Thread 508997764

What would it take to get you to consider joining the military?

>>508997764 (OP)
42m people since 2020 as a confederate eugenics

>>508997764 (OP)
medical miracle

>>508997764 (OP)
High salary, commisioned as an officer, and I wanna cape.

>>508997764 (OP)
Lujan suckie

>>508997764 (OP)
>What would it take to get you to consider joining the military?


Being allowed to rape, pillage, plunder and bring back wealth and women.

>>508997943
What happened anon

>>508997764 (OP)
Deporting ALL the immigrants.
Otherwise, what are we talking about here? They are not my people, not my nation why the fuck would I fight for them?

>>508998073
>commissioned officer
Do you a degree, anon?

>>508998127
Just one?

>>508998138
Best we can do is tax free overseas earnings.

A nation I actually think worth fighting for.
Or a seven digit monthly wage.

>>508998279
*have a degree
>t phonefag

>>508997764 (OP)
No

A time machine and gene editing to make me young and healthy.

>>508997764 (OP)
>What would it take to get you to consider joining the military?
I already did. And I already left. All it took was the promise of a steady paycheck. Once I built up job experience and a resume, I fucking quit.

>>508997764 (OP)
TND, TBD, TKD, and TCD, followed up with Service Guarantees Citizenship as described in the novel. If you think the movie applies at all, then you are subject to TCD.
Only then we can talk about whether the military represents my country or not.
Note: D can mean deportation or disenfranchisement.

>>508997764 (OP)
Delivering mail in a kubelwagen, and a modernized stahlhelm sounds kino

>>508997764 (OP)
More than the Zogmachine would ever offer given it's penny pinching bullshit.
You retards almost caught me in Highschool.
Looking back on it now, was almost the most retarded choice I could have made of all time. Imagine getting a degree, and serving your nation. Just so some poo in loo can get placed ahead of you because he's a streetshitting slave wager at the Nuke Plant.
Until you fucking assholes actually serve America and Americans. I ain't doing shit.

>>508997764 (OP)
War with Mexico/Central America

>>508997764 (OP)
I would join if this were an actual country that was worth protecting and didn't hate me for being white. So it would have to be ruled by the 5th reich or something similar.
I'm also kind of too old and busted, so I would probably need Non-talmudic Cybernetics or Agarthan Biomechazoidian augmentations.

>>508997764 (OP)
nothing, I have already done my military service

I won’t do it under any circumstance

>>508999165
>I would join if this were an actual country that was worth protecting and didn't hate me for being white.
Wait a second... you're not in Leafland. Are you sure your country hates you?

>>508997764 (OP)
Lots of hot steamy sex butt naked except with combat boots still on.

>>508997764 (OP)
war on a certain middle eastern country

>>508997764 (OP)
Killing my enemy.

>>508998279
>Best we can do is tax free overseas earnings.
kek

a pan-european white ethnostate

>>508997764 (OP)
total and complete expulsion of all jews and war declared on pissrael and international jewry.

global manhunt for every last kike on the planet. i'd signup today.

>>508997764 (OP)
Guaranteed fighter pilot

Masters, 20/20 eye sight, 1/2/3/4 and 10k in an hour

I’m 38 :(

>removal of all non-Whites from the country
>mandatory ownership of full automatic rifiles for all men
>everyone besides infants must eat bacon at least once a week
>no independent females, must be under guardianship of father or husband
>restriction of rights of roman catholics and atheists
>mass executions of all politicians
>god save the queen is nation anthem again
>gold standard
>mass executions of all reserve bank employees

>>508997764 (OP)
how will you convince me to die for israeli pedos and rapists huh?
think about it
you cant and so i wont

>>508997764 (OP)
Ethnostate.

Knowing I fight for my country and my peoples' safety and interests.

If the enemy is actually my enemy and my allies are actually my allies.

>>508997764 (OP)
A fuckload of money.

>>508999458
You just named the exact values of the taliban.

Tie me to a missile and drop me on Tel Aviv

>>508999257
Not as much as Leafland (sorry you have to deal with that fren), but yes. I'm not going to go into a pity party with details, but I've been fucked over many times and constantly have to hear about how bad whites are and how good I have it when the establishment has never once tossed me a bone once. So fuck um.

>>508999661
No muslims are White.

>>508999497
I agree this is the actual subtext of OP's proposition
>>508997764 (OP)
Well? What can you offer me to join? Can I join chemical weapons research?

