Thread 508495964

LAUGH AT IRAN
HAHAHA

>>508495964 (OP)

What did she mean by this?

Israel wont be happy with this!

>>508495964 (OP)
>I will enthusiastically encourage Israel to do the same.
translation:
we're back to square 1, and the war will continue because Israel wants it to

>hardly any damage was done
>we intercepted them all tho
I'm gonna guess they intercepted half and some empty buildings on the evacuated bases got hit
us propaganda has gotten embarrassingly bad

>>508495964 (OP)
>trump cucks
mutt virgins<Aryan Chads
lmao

>>508495964 (OP)
"I want to thank Iran" - Donald J. Trump, 2025
This is all WWE

>>508495964 (OP)
Btw he sounds sad that no zogbots were hurt.

>>508495964 (OP)
They need another hit after the firework show anyway.

Successful or not make them bleed, it's the only way they'll learn.

>>508495964 (OP)
Kek "they got it out of their system".
Made me laugh. But somebody should tell Zion Shrimp that Isreal won't be too happy with this.

Now we can all make out and love each other. Thank you Donald!

>>508495964 (OP)
trump thanked iran for the heads up like it was a dinner invite, called the strike weak, dodged the damage, and somehow still stole the mic at their own war announcement

Why was there any damage if you intercepted it all?

MIGA

>>508495964 (OP)
40 years of chanting death to America, Death to Israel and stepping all over those flags..
And when they finally get a chance to do anything we get this. absolutely pathetic.

>>508495964 (OP)
hah the humiliation is unreal :D we will indeed remember this for centuries to come!

>>508497217
Kek yeah exactly what an odd response lmao Mossad demons will bomb Americans now in a false flag for sure

>>508497088
Yup, he wanted dead Americans to escalate the war on behalf of Israel. A true piece of shit.

>>508497332
You're thinking of pissreal now. Dancing isrealies and all of that

>>508497332
Seems like everyone got played.

>>508497503
Shame we cant farm interest from all the copium, we'd be even richer.

>>508495964 (OP)
yeah ok well israel isn't stopping

>>508495964 (OP)
Based. Ukraine and Russia should learn a lesson from this and see how civilized nations like America and Iran can wage quick, clean, precise wars against each other with minimal collateral damage instead of being savages waging pointless trench warfare and killing and maiming each other with quadcopter bombs in an endless forever war against their neighbor.

>>508495964 (OP)
Love this retard's grammatical errors.

>>508495964 (OP)
>I encourage Israel to do the same
Is he actually getting ready to kike the jews? Like if they don't give up the hate.

>>508495964 (OP)
Yep, subhumans always kneel and respect the one who is stronger than them. That is why is white countries they mostly attract women and children

Hes doing it, hes really going to Make Iran Great Again

now that israel is in the process of bowing out, trump has the green light from them to gaslight iran into the next war.
these things take time.

it was a very weak respnse. iran has only 30% of missilers left and russia is too scared of israel to help them

but iran still have that uranium they have hidden. so they will be trying to finish the nukes still. that's why usa needs to send ground forces

>>508498388
this. iran is soon going to be using shovels.
and none of the missiles hit, ever. not one
it's over iranbros :'(

>>508497332

The ummah is weak

>>508495964 (OP)
Literally yesterday he was calling for regime change. This dude has lost it. His whole campaign was about focusing on domestic issue. What happened? The Epstein tapes?

>>508496822
doubt there was even any missiles launched

>>508498853
>going to be using shovels soon
it's true. their ammo depots are empty. putin has stage 4 cancer, and his young wife left him. they will be using shovels soon. russia is finished.

>do they not even rewrite the shill responses anymore? god damn ya'll are lazy.

those bullies....ow stop kicking meeee'ah

>>508498905
honestly. the war is just beginning. don't listen to the shills. they get paid with your tax money to lie to you, and they will surely burn in hell with the jews.

>>508497305
Falling debris?

>>508495964 (OP)
this whole thing has been strange and surreal.

>>508495964 (OP)

is it possible to be a more cucked country than Iran?

how fucking embarrassing. just delete yourselves.

>>508498905
>>508499321

>>508495964 (OP)
This is literally the WWE right now wtf is going on

>>508497332
LMAO government is in power, kike. You LOST.

A factory job just showed up im saved

>>508495964 (OP)

he is lying

just like the 2 weeks peace plan and negotiations

America will have troops on ground soon

Trump is a pathetic cuck

>>508495964 (OP)
This is very cucked it just shows the world that they can launch missiles at our bases and nothing will be done about it

ok, this is actually funny. "zion" donaldberg trumpstein has dementia.
say what you will about puddin' pants. he was friends with a kkk grand wizard and one of the staunchest advocates against desegregation. he also didn't tweet each time he had a dementia-laden mood swing.
>https://www.c-span.org/clip/public-affairs-event/user-clip-biden-eulogy-of-strom-thurmond/4678933
>https://www.c-span.org/clip/public-affairs-event/user-clip-biden-eulogy-of-robert-byrd/4912617

>>508496504
>caring what women think

You're on /pol/. You won't get any traction with this shit. And I say that as someone who doesn't trust Trump at all.

