515
nazi germany was not full of niggers that would steal your bike or wiggers that would try to take their bikes on the autobahn.

>me whenever I see a bikefag on the road

>>508194211 (OP)
I don't encounter too many cyclists that cause problems but I hate how these faggots influence public policy, and the local pols act like there's a sizable amount of them.
>live in large decentralized city
>nobody lives close enough to bike to work or anywhere
>shitty, spread out public transit
>ripping up street parking to put bike lanes
>never see anyone use it
>because no one lives close to anything
I hate these faggots and their enablers

>fueled by calories
>Good cardio
>Show up to work alert, energized.
>Faster than driving during peak traffic
No I will not commute by car like a good goy. The car is for road trips, big purchases and long distance driving

>>508202434
I don't know about other states, but in California, a bicycle is a "vehicle" and thus falls under Vehicle Traffic Code. You can get a moving violation for running a stop sign or red light, even speeding. And get points on your licence. The newest law is you have to give at least 3 feet when passing a cyclist.

https://laist.com/shows/take-two/new-calif-law-drivers-must-give-bikes-3-feet-of-space-before-passing

Of course, California is excellent for cycling. I love it.

>>508202779
Kekkkkkkkk

>>508202799
>Living in the goyslop city

>>508202779
Shout out to my man, Tesla. That dude a real nigga fr fr.

They don't pay any tax for using the road when they bought their gaycycle. So it's legal to run them over and kil them here in India especially the one's who do it to be health benefits

JUST STOP AT THE FUCKING STOP SIGNS IT'S NOT THAT HARD DO YOU REALLY WANT TO THROW YOUR LIFE AWAY BECAUSE YOUR LAZY ASS DOESNT FEEL LIKE SLOWING DOWN FOR 5 SECONDS

>>508202657
>>508202361
So the problem isn't actually cycling or 15 minute cities, but you are domesticated little man you will lash out at your countrymen for biking instead of the foreign occupiers for being criminal aliens. Pure cowardess

>>508195281
Jeremy vine will fuck you up

>>508202950
You mean slow down and stop to satisfy a driver, I think not.

>>508202950
Stopping at stop signs is retarded unless there's actually a car coming. A bike can slow down enough so that they can easily see if it's safe to proceed.

>>508202842
>You can get a moving violation for running a stop sign or red light, even speeding
On a bike? Disgusting. The three feet thing sounds like common sense, people almost always do that here no law required. Our roads are chronically shit and narrow with small or nonexistent shoulders so it's just good practice to keep out of one another's way, I'll take to the grass if some car is trying to pass me and there's oncoming traffic on the other side preventing them from getting around me. I don't want traffic creeping along behind me, it makes me nervous.

>>508202779
It's crazy to be a cyclist and not paying attention when you're at an intersection and a big FUCKING TRUCK or car is behind you. You should be STARING at that driver over your shoulder as you slowly and safely go in front of him or wait on the corner until everyone's done. This ss so fucking dangerous. Helmet didn't save him

>>508203104
It's not like anyone actually stops at stop signs driving or biking. I think people who don't bike really underestimate how much more spacial awareness and control you have on a bike

>>508196055
it's gay but makes sense in the hustle and bustle i just use an e-bike and save the car for longer trips or visits to the suburbs

>>508199314
In my town the bike lanes are full of trash cans people set out for pickup, or parked cars. I make sure to scrape the car paint with my pedals, and I kick the trash cans over

>>508203075
in my neighborhood cyclists are always blowing stop signs into incoming traffic at least one of them gets hit every few months/per year. they are absolutely retarded. i haven't hit a cyclist yet but with their reckless behavior i fear that won't last.

>>508202056
No cyclist uses main roads unless they absolutely have to, so blame your crappy car-centric infrastructure. Literally build us bike lanes that actually lead somewhere and we'll gladly stay as far away from you as possible. It costs pennies.

>>508200886
Again, I know nothing about US law, but here in Poland, there's a (little known) rule that says you have a right to expect others to follow the law (and no obligation to accomodate them if they don't).

>>508202963
if you intentionally get in my way while I am going to work which I have to do to survive I am going to intentionally run you over and ruin your chance of survival instead.

>>508203104
>unless there's a car coming
That's literally the only thing I give a fuck about cyclists have a death wish in my area for some reason.

>>508202950
This. I’ve noticed lately the cyclists don't obey signs or traffic signals even though they’re required to. A few didn’t realise how close they came to getting flattened. One guy shot right in front of me while i was making a turn, he stopped short and wiped out before i almost hit him.

