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Anonymous (ID: YvKzfyrP) United States No.508653048 >>508653142 >>508653196 >>508653196 >>508653217 >>508653292 >>508653442 >>508653444 >>508653482 >>508653495 >>508653511 >>508653555 >>508653604 >>508653783 >>508653969 >>508654031 >>508654123 >>508654331 >>508655013 >>508655023 >>508655055 >>508655056 >>508655328 >>508655500 >>508655612 >>508655683 >>508655835 >>508656058 >>508657104 >>508658299 >>508658555 >>508658853 >>508659022 >>508659349 >>508659382 >>508659929 >>508660853 >>508660963 >>508661062 >>508661075 >>508661085 >>508661667 >>508662656 >>508662689 >>508663097 >>508663374 >>508664057 >>508664081 >>508664437 >>508664451 >>508664748 >>508664900 >>508665090 >>508665198 >>508665866 >>508667497 >>508668761 >>508669315 >>508669667 >>508670159 >>508670329 >>508670455 >>508671936 >>508672092
i fucking LOVE technology
Anonymous (ID: twaQl71u) United States No.508653142 >>508653235 >>508665831 >>508666125
>>508653048 (OP)

You made an Mp4 of this? What a waste of time. Just put an X link like everyone else.
Anonymous (ID: R9Weo3Od) Canada No.508653162
Faggot

CAPTCHA: GAYPT
Anonymous (ID: 8hnSobqQ) United States No.508653196
>>508653048 (OP)
retvrn to fire>>508653048 (OP)
Anonymous (ID: kKO+eZjV) United States No.508653217
>>508653048 (OP)
I JUST SHIT MY PANTS!
Anonymous (ID: Ews+olpv) United States No.508653235
>>508653142
kek, I am so sick of Fuentes faggots constantly posting X shit
Anonymous (ID: S4ghpQK8) United States No.508653292 >>508654929 >>508654934 >>508670254
>>508653048 (OP)
ya know whats real funny about that? that fancy screen on there? the hip and trendy fancy screen? like $0.75 on alibaba
Anonymous (ID: GpoT7z5F) No.508653442 >>508655768 >>508658749 >>508660433 >>508662907 >>508665198 >>508665303
>>508653048 (OP)
>cook time
>5
>3
>0
>start
I HATE THE TOUCHSCREENS I HATE THE TOUCHSCREENS I HATE THE TOUCHSCREENS I HATE THE TOUCHSCREENS I HATE THE TOUCHSCREENS I HATE THE TOUCHSCREENS
Anonymous (ID: bYwfNYCf) United States No.508653444 >>508653656 >>508670327
>>508653048 (OP)
I love my Bosch microwave. It cooks great and it charges my iPhone in under ten minutes.
Anonymous (ID: 5dJgPFBY) United States No.508653482
>>508653048 (OP)
Mine involves me punching in a number and hitting start. This looks tedious and fucking ghey.
Anonymous (ID: xgxOfcbR) United States No.508653495 >>508653608 >>508659133 >>508665205 >>508670689
>>508653048 (OP)
All that to make a hot pocket?
I push 2 buttons and I'm done
I don't want to play a video game on my microwave
Anonymous (ID: TcUA8mGF) United States No.508653511 >>508653632
>>508653048 (OP)
Imagine using this crap while plastered.
Anonymous (ID: 428XxvfE) United States No.508653555 >>508653632
>>508653048 (OP)
Imagine the grease smears.
Anonymous (ID: B5S28hAK) United States No.508653604
>>508653048 (OP)
That's so horrible.
Anonymous (ID: TuYgeen2) United States No.508653608 >>508654390
>>508653495
We used to turn a dial, and use a bungee cord to hold the door shut when the latch crapped out.
Anonymous (ID: xgxOfcbR) United States No.508653632
>>508653511
>>508653555
Kek has spoken
Your microwave is ass.
Anonymous (ID: 2/ySdhLF) Russian Federation No.508653656 >>508653831 >>508658948 >>508660174 >>508670327
>>508653444
>under ten minutes.
if you wrap it in foil it will charge in less than 5.
Anonymous (ID: giUt6jBo) United States No.508653783
>>508653048 (OP)
>DOWNLOADIN EPIC TECHNOLOGY
>COMMENCING THE MICROWAVE
>Loading... 10% ... 13% ... 43% ... 78% ... 98%
>MICROWAVE SUITE LOADED
>WELCOME TO THE COOKTOP, MR. WAYNE
Anonymous (ID: xgxOfcbR) United States No.508653831 >>508658948
>>508653656
I have a 1000W microwave and it charges my IPhone up to 50% in a couple minutes.
Anonymous (ID: oMW5E+J2) Denmark No.508653969 >>508659192
>>508653048 (OP)
>27sec
wow
imagine how much faster it'll be once we master the superior technology of a fucking dial
Anonymous (ID: C03ExyB6) United States No.508654031
>>508653048 (OP)
I just hit start/+30 seconds (repeat as necessary)
Anonymous (ID: 4+4W1ucG) United States No.508654123
>>508653048 (OP)
>27 seconds to set the cook time on this piece of shit microwave.
Death_to_JewSA (ID: CAAgd+Jw) Greece No.508654331 >>508658664 >>508660964
>>508653048 (OP)

I was watching the video and I was thinking all these motherfucker who believe in prophecies and messiahs.