>>508997764 (OP)
A government issued wife.
With tail.

If America didn’t exclusively serve jews and brownoids, there would be no recruitment problems

>>508999999
Oh boy I can't wait to see how numbers like that go to waste

>>508997764 (OP)
A war AGAINST Israel. I'm serious.

>>508999257
Trump may be the current President, but either the next one or the one after is likely to be another gay nigger democrat.

>>508997764 (OP)
I'm not dying or killing for Isreal

1) A white country
2) Free of jewish influence
I'm not dying for Israel.
I'm not dying so my country can be overrun by the browns.

>>508997764 (OP)
Realistically this is advertising and it's against the rules.

>>508997764 (OP)
Total kike death
Total shabbos goyim death
Politicians supporting Israel public execution

A ground invasion on my soil and that's it.
Cope.

>>508999903
and hopefully this will bring about balkanization so we can forge ethnostates.

>>508997764 (OP)
Even if I wanted to join. I am old and disabled. They would have to be enemy tanks rolling by the White House before they game me a gun. By then though, WMDs in play so we are all fucked anyways.

>>509000074
gave*

>>508999969
>governments make backdoor deal with other country to "invade"
>you go and fight the invaders like a good goy
>die
>"oh noooooo that sucks"
>your leaders get what they want, sign a peace treaty
Any invasion of Australia would only be beneficial to the people of Australia once the initial chaos is over.

>>508997764 (OP)
Nothing. In a time where war seems imminent, you might as well strap a grenade to your balls.
We've seen what modern warfare looks like in Ukraine, and everyone who can flee had fled. Why would I possibly want to risk dying instantly from a drone strike?
Do you know anyone, ANYONE at all, who got rich off fighting on the frontlines of WWII, Korea, Vietnam or Iraq / Afghanistan?

>>508999722
Their day patrol is uttermost likely whiter than (You). I thought you'd mention the bacon.
Either way, dumbshit incel neets are first in line for deportation.

>>508997764 (OP)
A foreign country invading. That's assuming they take recruits from the country they're conquering.

>>508997764 (OP)
double the current pay, land upon completion of service and better veteran support.

Also, voting should be restricted generally to natural born citizens who have completed some amount of military/civic service.

>>508997764 (OP)
I will whip your nerdy 4ft ass, air hole. Might butt fuck your mother too you treasonous little bitch. I REALLY hope I see you out there and you can run or snitch you fucking cowardly fuck

>>508997764 (OP)
Eh, I guess I would go if I got offered a job based on my skills with fair pay(which I guess is possible considering I work with drones in civilian life). Not going back as grunt though, my back is too fucked up for that.

>>508997764 (OP)
I was at a bar that was playing some mainstream propoganda slop on the tv, must have mentioned israel or Iran when some orclike entity in ill fitted camo grunted out something about "weak men scared to fight for their country"
I out loud said people just aren't stupid enough to go die plinking sand monkeys for israeli interests while bean hordes piledrive our home country anymore. His souless gaze locked on me as he started espouting his service record like the McDonald's menu. I said that's quite impressive for a faggot droning brown kids from the safety of 2 countries over.
This must've set off his programming and fired off what little neurons he still had. Couldn't even tell you what the mystery meat monster was squeeling as he thrashed on that poor barstool's unbreakable will.
I scoffed at the spectacle which had to have activated his kill mode. The frothing mess lurched forward and all it took was mild reactive response of avoidance to sidestep and watch the golem trip on himself and come crashing down.
I sat on this beanbag's back and slapped it on the back of his head. He was already teary eyed and farting profusely in impotent rage. Once the whole bar was splitting their sides in laughter I got off and told him it's ok, no hard feelings. The creature scampered away in fright (I guess having to actually fight for once in it's life was too daunting).
Someone yelled out "Simper Fag!" as it barreled out the doors.
Anyway good luck to the homos and losers set up with recruitment duty. Hope you like the taste of Remington-brand pepper

>>508999257
There is no country that is free from the mind poison. When I was in Norway I heard innumerable of their female youth going on about how all the problems in the world were because of "old white men".
Norway consumes the same media poison as the leafs and burgers.
And we all know how Sweden and Germany and Denmark are.
What will be needed for change is a cultural zeitgeist, not a particular country.

>>509000164
>better veteran support.
we've DOUBLED the amount of veteran health providers goy! Now you get TWO!
An ounce of prevention is better than a pound of a cure.

>>509000427
I mean more than just health care.

