Thread 508604427

>there is a planet literally MADE of hydrocarbons
>has methane lakes, methane rain, methane fucking clouds, even the sand is made of methane and ethane and other shit
>jews somehow managed to convince the entire population that fossil fuels are a scarce resource made from fucking dinosaurs
Someone explain this shit to me.

>>508604427 (OP)
>There is something essentially forever out of reach
>Therefore that something is not scarce here
Great job putting that double digit iq on full display.

>>508604427 (OP)
Dinosaur farts caused the ice age. and Uranus has dark matter

>>508604427 (OP)
Titan?

>>508604427 (OP)
Pitch me your extraction plan then.

Is it okay to light a match there?

>>508604427 (OP)
and europa is probably a warm liquid ocean
even pluto has some cool shit going on

>>508604427 (OP)
Perceived scarcity drives up value. Simple as.

>>508604564
Where did all the HYDROCARBONS COME FROM NIGGA???

that planet had dinosaurs too

>>508604790
There's no oxygen on Titan only nitrogen and methane. It would be a very peaceful place albeit cold.

>>508604427 (OP)
it takes years to go to that moon
you want to do a trip just for a few tons?

>>508604790
Are you for real? No oxygen, no fire.
Christ this place really is a bunch of 78iq browns now.

>>508604427 (OP)
>oil is dinosaur meme
No one ever claimed that oil was made from dinosaurs you stupid retard.
It's from phytoplankton matter sinking to the ground of the ocean, getting covered in layers of sediment, pressed into rock drenched in organic matter which slowly transform into oil.
Methane exists as inorganic matter however organic processes produce methane too. For instance decomposition of organic matter under exclusion from oxygen, like in the oil layers described above.

>>508604427 (OP)
You see, it's like this...jews.

>>508604910
Nigger farts

>>508604910
...Seriously nigger?
Go back to school, try to get at least a basic understanding of the world before you think snybody else should bother with your ideas of how shit works and whereshit comes from.

>>508604427 (OP)
>>there is a planet literally MADE of hydrocarbons
Oh wow cool when did you visit faggot?

>>508604564
That wasn't OP's point. Rather he was pointing out that clearly hydrocarbons can be abiogenic in origin, yet they're colloquially called "fossil" fuels.

>>508604910
>Where did all the HYDROCARBONS COME FROM NIGGA???
Comets. That is, dirty snowballs covered in HYDROCARBONS.

>>508605087
>methane exists as inorganic matter
????

>>508604768
a really long straw.

>>508605294
What part was unclear to you?

>>508604564
>Therefore that something is not scarce here
There's a ton of oil on Earth. That's why our entire civilization is based on its use. What op is saying is that it's a continuous geological process, not the result of singular biological periods.

>>508604427 (OP)
Some hydrocarbons being abiotic in origin doesn't mean all are.
Even if they were, that would not imply they are a renewable resource any more than any geologic mineral is.

>>508605087
>methane exists as inorganic matter
>methane chem formula is CH4
Who wants to tell him?

>>508604806
My favourite candidate for a moon in our solar system having microscopic life is Enceladus

>>508605246
Because the origin of crude oil on Earth is tied to prehistoric life.
It's not our fault OP wants to be a retard and pretend like he doesn't understand how oil and inorganic methane aren't the same thing and could collect in different places based on different conditions.
It's also not our fault if he wants to be a retard and pretend like the near infinite amount of mineral resources in the universe are pointless if they can't be obtained in a cost effective manner.
>muh solid gold asteroid though
Fuck off.

>>508605431
The part where organic matter's most rudimentary form is methane and the first compound you learn about in organic chemistry. No salts can be formed from it so it absolutely is the furthest thing from inorganic matter one could possibly be.

>>508605583
It's hydrocarbon. That doesn't mean that it comes from organic processes.

>>508605547
you'd be an idiot to think some mineral mined out of the earth cannot be mined out of a trash dump.

>>508604427 (OP)
the sun is full of helium, therefore you should be able to kill yourself for free

>>508605676
>organic chemistry
Organic chemistry is chemistry concerning hydrocarbons. That can have organic or inorganic origin. Fuck are you mutt people retarded.

>>508605431
The part where every chemical compound that contains carbon is organic but you claim methane can be inorganic.
Organic does not mean created as a product of living organisms in terms or organic chemistry.

Wait until they figure out you can make abiogenic 87 octane with a solar panel.

>>508604427 (OP)
> has methane lakes, methane rain, methane fucking clouds, even the sand is made of methane and ethane and other shit
Jeet homeworld.
And it's yellow ... just like cow piss.

