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>BREAKING: TRUMP'S APPROVAL RATING FALLS TO 41%, LOWEST OF CURRENT TERM
>BREAKING: Deputy Chairman of the Security Council of the Russian Federation Dmitry Medvedev:unlike Israel, we are parties to the Nuclear NonProliferation Treaty.
>BREAKING: Trump does not seek further military involvement in the Middle East:
>JUST IN: OIL PRICES DROP
>JUST IN: TRUMP SAYS FORDOW WAS DESTROYED
>JUST IN: NO IRANIAN ATTACK ON ANY OTHER BASE OTHER THAN QATAR
>Axios reports from sources: 6 missiles were fired at Qatar, one missile was fired at Iraq
>Iranian response has started
>"Imminent" threat of Iranian strike on U.S. Base in Qatar — Fox News
>Qatar announced the closure of its airspace
>Iran threatens to close the strait of Hormuz
>Trump says America destroyed Fordow, Natanz, Isfahan nuclear sites

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P E A C E

Nostalgia critic admits his fores and forcums and takes a mans land by force

Channel 12: !!!!!

Netanyahu is considering holding early elections after ending the wars in Iran and Gaza.

I WANT TO FUCK A HOOKER IN THE ASS

It pains me to say it, but the nothing ever happens posters were right. Nothing happens. Nothing ever happens. It's over. I kneel.

I'm starting to noootice that even when Iran does something, nothing happens.

>>508489246 (OP)
BREAKING: TRUMP'S APPROVAL RATING FALLS TO 41%, LOWEST OF CURRENT TERM
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B O M B S O F P E A C E

>>508489246 (OP)
Need a Jewess to shove her dirty kike toes in my mouth

kissing every dutchboy

>>508489348
How do you filter the Russian whores out from the Sephardic ones?????

Iranians cum into goat anuses

EVERYTHING TRACES BACK TO THIS
https://files.catbox.moe/mkdz73.mp4

*cucks out with le symbolic coordinated attack*

>>508489348
They pay you for this? lol

>>508489377
>41% are kikes

fuck you I was baking

>WOW
>HOLD ON GUYS
>WAIT A SECOND
>BREAKING NEWS
>HOLD ON GUYS
>UH OH
>HOLD ON
>BREAKING NEWS
>BREAKING NEWS
>WAIT A SECOND
>BREAKING NEWS
oh nevermind that was from last week

NOTHING EVER HAPPENS

>>508489424
My boyfriend is back <3

MORE MISSILES SPOTTED
https://files.catbox.moe/5se7w3.mp3

Threadly reminder: based Netanyahu is helping to BTFO the CCP by helping to create the India Middle East Europe Economic Corridor with his bombing campaigns against the dune coons. Be thankful. Be grateful. The IMEC will displace the Chinese BRI.

Turn on Bloomberg folks. Iran says they're going to continue. They're not going to stop shooting and looting the Strait of Hurmoz.

>BREAKING
BREAKING
>BREAKING
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THIS CAT JUST COOKED A HOT MEAL

BREAKING NEWS
>BREAKING NEWS

>>508489246 (OP)
KEKS

>>508489377
Nigger what the fuck are you talking about?
His average with shitty polls factored in is -3

Post the best Cope Reactor Meltdowns during the B-2 bombing night.

rolling for iraninan ICBMs to wipe me out

>>508489558
WTF
@grok IS THIS REAL

>>508489558
this isn't real is it?

>>508489529
that guy looks so 56% it's wild

it's all theatre, they coordinate the fucking attacks all the times, this is a show.
but what's the point tho

>>508489558
wow good for him

>>508489597
ok thats funny

for once these kikes at the judeanbee are able to do some self humour

>>508489599
O ummah...

>>508489246 (OP)
>TRUMP'S APPROVAL RATING FALLS TO 41%, LOWEST OF CURRENT TERM

Where are you getting that number from?

>>508489597
I'm funnier than they'll ever be.

>>508489599
>Everyone around them hates them even more now
Why did they do it?

if quads I will get a goth gf in 2 weeks

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING

THE IRANIAN REGIME, HAMAS, HEZBOLLAH, ASSAD, THE MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD. EVERYONE IS MOSSAD.