Subsidized education, priority for civic sector employment, a government guaranteed mortgage/business interest rate, things like that.

>>508997764 (OP)
>What would it take to get you to consider joining the military?
My health is fucked, but hypothetically, it would take the US converting to Orthodox Christianity and waging a holy war, a crusade, whose sole purpose is to convert all the world to Orthodoxy. That is the only war I would fight in.

>>509000346
Thanks for that anon. I needed a chuckle.

>>508999883
Same. Pretty much would solve all the world’s problems.

>>508997764 (OP)
I'd go back in if I could have E7 and maintain my VA compensation

>>508999458
>>508999661
Seems reasonable.

>>508997764 (OP)
The current American military? A ton of money or career benefits. Enough to make me a millionaire in my thirties. I'd also appreciate being an officer and not having promotions gatekept by seniority over merit.

The country is an absolute joke, and I've seen what the military has done to other men in my family. The only way they could possibly get me to work with them is to serve my personal interests.

>>508997764 (OP)
Hmm, a decent salary and a position in PR. CIA as well for psyop division.

I like America and would like to help America but does it ever pay well? Even with a degree isn’t it like sub 100k? Private sector just pays more

>>508997764 (OP)
Money is completely fucking useless and their only incentive to join.
All the things that are worth it are illegal: drugs are illegal, buying women is illegal, teenagers are illegal even prostitution is illegal.

They cucked men out of every single power and privilege we used to have in society. It doesn't matter how much money you make you're still a chump compared to your ancestors.

>>508997764 (OP)
>What would it take to get you to consider joining the military?
a "democrat commissar" pointing a gun 24/7 at my head or heart. and i LITERALLY MEAN POINTING A GUN AT MY HEAD 24/7 ALL THE TIME. which of ocurse includes some retards risking their lifes while pointig their gun at my head even while the "evil russians" attacked "our" position.

i mean it. not joking. they hacve to point a gun at my hed for everything they would want me to da. even if its clearing mines... if they would send me into a strap of lad to clear mines... at least one of them had to point his sniper rifle at my head. simple as.

>simple as.

mass killings always depends on obedience and/or comviction..

A better reputation honestly. At 32 joining now would be a waste of time. I know I wouldn’t get to do anything cool and I wouldn’t come out with any better a resume than I had going in.

>>509001771
Pretty much all officers are paid well for their entire career. Pay for a lifestyle once you consider all the bennies is comparable to like most engineers.

soldiers / marines are my slaves
I'm an American civilian citizen

>>508997764 (OP)
A house, and a wife, up front. For a start.

>>509002033
Can I ask for certain specific jobs? My big fear is they would under value me. Also thoughts on CIA?

>>508997764 (OP)
I have only one more year left before I’m ineligible to sign up for even the Navy. My ship has sailed frens, go on without me. I can still pass all the physical requirements but I’m deep in my career and honestly don’t think the Navy could afford me.

>>508999969
Not even this would win me over. Our rulers already do all the things a conqueror does.

>>508999661
go on...

A king who promised to kill or expel all non whites, give me a wife-slave and enforce my property rights over her, and give me large amounts of money after we win

>>508997764 (OP)
My own personal supply of nukes

>>508997764 (OP)
I don't speak Chinese. I would need to learn to speak Chinese 1st.

>>508997764 (OP)
>What would it take to get you to consider joining the military?
Whatever country Israel points us to, we get. Make colonialism a thing again. Then grant each soldier a plot of land.

You would have to fight for white interests, not Jewish interests.

Do you niggers really want people who openly hate the US government including the US military along with actively gathering operational equipment and personnel movements to be leaked online joining the US military? That is what you will get

>>508999661
The Taliban has a big problem with papal reveries.

>>509002150
I think as an officer they choose but they let you influence it based on merit. So basically, once you finish school, you rank your preferences while they rank you based on your performance and credentials. The higher you are on their rank list, the more likely you are to get your preferences. So if you really crush it and rank Intel highly, there’s a good chance you get Intel. If you suck, then you just get whatever’s left after the people who don’t suck get what they prefer. Academy grads always get first crack, then ROTC, then people off the street.

>>509002879
That sucks. I’m a huge Edward Bernays and wartime propaganda fan and if I got cucked out of a PR spot by an ROTC kid and left to do something else for 4 years, a hellcat would not make up for it.

Anyways thanks for the answer anon.

