i fucking LOVE technology - /pol/ (#508653048) [Archived: 799 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: YvKzfyrPUnited States
6/25/2025, 5:09:27 AM No.508653048
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Anonymous ID: twaQl71uUnited States
6/25/2025, 5:10:56 AM No.508653142
>>508653048 (OP)

You made an Mp4 of this? What a waste of time. Just put an X link like everyone else.
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Anonymous ID: R9Weo3OdCanada
6/25/2025, 5:11:14 AM No.508653162
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Faggot

CAPTCHA: GAYPT
Anonymous ID: 8hnSobqQUnited States
6/25/2025, 5:11:51 AM No.508653196
4God!
4God!
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>>508653048 (OP)
retvrn to fire>>508653048 (OP)
Anonymous ID: kKO+eZjVUnited States
6/25/2025, 5:12:07 AM No.508653217
>>508653048 (OP)
I JUST SHIT MY PANTS!
Anonymous ID: Ews+olpvUnited States
6/25/2025, 5:12:22 AM No.508653235
>>508653142
kek, I am so sick of Fuentes faggots constantly posting X shit
Anonymous ID: S4ghpQK8United States
6/25/2025, 5:13:08 AM No.508653292
>>508653048 (OP)
ya know whats real funny about that? that fancy screen on there? the hip and trendy fancy screen? like $0.75 on alibaba
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Anonymous ID: GpoT7z5F
6/25/2025, 5:14:54 AM No.508653442
>>508653048 (OP)
>cook time
>5
>3
>0
>start
I HATE THE TOUCHSCREENS I HATE THE TOUCHSCREENS I HATE THE TOUCHSCREENS I HATE THE TOUCHSCREENS I HATE THE TOUCHSCREENS I HATE THE TOUCHSCREENS
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Anonymous ID: bYwfNYCfUnited States
6/25/2025, 5:14:55 AM No.508653444
>>508653048 (OP)
I love my Bosch microwave. It cooks great and it charges my iPhone in under ten minutes.
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Anonymous ID: 5dJgPFBYUnited States
6/25/2025, 5:15:35 AM No.508653482
>>508653048 (OP)
Mine involves me punching in a number and hitting start. This looks tedious and fucking ghey.
Anonymous ID: xgxOfcbRUnited States
6/25/2025, 5:15:49 AM No.508653495
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>>508653048 (OP)
All that to make a hot pocket?
I push 2 buttons and I'm done
I don't want to play a video game on my microwave
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Anonymous ID: TcUA8mGFUnited States
6/25/2025, 5:16:08 AM No.508653511
>>508653048 (OP)
Imagine using this crap while plastered.
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Anonymous ID: 428XxvfEUnited States
6/25/2025, 5:16:49 AM No.508653555
>>508653048 (OP)
Imagine the grease smears.
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Anonymous ID: B5S28hAKUnited States
6/25/2025, 5:17:30 AM No.508653604
>>508653048 (OP)
That's so horrible.
Anonymous ID: TuYgeen2United States
6/25/2025, 5:17:40 AM No.508653608
>>508653495
We used to turn a dial, and use a bungee cord to hold the door shut when the latch crapped out.
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Anonymous ID: xgxOfcbRUnited States
6/25/2025, 5:17:59 AM No.508653632
>>508653511
>>508653555
Kek has spoken
Your microwave is ass.
Anonymous ID: 2/ySdhLFRussian Federation
6/25/2025, 5:18:27 AM No.508653656
>>508653444
>under ten minutes.
if you wrap it in foil it will charge in less than 5.
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Anonymous ID: giUt6jBoUnited States
6/25/2025, 5:20:27 AM No.508653783
FRICKIN SCIENCE DOOD
FRICKIN SCIENCE DOOD
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>>508653048 (OP)
>DOWNLOADIN EPIC TECHNOLOGY
>COMMENCING THE MICROWAVE
>Loading... 10% ... 13% ... 43% ... 78% ... 98%
>MICROWAVE SUITE LOADED
>WELCOME TO THE COOKTOP, MR. WAYNE
Anonymous ID: xgxOfcbRUnited States
6/25/2025, 5:21:05 AM No.508653831
>>508653656
I have a 1000W microwave and it charges my IPhone up to 50% in a couple minutes.
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Anonymous ID: oMW5E+J2Denmark
6/25/2025, 5:22:55 AM No.508653969
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>>508653048 (OP)
>27sec
wow
imagine how much faster it'll be once we master the superior technology of a fucking dial
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Anonymous ID: C03ExyB6United States
6/25/2025, 5:23:54 AM No.508654031
>>508653048 (OP)
I just hit start/+30 seconds (repeat as necessary)
Anonymous ID: 4+4W1ucGUnited States
6/25/2025, 5:25:20 AM No.508654123
>>508653048 (OP)
>27 seconds to set the cook time on this piece of shit microwave.
Death_to_JewSA ID: CAAgd+JwGreece
6/25/2025, 5:28:17 AM No.508654331
Over 9000
Over 9000
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>>508653048 (OP)

I was watching the video and I was thinking all these motherfucker who believe in prophecies and messiahs.

Will the JewSA ever create anything that actually worth and makes our lives better? Since the 70s (where Jews occupied Washington), this country has went down the hill.

I don't even know what Trump is trying to achieve now but he will miserably fail.
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Anonymous ID: i/UxxwVnUnited States
6/25/2025, 5:29:00 AM No.508654390
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>>508653608
stfu boomer
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Anonymous ID: Oa/PAiypNew Zealand
6/25/2025, 5:29:11 AM No.508654403
this made me so angry i punch my monitor and broke it in half
-posted from my Dingle-Berry
Anonymous ID: ze9z+g04United States
6/25/2025, 5:37:21 AM No.508654929
>>508653292
Yeah the screen and dinky little microprocessor to drive it are so cheap these days.

