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Anonymous (ID: dEsT8f08) Portugal No.508368522 [Report] >>508368907 >>508368954 >>508369148 >>508369341 >>508369641 >>508369770 >>508369850 >>508370028 >>508370970 >>508373604
THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ IS CLOSED
https://www.marinetraffic.com/
Anonymous (ID: ADVc8bjQ) Portugal No.508368693 [Report] >>508368952 >>508369086 >>508369447
doesn't look very closed to me
Anonymous (ID: ligguIpI) Canada No.508368907 [Report]
>>508368522 (OP)
Literally nothing unusual happening.

Iran already proved to the world that they are dickless wonders.
Anonymous (ID: aSoPxIXG) No.508368952 [Report] >>508369043 >>508370176 >>508370296 >>508370427 >>508370515 >>508371107 >>508371174
>>508368693
what website is this?
Anonymous (ID: roHXMCdc) United States No.508368954 [Report]
>>508368522 (OP)
>https://www.marinetraffic.com/
i be fardin heavy...got some "liquid natural gas tankers" getting bottlenecked at my "strait of ormuzd" (small intestine)...situation is under pressure, i fear it might resolve in some kind of explosive outburst
Anonymous (ID: ADVc8bjQ) Portugal No.508369043 [Report] >>508369626
>>508368952
retard award
Anonymous (ID: kgDbNNaO) Switzerland No.508369086 [Report]
>>508368693
No idea, if only someone in this thread had linked us to this website!
Anonymous (ID: JHC8Tyba) United States No.508369148 [Report] >>508369773
>>508368522 (OP)
not my problem
Anonymous (ID: QISk3/yk) Austria No.508369341 [Report]
>>508368522 (OP)
post link you fucking asshole
Anonymous (ID: N+RrkAEg) Finland No.508369370 [Report]
Finaly
Anonymous (ID: d5vlKkJq) Lithuania No.508369447 [Report] >>508369551 >>508369609
>>508368693
looks closed to me
Anonymous (ID: QISk3/yk) Austria No.508369551 [Report] >>508369713 >>508370679
>>508369447
there are millions of boats, how is it closed?
Anonymous (ID: OkLyxBIL) United States No.508369609 [Report] >>508369713 >>508369917
>>508369447
are you actually fucking illiterate and retarded? The white is water

it's open
Anonymous (ID: Eir39SA6) United States No.508369626 [Report]
>>508369043
.you
Anonymous (ID: 9s2WpZVm) Canada No.508369641 [Report]
>>508368522 (OP)
>How to lose your entry navy, again.
Anonymous (ID: 2wy3LGpV) Germany No.508369647 [Report]
Greta won
Anonymous (ID: d5vlKkJq) Lithuania No.508369713 [Report] >>508369962 >>508369972
>>508369551
>>508369609
yeah I know nigger. look at how many ships are collected near the bottleneck but not passing through it
Anonymous (ID: KswLAJ1T) United States No.508369770 [Report] >>508369914
>>508368522 (OP)
Doesn't seem like a good way to make friends.
Anonymous (ID: 082U5EDi) No.508369773 [Report] >>508369936
>>508369148
Weren’t you crying about eggs, retard?
Anonymous (ID: Eir39SA6) United States No.508369850 [Report]
>>508368522 (OP)
looks opened
Anonymous (ID: LgF69k/N) Portugal No.508369914 [Report]
>>508369770
Iran only made enemies so far
Anonymous (ID: vuu5nzgY) United Kingdom No.508369917 [Report] >>508370032 >>508370081
>>508369609
looks like Iran has closed their section but everyone is using Oman's waters
Anonymous (ID: JHC8Tyba) United States No.508369936 [Report]
>>508369773
>Weren’t you crying about eggs, retard?