>>508605735
So youre retarded?

>>508605668
Bullshit
You cant prove that

>Yet the world’s deepest oil well is not in the United States. It’s in Russia, off Sakhalin Island and it extends 15 km or 49,000 feet into the ground. The production well, referred to as O-14, was completed in 2017 by Rosneft and Exxon, beating five previous world records for deepest wells, all drilled at the same field: Chayvo.

So there was life 10 miles underground?

>>508605906
>Organic does not mean created as a product of living organisms in terms or organic chemistry.
Yes that was literally my previous point

>>508604564
dutch are actually secretly the worst users of this website

>>508605858
>Organic chemistry is a subdiscipline within chemistry involving the scientific study of the structure, properties, and reactions of organic compounds and organic materials, i.e., matter in its various forms that contain carbon atoms.[1]
>matter in its various forms that contain carbon atoms
Learn English before posting.

>>508604768
1) make moon base
2) make moon metal refinery and launch site
3) launch construction materials into titan's orbit
4) launch AI robots to use materials to construct orbital mining platform
5) extract space oil from titan. Use oil to power platform and return payloads

>>508605618
i like all the spheres

>>508606003
no u

>>508605794
Yeah, go digging for diamonds in your local landfill and tell me how that works out

>>508605381
strawman argument

>>508605858
>definition of organic matter is having a C, H, O or N in a long Carbon chain
Unless youre talking elemental transmutation from electromagnetic processes on the scale upwards of 10Teslas then no. You need carbon to make methane retard. Organic matter in salt form (soap) is still organic matter. Metal catalysts of organic matter is still organic matter in origin. Please kys

>>508606158
rather dredge the sewers for diamonds 2bh

>>508606107
You don't know the difference between biotic and organic.
Methane is organic no matter how it is created.

>>508606147
Nah, they already figured out you can recombinate atmospheric carbon Hydrogen oxygen into 87 octane with a solar panel.

>>508605056
> what are halogens

>>508604916
>>508606079
Retard, Earth is constantly resurfacing. It's the second most volcanically active world.

>>508606293
*catalytic reactions*

>>508604427 (OP)
Jews don't want people to know that oil is a self-renewing resource gifted to us by mother Earth so we can restore CO2 levels back to normal so the plant life can breathe again.
Which is at approximately 2000 ppm. It's less than 500 now.
Nor do the Jews want people to know that CO2 due to its effects on reforestation and the wetting of arid climates, is actually good for the environment and reduces global average temperatures.

They definitely don't want you to know that the only reason they want to reduce CO2 output, is that CO2 is a product of economic development and the creation of wealth, and they want you to be poor and co-dependent on the state so they can stay rich and in power.

>>508604564
Anon, he's saying that Titan's made of oil, and for some reason the Americans aren't drilling it.

>>508605735
Dude, stop digging.

>>508604626
Grow up.

>>508604806
It literally has the dog on it.
Those pics are fake and so was the whole mission.

>>508604427 (OP)
>Here is this blank yellow ball
>We swear it's made of x
>We swear it's got lakes of X
>Trust me bro!

>>508604910
Nazi synthetic oil factories

>>508606749
thats nice sweaty

>>508606314
The fact that this says "Saturn's moon Titan" instead of just "Titan" shows that society failed. When I say "Titan" every educated person should automatically think of the moon. Why do they spend months drilling anti-Nazi propaganda into children instead of inspiring them to learn about the Solar System and become astronauts?

>>508604427 (OP)
Seeing as we never made it to the moon and were never making it to Mars I would stick to Biodiesel (renewable oil that reduces CO2 from Atmosphere)

>>508606859
>Look at this mix swirling at the bottom of my frying pan
>Trust me bro it's a real!

>>508604427 (OP)
Titan isn't a planet. It's a moon of Saturn.

>>508606452
>Earth
>In the world

>>508605735
You're confusing the term organic with "made by life".
People figured out how to manufacture hydrocarbons a century ago or longer ago, it's not that hard.
You compress a carbon and 4 hydros to form the black gold.
Pressure and heat, just like happens beneath the ground.
It didn't involve a dairy farm.

>>508607006
It's basically a planet.

>>508607049
Fucking retard.

>>508606859
>I'll disprove your claim that the Pluto mission was fake with a pic of Jupiter's anus

>>508607196
nah i just dont really engage with nigger brains anymore its not worth it. surely theres a nigger dick twitter ethot whore thread or something you can seethe in instead

>>508607006
And we're a moon of the sun and the sun's a moon of the milky way and the milky way's a moon of the virgo super cluster and we all get together and moon the devil.
That said Titan may be a battlestation. Wouldn't be the only one orbiting Saturn.