>>509003104
Well I think PR would be PsyOps. I have no idea if that’s a popular branch or not. Ultimately, if you really crush it at schooling you can probably pick your branch for the most part but I guess you never know. Once you’re in, they own you and can do what they want with you.

>>508997764 (OP)
A time machine. You can't run WAR with a fucking HR department and send members of economic zone #3 to die in a muddy hole to return to rent a cube and die alone.

>>508999661
he specifically said eat bacon to stop retarded replies like yours but you posted it anyway lmao

>>508997764 (OP)
A ban on aid to Israel and making AIPAC a foreign lobby registered with FARA.
Also we should demand Israel de-nuclarize.
I would go to war against Israel though.

>>508997764 (OP)
Get rid of all the women.

Military would be cool in a homogenous country like South Korea but not this multicultural abomination

>>509000130
>If an attack/invasion on domestic soil is what it takes to get you to fight our war, an attack/invasion on domestic soil is what you will get.
I hate reruns

>>508997764 (OP)
That ship sailed, Sergeant Ramirez. You sold my future to niggers and women. Let them fight for it.

Monster women

>>508997764 (OP)
I'm a man in his mid-40s with 2 young sons.
The only way you could convince me to saddle up and ride to war would be if a war situation got to the point of threatening my family, false flags not withstanding.

>>509000559
Canuckistan doesn't have a gi bill?

>>508997764 (OP)
Realistically, nothing
I don’t have the personality for it. I would get on heaps of trouble

I will not die for anything. You cannot offer me anything. You cant buy out nationalism.

If the military kicked out every woman and nonwhite I would join the next day

>>508997764 (OP)
You would have to promise me that there would be videos of me and my friends getting killed by drones posted online for faggots like you to laugh at

>>508997764 (OP)
Make the GI bill 48 months. It's bullshit that you have to serve 8 years but only get 3 of education, that's not divisible by whole numbers and it triggers my autism
Also standard issue tradwife

>>509006961
>Get pay docked from paycheck for G.I. Bill
>finally get out, "cool, I get free college!"
>4 years of Jewish dykes telling you they hate everything you stand for, fail you just because
>miraculously, you graduate college expecting 100L/yr starting working for a defense contractor
>"American" defense contractors are all globalist, hire only Jews, Jeets, and Mexicans
>get hired as an hourly technician with some defense contractor for $20/hr, have to work the first year of that with a temp agency
>Jew or Jeet supervisors and engineers treat you like the unskilled Mexicans you work with
>all that military training for nothing
>all that college for nothing
Wow, sweet deal. I can get that without joining the military and going to college. Where do I sign up?

>>508997764 (OP)
If the campaign was to go to Europe to free the people from their gay zog governments instead of fucking around in a desert

>>509007729
Or, you could take that degree and re-join the military as an officer
>Jews decide to rig election for a Democrat president
>woke shit all returns in your first year of commission
>new vaccine mandates for yet another experimental, untested vaccine
>whisked off to some war zone before you can object
>marched 200 yards in front of an Israeli tank to draw fire from Iranian drones
...and the worst part is, you don't even learn anything from college anymore, thanks to them becoming glorified diploma mills for cheating foreign students paying handsome tuition rates for their participation trophies.

>>508997764 (OP)
I won't. I want America's enemies to win and kill you all.

>>508997764 (OP)
I'm allowed to kill and rape anyone not on my team

>>508997764 (OP)
skin in the game. if you want me to fight for ZOG, then I want to be a beneficiary. none of this money for college or better rates at the credit union jew shit.

>>508997764 (OP)
Absolutely nothing. I served for eight years in the army. Deployed twice to Afghanistan. And there is nothing that will ever get me to join that shitshow that is the united states army ever again. Don’t care that trumps back. He didn’t fix shit the last time. There is nothing they can do to change my mind. Can’t bribe me. Shame me. Threaten me. Because I have more to gain by fighting against the United States government at this point.

>>508997764 (OP)
I am 5' 3" and I weigh 218 pounds. You still want me to join up?

>>508997764 (OP)
Been there, done that.
Got out and now waiting to get my VA disability rating.

>>508997764 (OP)
Until the embellishers stop lying to get a bigger percentage of the cut it's not worth the squeeze. When pic related makes a comeback then it will actually be worth a shit to die for that opium field because at least I'll be able to smoke some of it.

>>508997837
>>508997764 (OP)
In the event of a war, I'm fighting for whoever is attacking

Death to America
T. Victim of multiple civil rights violations, cops, sheriff, FBI, doj, and dod won't do their fucking jobs.
I'm happy to kill all of them

10 million bucks.