>>508203307
The only requirement a cyclist has at a stop sign is to look behind you to make sure there are no cop cars, the red stop sign is a mere suggestion

>>508202383
I'm aware that you'll continue to be a moron. It's nothing new to encounter losers whose only pleasure in life resides around the inconveniences they can cause others. It's called sadism, in case you're too stupid to know your own diagnosis. Just wanted you to know that no matter what the internal feelings are, you're wrong morally, ethically, and legally, even when headlines like this OP hit your perception. So go ahead and troll your little heart out. We both know it's the only satisfaction you will receive, from anything you ever do.

>>508200886
Nothing pisses me off more than this, the asshole in the left lane going the speed limit or barely 5 miles above, and they do this shit on three lane and 4 lane highways.

I'm confident they are causing an immense amount of traffic, because you can just see a huge line of people riding up their asses in the left lane, desperately trying to get around them, but they are driving pretty much the same speed as the middle or right lane, so its a godam struggle to get around them. If they just went to the middle or right lane, half the traffic could fucking pass them and unclog the godamn road. I want to kill these people even more than cyclists.

The left lane is a PASSING lane, if you aren't going to drive fast, then get the fuck back to the right or middle lane.

All you have to do to fix transport in America is stop subsidizing driving. Make it 100% driver funded at point of use, end the commuter suburb and make small traditional towns the norm again

>>508203356
It's a jungle out there

>>508203481
With the electric bikes it's gotten way worse in my area. Last year one of them hit a lady and her dog while they were crossing the side walk. There was a stop sign at the crossing.

>>508197596
I have cameras on my bike. Hit me and I’ll rape you to death with a civil suit. The only way you’ll be free of your debt to me is suicide, and even then I’ll be taking what inheritance is left, if any

>>508203654
Based

>>508194782
minivan drivers here. doesn't matter the make or model, almost every minivan driver in America is awful at driving whether it's a woman or a minority behind the wheel.

>>508203654
wdym civil suit? you can't sue me if you're dead dumbass. I will be backing over you like in those chinese webms. I also don't have any money in the first place, nor is my job over the table, even if you DID survive and try to take my money.

>>508203641
She should have looked what she was doing, plus putting her dog in danger, she should be locked up.

>>508203654
I always travel at reasonable distance and speed behind cyclists and motorcycles I don't begrudge anyone's mode of transportation. Except city buses. Fuck those niggers in particular.

>>508194782
Niggers in rusted out Chrysler minivans rolling on spare tires are seriously the worst. They'll get on the interstate and go like over 100mph in their shitbox, fly from the right, all the way to the fast lane on the far left, then do it all again to get off on the next exit.

>>508203819
This might be surprising to you anon, but killing somebody with your car is a long prison sentence.
>inb4 I'd get away with it
Not in your dystopian hellhole, Hans. Or Mohammod, you can never tell anymore if you're speaking to a real European or one of the recent unwanted transplants there.

>>508203654
>crush the cameras under the car

Just u turn and smash then with a slushie at 55.
I've seen them backflip lol

>>508203875
You joke but it was a serious incident they both had to get medical attention. Of course the cyclists was found at fault. Haven't seen him since.

>>508201886
That song is based, they seem like chads who flex on nerds

>>508203998
>t. I am a roaring faggot and have thereby never been rangebanned by the jannies
3/4 of murders go unsolved in the united states. accidental deaths are much, much, much higher.

>>508203243
You can get a fucking DUI on a bicycle

>>508204072
Joking aside I hope she made a full recovery and hopefully trump didn't take away her health care

>>508202963
lol my problem is cyclists, that's why i pelt you with pennies, acrid exaust fumes, and big gulps, AS REQUIRED BY LAW, every time I pass you

>>508194211 (OP)
>I hate cyclists so much it's unreal.
having such strong feelings about someone else's choice of exercise/transport is unhealthy. i hate irrational cyclist haters more than i hate niggers.

>>508204223
yes they were fine just some bumps and scrapes. i bike ride pretty frequently myself and always stop at crossings and pay attention. there is no need for recklessness or ruining someone's day by being a test. trump doesn't ride bicycles so he wouldn't give a shit.

>>508194211 (OP)
But if you're in a motor vehicle you can be ticketed for driving too slow?!

