Thread 508769086

Kim overlooking his new waterslide opened this week.

>>508769086 (OP)

Looks fun.

Glorious.

Is there more?

>>508769086 (OP)
me on the left (im literally flying)

>>508769086 (OP)
North Korea is in the midst of a development boom, fyi.

>>508769086 (OP)
Per Capita 1 in every 26 million Best Koreans have their own personal water slide
Meanwhile one in every million American only has a PUBLIC water slide

>>508769086 (OP)
based

>>508769086 (OP)
is this real? I want to see the glorious leader doing a canonball and being silly

>>508769086 (OP)
Imagine being a dying dehydrated North Korean and sliding into a pool of drinking water

>>508769132
why does he look greasy and unwashed all the time

>>508769086 (OP)
mandatory fun

Is his sister at the water park? I want to see her cute swimsuit.

>>508770524
This, I so want to see that. It'd be hilarious as fuck.

>>508769086 (OP)
>go down the slide
>splash down in the pool
>Kim only ranks your performance a 4/10
>get sent straight to the bauxite mines

>>508770851
She would kick your ass if you said that to her face, bow down boy

>>508769086 (OP)
CINEMA

>>508769086 (OP)
North Korean missile launch detected!

>>508769086 (OP)
The Juche is loose.

Wholesome. Is there video of it?

>>508769086 (OP)
i'm only interested in his sister.. sorry kim

>>508769086 (OP)
This water park is somewhat infamous in North Korea. Only the elite upper party members and their families can use it. The starving plebs don't even know it exists.

>>508770971
>Kim only ranks your performance a 4/10
>get sent straight to the bauxite mines
Better than splashing Glorious Leader and being executed with an anti-aircraft gun at close range.
You don't want to know what happens if you get his Emantel Cheese wet...

>>508769086 (OP)
BIGA SRIDE
VERY SPRASHU!

>>508770971
Why the need to lie about Best Korea?

>>508769086 (OP)
He should do a barrel roll. Based on the fact that he was unable to to utilize the plastic chairs and had to opt for Husky Boy version instead leads me to believe that Dear Leader is not one to be seen shirtless in public. It would likely cause many hysterical pregnancies and orgasms if he were. Juche AND decorum. Modesty is Presidential. Something Drumph should take note of actually.

>>508771420
>The starving plebs don't even know it exists.
There are no starving plebs in Best Korea now that they can trade with Russia and China.

>>508769086 (OP)
comfy

>>508770764
Because he is what a Chud would be at the head of a country

>>508771112
lel

>>508769086 (OP)
why would he let Barry on the waterslide

Why can't Best Koreans travel freely?

>>508771112
Is that Elon?

>>508771767
Probably their short legs

I made a quick AI song for Kim to rock out to.
SURFS UP
>https://files.catbox.moe/cl49x4.mp3
>https://files.catbox.moe/cl49x4.mp3
>https://files.catbox.moe/cl49x4.mp3
>https://files.catbox.moe/cl49x4.mp3
I made a quick AI song for Kim to rock out to.
SURFS UP

>>508771578
Norgay

>>508769086 (OP)
Those are Marlboro Lites. I know because I used to be one.

The fat fuck. Butterboy launching himself is quite a funny image.
I’ve just been looking at the endless miles and miles of fields covered in brand new highly dangerous adult sized children’s toy EV’s in China that we’ve all paid for.
The UN makes us give China aid money by classing it as a developing nation, they have subsidised car makers who make big toy cars with batteries in, they make lots and lots of cars which they tell everyone they’ve sold (to get more free money) and they've ended up having so many of their shit boxes sat there rotting away that they can be seen from space.
Oh what a wicked web we weave when first we practice to decieve.
Great work globo communism.
I don’t know what’s going on with norks. But
>best korea
Was a joke. I didn’t expect you to take it seriously, use your fucking brains you stupid turds. If it’s so good then bye, see you. I’m sure you’ll have a great time there. Maybe fat fuck will do the truffle shuffle for you as you whizz down his waterslide giggling and farting with pleasure.
>he smiles
yes, so did john wayne gacy.

>>508769086 (OP)
>having a smoke and a glass of coke watching people on a water slide
some people have good lives.

>>508769086 (OP)
I hope he had the courage to ride it!

>>508770145
yes its huge, the water park is only a tiny part of it, it's a 5km stretch of hotels
more photos:
http://kcna.kp/en/media/photo/q/dbd7a79c2331f6a524f235b6755a0c954d5ef4dc62c924e4ceabac412817726a.kcmsf

>>508769086 (OP)
wow so heckin based and wholesome, poors seething should be shot on sight

>>508771420
Shieet, we gotta North Korea expert here, folks.
Any more cool stories, bro?

>>508769086 (OP)
Ash tray, drink, smokes, lighter. What’s the white thing?
Was reading Rodong Sinmun and they say DPRK is doing fantastic, I even watched some videos of their new communities that will soon be thriving as well as some factories on the KCNA.kp website.

>>508773467
More news of our dear leaders gracious mentorship

Do they blow you up via AA gun if you splash dear leader?

>>508773271
Americans are still pissed that republican capitalists would rather build their cars and ships in S Korea rather than in USA.

>>508773105
What the fuckies? I thought North Korea was a destitute shithole?

>>508773786
For average peasants maybe, not for the family and friends of dear dynasty leaders

He‘s kinda cute and wholesome.

>>508769086 (OP)
>>508769132
>>508769639
>>508770145

Nobody will be using these, just like that massive hotel in their capital. It will be empty and derelict within a few years. It's purely for show and to say "Look at how advanced our commie shithole is, we can build THIS." Imagine being this gullible, that you fall for commie optics.