>>508997764 (OP)
No I support terrorist since at least they stand for something unlike you chair force weenies who think you are tuff but never done anything in your life tuff.

>>508997764 (OP)
Being 30 years younger and no longer asthmatic.

>>509009042
Based

>>508997764 (OP)
Deport jews.

>>508997764 (OP)
Nothing. I resigned from the reserve and I’m not going back. I will however fight in a civil war if necessary.

>>508998279
Bruh they just commissioned a palantir pajeet and other kikes with no military experience as officer into army detachment 201

>>508997764 (OP)
About 14 wives and 10 mansions and also 4 yachts

>>508998978
>More than the Zogmachine would ever offer given it's penny pinching bullshit.
This is what Germany said about why America would never have an effective military.
But ZOG used 50 countries to fight GER, ITA, JPN, Austria.
Last time they tricked us, this time they will not be able to we already beat jews and ZOG at large.

Mass deportations across the west

>>508999165
>5th reich
Why not 4th Reich?

>>508999257
America jewmerica hates us way more than leafland.

If we were attacked by another country for no good reason (Japan, 1941), I'd do it. Other than that, this country's not worth fighting for.

>>508999458
>>508999661
What if all White men moved to Afghan to join the Taliban? I think it's a better life than living in America

>>509009042
You ex military too? Because a lot of my friends who were deployed speak the exact same way.

>>508999802
This.
Jewmericans are pathetic.
I cannot believe the jew made such a slave goy

>>508999948
This.

>>509000051
>>508999903
The next president will be Obama

>>508997764 (OP)
at this point? a commission as a general and command of an entire army
i have lots of national business to work on

>>509001852
Unless you kill all opposition, then you are a chump no more.

>>509002697
They don't have a choice.

>>508997764 (OP)
Writing into law Anglo men will never be forced to go to war for Israel or any other desert dwelling nation, and assuring us that the only war we fight will be on our own lands, making sure anyone who isn't an Anglo Saxon or here legally for decades is sent back to their country of origin. There can also be no women at all in high positions of command. Working in the barracks servicing the men, in more ways than one, should be their only role. Meet these demands, and watch enlistment shoot through the roof.

>>509008038
Hehehe. Because the enemies of America will slaughter our enemies. Because American government has designated is as the enemy.

>>509009625
You're a newfag.
FDR caused Pearl Harbor.

>>509009674
Most people on 4chan are ex mil

>>509009748
I'll vote for him if he comes out beforehand. I can get behind a leader who holds an appreciation for muscular men and considers women no more than a political necessity.

>>509010056
Hehehe. At that point he will be more honest than Trump. Anybody that is anti-Zio has my vote including Iran and the Taliban.

>>509009932
Most militaries in history had traveling brothels, that would be a good thing to add.

>>508997764 (OP)
United States announces it’s cutting all ties with Israel and considers them a threat to national security.

>>509010148
Israel is a threat to America. Israel has also worked with China for 50 years, against US will. Now Israel has disrupted the US plan to contain China, by attacking Iran. The plan was developed in 2000, then israel did 9/11, so US went to middle East. Meanwhile israel was selling our tech to china. Trump is ready to focus China again now, but Netanyahu wants to attack Iran, which is against the policy. They are trying 9/11 part 2.

>>509010148
>>509010247
Also explicit plan of 1st and 2nd Trump admin is to contain China. But israel is screwing it up. I may just join the Chinese at this point.

>>508997764 (OP)
less gay shit?

>>509009674
Veteran of a domestic war, and yes I do use my veteran parking spot

>>508997764 (OP)
No taxes.
Imagine rising you life for a country, coming back and the said country now demands money from you?
For centuries militaries had incentives such as plunder rights or land.
Nowadays soldiers get paid shit. And that's fine, if you don't want to pay a lot that's understandable. But the least you could do is to fuck off from people who fought and survived. But no, the modern soldier is treated like cattle.
Notax could be a golden ticket for many guys. Imagine no property tax, no tax on your stonk gains, no income tax, never even thinking about IRS. That's something worth staking your life on.
Nothing else is worth fighting for.

>>509010627
You will fight for $17,000 per year and you will be happy

>>508997943
This

>>508997764 (OP)
If they will allow us to kill all Communist sympathizers including Communist jews then I will gladly join.
And fire communist officers.
We have to be able to imprison and kill Communists or I won't join.