I don't know if bosch is trying to impress us here, or maybe this saves them money somehow compared to an old school 8 segment display. I'm tempted to say they use the same software and microprocessor for all their appliances (since appliances need to browse the net these days for some reason) and this meant that everything had to have a touch screen to be compatible. Just a wild guess but it's the sort of business decisions that happen.
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Anonymous ID: 4+4W1ucGUnited States
6/25/2025, 5:37:25 AM No.508654934
>>508653292
whats more concerning is that there are other apps that arent "microwave".
Anonymous ID: GDWPUPB/
6/25/2025, 5:38:36 AM No.508655013
>>508653048 (OP)
You VILL connect ze microwave to your WiFi.
You VILL use ze phone to control eet.
And you VILL be HAPPY.
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Anonymous ID: Bu8FHYwkAustralia
6/25/2025, 5:38:46 AM No.508655023
>>508653048 (OP)
this is what happens when you get bloated up with non technical middle managers whos job is reliant on them making some change even if they cant think of any GOOD changes
Anonymous ID: P+s8gq6xUnited States
6/25/2025, 5:39:24 AM No.508655055
>>508653048 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tY2R2EPG9jo
Anonymous ID: JR0pEAbsUnited States
6/25/2025, 5:39:24 AM No.508655056
>>508653048 (OP)
Poor design plus user error. It's typically females who have problems with things like this. I hate foids.
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Anonymous ID: Bu8FHYwkAustralia
6/25/2025, 5:40:41 AM No.508655145
>>508654390
boomers are literally no better than niggers
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Anonymous ID: Z+mncLXfUnited States
6/25/2025, 5:40:54 AM No.508655165
I get all of my appliances at the Goodwill, Salvation Army, and ReHome stores. No Jew Wi-Fi tricks for me.
Anonymous ID: YYzwelxHUnited States
6/25/2025, 5:41:54 AM No.508655219
>bosch
overengineered german bullshit would you look at that.
Anonymous ID: ze9z+g04United States
6/25/2025, 5:43:01 AM No.508655290
>>508655013
Your microwave will be a subscription service.
Basic plan is 30 minutes of microwave time per month
Unlimited plan up to 100 minutes
On the go? Take your microwave minutes with you.

Your microwave will also play targeted ads.
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Anonymous ID: laHLwJE1United States
6/25/2025, 5:43:56 AM No.508655328
lifeforce-energy-marketplace
lifeforce-energy-marketplace
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>>508653048 (OP)
How much lifeforce per tap of da touch did the appliance absorb in it's soul capacitors?
Anonymous ID: mHi0CTg4Russian Federation
6/25/2025, 5:46:43 AM No.508655495
>>508654929
Touchshit is easier to waterproof, less prone to mechanical failure and cheaper to replace than conventional button setup. Beancounting means we're forever doomed to live with this swiping retardation instead of fondling big manly knobs as God intended.
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Anonymous ID: 4ZqdTEFhCanada
6/25/2025, 5:46:46 AM No.508655500
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>>508653048 (OP)
I miss my old microwave. It had one analog dial. That's it. It was perfect.
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Anonymous ID: uKsvOF+IAustralia
6/25/2025, 5:48:24 AM No.508655605
My microwave has buttons and if I want to cook for 5 minutes I just press quick cook a few times and its set
Anonymous ID: qarwwBxtUnited States
6/25/2025, 5:48:27 AM No.508655612
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>>508653048 (OP)
set for 99, open it when you need, close and redo on next meal.
Anonymous ID: O56c+J5CUnited States
6/25/2025, 5:49:34 AM No.508655683
>>508653048 (OP)
designs like this are so GAAAAAAYYYYYYY
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Anonymous ID: 4+4W1ucGUnited States
6/25/2025, 5:50:03 AM No.508655720
>>508655290
imagine the hot pockets slogan blasting out of a cheap piezo speaker as you pull one out of the microwave because it has internal and external camera and requires a qr code to cook whatever you're trying to put inside, there are no buttons, you are now dependant on a buggy machine put together by the dumbest third world retards for you quick and easy snack.
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Anonymous ID: sDDT0U5jUnited States
6/25/2025, 5:50:46 AM No.508655768
>>508653442
This.
Anonymous ID: HJXYVRqaUnited States
6/25/2025, 5:51:44 AM No.508655835
>>508653048 (OP)
nerds love dials and tactile feel. Not this globohomo shit.
Anonymous ID: YAdC5QMyUnited States
6/25/2025, 5:51:54 AM No.508655847
>>508655056
Listen to yourself. It's a fucking microwave. We don't need every fucking appliance with a touch screen and a built in IoT device
Anonymous ID: 9m/keBopUnited States
6/25/2025, 5:55:15 AM No.508656058
>>508653048 (OP)
keep in mind that every greasy-fingered person in your family will be leaving this dirty before you use it
Anonymous ID: ze9z+g04United States
6/25/2025, 6:08:17 AM No.508656862
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>>508655495
But they could also used raised buttons like this and still be waterproof and tactile.

But, I guess a touchscreen might just be cheaper overall. And probably a lot of people just look at it and think "easy to clean" without thinking of hours wasted touching the touch screen.

>>508655500
Nice
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Anonymous ID: 12sHtO9bUnited Kingdom
6/25/2025, 6:12:35 AM No.508657104
>>508653048 (OP)
is that a repurposed chinese smartwatch?
Anonymous ID: APSqznI8United States
6/25/2025, 6:14:19 AM No.508657211
lol what a piece of shit. Luckily it will break in two years and the next one will just have regular buttons again
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Anonymous ID: ze9z+g04United States
6/25/2025, 6:18:51 AM No.508657523
>>508655720
They play the hotpocket ad and also need the required app on your phone which also plays the hotpocket ad.

It'll also need to monitor your eyes for "safety" so you don't accidentally leave it on. But really it's monitoring your attention to the ads, to pass data on to the analytics companies.
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Anonymous ID: 4+4W1ucGUnited States
6/25/2025, 6:29:25 AM No.508658174
>>508657523
>scan qr code
>downloading cooking directions
>hotpocketsยฎ requires cooking for 2 minutes in 1000W microwave would you like to proceed?
>yes
>no
yes
>cooking cancelled
>hotpocketsยฎ requires cooking for 2 minutes in a 1000w microwave your current microwave is only 900W
>We are sorry for any inconvenience
>Have a nice day.
>Hotpocketsยฎ jungle plays
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Anonymous ID: vp3pgl9AUnited States
6/25/2025, 6:31:21 AM No.508658299
>>508653048 (OP)
Less parts is cheaper.
goyslop game ID: 6pJ1s5GUUnited States
6/25/2025, 6:33:19 AM No.508658404
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Anonymous ID: lRmniIZWMyanmar
6/25/2025, 6:35:51 AM No.508658555
>>508653048 (OP)
>Your one year free trial of Bosch Boostโ„ข included with your purchase has expired
>Please connect to a WiFi network and purchase a Bosch Boostโ„ข membership to continue enjoying full functionality of your device
>Bosch Boostโ„ข packages start out at only $8.99 a month + tax when purchasing a Bosch Boost Basicsโ„ข* 24 month subscription!