>>508203819
>front and rear GoPros survive
>police see video
>you’re getting raped by niggers for 40 years after your vehicular homicide charge

>>508202571
ya a dude riding his bike to go wash dishes, or work at the fish house gets a pass every time...if its raining and i see em going to work or the store i normally pull over and offer them a ride n tell them to toss bike in the bed since I more than likely know them or their family anways...those faggots who wear the 500$ riding outfits and use the 3,000$ bikes get pelts and coal rolled every time though
t. lives in town of 4,100

>>508204223
>didn't take away her health care
In the US we have this thing called the emergency room where we get better healthcare than 99% of the planet and it doesn't cost you a dime. They send you a bill later but you can just ignore that. Anyway, enjoy waiting 9 months to get checked out by Dr. Daspoopta fresh off the boat.

>>508194211 (OP)
This means it's legal to pass them. Then you just go slower than they are until they try to pass you. Speed up so they can overtake you. And then wash rinse repeat until the cyclist pulls over and gives up from exhaustion.

>>508204505
err get pelted*

>>508204531
>Speed up so they can overtake you.
can't*

>>508194211 (OP)
just go around chud

>>508194782
Having lived in Colorado for a decade I can tell you that's not true.

>>508204588
that's a fucking dude

>>508203884
I don’t care if people speed past or pass too close as long as they aren’t in the bike lane. I hop on the sidewalk or grass if there isn’t one. The issue is lazy niggers blowing waaay past the stop bars at red lights or stop signs. I’ve been hit twice because of that shit

>>508204489
Nothing is surviving after I feed the corpse and all attachments thru a wood chipper

Melt the bike down for scrap then call it a day

>>508204223
that healthcare thing is only for people who don't work for a living aka leeches.
>>508204489
3 hots and a cot. 10 years absolute maximum punishment for felony manslaughter, no witnesses and just the footage that might or might not have been damaged after I ran your shitty cameras over, I have the opportunity if I SEE your gopros to just pick up the whole bike and put it in the back of my car. Opportunity of parole after only 2 years which I am mandated to get because it's my first offense regardless of whether or not I behave well in prison.

Whatever happens to me, I'm out in 2 years and you're still dead. and that's IF I'm found guilty. Know your states laws, kids.

>>508194211 (OP)
Shit, it's almost like humans using a transportation method to travel are no worse than other humans using a different transportation method to travel.

>>508204153
>getting rangebanned
>ever
fucking LOSER

>>508204410
My mode of transport is my bike I live in London so I've learned to take it easy, there are loads of cyclists racing home from work etc who really don't give a fuck about anyone except there fastest times that don't help the antagonism between drivers and cyclists

>>508204679
wonder if my industrial size freeze dryer and ball mill would accomplish the same feat

>>508204800
I walk and I hate cyclists
I'm pretty sure dogs and birds hate cyclists too

>>508204895
i'm pretty sure God even hates cyclists

>>508204759
>hit and run
>destruction of evidence
way to turn a 10 year sentence into life lol. we live in clown world and I’m passively suicidal, idc if you kill me it just means the money goes to family

>>508204798
>I abide by the jannies rules and have never gotten banned,
>ere's some cuckshit from loudhouse/animalhouse/what the fuck ever, the show for lesbian teenagers
k

>>508204953
if I successfully destroy the evidence I'm not going to court dumbass. if I fail to destroy the evidence because I couldn't find it then I didn't destroy it and won't be charged with that in the first place.

pseuds I swear to god

>>508204953
vehicluar manslaughter carries a max 10 year sentence, and since it's state, you get 1 day off for every 2 days of good behavior so you'll be out in 7 years...lol even if you tampered w/evidence you could easily get that charge tossed through plea bargain

>>508204759
It's almost impossible to believe anything on 4chan especially from a German

>>508204951
There are no cycle lanes in heaven that's for damn sure

>>508205057
My phone sends out texts, GPS and photos if it detects a crash. That, combined with the fact we have traffic cameras here means you aren’t getting away with it lol

>>508204953
No corpse, no insurance pay out

>>508205067
Hit and run causing a fatality is 20

>>508204951
But god appointment the Patron saint of cyclists

>>508205090
I have been in this thread for 30 minutes but have not read one single post award
>>508205140
no, no it doesn't. retarded redditor, people can just tell when you're lying. nobody is here to give you upvotes for saying this nonsense.

>>508204951
https://youtu.be/yITmX7zKp8I?si=t7CVsk-FEE8mG4cv

>>508205426

1. Cyclists
2. Female van drivers
3. Pickup truck white trash and beaners

The triumvirate of roadway cancer

>>508205067
he's very clearly indian. You can say the word 'parole' over and over but even if you describe it to him step by step he'll never learn what it means. once indians turn 6 or 7 their brain calcifies and they actually become incapable of learning. It's fascinating.

