Thread 509318305

Well pol? Alien tech or golden snitch?
Mexico has it now, apparently Russia wanted to buy it

>>509318305 (OP)
>how could ancient people make a metal pot?
>it must be aliens
kys yourself

>>509318305 (OP)
Of course it’s alien tech, are you blind?
https://youtu.be/5FKtPxaPdfA

>>509318305 (OP)
It’s a holy relic of the Flying Spaghetti Monster you midwits.

>>509318305 (OP)
4.95 from Temu.

>>509318305 (OP)
letters look japanese

>>509318305 (OP)
Fake and gay

>>509318817
>Flying Spaghetti Monster
Are you blind or retarded?
https://youtu.be/LN22jK34usA

>>509318847
Link? I need some orb.
https://youtu.be/KAKWKfVcd04

>>509318305 (OP)
>16 planets in their solar system
>10 months in their year

>>509318305 (OP)
its a cool pieces but Russian smiths could make that shit waaaay better

this one is cool, not poorly made at but you can see its handmade by a human, its not perfect and above all I assume that microchip decoration is just that, decorations

what to make be believe thats Alien? try to see if you can extract data or is that chip looking thing actually processes information, computes whatever

if its a human chip it will be instantly known just as if its alien, but its not alien, just saying it would be a neet part of the art piece if the chip is actually real

>>509318305 (OP)
WHY ARE YOU BOOMERS SO FUCKING RETARDED
OH MY GOD

>>509318305 (OP)
I believe it and the only reason why I believe it is because a mind like Nikola Tesla existed over 100 years ago and theorized this. He had most of all his research confiscated and sealed behind a top secret bunker.

>>509318305 (OP)

prehistoric carving style not even perfect crescent

remember captain bigelow

just took a closer look, that shit was done with a dremel, and actually kinda poorly, not to shit on the guy that did it but.....its not a top dremel job by far.....

>>509319418
if they made it perfect then it'd look like a robot made it, instead of having human imperfections

>>509319418
What makes you think that aliens need to be perfect? What if aliens also have a China of their own that make a bunch of cheap shit? What makes you believe this is their "highest tech" and not equivalent to some plastic RC helicopter we have? You're thinking about aliens is too complimentary to what pop culture has brainwashed us to believe.

>>509318305 (OP)
Looks like a hoax to me.

>>509318683
He says it has "fiber optics" thats cool but not alien. It also looks hand made.

>>509318305 (OP)
Looks like it's made in india

>>509319677
Ayys don’t make things by hand?

>>509319677
What are ayys supposed to use besides fiber optics?

>>509318305 (OP)
It's a ayyy golden disc deliver here on Earth. They are trying to teach us something.
Or maybe the decoding will result on a space rick roll. 50/50

>>509319543
those are kindergarten art class shapes

>>509319763
They have hands? Sounds too much like a human-like creation.

>>509318305 (OP)
>buga sphere
That's ancient African tech m8, it's original name was the uga buga sphere.

>>509319882
Something beyond our understanding not just current time newish tech

>>509319960
Obviously they have hands if they made a floating orb that looks hand made.

>>509319931
the crescents are the summer months, the smaller triangles are the winter months, the microchip is basically what the solar system consists of, sun, 16 planets, and moons

>>509320033
Again, what if these are their cheapest drones? Just because it's high tech for us does not mean it's high tech for them.

>>509318305 (OP)
I believe in weird UFOs/UAPs and think it might be extraterrestial, but the buga sphere seems like fake news. I'd trust it more if it wasn't Colombian scientists looking at it, I see José in his little lab coat and he just looks wrong, like someone pretending to be a scientist. I know that's megaracist and a Colombian scientist is as trustworthy as some Swiss/American/British one but still, my prejudices can't look at this guy and take him seriously. I'd be the same if it was some Indian or Bangladeshi.

>>509320033
Fiber optics have the highest possible optical conductivity. The speed of light is the speed of light. It is what it is.

>>509320092
Exactly. Its holes on the sides are probably how it steers, fiber optics are lighter weight then copper cables, and the ball itself is probably filled with helium.

