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need more bames lads

You envy my undercooked toilet pastries You envy my undercooked toilet pastries

>>508617732
ffs kek

Open borders and remigration

alri la
what a good day today
bumped into me mate alby again, he's been buzzing for days because he's finally getting off the streets in a couple of weeks via assisted living in chester
idk if you lads will remember but thats the white lad who was denied housing locally because "no local connections" when he was born and raised here
ironically it was a DV charge against his ex that got him fast-tracked to housing through a different council
went B&M, got some new pillows because me fookin silent night ones went lumpy after a couple of weeks (soz jockmong)
saw me old supervisor from savers, julie
she was like bloody 'ell you're all grown up now kek
had a proper laugh
love julie
she's proper into conspiracy theories and she's redpilled on the boat people n that
hope you lads have had a good day today
any interesting news?

>>508616996
>get to bed loser wagie
>you slave while i play vidya
>your wife cheats on you cuck
>your son sucks bbc for free
>your daughter will marry a wog

>>508616996
none of those are social skills? and i love how you still find the time to hit 50 pbtid in every thread
pure dedication

>>508617961
you ok brinny?

>>508617747
Your visit to a piekarnia is noted. Why did you buy the worst thing they sell? Chioux buns and cream?
Not polish cakes which are excellent.
They look like Greggs fayre.

>>508617971
Define social skills then?

>>508617912
my right eye has been twitching for two hours because i've not slept more than 4 hours in one night for a week due to drug withdrawals
other than that pretty blessed thanks lad

sleeping pillls tonight so hopefully can get it sorted

Don’t you hate UK ads these days? I could give a couple of examples that I see all the time and annoy the shit out of me

>>508618043
I cook my pastries in the toilet laaa they're filled with my grandads jizz laaaa

>>508617971
>>508618026
thats jockmong, he's a highly successful antiques refurb salesman who travels the world for his business and other things and has two kids + still manages to have tons of free time to shitpost because highly motivated people know how to use their time efficiently. its not rocket science lad

>>508617666 (OP)
They're starting project bluebeam, whatever you do, do not board the ships, frens.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uY_xgaPRYxA

>>508617912
>soz jockmong
Why? I told you to dorma.

>>508618120
skills required to navigate society effectively through means of knowledge, charisma, and negotiation

not consooomerism crap and wageslaving thats's for certain

>>508618120
surely if it's not gift wrapping things and making orders online then there's no such thing as social skills?

Imagine if we just let everyone (and I mean everyone) come here that wants to but in return we'd be able to claim whatever overseas territory we wanted and build it up.
How long before the bames would suddenly want to remigrate back and start smashing the place to bits? I reckong they'd become real patriotic suddenly.

>>508617912
shits fucked

>>508618171
what sleeping pills you on lad? zopiclone?
thats the good shit
I had to take them once because I overdosed on vitamin C and it gave me the shits which kept me up for over 36hrs

>>508618179
RARE
A
R
E

a ballywick man
are you minted?

>>508618224
this nonce?

>>508618241
it's a kite you can see the string, why spam

>>508617666 (OP)
if enough browns flood the uk eventually they will want to leave again

>>508618179
What, on telly? You telling you watch fucking television in the year of our Lord twenty twenty five?

>>508618120
being handsome
being not ugly enough to have swag

>>508618245
anno
thats what I mean
I was going to but I ended up getting a new backpack, some new weights and random shit instead and went B&M for me pillows instead kek

>>508618278
whats up lad?

>>508618171
>i've not slept more than 4 hours in one night for a week
I didn't sleep through a single night in 5 years after my ex wife fucked up our kids.
Your struggles with drugs pale in comparison.
Stop crying and step up.

>>508618396
Yes

Love posting my toilet pastries on shitpol me i'm a proper chef I am.
Cant afford steak so toilet pastries is my dinner.

forsen

>>508618405
damn >>508618347

>>508618307
Did you try to kill yourself with vitamin c on purpose?

>>508618224
>two kids
Three kids.
Sipstea.jpg

>>508618411
gf quit her job, as she said she would
got a month to get a job or we've got no income

>>508618307
yeh i get my first 7.5mg dose tonight

been requesting it for days

they used to dole em out like candy at psych wards just to keep people asleep longer so they had less time to cause mayhem

>>508618498
no lad I was just feeling extra zesty
boom boom tshhhhh

>>508618391
Thing is there are enough brown peopel to fill the planet. At some point there'd be nowhere to go that isn't brown so why bother moving back to Bangladesh when you can live in Londonistanislamabadistan?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYM-RJwSGQ8&list=RDSYM-RJwSGQ8&start_radio=1

>>508618661
tove lo got her tits out onstage at a festival
pure schlag

>>508618442
what tf are u on about you'd die if you didn't sleep for longer than a few weeks

what did your wife do to your kids? no need for too much detail... i'm curious

>>508618661
i was going to offer you and your girlfriend finances in exchange for sexual favours but this tune is big you're a big man for this

>>508618472
Grim.

