IT'S REALLY HAPPENING THIS TIME!!!

>>509370617 (OP)
Stop

METEOR HAPPENS

>>509370617 (OP)
ENHANCE

>>509370617 (OP)

AN INTERSTELLAR OBJECT FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>509370617 (OP)
space is fake and gay
NASA means deceiver in hebrew
show me the curve

jesus coming in hot

>>509370617 (OP)
God I hope it's space niggers. The moon is empty as fuck they could use it better than we can.

>>509370617 (OP)

>>509370617 (OP)
good

>>509370617 (OP)
space niggers.

>>509370617 (OP)
I've seen that exact screencap with that exact caption at least a dozen times over the last year. Lmao.

Good. Human mammals should be mass terrified about stuff cameras in their faces crying in fear. They take too much for granted here. Should have never polluted the ocean you narcissistic nasty animals. Hope to see you on your knees terrified crying out for mercy all over the globe. You fucked up grandly and won't stop being ridiculous.

>>509370617 (OP)
THE HECKIN INTERSTELLAR OBJECT!!!

>>509370617 (OP)
yeah. It's a rock. fuck off, homo

>>509370617 (OP)
Don't worry guys it's aliens en route to rape OP's anus.
t. Ayy lmao

>>509370794
mien nigger >>509370773

>>509370750
Do you actually believe that is a real Tesla quote you evil well poisoner?

>>509370617 (OP)
NUKES ARE ALWAYS THE ANSWER

>>509370617 (OP)
is it vegeta and nappa?

>>509370765
That was my exact first thought, word for word. I’m a bit spooked.

>>509370743
Guys it’s a dot. It’s actually happening

>>509370663
Hammer time

>>509370663
This.

>>509370617 (OP)
"A11pl3Z was first photographed by NASA's ATLAS asteroid system on June 14th. Only now, though, are astronomers understanding its significance. A11pl3Z is only the third known interstellar object to pass through the Solar System, following mystery object 'Oumuamua in 2017 and comet Borisov in 2019. This makes A11pl3Z a high-priority target for astronomers.

The new visitor will spend months in range of backyard and professional telescopes. According to a preliminary orbit, A11pl3Z will pass between the orbits of Earth and Mars with a close approach to Mars in October 2025. After that, it will begin its journey back to the stars."
https://www.spaceweather.com/

>>509370855
they're coming to crash on the moon. like fookin prawns. space niggers.

>>509371070
We might be one of the few who really know kek

>>509370617 (OP)

>hurtling

>>509370617 (OP)
NOTHING(clap)EVER(clap)HAPPENS(clap)

>>509371119
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH<inhales>AAAAAAAAHHHHHH

>>509371096
i'm going to rape one. i'm going to get up there and rape one of them. the space niggers.

>>509371096
i'll get up there by any means. and rape.

>>509370617 (OP)
Not my problem.

>>509370617 (OP)
The earth won't be destroyed but something clipping the planet/atmosphere on its way by, causing enough chaos to make life harder is something I think is possible.
Assuming, of course, there are no secretive measures against this already made. I would want some asteroid-killers kept secret so they're less likely to be sabotaged.

>>509370617 (OP)
Nasa is just looking for reasons to justify not getting their funding pulled by Trump.

>>509370790

>>509370617 (OP)
Nuke it. Right now.

>>509370617 (OP)
What exotic third world thing will we name it?

>>509370617 (OP)
am I to believe this has never happened before, or that this is the first time someone noticed it?

>>509370790
Leeloo Dallas Multipass! MULTIPASS!

>>509370918
Attributing such drivel to a genius like Tesla is the worst sort of posthumous defamation.

>>509370617 (OP)
To quote "Rick And Morty", there's literally everything in space. In this case it's probably just a rock.

>>509370765
>>509370944

>>509370617 (OP)
The trajectory of this thing is pretty much the exact trajectory you'd expect of an alien spacecraft planning to enter orbit around the Earth.

>>509370794
These space niggers you speak of... are they perhaps gay?

>a simple comet or rock
nothing ever happens

>>509374756
Bobs and Vagine

If you had the ability to move the asteroid ever so slightly to change its course to directly hit earth...
would you?

