Thread 508405417

Why is it impossible to go on an adventure anymore?

Because you're a child. Grow up you fucking failure.

We do

That's why we got vidya. That's why men have escaped society.

you can find gold all over the place

join the military

you can but you lack drive

>>508405588
lol, and be a slave? That's like the literal opposite of an adventure.

>>508405417 (OP)
Come over my house

>>508405636
no. you just wait till the war goes full blown and then you can rape and pillage with abandon
ask the ruskies

>>508405417 (OP)
I am. Just enlisted, going to Iran hopefully soon.

>>508405417 (OP)
It's possible but you have to work hard for it.
Basically you want to be either a botanist/chemist or an archaeologist. Then you go into jungles in search of (a) new plant species to characterize in search of new phytochemicals for drug scaffolds, or (b) ancient ruins. There are still some places in S.America and Oceania where this can be done in an interesting and potentially profitable way.

>>508405417 (OP)
White women drunk drive to taco bell all the time

>>508405417 (OP)
Because every inch of the earth has already been explored and documented in great detail. The only way anyone will ever go on an adventure again is if we find a way to travel faster than the speed of light and start exploring the galaxy one day.

Lord Miles proves you wrong

>>508405856
The pay is shit. ZOG has destroyed all our futures.

The whole world has been discovered and connected via the internet. There’s no mystery in the world anymore and subsequently no adventure.

>>508405908
Travel =/= adventure. The kid went to Afghanistan as a tourist and now posts on Twitter 400x per day. Wow. What an adventurer.

>>508405886
We haven't discovered all the ocean yet

I used to be an adventurer like you, and then I took an arrow to the knee.
I just dont like leaving my house anymore.
I was the first person in my friend group to be down for whatever dumb shit at whatever time.
Driving 1000 miles to oregon on a whim just to get donuts, or driving 600 miles to meet a man at 3am that had very rare weed plants that my buddy could use to splice with his strains.
now I wont even leave my house unless I have to because everything just seems like such a fucking hassle.

For what it’s worth, I got into hunting and basically spend every dime I have on it. Trekking across Asian landscapes with a foreign guide in search of some prize is the closest I’ve been able to find to a bonafide quest/adventure in my life.

>>508406146
kek

>>508405417 (OP)
You're living through the greatest adventure of our time. The battle for your mind.

>>508405417 (OP)
Like most threads where the premise is "why is x not a thing anymore?", the reality is that it is a thing and you haven't really thought about it much or tried. You and the people who reply agreeing with you just want it to be true so you can feel correct in your laziness and spite.

>>508405588
Nah, there is nothing to explore in the world anymore, especially not worth it to give yourself over to the military. It's all gay and homogenized now. I went over to my mother's third world country a year ago and I saw young faggots there with broccoli haircuts and consuming the same slop that we do, the world is officially soulless.

>>508405566
I want to pan for gold but my gf says it sounds boring. Then she'll plan a hike for us and we'll do nothing but walk around the woods. I'm replacing her with an AI gf soon.

>>508405417 (OP)
You’ll catch an arrow to the knee, kiddo

>>508405417 (OP)
because you don't have a piece of shit motorcycle and metal concert 16 hours away

>>508405417 (OP)
I went on an adventure recently. A prostate adventure where I fingered my asshole and gave myself a sissy orgasm. It was incredible and I've been milking myself dry ever since.

>>508405417 (OP)
Women don't like us having fun

>taxes
>loicenses
>tickets
>fines
Try to go off-grid in Norway. It won't fly. They will "care" for you in some mental institution for your own good if you told them you're out of society. Even if you promise to die where no one will smell you.
Want to hunt? Loicenses, taxes and open door policy for cops.
Fishing? Loicense please.
Live in tent? Better have a registered address within society or its the looney bin again.