Because currently military is run by communist jews

>>508997764 (OP)
If we were at war with israel or the blacks revolted

>>508997764 (OP)
Give me unrestricted access to the nuclear codes

>>508997764 (OP)
A time machine

>>508997764 (OP)

Land rights, monetary compensation and guaranteed retirement pension adjusted to cpi at competitive rates and a woman as a bonus

>>509011043
Stop begging for handouts I hate this gibs me some scraps from the pedo kikes bullshit.
Make an anti jew army.
That's all that matters.

I couldn't find a job as an engineer after graduating college so I joined the Navy as a Pilot
Best decision I ever made, if all goes well I will be complete with training in 2 years and will be flying F/A-18s

>>509011240
You got the vac you punk bitch

>>509009625
>Japn, 1941
So if they can make the false flag look real enough you'll sign up, ok.

>>508997764 (OP)
Nothing. Not going to die for zog. They’re going to have to come to my door and kill me

Having a country worth dying for.

>>508999458
>gold standard
The gold standard is not necessary or desirable. There is nothing wrong with fiat currency when issued without debt. Once the Jews are disposed of, fiat currency will function perfectly well.

>>508997764 (OP)
An invasion of my country.
Thats one thing I cant understand.
Like if new york was filled with war everyday I wouldnt be working id be in the army or more realistically speaking a militia so theres no multi year contract

>>508997764 (OP)
The death of every Indian on the North American Continent

>>508999458
>monarchy cuck

this place will never produce a real problem solver

>>508997764 (OP)
>>508998153
>>508998279
>>508998323
You niggers are STILL doing this? Frag your supervisor, then frag his boss, then frag your jewish owners. Then we can talk, Alvarez.

>>508997764 (OP)
Niggers and kikes banned, women's rights revoked, and universal basic income for whites only.

None of these are ever happening so fuck this crumbling shithole.

>>508997764 (OP)
It would be crazy if we actually had a government that acted in the best interests of Americans instead of Israelis, but I know that's not a likely scenario.

>>508997764 (OP)
I’m disqualified from joining the military since I have Asperger’s.

>>508997764 (OP)
If I was given a free body pillow of my favorite anime character to sleep with through basic training.

>>509011318
not the covid one, it isn't required anymore
they gave me like 3 or 4 vaccines during the first week of OCS for random routine shit

>>508997764 (OP)
don't put me in some fucking boring job because I'm smart. I'm also a badass. Let me fuck shit up.

>>508997764 (OP)
We Don't Want Me But Here We Are. Vaxxine Is The Root Cause Of All Autism And LGBP. And Of All Slavery-To-Genocide Extermination Of The Global General Public As Well. Say Screw You, Jews.

>>508997943
this, the assholes at meps refused me for seeing a grief counselor as a wee lad

>>508997764 (OP)
ANONS NEVER JOIN THE MILITARY.
YOU DON'T HAVE A CHANCE AGAINST DRONES....observe.

>>508997764 (OP)
I would rather shoot one of you candy ass bitch airmen in the head and kick your corpse for 6 blocks for the good old USA you fucking traitor piece of shit. No one respects you lazy asses, you know that do you silly little gay boys? No one.

>>508997764 (OP)
one more just so there's no doubt.

Ran into some psyop guy today selling a mtn bike to some ugly j. I was curious to the bikes size as im in the market. Anyway, i told him the mil does a horrible job marketing.

If you would of told 17/18 year old me i could ride dirtbikes and get paid i would of enlisted right their.

Tell all the zoomers they will get a free ebike like a stark varg and watch the numbers increase.

Drone warfare has proved light nimble transportation is the way. Faggots.

>>508997764 (OP)
4 wives, 1 home, 2 cars, 350k per year salary, going in officer, 3-6 months of vacation, specialty language training, special forces training, access to a private jet that i can use to fly anywhere, and $50M worth of BTC in my possession.

i know my worth.

YOU DON'T HAVE A CHANCE AGAINST DRONES ANONS. STAY HOME PLEASE

>>509013836
He wasn't ok anons.
Get it?
NEVER JOIN THE MILITARY

>>509012742
So you are a liar.
Punk bitch

>>509013909
Agree. Never join that shabbos goy shit. It's over

>>508997764 (OP)
War against Israel. You are told this every time you open this thread you dumb fuck.

>>509013820
I second him, he knows, but i also want TKD so...

>>508997764 (OP)
Having a country of our own.

