Thread 508584890

Whatever you do don't post Vance memes

>>508584890 (OP)
>illegal mexican welcome
>white zoomer terrorist oh no
kikes are so openly anti-white and kalergi planning its hilarious

>>508584890 (OP)
>A man says
WOW COOL

>>508584890 (OP)
Dont be a mutt, simple as

>>508584890 (OP)
We already have enough faggots here. In fact we should deport cohen to lower the number of faggots here. And OP

>>508584890 (OP)
>man
cmon thats 100% ftm

>>508584890 (OP)
They really ask to see your phone?

>>508584890 (OP)
HAHA look at this faggot.

>>508584890 (OP)
Do they really scan your phone and laptop? Should I delete my meme folder before applying for a visa? Which counties does this?

Well now he’ll be banned for life after going to the media. Every retard knows to wipe your phone before entering the USA.

>>508585201
holy shit i see it. and ftm trannies are more inclined to not play victim, the opposite of mtf trannies. ftm trannies would rather hide the fact that they are indeed a tranny

>>508584890 (OP)
>If you want to know whose in control, look at who you're not allowed to criticize.
so J.D. is the one with his finger on the button? if so, we're extra fucked.

>>508585391
Yes, the USA looks at your phone. Laptops not as often but they could. I thought everyone knew this.

What a dumbass.

>>508584890 (OP)
Lame ass dogshit forced meme. Should have sent him to the Congo instead.

>>508584890 (OP)
Based. This meme was shit

>>508584890 (OP)
Wish I could beat the shit out of that little twerp ag

>>508585475
Does this happens in SEA too? I was planning to go to Cambodia, Philippines and Thailand tour soon.

>>508585428
This. Enter at your own risk, you are not protected by our constitution, only we are.

>>508584890 (OP)
The hilarious thing is when this zoomer loses his hair (already happening and receding) his head shape looks like the meme

How fucked am I guys?

>>508584890 (OP)
Good. Soiboys out.

>>508584890 (OP)
>No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen
>Cohen
>No Lie

>>508585722
Pretty much only the USA is this strict and retarded, and to a lesser extent the UK. SEA is extremely easy to get into, but it’s worth doing some research before hand.

>>508584890 (OP)
I have never seen any tweet from "No Lie" that wasn't a complete fabrication

>>508584890 (OP)
The fact that this utterly moronic meme actually makes Americans shake and cry IRL is crazy.
Feels like showing a cross to a vampire.

>>508585960
I always heard australia scans any external harddrive you bring in to stop cp

>>508584890 (OP)
>this is the zoomer posting Vance memes on /pol/
Lol

>>508586043
Sounds pretty retarded given that whole invention called the internet but I wouldn’t put it past them

>>508584890 (OP)

Probably had Scandinavian donkey porn.

>>508585391
>Should I delete my meme folder
not enough, you need to overwrite all the empty space to make sure its actually gone, not just marked as "free space"

wait? are they actually allowed to just browse your phone?

>>508586251
Even then theyll find it, the image stays burnt into the memory, best to get a new phone for the trip

>>508584890 (OP)
i've got photoshopped pic of him with head full of hair, so I'm safe

>>508584890 (OP)
There's a lot of details to this douchebag's story that we are not being told.

>>508586332
if you are a cuck and accept then yes

>>508585857
>Sugarhouse
I'd say you're pretty fucked there Sug.

>>508586332
This isn't a new thing.

>>508585857
You are so being sent to Guantanamo anon...

>>508586350
>Even then theyll find it, the image stays burnt into the memory
if this was true you wouldn't need a second hard drive for anything, you could save files on top of files forever and still have access to them..

>>508586350
lol, no
the kind of shit that retrieves data from overwritten data is reserved for the highest tier stuff. If it's possible at all and not a meme. It might be possible if it's overwritten in just zeros or ones, I imagine. There's probably ghost potential from the previous data written. but if it's overwritten with 0 and 1s randomly - there's no way

>>508584890 (OP)
no plans to america anyhow

>>508586350
There isnt a bleachbit type thing for phones?