Joshposts, joshlarps, tripfags and memenonces in the filter, let's see if anything is left

>>508618250
>navigate society effectively through means of knowledge, charisma, and negotiation
Booking flights, buying birthday presents for my son and packaging sales I made to repeat customers of my self built business don't count as social skills?
Your desperate attempt to retain your families support through a residential treatment center do?

https://xcancel.com/EmilyP_Smith/status/1937468156856959119#m
>Unlike wealth, PIP and UC are almost entirely recirculated into the economy. Every penny is spent on goods and services, from travel, to equipment to care. It is never squirrelled away in some investment bank, it also enables many disabled people to stay in work. 1/
You don't squirrel away wealth in an investment bank, it isn't Scrooge McDuck's vault. And she's arguing here that PIP/UC is yet another corporate subsidy to employ spackers

>Now this has been found by the ableist side of the artist formerly known as Twitter. PIP and other disability related benefits have an economic multiplier of £1.48. I’m sharing the article below because others are behind paywalls and John Prings is great!
>Turning off comments now, need to mute for my sanity! Just to say, a hastily written tweet (that cannot be edited-no way am I paying for premium) that makes an important point but uses the wrong word brings out the worst in people! Time to invest in some self care
lol, btfo

How long until we start seeing army adverts with wh*te lads during every itv break then

>>508618723
hell yeah multiple times

>>508618837
You watch the adverts on ITV? Couldn't be me

>>508618837
they should put them in FIFA

>>508618557
ouch
its summer
you could do what I told blocko to do? get some cleaing products and do a pub crawl (no, stop, no drinking cauldron, I mean to earn money not spend it) and ask if anyone wants their cars washed
you won't make much money from that but you'll potentially make some local contacts that could get you a job even if its something cash in hand. one opportunity leads to another etc etc etc

>>508618576
I was surprised at how easy it was for me to get them yeah. me mum told me to go to hers because she was worried I'd start hallucinating n shiiiiiiiet and I rang my gp when I got there but it was a trainee doctor (female). not sure she should've given me them so easily lmao. but she did. she had to ring back as well because she didn't do the whole disclaimer thing of don't operate heavy machinery or drive after taking the metc
its good shit though man, I slept 15hrs at my mums after taking two and then had another 4hrs when I got home with only about 30 mins between kips
it was funny as well because the taxi driver we got when we went the asda to pick my prescription up used to be addicted to zopis as well

What do you think they're talking about

>>508618261
The having kids and building the business was the social skills. I'm at the profit stage
When you get to the preparation stage I may entertain your arguments.

>>508618751
I went out on a very formal and stuffy date with this woman when i was still a student
we went to this posh bar, she was the dullest person i've ever met
worked at a car dealership and obsessed with money, like some proto-andrew tate 6 years before
we got along really well but she declined to shag me
i continued drinking until long after she's left
messaged at like 3am saying
>LUV BIG BEETS IF YOU LUV BIG BEETS HMU
she had massive breasts
she never messaged me again and that was that

https://xcancel.com/PolitlcsUK/status/1937579747929657543#m
> NEW: Labour MPs are being warned that a major rebellion on the welfare reform Bill next week could trigger a General Election or a leadership contest, marking the "start of the end" for Keir Starmer
>One Labour MP said the threat from the whips and Cabinet Ministers did not phase them
>"I would be happy to see a leadership contest, I think perhaps it’s time for change"
Oh god, imagine a GE, PM Farage and the mong brigade

>>508618742
You don't need to keep changing your name, I'm filtering you by id

>>508618859
I approve of those nips

>>508618972
i could try doing that drunk, it's tennyson time, time to take action, however retarded or wither in despair

>>508618990
they're talking about how to bump into brit/pol/ lads when we go out for our neetwalks

>>508619017
>Oh god, imagine a GE, PM Farage and the mong brigade
Consent manufacturing for a war with boogeyman of the month fucks sake.

>>508618800
my family don't support me i paid for rehab myself
>booking flights
this is just pressing buttons on your phone
>spending money
this is not a social skill
>applying parcel tape to cardboard
this isn't even skilled labour let alone a social skill
fucking hell mate read a book nigger your priorities are way off

pic unrelated but i just wanted to flex on you

>>508618411
>new backpack,
The norf face overpriced schoolbag? FFS. Lad.

>>508619017
Imagine if Trump boosts Lowe over Farage

>>508618990
Filtermong and the suave way he silences VPN nonces

>>508618940
Can't live without the chase lad

>>508618950
Free in game Ronaldo trading card if you watch this advert 100 times

>>508618972
them etc*

>>508619017
Time for a New Stick

>>508618659
that will be the moment when we've passed the event horizon of a brown hole

>>508619006
>>508619079
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAikW433aJA

>>508619001
shut up virgin

>>508619173
The left having a leadership civil war, the right having a Lowe/Farage civil war. Oh god, could this finally mean a Lib Dem victory?
Or maybe Olukemi squeaks in

>>508619173
I don't think Trump knows what he's doing anymore desu

I use plastic cutlery to cut my undercooked toilet pastries laaaa

>>508617732
Is this to make faggots who lie to setup jokes that aren't real funny?