>>508607352
Why no dedicated ice giant missions yet? Fucking gay kikes running this world. At least China is planning a Uranus orbiter.

>>508604427 (OP)
if you go to google scholar and search "abiogenic polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons" you can find papers by the oil companies admitting its existence but they claim its an insignificant part of what they pump (because they pump the stuff near the surface that has dirt in it- therefore its biogenic, mmmkay)

>>508607515
priorities, brother

>>508604910
Velikovsky points out that countries that have legends aboutba rain of fire and the passover of an angel/god at that time today have huge oil reserves. He says the oil fell from Venus' cometary tail.

okay dipshit get in your car and drive 746 million miles down there, fill up a trailer with hydrocarbons, and drive it back

>>508606669
>Titan's made of oil, and for some reason the Americans aren't drilling it.
High transport costs compared to your back yard.

>>508604910
Titan must have had a lot of dinosaurs on it at one point :^)

>>508605254
Comets aren't dirty snowballs. That's such a retarded fucking myth that needs to die. Black holes and dark matter/energy are bullshit too. So is the big bang.

>>508607515
Jews are blew all of the Western world's wealth on creating and propping up Israel. Chinks are the ones actually investing resources into innovating, and propelling civilization into the future. They're the ones who are going to create genuine AI, Fusion power, and outer space settlements/asteroid mining.

>>508607006
>Titan isn't a planet. It's a moon of Saturn.
There is no difference. Besides, we too were once a moon of Saturn. So was Mars. Why did you think Saturn is Old Father Time and who did you imagine the sky daddy at the North Pole was, riding around on a crescent-shaped vehicle and keeping a naughty and nice list?

>>508606127
>flag
a fucking leaf

>>508608815
We could always bring Earth closer

>>508606859
Jupiter looks very hospitable! Would you want to live on Jupiter? I think we should live on Jupiter.

>>508604427 (OP)
> Someone explain this shit to me.
Okay, but this gets a little complex, it might help if you take notes since you have not figured it out by now:
>they lie to you
>you believe them for no reason

Let me know if you need any clarification.

>>508609296
>Comets aren't dirty snowballs.
Yes. The reason they glow is static electric bleed-off. Their distance from the sun determines voltage and surface area determines charge. When a comet gets nearer it needs to discharge which is that tail. It is made out of light.

>>508609510
>We could always bring Earth closer
The Satanists have been trying everything to Mend the World and bring Saturn back. But no matter how many they sacrifice Saturn is unmoved.

>>508604768
solar wind is captured by planets and converted into a bunch of different substances in the core of planets eventually becoming hydrocarbons

>>508610232
>yea. This is what planets look like
t. Every single fucking person I share this stupid place with

>>508610379
It's a false colour image you spastic. Take a look at the fucking thing through a telescope if you want to see what a planet looks like.

>>508609944
consider remedial 7th grade science courses

>>508610151
Perhaps they viewed the problem from the wrong perspective, trying to move Saturn...
Earth is a lot less fat. It could be persuaded to migrate over to Titan with a piece of cheese.

>>508604427 (OP)
planet looks like a cream soda planet.

>>508605168
I can’t help but notice you didn’t answer the fucking question

>>508610830
you better stop asking questions you dont want the answers to.

>>508610638
>consider remedial 7th grade science courses
Explain yourself.

>>508611422
remedial means you have to learn the stuff you ignored the first time you were offered the information, or missed the class altogether.

>>508605168
>larps like he knows
it's all fanfic anyways, but at least prove you know and understand the fanfic yourself

>>508604427 (OP)
>>508605618
>>508606916
You are never ever leaving this enclosed plane alive you retarded golems. CGI is all you get in this life, which is more than you deserve anyway.

>>508606800
This is how we know, brainlet

>>508604427 (OP)

You want to take a planets worth of hydrocarbons and combust its products on top of your own planet? Lets see how that goes for your ecosystem, retard.

>>508604427 (OP)
>i'm a brain dead balltard
here you go

>>508604427 (OP)
You literally want to destroy the planetary astral-diversity, in the same way that The Galactic Empire destroyed Alderaan. Think deforestation but instead of trees you're stripping down entire planets. Shame on you.

>>508609235
And very few americans for all that oil to just lay there unused

>>508604564
Bro, I think your wife is cheating on you.

>>508604427 (OP)
>mixing up hydrocarbons with petrol

>>508604665
ur anus

i hope you shills are at least bumping the based space thread

>>508605618
More like Inceladus.