ISRAEL DOESNT HAVE ANY ENEMIES LEFT.

THIS IS ALL THEATER FOR THE NORMIES. THIS IS ALL A PLAY ORCHASTRATED.

THE ONLY QUESTION IS WHY. WHAT THE FUCK DO THEY HAVE PLANNED THAT WOULD REQUIRE ALL OF THIS THEATER????

>>508489726
>>508489600
blame twitter not me i just looked at BREAKING NEWS

>>508489558
Vewy impwessive

>>508489443
It's theater on both sides just to appease Israel. Surely there is a more dignified way for Boomers to make shekels in their elderly age. The death of der Boomen can't come soon enough. Either than or the Epstein tapes are real.

>>508489246 (OP)
True Patriot right there
If this is a just world he'll be president one day

>>508489599
>OH ALLAH...THE UMMAH IS WEAK

>>508489424
How are you fren missed me???

>>508489797
ok how about a tradwife?

>>508489806
You are a retard for trusting random X posts

>>508489614
That person is mentally ill.

>>508489800
ill throw a dart with my eyes closed and say tkd

they wouldn't dare...

>>508489430
It's really easy to differ between the two by simply looking at them.. And even if you can't do that, the second they'll open their mouth to speak you'll realize whether it's a Russian or a Sephardic girl because of their accent. The real problem is what happens if some other Israeli none-Sephardic girl will be there and you'll assume she's one. Maybe just ask?

So, Jewbros, was the final war with the Great Satan Iran a much less climatic experience than you were expecting?

>>508489597
talmudic bee support christ deniers

>>508489800
it's to get you a gf, anon.

>>508489600
>polls
Miggers are actually shameless

>>508489870
everyone does this
me best source is trust me bro

>We won the war against Iran
>Now that's America's problem

>>508489558
this is impressive

>>508489924
jew worshippers. Put simply. jews kill little kiddos.

>>508489599
Trump kind of forced their hand. Lol.
L after L for Iran

>Trump has no intention of retaliating against Iran after its 'failed' retaliatory attempt, says US official.
It's all for show lol. They probably planned this entire thing together.

>>508489800
>WHAT THE FUCK DO THEY HAVE PLANNED THAT WOULD REQUIRE ALL OF THIS THEATER????
my money is on nuclear holocaust that conveniently misses israel

It is becoming abundantly clear that the US has exceeded what it means to be a hegemony. We are not merely above other nations, we are on a higher plane of existence. Other countries exist simply because the US allows them to continue doing so. That allowance can be revoked at any time for any reason.

>>508489976
the biggest winner of this is anti semitism

every gentiles can see how the jews reacted

>>508489917
Our government expected thousands of casualties, in reality like a few tens of people got killed and a few hundred injured to various, usually minor degrees, nobody thought Iran would be such a paper tiger

>>508489400
real

>>508489597
kek

>>508489726
probably from twitter, nobody but 20yo leftists really give a fuck about hammering iran. its not the first time he bombed someone and they cried WW3. been happening since he bombed an empty air field in 2017 in syria

>>508490107
>everything is ok. This is fine. No seriously, this is great. I’m fine I swear!

>>508489806
Nigga by that logic this is the most pressing shit in the world right now

>>508489528
the whole point is that this allows Euro-Atlantic powers to have access to the Indian Ocean for trade. This then keeps the Chinese out. With Iranian regime change toward a pro western monarchy, the Chinese Belt and Road Initiative will simy not go forward. China will be isolated. The US and its allies will then dominate trade from western Africa, the Middle East, India, and straight on through to Southeast Asia. Robert D. Kaplan wrote about this strategy in his book Monsoon. Trump is doing it, along with Netanyahu

>>508489614
The nothing ever happens pill is a tough one to swallow

and now it's awkward nobody does anything

Cuck Iran can’t do shit what faggots jews really won me over in this conflict greater Israel when jew bros?