>>508205593
See, you're posting some ai sum up- But you originally worded how you described the device in a way that isn't consistent with how the ai summed it up, and furthermore you were clearly lying. I don't give a fuck if you can quote some wikipedia article about a crash detector TECHNICALLY existing that would call all of your emergency contacts telling them you were dead every time you fell over on your bike lmfao, you don't have it and we both know you don't have it.

>>508197260
Only one of them has to wear a useless helmet that makes them look like an erect penis and will earn them a ticket if po-po catches them without their penis hat.

>>508205626
How to tell us you're a city nigger lover without telling us

>>508205593
You realize you're still dead though right?

>>508205788

>>508205752
I’m not gonna go through the effort of going to garmin homepage for you. There’s dozens of apps out there that do this. I have my phone set up to where it will send video from front and rear cameras along with GPS to my ICE contacts. If the cops show up to an accident afterwards and I’m not there they’ll be able to put 2 and 2 together. And, if you ever do end up doing this, these posts constitute premeditation meaning the charges would be 1st degree murder lol

>>508194211 (OP)
>>508195777
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BABRWyJ4Rd0

>>508194921

Literally my step-father. He complains about cyclefags constantly (rightly so), but then drives around a huge black pickup that he doesn't even use the back for anything since he doesn't want to get it scratched/dirty. It's so fucking dumb.

>>508205626
above all of these is any nigger twat that uses their phone when driving. (hands free is fine, mostly, but it does take your subconscious focus from the road)

>>508206046
yeah bro because the king county police department tracks 4chan posts made through a proxy
retard
Yes, there are dozens of apps out there. No, you do not have any installed. you a disingenuous retarded redditor and it is plain for anyone to see. I know your "ICE contacts" do not want to be spammed with videos from front and rear cameras along with gps coordinates, which would take 3 texts, literally every time you fall over on your bike, which would be often if you bike daily.

>>508206046
Enjoy death lol

>>508195777

>>508206205
This is my ICE. Hitting me triggers the boss battle

>>508194211 (OP)
nigger opinion detected

>>508204670
the world has an endless supply of fatherless niggerkin unfortunately. i hope you have safe, uneventful travels from here on.

>>508194211 (OP)
Based and cycle pilled

>>508194211 (OP)
make them pay taxes just like car drivers.
Also, they are not required to get off road for being "cyclists" they are required to get off road cause that's the law... driving under x limit is illegal.

>>508206408
based

>>508202779
this shit right here is why I don't walk or bike anywhere. hell I barely get out anymore.

Moving to the side so traffic can pass is a white test.
Just like putting your trolley away.

>>508202779
Fuck yeah man kill people

>>508206408
Imagine all those greasemen, taking up their roided vehicles out for a joyride, just fuming and seething inside their metal cuck boxes, unnable to do anything but turn on the AC. Can't turn 180 and go back, can't stop, can only move forward, slowly. Every time they stop and accelerate extra gasoline dollars burning up.

>>508202779
jokes aside this truck was in the wrong- and ONLY in the wrong- because he didn't have his right blinker on.

>>508194211 (OP)
Courts are jewish and purposefully make rules that cause chaos and disorder. Bikes dont belong on roads with heavy traffic.

>>508194211 (OP)

run enough of them over and they'll learn to yield, anon. There aren't enough prison cells to hold us all.

Drivers don't own the roads, chuddy. Stay in your rage cage

>>508194211 (OP)
Based PA mentioned.
We are a MENACE to the rest of the country and there is nothing you can do about it.
PennsylvAryan Bavarian forever!

>>508199057
>>508203654
>>508203884
I literally ran a white lady over and got away with it. Cops charged HER! LOL! Too bad she was in a coma and couldnt give a different side of the story. The jews cant get me because I am their master satan.

>>508204489
>he gets away with it
>bikuckle gay is in a coma and cant contest with his own version of events
>staying based forever
Lord help me because I am TOO BASED.

>>508202449
Unironically it's to compensate. Not explicitly for a small penis, but for a range of self image issues. Truggs are $80,000 LARP mobiles

Cars are for lazy ass faggots also for wagecucks who are at the disposal of the bossman and need to be in work at a whim. I

>>508206420
>triggers the boss battle
Kek loooool

>>508206408
Two more police officers that don't know the law. That would've been an easy ticket.

>>508194782
>the worst cyclist is still better than th-AAAAAAAAACK
Oops, sorry bout that m8. Probably shouldn’t have been playing in the road with your little bicycle toy eh? Oh well then.

>>508196055
good

>>508201523
Just don’t be a faggot. Ride your gay little toy at the playground or something.