>>509014093
TKD is the only thing that matters

>>509012709
>>509013642
But again if I can sleep with Goku I'd die happy.

Having a loyal hot blonde with nice ass and that takes care of home matters and chores. Guaranteed retirement with no property taxes or income tax.

>>508997764 (OP)
Deport all non whites from my country, all Jews too, and have it be for an open war against Israel

>>508997764 (OP)
Tap the sign. That's why your precious zogbot army is falling apart stupid glowniggers.

>>508997764 (OP)
Redhead virgin wife or else I’m throwing grenades and lead at the highest ranking officer or most expensive asset I can find.

Realistically, kiss my ass. Spam thread.

>>509009042
gotta love the deranged extremist vets

>>508997764 (OP)
An actual convincing infographic book showing how the MIC directly helps middle class Americans improve their standard of living, with actual facts, statistics and percentages with proof

>>508997764 (OP)
MILITARY CAMPAIGN AGAINST ZOG LEAD BY ARYAN GODS

>>508997764 (OP)
LMFAO you expect any of these fat animals to fight? Should have thought about that before you turned them all into obese drug addicts you fucking retard.

Only if I can be in charge.
I'd make the uniforms be way more stylish and we focus on biological warfare. The food would have to be better and no junk resourced from US farms and ranches. Excellent coffee as well. Just better quality everything I was thinking of enlisting and the recruiters are pretty shit and their tech seems slow af. Fucking embarrassing.

>>508997764 (OP)
72 virgins and being able to do the job on a comfy desk in tokyo for 4 hours or less per day, 4 days a week, take it or leave it

>>508997764 (OP)
I would probably join the Air Force if shit truly hits the fan but that is about it

$100k
which is probably what the enlistment bonus for Gulf War 3 will be

>>508999661
Yes, and?

>>508997764 (OP)
If the army can fix my spine and the broad group of muscles that got destroyed, I'd happily join.

>>509024396
>If the army can fix my spine and the broad group of muscles that got destroyed, I'd happily join.
Not even joking, they most like do have that technology. They wouldn't waste it on you, though, and you need the highest security clearance possible to even receive such care, but yeah, they could theoretically meet your demands.

>>508997764 (OP)
travel back in time and unruin the country

>>508997764 (OP)
extermination of jews

>>508997764 (OP)
If my loved ones were to be under threat from a foreign enemy. Especially extra ready to join if I get to shoot Russians.

>>508997764 (OP)
I already did. Don't fucking do it.
>>508998310 is correct.

>>508997764 (OP)
It took the promise of enough money to buy a car and get the fuck out of my parents house

>>508999458
Good list.

>>508997764 (OP)
Consider joining a system of foreign occupation that oppresses the people of this earth, that strips them of their life, liberty property and dignity - all so a small collection of child rapist and race traitors can profit from my service to them.

Please nigger, get a fucking grip on reality.

>>508997764 (OP)
my family was directly in harms way

>>509025197
Arabs, Jews, Christianity, Islam and Judaism.
All of our problems originate from these fucking desert death cults and their sun cooked sand niggers.

If you want to destroy them, you break their spirits.

You Nuke Mecca, reduce the black cube to rubble and at the centre of the islamic world you errect an 2SLBGTQi+ symbol and military insignia and every time a muslim prays they will face the Gay pride flag.

Get them to pray 3 times a day to the Gay Pride flag.
#LGBTQ for Mecca

You've not only turned off your domestic potential applicants, you've also disillusioned your allies from supporting any engagement with military. The US has an accelerated pathway for illegals to gain citizenship via mitary service because the local recruitment situation is so terrible. There's so much available information about jews not only running national systems, but also their intent to make their enemies fight each other and dilute their strength, both in manpower and cultural continuance. And yes, whites are modern jewish enemies. jews have made this abundantly clear in words, writing, and action; not just over the decades, but in modern history, up to this years' date.

It's clear and factual information that whites are less than 9% of global population now, and less than 3% of the 1y to 10yo age bracket. Coupled with the fact the jews, and their islamic/african/Indian serfs are specifically attempting to derail future White demographics in their own nations, no White wants to join in the brother wars that occurred in the 1900s like their ancestors did, because they understand and know their grandfathers and grandmothers were fucking lied to, and manipulated into, those events. Governments wont even look after their military veterans but they'll kick out locals and import foreigner fighting age males with full benefits and freebies on the taxpayers pockets.