>>508585997
And that was just a vp meme
Imagine what could have happened if he had a drump meme, or worse. A meme about pissrael.
You don't insult the burger'd "gods" and "kings" without the cope and seethe affecting your life forever

>>508585857
>phoneposter
>extreme homosexual
checks out

>>508585722
Thailand doesn't even have customs bro.

>>508585232
>>508585391
all your devices, they go through your camera roll, your socials
it's pretty draconian but most people don't care (I have nothing to hide!) or don't know
they can also clone your device's storage to go through later at their leisure if they want

>>508584890 (OP)
>it was totally this meme and nothing else that got me flagged
Sure, sure

americans only believe in free speech when it's free speech for them
not for anyone else

>>508584890 (OP)
THWANK YEW PRESIDENT VANCE

>>508586830
Phones are too convenient and can post faster. I haven't posted on a 'puter in over a decade.

>>508586688
>>508586665
Shut the fuck up you autistic freaks I was gonna make this rube buy a new phone he doesnt need

FUCK i hate nu/pol/

>>508584890 (OP)
Vance talked so much fucking shit about Trump during campaigning days it shocked so many people when Trump picked him as veep.
Vance had so many ties with the Silicon Valley scene is the only thing that makes sense of being picked.

>>508585201
No that's just the European male phenotype, an easy mistake to make.

>>508584890 (OP)
If they had asked George Floyd why he was being arrested, he would have said racism.

>>508585475
And you would know this HOW, Leaf?

>>508584890 (OP)
The most lame meme on earth gets the border security furious. It wouldn't had happened if he was a nigger

>>508587123
you being wrong isn't funny

>>508587578
Autism

>>508587549
maybe your fellow Norgie just made it up. where is the papers showing this as reason why? maybe he had something else going on with him. has a history and they found a rap sheet on him that flagged him as Anti American trying to enter the country.

>>508584890 (OP)
would be kind of funny but its probably bullshit, like the woman who claimed similar thing because it was obvious she intended to come to the US and bum around while working on a tourist visa

look at all of the scandies fighting one another on here. How hilarious

>>508587673
nah I just see you as lesser, like actual oxygen thief

>>508584890 (OP)
oh shit

>>508584890 (OP)
he is exactly i expected vance posters to look

>>508586859
So just clean wipe and save your shit elsewhere. It's that easy.
>camera roll
Literally? What if it's an actual film camera roll ensconced in a camera?
I haven't heard of any place doing this except Russia sometimes.

>>508587842
Autism

The fact that Homeland doesn't have a sense of humor about a bald vance is harder to believe than not letting his fucking ass in.
complete tardskins

>>508585857
>average price of eggs chart
You are already banned.

>>508585428
>Every retard knows to wipe your phone before entering the USA.
They'll turn you around for that too. Suspicious activity.
>>508567021

and all Danish are known faggots. the homosexual rate out of Denmark is top tier faggotry
Got damn freaks

>>508585857
Shipped to an Israeli detention center for sure.

>>508587881
you are trying to get into a 3rd world shithole
why wouldnt you expect 3rd world shithole standards

>>508584890 (OP)
> the most pathetic mustache no male would ever keep, instead proudly displayed
> pants hugging tight and flat across groin, showing complete lack of testicles
> body composition frail with no muscle
> neither hands nor jawline show clear indications of male
> overall style subtle flamboyant
No way thats a real man, and we know how trust worthy troons are.

>set a duress PIN on your main profile and disable biometrics
>make a new android user profile
>only use it for calls and texts, no social media
>retard boomer working for dhs has nothing to see
>if he somehow figures out profile switching, enter duress PIN
I do this whenever I travel, even domestically, just to avoid the risk of theft.

>just made it up.
How on earth do you even THINK of “making up” things?? Lying is 100% MUSLIM tier.

2 young Danish girls flying from Australia to Honolulu were kidnapped in the airport and imprisoned, despite they of course beforehand had achieved the legal papers and permission to visit a farm.

It’s incredible third world shit that USA’s Foreign Ministry hasn’t informed the world that tourists and all other foreigners are banned and will be imprisoned.