Will the JewSA ever create anything that actually worth and makes our lives better? Since the 70s (where Jews occupied Washington), this country has went down the hill.

I don't even know what Trump is trying to achieve now but he will miserably fail.
Anonymous (ID: i/UxxwVn) United States No.508654390 >>508655145 >>508671107
>>508653608
stfu boomer
Anonymous (ID: Oa/PAiyp) New Zealand No.508654403
this made me so angry i punch my monitor and broke it in half
-posted from my Dingle-Berry
Anonymous (ID: ze9z+g04) United States No.508654929 >>508655495
>>508653292
Yeah the screen and dinky little microprocessor to drive it are so cheap these days.

I don't know if bosch is trying to impress us here, or maybe this saves them money somehow compared to an old school 8 segment display. I'm tempted to say they use the same software and microprocessor for all their appliances (since appliances need to browse the net these days for some reason) and this meant that everything had to have a touch screen to be compatible. Just a wild guess but it's the sort of business decisions that happen.
Anonymous (ID: 4+4W1ucG) United States No.508654934
>>508653292
whats more concerning is that there are other apps that arent "microwave".
Anonymous (ID: GDWPUPB/) No.508655013 >>508655290
>>508653048 (OP)
You VILL connect ze microwave to your WiFi.
You VILL use ze phone to control eet.
And you VILL be HAPPY.
Anonymous (ID: Bu8FHYwk) Australia No.508655023
>>508653048 (OP)
this is what happens when you get bloated up with non technical middle managers whos job is reliant on them making some change even if they cant think of any GOOD changes
Anonymous (ID: P+s8gq6x) United States No.508655055
>>508653048 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tY2R2EPG9jo
Anonymous (ID: JR0pEAbs) United States No.508655056 >>508655847
>>508653048 (OP)
Poor design plus user error. It's typically females who have problems with things like this. I hate foids.
Anonymous (ID: Bu8FHYwk) Australia No.508655145 >>508667145
>>508654390
boomers are literally no better than niggers
Anonymous (ID: Z+mncLXf) United States No.508655165
I get all of my appliances at the Goodwill, Salvation Army, and ReHome stores. No Jew Wi-Fi tricks for me.
Anonymous (ID: YYzwelxH) United States No.508655219
>bosch
overengineered german bullshit would you look at that.
Anonymous (ID: ze9z+g04) United States No.508655290 >>508655720
>>508655013
Your microwave will be a subscription service.
Basic plan is 30 minutes of microwave time per month
Unlimited plan up to 100 minutes
On the go? Take your microwave minutes with you.

Your microwave will also play targeted ads.
Anonymous (ID: laHLwJE1) United States No.508655328
>>508653048 (OP)
How much lifeforce per tap of da touch did the appliance absorb in it's soul capacitors?
Anonymous (ID: mHi0CTg4) Russian Federation No.508655495 >>508656862 >>508659710
>>508654929
Touchshit is easier to waterproof, less prone to mechanical failure and cheaper to replace than conventional button setup. Beancounting means we're forever doomed to live with this swiping retardation instead of fondling big manly knobs as God intended.
Anonymous (ID: 4ZqdTEFh) Canada No.508655500 >>508656862 >>508664202
>>508653048 (OP)
I miss my old microwave. It had one analog dial. That's it. It was perfect.
Anonymous (ID: uKsvOF+I) Australia No.508655605
My microwave has buttons and if I want to cook for 5 minutes I just press quick cook a few times and its set
Anonymous (ID: qarwwBxt) United States No.508655612
>>508653048 (OP)
set for 99, open it when you need, close and redo on next meal.
Anonymous (ID: O56c+J5C) United States No.508655683 >>508659349
>>508653048 (OP)
designs like this are so GAAAAAAYYYYYYY
Anonymous (ID: 4+4W1ucG) United States No.508655720 >>508657523
>>508655290
imagine the hot pockets slogan blasting out of a cheap piezo speaker as you pull one out of the microwave because it has internal and external camera and requires a qr code to cook whatever you're trying to put inside, there are no buttons, you are now dependant on a buggy machine put together by the dumbest third world retards for you quick and easy snack.
Anonymous (ID: sDDT0U5j) United States No.508655768
>>508653442
This.
Anonymous (ID: HJXYVRqa) United States No.508655835
>>508653048 (OP)
nerds love dials and tactile feel. Not this globohomo shit.
Anonymous (ID: YAdC5QMy) United States No.508655847
>>508655056
Listen to yourself. It's a fucking microwave. We don't need every fucking appliance with a touch screen and a built in IoT device
Anonymous (ID: 9m/keBop) United States No.508656058
>>508653048 (OP)
keep in mind that every greasy-fingered person in your family will be leaving this dirty before you use it
Anonymous (ID: ze9z+g04) United States No.508656862 >>508658836 >>508659472
>>508655495
But they could also used raised buttons like this and still be waterproof and tactile.

But, I guess a touchscreen might just be cheaper overall. And probably a lot of people just look at it and think "easy to clean" without thinking of hours wasted touching the touch screen.

>>508655500
Nice
Anonymous (ID: 12sHtO9b) United Kingdom No.508657104
>>508653048 (OP)
is that a repurposed chinese smartwatch?
Anonymous (ID: APSqznI8) United States No.508657211 >>508659705
lol what a piece of shit. Luckily it will break in two years and the next one will just have regular buttons again
Anonymous (ID: ze9z+g04) United States No.508657523 >>508658174
>>508655720
They play the hotpocket ad and also need the required app on your phone which also plays the hotpocket ad.