>>509370617 (OP)
I don't care what any of you faggots say. I'm getting on the ship. If they incinerate me it will still be better than living through the invasion. With any luck I'll get to watch from a window while they cut this gay planet in half.

anyone have the screencap of the post predicting they would announce this in 2025?

>>509370617 (OP)
fuck I just looked outside it's getting closer rapidly.

>>509370617 (OP)
Digits and it hits India

>>509375598
Rolling

>>509375598
Digits and it hits your mom's pussy

HAPPENING STATUS: IT'S

>>509375547
You must live in the west, already fully bright here

>>509370617 (OP)
m e l a n c h o l i a

>>509370617 (OP)
It's the aliens just in time to tell us to have a one world government, eat bugs and die for Israel.

>>509375687
Would be the most kino thing to ever happen.

>>509370617 (OP)
I'm genuinely praying for it to kill us; I've prayed for the protection of God and His angels yet I'm never answered, maybe asking for protection was the wrong path, seeking destruction is what He wants from me.

>>509374756
Wormwood

>>509370944
Oh man Synchronicities are so wild these days, I can't even begin to explain it. The quickening is upon us and I can't prove it but I think the universe is telling me.

>>509370617 (OP)
anyone has the picture of scully being fucked by an alien and still denies they don't exist, to mulder's suprise

REMINA
E
M
I
N
A

>>509370617 (OP)
Good. We deserve it.

>>509372088
Wasn't Ziggy Stardust's last album about this shit and then he died? The "black star" collision

>>509370617 (OP)
DO NOT STRONGLY INTERPERET THE DOT!

>>509370937
Worse. It's Raditz.

Anybody else having weird dreams lately?

>>509370617 (OP)
Please hit israel or new york

>>509372088
And if this doesn't happen, will you learn anything?

>>509370803
As a dolphin, I find your obsession with humans concerning. I bet you have sex with them, human fucker.

>>509376251
Why not London? There are two things all of Europe can agree on: 1. Gypsies need to go. 2. London needs to go.

>>509370617 (OP)
great - illegal space jew immigrants.

>>509370794
Das rite muhfugger!

>>509375450
Fuck yes, right into india

>>509375460
Potentially based

>>509370617 (OP)
source: a guy with a money avatar on X

This is like the third one in as many years. They're always passing through

Lavos.
2099

>>509375832
you are correct

>>509370765

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHdDxKy2QW0

It will miss earth by only >>509370617 (OP) kilometers!!!!!!!

>>509371023
He he maybe it will be a maximum overdrive situation

>>509370617 (OP)
Finally, thank God

>>509374870
fook yeah

>>509378033
>stuff like this seeded life on earth
>It's gonna happen again

>>509374756
Mcmeetio fast af boy

>>509375865
>A11pl3Z
>A 1 1
>P l 3 7
Space illuminati confirmed
What do you get

>>509370663

>>509370617 (OP)
So that's where me boomerang went

>>509370617 (OP)

>>509379742
A guy made 200 grand on betting on nothing ever happens apparently

>>509379613
ALL PIES?

ALL Please

ALL Piet?

Pled? Plead? I don't know.

What I do know is that 11 is a recurring theme in my world. And there is a pair of roundabouts in my town that seem to have a strong correlation with synchronicities. Almost everytime I check my phone for the time, the minutes are usually 11. 11:11, and 9:11 are frequent gets for me. Honorable mention to 5:11 and 7:11.

Every time I go into or out of the pair of roundabouts, the duplicates start appearing. Cars of the same make/model/color, People, NPC's wearing the same outfit, Songs or topics on the radio begin matching things or scenarios that I'm currently experiencing. Example "if I randomly was thinking about Tacos or something inconsequential, the radio or my podcast or comment section or something would soon after reflect that thought back to me.

11 means something. It always does. Can't tell if it's good or bad. Maybe it's neither.

>>509370617 (OP)
Only worry if it changes direction.or stops.

>le it is aiming straight towards earth
these things always gloss over that earth and the solar system and the galaxy is constantly moving
so either they
>have the object measured to such a precise level that they can tell exactly when it will hit earth/the solar system (it is not enough that the paths "cross" if they cross at different times)
>is sensationalist bullshit

Interstellar objects TONGUE MY ANUS

>>509380536
ok fair enough or third this >>509380446

>>509370617 (OP)
Statistically probably even two...