*Basics subscribers cannot use all features and are limited to 5 minutes of microwave use in any 24 hour period
Please see Bosch Boostโ„ข website for further terms and conditions.
Anonymous ID: 4oQXyxqySpain
6/25/2025, 6:37:29 AM No.508658652
Mirco Wave
Mirco Wave
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Heh
Anonymous ID: C3NL8WynUnited States
6/25/2025, 6:37:50 AM No.508658664
>>508654331
Nope we'll just keep remaking the same shit but worse
Anonymous ID: 9qj3BzdKMexico
6/25/2025, 6:39:07 AM No.508658749
>>508653442
This, I hate this push for smart touchscreen shit and AI. Imagine being a tech bro who thinks controlling every appliance and light of your house should be done via you're phone instead of simple switches and buttons. A fucking microwave shouldn't be more complicated than a few button presses.
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Anonymous ID: 4+4W1ucGUnited States
6/25/2025, 6:40:22 AM No.508658836
>>508656862
>stop
>play
does this play dvds?
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Anonymous ID: cAq1Zu9TUnited States
6/25/2025, 6:40:34 AM No.508658853
NowAtAGoyStoreNearYou
NowAtAGoyStoreNearYou
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>>508653048 (OP)
Yes, buy the latest wifi s()ybox.
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Anonymous ID: SY5kZrspUnited States
6/25/2025, 6:42:14 AM No.508658948
wavebyebye
wavebyebye
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>>508653656
>>508653831
remember to never wave charge over 300 seconds
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Anonymous ID: 1TQE+p2fMyanmar
6/25/2025, 6:43:23 AM No.508659022
>>508653048 (OP)
Also I thought western companies these days are all about accessibility and inclusivity for less-abled (disabled is offensive) people?
How the fuck is a blind person going to use this? Even my cheap piece of shit Chinese made microwave has braille around the dial and buttons.
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Anonymous ID: 4+4W1ucGUnited States
6/25/2025, 6:43:51 AM No.508659046
>>508658853
my pottery instructor in college was pregnant and would scarf this shit down non stop. her kid is probably a discord tranny by now.
Anonymous ID: SY5kZrspUnited States
6/25/2025, 6:44:23 AM No.508659083
>>508659022
kek, microwaves dun have braille
t. says the blind man as he picks up his hammer and saw
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Anonymous ID: YhIlQ1txCanada
6/25/2025, 6:44:37 AM No.508659101
>>508658948
Wow, I didn't know that. Does it still work? I'm going to try it.
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Anonymous ID: FvfZulerCanada
6/25/2025, 6:45:06 AM No.508659133
>>508653495
I have pockets on a custom preset
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Anonymous ID: SY5kZrspUnited States
6/25/2025, 6:45:51 AM No.508659180
>>508659101
it works wonders! i heckin love technology guise!!!
Anonymous ID: hbSJIsteUnited States
6/25/2025, 6:46:01 AM No.508659192
>>508653969
We have to place a physical device if we want to spy on you using a before times dial. Now you have a touchscreen that spies on you.
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Anonymous ID: 4+4W1ucGUnited States
6/25/2025, 6:46:15 AM No.508659208
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>>508659101
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Anonymous ID: 4+4W1ucGUnited States
6/25/2025, 6:47:23 AM No.508659275
>>508659192
every tv has a fuxking microphone in it. regardless of if it has voice operation or not.
Anonymous ID: bZxUEcu0United States
6/25/2025, 6:48:05 AM No.508659312
Ni/g/gas explain yourselves
Anonymous ID: o8Sr1EEOGermany
6/25/2025, 6:48:51 AM No.508659349
>>508653048 (OP)
>Sir, the store is closing now, would you like to buy the oven or not ?
>>508655683
not only is it a backwards step in useability but it also does not work well enough, they do this digital induction shit so normies cannot repair it and come crawling to get their udder milked.
analog design > digital
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Anonymous ID: SY5kZrspUnited States
6/25/2025, 6:49:14 AM No.508659373
>>508659133
>I have hot pockets on a custom preset
fuck man, pretty bold to admit something like that eh? what's your waist size, in freedom units?
Anonymous ID: I/6VWc4HCanada
6/25/2025, 6:49:22 AM No.508659382
>>508653048 (OP)
what a tedious experience to go through to simply turn the fucking microwave on
Anonymous ID: o8Sr1EEOGermany
6/25/2025, 6:51:05 AM No.508659472
>>508656862
you buy this because you dont want your housemaid leave its germs in the crevasces of the touchpad and you dont care about the wasted time because your wagie housemaid will operate it anyways and they get paid for it and if they dont service on time you fire them
everything nice and clean
Anonymous ID: YhIlQ1txCanada
6/25/2025, 6:52:28 AM No.508659554
>>508659208
My phone is at 80%. Does it have to be below a certain level to do it safely so it isn't hard on the battery?
Anonymous ID: SY5kZrspUnited States
6/25/2025, 6:52:59 AM No.508659578
>>508659192
ive been fucking with peoples' i know close captioning systems on their living room tv's for over a decade from my house. once they started making them wifi connected+cameras it was game overies
Anonymous ID: VAH7U0Q3United States
6/25/2025, 6:53:39 AM No.508659616
Does that run Doom?
Anonymous ID: 7zptQ44wUnited States
6/25/2025, 6:54:05 AM No.508659639
>>508658404
KEK
Anonymous ID: Nxqg4LR9Poland
6/25/2025, 6:54:35 AM No.508659662
>buy the cheapest microwave on the shelf
>it's always 600W, only has time dial

It could've had adjustable power but I will never understand why would people purposefully buy anti-technology like the thing OP posted
Anonymous ID: lRmniIZWMyanmar
6/25/2025, 6:55:26 AM No.508659705
>>508659083
Mine does

>>508659133
Custom presets are only available to Bosch Boost Premiumโ„ข subscribers