It'll also need to monitor your eyes for "safety" so you don't accidentally leave it on. But really it's monitoring your attention to the ads, to pass data on to the analytics companies.
Anonymous (ID: 4+4W1ucG) United States No.508658174 >>508660368
>>508657523
>scan qr code
>downloading cooking directions
>hotpocketsยฎ requires cooking for 2 minutes in 1000W microwave would you like to proceed?
>yes
>no
yes
>cooking cancelled
>hotpocketsยฎ requires cooking for 2 minutes in a 1000w microwave your current microwave is only 900W
>We are sorry for any inconvenience
>Have a nice day.
>Hotpocketsยฎ jungle plays
Anonymous (ID: vp3pgl9A) United States No.508658299
>>508653048 (OP)
Less parts is cheaper.
goyslop game (ID: 6pJ1s5GU) United States No.508658404 >>508659639 >>508659773 >>508662047
Anonymous (ID: lRmniIZW) Myanmar No.508658555
>>508653048 (OP)
>Your one year free trial of Bosch Boostโ„ข included with your purchase has expired
>Please connect to a WiFi network and purchase a Bosch Boostโ„ข membership to continue enjoying full functionality of your device
>Bosch Boostโ„ข packages start out at only $8.99 a month + tax when purchasing a Bosch Boost Basicsโ„ข* 24 month subscription!

*Basics subscribers cannot use all features and are limited to 5 minutes of microwave use in any 24 hour period
Please see Bosch Boostโ„ข website for further terms and conditions.
Anonymous (ID: 4oQXyxqy) Spain No.508658652
Heh
Anonymous (ID: C3NL8Wyn) United States No.508658664
>>508654331
Nope we'll just keep remaking the same shit but worse
Anonymous (ID: 9qj3BzdK) Mexico No.508658749 >>508664584
>>508653442
This, I hate this push for smart touchscreen shit and AI. Imagine being a tech bro who thinks controlling every appliance and light of your house should be done via you're phone instead of simple switches and buttons. A fucking microwave shouldn't be more complicated than a few button presses.
Anonymous (ID: 4+4W1ucG) United States No.508658836 >>508660773
>>508656862
>stop
>play
does this play dvds?
Anonymous (ID: cAq1Zu9T) United States No.508658853 >>508659046 >>508660873
>>508653048 (OP)
Yes, buy the latest wifi s()ybox.
Anonymous (ID: SY5kZrsp) United States No.508658948 >>508659101
>>508653656
>>508653831
remember to never wave charge over 300 seconds
Anonymous (ID: 1TQE+p2f) Myanmar No.508659022 >>508659083 >>508664411
>>508653048 (OP)
Also I thought western companies these days are all about accessibility and inclusivity for less-abled (disabled is offensive) people?
How the fuck is a blind person going to use this? Even my cheap piece of shit Chinese made microwave has braille around the dial and buttons.
Anonymous (ID: 4+4W1ucG) United States No.508659046
>>508658853
my pottery instructor in college was pregnant and would scarf this shit down non stop. her kid is probably a discord tranny by now.
Anonymous (ID: SY5kZrsp) United States No.508659083 >>508659705
>>508659022
kek, microwaves dun have braille
t. says the blind man as he picks up his hammer and saw
Anonymous (ID: YhIlQ1tx) Canada No.508659101 >>508659180 >>508659208
>>508658948
Wow, I didn't know that. Does it still work? I'm going to try it.
Anonymous (ID: FvfZuler) Canada No.508659133 >>508659373 >>508659705 >>508659879 >>508662989
>>508653495
I have pockets on a custom preset
Anonymous (ID: SY5kZrsp) United States No.508659180
>>508659101
it works wonders! i heckin love technology guise!!!
Anonymous (ID: hbSJIste) United States No.508659192 >>508659275 >>508659578 >>508663950
>>508653969
We have to place a physical device if we want to spy on you using a before times dial. Now you have a touchscreen that spies on you.
Anonymous (ID: 4+4W1ucG) United States No.508659208 >>508659554
>>508659101
Anonymous (ID: 4+4W1ucG) United States No.508659275
>>508659192
every tv has a fuxking microphone in it. regardless of if it has voice operation or not.
Anonymous (ID: bZxUEcu0) United States No.508659312
Ni/g/gas explain yourselves
Anonymous (ID: o8Sr1EEO) Germany No.508659349 >>508660873
>>508653048 (OP)
>Sir, the store is closing now, would you like to buy the oven or not ?
>>508655683
not only is it a backwards step in useability but it also does not work well enough, they do this digital induction shit so normies cannot repair it and come crawling to get their udder milked.
analog design > digital
Anonymous (ID: SY5kZrsp) United States No.508659373
>>508659133
>I have hot pockets on a custom preset
fuck man, pretty bold to admit something like that eh? what's your waist size, in freedom units?
Anonymous (ID: I/6VWc4H) Canada No.508659382
>>508653048 (OP)
what a tedious experience to go through to simply turn the fucking microwave on
Anonymous (ID: o8Sr1EEO) Germany No.508659472
>>508656862
you buy this because you dont want your housemaid leave its germs in the crevasces of the touchpad and you dont care about the wasted time because your wagie housemaid will operate it anyways and they get paid for it and if they dont service on time you fire them
everything nice and clean
Anonymous (ID: YhIlQ1tx) Canada No.508659554
>>508659208
My phone is at 80%. Does it have to be below a certain level to do it safely so it isn't hard on the battery?
Anonymous (ID: SY5kZrsp) United States No.508659578
>>508659192
ive been fucking with peoples' i know close captioning systems on their living room tv's for over a decade from my house. once they started making them wifi connected+cameras it was game overies
Anonymous (ID: VAH7U0Q3) United States No.508659616
Does that run Doom?
Anonymous (ID: 7zptQ44w) United States No.508659639
>>508658404
KEK
Anonymous (ID: Nxqg4LR9) Poland No.508659662
>buy the cheapest microwave on the shelf
>it's always 600W, only has time dial