>>508490107
why attack iran then
king kike was going around crying about a second holocuast

>>508489839
good how are u

>>508489558
it's about time they stepped up

cats have been doing the same shit and not evolved for 1000s of years, lazy fucks

>>508489917
yes
Very disappointing
I grew up on this great future armagedon war between Israel and Iran and this is what it comes down to
Very very disappointed

>>508489917
Yes.
>>508489915
Just ask “hey is your name Natasha or Naomi?” Why would that even be a problem if you know their name? Already found a girl or are you going to find one tomorrow? Are they on a list or soemthing? Only been once inside a brother on accident because we where on a school trip and the guys thought it be cool to be in a stripclub for 5 seconds.

>>508490019
Trump deal at some point will happen

>>508490146
So fucking grim lmao

>>508489599
>Turkey slowly walking backwards it's foreign policy
I see you motherfucker

>>508490085
Unfortunately der Boomen will forget by the time the next footy game comes on. Same as it ever was.

>>508489246 (OP)
MORE BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

>>508490277
You would've had your armageddon if you would just let Iran develop nukes in peace.

>>508490234
Is that AI generated?

>>508490223
Still don’t have a Sephardic gf :( but for the rest I had delicious chicken curry tonight and am about to write my final essay for my minor and then go to bed I think. :)

>>508489800
Preparing for the geophysical event

>>508490146
I do the same thing, only it's me masturbating and then after that shaking hands.

>>508490177
>Robert D. Kaplan wrote about this strategy in his book Monsoon
>his book Monsoon
Redpill on this? I never heard of this book before or the author

>>508490234
lol
The US won't even go head to head with Russia.

>>508490085
what the fuck is that post

>>508490437
>dirty keyboard
Looks like you have a jewish wife, with that level of housekeeping.

>>508490217
because his ratings were low, also the whole world started to get mad for gaza, they needed a just cause

>>508488509
well done. Thank You

>>508490469
Russia can’t go toe to toe with a much smaller much weaker country that they share a border with. Russia and Iran are the same.

>>508490469
We don't need to, ziggers are destroying themselves by invading Ukraine kek.

> The United States is prepared to support Qatar's right to a "full, overwhelming and devastating" response against Iran's "blatant violation of Qatari sovereignty and international law".
lol. Iran defeated again.

>Saudi Arabia, Oman, Egypt, Jordan, Iraq, Qatar and Turkiye summon their Iranian ambassador in each country.
JOINT ARAB ALLIANCE FOR VICTORY

>>508490437
anon please clean your keyboard...

Air defense missile hits ground in Qatar

>>508490107
Keep coping
Fight your own war parasitic faggot

RAISIN CANE HAS LEFT THE WHITE HOUSE
HAPPENING CANCELLED

>>508490661
Ukraine was the strongest military in Europe before Russia attacked them.
>>508490662
>kek people are dying for jews kek
Yes very funny Vile, we get it you are winning because you tricked the goyim into killing each other. Haha very good one kike.

>>508490543
>>508490683
THE PREMISES AND NEEDS TO GET A SEPHARDIC GF IS NOT RELIANT ON THE FACT THAT MY KEYBOARD AND DESK ARE DIRTY! I WILL CLEAN IT WHEN I GET A SEPHARDIC GF AND SHE COMES OVER TO MY HOUSE FOR CUDDLES!!

They banned flights out of my local airport what is going on

>>508490780
If some random paparazzi can take that kind of photo of a very important US official then why isn't Iran, the terrorist champion of the world according to Israel, doing anything to our officials?
Could it be that Iran is not a terrorist state after all?

>>508490300
>Just ask “hey is your name Natasha or Naomi?”
That won't work, Russian hookers sometimes use Israeli fake names. If she's not Russian-looking than ask her about her ethnicity, then ask "Are there any more girls in here?". While the next one is coming, quickly check on your phone whether what she said (Moroccan, Libyan, etc) originated in Spain.
>Already found a girl or are you going to find one tomorrow?
I'm just going to cruise downtown until I find one that I like.
>Only been once inside a brother on accident
How are things going in windmill land? What's life like in there? I'd like to visit one day, do a few days where the hookers are in Amsterdam then go hike someplace nice in the country.

