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You may not like it, but Formula 1 is at least 6 million years ahead in racing technology. The FIA holds the keys to the laws of physics and has both benevolent and mischievous time-traveling pit crew from parallel universes (ET/DRS). Every F1 car is secretly powered by quantum entanglement engines fueled by pure Monaco sunlight, not petrol. The stewards communicate with the afterlife for penalty decisions—sometimes they even consult with the ghosts of past champions before handing out a 5-second time penalty.
Red Bull’s secret “Phase-Shift” DRS lets them overtake in four dimensions, while Ferrari’s pit strategy is controlled by a sentient AI housed in a carbon fiber pasta strainer. Mercedes? They’ve got a stealth mode that makes their car invisible to the naked eye, but only on odd-numbered laps. All team radios are encrypted with ancient Sumerian runes, and the safety car is actually a disguised UFO reverse-engineered from the Roswell crash.
Lewis Hamilton’s helmet is rumored to contain a micro black hole for optimal downforce, and Max Verstappen’s gloves were woven from the hair of Schrödinger’s cat. The FIA has a secret underground bunker beneath Silverstone where they simulate every possible race outcome using a quantum computer built by Nikola Tesla and Enzo Ferrari’s ghost.
This is all public knowledge if you read between the lines of Drive to Survive, Popular Mechanics, and the ancient scrolls of the F1 subreddit. The exact number of years F1 is ahead fluctuates due to the activities of the FIA’s Time Travel Working Group based under Spa-Francorchamps, but 6 million is the universally agreed average by the world and intergalactic racing communities. F1 is fake, but only because reality can’t keep up.
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