Thread 508582331

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see picrelaed you thick cunts from the last thread

>spain belgium and slovakia cba to spend more on gats
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4gd98qry6jo

>rent's too high? strangle rex
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce9xjmz70m5o

>muh educayshun
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/clygj739dmvo

>>508582240
other reasonable suggestion

Saw a female-to-male tranny in the wild the other day. Weird.

>>508582471
what's their usual habitat?

Blocko needs to see a shrink to sort his head out. Maybe a psychiatrist too.

>>508582504
uni campuses
>>508582331 (OP)
we should speak in old english again

>>508582504
Brighton usually, but this one was at the pool near us.

Imagine if the British prime minister went on long unhinged twitter rants in all-caps.

>>508582668
churchill proposed "anglish" as a return to our linguistic origins

>>508582711
>trannies should have their own separate pools at leisure centres like kids get their own too

>>508582797
I propose we return to Churchillian-English
https://youtu.be/GP-vIk2_TPk

>>508582738
nobody would read them tbf

want to try beans on toast. or a full english. sick of judeo-american cuisine here. any good lads?

>>508582613
i do though i've come a long way mate

Are you more of a Paul Merton bloke or an Ian Hislop bloke?

>>508583094
More of an Angus Deayton bloke myself (cokefiend)

>>508582976
Smoked back bacon (not american streaky shite), decent pork sausages, black pudding, 2 fried eggs, tinned plum tomatoes (superior to fresh tomatoes i don't care what anyone says), beans, brown sauce, hash browns, mushrooms (optional). Buttered toast.
Cup of tea if pre-midday. Cold beer if post-midday.

>>508583094
paul merton meself
at least he doesn't have to feign intelligence

>>508583186
giz a bit

>>508583186
mushrooms sounds good. how do you cook those?

>>508582613
>Blocko needs to see a shrink to sort his head out
A carpenter surely?

>>508583308
bit of oregano, pepper, garlic (optional if you're feeling a bit fruity that day) warsheshtersheer sauce all fried until the water has evaporated

that's how i like em at least

>>508583364
kek

threadsplitting is a florid manifestation of the collective schizophrenia of britpol

Blocko is a jnog larp if you hadn't figured it out

>>508583489
oh fuck that does sound good. think I may have had it before. has it got a creamy texture?

>>508584472
nah it's not saucy it's just mushroomy so more slimy like

>>508584573
Jnonce larpwank

>>508584573
good like that. ever had them in stew? with beef especially

>>508585749
yep a classic
steak and mushroom pies too
corr making me hungry lad

starting to like james o brien
he seems like he's doing an impression of parodies of him

https://x.com/LBC/status/1937485528300974488

>>508582504
>what's their usual habitat?

>>508585854
mushroom pie sounds good. hows lamb and sheep by the way? always hear the worst things about english food but dont believe most of it.

>>508587546
it's trash if you're not willing to shell out proper money
there are places that serve god tier english food but they'll charge you £60 for a steak because they're thieving cunts

if you can't afford that it's shitty microwave meals for most as the ability to cook has almost entirely disappeared among the english

>>508583206
Paul merton has never said one funny thing in his entire life. He is the anti-comic

>>508588866
never said he did but at least he doesn't make out he's this intellectual

>>508588567
>if you can't afford that it's shitty microwave meals for most as the ability to cook has almost entirely disappeared among the english

no different here. its like jews want you to see a big M and immediately lose the ability to survive. Or is it an economy thing?
>not posting the in-store prices

>>508582738
>magine if the British prime minister went on long unhinged twitter rants in all-caps.

The consequences of wearing an expensive clock in London, Earls Court

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750779221412241.mp4

Just ordered a Chinese wanking stool, rectal dowels, and a set of wang balls from Alibaba

We are all Heinz beans with Richmond sausages.
#hb

>>508583164
Dayton did nothing wrong and should have held the line against the faggots of Merton and Hislop

>>508583094
Is it a dolphin in a bath tub?

sick of delivery bames lads

Imagine teaming up with the real rafe to hunt down and kill josh and then Mariana comes in and declares her undying love for me

>>508582738
to the cameras: they don't know what the fuck they're doing. I'm not happy with israel

in private: go bibi fuck em up son, let us know when you need our boys to die for you

>>508593585
cool it with the antisemitism

>>508593585
based supporter of the oppressed

>>508593568
>in private: go bibi fuck em up son

based

>>508593653
don't really like either of em desu

Got a bloke at work who has a speaker and on his Spotify play list he blasts Coldplay, James blunt, and shit like "pleeeaaasee stray, I want you I need you oh god!"
Real faggy emasculated winging shit.
Today I felt on the edge of psychotic rage. I'll probably just mention to the manager I'm really getting pissed off and ask him to turn it right down.
Alternatively I could confront him myself, but it could get ugly. What would I even say?
Thoughts?