>>508195777
>be cyclist
>find no passing zone
>slow to 0.1 MPH
>can legally hold up traffic back 50 miles and anyone who passes you gets ticketed for passing in a no passing zone

>>508194211 (OP)

i ride an ebike when the weather is nice. one time i was riding on the sidewalk and a cop stopped me and told me to get off the sidewalk, its illegal to ride bikes on the sidewalk. im like ok sure. then not even a week later some faggot in a lifted pickup truck tries to run me off the road because i wasnt going fast enough in the bike lane. cant ride in the street without retards raging on you. can't ride on the sidewalk because its illegal. wtf guys i just want to ride my bike T.T

>>508209071
BASED

>>508209781
just tell the cop to give you the ticket and then don't pay it. fuck are they gonna do, take your birthday away? it's not a driving ticket so they can't take your birthday away.

>>508209781
>ebike

>>508194211 (OP)
just run them over and dont stop

>>508209969
it's not a driving ticket so they can't take your license away.*
Just face it in court and say 'fuck no I cant pay'

>>508209969
idk probably throw me in jail over an unpaid ticket. this country sucks dick.

>>508210021
my knees are all fucked up from jumping out of planes in the military. ebike works great because i can control exactly how much resistance is on the pedals

>>508204159
Falling into oncoming traffic is NOT a hazard for everyone? Drunks get fucked by court like they deserve.

I can pass them easily on 50 mph roads. I can think a fat retard truckold can't.

>>508210321
You Will Never Be A Cyclist

>>508210321
>hes an ebike rider AND he literally served in the mcmilitary

>>508194211 (OP)
>scientists unsure of cause for rise in deaths to cars

There's a law that says cyclist can not ride in the road unless they are able to go the speed limit.

>>508209969
>>508210210
Wildest typo I've ever seen

>>508210604
You guys are so fucking brainwashed it's insane

>>508194211 (OP)

The fates seem to especially hate some cyclists.

>>508204666
CHECKED
A very astute observation sir. Thanks for playing.

>>508211012
not brainwashed, radicalized. you genuinely have no idea what it's like being in a city without bikelines where the cops don't give a fuck about the bike situation for 20 years. we HAVE bike riders here that just use the sidewalks to get to work, and we have cars that have used the roads for 20 years. there are no issues. then we get these bikers in from california that insist, oh yeah, we gonna bike IN THE ROAD!!! WE NEED TO SPEND TAXPAYER MONEY ON BIKELANES!!!!!
just kill them. just run them the fuck over and kill them. the police let us, here. they don't investigate murders if the victim was californian.

>>508194211 (OP)
it's PA there are FAR more annoying Amish contraptions on the road everywhere there

>>508210021
>e
>bike

>>508194211 (OP)
The bike double standard needs to die. If you can't safely keep up with traffic, get off the road, or at least yield to the cars behind you.

There's this awful bike fag here that does the "pool noodle hack," where you drape a pool noodle on your bike so people can't pass you easily. He insists on riding on the road, even though he always creates a traffic jam behind him. BUT, even though he wants to be a car, he doesn't follow any traffic laws. He runs every red light. He skips stop signs. he doesn't signal. They always want it both ways.

>>508205282
ya, no....cyclists lives do not matter
>In Texas, a hit and run involving death or serious bodily injury is a third-degree felony, potentially leading to a prison sentence of 2 to 10 years.

>>508206408
The funniest part about the bike dykes who think they shouldn't yield to faster moving traffic, is all the extra vehicle pollution that is created having to wait on them cancels out all the carbon they are saving by riding the bike.
https://youtu.be/te6xAeEu0ps?feature=shared

>>508209969
>fuck are they gonna do, take your birthday away?
OH FUCK! CAN THEY DO THAT!?!?

>>508194782
Every mutt on here is answering to van as in mpv for nigs and fat mums. Im presuming you are thinking of delivery vans in the form of white van man and amazon type niggers. Either way I'm fine with a solitary normal person on a normal bike, just not the boomer dressed up lile hes a pro in the tour de france on a 3 grand carbon fibre racer; they occupy the middle of the road and their higher speeds make it unsafe to pass on our roads.

>>508200815

Most Americans don't actually know the laws and think only cars can use the roads.

>>508211339
Men wearing denim hotpants should be a crime of its own.

>>508211084
Why does everything burst into flames?
China is made for webm enter anus.