>>508490667
big if true

>>508490689
empty missles
>>508490667
>JOINT ARAB ALLIANCE FOR VICTORY
grim

LMEW

>>508490849
It's pretty relevant. And, anyway, women are cum guzzling faggots, disregard them.

Nothing ever happens
Wake me up when Iran gets bombed again
t bipartisan

how come in this generals there is always a turbo-simp obsessively simping over some bitch that would never give a fuck about him?

>>508490927
RARE

>>508490927
>what is going on
nothing

>>508490804
Strongest military of Europe. Fucking Europe he says. A bunch of tiny, insignificant countries.

>>508490927
Iran pretending to retaliate for getting their shit pushed in

>>508490667
At this point I wholehearted believe every Sunni deserves to be genocided by Israel, what an absolutely pathetic and servile people.

>>508490985
He's fucked. TD Jakes and Oprah are throwing him under the bus.

>>508490927
iranian "attack" on US bases in the region.

>>508490804
>Ukraine was the strongest military in Europe before Russia attacked them.
No they weren't. They just had a large standing army.
Nobody with russian weapons can take on any NATO army.

>The literal entirety of the middle east will now invade and rape irans women
What will China and Russia say about this?

Same old shills in here I see.
You guys are fucking terrible at your jobs.

>>508490804
>Ukraine was the strongest military in Europe before Russia attacked them.
Lol yeah sure, Ukraine when Russia first invaded was still mostly armed with Soviet arms besides some western ATGMs and MANPADs and Russia got fucking raped.

>>508490932
This guy has a White House press pass

Is the official /pig/ motto
>assfuck hookers in the ass
?

I’m bored

>>508490985
lolwut

>>508491086
I see

Us has base here, i fear they will strike my city

BREAKING NEWS
>BREAKING NEWS

AIR INDIA CANCELS ALL FLIGHTS TO EAST COAST OF MUTTLAND AND MIDDLE EAST

>MODI DECLARES FULL SHAPPORT TO ISRAEL

how is firing missiles at a US air base considered de escalation? surely not firing anything would have been a better de escalation strategy

new b2 porn just dropped

It's so over...

Israel and Iran will just exchange strikes for few more days and everyone will calm down

Ongoing missile preparations detected in Iran - Attack on Israel could come at any moment now.

>>508491180
>i fear they will strike my city
Doubt anyone would notice.

>>508490927
Does China still have a base in Djibouti

BREAKING
>6 million US personnel KIA
>23 Nimitz strike group sank
>All 12 bases razed to the ground
>The Ayyyatollah has raised the yellow flag of victory
It's ober 4 u mutts

>>508491180
They are nothingburger strikes, Iran is giving Trump the off ramp so it goes back to a war against Israel

>>508491257
alien bros...

>>508491251
They did the same when a general was killed. They can't appear weak so hit nothing while saying they retaliated. Symbolic

Those rice crackers really fucked me up but I feel better now.. I think I should avoid certain carbs, though normal rice is usually fine. Thinking of trying some green lentils tomorrow straight from the can. I've also got a can of "Branston" baked beans in tomato sauce which is pretty good though a bit sweet. Either this or another can of black beans.

>>508491180
>Us has base here, i fear they will strike my city
I don't think Iran would but you can never be too cautious.
>>508491315
please hit dimona

>>508490939
>How are things going in windmill land? What's life like in there?
The big cities are fucking hell holes, don’t go to Amsterdam. It’s an overpriced shit hole go to Haarlem. The non-immigrant cities like Dordrecht are very kino and I’d highly recommend them. You might get interesting stares if you’re visually Jewish (kippah etc) some people are actually kinda into us because of Muslims and our history. It’s getting more expensive and quite honestly I don’t see a future here for my kids. (Or getting a Sephardic wife for that matter).
>While the next one is coming, quickly check on your phone whether what she said (Moroccan, Libyan, etc) originated in Spain.
Sephardis ar pretty wide spread right? So it would be better to ask if she is from Russia. 0_o
>I'm just going to cruise downtown until I find one that I like.
Anything you would never stick your peeper in?

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/la-cops-scramble-to-delete-offensive-post-about-iran-strikes/ss-AA1HeJW1

DISGUSTING post made by cops in L.A about the strikes has been deleted and likely some people are gonna get fired.