It could've had adjustable power but I will never understand why would people purposefully buy anti-technology like the thing OP posted
Anonymous (ID: lRmniIZW) Myanmar No.508659705
>>508659083
Mine does

>>508659133
Custom presets are only available to Bosch Boost Premiumโ„ข subscribers

>>508657211
No the next one will have a camera installed so you don't even have to touch it - you twist your hand in front of it to operate the "dial" like Tony Stark! So heckin cool!
Anonymous (ID: HeaLr7Vq) Estonia No.508659710 >>508660661
>>508655495
Are you retarded, a regular physical switch has more duty cycles than you have years left to live and is far easier and cheaper to replace if it fails, this touchscreen everything shit is just kike bullshittery to demand more shekels for an objectively worse product
Anonymous (ID: o8Sr1EEO) Germany No.508659773 >>508659829
>>508658404
Anonymous (ID: XcF1QDXf) Japan No.508659809 >>508659964
Recently, removing features and making things as inconvenient as possible has come to be called "improvement."
It's a kind of voodoo shit that even companies don't understand, but by doing this, the product sells well to faggots who have always fiddled with their smartphones like their nipples as well.
Anonymous (ID: 4+4W1ucG) United States No.508659829
>>508659773
now this is technological progress!
Anonymous (ID: PsfxD1Jy) United States No.508659879
>>508659133
>I have pockets on a custom preset
Anonymous (ID: +wiGp16R) United States No.508659929 >>508660064
>>508653048 (OP)
Damn, that's gotta be a nightmare to use if you're drunk and hungry.
Anonymous (ID: 4+4W1ucG) United States No.508659964
>>508659809
>just like my itodleler 32xl! this microwave is heckin awesome!
thats the mentality yes.
Anonymous (ID: 4+4W1ucG) United States No.508660064
>>508659929
at what point would you give up and eat whatever your trying to heat cold? Ive eaten a 2 day old burrito sitting on my floor when I was drunk and hungry.
Anonymous (ID: pgJQp2k0) United States No.508660174
>>508653656
The new foldable iPhone charges in a couple seconds now.
Anonymous (ID: smHBIb3C) Mexico No.508660368 >>508660814
>>508658174
>it requires 2 minutes, you have 1.38 seconds left on your monthly plan, would you like to cook anyways?
yes
>hot pockets are NOT safe to consume when undercooked do you wish to proceed?
yes
>I'm sorry, goodNess dot com does not allow under cooking of their Hot pockets (tm) food product, heating canceled, would you like another operation?
yes
no
Anonymous (ID: TlwWwj8s) United States No.508660433 >>508662760
>>508653442
on mine you don't even have to hit cook time
and it has a 1 minute button, to cook something for 2 minutes you just hit it twice
I don't use a microwave a lot but every time I do I like to think about how to use the least amount of button presses
Anonymous (ID: mHi0CTg4) Russian Federation No.508660661 >>508661442 >>508667596 >>508667917
>>508659710
>regular physical switch has more duty cycles than you have years left to live
You shouldn't attempt clever phrasing with chihuhua IQ, it just comes out silly. And no, modern consumer grade switches are generally dogshit and fail quite fast especially with constant use on something like a microwave.
>far easier and cheaper to replace if it fails
The labor costs of fidgeting with mechanics alone make it impractical already. That's why everyone has moved on to plug-n-play assemblies and the repair is basically just swapping a module and sending a faulty one away for factory refurbishment.
Anonymous (ID: ze9z+g04) United States No.508660773
>>508658836
It can erase DVDs

