>>508939350 (OP)
ayo so why metal roofs ain poppin off in da u.s. like dat? listen, gettin a tin roof (yeah dat metal one) ain no rocket science but it ain jus a quick lil home depot run neitha. folks act like its sum luxury flex but da real reason u ain seein em errwhere? lets break it down real talk.
1. labor b scammin (frfr)
> dem metal sheets ain even dat pricey but dem roofers? oh dey gon tax u heavy.
> dese dudes got licenses insurance all dat, n since metal roofs take way longer to slap on dan dem weak asphalt shingles? brace ya pockets.
2. americans stay on dat ashphalt crack
> 90% of dese roofs outchea basic as hell, asphalt shingles runnin da game cuz dey dirt cheap ($1.50–$5.50 a square foot installed).
> niggas ratha save $5 today dan think bout how metal roofs last 50+ years while asphalt start lookin raggedy in 15. priorities all messed up.
3. hoas & buildin codes b on sum power trip
> hoas b da worst. “oh u cant put dat shiny roof on yo own house it don match da ~aesthetic~” bruh.
> den u got city codes tryna make u add 10 extra layers of undalayment like its a nasa project. jus lemme live!
4. folks believe anythang (literally)
> “metal roofs cost a whole down payment!” nah its like 2–3x asphalt but lasts 3x longer. math ain mathin fo em.
> “its gon sound like a metallica concert when it rain!” bffr, if its installed right u won hear nuffin.
5. roofers b lazy / uneducated
> most dese contractors only know how to lay asphalt like its 1995. soon as u say “metal” dey start sweatin.
> n if u in a small town? forget it. might gotta drive 3 states ova jus to get da materials.
6. weatha b playin games too
> out west where wildfires b wildin? metal roofs don burn. but in places where its jus… regular? folks ain tryna switch up.
> snow belt niggas b scared of ice dams (but das only if ya installer wuz trash).