>>508618990
How do they tell each other apart?

>>508619001
lad... irish travellers shit out kids like it's a full time lifelong occupation and i'd hardly call them a "social" people

>>508619097
I know you're probably shitposting but fuck that, you wanna present yourself accordingly
don't play about with your money / housing lad you don't wanna be in dire straits
you're charismatic and intelligent so you could easily make some contacts this way or some other similar way but you've gotta be sober to do it

>>508619161
I like it because its techwearish, also tnf is a local favourite because we're all scouse wannabes. and its got a sick laptop pocket so I can train me AI when I'm out and about which might actually encourage me to go out more

>>508617732
Lmao

>>508619291
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoAzxAAFgfk&list=RDaoAzxAAFgfk&start_radio=1

a few years ago someone posted this song to me when gf went awol and i thought she was gone for good (she'd gone back to my parents house in a weird twist) i listened to it like 500 times

https://xcancel.com/brownliberite/status/1937184087745135030#m
>There is a certain chic and classy element of young Tories (no, not the arrogant Eton boys) that I quite like, and wish we had in the Liberal Democrats a bit more.
Pederasty and poppers?

>>508619378
Smell. One smells of vanilla, another cinnamon, sea breeze and forest

>>508619173
He won't though because Trump is megakiked just like Nigel.

>>508618859
>large[1].jpg
I've seen bigger.

>>508619424
I just believe that something will work out
it always has so far, i'll buy the tickets so to speak and do whatever i have to to stop my reality collapsing

>>508618764
Yeah, well two advertisements stick out to me. One was a Great Western Railways advert based around the famous five, trying to retrieve an engagement ring for a lesbian couple, most of the background characters, and one of the lesbians are black despite the Famous Five being set in the 1940s.

Another, also from Great Western Railways, had a seagull with a bristolian accent talking with a pigeon who had not a normal, native cockney accent, but an mle accent, meaning they got a black actor to play him, his accent and voice is really obnoxious but other than that, the ad is quite unremarkable

>>508619498
I'm pondering the fragrance

>>508618990
about josh being a paedophile so they won't go near him

>>508619484
ahh no this is the drill remix the original is so much better at being worse

>>508619632
intent > will > action
belief is good too but you also need the above to enact change
I get where you're coming from though, I do believe if you vehemently believe things will work out they do

im so demoralised at being british and living here that i dont work or even claim benefits. i eat once every 2 days and at this rate ill run out of money for rent by winter and become homeless.

>>508619772
At least you don't have to wage for Mr Shekelberg

>>508619772
>£3k a month in london
>payments made to Abdullah or you'll be on a kebab spindle

>>508619484
tmi

>>508618742
She ran off with them when they were 9 and 7. To Poland.
The 5 years of broken sleep resulted from her treating them to her nipple while falling asleep though.
A hard habit to break but I made the mistake of assuming she knew what she was doing.

>>508619738
mea tormenta properate ubi sunt flagella et caedes

>>508619772
cheer up. you could be an obese 42 year old paedo with no prospects in life so you shit up brit/pol with paki posts and demoralisation posts for 19 hours a day. It will never be that bad

sick of it

>>508619953
tmd from the stress you cause me

>>508619997
unique larp
odd but unique

>>508618837
A homeguard is needed to protect the channel. Would you join that?

>>508620079
laaaa I use plastic cutlery to cut my undercooked toilet pastries la, don't be racist

time to do me dailies

>>508620283
I'll man the trebuchets

>>508619370
Holy shit, could you read that back to yourself and understand it? If so you’re definitely a brown Kek

>>508619159
>flex on you
You broke down decades of social interactions and experience into a few customary skills.
You masturbated today. Now tell me about the social skills that taught you?
I'm guessing it was your uncle?

>>508619997
tf are you on about

>treated them to her nipple

you can't seriously be seething about your wife nursing your kids

no wonder she went awol and cucked you

>>508619953
Did you get my message? I am out of booze and my rent is due. You still got my account details?

toilet pastry laa is seething

>>508620403
Gangs of chavs from the north will be mobilsed to fight off the invading moors

>>508619291
>virgin
Projection is a hell of a disease.

>>508620428
>cum in ID

>>508620580
devvo was the first to be got by cancel culture

>>508619324
>anymore
Lmao. He never did. He's just a figurehead for losers.
It's an indictment of America. More losers than winners.