>mfw not being applauded by the glorious leader for my sick waterslide skills
Life is suffering

>>508770282
Ok Neville

>>508773105
Who visits these hotels to begin with? Chinese? Russians?

some people still believe CIA lies about north korea it seems. in reality, north korea is more developed than the US in all aspects, the US is the dystopia that accuses utopias of being dystopias.

>>508773786
this is a pretty chill project that went way past deadline since they put it on hold during covid when the country was closed anyway and they needed the builders for disaster relief but otherwise they have been building 10000 apartments every year in the capital (yes that's start to finish, they rush and give zero fucks about safety) while also doing something called the 20x10 plan where they build 20 factories in 20 cities every year usually along with a lot of housing to develop the countryside. They are also building giant green house farms and a brand new hospital in pyongyang and Kim just announced they would also be building hospitals in the countryside and 2 of those destroyers we saw in the news every year. Basically he's accellerating not slowing down, and now he is getting closer to Russia and about to let in hundreds of thousands of chinese tourists, theres no one that can stop Kim right now.

>>508773786
>>508773857
you fell for CIA/NSA lies about north korea, like many other anons here. not surprised.

>>508774987
>>508775106
Are these CIA lies in the room with us now?
https://youtu.be/i82PBpw2Vg0

>>508773105
How tf can I go here???

>>508775160
https://odysee.com/@PhuongDPRKDaily:e
yes, actually. for instance, youtube deleted this north korean channel(like they do with all their channels) so they're on odysee

>>508774742
There were a 100 thousand chinese going to north korea yearly before they closed for covid, Russia delegation was present at opening and they will try to get more russians in but I don't expect much. They are probably aiming for a lot of the domestic audience too, theres a big informal economy and a lot of foreign currency in the country and they will probably try to earn some of that through the resort. But otherwise I think it's doable for Kim to fill it up with 20000 spots even just as a kind of welfare, they already got an elite of millions in Pyongyang and around the country, keeping Kim's pet project running isn't going to be what breaks the economy.

>>508775288
Be Russian, otherwise wait for them to open tourism, they opened it briefly a couple months ago so it probably won't be long before they open completely, Kim cares about his image so he's not going to leave it empty.

>>508773105
Say what you want about NK but their high rise aestethics is top tier

>>508774742
>>508773105
built for the inner political elite
>>508775288
you cant

>>508775307
>This north korean propaganda channel who got deleted from youtube for posting north korean propaganda is a very good source of informaiton
>because it just is, okay?

if he can just ban everyone from entering or exiting his country, how come we can‘t?

>>508771112
This is one of his five-star generals, probably admiral of the fleet.

>>508775021
has the aesthetics of a shitty summer camp you cant escape from alive

>>508769086 (OP)
Looks fun

>>508775913
Israel lost.

>>508775601
>american propaganda = good
>north korean propaganda = evil and communist

>>508775451
newest part of hwasong area is pretty cool too and they build that in 1 year. It's honestly pathetic that we are being bullied by north koreans on wooden scaffolding.

>>508773786
It is. Nk is a third world shit hole that needs food relief from its neighbors.

>>508776408
Kino

>>508776160
What propaganda? We have videos of North Korea. Everybody knows it's a shithole, it's just more practical for everyone to keep it afloat since nobody wants to deal with the fallout. Pun intended.
>>508776408
>muh LED lights on empty buildings

>>508770764
No time for soap
Only gooning

inb4
>we don't need electricity anyway
>space isn't real

>>508776555
>we need to spend less energy
>NOOOO NOT LIKE THAT

pick a line redditor

>>508776555
>natural darkness is ....LE BAD... you need constant LED light beaming in your eyes!!

>>508769086 (OP)
He sure likes smoking those bungers.

>>508776632
>>508776740
>we don't need electricity, modern infrastructure, or a modern society anyway
Copes, like clockwork.

>>508776555
Saving the planet from carbon emissions.
The Dear Leader is indeed wise.

>>508774546
i don't think anyone on here is thinking he's actually "le glorious freidnly leader".
Instead I think people are jealous he just gets to be like "ayo make shit nigger" and they do then he goes and watches it while he has a drink with his hoes.
very jelly

>in best Korea you get water slides from your taxes
>Everywhere else you get jeets

>>508769086 (OP)
how much of my food rations for one trip down that slide?

>>508776555
What I always find funny about this image is that the darkness continues into large parts of china.

>>508771937
kys

>>508770524
He's probably not doing that but just has all his senior advisors making idiots out of themselves before him.

>>508776946
>.

>>508776800
It does have modern infrastructure, China helped build it all, they also get free food from Russia. And it'd 99.9% Korean with 0 crime. NK is unironically a paradise

>>508769086 (OP)
He's monitoring the situation

he's got a baddie, can YOU say the same?

>>508776070
imagine posting this shit

>>508776972
People like to forget that China also has plenty of areas where the people are beyond dirt poor and infrastructure as a concept is a distant dream.

>>508777508
seething kike

>>508776555
nice fish eye lens

>>508777438
looks like an underdeveloped shrimp

>>508770764
He's glowing you fgt

>>508777438
that's his daughter

I want to fuck his sister

>>508773105
>>508773786
When Trump met with him during his first term he told Kim he should be hotels on their beautiful coast and so he did.

>>508777804
>be
build*

>>508776972
>china
That's Mongolia.

>>508775160
SOVL

>>508777244
>>508777597
>>508777987

>>508769086 (OP)
is the west lying to us again... people were supposed to be starving and everything

>>508776408
>only certain roads are lit
kek

Lol, fucking creepy af!
Waterpark stuff in NK is a horor show, those poor people, I wonder how many ended up in thr gulag after that comercial for not smiling right.

>>508775160
>15 years ago
NK has dramatically changed since then

I think this leafjeet is seething because N.Korea moggs his brown shithole

>>508777831
Not just the hotels but also that video showing how if he gives up nukes they would build skyscrapers in pyongyang and now hes just winning in everything while trump tries to send him letters he won't even read. Kim even made it a point that hes going to send his destroyer ships out into the world to be a nuissance, he gives zero fucks.