>>508405417 (OP)
I was thinking about searching for entrances into inner Earth. But it's too hot out rn

>>508405417 (OP)
Sell all your shit and hitchike to California. Live on the beach and survive off whatever talent you can perform for the tourists.
Shower at the shelter or Planet Fitness. Charge your phone at the library or a cafe.
If you hate the big city hop a freight train, go climb a mountain, or literally just book a flight to a city you've never been to before and don't bring your phone and do no research before you land then spend a few days living there.
Enjoy your adventure anon, or sit at home and be a pussy I don't really care.

>>508405417 (OP)
It isn't. Lord miles just did it, he made friends and reached people none of us.ever will..

Most land is privately owned, if you try adventuring in America you’ll be shot for trespassing

>>508405417 (OP)
burn down a 5g tower

>>508406368
>my mother's third world country
which one

i wanna do a 10 man bukkake soon

>>508405417 (OP)
It's not last. Last year I took a train with some frens to a random pine forest wherein we camped for a few days while tripping on lsd and drinking beer. It was truly a magical experience. Carve adventure out for yourself.

>>508405417 (OP)
Today's adventures are of the mind and spirit. Not so much physical anymore. It's the way of things.

>>508406402
Put two sets of panning shit in your pack for your next hike. Take the lead and get to the river. Stop being a bitch

>>508405528
Lol

Tell that to the famous explorers and inventors.

Growing up means to stop imagining?

Creation and play are the activities of the GODS.

And ironically, you're playing this game when you 'grow up'.

Playing as the businessman? That's playing the game. This game. The Demiurge Game. You're playing it.

>>508405417 (OP)
You can. You can gather some essentials, walk out the front door with a backpack and sleeping bag, and live homeless. Across your adventures you will meet other adventurers. They'll tell you how to get easy food and how to survive through some minor theft and other methods.
Every day will be an adventure.
You'll meet villains, heroes, friends, merchants.
You'll have to struggle to eat and struggle to survive. Like in an adventure.
So there's actually nothing stopping you at all you can have a life of adventure whenever you please.

>>508406771
Hard Mode: Do above, after buying a one way ticket to a foreign country.

>>508405417 (OP)

Because you have to be rich to do anything anymore. Hop freight trains. That's what I did.

>>508406599
the evil wizard 5g must be destroyed

>>508405417 (OP)
All you have to do is step out your door

>>508405528
Get back in the fucking oven kike who the fuck let you out

>>508405417 (OP)
dude you're in eagleland, anything is possible
just grab a bat and start bashing dogs for exp

>>508405417 (OP)
play minecraft

>>508406146

Same except "arrow to the knee" for me was, "all my friends, brother, and gf eventually died from the lifestyle/suicide because they weren't as careful as me." Now I'm a hermit beyond work and lost all interest in social stuff as I'm wracked with survivors guilt.

>>508406735
I did try sifting through dirt with a frisbee but no luck. I need a whole day by a river and I'll master it and buy a C8 Zora Corvette once they have manual transmissions available

>>508405528
>be old and miserable like me! give up on your dreams and envy the youth and potential you'll never have back!
yeah nah. die faster

>>508405417 (OP)
Come backpacking with me retard. I climb 14000' mountains

>>508405417 (OP)
Niggers Jews women

>>508406906
his towers dominate the high grounds accross the land. siege weapons springing up at our feet as far as the eye can see

>>508405417 (OP)
A friend of mine just turned 60, and he and his wife are selling everything and moving down to Mexico. Try that.

>>508405417 (OP)
You should try camping or at least hiking.
This probably sounds incredibly corny, but I think that learning new things can feel like an adventure too.

>>508408127
That's a hell of a retirement plan. Which part of Mexico, if you don't mind sharing?

>>508405876
lol they do

>>508408350
They plan on moving around to find the right spot. They like puerto vallarta though.

white men are the fake and gay golem used to help perpetuate a fake and gay system

Gaias illegitimate accommodation reaching threshold, resulting in a fallen disenchanted human experience managed by simulacrum

Fake economy, Fake jobs, Fake money, Fake News, Fake food, Fake heroes, Fake wars, Fake problems, Fake solutions

fuck NPCs, fuck white folk, fuck twitter, fuck the demiuge, fuck you

The Kali Yuga has descended in fullness, please enjoy your stay

>>508407273
What lifestyle gets all your friends killed?