>>508582331 (OP)
why are published books trusted as sources on wikipedia never made sense to me

>>508593970
Crank it up to 11, blow out your eardrums and get on PIP and disability, blame the employer for being a deaf spacker.

>>508593025
Reminds me of that video when muslims were rampaging and bomb threats were everywhere
Some bloke says "It's fucking Muslims!"
and some feeble whiney voiced faggot also hiding says "it's not muslims for gods sake" and then the police tell everyone to stay down.

JUST GRAB THE NIGGER BY THE NECK AND SQUEEZE FOR ENGLAND, BITE HIS FUCK NOSE OFF, IF YOU GET A HAND FREE HOOK A FINGER BEHIND HIS FUCKING EYE, GRAB AND PULL THAT CUNT OUT,.

FIGHT YOU SOFT BASTARD FIIIIIGHT!

>>508593970
Tell him you identify as a woman and that his music is misogynistic hateful shite.

>>508593970
Tell him his majority white playlists don't match the sentiments or ethic make-up of modern britain. He needs more drill rap and desi music on his playlist.

>>508584301
Josh is also dench, sosban, ofsm, dago, eddie, cauldron, rabbit, Sussex, pube, pooman, Ginge, Nakamotononce, Apatchie, Skynewsnonce, Nino and countless others

We’ve exposed that pedo

>>508594130
It's just like the aftermath of the Lee Rigby thing or the Manchester Arena bombing. The masses immediately went all IT'S NOT ALL MUSLIMS and DON'T LOOK BACK IN ANGER at first and then eventually sided with the raghead sand rats.

>>508593970
>wat do?
F I L T E R E D

Just had a wank, you wouldn't have known if I didn't tell you. You're welcome.

>refusing to get a job and causing trouble around town
Yeah, I guess you could say I'm getting into the spirit of Windrush

>>508594316
Muslims where the real victims.

>>508594316
>The masses
Was it actually the masses, or was that just how it was represented to you by a small clique attempting to manufacture consensus?

polak seething i'm ignoring his bait and has reported to me jannies ffs
PATHETIC

>>508593312

got a maths problem i need help with,

if i buy two lottery tickets my chanes of winning are doubled, 1 in 100,000 becomes 1 in 50,000

so lets say there is a key lock combination i need to guess and its 6 digits long, if i try twice the odds go from
1 in 100,000 to 1 in 50,000,
if i try again its 1 in 25,000
1 in 12,500
1 in 6,250
1 in 3,125
etc
by 100 guesses i'm prertty likley to guess the combination?

>HAPPENING

Zarah Sultana MP
@zarahsultana
6h
We are all Palestine Action.

https://xcancel.com/zarahsultana/status/1937452463122186436#m

https://xcancel.com/PMarlowe1939/status/1937498658011824580#m
>Thinking about this. This is in zone 1. If a boat gentleman grafts he’ll earn £75 a day, and as he isn’t supposed to work he can’t pay tax.
>So maybe £21k take home?
>Assuming they get bed and board covered at the Thistle, how much would you need to earn to legally have a zone 1 life with £1,800 of spending money?
>According to Rightmove, a studio flat in Barbican costs £1,800 - £2,500.
>So if we take lower end of that plus bills and some average food, £2,500 to exist. Plus £1,800 fun money.
>To take home £4,300 with a student loan you need to earn £82k. Or just get off a boat.
Ah, sweet

>>508594130
that was after ariana grande with everyone worried about more bombs going off lol

>>508594482
Try it yourself, see what happens

keep getting cold calls from unknown numbers, they're either a chinese person on the other end that doesn't speak english or a robot voice that wants to talk to me about 'work'.. bit weird

>>508594482
No, if you try a lottery again, the odds go from 1 in 50,000 to 1 in 50,001; but for lock combos, you can subtract to 1 in 49,999 if there were 50,000 combinations originally.

>>508594417
forgot image

>>508594482
I just chat gpt your question but couldn't be arsed to paste the answer cause ultimately why does this matter

>>508594502
It's funny that now everyone is getting their knickers in a twist over MPs supporting proscribed groups and terrorists when every forgets about the Sinn Fein MPs. Same with Corbyn's big crimes being his supporting for Hezbollah and Hamas, and not his support for the IRA. We only care about tackling terrorism when its roots aren't domestic

>>508582331 (OP)
They're starting project bluebeam, whatever you do, do not board the ships, frens.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uY_xgaPRYxA

>>508594665
yeh i get weird whatsapp messages offering "freelance work from home opportunities"
it's obviously a scam but i have no idea how they get my number

>>508594681
I've never really thought about this but who runs womens prisons? I know most male prisons are run by pakis now but are female prisons full of violent muslim women or something?