>>508770282
Based.

>>508775106
I was in North Korea in 2014 and it's a shithole lol. It's actually kind of cute how they show you what they consider to be presentable and even "better than the west" like a child showing you their crappy drawing they're so proud of, except it's an entire nation.
I will admit however, the grass next to the main roads that they trim by hand every morning was insanely aesthetic and even.
But I encourage you to put your money where your mouth is and just travel there if you get the chance. Back then I also thought "surely there's no way this country could be as bad as it's presented in the west", I went there, and now I'm convinced that unless you're close to a member of the party and a loyal dog, the average person there is miserable and extremely repressed.

>>508778460
If NK is so good, why is it basically an open air prison that civilians can't leave? North Korea is the world's most repressive shithole, everybody knows this. To deny this is pure mental illness or just shameless contrarianism. The only reason the Kim cult still exists is because China props them up, as they don't want US troops on their border and nobody wants to deal with regime change, refugees, etc.
>>508778493
>muh empty LED skyscrapers

>>508773105

ngl would travel just to chill away from the usual tourist trash

>>508777736
HOT

>>508776555
that's from NASA(american propaganda), they edit images of enemy countries to make them appear darker. those lights you see are a conglomeration of hours of captured light from many pictures, they only captured one or two minutes of light from north korea while the rest of the countries they captured all of it and mixed it all in one picture

>>508777007
nigger i hope you get raped to death faggot

>>508773105
>no vibrant diversity
ew no thanks

>>508778930
Next level commie cope
https://youtu.be/beQOyXlO0bc

>>508769086 (OP)
Best Korea

>>508769086 (OP)
>if you only knew how rad things really are.

>>508778930
If cumminism lost how come you still cope to the USSR and NK. Do yourself a favor and move out of whatever shithole your from to NK.

>>508769086 (OP)
water park rules
> if you splash too hard you get executed
> if you don't splash hard enough you get executed
> if you don't slide at all you get executed
> if you somehow manage to avoid getting executed you get executed

>>508778669
It's actually pretty easy to defect, most of the border isn't that secure and theres hundreds of thousands of foreign workers abroad that don't defect despite having every chance to do so.

>>508779070
video is clearly jittering and way below 30fps, frames are edited

>>508778573
>t. CIA agent

>>508769086 (OP)
For comparison, this is one of about a dozen waterparks in Dubai:

>>508779128
>If cumminism lost
it didn't. look at your country, full of illegals and minorities while north korea literally only has 1 race and they're many shades whiter than whites

>>508776408
It's a judeo-masonic republic like all others, there's over 170 of them. Just happens to be an authoritarian shithole, there are countless of them, all of them are just some more than others.

>>508779930
same goes for russia and china with just 0.1% of a difference

>>508778669
>North Korea is the world's most repressive shithole
have you ever seen africa? or india?

>>508778669
>>508780285
whoops i didn't check your flag. of course you've seen india you were born there.

>>508779343
Blatantly false disinfo and shameless contrarianism. It's anything but easy to defect from NK. The whole country is basically an open-air, fenced up prison. You'll get shot if you're caught trying to escape. And if you do manage to escape, then they'll torture your family to death. If China catches a defector, they'll send them back to NK where they'll likely be killed. Also, fewer and fewer people are managing to escape each year due to expanded border controls and surveillance. It's gone down from thousands to dozens.
>>508780285
Plenty of people leave Africa and India each year so your point is literally moot. North Koreans have no choice. Is /pol/ actually this retarded these days? Nothing but deranged contrarians.

>>508779128
if russia bent the knee for the USA after 1991, it would already be filled with minorities like the US. america is the problem actually

>>508780527
russia is filled with churkas, AIDS, alcoholics, central asian muslims. Dumb commie. Russia lost.

>>508780613
cope, your shithole is filled with niggers while russia and china are not

>>508778165
pointing out fisheye lens used in jewnasa propaganda makes you a dumb nigger?

>>508769086 (OP)
This guy is a tyrant why is he trying to appear le wholesome?

>>508780505
lmao

>>508773786
this isn't anything average, literally just a resort built for the Inner Party

>>508769086 (OP)
>its bent up at the end to send you flying
holy based

>>508780505
>The whole country is basically an open-air, fenced up prison.
What is the Ukraine?

>>508769132
This

>>508769132
They are no longer friends

>>508780505
>Plenty of people leave Africa and India each year
Exactly. You shitskins should take example on best korea and stay in your shithole.

>>508780894
that looks actually fun asf
why they don't build them like that in the West?
is it because there are too many fat bastards that would get injured or something?

>>508780943
democracy, obviously

>>508780505
north koreans only need a passport to go to russia(also via train instead of airplane) and china, and from those countries they can go anywhere in the world because their airports aren't globally antagonized

Meanwhile in Detroit...

>>508781284
is that a torture device?

>>508769086 (OP)

They got nothing on zeebros. They just invented a new water splash for intensed summer funzies.

>>508770971
>>508771988
Kike

>>508778691
It’s not worth the small percentage chance of them mistaking our autism for being a spy or whatever. I’ll stick to my own country

>>508775913

kike

>>508781467
haha i remember a fat kid doing this and causing that scondary massive splash that made a bunch of karen's even more kareny. 9.8/10.

>>508775021
>all them greenhouses
I've been genuinely impressed by Kimmy since the war started in Ukraine. He's zoned in on Russia's desperation, faked buddying up to them, and in return has convinced Russia to trade huge quantities of its gold reserve for out-of-date Nork artillery reserves that have an over 50% dud rate. He's then done the opposite of most dictators throughout history and is actually investing this windfall into his country by addressing one of North Korea's biggest obstacles to self-reliance, namely the food supply.