>>508606147
>launch AI robots
there you go. you had you say "AI" don't you ? AI this AI that is what mouth breather midwits use these days.

>>508604910
interactions between magma layers mostly.
it is constantly renewed and basically endless.

>>508604427 (OP)
Peak battery ocean dump

i tried asking chatgpt
apparently, methane can exist openly in the atmosphere of titan BECAUSE of the abiotic environment.
on earth, cyanobacteria and plants have created an extremely oxygen rich environment, so methane and other hydrocarbons react with it and get reduced before gathering in any significant quantities
therefore, the majority of hydrocarbons still on earth are the ones of fossil origin that escaped this oxidation process by being buried via tectonic processes

or maybe AI is hallucinating the whole thing and jews stole our space oil? idk but it all sounds like a realistic explanation overall

>>508609785
by jove! 24,79 m/s2

>>508604564
You're a fucking retard. He's saying they aren't FOSSIL fuels and that carbon chains are the building blocks of the universe and life itself. Therefore not scarce. Not even in the earth. Double digit indeeed.

>>508604427 (OP)
Bro, wait 'til they discover the gas giants.
>inb4 only infinite hydrogen and helium
>it gets more interesting the deeper you go

>>508613503

NO. I promise you that if we bring it here to earth, I will NOT eat any of it.

>>508606916
We get taught this shit in school. Most of the information just isn't retained.
When was the last time you used the quadratic formula?

>>508604427 (OP)
I am gonna make a nanobot swarm to turn it all into plastic.

>>508614122
Microplastics in the oceans are bad enough! I refuse to live in a galaxy that produces astroplastics as well.

>>508604427 (OP)
man, imagine how many dinosaurs and how big plants grow there

>>508613953
ECKS EQUALS NEGATIVE B PLUS OR MINUS THE SQUARE ROOT. OF B SQUARE MINUS 4 A SEE.
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>>508604427 (OP)
I look forward to a future where we find oceans of oil in space and middle east people can be ignored and revert back to the stone ages

>>508604427 (OP)
Methane =/= petroleum

>>508605087
Organic matter also continously winds its way down the seafloor, way into beneath and between the tectonic plates where that process occurs near instantly, daily. That's how continued production of hydrocarbons on earth happens.

>>508604427 (OP)
for me, it's Inceladus

>>508605618
Inceladus will NEVER form life

>>508614316
me irl after digesting goyslop like mcdonalds

>>508614702
It looks like a place, where nothing ever happens.

>>508605056
>Christ this place really is a bunch of 78iq browns now.
pretty much, it took way too long to someone to address OP obvious dumb mistake of calling a moon a planet >>508607006

>>508606723
Why don't you grow up and stop believing in fiction?

>>508614736
>form a life, form a life. touch oxygen.

>>508604994
Yeah, I get that, but what if you brought a flamethrower? Can you make a flamethrower work for a non-oxygen environment?

>>508604564
Ur dunpass acty

>>508604427 (OP)
i think the problem lies in the naming of organic chemicals. people naturally assume that organic means they come from organisms. not so. thats why there are ie asteroids with high organic content

>>508604994
Cold is an understatement, it's around -180C. You aren't setting a foot outside in any sort of suit, remember the atmosphere is dense and will suck the warmth out of you. Which is kinda bummer because what with the dense atmosphere and low gravity, you could strap simple wings on your arms and fly by flapping your arms.

>>508612743
Sounds like a absolutely kino apocalypse!

>>508614316
Yeah. Maybe a bad example.
I haven't used it in like 15 and I still remember the mnemonic:
"There once was a negative (b)oy who couldn't decide(+/-) whether to go radical (square root) party. He decided to (b) square and missed out (-) of 4 (a)wesome (c)hicks.
It was all over at 2 (a)m

>>508604427 (OP)
>planet
you are truly retarded

>>508614941
Imagine being this retarded thinking the earth is a static planet

>>508604427 (OP)
good luck on re-entry with that methane tank

>>508615255
never learned that.
we learned to sing it to the cadence of pop goes the weasel

>>508604427 (OP)
Kek

>>508605933
Robert Zubrin, author of The Case for Mars, has a suitcase that produces gasoline when powered. It just uses Sabbatier reactions.

>>508613928
Where my metallic hydrogen chads at?

>>508613343
you gonna go slurp up the methane yourself?

>>508616338
>What men post about, when nobody is looking.

>>508604427 (OP)
>inb4 source there is a nigger planet

>>508616675
>l'chaim, nice tuchus

>>508610542
People look at this and think
>yes, this is definitely real

>>508617431
What are you doing?