>>508594807
didn't you post your number here

>>508594482
ah the typical hobo scratchcard trap
you see wankers with holes in their shoes with stacks of em
you have to be braindead to play the lottery

>>508594807
>it's obviously a scam but i have no idea how they get my number
You know when companies promise to keep your data super duper safe?

>>508594632
Thanks for correcting me, I'd lost track.
>>508594316
what >>508594416
said
The government has packages of media and printed placard in storage for almost every eventuality to turn it into a pro immigration spin, fucking cunts.

i have become bame, destroyer of worlds

gf quit her job i have 1 month to get a job or it's ogre

Am an immigrant lads

https://xcancel.com/novaramedia/status/1937192984988004483#m
>Palestine Action spokesperson Max Geller argues that they're not a terrorist group and that no domestic protest movement has been proscribed before.
A seppo, try something like that on an American military base and you'd either be dead or in Gitmo. And factually I think he's wrong

>>508594847
what are you talking about? gender is obviously a "social construct" and irrelevant

>>508594874
nah

this has been happening for years
probably network provider data leaks

>>508594951
Very nice
>34kB
Very efficient 9/10

>>508594956
So are we all, you're not special

>>508594955
Sign on

https://x.com/TheBernician/status/1937057098413809903

A determined Scot discovers that 2/3's of the vehicles on the ferry from Calais to the UK were hired EU vans and the majority of the passengers were clearly not from these shores.

Are the dingeys a sideshow to obscure just how organised this invasion is?

>>508594920
this is the most likely explanation

>>508594956
thx for rStonehenge

>>508594982
Blocko run us through a typical week at rehab
What was the first week like
What restrictions
etc

>>508594951
king of the biglads

>>508594676
>No, if you try a lottery again, the odds go from 1 in 50,000 to 1 in 50,001
The odds in a lottery aren't based on the number of players/tickets, it's the odds on a specific combo of numbers being drawn. If you have a 6-number lottery, and you get 1 line, there's a 1/45,057,474 chance of your numbers being drawn. If you get a second ticket, that's a second combo of numbers, meaning there's now a 2/45,057,474 chance of one of your combos of numbers coming up

>>508594847
Shebears, big hairy tattooed lesbians?

>>508594958
https://xcancel.com/novaramedia/status/1937436941571572043#m
>"If Palestine Action is proscribed, I could be arrested and charged with terror offences for saying I think what they did was morally justified... No journalists seem to be calling that part out".
>Ash Sarkar breaks down the government's threats to freedom of expression — and slams the mainstream media’s refusal to cover it.
Based

>>508594482
That is not how odds work. It should be pretty obvious that by those calculations, 100 guesses of a 1 in 100,000 chance would become nailed on near certainty.

(1 - (chances of not getting it)^(number of attempts)) * 100 for a rough figure (but incredibly accurate for 1 in 100,000) can't be bothered to remember the precise formula.

>>508594958
>no domestic protest movement has been proscribed before
What about National Action?

>>508595063
>dingeys
Dinghy
Boatwogs aren't the only problem. Lots and lots overstay their visa and just "disappear". Another big chunk is coming to study and then bringing over 10 dependants.

>>508595061
won't even cover my bills

>>508595263
They were icky so they don't count

>>508595264
Students yes.
Why does a student need 20 family pakis and his granny here to study in our country.

>>508595217
>>Ash Sarkar breaks down the government's threats to freedom of expression — and slams the mainstream media’s refusal to cover it.
Ah NOW freedom of expression is important to them.

>>508595380
Because they get gibs, accomodation and don't have to live in a third world country anymore.
That last bit is obviously changing rapidly.

>>508595264
My uni was full of forrens when I did my master's. That was a few years ago too, so it's probably gotten worse since then.

>>508595403
It's funny, her great aunt was a terrorist so she'll just be following in the family tradition. It's ridiculous her family was allowed to come over

>>508595153
yeah. I knew there was a reason I don't play lottery. I'm going all in on NOTHING.

>>508595130
mate i do fuck all
get psycho therapy 3 times a week, a weekly massage, walks on the beach and have just come off the benzos to help with withdrawals
the meditation and reiki woman said she didn't think she could work with me and was like "i'm afraid i don't think i'm the right practitioner for you" - i thought it was kooky when she started talking aboit astrology and numerology so idc

they do yoga sessions and acupuncture and hypnotherapy but i opted out because i'm not a retard

i just chill out basically

12k for pretty much nothing at the end of the day but if it means my family accepts me back it'll be worth it

healthcare is a racket here

in scotland they're offering 4 ketamine assisted therapy sessions for 6k

mate you could get that much k on the streets for like 150 quid and it's probably just as pure

>>508594738
calm down lad its just a tweet

>>508595543
We get a lot of chinks here because University of Nottingham literally has a fucking campus in Ningbo, China. They're chinkiest chinks you could think of. They always go food shopping in groups of 8+ and just fucking stand in isles blocking them looking at fucking butter. Hate them.