The next generation of Norks might grow up to not be total manlets. Good luck Kim!

Finally, a true statesman who genuinely cares for his people.

>>508769086 (OP)
Water Slide. Nathan Truesdell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulIcekOTOqg

Befriend Kim. Have giant water gun, spray naughty Koreans.

Very bad Koreans get shot into South Korea by Catapult.

First it was the sexy celebrities

And I said leave Britney alone

>>508780725
>jewnasa propaganda
this. we need pictures from roscosmos and china space agency.

>>508770971
meanwhile in the south you would be judged by the 8 witches
>4/10 cbt for a month

Dear leader designed the most glorious waterslide ever made. How does he keep doing it you guys?

>>508769086 (OP)
From what i've read about NK, it's basically like Russia's poorer cities.
Think a lot of what we read is jewmerican propaganda. Will never trust their ''''intel'''' after what they've done to countless countries over the world.
If there is poverty in NK, it's probably because the US is leading a fucking boycott.

>>508778573
I went to Cuba in 2018ish. And its obviously far easier to go there than NK but I had a similar experience.

The first thing I thought when I walked around was that "these people don't look like Ricky Ricardo these people are black." Most of them looked more like Dominicans or Haitians. Anyways the place was a dump for the most part. It was fascinating because of all the old buildings and architecture but everything was just rub down except for like five park areas. Rubble and shit all over the road. Everyone just looked sort of beat down or dejected. The only place I saw crowds of people was 1. At the grocery stores where there were giant lines 2. At the hospital where there were big lines 3. At the Spanish embassy where there were giant lines of people trying to get Spanish passports.

Anyways, I was on a tour at one point and the guide would be like "this is our water park" and there was literally no one there and all the rides were dry. "This is out version of McDonalds" and there was literally no one there and it looked closed.

The main parks/government building were pretty amazing though and well kept. There were some nicer areas but even they looked like they were from the 1990s. All in all just a very strange place.

>>508781284
There's nothing wrong with this other than the ape like creatures. Sack slides are fun as fuck

>>508784314
It's an interesting ride.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qY25CsBLqKo

>>508769086 (OP)
>looks extremely clean and well maintained while american counterparts are dirty and broken

>>508781284
this looks low quality in comparison with north korean and chinese counterparts

>>508783826
juche communism is just superior to jew capitalism

>>508773105
All of this shit is likely built across the water from China, or otherwise in easy view of another country. It's entirely for show. I can guarentee you this will just be a ghost town, they've done it many times before. It's for the sake of other countries looking across the water and going "oh hey, NK is normal and developed after all!", but no one buys it. There are places in China where tourists flock to just gawp over the river at obviously abandoned NK settlements.

Maybe they will have a couple of days where they invite some well groomed proles to have a fun day in the water park so that they can show it on tv, but that's it.

>>508770381
yea thats 1 water slide.

>>508769086 (OP)
BASED AS FUCK HOLY SHIT

>>508784071
From what I have looked up of Cuba I havent really been able to find anything that puts the country in a positive and proud light the way North Korea shows itself off. They may have relatively good healthcare and be better fed than North Korean's but basically everything else seems to be lacking and they seem more shortsighted because they actually have to please their population that knows way more about the outside world.

North Korean approach is completely different, they care about appearances, they care about nation and culture, basically everyone knows how to sing, play an instrument or do gymnastics, they mobilize people and say "hey you are gonna have to go through hell and hardship but we are gonna build something great". They make and listen to their own music, they have their giant mass games and parades, they launch rockets into space and say they are the greatest in the world even while having cars that run on firewood.

Cuba seems better on paper but it just seems so incredibly pathetic.

>>508785209
this is facing the sea of japan lmao

we can see the north korean waterparks they already built on satellite and they`re always empty even when you change dates. why do they keep building waterparks and yet they`re never open.

>>508785771
It's probably full of secret missile silos then.

>>508775160
that traffic officer is cute as fuck with those white socks

>>508785987
yes they often fire misiles from wonsan and they previously used the same beach for artillery, it's quite the public secret.

>>508771420
In the USA if you, say Israel is bad you go to jail

>>508773550
actually based
npcs need guidance

everytime i walk into a tim hortons and those stupid video menus keep flipping around and showing adverts when im trying to read the menu and pick my items before i get to the counter i`m annoyed. this has been the situation for years because nobody sentient with any authority has gone around to correct it and npcs left to theor own devices would never notice

>>508771937
It was nice

>>508773550
Is this fucking linoleum? In my revolutionary school?

>>508785668
Yeah I mean I dont know much about NK except what they promote about themselves or what the west says about them so I hesitate to conclude anything one way or another. I am just as suspicious of the NK great society shit as I am the west's over the top stereotypes. I am very suspicious of the sheer number of "ghost town" pictures. It is suggestive tbqh and very reminiscent of what I saw in Cuba. When I've seen videos of people going over there I get the same dejected sort of stand-offish sad feeling from the people. What I took away from going to Cuba is that "western stereotypes are not always propganda." Cuba WAS fairly close to the stereotypes- worse even.

Another thing- if you go back to the soviets, Cuba, NK, etc. they always had this thing about "great society" we have to teach these kids music, gymnastics, etc etc. Idk where it comes from it is a very soviet thing in my mind and doesnt impress me. I think of it as like treating a symptom not a disease. Perhaps this is just a fundamental western difference but I am not impressed by the social collective "great society" shit. I dont think you can plan it- it is sort of a perfect storm that has to come from the people not the other way around.

>>508774546
Ohhh nooo why our cities aren't overpopulated by jeets, why they can't have more immigration!!!!!!

>>508771849

Kek

>>508785209
Why is it always a water/theme park though kek? Honestly I find water parks sort of depressing places in general anywhere in the world. I guess for these countries they see it as the apex of what the west is supposed to be- perhaps there is some truth in that frivolity/consumer/plastic/excess as being uniquely western but the way they pick water parks out is sort of juvenile tbqh.