>>508199314
I’ve lived in towns that have actual, quality bike lanes. It was great. I rode my bike all the time out there because the bike lanes were safe and built properly. I’m talking dedicated bike trails surrounded by trees and other physical barriers to keep you safe from runaway vehicles.
I’ve lived in other towns where the “bike lanes” were nothing but a joke. Literally just a line painted on the side of the highway, so if some drunk retard swerves even so much as a millimeter over the line, you’re fucked. In such places, I just avoid cycling. In some places, the road just isn’t built for it, and that’s fine. I’ll find some other way to do cardio. But my point is, if you’re going to build bike lanes, then they ought to be built properly, with some amount of safety in mind. Doing these half-asses “bike lanes where you just paint an extra line on the side of the road? That’s a joke, a waste of everyone’s time and money. It’s purely symbolic and doesn’t help anyone.

>>508211339
The wrench to the knee hack solves this

Only psychos, losers, and nogs rage at cyclists. Imagine not being able to take **5 seconds** to slow down and pass a guy on a bike, or move over **3 feet* to give a little room?

That said, cyclists should follow the traffic laws.

>>508203654
We could always hunt you down.

It's a simple matter to not be a bikehole.

>>508201523
We expect you to get a car or start taking the bus, fuckface.

Cyclists should be required to carry insurance and pass a license test. Explain why motorcycles are required to have both. Those cuck battery bikes should count as vehicles too. If cuck bikes count then fit people riding regular bikes should count. Why the fk are transportation tax dollars serving individuals not paying the tax. Explain bike lanes? Did those niggers pay the transportation taxes collected to build said special lane?

Im gonna reddit space this seethe.

I blame the useless fucking kikes who maintain power. If those kikes werent so fucking stupid and dependent on the white man they would have recognized this grift and profited off of it. Get your shit together kikes and tax the two wheel niggers off my roads. I will literally vote for the kike who promises to make cyclists carry insurance. Seriously, insurance kike lobbyists, please profit off this ridiculous exemption and pass the necessary legislation. This shit is on a golden platter. Take it. Please. Take that platter and split up % profits to whatever corps need greased. Tax the two wheels!!!!!!!!!

>>508211339
I’m someone who enjoys riding my bike and I would like to see more dedicated infrastructure for bikes, carts, mopeds and other small vehicles. But I would support making it legal for people in cars to run over guys like this and turn them into pavement paste

>>508212504
>Imagine not being able to take **5 seconds**
I've had them cost me 5 minutes, not seconds. If they ride in the middle of trafficked 2-lane, you often can't safely pass. Instead of moving to the shoulder to let cars by, they insist on doing 10mph or so on a 40mph road.

>>508194211 (OP)
https://twitter.com/beyoncegarden/status/1936225266197488118

Even without bike lanes I always ride in a way that doesn't block traffic. Not because I care about impeding traffic but because I don't wanna be killed by one of the many psychopaths with nothing to lose. The lycra dorks have a totally different ethos compared to commuter chads. I will run red lights and weave between cars and jump curbs onto the sidewalk when safe just to get away from traffic.

>>508212748
You want more taxes and licenses and gatekeeping to the most simple form of transportation? What's next pedestrian insurance? License to buy running shoes? You're a kike kys

>>508194211 (OP)
Man, cyclists drive me crazy. They constantly blow through yield signs and generally act like the rules of the road don't apply to them. And then they get pissy with you when you almost run them over because you don't cede the right of way to them.

No offense if you're a cyclist who doesn't act like this. But too many of them do.

>>508195281
I only wear Castelli's Aero-optimized Forza2 Stretch fabric, never Spandex.

>>508212504
>Imagine not being able to take **5 seconds** to slow down and pass a guy on a bike

I've had a group of them make me and a hundred other drivers late (myself was 30 minutes) because of the nature of the traffic in the long road we were on. It ended with one of the drivers closer to them rying to overtake and ended up crashing into them to avoid incoming traffic. Pretty sure at least one of the bikers died. Good riddance. How are you so self centered and arrogant that you think you running around with your fag friends talking is worth inconveniencing everybody else? Its literal nigger behavior. All they need to do is be in a line and close to the side, but they refuse to do so because being cunts is half the point of cycling.

>>508194211 (OP)
This is a bullshit ruling. If cyclists won’t move then they need to be run over and killed.

>>508194921
>black pickup trucks
such is the result when dodge allows anything with a pulse to finance their vehicles

>>508213592
Forza 2 is like 1/3rd spandex (lycra).

>>508200234
Of course road race cyclists do jumps! This is how we get over speed bumps and humps fast.

>>508213532
Yield signs, stop signs, red lights. Sometimes I’ve seen them go opposite of traffic. I’ve even seen cyclists AVOID the bike lane in favor of the road.