>>509370617 (OP)
deport

>>509370617 (OP)
If I still go to work then nothing is happening. This literally looks sooo ai made fuck off

>>509380536
you think the astronomers can't do the math? that's kind of their whole job. i hope they can do it.

>>509370617 (OP)
Just don't look up.

https://youtu.be/M8UR5PJc6ac?si=l6GI_frMvD-NM7iF

>>509380717

>>509376052

>>509370617 (OP)
Two more week until it gets here.

>>509380333
>ALL PIES

>Hurtling

>>509371023
>Newly-discovered interstellar object A11pl3Z is showing signs of of an atmosphere and tail.

>>509370617 (OP)
zoom in and enhance

false alarm
it's just Jeff Bezos returning from his honeymoon
That wasn't very long
that's what she said

>>509370617 (OP)
>>509371023

>it has just received an official name from the Minor Planet Center: 3I/ATLAS a.k.a. C/2025 N1 (ATLAS)

>meteor won't obliterate Israel and/India

What's the point then

>>509381009
Sounds painful

>>509370956
>It’s actually happening
Do not strongly interpret

>>509380446
basically any change in velocity outside of ballistic makes it suspicious (in any direction)
if it keeps on going ballistic, no problems

oumuamua is somewhat interesting because it had a small change in velocity (likely out-gassing, but still).

>>509370617 (OP)
what piece of shit is throwing rocks at us?

>>509380910
>>509381009

>>509375321
It is absolutely screaming speed wise too. Its MOVING several times faster then comets.

>>509370617 (OP)

Watch out Starfleet!!

>It's a comet
does no one ever read the article?

>>509370617 (OP)
Okay. Everybody relax. Sky fox is here.
>The object, known as 3I/ATLAS, is likely a comet and is much faster than any other interstellar object found before. The object appears to be hurtling towards our Sun at about 60 kilometres a second.
>"This thing is coming in at such an incredible speed that absolutely nothing in the Solar System could have caused this," Jonti Horner, an astronomer at the University of Southern Queensland, said.

>"Of the three interstellar objects we have seen, this is by far the fastest."

I need everybody to remain calm. This is absolutely not a drill.
In 2019 Earth was surveilled by a fleet of interstellar craft that traveled here without our knowledge. After successfully transmitting information about our host planet back to their home civilisation they’ve decided to make the journey with a larger, more sophisticated craft.

This next step will likely involve ground invasions of extraterrestrial infantry and a more complex method of planet wide takeover.
The time to start preparing is right now, it’s not long now until they’re here and it’s not going to be pretty.

>>509370617 (OP)
>An interstellar object
This is no “object”

We are all Doomed

We’re doomed

>>509381428
Not a comet nigger
LIKELY a comet

They are going to pull the switch uno reverse at last minute

>>509374678
>Nuke it. Right now.
Hylics say things like thar but the electrical forces involved don't really permit a missile from Earth to get near it. It would explode in a flash of lightning before it got there due to the differing charges.

If the missile did slide in gradually bleeding off its charge and be able to get near the surface (it wouldn't) a big bomb would just dissipate its force. Might blow a bit of surface dust around. The space niggers would be still coming right at us.

>>509370617 (OP)
No need to worry about the climate catastrophe

>>509370617 (OP)
AN INTERSTELLAR OBJECT JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>509370617 (OP)
I don’t believe anything Jews believe about space or the universe.

Because I’m not retarded.

>>509374848
This is clearly something that happens all the time. They probably lacked the equipment to notice until 2023.

>>509370617 (OP)
It's Elons car

Nothing to our knowledge could have caused an object to move at such speeds (60km a second)

In October (on its current trajectory) its expected that the object will pass us by 1AU (150,000,000km)
Or - roughly the distance of the earth to the sun
If at any point the object moves trajectories or adjusts speed we can be sure it’s artificial

>>509375598
Digits and nothing will happen.

>>509370765
kek'd too hard.