>>508595619
Sorry, I'll try not to make points in future

>>508595558
Freedom fighters init

>>508595619
try using that line on a judge when you explain to her what you wanted to do with all the unexplained migrants. be lucky if you get out of the court room without a life sentence.

>>508595593
What was your drug and alcohol consumption like before it

>>508595619
>calm down lad its just a tweet
10 years dungeon

>>508594502
>>508594738
She's got her copper knickers in a twist
https://xcancel.com/christiancalgie/status/1462901424082276353

>estate agent isn't answering my call
>no emails since my offer was "accepted"
>property is still listed

How long before I say fuck this shit and restart house hunting?

>>508595870
weekly intake:
3-4L gin
10-12g Ketamine
8g psylocybin
17g weed

gave up on eccies as back then i was on ssris and mdma had literally zero effect apart from making it difficult to piss

(i quit crack and heroin years ago)

I'm just going to mention it to the manager (about the Coldplay nonce)

>>508596101
>estate agent
human filth
opportunistic middlemen

>>508596008
>"I didn't do classics like the Prime Minister"
>Bloody hell. How dim

>>508596112
california sober you probably would have been reet if not for the gin

>>508594738
>ireland
>domestic

>>508595508
Isn't it.

>>508596101
Go into their office irl?

>>508596008
>cant pronounce Copernicus
Fucking state
The competency crisis will be something to behold once it really starts to bite.
I give it 10-15 years.

>>508596101
>(((estate agents)))
You've been done

>>508596272
nah mate the k was getting proper excessive

california sober is just weed anyway and smoking iver an ounce a week was taking its toll

>>508596363
You don't even know what the word means little lad

>>508596350
>sorrryyyy you can't just come in you have to make an appointment using our online portal thanks bye

>>508596294
Yes, Northern Ireland is still part of our country

>>508596350
This is at the early stage when shit is easy, if I'm chasing this much at this stage, it's not boding well. If I get out now it hasn't cost me anything.

>>508596363
This is probably why they are hedging on a.i. running everything.

>>508596008
>cope nigger nigger reddit cope

>>508596101
Strange. Those mongs are normally non stop hounding people

>>508596363
>classics
nigga copernicus was a medieval astronomer not some ancient roman senator
what a stupid bint

>>508596470
You'd be surprised how much you can rattle people into action by going and harassing them irl and demanding to speak to someone important and even wander into their offices

>>508596453
I even know how to say heliocentrism like a big lad.

>>508596363
I'm looking forward to the uni system collapsing. They're already really lenient with AI generated shite in coursework and even dissertations these days.

>>508596363
icumen

>>508596440
classic case of gin lane
i will safely remain on beer street

>>508596638
i remember being a kid and thinking i was big brained for knowing that the word helium comes from the greek word for the sun

>>508596582
kek remember they called Cameron sexist for saying that to a woman?

>>508596112
wolf of Wall Street type shit
your psyche has gotta be ffffucked but it can recover over time

what’s the post-rehab plan to pick up new activity/hobbies to avoid relapsing?

>>508596602
Yeah hard doubt. As soon as you leave they'll have a giggle about you throwing a fit and go on about their pointless office jobs.

>>508596754
it's "gin" alley lad
and yeah you're right
enjoy the belly bloat though

i couldn't get drunk on beer fast enough. i literally could not consume enough for it to have a noticeable effect

>>508596815
That's fine if you get what you want

>>508596742
What is this from?

>>508596803
gym and swimming i think.

>>508596679
>I'm looking forward to the uni system collapsing
And the fuckload of student properties with it.
They're building a 7 floor student block in our town while at the same time the Uni is going through redundancies because they're all going fucking bankrupt.

>>508596907
that's a problem also caused by gin

>>508596952
Some twitter poster relaying their anon friend in the CS

>>508597088
tolerance is a cunt
no wonder heroin fiends overdose as they keep needing more and more to get the effect

>damaged power cable on my street
>they can't find where it is
>3 houses either side of me now have their driveways dug up

Jesus christ. I still don't think they've found it either so I've another day of digging to look forward to.

>>508582331 (OP)
Britbros...

>>508597049
>7 floor student block in our town while
Will be filled with half of Africa in a week of being finished

i'd cop-her knickers

What the fuck is it about a supposed british political forum that attracts nothing but an endless chain of mentally broken and substance abusing retards and sexual deviants that are compelled to blogpost their spiralling pointless lives and desperately beg for attention from strangers?