There is nothing more repulsive and unnatural and sad than seeing a run down aging water park with no one at it. It is worse than having no water park.

>>508776555
glorious benevolent leader kim jong un cares deeply about light pollution. special lamps installed under his guidance gently illuminate the streets while insuring the beautiful night sky is visible at all times. he is greatly saddened to hear that capitalist pig dog countries have no such considerations and that the urban citizens are unable to see the stars.

>>508771112
>I DIE FOW BEST KOWEA!!!!!!!!!!!
kek
I wonder what happened to the ones sent to oinkraine. Hope theyre ok as they got voluntold and apparently lied to about getting sent to the front.

>>508777527
These areas are just full of nothing though and mostly not really worth developing. On the other hand, the high-speed rail network in China is the world's longest, most extensively used and accounts for two-thirds of the world's total high-speed railway networks for instance.

>>508779343
even if life there was amazing and the best in the world some people would still want to leave just out of curiosity and wanting to experience the rest of the world. that they don`t defect is probably because they have family at home that will be punished if they do. and the border is locked down super tight and in the last few years i think only 1 or 2 people managed to escape.

i can understand not wanting to let people get out, get tainted by foreign propaganda and then bring that degeneracy back to north korea though. but at least let them leave without punishment if they agree never to return. otherwise the entire country is a prison. but they won`t because too many want to leave and they would all have bad things to tell the outside world about north korea.

>>508771112
Israel is fucked now.

>>508772046
>Lites

>>508776555
That is fake.
NASA isn't "allowed" to proces the data for NK

>>508769132
Which one?

>Darling.
>Yes Dear Leader?
>Can we fill the pool with crocodiles?

>>508787512
Meant for
>>508770764

>>508783842
yeah its hard to know whats true and whats not, impossible really.

north korea denies the existence of gulags, but there are places on satellite images that look like gulags.

allegedly commit a crime and your family within 3 generations are sent to the gulags. even children are born there and can never leave. they are forced to do hard labour, even the children. this all sounds too horrible to be true, but thats the official story from mainstream western sources, but is it true? maybe, how would i know.

nobody is allowed to leave north korea and thats some pretty damning evidence right there that something aint right over there.

>>508787444
this.

>>508769086 (OP)
Imagine going down the slide of a waterpark and at the end you see Kim Jong Un there applauding your splash.
Bros, why can't we all have this experience?

>>508786648
>I find water parks sort of depressing places in general anywhere in the world
lol what? how? have you been to a water park? slides, a wave pool, the lazy river. whats not to like?

>>508769086 (OP)
They built something like that a few counties away from me but it closed down. No one wanted to go since niggers piss in the pool and ruin any sort of fun just like they do anywhere they are.

>>508780751
The word tyrant means he who will cancel the slaves debt

>>508787910
what if he frowns, unimpressed by your form. your imperfect sliding greatly displeasing him. you, your parents, and your unborn children are sent for a lifetime of hard labour in the gulags for your shameful display.

>>508788215
Sounds like a problem for people who can't stick a landing.

>>508787177
One thing that genuinely repulses me about China- and other countries too it's not just them, is this conscious effort on urbanization. I really hate it and loathe it. Public transport is a huge part of this.

China actually has a big movement in the last decades to move people out of the podunk areas and get them "integrated into the economy". Its hellish. It makes people easier to control, rootless. The whole thing is ugly. I see this infatuation with bright city lights and public transport as gebuine affliction and disease.

>>508787990
I see a picture of a family walking around a theme park and it just feels sort of silly and almost sad- dated. And God knows I went to them plenty as a kid. I see a family at a campsite roasting hot dogs and fishing and I dont feel that way though for some reason.

It's the same way I feel when I see a kid getting a Christmas toy today and it's some kind of goddam battery powered dancing baby Yoda junk or a video game vs some kid getting a football or baseball glove. One just feels almost sad and the other feels timeless.

>>508769086 (OP)
wholesome. Kim is based beyond belief

>>508787990

> North Korea is in the midst of a development boom, fyi.
I highly suggest you guys watch vid related. This guy is an Indian who actually visited North Korea, and since he’s brown, his guides actually interacted with him more candidly than with the white Westerners who often visit. I know he’s a literal fat pajeet faggot, but Abhijit Iyer Mitra is one of my favorite global analysts, very intelligent, well-read, and witty despite a few typical osintbro and lolbertarian takes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLtZVzwUF6g

>>508788282
true, such people deserve the gulags, kim is justice

>>508788367
i have fond memories of my parents taking me to the wet and wild waterpark so i can`t relate. it`s fun, not fake fun, actual fun. there`s nothing wrong about it you`re just being weird. getting launched down a high speed tube filled with water and twists and turns, swimming in the wave pool, or enjoying a relaxing float down the lazy river. there`s nothing bad about this.

>>508788591
i`ve seen guided tours of north korea by youtubers before. they always go to the same places and you never actually get to see any of the real country. is this any different?

Too scared to take his shirt off and ride it though

>>508773786
cold war era propaganda

>>508788860
They still brought him on a group tour, but he went to more places in the country than white people do, so he was able to get a better impression of how the people are and the general state of the country. I think the government does this because commies like doing Third World outreach

GRORIOUS READER

>>508769086 (OP)
>Bloodthirsty dictator watches with sadistic glee the execution of his uncle by dissolving in a pool of acid after being shot through a cannon and fed to hungry dogs, 2025, colorized

>>508769086 (OP)
I unironically think I would enjoy living in Best Korea. Can white people migrate there?

>>508788314
bright city lights and public transport are god tier
suburban sprawl is cancer

>>508772046
they are not marlboro. those are 7stars

Imagine being selected by Dear Leader to entertain him by going down that slide for the first time. What does that process look like?