>>509370617 (OP)
When the spinning ball-Earth is finally exposed worldwide for the 400+ year deception it was, Earth's entire population will suddenly be faced with the reality that every government, every space agency, university, secret society, religious organization, mainstream and alternative media outlet have ALL been duplicitous in propping up a monstrous manipulation to fleece and control the masses. The resulting mass mental exodus away from the control system is exactly what humanity needs. Once the flat Earth truth gets out, these lying politicians, spokesmen, reporters and teachers suddenly change from being heralded voices of authority to being ridiculed, shunned and denounced as they deserve. Once the flat Earth truth gets out, these governments, universities, media outlets and other entangled organizations which have long been hard at work weaving this multi-generational ball-Earth myth, suddenly and completely lose all credibility. Once the truth of our flat Earth gets out, so does the truth of these few elite families/societies who have kept this most important and fundamental reality from us for these hundreds of years! Essentially, once the flat Earth truth gets out, so does every other important truth by proxy, because this "mother-of-all-conspiracies" holds under its umbrella literally ALL of the other conspiracies, and exposes them.

>>509381745
there was a story recently about dolphins having some communicable disease.

lmao.

>>509376090
Kinda, I had really weird one around 2012 or 2013 when everything started changing. I had one I can't really remember that well about 8 months or a year ago that left me in a horrific place for a few days. Like I had been dossed with too much acid in my sleep. I remember having to crawl through some strange basement building. Don't think I've ever had a dream like that before that put me in a mood like that, much less one that I barley remember.

>>509381869
i dont know what movie that is from but i hate that actor.. he is SO unattractive but they keep trying to make him a 'main man'
i mean he looks like he has a minor facial deformity and he should be an accountant or something

>>509370617 (OP)
aren’t we also moving towards most things?

stop with the sol-centrism please tyvm

>the object could be as large as 12 miles (20 km) in diameter

>moving at about 68 km/s relative to the sun, or at about 152,000 miles per hour.

“likely” a comet

>>509370617 (OP)
>1AU from earth.

>>509377264
Are you sure that didn't already happen in the 13th Century? That seems to be when all the "abandonded Roman ruins" got reoccupied here and rebuilt as medieval churches, manor houses and castles.

Theory being that the Revelation of St John was a factual recording of events not a prediction for the future.

>>509370617 (OP)
interstellar object? An asteroid? Fuck off >>>/x/

Leelo I AM GOD pls stop being retarded and pretend being my wife
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ck_k7UixOFg

>>509370794
Is this real?

>>509376924
At least it's not an anime monkey

>>509381524
they´re here to remove the filth , might include you too :)
ps: i called them

>>509382055
Whoops accidentally just changed trajectories soz

>>509381635
well yes, if you were some malevolent or benevolent force, you'd want to disguise yourself as something innocuous (comet, asteroid and such), since it's very hard to hide what you are in space otherwise.

>>509381316
>tiny dot moves against fixed background
>wow so fast
How do you know that? What is your frame of reference? How do you even know it is coming this way?

>>509382211
Attention protection team
Update citizen status to, heightened awareness risk

>>509381851
OH NO!

>>509382211
https://youtube.com/watch?v=j2GNI200RCA

>>509375450
Straight to tel aviv.

>>509370750
>space is fake and gay
It's real, but go off retard
>nasa means deceiver in hebrew
it doesn't, but carry on scholar
>show me the curve
no amount of evidence will convince you. you are genuinely fucking stupid, duped by a psyop.

>>509382032
>the object could be as large as 12 miles (20 km) in diameter
Could be fifty times the size of the Sun. We won't know unless it gets here and is either a speck or fills a quarter of the sky and pelts us with thunderbolts and a new type of metal while a space voice roars to kill niggers, Jews and Irish.

Not sure what they are basing these size and motion estimates on. Seems like there is no real frame of reference.

>>509382399
it's one surefire way for a malevolent force to wipe out potential threat civilizations without them knowing.
>le innocent harmless asteroid floating on by
basically the berserker probe done in a realistic manner

>>509381125
For you.

>>509382201
>Whoops accidentally just changed trajectories soz
Can't happen, would be pushed away by electrical repulsion. Would take something a similar size to Earth to do that much damage.

>>509382735
It is going to rain down craft in lightning like in war of the worlds
We are fucked . Nice knowing you dude

>>509382829
>Can't happen, would be pushed away by electrical repulsion. Would take something a similar size to Earth to do that much damage.
The asteroid that is believed to have caused the extinction of the dinosaurs was approximately 10 to 15 kilometers (6 to 9 miles) in diameter.
A11pl3Z Is actually bigger.