The war is at home, in our own nations. We see this daily. Whites do not want to go overseas to die in a foreign land when foreigners are taking our own nations with full government protection. You cannot pay us enough, you cannot threaten us enough, you simply cannot change the factual reality of what I have written here. This is the truth, and we all see it. You're lucky to have pine gap.

>>508997764 (OP)
>Ability to take home war trophies with no paperwork or restrictions
>Morning PT is not required, I will PT in evening when I enjoy
>I don't need to salute women or faggots(or men i think are just faggots)
>I can call niggers, niggers and I don't take orders from them
>My uniform is what i choose
>My out of deployment shift is 8 hours with a on the clock 1 hour lunch
>Can drink beer on my lunch
>I am not subject to any post over 12 hours
>200k a year and not subject to taxes
This isn't a joke. This is my requirement to go back in.

>>508997764 (OP)
40 acres and a mule

>>508997764 (OP)
If this was a war to ethnically cleanse the planet of everyone Indian and darker I would leave my house this second and jump the queue to sign up. I would work for food and drink.

>>508997764 (OP)
to fight for the human race and against the antichrist

>>508999661
muslims dont eat bacon dumbass they think pigs are dirty even though they are clean compared to muslims

Make Anthropomorphic women real
Give me a going into games machine
Remove women from military
Government sanctioned femboy anthro bunny wife (male)

You've done nothing to bridge the confidence gap in relation to information and the future; nothing about 911, nothing about private interests and their Geo-engineering strategies and weather modifications, you helped rather than hindered the covid psyop, you support and enhance rather than hinder detrimental social engineering; you've done nothing but ultimately help the jews to continually devolve what our ancestors built
>but were just military, we're answerable to civilian entities, you voted for it, that's above my paygrade, I'm just a grunt etc etc
Save it for someone who hasn't got a brain. You sold out to foreign interests, and you prefer pushups and PT to rational thinking. One thing the old philosophers knew was the balance between thought and action. You've forgone one for the other. We are not the same.

>>508997764 (OP)
nothing, because i'm too old and bitter. europe decided that militaries and nationalism wasn't worth having anymore, since there would never be anymore wars in europe, now that the people were in charge. the problem with when you do that, is just that it turns people into absolutely terrible assholes of the absolutely worst kind. because since people don't have to be nice to each other anymore, they are then free to be as cunty towards each other as they want to be. they can be cunty pennypinchers of the absolutely worst kind.

>>508997764 (OP)
Undoing basically all the decadence introduced into our society since ww2.

>>508997764 (OP)
You can get the niggers,jews, and whore women that you gave the country to, to fight for you.

Besides, we have our own army
FUCK OFF, GLOWNIGGERS

>>508998073
>and I wanna cape.
badass. a good cape really does complete the outfit.

>>508997764 (OP)
A harem that I can legally execute at any moment

>>508997764 (OP)
i simply don´t want to kill people for a government that tells me i need to be genocided and should feel bad at all times but also do all the things the niggers can´t and won´t.
:)
you dug your own grave , now lay in it shlomo/zogbot/cia FAGGOT

>>508997764 (OP)
Let me execute 10 jews and i will go from negative to neutral. Still won't join though.

The enemy are giant space bugs and mecha are standard issue

>>508997764 (OP)
Realistically? Nothing. Been there, done that.
Unrealistically: a lot more money than even any private military offers.

>>508997764 (OP)
Severe head injury rendering me borderline retarded

>>508998073
Kek

>>508997764 (OP)
1. Infinite respawns
2. Unlimited access to women wherever I'm stationed
3. Unlimited free beer
4. 200k yearly
5. Weekends off
6. 4 weeks paid vacation

>>509036571
Oh I also wanna drive the tank
Sometimes. But not all the time

>>508997764 (OP)
TKD and TND, hop to it faggot.

>>508998073
Kek. If I don't have a cape, a sword, and some overly theatrical hat I'm not interested. Also a carrier hawk that comes and goes as he pleases whilst delivering tiny slips of paper with obscenities to my subordinates

>>508997764 (OP)
No. I want the terrorist to win and kill your chicken hawk ass you lazy air fart faggot fuck. I will not allow such impertinence or take ANY shit! Especially from an....ENLISTED MAN!!!

>>508998279
I don't have a degree but I have a a tech company and we make software and use ai. So I'm qualified to be a col.

>>508997764 (OP)
War with Israel. Shit even in a scenario where we're being land invaded I'm going the militia route, fuck joining the military and being routed to protect some shithole like San Francisco.