>>508620731
Devvo irl was hit hard by that shite

>>508620428
i haven't wanked today but interesting you made that accusation
your wife will leave you when she realises what a dull and narrowminded man you are
you see her as a sex object to replace your own hand
and shower your children with materialistic shit because you're insecure from never having been loved unconditionally and fear the resentment of your children
>inb4 "josh tier psychobabble"

>>508617666 (OP)
Groom the 77th Brigades' children, spit on 77th Brigades' wives, key 77th Brigades' cars, shit on 77th Brigades' doorsteps, laugh at 77th Brigades cocaine issues

>>508620818
this "josh tier" thing needs to fuck right off
my takes are not pleb tier

>>508620428
mild seethe

>>508620866
extreme seethe reaction

the balance of seethe must be restored

>>508619413
>irish travellers
I used to deal with them on the daily. When I lived in Ireland and was involved with transit vans.
Hard as nails in a group. Absolute try hard hard men one on one.
Ultimate pussies when faced by corporate no.

>>508620731
Britain used to be fun. It's been an absolute shitshow for the last 15-20 years

>>508620731
>2019
i was cancelled the year prior
nobody even used the word "cancel" when i got cancelled

>>508618859
>tove lo
dumb slut, I thought she was attractive until I found out she flashes her cunny and tits to everyone at a concert.

Be honest lads. How many different loicences do you own? I currently have:
>driving loicence
>fishing loicence
>concealed carry loicence

What is the etiquette on letting out flatulence in public?

>>508619424
>a sick laptop pocket
There can only be one.

>>508618990
probably ramen, or sushi

"Might start raping"
>Hahaha anon, what a silly spelling error, don't you mean 'rapping'?
"No, I've seen the sentencing and am making an informed profit/loss decision"

I know it's not a feeling that can last without booze but imagine if you could feel like 'fuck it bring on the torment and suffering' all the time
even jesus spazzed in gethsemane

>>508620663
looks like i struck a nerve virgin

>>508620079
This, everyone in the world can at least say they aren't as sad as j*sh, except j*sh lmao

>>508621026
i was the prototype i reckon

>Playing Marvel Rivals
>Yookay player (clearly London) constantly whining on comms about dying
>this is like 90% of UK players
>he tells us to change
>3 of us suggest things he could change
>he keeps repeating the same thing
>10 minutes straight of this

>Eastern European guy starts screaming "FUCK YOUR MOTHER" and "YOU ARE DOGSHIT" repeatedly to him
>Quiet UK lad who hadn't said anything yet says "when will you tickle your upper mouth with a shotgun"
>Feel proud to be British again

>>508621028
>nooo why isn't this famous singer remaining pure and innocent for me
what?

>>508621089
Since you're obviously Indian, the answer is to just do it as loudly and stenchfully as possible right in a crowded area, because Canadians deserve it.

>>508621026
>>508621218
I think hitler got cancelled before you

>>508620979
they're genetic abominations
completely spineless
act like tough guys
it's a front

>>508621117
i just rub my abs a lil and everything seems alright with the world yk?

>>508621193
dunnobout that, there were two spergs going back and forth all morning

>>508621235
I don't find sluts attractive, it's a mental thing.

>>508620079
>shit up brit/pol with paki posts and demoralisation posts for 19 hours a day.
I don't think he actually does that you know

>>508621381
its a low self esteem thing

>>508621098
elaborate

>>508621377
Filtered for larping about a larper larping

Might do a greentext to show you zoomers how easy you have it.

>>508621463
It's a high self esteem thing

>>508621048
>shellfish gathering license
>mudlarking permit
>kayaking license
>pedlars cert(actually expired now)

>>508621402
Filtered for bad take/j*sh nosh/samefag

>>508621026
>nobody even used the word "cancel" when i got cancelled
nigger you're not the only fucker to ever get sectioned it doesn't make you special and since we've only heard your side of the story, we all know that in reality you most likely brought it on yourself.

>>508621336
hitler didn't get cancelled
he was dictator and didn't get collectively ostracised he committed sudoku

>>508621497
A sick pocket, or a laptop pocket. Can't be both.

>still doing the filterlarp
bet his threads are bare

>>508621253
That may be acceptable among uncultured colonials, but we civilised people of the free world would never do such a thing without saying "sorry".

>>508621223
>>Yookay player (clearly London) constantly whining on comms about dying
That sounded something like this

https://voca.ro/1m2tO8u3lTJS

>>508621616
>be me
>shagging hairy sexy pussy in the 70s
>everyone was shagging and drinking and much higher rates
>buy a house by mistake and forget about it
>just doss with a metal band
>find a million quid in a briefcase
>found a jet ski business
>house i bought is on the location of the shard in london
>get 300 million
>give it all to oxfam

>>508621497
oi, you don't actually do this shit do you? plz be honest
>>508620079
> shit up brit/pol with paki posts and demoralisation posts for 19 hours a day

>>508621621
>kayaking license
This one struck me the most. Do you really need a license to operate a kayak? It seems quite draconian to me.