>>509382829
>an asteroid would have to be at least 12,700kms in diameter to do any damage to earth
Absolutely incorrect

>>509382201
>too bad faggots, should have had bases on the moon already.

ILLUMINATE

>>509382983
god damn you moon nazis. I knew you had a base up there

>>509371096
SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH

>>509374756
Black fathers

>>509383043
ayy

lmao

I think I know why they are here

>>509382919
>The asteroid that is believed to have caused the extinction of the dinosaurs was approximately 10 to 15 kilometers (6 to 9 miles) in diameter.
That asteroid never existed though. I expect a seven mile wide asteroid would throw up an interesting dust cloud and give some beautiful sunsets that year but there is no reason to think it happened and every reason for it to deflect away or explode far above Earth due to electrical stress.

Nor is there a crater in Yucatan. There literally isn't. All those claims are from some observations of crystaline rock formations that could be anything.

>>509375321
Absolutely not, it will come in retrograde to the orbit of our planets, thats not how you want to do it.

>>509380995
Bakery astroid confirmed, let's hope they aren't raspberry

>>509381032
Yeah an atmosphere that smells like pie, and a tail of breadcrumbs no doubt

>>509383236

>>509381524
Dude, due to the logistics of space travel you wouldnt invade a planet, you would just dumb a bunch of deadly pathogens on it and wait, there is no reason to do anything else for a sophisticated species.

>>509370773
fuck off spaceniggers SOL is full

Didn't they just install a new telescope that found like 40 asteroids in the 1 frame they did as a test shot?
There's a new telescope or something.
You're gay.

>>509382955
>Absolutely incorrect
Oh, like you have seen an Earth-remodelling impact and know all about it. Plus you are ignoring static electric effects.

>>509370750

take your christkek schizo retardation elsewhere

>>509383348
>posts a random picture
Do better my nigger.

Finally, the sweet sweet release of death as the asteroid impacts and the stench of the fake rigged FIAT fractional reserve central banking goblins melt into Star Dust
I do not even want to live in an afterlife of heaven nor hell if it means being forced to live around these greedy vile monsters.
I prefer just to be annihilated and have my soul destroyed and turned into nothingness.
I do not want to carry these memories and feelings of such horrible endless greed with me any longer.
This burden is too much for any one soul to shoulder...
Asking it of me is cruel and I would prefer destruction

>>509370735

>>509371023
I'm so excited

>>509370617 (OP)
HIT INDIA!
>>509370663
No, TPD

They better have hot female ayys
Sick and tired of the bug eyed limp wristed fag ayyliens

>>509383358
what if they take pleasure in violence

>>509383747
>>509383781
the two /pol/s

The galactic community was effectively ruled by one of its member species. This species was overthrown a few earth years ago, but they had planned to use humanity to crack down on the other species that were overthrowing them. Their plan was to push humanity to the brink of nuclear war before showing up and "saving" everyone, with humanity repaying this debt by bringing order and helping them maintain their hierarchy.
This object is actually a collection of expeditionary vessels that have been sent to assess the situation and to deal with the "greys", who are pretty simple bio-engineered organisms used to monitor and manipulate humanity. These greys are still following their directives, and pushing humanity to the brink despite their bosses being exiled and powerless.
Up until about a year ago, other than a few members of this leadership species, no one even know Sol was here, as the entire system had been shrouded. As a result of this shroud, Sol has essentially been cut off from certain energy fields that would normally effect like life, but more importantly various elements like iridium. When charged, iridium should emit a purple glow, but it all seems to be depleted here at the moment.This energy field is slowly expanding back into the Sol system, and is the primary reason the fleet is moving in so slowly, as the lack of this energy field causes discomfort, and will cause iridium stores to deplete.
You may see a group splinter off early but probably not.

>>509370617 (OP)
OPtimus returns

>>509370617 (OP)
>Interstellar
That's a fucking movie.

>>509384166
> t. Iain Banks’ ghost after a massive line of coke
> also checked

>>509370617 (OP)
needs a better name than.. A11pl3Z

>>509375640
>Digits and it hits your mom's pussy

Black holes absorb everything around them so, no problem then?

>>509370918
Even the (((fact checkers))) agree
https://www.aap.com.au/factcheck/tesla-quote-about-earth-not-on-solid-ground/

Aryan liberation force coming from Aldebaran.
You nons are FUCKED.