>>508657211
No the next one will have a camera installed so you don't even have to touch it - you twist your hand in front of it to operate the "dial" like Tony Stark! So heckin cool!
Anonymous ID: HeaLr7VqEstonia
6/25/2025, 6:55:31 AM No.508659710
>>508655495
Are you retarded, a regular physical switch has more duty cycles than you have years left to live and is far easier and cheaper to replace if it fails, this touchscreen everything shit is just kike bullshittery to demand more shekels for an objectively worse product
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Anonymous ID: o8Sr1EEOGermany
6/25/2025, 6:56:29 AM No.508659773
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>>508658404
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Anonymous ID: XcF1QDXfJapan
6/25/2025, 6:57:03 AM No.508659809
Recently, removing features and making things as inconvenient as possible has come to be called "improvement."
It's a kind of voodoo shit that even companies don't understand, but by doing this, the product sells well to faggots who have always fiddled with their smartphones like their nipples as well.
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Anonymous ID: 4+4W1ucGUnited States
6/25/2025, 6:57:26 AM No.508659829
>>508659773
now this is technological progress!
Anonymous ID: PsfxD1JyUnited States
6/25/2025, 6:58:09 AM No.508659879
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>>508659133
>I have pockets on a custom preset
Anonymous ID: +wiGp16RUnited States
6/25/2025, 6:59:05 AM No.508659929
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>>508653048 (OP)
Damn, that's gotta be a nightmare to use if you're drunk and hungry.
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Anonymous ID: 4+4W1ucGUnited States
6/25/2025, 6:59:40 AM No.508659964
>>508659809
>just like my itodleler 32xl! this microwave is heckin awesome!
thats the mentality yes.
Anonymous ID: 4+4W1ucGUnited States
6/25/2025, 7:01:41 AM No.508660064
>>508659929
at what point would you give up and eat whatever your trying to heat cold? Ive eaten a 2 day old burrito sitting on my floor when I was drunk and hungry.
Anonymous ID: pgJQp2k0United States
6/25/2025, 7:03:43 AM No.508660174
>>508653656
The new foldable iPhone charges in a couple seconds now.
Anonymous ID: smHBIb3CMexico
6/25/2025, 7:07:16 AM No.508660368
2025-06-02 00.19.02 www.youtube.com 94f259329caf
2025-06-02 00.19.02 www.youtube.com 94f259329caf
md5: 7898665ce059f33a75bef260400e7e59๐Ÿ”
>>508658174
>it requires 2 minutes, you have 1.38 seconds left on your monthly plan, would you like to cook anyways?
yes
>hot pockets are NOT safe to consume when undercooked do you wish to proceed?
yes
>I'm sorry, goodNess dot com does not allow under cooking of their Hot pockets (tm) food product, heating canceled, would you like another operation?
yes
no
Replies: >>508660814
Anonymous ID: TlwWwj8sUnited States
6/25/2025, 7:08:25 AM No.508660433
>>508653442
on mine you don't even have to hit cook time
and it has a 1 minute button, to cook something for 2 minutes you just hit it twice
I don't use a microwave a lot but every time I do I like to think about how to use the least amount of button presses
Replies: >>508662760
Anonymous ID: mHi0CTg4Russian Federation
6/25/2025, 7:12:25 AM No.508660661
>>508659710
>regular physical switch has more duty cycles than you have years left to live
You shouldn't attempt clever phrasing with chihuhua IQ, it just comes out silly. And no, modern consumer grade switches are generally dogshit and fail quite fast especially with constant use on something like a microwave.
>far easier and cheaper to replace if it fails
The labor costs of fidgeting with mechanics alone make it impractical already. That's why everyone has moved on to plug-n-play assemblies and the repair is basically just swapping a module and sending a faulty one away for factory refurbishment.
Replies: >>508661442 >>508667596 >>508667917
Anonymous ID: ze9z+g04United States
6/25/2025, 7:14:33 AM No.508660773
>>508658836
It can erase DVDs

Play button adds 30 seconds
Stop button stops, clears
Anonymous ID: 4+4W1ucGUnited States
6/25/2025, 7:15:23 AM No.508660814
>>508660368
>an unknown error has occured your microwave will now do a factory reset. please do not turn off your microwave during the foctory reset process.
>rebooting
>reset success!
>please enter you email address and password to login to your Bosch premium account.
>please check your email for the security passcode to continue
>welcome to your Bosch Microwave!
Replies: >>508661154
Anonymous !niqjediPCAID: 0v/RVLk/United States
6/25/2025, 7:15:57 AM No.508660853
>>508653048 (OP)
The Prophecy..... is TRUE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BnLbv6QYcA
Replies: >>508661162
Anonymous ID: smHBIb3CMexico
6/25/2025, 7:16:23 AM No.508660873
2025-06-02 00.19.53 www.youtube.com 277d14420cce
2025-06-02 00.19.53 www.youtube.com 277d14420cce
md5: c0d157ff7450a61cf422bf7bd5a3d247๐Ÿ”
>>508658853
fruit COLLECTION, those are collectors edition edamame in their original unopened packaging, they even payed 100 dollars to have them professionally graded!
what you're looking at there is about 2500 dollars of rare edition edamame
>>508659349
did you see this rant about bosch washing machines?
https://youtu.be/5M_hmwBBPnc
Anonymous ID: a2gw877uUnited States
6/25/2025, 7:17:54 AM No.508660963
>>508653048 (OP)
Indians fucking love this kind of shit, I really don't know why.
Anonymous ID: KkNEkoEwUnited States
6/25/2025, 7:17:55 AM No.508660964
1709477786657824
1709477786657824
md5: a313fbe3fa0c8b4ac8325b5afa2ab701๐Ÿ”
>>508654331
it says Bosch on that microwave abomination. as always the GERMan must overengineer and overcomplicate everything since they dont have the IQ to produce something simple and efficient.
Replies: >>508661488
Anonymous ID: h5+KL8qwVietnam
6/25/2025, 7:19:44 AM No.508661062
6frq8og4qu901
6frq8og4qu901
md5: cbad08fbc03ceddb61affed75ee8f802๐Ÿ”
>>508653048 (OP)
the home appliance department of Bosch is full of jeets and viets, and the executive decisions come from jeets also, just saying
Replies: >>508661685
Anonymous ID: imnZMethUnited States
6/25/2025, 7:20:01 AM No.508661075
>>508653048 (OP)
Yeah everything fucking sucks now. Never buy GE, I had 2 of their microwaves crap out on me within a month. They keep blowing fuses.
Anonymous ID: P0VS5zV6Australia
6/25/2025, 7:20:10 AM No.508661085
>>508653048 (OP)
Microwaves can suck my dick. Excellent video that clearly shows the state of the entire planet today. Needlessly fucked in the head. Not just microwaves or tech. Everything.
Replies: >>508662555
Anonymous ID: smHBIb3CMexico
6/25/2025, 7:21:31 AM No.508661154
2025-05-27 09.44.23 comicvine.gamespot.com 15903282dcad
>>508660814
ooooohhhhh that reminds me, sister's "liberty (tm)" by Jeep (tm) truck, once was updating, so she just didn't give a fuck, left, well there was an update error, and two days later the goddamn thing wouldn't start, the *original, jeep insurance said nothing was wrong, that's her problem they don't know that problem to happen
well 3 weeks later, turns out ohhh,.... yeah we know about this problem, haul it here (on your dime (tm)), and we'll fix it for "free*"
*small fee because it's not really included in the original warranty
thank you for your purchase
heh
got rid of that shit FAST and traded it "down" (up) for an old nissan truck with physical components and no goddamn screen
Replies: >>508661629
Anonymous ID: mSlMKVHuUnited States
6/25/2025, 7:21:43 AM No.508661162
>>508660853
>everything is just a few hundred clicks away
kek
Anonymous ID: OmuVSwouEstonia
6/25/2025, 7:26:39 AM No.508661442
1657330087523
1657330087523
md5: b5bd590a18070f335380233ceba76d98๐Ÿ”
>>508660661
>get btfo
>instantly start coping with le butthurt belter meme
Pathetic, no wonder your country is falling apart
>That's why everyone has moved on to plug-n-play assemblies
Switches are already "plug-n-play", they're two simple components vs completely unnecessary electronics for some chinkshit touchpad that falls apart after a couple months that is 20x more expensive to manufacture
Replies: >>508667596
Anonymous ID: smHBIb3CMexico
6/25/2025, 7:27:22 AM No.508661488
father beanmon
father beanmon
md5: 28e99231bdba5847db206d010cc4a972๐Ÿ”
>>508660964
they DID but they either died or were spirited away to the great satan or commie block in the 1945 debacle
>entre mas sabes
Anonymous ID: 4+4W1ucGUnited States
6/25/2025, 7:29:48 AM No.508661629
shift_DeniedLOL
shift_DeniedLOL
md5: ceda9a0cc05e09b1a3236fa4732508b1๐Ÿ”
>>508661154
It just keeps getting worse and worse.
Replies: >>508662555 >>508669773
Anonymous ID: DmoOYR04Australia
6/25/2025, 7:30:33 AM No.508661667
>>508653048 (OP)
Casual reminder the best toaster ever made is from the 50's, uses no electronics, and no you aren't allowed to have one you fucking GOY because fuck you
Yes we could mass produce them as cheap as chips but we don't want you to enjoy anything
Replies: >>508662361 >>508662418
Anonymous ID: smHBIb3CMexico
6/25/2025, 7:30:53 AM No.508661685
2025-05-23 13.46.05 www.mangahere.cc 6256b3580acf
2025-05-23 13.46.05 www.mangahere.cc 6256b3580acf
md5: b2e76960f76e1d3336174268471d3c03๐Ÿ”
>>508661062
niggspeak has gone too far into gringo life
if you hard then you hard
what the fuck does that even mean?
if you fall, then you fall
if you eat, then you eat
like, ehhh that's the first eating falling or being* hard part
*non nigger approved verb
>substitute NIGGER in the image, I'm too mexican to do it myself
Anonymous ID: ePLQ6am4
6/25/2025, 7:36:59 AM No.508662047
>>508658404
DAMN
shut up and take my money!
Anonymous ID: sHXHZ70QFrance
6/25/2025, 7:38:10 AM No.508662134
1701_fridge_sp
1701_fridge_sp
md5: 00f61c181c040f0a89595d0d52f23f01๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>508665602
Anonymous ID: XcBcBi1pBulgaria
6/25/2025, 7:41:49 AM No.508662361
1732817420900134
1732817420900134
md5: c42f21518ea2875d8d5ece2da458281b๐Ÿ”
>>508661667
How are company profits going to go up if you can just buy a toaster once and use it for a lifetime?
Cool it with the antisemitism.
Anonymous ID: ilkyxpu7Australia
6/25/2025, 7:42:56 AM No.508662418
>>508661667
you're talking about the one that uses a solid state thingy sensor but not to just wait til it hits a brown level and ejects ay