>>508213532
Traffic signs and signals are unironically only for cars. If a cyclist blows a stop sign and forces you to brake suddenly to avoid them that's just a bad cyclist and nothing to do with traffic signs and signals. Just drive predictably and there aren't any problems.

>>508202779
should've worn 2 helmets

>>508194211 (OP)
Learn to drive

>>508202535
What is that thing tied to the saddle?

>>508212748
>Cyclists should be required to carry insurance and pass a license test.
If you get into an accident on bicycle you use car insurance.

They will move one way or another...fucking idiots...They do this on purpose just to piss people off.They get just what they deserve....

>>508214236
Does it really matter where the bike is if it's not in your way? Also the bike lane is good when it's good, but people like to park in it and use it like a turn lane and open car doors in your face so I don't really blame people for not using it all the time. If it's a totally clear protected bike lane tho I don't see why you wouldn't wanna ride on it that's the best

>>508214635
>The bike lane isn't enough
Are Cyclists the jews of the road?

>>508214160
> Forza 2 1/3rd spandex
So it's only a minor part, 2/3 of it is not spandex. Not worth mentioning.

>>508214717
Depends on the state of the bike lane little buddy. I'm just a commuter going A 2 B not on some weirdo traffic blocking shit. I wanna go FAST

>>508194211 (OP)
it's illegal to ride on the sidewalk in PA, you have to ride in the road. and drivers have to give u 3ft

>>508214635
I have an e-bike that I use mostly to ride around my neighborhood. I also take it to my buddy’s house about 4 miles away on a route consisting of sidewalks and a bike lane. The only time I’m on the non-bike land road is to cross a road at traffic lights. I have to slow down for other casual bikers and pedestrians (or go around them). My bike is a class 2 that tops out at 20mph but I’m probably going 15mph on average and I can still go faster than most cyclists I see in the adjacent road holding up traffic and pissing off drivers. Cyclists are just insufferable assholes who need to be run over and killed. It’s as simple as that

BASED!

White man invented the bicycle. If you're anti cycling, you're anti white.

I match my speed with the cyclist and backup the bitchez behind LMAO for miles.

>>508216303
Use English, nigger

>>508217028
>Use English, nigger

>>508209781
>pic
it's probably not that way for you, USA anon, but around here only shitskins ride these kind of bikes.. fatbikes they are called
they've become a kind of self-identifying meme that attracts niggers, nafri's, wiggers and other trash people
you could stuff every fat bike rider in a gas chamber and improve society drastically

>>508218919
Don't cry, niglet. Not everyone can be white.

>ride bike on sidewalk
>some guy says bikes belong in the bike lane on the street
>in a city where 15 over is the norm and turn signals dont exist
lmao

>>508195281
I second this motion

Where are more webms of bikefags getting rekt? Daammnn

>>508196055
>nooo I have to drive a multi-ton metal machine through traffic to get three blocks away to the grocery store for my slops!! because I just have to, ok?!?!

>>508219614
thirded

>>508219854
this stupid nigger has never cooked for 2 people in his life. shut the fuck up literal reddit incel. 10 bags and a case of beers do not fit on a bicycle.

>>508218935
lmao, i didnt know that. i live in bumfuck wisconsin which is like white people central (90% white population, dont even have to lock my bike up when going into a store) and i see alot of fellow whites riding the same style of bike. been looking at getting one of the mountain bike style ebikes but they are ridiciously expensive still. what do you think draws the niggers to the fatbikes?

>>508200886
Don't ride my ass if you're too PUSSY to pass.

>>508203374
>it costs pennies
It costs millions of dollars. And even that they lie about. It was supposed to cost $25,000,000 to complete some city wide bike lane fuckery here. They did the easiest 1/4 of it and now say it will be an additional $90,000,000 to complete the rest.
And even the 1/4 they did install is pissing everyone off because they removed a bunch of turning lanes so now if anyone wants to turn it fucks everything up for an hour.
The only people who bike around here are the yuppie faggots that have time to go to stupid town council meetings and whine about it. Everyone else is too busy working or sitting in their car for an extra hour so four idiots can use the bike lane each morning when the weather is good.
Put some bus lanes in and launch all bikes, and their riders, into the fucking sun.

>>508220637
Black hair and brown eyes made this post.

>>508202449
They get off on being unlikable faggots, like jews

Surely this honor system of not running over cyclists will last, in a society full of impulsive non whites.