>>509320181
I dont believe its high tech though. By signs of the handmade ingravings. And fiber optics are not even bleeding edge, they are high end, but they are consume grade technology. The device is most likely blimp-like in how it flies but small. Its literally the size of a balloon.

>>509319662
That’s how you know it’s real.

Buga is Grey AI robots collaboration with Antarctica scientists. Designed for surveillance of the Earth energy grid, and surveillance. Hundreds in existence. The 1974 one was stolen by the Feds under Hynek but that one was built up in Northern Canada.

>>509320444
Firstly, fiber optics is not light speed. The light that passes through it, is reflected through millions of layers of glass medium, which slows its down. You can buy fiber optics at walmart. Its not high tech just because its on the highest shelf or you have to ask a manager to unlock it.

>>509319931
>those are kindergarten art class shapes
...nobody knows of an AI model that could manage to translate this shit?
I am not up on the whole AI shit, but one of you must be.

>>509320996
Ayys have been known to work with stone.
https://youtu.be/IEN11qqivxo

The Sumerians carved tablets to commemorate the ayys who taught them how to build their civilization.

>>509318305 (OP)
This is glowies seeing how gullible we all are. Anyone who doesn't immediately call this a hoax is mind broken

>>509319520
>>509319451
These have to be military related. I would see them all the time just hovering in the middle of the day over lake michigan.

>>509321568
I think it’s the exact opposite. It’s real ayy tech designed to look fake to muddy the waters.

It's neither tech nor tat.
That's a language someone wrote on there.
It says "I am gay and niggers tongue my anus"

>>509318305 (OP)
Archeologist / Symboligist here. I translated the symbols on the sphere in case anyone is wondering what it says.

>>509322182
No pretty sure there is something about mothers dying post reply. But it looks like a subhuman cargo cult script so it might be a bit off syntax wise.

>>509322182
no you have that confused with the ooga booga sphere

>>509318683
wtf is going on here

>>509318484
Its kinda stunning how some of you chuds will know literally nothing about a story but still try to muster the edgiest comment you can think of, all in full confidence you've just outsmarted everyone. It's really is something to behold

>>509322182
Each character is unique and there are 26 of them, like the alphabet.

>>509322182
So did I and it says 'nothing ever happens'.

>>509318305 (OP)
As a fellow denizen of r/funny, I must bestow upon you a hearty upvote.
Edit: Wow, didn’t expect this to blow up! Shout‑out to my fellow atheists and bacon lovers!
Edit 2: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger! You have restored my faith in humanity.
Edit 3: I see the 9gaggers have arrived, downvoting. Typical.

It's too bad I didn't find it first I would have cummed on it.

Fuck those engraving lines look shit

>>509324234
You try looking sexy after being launched through 6 million suns only to land in Columbia

>>509320385
it's funny because he looks unqualified. But if he was white, I would assume he looks qualified but is paid off by some higher up to obfuscate data.
but yes, I also agree, paquito should be covered in head to toe gear and reducing biological contamination, which is NOT the route being taken for the peru mummies which is why no one believes them. I still believe it though.

>>509323684
Taking a closer look, I'm getting "two more weeks"

If people want a legit answer btw it's from the subterranean civilisation, the black cube sun there.

>>509318305 (OP)
>Mexico has it now
Not again

>>509318305 (OP)
False flag some shit is about to go down

>>509318305 (OP)
Mexico is a completely unserious country.

>>509318305 (OP)
Bro that looks like ass. Dremmel tech and meth. There are amazing ways to work with metal, this exhibits none of the techniques that would suggest anything beyond donkey fucker on drugs.

Whatever happened to the little paper mache guys?

>>509318305 (OP)
>Meaningless squiggles that are supposed to look like a circuit
It appears to be made by retards to fool other retards

>>509321461
You need a Rosetta Stone to do a translation, dipshit. It isn’t possible to translate a standalone language without any referents to something known.
Jesus Christ, Star Trek fucking ruined people’s brains.