>>508621646
>criminal record for saying "my nigga"
>sectioned for not backing down

it's as simple as that
these are objectively verifiable historic events
you don't need a particular perspective to see that that is text book cancelling

are you a communist or something
you're sounding awfully communist right now

>>508621694
when was milo yiannopolous banned from twitter if you were earlier than that i will give you the title

>>508621646
He's not even mentally ill. He's just a spacker that couldn't deal with a few bottles of spirits and too much money.
Every prime minister we've had did worse in college.

>>508621617
no it really isnt
>ew i've just found out you've had more sex than me i no longer find you attractive and am totally repulsed now
its a defense mechanism

>>508621716
>free world
Check your maples lad.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c04dpnk1p6ko

Pralis blends fairy tale with scenes inspired by real life events

>A mature student who made a film merging fantasy fiction with an interpretation of the war in Ukraine, said it is a "magical feeling" to complete his first project.

>>508621980
>out in public on a sugar high yelling "my nigga!" at passing children
>given opportunity to apologise
>refuses
right and are those social skills you claim to have in the room with us now?

>>508621835
The only hairy pussy I saw in the 70s was on my way out and I've been trying to distance myself from it since.

>>508622179
it's not really like being raped to have an ugly old somalian sit next to you though is it

>>508621699
you've done me

>>508621857
no thats never been me
I used to spam selfies back in my alcoholic gobbo arc but that was like 2021 - 2022
its either ian or bradley (ask aus/pol/ about them) or boggo
but boggo just larps as the OG paki poster
I'd say crynonce too but I think crynonce might be a boggo larp

>>508619378

Maybe it's the positioning? Like you remember who's the one on the left of you, who's on the right, who is on the opposite end and etc. You could also assign numbers to each one of them to keep track. Number 1 was right of me today, but yesterday she was on the opposite side of me etc.

>>508622280
people haven't had sex since like 1978

>>508621463
Lmao
>if you don't like sluts, you have low self esteem!
Okay kike.

>>508622179
literally anytime I see a tiktok video about some young woman being approached or harassed its by ESL brownoids

>>508622288
It's abuse though. No one should have to be near a somali

>>508621999
about 7 months previously iiirc

>>508622131
Forgive me, but which country jails it's citizens for daring to share their opinions on Facebook? Certainly not mine.

>>508622179
Bit racist, that.

>>508621621
No television loicense?
you're gonna get a visit

>>508622369
yes but unironically

>>508622390
You were definitely in the early vanguard of the cancel culture grim reaper

>>508622353
I had a lot of sex in the 90s and since. Sex is the easy part.

BREAKING: Disneyland nonce CONFIRMED to be a paki

>>508622276
>refused to apologise
you're sounding awfulling subversive rn

>>508622454
I share it with the juden living under my floorboards, not in my name

>>508622383
this is why they invented somalia

>>508622288
he raped her with his tongue

>>508622369
he's right
sluts are free use
people will argue morality or traditionalism like muh sex before marriage, and they're right, ideally. thats how things should be
but to fall back on that in the present day and say thats why you won't fuck them is just cope and based on the fact that you're not masculine enough to be able to hold frame / dominance around a woman who has no intention to settle down with you
sluts are hard to control
so you have to be more masculine than the average man to be able to truly capitalise in any sort of situation with them
especially considering they have many more other men to compare you with and against
so it really is cope
if you're anti-slut, in a present day pragmatic framework, you just doubt your ability to be able to live up to their standards of masculinity / performance
and I'm not saying this to attack you, its just how it is, and its fixable

>>508622476
Yea, I have self respect enough to not get a disease from a slut.
There is a difference between a woman having many partners, and a man having many partners.
Fuck off kike.

>>508622519
if you say so
many 'modern' people make bold claims like 'ive had sex' but have you really?

>>508622578
OY
YOU GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT JUDEN?!@

>>508622559
>apologise
>still get done
idk im not into the lore but it sounds like she's done you there

>>508622399
Your nation jails people for tooting horns and parking.
Lest ye forget.
Jail is just an education. You've yet to learn. Lad.

>>508622644
have sex

>>508622538
They finally caught vishpoo the paki paedophile.

>>508622538
you're joking?

>>508622559
it's kind of nuts how well you handled it at the time
i would have spazzed at that age

>>508622538
>9 yo
>young women
KEK!

>>508622538
>going to Paris to be a pedo
why are British men like this?

>>508622288
saw a bulbhead earlier
was genuinely surprised by his bulbhead

>>508618990
The size of me knob

>say 'my nigga' to a black person who's not vibing with you but you're too autistic to notice
>they fuck you over
rafe 'i have social skills' i forgo his last name

>>508622580
Somalia inspired the invention of the lightbulb. Everyone with lighting is culturally appropriating.