ps: on my microwave from 25 years ago I would've pressed start 5 times to get 5 mins and it be going
Replies: >>508662630
Anonymous ID: smHBIb3CMexico
6/25/2025, 7:45:13 AM No.508662555
dark woke
dark woke
md5: 69fcecc759209b6266f9448bc647e58d๐Ÿ”
>>508661085
nuh uhhhh atom bombs still run on floppy drives
uWu
>>508661629
let's just import illegal russian/nork/chink shit hardware that's like 40years "behind" (in the future because the future is backwards, also bring back slavery and women shouldn't vote)
Anonymous ID: DmoOYR04Australia
6/25/2025, 7:46:17 AM No.508662630
>>508662418
All it does is use a bimetallic strip to trigger an automatic lift of the toast once a desired heat happens.
Replies: >>508662742
Anonymous ID: joC9xso9Japan
6/25/2025, 7:46:45 AM No.508662656
>>508653048 (OP)
Nobody knows how to do embedded any more so you get all this incompetent shit. It's fucking awful. I thought about going into it but the pay is bad.
Anonymous ID: 9OBJm6VHGreece
6/25/2025, 7:47:20 AM No.508662689
1564741391595
1564741391595
md5: 9de074559c5c4daf7c0ca6c225fb9c91๐Ÿ”
>>508653048 (OP)
WELCUM 2 DA FIUCHAH!
Anonymous ID: ilkyxpu7Australia
6/25/2025, 7:48:14 AM No.508662742
>>508662630
the strip reacts to the heat but only coming off the toast or something

so all your breads come out perfect brown
versus today shits on a timer
so mums gluten free bread needs different time to helgas who needs different time to the viet baker
Replies: >>508662879
Anonymous ID: hCEf1EarBrazil
6/25/2025, 7:48:36 AM No.508662760
>>508660433
Sure, but can you use your microwave with half button presses???
Replies: >>508663467
Anonymous ID: cEQftmuLUnited States
6/25/2025, 7:49:56 AM No.508662830
>his microwave doesnt have 4k wifi bluetooth dobly

