I'm just so sick of the looney left.

>>512575278
>he's never been to /biz/ or /fit/

>>510317565
Put your penis down when you're speaking to me

>>22905719
>be me
>1991
>14 years old
>me and younger brother would sneak out at night and walk a mile to taco bell
>go there at 2am
>place is jam packed full of drunk people
>wait in line, get bean burritos and drinks for pocket change, sit down to eat
>2 drunk college guys in the next booth
>one guy picks up his bean burrito with sour cream and squeezes it
>all the slop falls out the bottom of his burrito onto his tray
>EEEEWWWW IT LOOKS LIKE ROTTEN PUSSY HE YELLS
>grosses me out, can't finish my bean burritos
>still was hilarious

>>509532614
This. The simping is ridiculous. You would have got your ass kicked for acting like that.
Never compliment a woman unless she's sitting on your cock.
You have to treat women like shit if you ever want to get any pussy.
Once she does something nice for you, like letting you unload in her ass, then maybe buy her a pair of shoes or something.

>>508930498
How the fuck are you going to eat soup with chopsticks

>>508828181
Are they defending their virginity or their pokeman cards?

>>508653048
All that to make a hot pocket?
I push 2 buttons and I'm done
I don't want to play a video game on my microwave