>>508491251
They made it clear exactly when and where to make sure nothing was hit.
It was just a face saving demonstration.

>>508491288
It's interesting, israel is running out of arrow, but iran is running out of at least launchers.

Maybe it will be a constant tension of both sides trying to make them fast enough? A manufacturing war of the missile factories.

(or drones)

>>508491149
No. Sodomy is disgusting.
It should be "you will remember this for centuries"

I'm scared bros

>>508491315
They’ll give Israel their usual 3am wake up call 5 hours from now sending 1 missile that will be intercepted

>>508491334
I remember the f-117 being revealed. (taps cane)

>>508491450
>>508491386
Got ya, thanks bros

>>508491386
pretty much this, its the dance of symbolic geopolitics. nothing is real.

>>508491149
anal is gross

>>508491447
>you're using edge browser
srsly I just talked to God and he says you should kys

>>508490466
Robert D. Kaplan is a journalist whose opinions on geopolitics are taken very seriously by military professionals in the US. He basically wrote a playbook on geography that Obama seemed to follow to a t.
Basically, the point of the book Monsoon is that the Indian Ocean is a strategically important waterway that countries like the US and Britain (historic sea powers) are uniquely qualified to dominate.
This is how the West will compete against and dominate China in the event that they attempt to build the Belt and Road Initiative straight through to Europe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYPoSKznrOg

So, what Israel is doing right now is carving up the land portion of this corridor to make this happen

>>508489599
This part they had to have been ready for, good material for iranian tv

>>508490991
THATS THE POINT I WANT HER TO GUZZLE MY CUM I CANT GET THEM TO DO IT!!

is Qatar pronounced "kah-tar" or "cutter"

GAYEST FUCKING WAR IN HUMAN HISTORY

every cocksucker here posting prayers on their socials. Idk how you kikes do it but these niggers are not built for any conflicts

>>508491461
Israel should go after refineries and oil fields if they want to cripple Iran economically but apparently they won't

>>508491461
Once they run out of missiles it will just be comically slow drone strikes. Until something that matters gets hit.

>>508491331
Yes and large embassy

China people are very bad

>>508491487
Don’t be Emiratianon us Jews would never allow Iran to do you any harm. <3

>>508491681
Cutter

>>508491585
Edge browser just works but I miss Internet Explorer -that was the best browser.

Lebanon condemns "outrageous, illegal and unprovoked" Iranian attack on Qatar.

>>508491447
Whoever wrote that post is actually retarded. They heard "US bombs iran" and they assumed Trump targeted civilians or something like that. Didn't bother to even look into it at all. Reflexive anti-americanism and TDS

>>508491681
kah-tar

>>508491367
you called?

casualties??

YES I SUPPORT LGBTQA
LETS GO BOMB THE QATARI ARABS!

>>508491717
You're not getting higher oil prices. Total zigger death shall continue.

>>508490932
you muslim lovers are so pathetic and retarded

>>508491605
Interesting, thanks fren

kill all kikes

>>508491447
how was that "offensive"?
>jews screeching on twitter
nvm

>>508491791
shut up eglin, Iran today has proven that they are the adult in the room they deserve to have a nuke

>>508491791
it's LA the land of hyper-emotional retards

>>508491434
>The big cities are fucking hell holes
How long do you need to see the entire country? Which are the best cities? What's interesting to see? What are some nice natural places to go hiking? What's the tallest point in the country? Best places with hookers, and how much do they charge? What are your special dishes that you must eat (I don't care for kashrut)? Do you have gypsies? Any nice castles?
>So it would be better to ask if she is from Russia
What I'm saying is it's really easy to recognize Russian people because they're usually a lot more pale and they can't drop their accent even after living in a foreign country for 50 fucking years. Just imagine some Israeli girl show up and you fuck up and she turns out to be from Yemen or something.
>Anything you would never stick your peeper in?
I probably won't fuck a sheboon unless she's extremely attractive, which is unlikely for a street hooker.