>>509318305 (OP)
See that hole in the middle of the circuit? You're supposed to plug in a power cord there to activate the orb. Don't ask me how I know this

>>509319451
That was debunked as an engine turbine cover

>>509329224
Well how did the Rosetta Stone people know the language to make the course cd’s you idiot.

>>509329001
Which is why it will continue getting posted here for years

>>509319574
Space chinks? Great, as if our lives weren't shitty enough.

>>509329332
AC or DC?

>>509329517
Or local aliens. Not quite humans.

>>509318305 (OP)
That shit is so stupid I stopped taking seriously any YouTube channel that talks like that piece of trash is real.

Those channels are then the ones whining because there are saboteurs within the ufo community trying to discredit them. Fucking idiots.

>>509318305 (OP)
>needed more freehand dremel time for those straight lines

I want to cum on the alien space ball ;w;

>>509318305 (OP)
you are retarded and gay with >>509318683
together
t. metal working person

>>509323056
>mein metal pot is from GAYLIUMS BRO
not edgy to call out retards, not at all.
if this thing was a gaylien pot it would be made out of some kind of super special alloy and would have fantastic properties no one could explain. this thing does not have that.

>>509318305 (OP)
It must be real if someone wanted to steal it. Looks like average quality Mexican metal work.

>>509319016
I was thinking Sanskrit

>>509318305 (OP)
nordic aliens
orbs
something big is coooming

>>509318305 (OP)
Obviously its fake, there is nothing that indicates this is anything other than a hoax from desperate poor people in south america. They do this shit all the time and to be honest it looks sloppy made and the "circuit pinout" design is nonsensical and uninformative.

>>509318305 (OP)
it looks like shit

>>509318305 (OP)
Whatever it is, it looks powerful.

how much cum do you think we could get inside it?

>>509318305 (OP)
They don’t look like that. Not even the holes on the side are like the real ones. Close though.

>>509329339
why do you lie

Pry it open in Times Square!

>>509320531
How would a species even evolve far enough without hands?

>>509320385
>I know that's megaracist
you must be new here retard

https://files.catbox.moe/9hp3un.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/5mww36.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/7bdmwt.jpeg

I liked the egg hoax that was my favorite blue beans

>>509328923
Heres an interview with remote viewer Brett Stuart where he talks about the Nazca Mummy, Secret Space Program, and other things already linked here. When talking about the Nazca Mummy he mentions that he picked up during the session information about the mummy that hadn't been released to the public yet, and when he gave the details to the one of the organizations involved with the mummy, they were surprised he picked up on that extra piece of data in his remote viewing since they hadn't told anyone about it. In Brett's session he got data showing there was a crystal near the neck of the mummy, and it was used to control the body like an AI.
https://archive.org/details/brett-stuart-interview-blue-avians-reincarnation-lost-technology-and-more

>>509337706
Here's what Edward Riordan remote viewed about the vax clots 2+ years before covid happened for those doubting the legitimacy of remote viewing
https://youtu.be/E930RNiCUOM

This is what he got in the remote viewing data:
>strong sensation of the thing hes viewing being manmade
>virus
>flowing through blood
>growing and expanding
>inside
>DNA
>gives off some sort of signal, communicates somehow, wifi
>cracking, busting open
>feeling of fear, concern, doesn't feel good
>transformation
>sun/solar was something he felt a lot, mentioned solar explosion (solar flare or CME?)
>sea life/aquatic
>combined technology with plant cells/matter
>study of algae blooms
>has an effect on the human body
>received signal has an effect on the body

The remote viewing findings of the clots interacting with wifi signals lines up with the findings in the video below where it was discovered that people who have been vaccinated give off bluetooth signals. The people running the tests went to a graveyard with no one else in it, and they picked up on multiple bluetooth signals which lead them to graves of people who died after 2020. So for people saying that these clots already existed prior to 2017 and the viewer made up his findings based off of that, you're incorrect as the clots you speak of didn't give off bluetooth/wifi signals like the remote viewer percieved
https://www.bitchute.com/video/g5VMGP6j60Rd/

>>509318305 (OP)
You can make shit with a laser printer on metal that looks better than that.
An Elven forgery is what that garbage is.