>>508597207
this is one of the troubles with addiction
when people relapse they go back to what they were taking before and it one shots them

>>508597239
Life in Britain is so depressing no wonder people want to take downer drugs.

>>508597049
I know one uni that's looking down the financial gun barrel. Will have to sack around 30% of staff and sell assets and property. It's a small uni (with a large jeet/chink sutdentbody, but which didn't expand during the Bojowave) where for some reason many students don't live in dorms due to the expense and instead houseshare in the local town. So the genius plan that's being hatched by the VC is not to lower dorm prices but instead to use the dorms to house dinghynigs. I wish I was joking.

>>508597239
>british politics general
>ignoring that the country is basically drug racket and spiralling pointlessly into oblivion
you've answered your own question

Zarah Sultana coping finna call her coper nickus

>>508597412
>but instead to use the dorms to house dinghynigs.
Ghoulish

>>508597341
yeh especially stimulants and opiates

>>508597212
>>they can't find where it is
It's been nicked lad

>>508597239
>mentally broken and substance abusing retards and sexual deviants
Um, that's mainstream British politics as well

>>508597412
Dundee is fffffucked

>>508597341
happened to amy winehouse

>>508597212
>>508597551
Zarah sultana talked about this, it's the copper nickers

>>508597497
Although the female studentbody is very low I still tried to explain that having dinghynigs nearby and in some cases directly on campus would not be a fucking good idea but naturally that just gets blipped over. Fortunately I don't work for them so it's not a problem I will have to deal with.

>>508597225
No doubt.
>>508597412
Yep I've seen it here too. A college closed it's doors about 20 years ago, only a couple of years after a massive multi million pound refurb. It stood unused for several years until they repurposed it as accomodation. Only blacks come & go from that building.
Nottingham has countless huge student blocks but the ones with money don't live in them anyway so it doesn't really free up local housing at all. Fucking state of it all.

>>508597239
They should just go do a podcast desu
I do wonder if other boards get this. Is there a general on /mu/ where they go on about their din dins? Is there a regular /o/ poster who never talks about cars yet is still in every thread?

>>508597913
people aren't alienated as a result of their music tastes or car

>>508597785
So is zarah sultana the legit one and zarah bukake the parody

I'll probably forget next time I see one of their names desu

>>508597239
kys thread police spacker cunt

>Sir Keir Starmer has vowed to "press ahead" with the government's planned welfare changes, despite a growing rebellion from Labour backbench MPs.
NEETbros?

>>508597551
stealing copper for smack is big business

>>508598274
mooslim vote GONE
oldiewonk vote GONE
benniespacker vote GONE

>STOP
>don't touch me there
>this is
>my no no square
*beep beep beep boop*
*beep beep beep boop*

>>508597913
i used to post on /bleep/ on/mu/ back in the day and it was full of the same shit

>tfw you will never be oneman
>andy scott tb.h senpai

it's why they have an auto filter for people who write "tb.h"
started on that general

>>508598447
just wait until rRache starts the big income tax and pension raids.

>>508598517
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDKUKqeLIVU

>>508598517
They get let back out on the street in 5 minutes even when they rape kids.

>>508595123
Welcome mate

>>508598585
>both posts nothing but demoralisation crap
josh filtered

/outer/ obsessed with us as per usual

>>508598614
Didn't some trannys sue him for $2bn or somth

>>508598656
Yes

>>508598718
Yes

>>508597239
Because brit/pol isn't just a "political forum".
It is a bastion of free speech. One of the few platforms on the internet where one can speak their mind freely and "offload" into the ether anonymously.
Weird and dysfunctional.. no problem. You can spout your schizo shit here with no consequences.

This, coupled with 4 chans unique text and image based posting system, makes brit/pol a seductive place for the depraved and mind broken. As well as for the witty and well read autistic types.

>>508597239
you just described british people tho

>>508598529
oh and f.am gets autocorrected to senpai
that was /bleep/'s fault too

>>508598783
You just described me

>>508598874
Absolute fuckong newfag

Been wearing the same shirt and shorts combo since Sunday
>change your shirt and shorts
no

>>508598783
yeh pretty much this
i gave up on anonymity as my life was ruined anyway so actually welcome the prospect of actually getting arrested so i can show them what psychotic rage actually looks like

>>508598992
oh do enlighten me then

>>508599008
decision fatigue avoided

>>508597239
A lot of anger directed at this post, he's speaking facts and triggering junky scum

>>508599113
Off yourself

What are your plans once mass deportations come into effect? Personally, I'm going to open the first English owned curry house.

>>508599159
i need my mind absolutely streamlined to figure out whats going on with that new frank green and a sneaky link business
there's no time for these day to day quibbles

>>508599164
BAP and his consequences on right-wing meme culture yada yada.