>>508491755
>>508491795
thanks for the help

>>508490057
>is occupied by israel

>>508491717
Would be kino if they did. I think they are focusing on military infrastructure first but it could escalate to that

>>508491928
the Kurds shall carve their fair share of clay

>>508490985
he's a jew he will invoke the holocust law

>>508489599
wasn't Lebanon bombed today by israel? lol, after jihadis entrench in Latakia and Homs, is their turn.

>>508491891
>>508489684
fuckk thats hot

>>508492086
do you really want to trust these shitskin

>>508491720
It's both sides running out.

>>508492121
lol

>>508491257
Kino

Was praying pretty much the entire weekend that this would de-escalate and at this point I can only conclude that God finds Chudjak very funny with how much he keeps winning

>>508491966
>eglin
>wants iran to have nukes
Take your meds

>>508491975
Yeah it's not too surprising. Written by some shitlib

>>508492189
they are gutter rats yes, but they are useful to keep the roaches in check

>>508492121
>us warns about a strike
>bombs empty site, may or may not be destroyed
>iran warns about a strike
>bombs empty base
are they bros

>>508492305
they failed to keep anyone in check

>>508492300
they deserve one the ayatollah has proven that he is the adult in the room

>>508489917
>"Forced" Catholic Marriage and Conversion with Negev
Lord if only it was your will but I trust in you my God.

Israel's Channel 12: Israel is preparing for a very large Iranian response tonight.

>>508492218
Yes, then both sides will resort to drones, they're easier and quicker to build.

>>508489600
It's the Gallup poll 43%-53% approve disapprove. Don't worry,at this time Biden was at 50% approval and he ended at 39% so Trump has plenty of more fuckups to make

>>508492007
Pfff depends how thorough you want to be. This country can be very diverse in its people with different flavors of whites. To us there is a massive difference e between people from Friesland (who speak their own language related to English) and the people of Limburg down south who speak a dialect that is barely understandable. I’d recommend going to Dordrecht, Scheveningen, Urk (they fucking love Israel), Leeuwarden (never been there), Volendam and maybe the Afsluitdijk. Amsterdam is overpriced and irrelevant and I (and most Dutch including Amsterdammers) don’t get the hype tourist have over the city. We have literal 100s like it but maybe smaller.
>Yemeni girl
What’s the difference between Yemenis and it her mizrahis ive seen people make the difference a lot.

anyone have the video of fuentes on iranian TV saved?

>>508492121
Kek

The fact that is how it keeps happening is also proof that Iran is more than competent enough to own nukes though btw

>>508490927
Iran has declared war on djibouti, report to your nearest conscription office at once.

https://t.me/rnintel/39574
Sloppy job Mossad

>>508490437
>dirty kike eating jeet mistery mix
checked

ANOTHER NAAN BREAD IS HITTING THE OVEN I REPEAT ANOTHER NAAN BREAD IS HITTING THE OVEN

Iran will refuse to take the L and drag this nothingburger war until they run out of TEMU drones
what a dogshit happening

>>508491681
You're american, it's expected of you to mispronounce it

>>508492610
their temu drones seem to be fucking up the jews to be fair

I’m gonna miss this place once zognald and cuckmeni sign the treaty

>>508489600
It’s amusing. Rasmussen is -2 from 2 weeks ago. Still mild ha.

>>508491447
The CA police do weird shit like this a lot actually.
A few years back they warned people not to engage in free speech extremism. And a little before that highway patrol randomly worked with capital police to arrest a guy for making fun of AOC on twitter.

Them doing or posting dumb cringe shit is kind of default

>>508492541
based baker

BUCK

BROKEN

BEYOND

BELIEF

>>508492399

Best I can do is Messianic Judaism

>>508489670
Rasmussen is -2 from 2 weeks ago ha.

>>508492642
ok but which one is the mistake

>>508492706
Yeah. The breads have been fun despite all the nothing burgers. The Trump deal will end it

>>508492763
What happened to no diplomacy as long as we continue bombing them kek

>>508492763
Cucks

>>508492465
I would sooner allow Zimbabwe to have nukes before viral ever does.

>>508492763
Art of the deal
Chess not checkers

Imminent threat of Ballistic missiles from Iran towards Israel.

>>508492763
>after
don't forget the after, in the mean time the paddling shall continue.