They could just build wider sidewalks to accommodate bikers but they'd rather piss everyone off instead lol. Humiliation ritual

>>508219356
Cyclists blow through every stop sign but insist on following the one retarded rule that says they get to be in everyone else's way. The system is designed to engender low iq narcissist behavior

>>508223165
>The system is designed to engender low iq narcissist behavior
you mean cyclist behaviour

>>508203251
The law says the truck driver has not squish the soft, hairless body of the cyclist under his wheels. Full stop.

>>508194211 (OP)
as if these faggots weren't insufferable enough already

just lay on the horn and tailgate them

>>508201956
based

>>508202779
i voted for this

cars need to be illegal inside city limits

>>508194211 (OP)
>Pennsylvania
Most PA drivers don't even know the rules are written down somewhere in a Vehicle Code. Fully grown adults have looked at me like I'm retarded and said, "there's no such thing."

>>508195646
XD

>>508194211 (OP)
I ride innawoods
Come hate me
I'll bury you in same

>>508202434
Just say you work part time and still live with your mom

>>508205788
nah wearing a helmet is optional here

>>508202779
Is he ok?

>>508202434
I work 37 miles from my house.
I'm not riding that twice a day in the middle of a Vermont winter.

>>508210021
E-bikes are fun. I ride my e-bike more than I ever would a non e-bike. I don’t use it to commute because I don’t feel comfortable riding with traffic and pissing everybody off but I take to my buddy’s house 5 miles away using mostly sidewalks and trails (which are legal where I live). I’ve got a few hundred miles in mine and it’s not even a year old. It’s a class 2 so I have a throttle but I always peddle. It’s fun and if your knees or legs aren’t what they used to be it gets you riding a bike. No shame at all

Bikefags are just sour grapes losers mad that they got too many DUIs

>>508194211 (OP)
wheels belong on the road
if you have a slow car you arent required to get off the road to let faster cars pass.
so why should a bike?
bike haters are mentally unwell.

>>508219983
they absolutely do. some electric cargo bikes can carry around 800 lbs or more

>>508194921
Same here. Also big motorcycles. These people are cosplaying bravado with their vehicles. I see it as performative and their trucks or bikes are the stage props. There's something about mutual respect that doesn't even register for these people.

>>508194211 (OP)
they are worse than cars, i've heard stories of car lining up and going to pass the cyclist at the speed limit, and the cyclist still refused to move over.

>>508228418
those are more expensive than a used car which you would know if you had ever been out in the real world. the difference between a used car and an electric bike is that you can use an electric bike for 6 months out of the year, unlike a used car, which is usable for 11/12 where it spends the last month broken down while you get it new parts.

>>508228729
hey wait a minute
hi nonny

>>508228807
Yeah, you can find me some clapped out geo metro with 300k that's less than a cargo bike. A trailer like I posted costs around 200-300 bucks and can carry a fucking refrigerator. An electric cargo bike can be had for 1100-1500 USD. Find me a used car for the same price that won't require more repairs than it's worth within two years. Also, registration, tolls, and gasoline.

>>508229162
>An electric cargo bike can be had for 1100-1500 USD
I bought my park avenue buick, the very same one I welded armored plates to and talked about earlier, for $3000 with only 60k miles on it. You COULD buy a beater anywhere in america for $300 bucks prior to biden, but I don't know how bad things are now. I just know the car AND scooter market is BAAAAAAAD lol.

>>508229337
>clapped out mid-2000s luxury car
nigger detected, opinion discarded. i bet your paint is failing

>>508229483
Yes it is. I'm gonna get the whole thing painted a bright bumblebee yellow soon :)

>>508229599
>bright bumblebee yellow
>buick park ave

fuck you have awful tastes. if you're willing to drive a black people car, you could have at least chosen something based like a Panther platform

>>508229739
that looks almost exactly the same as my car, it's a '96 park avenue. It's from the year that looks like the lesabres for some reason.

>>508194211 (OP)
>I hate cyclists so much it's unreal.

>>508229865
you drive a frumpy, unreliable niggermobile that doesn't even have a V8. also so much for that VPN, you've told us your county and the probably one-of-a-kind within the county car that you drive

>>508230077
I got the engine ripped out and had a 2004 roadmaster engine put in it, so no, I don't.

>>508194211 (OP)
More car drivers need to ram and kill or injure cyclists so the cyclists will learn the harder way to stay at the side of the road, not blocking faster traffic.

>>508230077
furthermore I do not give one single flying fuck who ID's me. I am a member of a violent right wing motorcycle gang and I will kill you.

furthermore, my car is not registered in this county, or even this state, and I do not have any kind of criminal record or public record of any sort. good luck.