>>508585391
He gave them password because USA detention police blackmailed him into giving up his password to the phone, otherwise he would be imprisoned.

And yes, they can detain you and connect your phone or laptop and do a forensic data scan at any major US airport where foreigners arrive in case of any MINOR SUSPICION in your behavior or answers. You can be imprisoned for having mein kampf as well on your device as "extremist propaganda materials" being the reason for deportation.


>US border authorities have broad powers over travelers entering the United States. This includes the right to examine various electronic devices, such as mobile phones and laptops, without suspicion or the need for a search warrant.

>– They threatened me with a minimum fine of $5,000 (approximately 50,000 Norwegian kroner) or five years in prison if I refused to give up the password to my phone, he explains.

>When examining the phone, the officers found two photos on Mikkelsen's phone. They were photos that were not to their liking.

>One was a caricature of US Vice President JD Vance, while the other image was a picture of a wooden pipe that Mikkelsen himself had made a few years ago.

>– Both photos had been automatically saved to my camera roll from a chat app, but I really didn't think these innocent photos would put a stop to my being allowed to enter the country, he sighs.

>After the officers came across the photos on his cellphone, the atmosphere became even more intense. He was frisked, forced to give blood samples, a facial scan, and fingerprints.

>It felt like I was a terrorist suspect right where I was sitting

>>508585857
I would be banned from america for life

>>508584890 (OP)
>No Lie
>With some future pile of ashes
Gotta pic one

>>508589624
>wooden pipe
Not the heckin' wooden pipe!

>>508587726
A reply to your post:
>>508589349

>>508584890 (OP)
TDS is a widespread disease that affects the psycho-social health of hundreds of thousands of norwegians here. Feminist lesbo-commie theocracies like the ones currently ruling Western Europe do this to their populations, prease understand

>>508591180
BDS is even worse.

>>508584890 (OP)
Born 2 dilly dally
Forced 2 lock in

>>508584890 (OP)
Conversation went like this:
>Good morning, welcome to US immigration in ATL airport. What's your name, where are you from?
>I'm Thornfgayrg Opengap, I'm from a country not raciyst and misogynistic like the US-A(dolf Hitler)
>*writes down fag's reply*... mkay, and why do you visit our country?
>well, to start, as a symbol of resistance against the oppression of the intersected black-chicano-queer identities in your nazi country, then also...
>please, xir, just say "tourism"
>can I say "tourism and antifa operations"?
>Ok, you're under arrest
>what? nooooo, you can't do that...!

>>508584890 (OP)
I'll take "things that never happened for 200 Alec"

>>508585475
>>508586859
this has never happened any time ive gone through customs. the most that happened was a guy at the counter asking if i had coke, i looked confused and said i had a coca cola. he laughed and i realized it was a joke/trying to test my reaction. i told him i had some vodka, he said thats fine, and i went home

>>508584890 (OP)
>No lie
>Cohen
lmao fuck this kike garbage

>>508589776
It would be so fucking funny watching a US border agents face looking through that folder

>>508585391
Yea every single person that steps near an airport is flagged, face ID now handles authentication for sending everyones names through an automated FISA warrant process, only possible due to the incredibly low requirement as well as, what should be, an illegal vagueness that makes all people "six steps from kevin bacon" except replace kevin bacon with terrorism. That FISA warrant is then instantly sent to a JARO system for the individual's respective carrier (i.e. Apple, Google, Microsoft, etc). I think Apple's is called LESS and Google's is called LERS. From there all your cloud data is scanned for key words and images. NSA used a system called PRISM, but im thinking that is legacy at this point. All dik picks are recorded, your devices website history cataloged, all porn you've saved is documented, its meta data like "white male age 20-40 sissy cuckold porn" is sold to data brokers for big money.

>>508589624
I was worried about some corrupt cambodian police doing this with my trezor cold wallet I take with me, so I made a hidden prompt wallet then made a decoy "main" wallet with 50$ in it, I wonder if the yanks could do something with this

>>508584890 (OP)
White people should have free travel access to America and visa versa. And Africans and other lmbreds should be sent back

>>508584890 (OP)
Contraband

>>508584890 (OP)
Customs does not tell people why they were refused entry.
This guy is just a crybaby.