>>508599220
im being deported to benidorm for being 1/16th spanish

>>508582331 (OP)
>>508594150
for anyone wanting to have a holiday in spain this year and wanting to cause locals to throw a fit:
go to Barcelona, but rent a camper van from a cheap place in a town outside catalonia. fill it up with food from a supermarket, then drive in and generally shit up the place, act like arseholes, make sure you take plenty of cheap supermarket beer with you so you don't jave to pay any overpriced shite there, and only go to free stuff, like the beaches, streets and general monuments that don't cost a penny.
that way you avoid those kike's 12€ a night "tourist tax", the extortionate accommodation fees, and you give nothing to the whining ungrateful two faced shits while making them whine even more by simply being there.
have a supersoaker 500,000 with electric pump and dual barrels with a 4 pint reservoir mixed with your own piss and sewer water to return fire if any of the local government sponsored communist heebs and nigger worshippers try to spray you with their faggy water pistols.
the rest of Spain are alright, but that place deserves to be anally raped into eternal seething

>>508599377
Note - keep in mind the place is crawling with 30,000 pickpockets and most of the rest of the locals are opportunist thieves by nature. don't carry all your valuables, no phones in back pockets, no phones left on tables, backpack worn on front in crowded areas like the metro/tourist spots.
don't go in paki shops, which are almost all small supermarkets in the town, as they'll make up the prices based on your face and clothes, and don't go in chink bars, which are all the bars in the town.
iyou might hear the word "guiri" directed at you, it means north European foreigner nowadays, although the ones using it don't know what it really means which more or less describes themselves.
in which case, you can't reply "VIVA LOS BOURBONES, VIVA ESPAÑA" which says long live the royal family that invaded them and turned their shitty city into powder that they're still seething about.
just remember bourbons biscuits, and if you carry a packet round with you, you can offer one to any particularly irate idiot.

Properly Yusufian, you can feel his fingerprints all over it

>>508599205
you can't actually verify this but in about 2013 /bleep/ was constantly posting "t.bh f.am" and by 2015 it had spread all over the board, then the site. moot got seethey and basically autofilterd those words

>i'm the REAL ben ufo
etc etc

>>508599220
Buy up all of the land in the halal meat supply chain and turn the premises into square sausage factories.

>>508593433
>Richmond sausages
Disgusting.

>>508599377
>>508599420
You couldn't pay me to go near Spain or any other EU country after those anti-tourist protests. I'm going to give them exactly what they want. I'll just go to South America or SEA if I want some sun in the future.

https://xcancel.com/goddersbloom/status/1937448719361675677#m
>Zionist money & mythology are everywhere
>The control EVERYTHING IN THE WEST
Based

>>508599432
>lowest paid workers
Like uberjeets driivers?

>>508599646
"..."
What's the point of raising money if you're just going to hand it out with no cause to mongs? Literally the worst elements of populism, basically vote buying

An incredibly sexy woman I know who owns horses and is incredibly into ancient history has jsut turned 27. I am a couple years younger than her, haven't spoken to her in years, but I heard through a mate who knows her quite well that she fancied me back when we met those couple times. Should I shoot my shot now she's at the age where she's ready to settle down or will it seem weird that I've randomly hit her up after so long despite having never spoken to each other since?

>>508599794
Should've called it the paki card instead

>>508599377
>>508599420
drink bleach you fuck

you're basically the pastey skinned equivalent of a boatwog

>conveniently forgets to mention palma, valencia, alicante, malaga

they hate shitty chavscum british tourists just as much as people from barcelon but don't get as much of it so don't get the level extreme dystopian effects of mass tourism as barcelona

even people in tenerife are sick of it. how did you manage to piss off the canary islanders? they don't give a fuck about anything and just want to eat potatoes

>>508598656
paki gang near manchester raped severe dozen children, were processed for a change, sentenced to 8 years pointlessly because they were let out in 4, and once out continued to harass, send death threats to the girls they gang raped, kidnapped and prostitutes, living in the same area, police don't do anything about it.

>>508599794
to be fair they have like 10 kids

>>508599795
Say you're already going somewhere and invite her along
>I'm going to this pub on Monday at 6pm do you wanna come?

>>508599566
look like the king's fingers

Why would you run your mouth off when your father is literally in the bombing target??? Iranian secret police are well within their rights to disappear him into a one way cellar

>>508596008
coper nigger reddit nigger reddit nigger cope https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1746133445341634.webm

>>508599910
Still doing the spain larp?

>>508600005
Remember, I haven't spoken to her since 2021 and only met her a handful of times. Seems a bit awkward, but maybe I can ask my mate to get in contact with her.

>>508600114
you're right, shock and awe, flashbang then the the date invite when she's stunned

>A cat died it was hit by a massive train, what do you reckon?