I don't eat eggs nigga, I get my protein from Greek yogurt and meat, dumbass nigga
Anonymous (ID: KswLAJ1T) United States No.508369962 [Report]
>>508369713
Probably normal staging.
Anonymous (ID: kb3QIrED) United States No.508369972 [Report] >>508370542
>>508369713
They're just retarded, fren. Literal "what if you didn't have breakfast" tier responses.
Anonymous (ID: Oa231yfx) Serbia No.508370028 [Report] >>508370384
>>508368522 (OP)
that reminds me when mutts shot down a commercial airplane over strait of hormuz
fucking criminal mutt subhumans
Anonymous (ID: 9s2WpZVm) Canada No.508370032 [Report]
>>508369917
Oh man, Iran didn’t think that through.
Anonymous (ID: vuu5nzgY) United Kingdom No.508370081 [Report] >>508370210
>>508369917
Anonymous (ID: X+SRSycX) Sweden No.508370176 [Report]
>>508368952
How much air did you snort today?
Anonymous (ID: 9s2WpZVm) Canada No.508370210 [Report]
>>508370081
Needs to be renamed to the Gulf of Trump.
Anonymous (ID: z/e+fwll) Canada No.508370296 [Report]
>>508368952
stop posting here nigger
Anonymous (ID: LgF69k/N) Portugal No.508370384 [Report] >>508370562
>>508370028
That was in 1988 grandpa. We're in 2025.
Anonymous (ID: 3g83ZVoK) United States No.508370427 [Report]
>>508368952
whitehouse.com
Anonymous (ID: pYdV/Yz/) United States No.508370515 [Report]
>>508368952
Meatspin
Anonymous (ID: z/e+fwll) Canada No.508370542 [Report]
>>508369972
>literally a Maersk ship going through the straight right now
mouthbreathing fatass
Anonymous (ID: Oa231yfx) Serbia No.508370562 [Report] >>508370691
>>508370384
and you are still brown moor in 2025
Anonymous (ID: pYdV/Yz/) United States No.508370679 [Report]
>>508369551
Red circles=anchored ships
Anonymous (ID: LgF69k/N) Portugal No.508370691 [Report] >>508370842
>>508370562
You're from Serbia... you don't have much to brag.
Anonymous (ID: Oa231yfx) Serbia No.508370842 [Report] >>508372011
>>508370691
except that Im a tall, blue eyed white slav and you are a manlet brown rat
Anonymous (ID: te6vBVLu) Germany No.508370970 [Report]
>>508368522 (OP)
>straight of homos
Anonymous (ID: 9HY/hePb) United Kingdom No.508371107 [Report]
>>508368952
This is 4chan
Anonymous (ID: PGegLPvf) Romania No.508371174 [Report]
>>508368952
haaretz.co.il
Anonymous (ID: If9vLb2s) No.508371806 [Report]
fuck, the schizo was right.
>Israel breaks ceasefire and strikes Iran
>Trump responds with B2 bunker busters on nuclear sites
>Iran hits all Gulf oil fields and US bases, blocks Hormuz and Bab el-Mandeb
>Oil prices skyrocket, blackouts in Africa and third world
>US sends 3 aircraft carriers
>At least 2 sunk by Iran, Russia, and China using suicide tactics
>US tries amphibious invasion, first fails with massive casualties
>Second attempt succeeds, oil fields seized, advance halts
>US civil war begins, anti-war bloc takes DC with military support
>US splits in two and retreats from Middle East
>Turkey betrays NATO, joins Russia-Iran-China alliance, attacks Israel
>China invades Taiwan and Guam
>North Korea invades South, Japan fails to stop it
>India possibly flips sides
>Russia invades Poland and Baltics, links to Kaliningrad
>Finland and NATO invade Russia, take Saint Petersburg
>Europe collapses into riots, famine, and civil wars
>Latin America allies with China and Russia
>US invaded from the south, advance stops at Colorado
>50 to 150 tactical nukes used high in atmosphere
>Tsar Bomb and two strategic nukes used in Europe
>Israel destroyed, Palestinians wiped with it
>Air travel ends, crime and chaos everywhere
>3 weeks of nuclear events
>Fake alien invasion begins
>MJ12 releases synthetic alien soldiers (PLFs)
>PLFs hunt survivors, FEMA camps classify people as useful or undesirables
>By 2027, 5 billion dead
>Fake aliens defeated with help of real ones
>One world government under MJ12 and the UN
>Dome of the Rock destroyed
>Script complete
I doubt everything after "oil price skyrocket" happens as nothing ever happens till it happens
Anonymous (ID: LgF69k/N) Portugal No.508372011 [Report]
>>508370842
> Slav
Fail. Hitler considered you subhuman. I'm not brown btw.
Anonymous (ID: vh6NLPDR) Romania No.508373604 [Report]
>>508368522 (OP)
let's hope so, there must be repercussions.