>>508592376
chat is this real

>>508584890 (OP)
>man
That's a woman
>says
Where are the proofs, I'm not gonna listen & believe like a redditor

>>508585391
All the countries do it. People were talking about the UK and Germany letting in muzrats with videos of IS chopping off heads. I guess the eurotrash look, but don't judge the muzrats.

>>508592123
that's because you're a citizen, you get free passage as a right. Non-citizens don't have rights, hence they get treated with suspicion until proven to not be leftists/murderers/rapists.

>>508592816
went with non citizens through customs as well, they have their own line, i went in the non citizen line once so i could talk with them. same shit, it was fine. they didnt go through their phone
they did open my luggage (gave me a note in my suitcase when i opened it up) but they didnt touch my vodka or anything else, just made a slight mess of things. nothing missing or planted

>>508589624
Sounds like bullshit. However, the police are allowed to lie and talk bullshit.
If cops threaten fines or jail time, then say nothing and do not thing to incriminate yourself. Cops talk shit, so pussies talk and attempt to defend themselves. If the cops are going to arrest someone or fine someone, then they will do it regardless of why is said.
As soon as shit gets bad, then say nothing or simply say I'm not going to incriminate myself. If it is someone trying to enter the USA, then tell the Customs that you no longer want to enter and want to go home.

Based.

Total Euronigger Subhuman Death, especially sc*ndinavians (kill and rape them all).

>>508593148
>they did open my luggage
not at customs, the shit that was under the plane, before it got to baggage claim

>>508584890 (OP)
Cut to the chase. Did he say thank you or not?

>>508584890 (OP)
>ex Biden administration agents

>>508584890 (OP)
Land of the free

>>508591272
What's B for? Biden? They talked about Trump here all the time during the 4 years of the 3rd mandate of Obama. In 2036 the president will be Curtis Yarvin or Ana Kasparian and they'll still seethe about DJT here.
Propaganda is strong and people approach reality very childishly, like the way that people thinks AH is like Darth Vader or say Putler, Mark Levin "The Supreme nazi of Iran"...

>>508584890 (OP)
If I have this meme listed under way of life am I banned or fast tracked?.. also zero percent gay Norwegian

>>508584890 (OP)
how'd they see what was on his phone, do they have their phones checked like convicts?

>>508593230
>(kill and rape them all).
You have to go home, Ibrahim.

>>508592540
>Contraband
Yep, of semen of several species, for personal consumption, the typical faggot product needed by a nu-"man" in 21st-century Evropa.

>>508592816
>you get free passage as a right
No you don't. Sometimes Customs will fuck with Americans. They will search Americans' phones too. Customs will also ask questions and sometimes try to be friendly to trip people up.

>>508592581
> whose snowden?
This has been out known since the snowden leaks. If you ever watched the movie about him, he talks about his earliest noticing, was sitting in these large tech rooms manually going through LIVE wiretaps of absolutely random, 6 steps or more removed from any suspected targets, sexting and talking dirty to OPs mom, that all took place in the early part of his career, so like 2007ish. The only thing thats changed is the automation, which despite even the Frweeedoom act, which did make things slightly more difficult, that difficulty was easily mitigated via better automation tools for streamlining the (you) is ID -> gather steps from kevin bacon -> FISA warrant signed -> all your devices scanned (but wait, there's more!)

>>508593728
I'll just wait for you to kill yourself over Trump or Climate Change or some other retarded bullshit, subnigger filth.

>>508593230
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
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HOLY STREETSHITTING PAJEET INCEL

Kek I actually like the idea that your phone is held in the court of memes at the boarder and they see something they don't like and you get a chance to rebuttal.

>>508584890 (OP)
plebbitor gets wrecked many such cases of faggorty

>>508594160
You're not even european lmfao.