>>508777438
>face smol
>ass PHAT

>>508769086 (OP)
>Kim overlooking his new waterslide opened this week.
it'll be a shame to level all this progress when we bomb them next

>>508789605
you white faggot stay in your country and no, you can't immigrate there

entering north korea is basically impossible since the start of the russian war

Boys
Just fucking imagine

Imagine being the cannonball slide guy
Imagine your job needing to make the biggest fucking slide splash and if you don't glorious leader will fucking kill you.

>>508771937
Dear Leader would enjoy this

>>508769086 (OP)
>implying it’s not a new form of execution

>>508789723
>urban city lights are god tier
its truly a mental illness. That's the irony though is that you used the term god tier. Because you want to know what is literally God tier? Stepping outside and seeing the bright stars and fireflies and hearing owls hooting not police sirens.. and having space and seeing the woodlands and the beauty of creation everyday not a concrete man-made mockery of it all.

Suburbs are not great, but I actually consider them less objectionable than your concrete and stone anthills. The bright lights are just lipstick on a pig.

>>508770524
He went on a roller coaster a few years back so there’s a chance

>>508788701
I also have fond memories at theme parks... but it was just because I was doing stuff with my family. I have even more fond memories of going to the beach, or going camping, or just going on a road trip with my family though.

>>508771767
Because they’d escape. East Germany had that problem before the Berlin wall

>>508790566
Exactly. Cityfags have the gayest copes.
>i like being surrounded by noisy subhumans that are constantly fucking around with my property :^)
No, cityfag, you do not, you are coping.

>>508773786
It is. Pyongyang is the only decent part but only the country’s elite get to live there

>>508769086 (OP)
I love North Korea so much.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLrrLIrqGHs
video, I wonder how those russian kids in that feel lmao
>>508788367
Both of those examples fit North Korea a lot more though, I wonder just what a great country is to you.
>>508788860
You have only seen casuals that book the basic pyongyang trip, you can visit every region of the country.
https://koryogroup.com/uploads/private_page_files/30/original-Koryo_Tours_North_Korea_Guide_2019.pdf?1544514908

>>508774987
>>508775106
Go live there if it’s so great, commie faggot

>>508784976
>looks extremely clean and well maintained
better be on opening day...

>>508775307
>linking NK propaganda
lol

>>508776160
>implying only amerisharts dislike north korea
Nigger the vast majority of the world knows that north korea is a shithole

>>508776740
>natural darkness is when all the electricity cuts out in the evening

>>508777244
>NK is unironically a paradise
Get out of my country and live there then, commiefag

>>508790644
yeah my family took me camping as well. that has nothing to do with a waterpark. both can be good and different.

>>508790566
the true mental illness is being a misreable holier than thou little shit. yes the stars and rural noises are nice, but some people enjoy the city and thats fine. its not a mental illness, we have had cities for millenia. theyre hives of human activity and people watching and yes the hustle and bustle, it feels alive. its not for everyone. suburbs you need a car to get anywhere, no random unplanned trips to the store or cafe etc, suburbs are boring to me but i dont hate people who like the suburbs, we just have different tastes.

you have a massive stick up your ass, im sure people tell you this all the time, lighten up

>>508778930
holy cope

>>508773857
And tourists

>>508785175
Reminder that communism was created by jews

>>508787444
proof?

>>508775288
email the north korean embassy in london and ask.

>>508769086 (OP)
Damn, that man knows how to have good time.

>>508788435
>uuuuhhhh AKSHUALLY the murderous commie dictator is le wholesome because he built a waterslide for propaganda pics

>>508790977
Then why do you live in the US? You can defect to the dprk, americans have done before

>>508791817
Yes. are you mad about that faggot?
North Korea is Best Korea and far exceeds in quality the likes of the United Kingdom.

>>508776800
>modern infrastructure, or a modern society
nigger please, have you seen the state of the uk?

>>508769086 (OP)
>not pictured: spiked grinder
would be nice

>>508791996
Delusional

>>508792076
Get off the computer, go outside.
Enjoy your diverse equitable and inclusive multicultural London.

>>508776408
Those buildings are probably hollow with fake windows. It's a trompe l'oeil.

>>508792226
If you look closer, you can notice none of those windows are transparent. You can't see through any of them.

>>508790982
I swear talking with autisms is like pulling teeth because everything is so black and white to them and they simply cannot comprehend nuance etc. It is delusional and sick to equate rural with poverty.

Look there may be aspects of North Korea that are awful if even just 1/2 of the western view of the place is true. Under the boot of a truly onerous iron first of a government with zero opportunity or means to live prosperously. That can be hell. But you know what is also hell? Pressing everyone into rootless soulless concrete anthills in shoeboxes and deluding 95% of the population it is "god tier" kek. I dont know what life is like for some Nork living on a rice paddy in a shack somewhere with no electricity and little food to eat... but they probably at least dont have to become a little grease stain getting ground to powder in the concrete hellscape. They at least have the mercy of seeing the stars.

I see beauty as having healthy happy people with basics that they need, plenty of freedom, space, food, electricity, etc. modest homes, but they haven't let themselves become totally oversocialized or departed from the beauty and joys of natural creation. There is a nuance to it, but seeing some bright city lights and a concrete repulses me regardless of whete it is.

>>508792226
they built an entire fake city, at massive expense. why? a potemkin village i can understand, but a potemkin cityscape? for what? to trick other countries that will still hate them anyways? to trick north koreans into thinking their country has another modern city but one nobody is allowed to visit? i dont get it.

>>508773105
Yes of course I shall take my only vacation this year in North Korea!
The place where that white guy died in prison after taking one sign from a hotel, what could possibly go wrong?