>>508617553
your mom

>>508617431
is this pro flat Earth or against flat Earth
could go either way, honestly

>>508604427 (OP)
I'm blue
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>>508605668
Show me the proof of this without using a 5th grade science book picture. What process turns calcium into petroleum? Why haven't we simply recreated the process? Only naturally occuring chemical reactions take "millions of years". As in, you can accelerate it a thousand times over in a lab, easily. You could put a sheet of metal outside and wait 100+ years for it to oxidize into iron oxide, or you can dip it in copper sulfate and accomplish it in under 6 months easily. What is that? 2 hundredths of the time? Petroleum is not from dinosaur bones and you are an idiot. You always have faggots like this touting their "belief" of what is going on. Nobody wants your opinion faggot. They want the truth. Petroleum is from tree sap filtering through the earth's crust, and I'm not sure what chemical reaction it undergoes. Every location on earth that has tons of oil used to be a forest and is now a desert. The earth dries out, and drinks all of the moisture the trees have left. Massive heat wave evaporates water on earth and creates storms that last years(documented). The ice age follows the extremely heavy cloud coverage, as the clouds dissipate and release their h2o the sun begins to melt away ice, letting people recover from the "dark ages". The real one. People become nomads again, spread out. As the ice melts it creates temporary rivers and lakes that slowly erode their shorelines, as they do not have enough tightly packed sediment to prevent breakthrough. Floods plague the earth for many years, washing away cities etc. Atlantis yadda yadda. At no point in conceivable history were there giant bird lizards running around the entire planet. Just like there were no camps killing kikes. Good luck. Everything I said can be scientifically proven except tree sap petroleum.

>>508604427 (OP)
https://news.mit.edu/2021/space-complex-carbon-molecules-0318

Since OP is a retard and so is most of pol I'll do my best to summarize in a way that doesn't confuse you mouth breathers.

>found on planet =/= FORMED on planet
Oil on earth along formed as a result of biological and geological processes. The hydrocarbons (key word) on those other planets was always there.

Secondly. We only know there is hydrocarbons there through indirect observations through spectrum analysis. And the hydrocarbons present (1-cyanonaphthalene and 2-cyanonaphthalene) are NOT oil. They are crystalline at room temperature.

Anyway I could go on but the short version is that OP is a lying retard pushing the discredited abiogenisis theory of oil which posits that oil is a magical infinite resource that never depletes even though even the creator of that pseudo theory conceded that inorganically formed oil would not replenish faster than we used it or be found in abundance beyond the already discovered proven reserves.

Don't bother responding to me I am a chemical engineer and I know more than you and my time is not worth refuting every one of your dumbass gotcha questions.

>>508618555
I love my responses. Every time I read them again I laugh at how much of an annoying dick I am.

>>508604427 (OP)

There's also 3 billion pussies out there, yet there might as well be none for you since you won't ever touch one.

>>508604427 (OP)
>no oxidizers
>t. the absolute state of britbong education

>>508618663
>Don't bother responding to me I am a chemical engineer

Then go chemically engineer us some oil, you stupid idiot. Or is your hobby useless?

>>508613256
The neat thing about the aurora is that you can see each moon a planet has represented in the aurora because the moons are also electromagnetically connected to the planet they orbit. See that little bright bit on the bottom right that looks like a comet, that directly corresponds to one of Jupiter's moons.

>>508604427 (OP)
There is simply no economic incentive to gather it. Any resource extracted from outer space is going to be infinitely more useful and valuable if it stays in space than if it's brought back to Earth.

>>508615385
It's not a planet at all.

>>508619317

Every planet is a moon to the sun, if you really think about it. So is there any planets at all, at the end of the day?

>>508610151
medication time

>>508618663
thanks for the post anon
/poltards have such a hard time accepting how much power the oil and gas companies have over their life. it's infiltrated their thinking

>>508605087
The term "fossil fuel" was coined before we knew DNA existed. Or even blood types.
At that time doctors were still using leaches to remove "bad blood".
We can create rubies in a lab but nobody has ever turned organic matter into crude oil.
The earth's crust creates oil. Oil wells that were pumped dry 20 years ago have been revisited and found to have refilled.

Similar to Titan (Saturn moon). Lakes of methane and ethane.
Natural gas is:
Methane (CH4) is 95.2% of Natural Gas
Ethane (C2H6) is 1.5% of Natural Gas
Natural Gas is abiotic, created in the mantle.