NGMI
Anonymous ID: DmoOYR04Australia
6/25/2025, 7:50:37 AM No.508662879
>>508662742
And you're not allowed to have this toaster GOY!
Anonymous ID: nadYlfM9Poland
6/25/2025, 7:51:13 AM No.508662907
>>508653442
Yeah they are shit and much slower than Physical buttons. I want to go back.
Anonymous ID: E504kYq7Costa Rica
6/25/2025, 7:52:25 AM No.508662989
1725312108295885
1725312108295885
md5: 11b0fe5b48663d0b93580ff62bbba321๐Ÿ”
>>508659133
Anonymous ID: 8BK7N2s7United States
6/25/2025, 7:54:17 AM No.508663097
>>508653048 (OP)
>needing a tiny iphone screen for your microwave
>it's a circle
>looks ugly as shit
This is somehow worse than a "smart" fridge. I am disgusted with current-year appliances needing a touch screen and an internet connection. The only things that should be connected to the internet are your PC, laptop, phone, and TV. Not your fucking microwave because some guy could hack into that shit and turn it into a nuke that'll vaporize you and your apartment.
Anonymous ID: +jszeiZTUnited States
6/25/2025, 7:57:46 AM No.508663300
internet_of_shit
internet_of_shit
md5: 7d5da8b7fba33617a2affaa7311eb611๐Ÿ”
[[[They]]] want everything to be a touchscreen so they can eventually display ads on it
Replies: >>508666792
Anonymous ID: 030PJiu+United States
6/25/2025, 7:59:10 AM No.508663374
>>508653048 (OP)
I just hit the 30 seconds a bunch of times and then throw the food in. At my parents house I just push 9999 and start leave it for a little while.
Anonymous ID: G7kjClimUnited States
6/25/2025, 8:00:54 AM No.508663467
>>508662760
>he doesn't know how to utilize parallel universes for his microwave
NGMI
Anonymous ID: 2CjaVXalHungary
6/25/2025, 8:05:59 AM No.508663762
175082525394916412
175082525394916412
md5: 8d0db8736d98e6bc8a2e5a22e614ee98๐Ÿ”
>one dial for power
>one dial for time
Literally the best design - and itโ€™s dying out to shitty american digital ones where you need to press five buttons just to warm your food, vs less than a second of turning a knob

I had to buy a microwave recently and only the cheapest noname crap had this setup. Makes me sad
Replies: >>508663846 >>508664281
Anonymous ID: ilkyxpu7Australia
6/25/2025, 8:07:32 AM No.508663846
>>508663762
max power all the time
now it needs only one dial
Replies: >>508665373
Anonymous ID: 2CjaVXalHungary
6/25/2025, 8:09:17 AM No.508663950
>>508659192
>We have to place a physical device if we want to spy on you
My nigger, you have 5 cameras and 3 microphones in your pocket on a device you use to criticize Israel every day, but you are paranoid about china finding out how long you leave your popcorn popping
Replies: >>508666777
Anonymous ID: NpkaX1+uGermany
6/25/2025, 8:11:21 AM No.508664057
>>508653048 (OP)
dont buy german tech in 2025. its all made outside of germany
Anonymous ID: 8REK8v59United States
6/25/2025, 8:11:45 AM No.508664081
1744485388394477_thumb.jpg
1744485388394477_thumb.jpg
md5: b93df6d29fb58e1a38f6e8333b3eded7๐Ÿ”
>>508653048 (OP)
Anonymous ID: kDg6w8yaUnited States
6/25/2025, 8:13:57 AM No.508664202
>>508655500
then just buy one retard not like they stopped making them.
Anonymous ID: sHXHZ70QFrance
6/25/2025, 8:15:23 AM No.508664281
>>508663762
I feel you. I still have a 80s microwave with only one dial and two buttons: cook or unfreeze.
My parents have a "modern" one without even a dial. You have to press one button to add 30 seconds. That's it.
Want to cook something for two minutes? Hit the button 4 times. That's so stupid.
Anonymous ID: SJa37uBgUnited States
6/25/2025, 8:17:45 AM No.508664411
>>508659022
Obviously the microwave screams out the current set temp/setting and time. Isn't that intuitive?
Anonymous ID: gtxUfeBvUnited States
6/25/2025, 8:18:09 AM No.508664437
719px-Theodore_Kaczynski,_1968_(re-scanned,_as-is;_headshot)
>>508653048 (OP)
Anonymous ID: IqFS5N5fGermany
6/25/2025, 8:18:23 AM No.508664451
>>508653048 (OP)
I hate touchscreens so much it's unreal. They're replacing every physical button and knob with it and the usability and tactile feedback suffers greatly.
Compare the microwave in the OP video with one that has a physical knob. With the physical knob you rotate it until the time is 5 minutes and you press the start button. It takes 5 seconds max.
Replies: >>508664793
Anonymous ID: gtxUfeBvUnited States
6/25/2025, 8:20:41 AM No.508664584
>>508658749
>Imagine being a tech bro who thinks controlling every appliance and light of your house should be done via you're phone instead of simple switches and buttons.
maybe i'm wrong but i feel most tech literate people don't like this type of shit. touch screen microwaves and bluetooth lightbulbs are for normoids who will fall for every retarded tech scam because they think high tech = convenience or owning every stupid new gadget is a status symbol
Anonymous ID: RnxUWzHaCanada
6/25/2025, 8:23:14 AM No.508664748
1686857484899817
1686857484899817
md5: 3c1819db01e5bf8e3f05ddea81cebe75๐Ÿ”
>>508653048 (OP)
i just slam the door shut and press the 30 seconds button 6 times fast then open it at the last millisecond of the last second fuck technology
Anonymous ID: sHXHZ70QFrance
6/25/2025, 8:24:01 AM No.508664793
COMMANDE-CHAUFFAGE-RENAULT-TWINGO-I-PHASE-2-SANS-CLIM-52479161-225499748097
>>508664451
>want to change your car's temperature/cooling?
Sorry goy, now you have to look at a screen and navigate through 3 menus.
Anonymous ID: X1qmJY8dUnited States
6/25/2025, 8:25:47 AM No.508664900
>>508653048 (OP)
>tfw your microwave is lagging
Anonymous ID: TDZiAH14United States
6/25/2025, 8:28:52 AM No.508665090
>>508653048 (OP)
How did such an atrocious interface got approved?
Anonymous ID: IQfnzs2rUnited States
6/25/2025, 8:30:46 AM No.508665198
1200px-Rotarydial-910121417
1200px-Rotarydial-910121417
md5: 9bef57d57c3311baeb5696c502c9c566๐Ÿ”
>>508653048 (OP)
>>508653442