>>508622756
Lol, the fact that you don't understand what I'm saying shows exactly what I mean.
You are not intelligent enough to understand sluts are disease magnets due to the act of being a slut.
I do not have any diseases, and I'm not going to go out and get one just to make some faggots on /pol/ believe me.
Lmfao, what even

>>508622644
the disease point isn't really an argument because you can / should be getting tested regularly as should the other person. a slut is only going to give you a disease if she doesn't get tested. so its not the fact that she's a slut that makes her likely to give you a disease. its the fact that she's an unclean, dirty, diseased little cunt on top of the fact that she's a slot
correlation vs. causation etc

>>508622923
ok virgin

>>508622930
>slot
slut*
kek

>>508622641
Nobody thinks that much, not normal people anyway.
Sluts are for shagging.

>>508622644
'ate slags

>>508622986
Lmfao
>has a child
definitely a virgin, guess I'm God now, cool beans

>>508623039
ok virgin

>>508622689
Got me

>>508622644
We didn't invent anti biotics over bread lad.
We invented them because we like sticking our dicks in east women.

>>508622641
do you have that hyper gonorrhea that was going round a few years ago?
bet this is all a cope for that

>>508622903
jay slaters last moments thinking he was sick for stealing a watch with somalians, then he had that light bulb moment in the desert

You lads ready for war?

>>508623146
So you like the orient? no wonder you have no scrupples.

>>508622559
I imagine he is welsh and about 5'4"

>>508622712
learnt a lesson
never apologise
never back down
never give an inch
don't discuss politics
sit it out

>>508622661
>but have you really?
How many kids do you have cauldy? We've never seen your other half. I've posted full face shots of one of mine.....

>>508623204
is that to stop their bellend from chafing

what do you do on a roundabout when its absolutely heaving as fuck and there just aren't opportunities to go because the entire population of the town have decided to pass through, not been driving long but its fkn well annoying

When i did my semester abroad in canada i lived with a muslim and an indian and i used to sing come out ye black and tans and the muslim guy was going to fight me and the indian guy said 'don't, he just hates us'
i could have been a rafel

>>508623183
>then he had that light bulb moment in the desert
Kek
He got lamped.

>>508623022
I think they do but its more subconscious or unconscious than anything so you're right but not fully

>>508623170
no lad the only STDs I've had are clap and hpv, and both were from my ex before I was redpilled kek. never caught anything from a casual fuck

>>508623356
No kids, i'm not sure if i'd be a good father or a terrible father

>>508622712
yeh her mum was an art dealer and her dad was a doctor in ldn
real rich kid
she wouldn't back down until i was completely fucked and they sectioned me between the event and attending court so i was pumped full of head drugs in the dock and gmcould barely string a sentence together
it still feels like a dream when i look back on it
>>508622806
i wasn't allowed to attend graduation and i was banned from campus - i was in a psychiatric ward when they were having their degrees conferred and i didn't even have internet access

>>508623492
take some extra driving lessons

>>508623204
I've been ready for war since the Berlin wall fell.
You lads aren't on the same page.

>>508623220
East from here is Slavs lad.
America. Education.

>>508622898
she was slagging off white people on a radio show calling ys crackers and honkeys so i thought i'd give her a good trolling
seriously ill judged

>>508623637
better than i would have done
i'd have been cringe and juvenile
you handled it with some adult decorum

>>508622898
furthermore the cact you're defending them is making me think you're actually either a moral void of actually on their side

>>508623492
You be a man and drive like one. If there's no space then you're not seeing one.

>>508623637
>i didn't even have internet access
Any chance you could go back there?

>>508623492
Prepare to stop, look to go.

>>508623755
>more noticing

>>508623653
its fine when its not as busy but peak rush hour is grim, I know what openings im looking for but its just shite

>>508623755
bit racist that

>>508623852
call me a nigga see what happens

>>508623492
i just wing it and have fast reaction times so by the time i've decided to gun it obody stops me. never had a problem with roundabouts at rush hour

in the countryside however i always give way because i'm a gent deep down

>>508622179
>She's a Thatcherite
Into the bin

>>508623916
>>508623930

>>508623623
>, i'm not sure if i'd be a good father or a terrible father
My kids are 18, 16 and 5 and I still haven't answered that question.
They will.
You need to give it away lad.

>>508623755
GOD I HATE MEN EVERY MAN SHOULD JUST DISAPPEAR MEN ARE THE WORST THING EVER

>>508623755
Without checking, let me guess the top three answers:
>Andrew Tate
>"toxic masculinity"
>Jordan Peterson

>>508623563
>only diseases
>chlamydia and herpes
shit lad that's grim
sorry to hear it was a gf n all that myst be really demoralising

>>508624052
you have a car?

>>508623755
i was on the tram the other day and a white family with a young kid (3-4) got on
this broccoli haired bame offered his chair
i did 3 laps of the novara media office apologising

>>508624068
times have moved on luv, we don't even know what a woman is any more. I might be one for all we know

>>508623901
not big
not clever
not funny

>>508623637
You were in college and waiting for others to tell you what you were?
Weak.
College is where you find out who YOU are. Not what others think of you.
You really need to listen to your addiction counsellor.
They will give you the child token after your step 5.