>>508619949
Yes, this is true. The Earths crust is like a teenage boys pimply skin. It erupts frequently and is full of oils.

>>508615104
If it used its own oxidiser, yeah, why not?

Theoretically, firearms should work in space and other bodies, but you might have problems like vacuum welding and lack of convection cooling causing overheating.

>>508606418
of course the semtex maker chimes in

>>508617183
The most beautiful machine ever constructed.

>>508604427 (OP)
>made from fucking dinosaurs
that theory fell at least a decade ago
only retards still believe this shit, even kikes in bigoil stopped saying it

>>508617349
Get a telescope poorfag

>>508615208
fake news, my citizens in frostpunk were just fine walking outside in -160C

>>508620005
You're right. It's also thought that Titan's hydrocarbons is replenished from within, because there is simply no other explanation as to how its retained its atmosphere for so long.

>>508611573
I know what remedial means, explain yourself in context. What was the purpose of your remarks? You remark seemed out of context. Did you reply to the right person?

>>508607660
poetic, this only needs a merchant rubbing his hands in the background and it's perfect

Thanks for coming to my thinly disguised /pol/ Titan thread.

>>508612473
>You want to take a planets worth of hydrocarbons and combust its products on top of your own planet? Lets see how that goes for your ecosystem, retard.
There are many legendary accounts of this. It set the sky of fire but afterwards there was a lot of useful oil on the ground. The Gift of Fire.

Ecosystem survived if the dwarf elephants of Malta did not.

>>508620474
Kek, those are Czechs.
We're the ones using it.

>>508621409
i know. but you were once "czechoslovaks"
i lived in pardubice for a bit, right by the factory

>>508615385
you're the retard here, he means the size of the continents in each picture
you can see 4 examples at roughly the same point of rotation. top left, bottom left and top right can be attributed to focal length, but bottom right has too much difference in the size of NA
i was skeptical of course, looked it up, and they do seem to be the original images published by nasa with no editing

>>508615208
>Cold is an understatement, it's around -180C.
Hang on. How do we know that is the equatorial surface temperature? What is that based on?

For instance, if you pointed a similar instrument at Earth from a similar distance, what is the reading?

I bet Earth is also -180°C or something silly. It probably isn't nearly so cold there so close to Saturn.

>>508604626
>Carbon goes up
>plants grow bigger
>Carrying capacity goes up
>Bigger animals
>Bigger farts

>>508621409
> we are doing terrorism
hahaha
disregard that, I suck cocks

>>508621501
Names change, people stay.
Or they emmigrate and our genetics gets closer to a future man. A better slav(e).

>>508606147
That would need some oxygen. I bet there is plenty in the Saturnian atmosphere.

Once you have plentiful oxygen than works. Would need to send a crew.

>>508606605
Big-brained point and well made.

>>508606127
Far from secretly.
They are not shitposting.
Just plain retarded posters all day long just shitting up the board.
19 out of 20 posts its borderline retarded.
Probably underage edgy kids

>>508617553
Making a fool of you

>>508622401
>Names change, people stay.
je to pravda

>picrel
lol, i've also been to Bratislava and Sala.

>>508617349
You can see the rings with a basic telescope.

>>508622020
Because it has stable methane lakes dumbass

>>508604427 (OP)
Methane is a gas planet thing. Terrestrial planets can't harbor methane for several reasons but mainly because it's too warm. On earth for instance methane would have long reacted with the oxygen or dissipated into space because it's too light.
Though I must say that I don't believe the science backed explanation and that fossil fuels may not be from "fossils" at all.

>>508604427 (OP)
room temp IQ

>>508604910
Literally any chemical substance or compound can be formed under the right conditions out there somewhere in space. With the universe being as vast as it is, most likely every possible substance you can think of must exist out there somewhere..

>>508605618
Looks like a small ball up close.

>>508605618
For me, it's lapetus.

>>508618663
so how much oil is actually left?

>>508606916

> When I say "Titan" every educated person should automatically think of the moon.

It's not so simple. What about the Greek mythology? Or the first symphony of Gustav Mahler?

>>508604427 (OP)
Kek. You can tell normoids literally anything (as long as you're on tv) and if you justify it with some bullshit they'll think they're intelligent for even knowing it.

>>508604806
Geo movement... Its hot inside that tiny texas sized mf

>>508630988
I'm going to Europa and you can't stop me.

>>508604427 (OP)
No one is arguing that abiogenic synthesis does not occur. The point is on Earth the petroleum and probably most of the natural natural gas has been produced organically, which is obviously not the case on Titan, where the conditions are met to have solely been produced inorganically. Titan is not a planet, and it is not made entirely of hydrocarbons. Originally, fundamentalist Christians who argue in bad faith clung to abiogenic petroleum origin hypothesis because anything else is evidence against their religious beliefs. Now, several other groups have found it convenient to buy into. Don't be one of those people.