at least they could've made it a rotary dial phone interface for the numbers!
Anonymous ID: 0Z8hIZvdPoland
6/25/2025, 8:30:53 AM No.508665205
1737380384709565
1737380384709565
md5: 9507569823d67f2f8d254f4dc23c68a1๐Ÿ”
>>508653495
>I don't want to play a video game on my microwave
now you will have to because touchscreens got so cheap it's cheaper to use them than implement physicals buttons hence why modern cars are full of tablet screens
and because retards think it's fancy and not just another cost cutting measure it's being adopted EVERYWHERE, just like that fucking Bluetooth connectivity gimmick
not to mention those touchscreen control panels are significantly more fragile than average physical button so if you break it you basically brick your device
Anonymous ID: nMAMj7qYUnited States
6/25/2025, 8:32:32 AM No.508665303
>>508653442
same my moms microwave has one and it drives me insane, i hate niggercattle touchscreens
Replies: >>508665538
Anonymous ID: 1pfUlPZdUnited Kingdom
6/25/2025, 8:33:37 AM No.508665365
It's cool, but I think there should be some ads showing on the touchscreen that you have to watch for at least 7 seconds before you can skip forward to the meal preparation.
Anonymous ID: 0Z8hIZvdPoland
6/25/2025, 8:33:42 AM No.508665373
>>508663846
>max power all the time
not ideal, you want less power and more time for defrosting things or else you will get cooked and frozen spots.
Anonymous ID: 4+4W1ucGUnited States
6/25/2025, 8:36:42 AM No.508665538
>>508665303
>please solve the captcha to start your microwave
>get captcha
>120 second timer
Anonymous ID: 0Z8hIZvdPoland
6/25/2025, 8:37:49 AM No.508665602
>>508662134
why in the fuck does fridge have enough processing power to run windows, I don't understand
what does this fridge use it for?
it's a fucking fridge
Replies: >>508665933 >>508665998
Anonymous ID: 9I2p5N4bUnited States
6/25/2025, 8:41:52 AM No.508665831
>>508653142
Lel
Anonymous !niqjediPCAID: 0v/RVLk/United States
6/25/2025, 8:42:27 AM No.508665866
>>508653048 (OP)
"Everything as a service" strategy.