>>508623930
1996.... Collins.... Jordon........

>>508623991
hey brutha we all in this togetha my nigga

>>508623755
Kek her post history is interesting too.
>Brain damaged
>Lesbian

>>508624091
imagine you had a kid and it was a normie though

>>508624360
back to the looney bin wi you

Have a wank in the woods

>>508624320
ah, I see
actually I don't follow

>>508624401
imagine if it wasnt

>>508624113
Ywnbaw or tits or gtfo.

>>508624127
There are actually a lot of upvoted posts calling her sexist. No one mentions anything else, though.
Same with the Daily Mail comments on this story, most of them framing it as tradition gender roles versus feminism and equality, only a couple of veiled references to the elephant in the tube.

>>508624377
>brain damaged
>slathering libshit
of course of course

>>508623755
>The Tube
>London

>>508624068
Feminism is the root cause of all of this
>it's because of feminism that there are so many bames
>it's because of feminism that men don't want give up their seat and called a chauvinistic pig

>>508623736
God damn you don't understand a joke, holy fuck I'm done responding to this retarded mangled tooth LOICENSED moron.

>>508624545
>man, man, men, men, men, man London man
Stupid fuckers

>>508624164
nah it was my own fault kek, I was naive as fuck

thats the ex I almost had a kid with, she claimed she was pregnant and switched up on me, turned into a proper manipulative controlling psycho and that. wanted to move in and leech off me and used a prospective kid as her way in. despite being naive I wasn't about that life so I fucked it off. she faked a miscarriage, sending me pics of her toilet bowl being full of blood and toilet roll. also self harm cuts because she couldn't control me and it was a last ditch effort. had a new fella within a week. then I started showing symptoms so I contacted her, took her to the clinic in warrington just because I wanted to be responsible. never saw her again after that. she became homeless after a while and got into sex work then settled down with some bald ginger lad and got fat kek

thats the ex that got me into manosphere stuff and led me down the redpill path which spurred on my existential crisis from about 2017 until 2024 when it comes to women

thank fuck I'm over that part of my life

good sex though corrrr

just got banned from /tv/ for nothing. guess I'll chat to you cunts for a while

>>508624624
feminism is the result of unmitigated judaism

>>508624485
gfs mates have this little girl and i'm overprotective of that kid
we had some crates stacked up and i moved them so she wouldn't run into them and have them fall on her head and her mum was like
>you're too soft
she's probably about 3 years old now
crazy to think about

APOLOGISE

>>508624166
i did but it git vandalised in a random untargeted chimpout in a street in stowmarket while i was at work
total write off, four cars had bricks through all the wondows and screwdriver holes, crumpled up bonnets, torn out and smashed headlights, ripped off wingmirrors, slash tyres etc

i was told by the pub manager down the road it had appened to a few other cars and i believed him but never verified this

police didn't do shit about it

i was on the verge of tears on my bike the following week as i had spent three months working on that car deplacing parts to pass the mot and i was back on my bike and nobody seemed to give a shit

>>508624304
what are you on about mate
ehhhh? i literally can't make heads or tails of what you're saying

>>508624866
rough man
what car was it?

>>508624401
I've got an 18yo son who builds bongs almost to my level but not quite. My 16yo daughter is an emo I allow to get pierced but not septum and she knows not to tattoo.
My 5yo lives on a screen because I can't have anything to do with her due to her bpd mother being WAY too dangerous.
They'll all do well because I'm the best male genes they could ask for and I selected their mother's for looks.
My kids won't change the world, but they'll ride the wave.

>>508624756
I see witchdoctors and shamans

WILLY POSTED

>>508624856
i've never had a little sister or brother or any cousins
so no babies in my life
watching this kid grow up is so insane

>>508624826
>let his willy convince him to put it into a crazy
many such cases. glad you're more aware now

i never did this and immediately got out of a situationship/relationship when she got controlling or used emotional blackmail

>>508624977
get your son reading dostoyevsky to make sure he doesn't commit any crimes against pawnbrokers thinking he's napoleon

>>508624164
>Josh has Herpes
LMAOOOOOOOOOO
Must have got it from his grandad or his discord bumchums
KEKEKEKEKEK

>>508624846
every time I go there I get banned usually because of my tendency to notice things

>>508624661
>God damn you don't understand a joke
Make a joke, I'll try to understand.
Sorry USA lad but you're about as funny as a stubbed toe, about as relevant as a cave painting and about as interesting as a freshly painted wall drying.
American exeprionalism was in the 1950s.
You're merely a type of zoo animals to normal people now.
Tell me about your history, your culture?
,............