Play button adds 30 seconds
Stop button stops, clears
Anonymous (ID: 4+4W1ucG) United States No.508660814 >>508661154
>>508660368
>an unknown error has occured your microwave will now do a factory reset. please do not turn off your microwave during the foctory reset process.
>rebooting
>reset success!
>please enter you email address and password to login to your Bosch premium account.
>please check your email for the security passcode to continue
>welcome to your Bosch Microwave!
Anonymous !niqjediPCA (ID: 0v/RVLk/) United States No.508660853 >>508661162
>>508653048 (OP)
The Prophecy..... is TRUE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BnLbv6QYcA
Anonymous (ID: smHBIb3C) Mexico No.508660873
>>508658853
fruit COLLECTION, those are collectors edition edamame in their original unopened packaging, they even payed 100 dollars to have them professionally graded!
what you're looking at there is about 2500 dollars of rare edition edamame
>>508659349
did you see this rant about bosch washing machines?
https://youtu.be/5M_hmwBBPnc
Anonymous (ID: a2gw877u) United States No.508660963
>>508653048 (OP)
Indians fucking love this kind of shit, I really don't know why.
Anonymous (ID: KkNEkoEw) United States No.508660964 >>508661488
>>508654331
it says Bosch on that microwave abomination. as always the GERMan must overengineer and overcomplicate everything since they dont have the IQ to produce something simple and efficient.
Anonymous (ID: h5+KL8qw) Vietnam No.508661062 >>508661685
>>508653048 (OP)
the home appliance department of Bosch is full of jeets and viets, and the executive decisions come from jeets also, just saying
Anonymous (ID: imnZMeth) United States No.508661075
>>508653048 (OP)
Yeah everything fucking sucks now. Never buy GE, I had 2 of their microwaves crap out on me within a month. They keep blowing fuses.
Anonymous (ID: P0VS5zV6) Australia No.508661085 >>508662555
>>508653048 (OP)
Microwaves can suck my dick. Excellent video that clearly shows the state of the entire planet today. Needlessly fucked in the head. Not just microwaves or tech. Everything.
Anonymous (ID: smHBIb3C) Mexico No.508661154 >>508661629
>>508660814
ooooohhhhh that reminds me, sister's "liberty (tm)" by Jeep (tm) truck, once was updating, so she just didn't give a fuck, left, well there was an update error, and two days later the goddamn thing wouldn't start, the *original, jeep insurance said nothing was wrong, that's her problem they don't know that problem to happen
well 3 weeks later, turns out ohhh,.... yeah we know about this problem, haul it here (on your dime (tm)), and we'll fix it for "free*"
*small fee because it's not really included in the original warranty
thank you for your purchase
heh
got rid of that shit FAST and traded it "down" (up) for an old nissan truck with physical components and no goddamn screen
Anonymous (ID: mSlMKVHu) United States No.508661162
>>508660853
>everything is just a few hundred clicks away
kek
Anonymous (ID: OmuVSwou) Estonia No.508661442 >>508667596
>>508660661
>get btfo
>instantly start coping with le butthurt belter meme
Pathetic, no wonder your country is falling apart
>That's why everyone has moved on to plug-n-play assemblies
Switches are already "plug-n-play", they're two simple components vs completely unnecessary electronics for some chinkshit touchpad that falls apart after a couple months that is 20x more expensive to manufacture
Anonymous (ID: smHBIb3C) Mexico No.508661488
>>508660964
they DID but they either died or were spirited away to the great satan or commie block in the 1945 debacle
>entre mas sabes
Anonymous (ID: 4+4W1ucG) United States No.508661629 >>508662555 >>508669773
>>508661154
It just keeps getting worse and worse.
Anonymous (ID: DmoOYR04) Australia No.508661667 >>508662361 >>508662418
>>508653048 (OP)
Casual reminder the best toaster ever made is from the 50's, uses no electronics, and no you aren't allowed to have one you fucking GOY because fuck you
Yes we could mass produce them as cheap as chips but we don't want you to enjoy anything
Anonymous (ID: smHBIb3C) Mexico No.508661685
>>508661062
niggspeak has gone too far into gringo life
if you hard then you hard
what the fuck does that even mean?
if you fall, then you fall
if you eat, then you eat
like, ehhh that's the first eating falling or being* hard part
*non nigger approved verb
>substitute NIGGER in the image, I'm too mexican to do it myself
Anonymous (ID: ePLQ6am4) No.508662047
>>508658404
DAMN
shut up and take my money!
Anonymous (ID: sHXHZ70Q) France No.508662134 >>508665602
Anonymous (ID: XcBcBi1p) Bulgaria No.508662361
>>508661667
How are company profits going to go up if you can just buy a toaster once and use it for a lifetime?
Cool it with the antisemitism.
Anonymous (ID: ilkyxpu7) Australia No.508662418 >>508662630
>>508661667
you're talking about the one that uses a solid state thingy sensor but not to just wait til it hits a brown level and ejects ay

ps: on my microwave from 25 years ago I would've pressed start 5 times to get 5 mins and it be going
Anonymous (ID: smHBIb3C) Mexico No.508662555
>>508661085
nuh uhhhh atom bombs still run on floppy drives
uWu
>>508661629
let's just import illegal russian/nork/chink shit hardware that's like 40years "behind" (in the future because the future is backwards, also bring back slavery and women shouldn't vote)
Anonymous (ID: DmoOYR04) Australia No.508662630 >>508662742
>>508662418
All it does is use a bimetallic strip to trigger an automatic lift of the toast once a desired heat happens.
Anonymous (ID: joC9xso9) Japan No.508662656
>>508653048 (OP)
Nobody knows how to do embedded any more so you get all this incompetent shit. It's fucking awful. I thought about going into it but the pay is bad.
Anonymous (ID: 9OBJm6VH) Greece No.508662689
>>508653048 (OP)
WELCUM 2 DA FIUCHAH!
Anonymous (ID: ilkyxpu7) Australia No.508662742 >>508662879
>>508662630
the strip reacts to the heat but only coming off the toast or something

so all your breads come out perfect brown
versus today shits on a timer
so mums gluten free bread needs different time to helgas who needs different time to the viet baker
Anonymous (ID: hCEf1Ear) Brazil No.508662760 >>508663467
>>508660433
Sure, but can you use your microwave with half button presses???
Anonymous (ID: cEQftmuL) United States No.508662830
>his microwave doesnt have 4k wifi bluetooth dobly