>>508792633
almost nobody thinks cities are "god tier" most people are just sort of indifferent. they complain about the city but often have no intention of moving to the rural areas. i grew up in the middle of nowhere but now that i live in a city i like it, i have no intention of moving back to the rural area i spent half my life in. both are nice in their own ways, both have drawbacks, it does suck not seeing the stars. but i prefer the city. i certainly understand people who prefer rural though. but nobody is forcing me to live here.

>stop liking what i dont like
a mark of immaturity

>>508778493
>every single fucking light in every room is lit up
>even corridors and hallways
>no cars
Is this a model city with not people living in it?

>>508791401
Kek it always boils down to the "hustle and bustle" it's one of those memes that is as true as it gets.

Cities have been around for millenia and they have been scourges on the world for millenia. You either appreciate the natural world and beauty and space and freedom or you dont. It is like trying to explain color to a blind person honestly. Everything people love about cities is such a low pleasure in my mind. Tasteless, garrish, dirty, excessive, over socialized, rootless, plastic. It can be summed up in one goal: they just want to be entertained... and the incomprehnsible beauty of natural creation just doesn't cut it- they need little baubles and lights and "hustle and bustle". It is just a fundamental and intractable difference between people and we will never see eye to eye at a core almost spiritual level.

>>508793117
yeah that is weird
maybe the people there have no control over the lights. dear leader will decide when your lights are on or off? cant even allow people even that small level of personal freedom? or maybe it is empty? why build an empty city at mass expense? even those ghost cities in china eventually fill up with people and many of the ghost cities we remember from years old yoiutube videos are now filled albeit later than expected. maybe they just havent moved people in yet?

>>508790982
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLrrLIrqGHs
Kim essentially built himself an Atlantic City but way nicer.

>>508773105
Empty hotels probably built by china with tofu bricks.

>>508769086 (OP)
>Get splash of water in the emperor
>Die

>>508791504
All 50 of them

>>508769086 (OP)
400 brave and liberal North Koreans, all journalists in opposition to the regime, have been killed by that slide, and you're laughing

>>508793142
i lived in a rural area for over 20 years. ive been there done that. i wasnt born in the city. i can appreciate the natural world but theres only so many times i can stare at the same trees and middle of nowhere fields empty of people. yes i want to be entertained. the natural beauty isnt something i can just stare at every day just standing there looking at the same trees and rocks for years. whats wrong with hustle and bustle and taking a walk and seeing the people and activity. liking a city doesnt mean you hate the natural world and freedom or whatever.

you dont need everyone to only like what you like. its not a spiritual thing you`re just throwing tantrums at the idea that there are people out there with different tastes to you.

you talked about hot dogs over a campfire earlier. that processed goy slop meat tube makes me personally sick. but do i go on and on about calling everyone that likes hot dogs a spiritually dead piece of shit that hates natural food? no, because i grew the fuck up and made peace with the fact that different people like different things and its ok.

>>508793074
This attitude that "different strokes for different folks" may be true with something like cuisine tastes kek but it stops precisely when a place becomes a hellish source of pollution on every aspect of human life.. the cities actively spew every kind of pollution on the world. They are hubs for greed and influence and the controk freaks that insinuate themsleves in the hubs of those things, their publications and broadcasts literally send all sorts of rootless degeneracy and propaganda and social pollution, literal physically smog and pollution, they produce rootless self indulgent wasteful people who just want full bellies and entertainment. I could go on an on. On one street you could have a cracked out bum stumbling around and a block over you could have some nasty dinner party where the rich perverts eat chocolate off of some naked whore lol the whole thing is so bizarre and fucked up.

If you like pork chops not ribeye steak thats no skin off my sack but the moment you preference becomes a scourge on mankind it ceases to be a "matter of tatse" and you be bold indeed to actually try and deter people from pointing out tge reality.

>>508786479
You sorta did have your idea of a "great society" too. It's a cold war thing.

>>508769086 (OP)
Based Korea

>>508792668
To keep people occupied.

>>508774546
No, you faggot, it will be used by sufficiently high ranking citizens such as teachers and doctors and their families. NK isn't what it used to be, you'd know if you followed its developments, there's actually quite a bit of infrastructure for better-than-normal-goym north koreans.

>>508769086 (OP)
You just know that there will be at least one guy who'll get vanned right after he slides down and says "yippie!!!". Sad.

>>508793858
hey, cool it with the casual anti-semitism

but seriously, nobody here likes the propaganda and degeneracy either. yes bad things happen in cities. bad people too. i`m aware. most of the city though is just normal cities. the nasty dinner parties are more like an LA thing or maybe NYC but even there its not like its everywhere, not even 1% of 1% of people living in the city are involved or even aware of it. as for factories and pollution well yeah, there are 8 billion people, we cant all live on a family farm, someone has to make the steel, someone has to can the fruit or process the ores or mass produce the table lamps and the bed frames and the plastic bags etc. shits gotta be made somewhere.

>>508793844
I could piddle in the natural beauty- the complexity and perfection of it all- the plants and animals large and small, the cycles of it, the sights and sounds of it. The space and freedom of it and never get tired of it. Perfect harmony a never ending melody. I would piddle in it endlessly.

There is a reason why in all the cosmologies "eden" was man living in the natural world. When we became fallen and corrupted be massed ourselves up like little gods in our dirty little anthills. The difference between our creation and the natural creation is so stark.

>>508791185
your mom's shithole is more dirty though

>>508770851
Be fun to pork, just don't breed.

I want to fuck Kim's daughter. She's hot.

>>508794419
ok great, i`m happy for you and your piddling. its not for everyone, i go for a piddle now and again when i visit nearby conservation areas on the city outskirts but doing it everyday for me i would get bored, thats just me, i bare no ill will towards you for enjoying it more than i do.

>>508794081
Oh this affliction is not unique to one group of people. In most of the developed or developing world (USA included), people who dont have this affliction are vastly out numbered. "Like an old gray tomcat keeping his back to the wall."