Also, it wasn't stated here, but I don't want to hear from some 75IQ brainlet that oil reserves are refilling themselves because someone who didn't understand what was happening realized a previously abandoned site was being pumped again.

>>508633768
holy fuck this nigger is dumb

>>508604427 (OP)
You believe in cartoons retard. Bamboozled by the stars in a jar.

>>508606452
>Retard, Earth is constantly resurfacing.
Bottom line: This planet is Bozrah, not Earth. Read this post...

https://x.com/elitefeat/status/1799553063390154856
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This planet is not Earth. It is Bozrah.

Earth is another planet about 75,000 light years from here, whereas this planet is merely an impostor planet that calls itself "Earth." Big difference. And trust me, I know how to count to 10 seconds, ACCURATELY. What used to be 10.00 seconds (for me) is now a whopping 15.00 seconds! If you don't believe me, see Matthew 24:22 and Revelation 8:12. For the natives, though, the speed of time here has always been the same.

If you are a Bozrah native, you are in serious trouble. The people of this planet must acknowledge that Bozrah is not Earth and that Jesus is coming to destroy it. Otherwise, don't expect God to save you.
============================

Note: The event in which Jesus destroys this planet is called "the day of vengeance." There is no 7-year Tribulation or Antichrist here.

>>508635420
you will never be a real woman.

>>508605381
>>508606217
kek

>>508604564
Economies of scale

>>508604564
We habben en retard

>>508604564
You've proven yourself to be even stupider than OP. FPWP

>>508604626
There is dark matter in your moms urANUS if you catch my drift

>>508604427 (OP)
the "planet" in question is Titan, and its not a planet, its a moon orbiting Saturn, which is about one and a half BILLION kilometers away from earth.

Just getting there from here, takes anywhere from 3 to 6 years and change, getting there and then coming back, would take 8 to 12 years, and all we've managed to send there so far is unmanned probes and satellites.

In order to send what we'd need to harvest and/or mine the hydrocarbons in question, it would likely take decades to get it there, and then a helluva lot longer to get it back here.

You'd be talking about what would probably take near to or over a full century of constant work before anything coming back would come even remotely close to paying for itself.

in short, we don't go there for gas, because its too goddamned far away you complete and utter moron.

>>508605056
The real dummies are the autistic faggots (like you) whom get deliberately baited by such ingenious questions.

I love fucking with you autistic scum. :)

>>508604427 (OP)
Fossil fuel will be scarce eventually and expensive. What's your Titan hydrocarbon extraction plan? Its only way the fuck out by Saturn. We can't even land a human back on the Moon at the moment.

>>508636398
>Fossil fuel will be scarce eventually

When will that be exactly? I’d love to know your expert opinion

>>508613928
think about all the airships we could make

>>508606127
>the worst
Ja, een lekker broodje rook worst!

>>508612743
epic reference.

updooted.

>>508635983
>>508636566
Its expensive now Cletus. Gas is up 50 cents a gallon overnight. Also kys

>>508604427 (OP)
we can see the organic remnants in the oil. This isn't hidden stuff. You can't see it with a normal microscope, but other ways of detecting small things can see chemical remnants of organic matter that makes up the oil.

We DO find abiotic fossil fuels, but never in a useful amount, and they are short-chain hydrocarbons that are not used in petroleum.

>>508604427 (OP)
Jews kept Titan a big secret. What do?

>>508605087
so there was plankton in space?

>>508604910
Your thread sucks ass. Kys for the good of all Mankind

>>508614941
>why is there never any real video of the earth spinning
Tell me you never took physics without telling me you never took physics.

This is the best we can do for reasons that would be lost upon you if I explained. The Earth Polychromatic Imaging Camera (EPIC) does not orbit the Earth in the traditional sense of a satellite circling the planet. Instead, it is onboard the Deep Space Climate Observatory (DSCOVR) spacecraft, which is positioned at a specific point in space where the gravitational pull of the Sun and Earth are balanced, allowing the spacecraft to remain relatively stable between them. This point is called the L1 Lagrange point.
Therefore, EPIC isn't orbiting the Earth directly. Instead, DSCOVR orbits the Sun at the same rate as the Earth. DSCOVR is controlled to slowly drift back and forth, as if it were orbiting the L1 point with a period of about six months. This allows EPIC to capture full-disk images of the sunlit side of Earth at least every two hours.
https://epic.gsfc.nasa.gov/about/epic

>>508636839
>we can see the organic remnants in the oil. This isn't hidden stuff. You can't see it with a normal microscope, but other ways of detecting small things can see chemical remnants of organic matter that makes up the oil
I guarantee he doesn't believe in things like viruses and will not believe this for the same reasons.