NGMI
Anonymous (ID: DmoOYR04) Australia No.508662879
>>508662742
And you're not allowed to have this toaster GOY!
Anonymous (ID: nadYlfM9) Poland No.508662907
>>508653442
Yeah they are shit and much slower than Physical buttons. I want to go back.
Anonymous (ID: E504kYq7) Costa Rica No.508662989
>>508659133
Anonymous (ID: 8BK7N2s7) United States No.508663097
>>508653048 (OP)
>needing a tiny iphone screen for your microwave
>it's a circle
>looks ugly as shit
This is somehow worse than a "smart" fridge. I am disgusted with current-year appliances needing a touch screen and an internet connection. The only things that should be connected to the internet are your PC, laptop, phone, and TV. Not your fucking microwave because some guy could hack into that shit and turn it into a nuke that'll vaporize you and your apartment.
Anonymous (ID: +jszeiZT) United States No.508663300 >>508666792
[[[They]]] want everything to be a touchscreen so they can eventually display ads on it
Anonymous (ID: 030PJiu+) United States No.508663374
>>508653048 (OP)
I just hit the 30 seconds a bunch of times and then throw the food in. At my parents house I just push 9999 and start leave it for a little while.
Anonymous (ID: G7kjClim) United States No.508663467
>>508662760
>he doesn't know how to utilize parallel universes for his microwave
NGMI
Anonymous (ID: 2CjaVXal) Hungary No.508663762 >>508663846 >>508664281
>one dial for power
>one dial for time
Literally the best design - and itโ€™s dying out to shitty american digital ones where you need to press five buttons just to warm your food, vs less than a second of turning a knob

I had to buy a microwave recently and only the cheapest noname crap had this setup. Makes me sad
Anonymous (ID: ilkyxpu7) Australia No.508663846 >>508665373
>>508663762
max power all the time
now it needs only one dial
Anonymous (ID: 2CjaVXal) Hungary No.508663950 >>508666777
>>508659192
>We have to place a physical device if we want to spy on you
My nigger, you have 5 cameras and 3 microphones in your pocket on a device you use to criticize Israel every day, but you are paranoid about china finding out how long you leave your popcorn popping
Anonymous (ID: NpkaX1+u) Germany No.508664057
>>508653048 (OP)
dont buy german tech in 2025. its all made outside of germany
Anonymous (ID: 8REK8v59) United States No.508664081
>>508653048 (OP)
Anonymous (ID: kDg6w8ya) United States No.508664202
>>508655500
then just buy one retard not like they stopped making them.
Anonymous (ID: sHXHZ70Q) France No.508664281
>>508663762
I feel you. I still have a 80s microwave with only one dial and two buttons: cook or unfreeze.
My parents have a "modern" one without even a dial. You have to press one button to add 30 seconds. That's it.
Want to cook something for two minutes? Hit the button 4 times. That's so stupid.
Anonymous (ID: SJa37uBg) United States No.508664411
>>508659022
Obviously the microwave screams out the current set temp/setting and time. Isn't that intuitive?
Anonymous (ID: gtxUfeBv) United States No.508664437
>>508653048 (OP)
Anonymous (ID: IqFS5N5f) Germany No.508664451 >>508664793
>>508653048 (OP)
I hate touchscreens so much it's unreal. They're replacing every physical button and knob with it and the usability and tactile feedback suffers greatly.
Compare the microwave in the OP video with one that has a physical knob. With the physical knob you rotate it until the time is 5 minutes and you press the start button. It takes 5 seconds max.
Anonymous (ID: gtxUfeBv) United States No.508664584
>>508658749
>Imagine being a tech bro who thinks controlling every appliance and light of your house should be done via you're phone instead of simple switches and buttons.
maybe i'm wrong but i feel most tech literate people don't like this type of shit. touch screen microwaves and bluetooth lightbulbs are for normoids who will fall for every retarded tech scam because they think high tech = convenience or owning every stupid new gadget is a status symbol
Anonymous (ID: RnxUWzHa) Canada No.508664748
>>508653048 (OP)
i just slam the door shut and press the 30 seconds button 6 times fast then open it at the last millisecond of the last second fuck technology
Anonymous (ID: sHXHZ70Q) France No.508664793
>>508664451
>want to change your car's temperature/cooling?
Sorry goy, now you have to look at a screen and navigate through 3 menus.
Anonymous (ID: X1qmJY8d) United States No.508664900
>>508653048 (OP)
>tfw your microwave is lagging
Anonymous (ID: TDZiAH14) United States No.508665090
>>508653048 (OP)
How did such an atrocious interface got approved?
Anonymous (ID: IQfnzs2r) United States No.508665198
>>508653048 (OP)
>>508653442