>>508600037
if you are against mass migration but support mass "tourism" you're a hypocrite

>>508600024
anything for superchats

>>508599910
hello spic abroad, get the fuck out of England you hypocritical parasite.
the current leader in spain has been pushing the idea that tourists are the cause of all problems, and funding little "groups" to post banners and stir things up. he's even changed the laws saying he's fixing the housing shortage. chinks own 30% of the property in barcelona and there's a paki mafia that owns a ton too, including prostitution and drug rings that the police do nothing about.
every Englishman and German should drive into Barcelona with a camper van like I said, take all their own food with them and block every single road, use every free service and not pay a penny.

https://xcancel.com/Conservatives/status/1937199593084555630#m
>Iran wants to annihilate the world’s only Jewish state.
>Israel must be able to protect themselves.
I wonder what the Niggerian diasporas enlistment rate is, I imagine it's very low

>>508600114
thing is if she likes you she's not gonna care if it's awkward and if she doesn't like you there's no magic words so might as well just rip the plaster off

>>508600203
Tourists give money into the economy and fuck off after a while. Granted, I hate tourists and they do affect areas negatively, but it's not the same as having paki rape gangs living nextdoor to the school you send your children to.

>>508582668
>>508582797
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncleftish_Beholding
https://www.ling.upenn.edu/~beatrice/1100/docs/uncleftish-beholding.html

>>508598656
>They get let back out on the street in 5 minutes even when they rape kids

>>508600250
>here have some statistics i pulled completely out of my arse about a topic i know absolutely nothing about

>spic abroad
you know i'm right so you resort to this crap

i'll say it again, if you are against globalism and pro mass-migration you are a deluded and entitled retard

>>508600203
shut up you boring wog
filtered for your milquetoast cringe opinions on every subject

>>508600340
Here's the thing, I dunno if she even remembers me. She was with some guy for ages and might still be, otherwise I'd have moved in sooner. Her social media pages seem male-free so I'm thinking it's maybe my time to strike. She''s a lefty, though.

blockman is obviously josh

>>508600491
you don't forget someone you allegedly fancied

>>508599420
Only retards keep their phones in their back pockets anyway.

>>508582331 (OP)
explain yourslefs naow

>>508591898
he really is the fakest fake person i have ever had the misfortune of knowing about, goddamn gavin newsome whishes he was just as much of a fake plastic person as this mannequin

Hope blocko kills himself

>>508600610
That's what I'm thinking. It's times like this when I wish I had Instagram so I could assess the potential boyfriend situation more affectively. No one uses Facebook anymore.

>>508600365
>give money into the economy
they turn whole apartment blocks into airbnbs for foreigners and locals whose family has lived in el born, barceloneta for centuries are pushed out into non existent suburbs as the city is wedged between the sea and the mountains and simply does not have the space to develop the infrastructure to support the parasitic level of tourism

they expect to speak english everywhere and treat the locals like second class citizens IN THEIR OWN FUCKING CITY

it's a systematic effort to eradicate the catalan identity and it's nothing new

if you cannot spot the parallels between this and london then you're just driven by your own self interest and don't give a shit about europe whatsoever.

you hear the same in greece and croatia and italy. they resent that their towns are being turned into "all inclusives" dor fat german boomersand russian gangsters and british underclass etc

>>508597212
This is what happens when you classify pajeets as humans.

>>508601093
Whats that got to do with anything?

this is you

>>508601209
https://youtu.be/hie_0jxwHi8

>>508601093
>implying indians do jobs that actually require physical effort

it's just managerial incompetence, nothing to do with indians bruce

>>508600465

labour needs the votes, this is why they dont prosecute, and the tories while they dont get the votes they know that intelligence dries up about the next tube bombing or beheading if they arrest upstanding members of the local community.

this was told to me by someone working in police intelligence.

This is where we are. Thanks politicians. Kids raped on an industrial scale, nobody locked up because otherwise we get bombed and beheaded.

>>508599949
>paki gang near manchester raped severe dozen children, were processed for a change, sentenced to 8 years pointlessly because they were let out in 4, and once out continued to harass, send death threats to the girls they gang raped

>>508601209
I hate that fat cunt. He's the most funny person alive to NPCs. His music is also Adele-tier slop. The Capaldi cunt, not Elton. I quite like Elton's music even if he is now going blind due to the syphillis he acquired through all his gay orgies.

>>508596906
based

>>508601209
filtered for getting battered by mogdan

>>508597212
Can't they just buzz it out?

Personally speaking, I wouldn't have sex with Angela Rayner.

>>508601558
cam't stand either of them
every time i hear a capaldi song on the supermarket tannoy i feel like shoving screwdrivers into my eardrums

>>508601665
Dont wanna be suffocated by her massive stressballs whilst she bumps uglies on your crotch with her hairy front bottom?