>>508492823
>The Trump deal will end it
No one wants to do a deal with trump you spastic.
On your own with Israel now. Enjoy.

>>508492763
aaaand its over

>>508492763
>We are rational enough to start a diplomatic process after punishing the aggressor

>>508489349

It’s all just theater. False flags and psyops. So, yeah, nothing ever REALLY happens. It’s all just a staged play.

>>508492856

What happened to Hezbollah saying they wouldn't accept a truce until there was one in Gaza?

My brother in Rabbi Yeshua, they got their heads kicked in.

>>508489870
Yeah. I’m mildly dancing because Rasmussen is -2 from 2 weeks ago. “Breaking news” is garbage.

>>508492763
>diplomatic legal response

>>508492759
Thanks <3
>>508492525
Your just jealous you don’t get any naan

>>508492763
we refuse
drop da bombs

>>508491681
The Q sound is like the C sound but made in the throat like your coughing something out
side note an arabic girl's throat game must be legendary

>>508490333
rare

>>508492909
That's what you think. It will happen and you'll go back to hoping Trump and America fails. I understand it must be difficult to be a brit on your paki rape island so you look for ways to cope and not kill yourself.

>>508491681
Ka tar literally like its spelt

>>508492763

Iran is genuinely the most pathetic fucking country on Earth holy shit

>>508492919
It never really began anon.

>>508489246 (OP)
Seven.....seven fucking missles, most of them aimed at Al udeid. All of them fucking intercepted. So not only did Nezam piss into the wind here they shat themselves doing it. please tell me that Empress Farah Pahlavi has a ride to the nearest airport where a jet is fueled and ready. Because this response is only going to get that first brick thrown at head blasphemer Khumeni in the next Seventy-two hours.

WHERE IS THE NEW BREAD

>>508493076
I am just a fly on the wall. And I smell shit.
Bzzzzzzzzz

>>508492763
Too late now, kikes smell blood in the water.

>>508492465
No shit? Though it goes out the window if the US starts supporting regime change.

>>508493177
ITS IN THE OVEN IM BACKING NAAM CALM DOWN GOT 2 MORE MINUTES

>>508492783
No can do. You will undergo Order of Christian Initation for Adults.
We will hold hands and nothing more until marriage.
I show you the Big Fat Stock Option plan my church has for us and the KoC insurance.
You'll have 12 Catholic Children as God intended and you will finally recognize the fulfillment of the Prophets in Jesus.

>>Iranian Leader Khamenei in First Response After Qatar Attack: "We Did Not Attack Anyone. We Do Not Accept Attacks from Anyone. And We Will Not Surrender to Anyone. This is the Logic of the Iranian Nation."

Cuckminaei cucks

>>508493177
new bread? its over

>>508492763
Fake until it’s spammed in the catalog by 30 different accounts

>>508493177
we're not at bump limit

>>508489437
False as we hate kikes.

>>508493241
das raight

>>508493046
m-moar

>>508493177
Kill yourself

>>508493267
Based mental asylum resident fighting his demons

>>508491338

I kneel.

>>508489529
>india blowing the fuck out if anyone
Nigga they can't even wipe their asses

>>508493267
>We Did Not Attack Anyone. We Do Not Accept Attacks from Anyone. And We Will Not Surrender to Anyone. This is the Logic of the Iranian Nation.
What does this even mean?

>>508493267
>And We Will Not Surrender to Anyone.
>cucks
Will someone please help the ESL

>>508493317
>Kenya enters the chat
Wha...?

>>508492763
Who said this looks like a war of attrition that Israel can't end while Iran keeps just lobbing shit at them forever?

>>508492763
>fires a panzerfaust at a broken down t-34
>THE USSR HAS BEEN PUNISHED!
>they may now return to their borders

toppkek

they just make things up now

>>508493435
hes a goatfucking retard

>>508493419
Some of those people in the asylum actually do have demons

>>508493419
Lel

>>508491447
I blame the Armenian diaspora for this. Armenians have infiltrated Los Angeles law enforcement for decades. Armenians are synoathetic to Iran, and they hate Jews more than /pol/ does.