>>508408127
We don't want you here gringolem

>>508406336
ayy lahmaooooooooo

>>508408978
We're invading you (again), Mexifag

>>508406868
If you do this, then be sure to bring ear plugs.

>>508408109
we must use the cover of darkness to sneak past his seige engines and disable as many as possible along the way. we can get horses at the village before the pass to speed us to the evil wizards tower.

>>508405417 (OP)
lack of any frontiers that are accessible in any real sense.. we need to get to space, and we need to get to space in fashion that would allow the average man to save up money for a few years to get out there, or easy enough to go on some 'high-risk' settlement or something that would allow average men to go.

another aspect is the ease of access to pretty much everywhere in the world via the internet, and globalism in general.. there is a sameness throughout all cultures being driven by market forces mostly. subcultures within a society are vanishing, and cultures in other societies are becoming less distinguishable and interesting

>>508405417 (OP)
Because the world is homogenized and overpopulated.
If I could buy a reliable truck, a few weapons, and just live nomadically doing side hustles throughout the desert for the rest of my life, I probably would

>>508406810
Harder mode: to a country that does not speak the same language that you do.

Most countries major cities will speak english, because of tourism, but get outside of the tourist spots and that starts to drop off significantly.


https://www.youtube.com/@c90adventures/videos is a good suggestion.

>>508405417 (OP)
it's not. you're just weak.

>>508408350
>>508408127
There's tons of areas in Mexico where "grigos" retire to. The cost of living is so cheap, and certain lifestyles/hobbies are very good there.
One of my co-workers regularily takes trips to somewhere in mexico to do paragliding. He's repeatedly said he's going to retire at 35 or 40 and move there. I believe him too, since he already has his small house in the states mostly paid off (rented out half of it while living there).
He could probably sell it in today's market for 500k and then immediately just buy some 100k place down there and live comfortably for 40 years. Too bad paragliding equipment is so expensive, that's basically his highest expense currently.

>>508405417 (OP)
You can but it's dangerous and illegal and most likely fascist

>>508405417 (OP)
It's money. Or rather the ways we earn it, is now tied to the land. In the past, you could hitchhike anywhere, find a temporary job to feed you, and then, when you got tired, continue your journey. Now you born, study and work in one place, like in feudalism. You can of course move to another country, but you need to have a profession that will be in high demand there.

>>508409284
be imaginative with your tactics - burn them, topple them, electrocute them, drone them, no mercy - slay them like dragons

>>508405417 (OP)
The whole world is zogged and every inch of land has been claimed by someone. The closest you can get to be an adventurer today is by doing urban exploration in abandoned buildings and risk getting stabbed by a crackhead.

>>508405417 (OP)

tf? 'adventuring' back in the old days was basically risking your life for fame and fortune. Nobody grabbed their suit of armour and went on a 'noble quest'. For 99% of people, it was peasants or otherwise people very low on the social order, trying to get access to a 'spot' on some ruling elites plans for expanding their wealth, power or influence. Historically, it was religion or land.
What I mean is that most 'adventurers' were willing to risk their life for pay. And you can still very much do this today. Go and risk your life in Somalia - join some pirate group. Go join the Houthis in Yemen. Go join the US military. Go volutneer for an Greenpeace (but getting onboard the really 'exciting' adventures will require you lobbying some ruling elite within the organisation much like the day so fold). Go join your local volunteer firefighting brigade. Go be a conflict photographer in Israel or Iran.

"adventure" is everywhere. You just have to understand that 'adventure' historically involved risking your life. often for some stupid reason.

Pic somewhat related. it's one of the last pictures I took in China before being dragged off the street by the police for a 'friendly chat' about why i was taking photos.

>>508411000

forgot to upload pic

define "adventure "
you can drive across USA and probably feel like it is an "adventure "

>>508411000
hello eglinnigger

>>508405417 (OP)
become addicted to meth, and make your life revolve around acquiring more meth. i hear those people's live are filled with adventure