>>508624858
How long before some jeet climbs on top of the carriage and get's smeared onto one of the tunnels?

what compels a 50yo man to talk about his 16yo daughters piercings on the incel forum?

>>508625273
KEK dickless paedophile btfo again.

>>508624973
golf mk4 1.6 in reflex silver
had the sexy gold rims too
surprisingly good soundystem

i replaced the steering rack and pump, injectors, brakes. thrilled when it passed an mot as i bought it as scrap for 230 pounds

A lot of noticing going on here
You're not specoolating too are you?

>>508624826
>good sex though
Bpd lass.

>>508624858
The way they're all avoiding the bleeding obvious is really funny to me.
>Men, GROWN MEN
Ah yes, don't mention their ethnicity or culture at all I'm sure that plays no part at all in their behaviour.

>>508625374
>sifts replies for more shit to nootice
The Nooticer is a filterchad

>>508624855
It's not Judaism. It's simp acceptance.

>>508625371
its ok for a non car person ig

>>508625477
fuck off kike

>>508625371
golf rims * not gold rims
i'm not a chav

feel well old at 24 me, basically close to expiring at this age

>>508625578
24 is the twilight years, old smoky is sitting on the porch and it's getting sad
almost offensively old

>>508625556
minus points

>>508625515
wdym
it's a great first car
golf mk4 is an icon - maybe not as nice a drive as earlier models but way easier to work on and find parts for

and it was 230 pounds mate in 2021

>>508624866
>what are you on about mate
>ehhhh
I was on about the post where you spoke about your college years and it was all about what others saw you as.
You're still young. And drunk/drugged.
You'll get there lad. You're in the right place. Few weeks to go.

>>508625100
no thats what I mean lad
>she switched up
she was perfectly fine before that
was a boss relationship, we got on dead well, she was all over me and vice versa, loads of sex, she had the same autistic no filter as me etc
but one day she decided she might be pregnant (was probs a lie) and switched up thinking she could use that as leverage over me
as soon as she did that I was out of there
despite all my many flaws I have one thing I absolutely adore about myself and hold myself in high regard over
the fact I can't be controlled, as soon as I feel like someone's trying to control me I either push back or detach and ignore, simple as
but yeah it took me a while to let it sink in that this is how most if not all women meet their needs
>wear a mask to acquire a man
>mask comes off once leverage is acquired
the only difference is the degree
and the only counter-leverage is your willingness or likelyhood of leaving, thats when they respect you and don't play silly buggers
also its just started raining corrrr

>>508625273
>>508624164
also
hpv isn't herpes its the human papiloma virus otherwise known as warts

>>508625692
gold rims on a silver car would look vile

>>508625578
Is that because you live an unhealthy lifestle, don't drink enough water, get enough sleep and abuse your liver with alcohol or drugs?
I'm much older than you and feel really good, I walk 5-10miles a day (Currently listening to the Horus Heresy on audiobook while out walking) and lift 5 days a week. What's your excuse?

>>508624545
"You can sit down...on my dick"

>>508625708
230 pounds with the gold rims?

>>508625640
>Gurpatwant
I might start calling jeets gurpatwats now

>>508625182
I've bought my son a load of art supplies for his 18th. He was expecting a car.

>>508625738
i was supremeley confident and conscious of who i was

it was the proceeding events which stripped me of that

thanks for the good vibes tho
new me i think

>>508625477
>It's not Judaism
A lot of Suffragettes went on to join the BUF.

>>508625392
yeah in retrospect, probably
her mum died not long after she was born and her dad was mixed race jamaican who fucked off to the motherland iirc
she lived with her middle class auntie (no uncle as far as I remember)
so thats pretty much guaranteed to make her grow up to become borderline
she was quarter niggerblooded as well
built like a negress but looked white
her brother looked like a proper amerimutt though

Migrate:

>>508617724
>>508617724
>>508617724

>>508624545
no men went to war to protect the country and the society your modern feminism is actively ruining

>>508625946
you need to force him to read crime and punishment so he doesn't become a terrorist

>>508625708
not a gti or vr6
idk what else you want me to say

>>508621980
>sectioned for not backing down
and there it is.

>>508625322
What compels an incel to do anything?
I'd have killed myself at 18 if I'd never had sex.

>>508625800
not me m8 I eat only wholefoods, also lift 5x a week, get the sun, do no drugs but its just proper unc status isn't it, nearly a quarter of a century old, spent eons on this earth me

>>508625740
oh yeah that happens more and more
it's the classic pregnancy trap
best avoided at all costs unless you are completely certain
ah genital warts. fair enough. also grim

>>508625371
Fwd.
Disregarded.

>>508626092
>What compels an incel to do anything?
idk try the mirror

>>508625640
I hate this type of Anglo on Anglo squabbling

>>508625887
ngl that actually does look pretty decent

>>508626143
I was lucky, tiny breakout, only had one just above me willy and one on the inside of me arse cheek kek

>>508624304
your id ends in cum