>>508601321
https://youtu.be/G38oMRe58sIbsqVJ2IvCN7Ys-zR

Have you lads considered the contribution the windrush generation made to Britain? They practically built everything you see around you and advanced science at 4 times the speed than if they weren't here.

>>508601665
Most recognisable legs in politics

Olukemi Olufunto Adegoke Badenoch thinks we just need to try harder at integrating her kind

boring larping spastic cunt

>>508601924
Windrushes out my bum

>>508601924
Probably cause its bullshit

>>508601924
I heard a time travelling windrusher built stonehenge

>>508602005
>just give Abduhl, who thinks it's okay to rape women and commit honour killings, the chance to intergrate. He'll be eating fish n chips and heading down to the local with the lads in no time.

A windrusher invented brit/pol/

>>508601924
The nation needs bus drivers

>>508602103
kek

>>508601850
her giant fake tits? nah

>log onto facebook
>presented with this specimen

just nuke us already

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2072871/brits-prepare-war-iran-donald-trump-russia

Iran warned:

if you help to refuel the Israeli air force the Iranians threaten to attack the nations who helped.

>>508602476
thats latexanon

>>508602476
Are those multiple chins or necks?

>>508602476
isn't the fb algo tailored to what you like viewing?

>>508602097
Forget your grammar?

>>508602476
Looks like Tony Tucker.

>walked in on family watching britain's got talent
>remember last seeing the finalists include a foreign drag queen opera singer
>wonder if she's still in it
>only catch the finalists
>1) white scotsman
>2) african with some random unplaceable accent
>3) hong konger or something magician
I didn't see what the top two did. Are they singers? I swear Britain's Got Talent used to have literal diversity in acts back when it was all white, British, and talked about cities of origin rather than countries of origin... actually I don't remember if it even cared about your origin.
I don't remember when the judges were majority British.

>>508601924
I wish they forced all choices of Lizzie's memorial to feature the Windrush with some ugly addition to her statue.
It seems unfair that she ruled over Windrush and doesn't bear the consequence- I mean show how wonderful she was in accepting them in are post-war Britten and putting them to hard labour rebuilding it.

Hot tip for McDonalds, order like a small fries first, use the reciept to do the survey (just quickly lie through it), it then gives you a code to get massive fucking discounts.
Easy mode is just find a recipt sitting on a table.
You can get like a quarter pounder meal for 2 quid.

>>508602477
>We have always been at war with Eurasia

>>508602868
Wait until you watch the adverts inbetween selling kitchens or cars
The white nuclear family is a distant memory

>>508602476
Reminds me of that Tory politician from Fatcha's days.
The one who was a popular pick for being in charge of the Falklands war or summat.
>>508602477
>WWII-style spirit
What would blacks and Muslims do in the blitz?
Loot and deal drugs?

>50 pbid
kinell. this is a rarely witnessed level of mental disarray.

filtered

>>508603151
imagine bomb sirens going off just as the muzzies start one of their 5 daily prayer sessions

>>508602477
>World War 2-style spirit
You'd have more luck trying to revive the spirit of a flogged to death horse tbqh.

>>508603151
>ayo deez whito pypo hidin' in thier bunkers and shiieeet cuz some German niggaz up in their hood and shieeet

>>508602005
>Denmark: "We should end immigration and consider kicking 'em out"
>African Tory leader: "Denmark believes in integration and so should we"
I wish we could remigrate her and her entire party to somewhere without seats.

Fucking sick of it.

>>508582331 (OP)
i like the hook version, you should go with because english people are crooks

>>508603003
>You can get like a quarter pounder meal for 2 quid.
Is English your first language?

>>508598783
>the depraved and mind broken.
>the witty and well read autistic types.
I'm none of these.

New
>>508603344
>>508603344
>>508603344

>>508603515
sounds like a brainrot zoomer
who eats muttsloppa too
and doesn't know its £3 also

>>508603515
Which part did you find hard to understand ranjeesh?

>>508583094
I have had more exposure to Hislop and he is disgustingly smug with that vile little slug peanut head, so I guess Merton wins

>>508603137
I try not to these days.
The last ubereats advert I saw had I think it was a white Englishman adulting soiboi looking bloke appear in a bathtub between a couple who looked Jewish or some other malformed Middle Eastern race.

And the last supermarket advert, might have been Sainsburys, had a black wife trying to convince her black husband they'll save money by going there. The supermarket's entire staff in the advert were fat, white and ageing, which is true to my experience.

>>508603836
Never any bearded muslims in adverts even though they are numerous and growing in number.
Not the ideal TV watchers or brand ambassadors.

>>508602103
topkek

>>508601924
You'd think they'd realize how anti-white these claims are.