>>508592816
Technically non-citizens do have rights, which really, in hindsight, was a massive unforgivable fuck up, that past american gens did not think through. Its too late now, but had only citizens been given 1,2 and 4th amend rights (4th is the protection from search/spied on) we wouldnt have terrorism, we would have our shit compromised, we would still be allowed our rights.

>>508594293
Neither are you

>>508594525
I wish. Then I wouldn't have to deal with you insane greennigger subhumans.

>>508584890 (OP)
why would a man from such a utopian country want to visit a country with such an evil administration?

>>508588615
so to be a real man in america you have to have your cock bulging out on display

pic related is an average american male according to chatgpt

>>508584890 (OP)
Poor foreign agent provocateur.

>>508594065
>subnigger
Only seething Muslims call whites “subnigger”.
>filth.
Post documentation for me ever touching filth.

>>508584890 (OP)
That's an oily little pooner, not a "man"

>>508584890 (OP)
Good we don't want nafo eurolibs

>>508594761
>Only seething Muslims call whites “subnigger”.
Even mudslimes are better than e*ronigger subhumans now. I'd rather believe in mudhamad than be some gay climate change cultist with a superiority complex.
>Post documentation for me ever touching filth.
You are the filth.

>>508585722
>Cambodia, Philippines
no need to waste money there, these countries are super poor like you will actually get locals and children begging for money everywhere you go like its fucking africa. i know incels who went there for pussy

>>508594615
>I wish
You don't have to, Belgium is Israel but in Europe, you don't belong here

>>508584890 (OP)
real wars are always domestic
none of this lessor jurisdiction of sea commerce and lies and fraud bullshit

>>508595058
I agree with everything that you said, except calling Belgium Israel is an insult to Israel. Israel doesn't seem anywhere near as bad.

>>508584890 (OP)
He looks like a faggot anyway.

>>508595206
I like your fries and beers though and that orange sauce, analuse or whatever

>>508584890 (OP)
proof?

>>508594694
No, you could just have your pants comfortably fit, and not wear crotch tight or have your pant's crotch pulled up tight, like some reverse wedgie, as is the case with that "man" except in event an average american man has poor fitted or poorly situated pants, it would create a bulge not look like they are fully tucked.

>>508584890 (OP)
>northern euros look like this
we're not beating the allegations

>>508584890 (OP)
Haha he's (((Norwegian))) look at that ugly faggot.

Astroturfed shill garbage. Forced and gay. Just a reminder.

You will never be a real meme.

>>508594963
>I’d rather believe in mudhamad
Yes, we all know you mudhamads are pathological liars.

>than be some gay climate change cultist
Why are you thinking about being a gay climate change cultist?? Or are you that already?

>You are the filth.
Post documentation.

>>508592123
It doesn't happen to most travelers, in large part just because of the massive time investment, but it absolutely is a thing that they have the ability and legal right to do.
I used to work for Customs and Border Protection, and while this wasn't something I did personally it was something our team heard a lot about. You basically have to already be flagged for secondary inspection for this to happen to you, which means that the guy in the OP was *probably* detained and denied entry for reasons unrelated to the meme, because they wouldn't have even been looking at his phone unless he already triggered some kind of watchlist.

But yes, they can search and copy your phone. Just be aware thats a thing that can happen.

>>508584890 (OP)
You don't know who is and who is not a man? LOL

>>508593507
Breakroom Derrangement Syndrome

>>508589624
But I thought immigration was bad and preserving your border is good Latvian Russia bot?
Suddenly globohomo and free borders is good? Which is it?

>>508584890 (OP)
Looks gay, we’re full don’t need anymore euro commies

>>508584890 (OP)
lese majeste

>>508584890 (OP)

Next time get a Motorola for 100-150 euro, download the most pro-Zionist stuff you could find (Greater Israel, Israel our greatest ally, maybe even set Bibi and Zion Don as the wallpaper on your phone). They will not only allow you to visit, but they'll also give you a 0% interest loan.

>no lie
>Cohen
imagine my doubt

>>508592797
I've been traveling around Europe for a decade, not once was my phone or laptop inspected. You're living in a different world.