>>508634126
okay, muhommad.

>>508604427 (OP)
The rate at which carbohydrates accrue is not fast enough to cover our use of them. That is why oil and gas fields run dry.

Which isn't even the biggest issue for our energy needs. That would be the EROI of producing barrels of crude oil. To get resources you need to invest some. Therefore we naturally exploited the easiest to reach deposits first. Around 1900 one barrel of crude was enough to power the production of 99 more barrels of crude oil. By now we are at a return of 1:17 or even lower still. That means to keep our available energy level, we actually need to procure more and more oil from harder and harder to reach places.

The abiotic genesis of crude oil doesn't solve that huge problem because the process happens on a geological timescale.

>>508604427 (OP)
oil is very very long chains of hydrocarbons.
hydrocarbons of non-living origin are manlets, short AF.
shit like methane, ethane, propane etc and e.g. their respective alcohol forms if you like liquid at room temp better can easily made in a lab in a synthetic enviroment, all you need is carbon and water and a bunch of power that can come from regenerative sources like solar or wind.

So yeah, technically your propane stove could be 100% renewable and got nothing to do with fossil fuels if you source it correctly.

>>508604564
Are the Dutch seriously THIS obtuse? or are you trolling?

>>508619949
>We can create rubies in a lab but nobody has ever turned organic matter into crude oil.
Doesn't pennzoil do some things with natural gasses to make oil? Or is that not the same thing?

>>508629926
three

Titan isnt a blanet. You will see how common are the resources we have here on earth there in space. There s literally a diamond planet out there.
But too bad humanity likes to waste the time on the most irrelevant bullshit instead of exploring the space.
It s like we will see mars colonies by 2110 not by 2030 lol. Or even 2200. Humans aren t a space faring species, they dont desire to explore they do it out of needs they love to stay in their safe space in their community , why bother do something out of place.

>>508638423
You're not going to be able to argue with him because he's repeating things he doesn't understand or care to understand, and I don't think he's referring to synthetic oils.

It's not economically viable to create crude oil in a lab, but it has in fact been done. I'm sure there's a gotcha in there somewhere.

>>508604427 (OP)
Methane is one thing, long chain hydrocarbons are something else

>>508635805
Just the odds of an eclipse happening in a random youniverse is ridiculous.

>>508638008
Eventually the price will get high enough to force people to drive electric cars permanently killing demand causing the price to remain low enough for other harder to electrify sectors. Fortunately half of it is used in cars which can be electrified now. Gas car sales peaked in 2017, the doomsday scenario is literally impossible now

>>508621970
They were taken from different orbital heights (obviously)

>>508618693
kek

>>508619949
Oil if clearly a renewable resource. But in all fairness they’ve been saying petroleum is not a fossil fuel for years. But they still claim that methane is. Completely unrelated but could Titan have methane-based life forms? Life as we know it is a biased understanding projected onto other worlds nothing like ours. Therefore we don’t think it exists because we are only looking for one form of life

>>508622020
Titan receives ~1% of the energy from the Sun that the Earth receives. It gets roughly 3 times more energy from Saturn than it does from the Sun, which is still basically nothing. If you think it's not cold there, then look at Enceladus.

>inb4 Inceladus

>>508604910
Ancient MAGA aliens drilling recklessly to power their forced troon detransition/nigger whipping plants

>>508604427 (OP)
It's called "abiogenic oil" in science.

>>508606155
I MUST WALK ON THOSE MOUNTAINS

>>508604910
Huh abiotic synthesis thread, neat. Anyway they are formed and get expelled by the gradual forces of gravity and pressure far underground near the mantle.

>>508641823
>renewable
the big question is how renewable is it really? and if it has some function for the earth.
>methane-based life forms?
the oil on earth seems connected to the creation of life.
also consider how deep some of these oilwells are, at 10+ km depth they find oil.
and from the kola super deep borehole we also know that fossils were found at a depth of 6km.

>>508604427 (OP)
i remember seeing a "science news" snippet a long time ago talking about a spectrographic analysis of some huge space cloud that matched petroleum. it's gone, can't find any study like that.

>>508642676
I read years ago that oil can “scab” and can also clot like blood. Really makes you think… if true of course