Trump is a pathetic cuck to isreal

>>508495964 (OP)
So Iran retaliated and Trump shrugs it off because they didn't amount to much due to missile defense systems? I'm not military so I'm trying to understand properly.

>>508497332
You got blown up, we have the kino videos, you're shit. TKD

>>508495964 (OP)
I hope they stop now

>>508499282
who tf is debris

>>508498388
>Iran has only 30% of missilers left
Russia can't help because they ran out of their ammunition in 2023 doofus

>>508497332
40yrs of kike subversion and now you're getting gassed shlomo

>>508499923
>they didn't amount to much due to missile defense systems
They only sent 6 missiles and told the Americans where they were going and when they were being fired. It was just a media stunt so they could say they retaliated without giving America further reason to invade.

>>508499493
>>508500041
>>508500207
Refined, prime cope right there. delicious

>>508499923
Iran did a face saving attack that trump was prepared for and expected in response to our target attack on their nuclear facilities. They did this to save face. By using such a token attack they broadcasted to trump that they understand trump was not escalating the conflict and that they were not going to escalate it either.

>>508496819
Israel could 100% drag the US back into war if it wanted to but it would cost them even more political capital that I don't think they are willing to spend right now. And not only political capital with Trump and the US at large, but political capital within Israel.
/pol/ has to understand that the US strikes of Iranian nuclear facilities were designed to force Israel to deescalate. Bibi wants regime change in Iran. So do all the Zionists around Trump. But they bang on about Iranian nuclear capabilities because they have decided that this will be their excuse. Trump attacked their nuclear facilities so that they can no longer say that Iran is just two week away from getting a nuke or whatever bullshit they love to spew.
Yes it was a cucked move by Trump who should have just let Israel and Iran fight it out. But it was obviously his attempt to deescalate the situation and force Israel's hand.
The only dangerous part of his plan was the Iranian response. If Iran went all out on the US in retaliation then Trump's hand would be forced into massive escalation. But we all saw last year in the Iranian response to Israeli attacks that Iran was willing to exercise restraint with the aim to continue peace negotiations, and it seems that this is what they have done again.

>>508500451
Especially the videos of you subhuman running like rats to escape death ahahhahsjjsjshshhs. Suck them ballz, tkd.

>>508497332
BOOM BOOM BOOM
BOOM BOOM Tel Aviv
This is what you get
for all your evil deeds

>>508497202
that was my favorite part too.

>>508500631
>>508500758
Oh no how will we ever recover...
you had 40 years to prepare and the best you can do is gloat that you got some Israelis in to bomb shelters...absolutely pathetic

>>508501093
>Oh no how will we ever recover...
by getting gibs from your loyal golem

>>508501093
Tick tock where will you rats flee to next? Where is safe for you? Tick tock

>>508500586
>Israel could 100% drag the US back into war if it wanted to but it would cost them even more political capital that I don't think they are willing to spend right now.
I agree and I still see no reason why they wouldn't. Netanyahu took a massive risk with this and is probably going to get ousted as soon as it's over. We're in false flag territory now, because if the conflict de escalates then Israel took a huge gamble, lost a shit load of support and missiles, and gained nothing.

>>508501326
>flee
Everybodys gangsta until the sky starts talking hebrew.
Hope you like those new Elbit guns we sold the Danish army my little inbred brown friend
>>508501209
as usual, they arent sending their best

>>508501590
>until the sky starts talking hebrew
I would rather die to preserve mankind than have you hermits destroy and subvert everything God created. Post your cursed face schlomo, nobody in your inbred nigger sand castle is remotely white. Nowhere is safe for you and your jew victim card no longer works... Maybe you can flee to your tunnels?

>>508501363
Yes false flag is the biggest risk.
Israel can't afford to escalate by striking Iran directly, but if they pull off a false flag terror attack on US soil it is game over.
There is definitely more risk of this right now then anytime since /pol/ was created in 2012. US anons should be careful.
But the true liklihood of this is impossible to know. Israel had the blessing of the US gov't and intel community in 2001 to pull of 9/11, not to mention years of planning. Of course they would not have to do something to the same scale as 9/11 this time round, but the neocons are not as powerful within the US now as they were back then, and so pulling off a false flag may be deemed too risky. At least that is what I hope is this case.

>>508502126
>>508502126
>I would rather die to preserve mankind
Dont worry, you aint preserving anything shitposting from your moms basement covered in Doritos crumbs. and no one is running from your obese out of breath ass.
hope you enjoyed the show, you have 40 more years of angry posting to go.