>>508489917
as others said, expectations were much worse, so yes it's been a very relieving experience overall. I can't properly relay the unique experience of breathing a sigh of relief the moment you hear your country finally went to war with your mythological enemy. it's like finally standing up to your bully, like finally confronting a fear, like finally defeating evil.
if we succeed, I fully expect peace for the next generation of middle easterners, not just Israelis, due to the massive geopolitical shifts caused by October 7th and the decapitation of Iran.
I am optimistic for the future of the region for the first time in my life.

>>508493267
Full Pic

>>508493563
based

>>508493563
thats a man

>>508489437
kike death is absolutely neutral!

>>508493464
They just surrendered to someone lol

You cute bratty Jews. Submit to the Lord your God. Stop being stubborn and accept that Jesus was the messiah promised to you. So help me you adorable children I shall pray God has mercy upon you, gives you the graces necessary to see the truth and we may share in glory together.

Same with the Iranians. You bratty Muslims write so fondly of Mary can you not see? Who are you to question God and his nature of the Trinity. Is it man who created the cosmos? No.

>>508493435
they deserve a nuke, the ayatollah is the adult in the room while israel and americans chant "glass iran"

Strait cl000000ser status?

>>508493563
Ngl Armenians are some of the weirdest but also hottest people I’ve encountered. They are also always very “build” thicc but their fucking face ruins it 6/10 times.

>>508493678
> "We will not accept an imposed peace with Israel." - Brigadier General Aziz Nasirzadeh, Minister of Defense of Iran.
https://t.me/rnintel/39570

>>508493650
Stop the antisemitism don't you know 6,000,000,000 Jews were gassed in showers?

>>508493518
Do they intend to just become a hermit kingdom like North Korea?

>>508492856

awwww how cute is little israel gonna keep pretending they have bombs and missiles
irans doing you guys a favor fixing your crooked buildings

So many 1pbtid kikes itt.
You arent very subtle

>>508493708
The ayatollah is a retard who posts shitty AI slop and claims victory while Israeli cock is still inside him.

>>508493798
israel has american bombs and missiles

>>508492763
These fuckers are truly dangerous. Don’t chimp out. Retaliate but don’t escalate.
Trump has bottled it and is trying to get out, Israelis can’t go it alone, Iran survives.
I’d happily see the Iranian government nuked out of existence but you’ve got to hand it to them. They know how to play the game. Not like that bitch Saddam.
Fuck captcha, jap moot is satan.
Gas the kikes, race war now.

ANOTHER NAAN HAS HOPPED OUT THE OVEN

>>508493518
>done with the West
>been saying that since the 70s

>>508493786
They are just about to accept an imposed peace with Israel

>>508493847
you sound like you just came.
Bit gay that lad.

>>508492879
God I wish I was an elevator

d-d-did Trump and Iran just outmaneuver Bibi with these telegraphed attacks to deescalate the whole situation?

NEW BREAD:

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>>508493709
Nigga just go jerk off it’s never happening

>>508493708
>literal orihrctuon
Haha
Shitranian diaspora detected

>>508493432
India simply needs to be open to Western trade to modernize. But the strategic importance of India to the West is not captured by toilet and poop memes

>>508493909
>They are just about to
Alright, whatever you say.

>>508493834
JIDF in full force. I'm wondering why /pol of all places, why wasting resources on us?

>>508493847
compared to trump I trust the ayatollah you panican

>>508493899
Based naanbro

>>508493798
I thought that was just a video artifact of the live cam is that building actually leaning like that?

>>508494147
1pbtid samefag sadcunt

>>508493518
Weren't they done with the west before this?

>>508492312
whole thing smells of back-channel faggotry

>>508489800
>One
>World
>Goverment

>>508493678
this fucker wen to the Justin Trudeau school.

>>508493267
oh god, i cant wait till he gets a face full of brick.

Stockmarket close in 15 minutes!!!!

ITS JHAPPENING!!!!!

Nukes in 20 or everyone involved is a faggot!

>>508494185
I'm not desu. I just like making naan too.

>>508495361
this sure is the thread to discuss making Naan anon.
GTFO you stupid shekelhunter