at least they could've made it a rotary dial phone interface for the numbers!
Anonymous (ID: 0Z8hIZvd) Poland No.508665205
>>508653495
>I don't want to play a video game on my microwave
now you will have to because touchscreens got so cheap it's cheaper to use them than implement physicals buttons hence why modern cars are full of tablet screens
and because retards think it's fancy and not just another cost cutting measure it's being adopted EVERYWHERE, just like that fucking Bluetooth connectivity gimmick
not to mention those touchscreen control panels are significantly more fragile than average physical button so if you break it you basically brick your device
Anonymous (ID: nMAMj7qY) United States No.508665303 >>508665538
>>508653442
same my moms microwave has one and it drives me insane, i hate niggercattle touchscreens
Anonymous (ID: 1pfUlPZd) United Kingdom No.508665365
It's cool, but I think there should be some ads showing on the touchscreen that you have to watch for at least 7 seconds before you can skip forward to the meal preparation.
Anonymous (ID: 0Z8hIZvd) Poland No.508665373
>>508663846
>max power all the time
not ideal, you want less power and more time for defrosting things or else you will get cooked and frozen spots.
Anonymous (ID: 4+4W1ucG) United States No.508665538
>>508665303
>please solve the captcha to start your microwave
>get captcha
>120 second timer
Anonymous (ID: 0Z8hIZvd) Poland No.508665602 >>508665933 >>508665998
>>508662134
why in the fuck does fridge have enough processing power to run windows, I don't understand
what does this fridge use it for?
it's a fucking fridge
Anonymous (ID: 9I2p5N4b) United States No.508665831
>>508653142
Lel
Anonymous !niqjediPCA (ID: 0v/RVLk/) United States No.508665866
>>508653048 (OP)
"Everything as a service" strategy.