(Please insert money into your desklamp to access "On" functionality for the next 30 seconds.))
Anonymous ID: 4+4W1ucGUnited States
6/25/2025, 8:43:42 AM No.508665933
>>508665602
the ice maker runs on .net framework
Replies: >>508665990
Anonymous ID: sNGKPOVqUnited States
6/25/2025, 8:44:36 AM No.508665990
>>508665933
lol
Anonymous ID: sHXHZ70QFrance
6/25/2025, 8:44:46 AM No.508665998
LG_Smart_Refrigerator_at_CES_2011
LG_Smart_Refrigerator_at_CES_2011
md5: e0a3e5c4b617c72c35aae0fd0348736d๐Ÿ”
>>508665602
Your fridge WILL require internet connection.
You WILL have to watch ads before being allowed to open it.
Welcome to hell, anon.
Replies: >>508666303
Anonymous ID: 79Tvi6F7Mexico
6/25/2025, 8:47:07 AM No.508666125
>>508653142
9/10 would upvote
Anonymous ID: 0Z8hIZvdPoland
6/25/2025, 8:50:25 AM No.508666303
>>508665998
yes I love standing in front of fridge for extended periods of time, programming reminders to let me know if something is about to expire instead of just putting things that would expire first in most accessible place
Replies: >>508666564
Anonymous ID: FLafV2J3United States
6/25/2025, 8:52:14 AM No.508666408
images - 2025-06-25T025108.434
images - 2025-06-25T025108.434
md5: dec6f90cd4258b336295e0bed357b6e2๐Ÿ”
Uses over 3Gb of data a day to be a washing machine.
Replies: >>508666754 >>508666937
Anonymous ID: sHXHZ70QFrance
6/25/2025, 8:54:54 AM No.508666564
RH_FH_Smart_Fridge_FH_png
RH_FH_Smart_Fridge_FH_png
md5: d7a956eefe477846c02fc267b3c688f3๐Ÿ”
>>508666303
What about seeing what's in your fridge without opening the door?
Replies: >>508667086
Anonymous ID: 0Z8hIZvdPoland
6/25/2025, 8:58:07 AM No.508666754
>>508666408
those smart devices are often come preinfected with botnet and are used to commit things like DDOS attacks or even fucking mine crypto
smart devices are the dumbest trend. End user gets fuck all and manufacturer gets to datascrape you and save on implementing physical buttons
Anonymous ID: hbSJIsteUnited States
6/25/2025, 8:58:24 AM No.508666777
>>508663950
Does your data on one device go to the same place as the other devices?
Replies: >>508666847
Anonymous ID: 999eDR0bUnited States
6/25/2025, 8:58:40 AM No.508666792
>>508663300
It needs to run DooM
Replies: >>508666896
Anonymous ID: 2CjaVXalHungary
6/25/2025, 8:59:57 AM No.508666847
>>508666777
Yes, to Israel
Replies: >>508667199
Anonymous ID: 4+4W1ucGUnited States
6/25/2025, 9:00:48 AM No.508666896
>>508666792
didnt somebody do this?
Anonymous ID: 999eDR0bUnited States
6/25/2025, 9:01:30 AM No.508666937
>>508666408
It's probably watching washerhubยฎ
Anonymous ID: 0Z8hIZvdPoland
6/25/2025, 9:04:21 AM No.508667086
spongebob_commits_the_funny_by_eddsworldfanboi2004_df96z42-pre
>>508666564
is that a fridge with giant ass screen and camera inside?
Replies: >>508669042
Anonymous ID: DFEV6TW8United States
6/25/2025, 9:05:35 AM No.508667145
1652455242625
1652455242625
md5: 7631616f53734a21a2f1af419f4e53cd๐Ÿ”
>>508655145
>boomers are literally no better than niggers
You said it, brother. (Gen X here)
They're needlessly hostile and find pleasure in ruining good things.
Anonymous ID: hbSJIsteUnited States
6/25/2025, 9:06:24 AM No.508667199
>>508666847
What are the different sects of jews?
Anonymous ID: 6YBoFWI0United States
6/25/2025, 9:07:06 AM No.508667235
501
501
md5: 94a56cdb80a49f9260493118a3b6072b๐Ÿ”
Why can't we have microwaves again like the one Tranology Troonnections reviewed on his channel a few years ago?
Replies: >>508667498 >>508671698
Anonymous ID: Ifeek0xOAustralia
6/25/2025, 9:11:22 AM No.508667478
As a Jewish, I hope those old microwaves are gone for good so I can implement subscription to these new microwaves. Need to work on the patenting and shit for now.
Anonymous ID: TAKFZ2zfUnited States
6/25/2025, 9:11:50 AM No.508667497
>>508653048 (OP)
nigger tech. tech that actively makes your life worse. we've had a word for this for a decade
Anonymous ID: IQfnzs2rUnited States
6/25/2025, 9:11:51 AM No.508667498
>>508667235
i recognized the microwave and was gonna accuse you of being a stubborn lefty biased Midwesterner with dunning kreugers
Anonymous ID: ctufbetzUnited States
6/25/2025, 9:13:54 AM No.508667596
>>508660661
>The labor costs of fidgeting with mechanics alone make it impractical already. That's why everyone has moved on to plug-n-play assemblies and the repair is basically just swapping a module and sending a faulty one away for factory refurbishment.
this
why is it Russians are always the smartest on this board and irl?
>>508661442
u lost
Anonymous ID: 0Z8hIZvdPoland
6/25/2025, 9:20:46 AM No.508667917
>>508660661
>That's why everyone has moved on to plug-n-play assemblies and the repair is basically just swapping a module and sending a faulty one away for factory refurbishment.
the problem is there are no replacement parts available on the market unless you hoard damaged devices and strip them for parts
good luck storing 1488 kinds of touchscreens and touch sensors because there's 0 standardization and manufacturers do it on purpose. Prevents servicing and repairing because they want you to buy their shit, use it and then trash it entirely. Repairing it is to them lost revenue. Very green, very eco.
Anonymous ID: ZBLG3nx+Australia
6/25/2025, 9:39:19 AM No.508668761
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>>508653048 (OP)
>circle display
>square ui
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Anonymous ID: hbSJIsteUnited States
6/25/2025, 9:45:14 AM No.508669039
>>508668761
We'll fix that in the next update 5-8 years from now
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Anonymous ID: 4U4Gl6O4Myanmar
6/25/2025, 9:45:22 AM No.508669042
>>508667086
don't worry the camera definitely doesn't send feedback about your food purchases back to the manufacturer to attach to your digital profile and better serve you ads :)
Anonymous ID: 7OmWLbJmSerbia
6/25/2025, 9:50:58 AM No.508669315
>>508653048 (OP)
I FUCKING HATE BOSCH APPLIANCES
Overpriced SHIT. Either get your shit together and get Miele or save all your fucking money and get Beko. At least Beko shit just fails catastrophically at 8 years, Bosch shit begins to disintegrate around that point and costs as much to fix as to buy something new. Like a fucking door handle will fall apart and make your $1000 washing machine useless and require a full $200 door replacement after you just spent $100 on a new control board.
Replies: >>508669464 >>508672275
Anonymous ID: IQfnzs2rUnited States
6/25/2025, 9:54:38 AM No.508669464
>>508669315
>washing machine
slovaks washing machines have?
Replies: >>508670093
Anonymous ID: R9ejBzXwAustria
6/25/2025, 9:58:35 AM No.508669667
>>508653048 (OP)
I LOVE TECHNOLOGY
I LOVE HAVING TO CONNECT MY TOILET TO SOME COMPANY'S CLOUD SERVER TO BE ABLE TO FLUSH
I LOVE HAVING TO SUBSCRIBE TO SOME BULLSHIT SERVICE SO MY DISHWASHER IS ABLE TO ACCESS ALL THE FEATURES I ALREADY PAID FOR
I HOPE THEY ADD USELESS """AI"""" FEATURES TO MY MICROWAVE SOON
KILL EVERY SINGLE TECHNIGGER AICEL
Anonymous ID: s0YnQrKzGermany
6/25/2025, 9:58:45 AM No.508669676
>>508669039
the fix? UI is now 50% smaller to fit into the circle :^)
Anonymous ID: 7OmWLbJmSerbia
6/25/2025, 10:01:00 AM No.508669773
>>508661629
>oh nooooo I can't put my shit into 1st gear at 130km/h and completely demolish the valvetrain OR WORSE, THIS IS LITERALLY 1984 REEEEEEEEEEE
Somehow I don't see a problem with this I WONDER WHY. Would you rather it go back into automatic mode? Some cars do that instead if you try this.
Of course manuals will let you do whatever dumbassery but why the fuck would you do that?
Anonymous ID: 7OmWLbJmSerbia
6/25/2025, 10:08:23 AM No.508670093
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>>508669464
>slovaks
Even worse, Serb.
>washing machines have?
Yes, hell we literally used to manufacture our own once upon a time.
Replies: >>508671911
Anonymous ID: 22nFlSFRPoland
6/25/2025, 10:09:38 AM No.508670159
>>508653048 (OP)
TECHNOLOGIA
Anonymous ID: 22nFlSFRPoland
6/25/2025, 10:11:40 AM No.508670254
>>508653292
You can recognize a fancy screen by no backlight bleed. This aint' it
I would expect more from bosch
Anonymous ID: 22nFlSFRPoland
6/25/2025, 10:13:08 AM No.508670327
>>508653444
>>508653656
Pro tip - I set it down to 450W, for charging phone. I don't want to cause wear on the battery, by charging it too fast
Anonymous ID: mnnaeEWfUnited States
6/25/2025, 10:13:12 AM No.508670329
>>508653048 (OP)
Your lucky you don't have one of the ones you need to connect to wifi
Anonymous ID: sOIrL/D3United States
6/25/2025, 10:15:47 AM No.508670455
>>508653048 (OP)
we live in 2025 and hubba bubba still loses flavor in 10 seconds
Anonymous ID: c/J215TvSpain
6/25/2025, 10:21:24 AM No.508670689
file
file
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>>508653495
and that's when there is no need to over the cloud update of the OS or the firmware
Anonymous ID: xUnQOKcyUnited States
6/25/2025, 10:30:33 AM No.508671107
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>>508654390
>boomer memes are le bad
ngmi
Anonymous ID: xUnQOKcyUnited States
6/25/2025, 10:43:40 AM No.508671698
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>>508667235
>Why can't we have microwaves again like the one Tranology Troonnections reviewed on his channel a few years ago?
forget the microwave
get the toaster.
Anonymous ID: IQfnzs2rUnited States
6/25/2025, 10:48:28 AM No.508671911
>>508670093
shit the flag is too small to see if its serbia or slovakia. sorry
>picrel
fuckin cozy
Anonymous ID: /JrraN2cPoland
6/25/2025, 10:49:24 AM No.508671936
>>508653048 (OP)
Touchscreen would be fine if the interface wasn't made by literal retards. It's like first smartphone apps, they were abysmally bad but I've no complains recently.
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Anonymous ID: rjAPLiLxBosnia and Herzegovina
6/25/2025, 10:52:54 AM No.508672092
>>508653048 (OP)
>Stops at 2 min
>Your monthly goy plus plan has experied
>Also we have raised monthly price to $19.99
Anonymous ID: IQfnzs2rUnited States
6/25/2025, 10:53:13 AM No.508672104
>>508671936
>I've no complains recently.
the fuk?!
flat swipe-based UI needs to DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE! fukin lazy electron motherfucking developer jeets
Anonymous ID: 6YBoFWI0United States
6/25/2025, 10:57:09 AM No.508672275
>>508669315
Can't remember his name atm, kinda an ugly guy, but one of his videos popped up on my YouTube feed about a month ago and he was criticizing his new Bosch dishwasher for having some bullshit app/IoT requirement to use some basic feature like rinse only mode.