>>508495964 (OP)
>TRUMP RESPONDS: IRAN HAD A VERY WEAK RESPONSE
What lil Ahmad gonna do, haha fucking cucks. Just a matter of time before their women will be taking this BWC in all their filthy holes.

>>508502507
You must not realize how much damage your tribe has done to your own reputation. Even the average talmudvision watching boomer wants you gone for killing babies and laughing about it. Harvesting organs.. epstein... the list is long now.

We're all just waiting for green light to hunt your asses down and send you back to satan so the world can heal. My advise would be to find Jesus... Tick tock tick tock

>>508496504
That he’s an idiot with zero common sense, as he demonstrates daily with his constant all caps posting histrionics and constant flip flopping.

>>508503009
>We're all just waiting for green light to hunt your asses
Cool, see you around then. one you get here ofcourse without being out of breath

>>508503375
Your civilisations doesn't last more than 100 years before your tribe starts to jew each other, so were right about that time. Soon you'll flee from the chaos you yourself created and I and others from around the world will be ready to greet you when you arrive. By then I hope you've repentet your sins and found Jesus. You think you can blend in but you won't, you own ego, arrogance, hatred for the host country and your cursed face will give you away in a heartbeat.

>>508496948
Good observation anon. What is the punishment for kayfabe again?

>>508497217
DAS TRUMPEN HUMPEN IS EINKOMBEND

>>508497332
Kikes mad

>>508497332
The supreme leader always said:
"If they do any mistake, Iran will turn Haifa and Tel Aviv into dust"
well... they did that they said ;)

>>508495964 (OP)
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAH

>>508497332
Y'all Israelites got trumped.

But did YOU get sweeeeeeeeet hooker ass?

THIS is the REAL question rn, given that war-peace questions are universally in the hands of certified imbeciles here.

Sun Tzu wept.

>>508504560
Iran is winning! He said crying into his pillow.

>>508497575
This is quick thinking and I like it.

>>508495964 (OP)
Holy shit imagine an average chud from 4chan trying to stump the trump they would just get absolutely berated lmao

>>508497332
You do the same with palestinian flags, let's nuke you first

>>508498388
>iran has only 30% of missilers left
In absolute terms, certainly more than 500, and possibly as many as 3.000.

You willing to bet on them all missing or getting intercepted?

Meanwhile, what are Israeli air defence missile stocks at?

>>508495964 (OP)
If Iran gave a heads up there’s no reason to be bragging.

>>508499055
TURDBLOSSOM REPORTING IN

>>508495964 (OP)
Why is this boomer signing his spastic tweets

>>508495964 (OP)
Trump won.
He stopped the WWE in time and saved the world

This is such a fucking joke!!!!!!!!

NOT SO FAST DONNIE BOY

>got some entertaining bombs
>got to yell at jews on X
>ultimately nothing ever happens
I apologize to president trump though

>>508495964 (OP)
Everything Trump said in that truth social tweet was the best possible outcome for Iran as far as diplomacy goes and the ramifications of the PR presented by that exact statement. He humanized and thanked them for giving them an early warning AND called for Israel to fall back in the same sentence he tells Iran to do so, basically equating them both in their value and importance lol.

If we could just stop their missiles why didnt iran do the same to our missiles???
Is one of these countries more advanced than the other?????

>>508505830
idk if he should've shat on how cucked the missiles were but then again, what do I know at this point?

>>508495964 (OP)
once again, the only one who wins is the MIC lmao

>Early notice
>No lives lost
>Nobody injured

I don't understand. This makes no fucking sense.
Did Iran just say "okay everybody's gone you can hit the facilities now"????

>>508505117
LMAOOO commander bone spurs would just seethe like he did yesterday when that chud Massie roasted the TACO. All talk just like all you magats. Chuds win yet again.

>>508495964 (OP)

>OOH BUT THE STRAIGHT OF WHORE MOOSE
>MUH CHINA OIL

>>508496822

He said they let one land since it wasn't going to hit anything significant. Missile defense doesn't hit every single missile if they determine the trajectory is nothing important. You don't shoot down duds you just let them do nothing.

>>508497305

Read it again, anon. Read carefully where it says one was "let free"

>>508495964 (OP)
Wait...this doesn't sound like he wants to go to war. This doesn't sound like war talk at all!

>>508507117
he said there was hardly any damage done. not no damage done
if a missile hits an empty patch of ground away from anything of significance would you categorize that as hardly and damage, or no damage
obviously the base sustained some level of damage

>>508501093
>"I've never seen such destruction; it feels like I am standing in Gaza."

t. Raz Kinstlich, Mayor of Rishon LeZion

Get rekt bitch. You got to taste your own medcine.
Battered, embarassed, humbled

>>508495964 (OP)
His posts remind me of a high school newsletter

Why's Trump announcing this and not Netanyahu / Khamenei?