(Please insert money into your desklamp to access "On" functionality for the next 30 seconds.))
Anonymous (ID: 4+4W1ucG) United States No.508665933 >>508665990
>>508665602
the ice maker runs on .net framework
Anonymous (ID: sNGKPOVq) United States No.508665990
>>508665933
lol
Anonymous (ID: sHXHZ70Q) France No.508665998 >>508666303
>>508665602
Your fridge WILL require internet connection.
You WILL have to watch ads before being allowed to open it.
Welcome to hell, anon.
Anonymous (ID: 79Tvi6F7) Mexico No.508666125
>>508653142
9/10 would upvote
Anonymous (ID: 0Z8hIZvd) Poland No.508666303 >>508666564
>>508665998
yes I love standing in front of fridge for extended periods of time, programming reminders to let me know if something is about to expire instead of just putting things that would expire first in most accessible place
Anonymous (ID: FLafV2J3) United States No.508666408 >>508666754 >>508666937
Uses over 3Gb of data a day to be a washing machine.
Anonymous (ID: sHXHZ70Q) France No.508666564 >>508667086
>>508666303
What about seeing what's in your fridge without opening the door?
Anonymous (ID: 0Z8hIZvd) Poland No.508666754
>>508666408
those smart devices are often come preinfected with botnet and are used to commit things like DDOS attacks or even fucking mine crypto
smart devices are the dumbest trend. End user gets fuck all and manufacturer gets to datascrape you and save on implementing physical buttons
Anonymous (ID: hbSJIste) United States No.508666777 >>508666847
>>508663950
Does your data on one device go to the same place as the other devices?
Anonymous (ID: 999eDR0b) United States No.508666792 >>508666896
>>508663300
It needs to run DooM
Anonymous (ID: 2CjaVXal) Hungary No.508666847 >>508667199
>>508666777
Yes, to Israel
Anonymous (ID: 4+4W1ucG) United States No.508666896
>>508666792
didnt somebody do this?
Anonymous (ID: 999eDR0b) United States No.508666937
>>508666408
It's probably watching washerhubยฎ
Anonymous (ID: 0Z8hIZvd) Poland No.508667086 >>508669042
>>508666564
is that a fridge with giant ass screen and camera inside?
Anonymous (ID: DFEV6TW8) United States No.508667145
>>508655145
>boomers are literally no better than niggers
You said it, brother. (Gen X here)
They're needlessly hostile and find pleasure in ruining good things.
Anonymous (ID: hbSJIste) United States No.508667199
>>508666847
What are the different sects of jews?
Anonymous (ID: 6YBoFWI0) United States No.508667235 >>508667498 >>508671698
Why can't we have microwaves again like the one Tranology Troonnections reviewed on his channel a few years ago?
Anonymous (ID: Ifeek0xO) Australia No.508667478
As a Jewish, I hope those old microwaves are gone for good so I can implement subscription to these new microwaves. Need to work on the patenting and shit for now.
Anonymous (ID: TAKFZ2zf) United States No.508667497
>>508653048 (OP)
nigger tech. tech that actively makes your life worse. we've had a word for this for a decade
Anonymous (ID: IQfnzs2r) United States No.508667498
>>508667235
i recognized the microwave and was gonna accuse you of being a stubborn lefty biased Midwesterner with dunning kreugers
Anonymous (ID: ctufbetz) United States No.508667596
>>508660661
>The labor costs of fidgeting with mechanics alone make it impractical already. That's why everyone has moved on to plug-n-play assemblies and the repair is basically just swapping a module and sending a faulty one away for factory refurbishment.
this
why is it Russians are always the smartest on this board and irl?
>>508661442
u lost
Anonymous (ID: 0Z8hIZvd) Poland No.508667917
>>508660661
>That's why everyone has moved on to plug-n-play assemblies and the repair is basically just swapping a module and sending a faulty one away for factory refurbishment.
the problem is there are no replacement parts available on the market unless you hoard damaged devices and strip them for parts
good luck storing 1488 kinds of touchscreens and touch sensors because there's 0 standardization and manufacturers do it on purpose. Prevents servicing and repairing because they want you to buy their shit, use it and then trash it entirely. Repairing it is to them lost revenue. Very green, very eco.
Anonymous (ID: ZBLG3nx+) Australia No.508668761 >>508669039
>>508653048 (OP)
>circle display
>square ui
Anonymous (ID: hbSJIste) United States No.508669039 >>508669676
>>508668761
We'll fix that in the next update 5-8 years from now
Anonymous (ID: 4U4Gl6O4) Myanmar No.508669042
>>508667086
don't worry the camera definitely doesn't send feedback about your food purchases back to the manufacturer to attach to your digital profile and better serve you ads :)
Anonymous (ID: 7OmWLbJm) Serbia No.508669315 >>508669464 >>508672275
>>508653048 (OP)
I FUCKING HATE BOSCH APPLIANCES
Overpriced SHIT. Either get your shit together and get Miele or save all your fucking money and get Beko. At least Beko shit just fails catastrophically at 8 years, Bosch shit begins to disintegrate around that point and costs as much to fix as to buy something new. Like a fucking door handle will fall apart and make your $1000 washing machine useless and require a full $200 door replacement after you just spent $100 on a new control board.
Anonymous (ID: IQfnzs2r) United States No.508669464 >>508670093
>>508669315
>washing machine
slovaks washing machines have?
Anonymous (ID: R9ejBzXw) Austria No.508669667
>>508653048 (OP)
I LOVE TECHNOLOGY
I LOVE HAVING TO CONNECT MY TOILET TO SOME COMPANY'S CLOUD SERVER TO BE ABLE TO FLUSH
I LOVE HAVING TO SUBSCRIBE TO SOME BULLSHIT SERVICE SO MY DISHWASHER IS ABLE TO ACCESS ALL THE FEATURES I ALREADY PAID FOR
I HOPE THEY ADD USELESS """AI"""" FEATURES TO MY MICROWAVE SOON
KILL EVERY SINGLE TECHNIGGER AICEL
Anonymous (ID: s0YnQrKz) Germany No.508669676
>>508669039
the fix? UI is now 50% smaller to fit into the circle :^)
Anonymous (ID: 7OmWLbJm) Serbia No.508669773
>>508661629
>oh nooooo I can't put my shit into 1st gear at 130km/h and completely demolish the valvetrain OR WORSE, THIS IS LITERALLY 1984 REEEEEEEEEEE
Somehow I don't see a problem with this I WONDER WHY. Would you rather it go back into automatic mode? Some cars do that instead if you try this.
Of course manuals will let you do whatever dumbassery but why the fuck would you do that?
Anonymous (ID: 7OmWLbJm) Serbia No.508670093 >>508671911
>>508669464
>slovaks
Even worse, Serb.
>washing machines have?
Yes, hell we literally used to manufacture our own once upon a time.
Anonymous (ID: 22nFlSFR) Poland No.508670159
>>508653048 (OP)
TECHNOLOGIA
Anonymous (ID: 22nFlSFR) Poland No.508670254
>>508653292
You can recognize a fancy screen by no backlight bleed. This aint' it
I would expect more from bosch
Anonymous (ID: 22nFlSFR) Poland No.508670327
>>508653444
>>508653656
Pro tip - I set it down to 450W, for charging phone. I don't want to cause wear on the battery, by charging it too fast
Anonymous (ID: mnnaeEWf) United States No.508670329
>>508653048 (OP)
Your lucky you don't have one of the ones you need to connect to wifi
Anonymous (ID: sOIrL/D3) United States No.508670455
>>508653048 (OP)
we live in 2025 and hubba bubba still loses flavor in 10 seconds
Anonymous (ID: c/J215Tv) Spain No.508670689
>>508653495
and that's when there is no need to over the cloud update of the OS or the firmware
Anonymous (ID: xUnQOKcy) United States No.508671107
>>508654390
>boomer memes are le bad
ngmi
Anonymous (ID: xUnQOKcy) United States No.508671698
>>508667235
>Why can't we have microwaves again like the one Tranology Troonnections reviewed on his channel a few years ago?
forget the microwave
get the toaster.
Anonymous (ID: IQfnzs2r) United States No.508671911
>>508670093
shit the flag is too small to see if its serbia or slovakia. sorry
>picrel
fuckin cozy
Anonymous (ID: /JrraN2c) Poland No.508671936 >>508672104
>>508653048 (OP)
Touchscreen would be fine if the interface wasn't made by literal retards. It's like first smartphone apps, they were abysmally bad but I've no complains recently.
Anonymous (ID: rjAPLiLx) Bosnia and Herzegovina No.508672092
>>508653048 (OP)
>Stops at 2 min
>Your monthly goy plus plan has experied
>Also we have raised monthly price to $19.99
Anonymous (ID: IQfnzs2r) United States No.508672104
>>508671936
>I've no complains recently.
the fuk?!
flat swipe-based UI needs to DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE! fukin lazy electron motherfucking developer jeets
Anonymous (ID: 6YBoFWI0) United States No.508672275
>>508669315
Can't remember his name atm, kinda an ugly guy, but one of his videos popped up on my YouTube feed about a month ago and he was criticizing his new Bosch dishwasher for having some bullshit app/IoT requirement to use some basic feature like rinse only mode.