>>508792633
>plenty of freedom
how much freedom do you have, wagecuck?

>>508794414
Cities in Canada and the USA dont produce much of anything anymore. There was a time you could point at legitimate industrial production and say "see it is all worth it." That ship sailed 100 years ago you cant ride the coattails of a bygone era.

Cities in Canada and US are mostly just hubs for marketing and HR corporate offices, media companies, and all sorts of other "make-work." Long gone are the days of any actual production that could at least counterbalance the nastiness of it all.

>>508794831
same in bongland. mostly banks and IT (for the fee companies who don't have offices in india. mainly startups who don't care about spending their investors money or huge companies like jewgle)

>>508794831
then why are you bitching about all kinds of pollution. the only pollution is from cars and i would agree there are too many. not because people shouldnt be allowed cars but because the cities are so badly zoned that they need to drive everywhere. it doesnt need to be this way and outside of north america they have cities built before modern zoning that are for more human and people dont always need to drive places.

anyways you should be grateful to the cities. otherwise all those people would flood your rural areas and it would all be a lot less rural.

>>508786315
Indeed. How to change minds and effect change: Become a bigger nuisance than just complying with the complaint would be. In this case, very direct letters mailed to every single physical and digital address one can associate with the person who has the authority to manage this change you would like to see. Fuck, in this case you can even submit a complaint to the relevant agencies alleging deceptive practices that deliberately maliciously violate the rights of disabled people by not allowing them to read the menu and place an order without being forced to watch a paid advertisement.

>>508788314
A concentrated population is easier to control. If you look closely, you'll see that buildings are organized in such a way so as to create killboxes - passages are easy to block, blocking one door in a building locks down entire building, etc. Similar to prisons, their cities are designed to control.

>>508794757
I have no problem working- a man ought to work. But the question is what are you working for? To live like a bug in a concrete box?

Also right now I do have a great deal of freedom but every day there are a mass of schemers, control freaks, and their deluded masses (mostly in cities) trying to whittle it away with the strong arm of government.

>>508795245
The best part is, one doesn’t even need a friend to help translate your request into legalese threatening criminal or civil repercussions, pick your favorite chat bot and feed it the request, it’s been good enough at fooling judges until they actually try to look up the referenced case law.

>>508773467
>What’s the white thing?
A little porcellain thingy with confectionary. I've seen something similar offered to a Turkish general.

>>508777438
yes, my wife is Japanese.
everyone has their type. Like there are more "conventionally" cute jap ladies but I like my gir wid chinky eyes not trying to look like a white lady. Also, she's got big tits and bore me a son.
im pretty pleased.
So I don't have "a baddie" perse but do have "my baddie"
fuckk niggers kikes maghats and kikes and niggers and jews.

>>508795245
maybe i would if i thought anyone cared. whoever is in authority is probably some bumbling boomer that couldnt give a shit. assuming anyone has any authority to do anything when everything is a bureaucratic nightmare. maybe people with some authority have noticed but cant push the changes needed through the bloated machine of hr departments and endless regulation and unnecessary rules and legalities. canada just isnt a place where things get done.

>>508769086 (OP)
>Kim overlooking his new waterslide

The biggest problem of societies like North Korea is no freedom. It sounds obvious, but imagine like your entire life is a kindergarden.

>>508795490
>But the question is what are you working for? To live like a bug in a concrete box?
it's like this for most people

>>508795501
Good for you anon and congratulations. Don’t worry about how the rest of the world perceives your daily reality. Shallow Hal was a rather extreme example of this, but it came out when I was a kid and helped me see that back then.

>>508795498 thanks anon I appreciate you taking the time to answer even after so long

>>508795783
I know. Like I said it's hellish.

>>508773786
Its still kinda is in the rural area's but they are now building new rural homes.

>>508769086 (OP)
Looks like not a whole lot of room from the walls when you go skipping across the puddle there. I'm actually surprised they put water in this thing to be honest. Wish we could get some rekt vids out of this for lulz but it's NK.

>>508795554
That’s the beauty of it, they don’t have to care, only you do. They don’t want to be bothered or to have to be made to do actual work. You inundating them with BS and annoying borderline harassment becomes a job in itself to deflect from, and they cave to your demands. But I understand where you’re coming from on that anon and it may be best saved for the cases where you most want to see change.

>>508771396
He's only interested in his sister too...take a number AnonBro.

>>508775160
Something about it is calming. Seeing those wide open yet mostly empty streets, pretty clean too.

>>508772485
TL;DR

>>508796148
They are not comfortable to be at. You feel exposed, like you're being watched.

>>508775160
>people don't have cars
aren't you faggy libshits always asking for "walkable" cities? what's the issue now?

>>508773105
Ya but there's no strip club in any of that. So count me out. Wait, there's probably a live game (human) shooting range there with anti-aircraft guns and MANPADS so maybe I can be persuaded.

>>508796435
why all these wide roads and multi-lane highways for cities with no cars in a country where nobody is allowed to travel anyways. its just weird. they might as well build more european style with smaller roads instead, it would suit them better and is more comfortable to live in anyways then wide empty roads everywhere.

>>508796853
so you'll have tiny walkways in your "walkable" cities and completely ban all cars? good luck when you get a stroke and need an ambulance. just walk to the hospital i guess.

>>508796853
It's a military infrastructure. Wide streets to maneuver tank divisions easier.

>>508775021
This is just like being in a fancy jail. Look around there, there's nothing to do outside of work and sleep in your apartment. No bars, pizza joint, 7-11, gas station, bowling alley nothing...

I am assuming those blue things are some kind of green/grow houses for some kind of food or hell, maybe even drugs I mean you never know, that shit's worth more than food anyhow.

>>508769086 (OP)
That's a low-level municipality accomplishment here.
This guys has nukes?
Good for them I guess?