>>509383348

>>509370663
Collaborate and listen

>>509370617 (OP)
an interstellar object just flew over my house

>>509381064
benis

>>509385092
Applez

>>509370617 (OP)
MASS ANAL PROBE INCOMING

>>509386545
>>509387043
burger

ITS COMING

>>509370617 (OP)
It's the space-equivalentvof a rock.
(it might also have ice and gasses and such)

We're ready for ayys
we understand human nature now and really, it's a boring cycle of stupidity.
Some completely alien ayy culture would do us good.
Remember, they will replace all our technology with their cream coloured supertech, it'll be like apple tech colour scheme everywhere.
So, get in the ship for a good time.

Time has come

>>509382532
Based

They would not listen!

>>509370617 (OP)
god i hate redditor bait

>>509371023
thats a cool way of graphing orbits. what program is it?

>>509383267
that's what i was thinking but maybe this is just more practical for the space niggas

>>509370617 (OP)
hurtle towards deez nuts

>>509375460
Best they can do is impregnate you with a facehugger so a xeno can burst out your chest after eating you from the inside out

>>509382532
You sound vaccinated and worshop nigger

>>509370617 (OP)
white women voted for this, you reap what you sow

>>509370617 (OP)
They're officially starting operation/project bluebeams, UAP and UFOs are seen in skies everywhere universally, whatever you do, do not board the ships.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MBkuSFLbKgw

>>509370617 (OP)
how does anyone look at this pic and genuinely believe it's a real photograph of outer-space?

>>509370617 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGNiXGX2nLU

>>509370617 (OP)
Well space is fake and gay, that might as well be spilled salt on a black table cloth.

>>509376558
oh shit, thanks for reminding me to look at MIB, not that faggy jew shit, the original
apparently the og material is realistic and they just kill witnesses, there's no flash photography, and oh yea, no ayylmaos but inter dimensional demons

>>509375547
It's headed right for us!

>>509370617 (OP)
OP's mother coming home.

>>509370617 (OP)
I do not consent to the space negros entering our solar system.

>>509382211
also interstellar objects made of rock would be convenient forms of transportation, just hollow em out and wa la you got yourself a spaceship

>>509383300
i've got some bad news for you friend...
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2009/apr/21/space-raspberries-amino-acids-astrobiology
https://earthsky.org/space/the-flavor-of-our-galaxy-raspberries-and-rum-torani/

>>509384475
ANNUNAKI COMING

>>509383267
>Absolutely not, it will come in retrograde to the orbit of our planets, thats not how you want to do it.
Totally irrelevant if this thing actually is an interstellar spacecraft. It can slow down and get captured by Mars or Jupiter, and by Earth if it makes a slight course correction right now.

>>509370790
God i love this movie. Youll never get amazing adventure science fiction movies like this anymore

>>509370617 (OP)

>>509375960
Here you go my friend

>>509370617 (OP)
>>509370803
>>509377710
>>509383747
>>509393403

could this object hit New York tomorrow?

(media will say Iran bombed it though)

>>509370617 (OP)
NIBIRU
i bet its going pass by uranus

>>509370617 (OP)
Uranus

>>509392832
Hey yo what the fuck, that's specifically what I was hoping it wouldn't be, how does that even happen what the hell

They will initially pass, pick up their friends orbiting Ganymede and then turn around back to Earth

>>509370617 (OP)
My sources tell me it will arrive in approximately two weeks.

>>509375339
They zesty alright

>>509370735
Lol funny pic

>>509370617 (OP)
An interstellar object just flew over my house!

>>509395125
Now it just flew under my house! What do you guys in Perth see to your west?

Please glance India

>>509370617 (OP)
It's the reapers. They're finna kill us all before we perfect AI fuckbots

>>509370663
>stop
Carry on

>>509370743
It flew over all of our houses

>>509396807
How could this have happened

>>509396920
>how?
4chan happening

>>509370617 (OP)
I wonder how many people here are cynical enough to really hope it's a meteor big enough to destroy earth or at least destroy society. I do.

>>509370617 (OP)
It's been described by a high level scientist as an
>armada
An armada is coming

>>509370617 (OP)
>hurtling towards our solar system
so like... 0.0001% chance that it effects us in any way?

>>509397178
you will survive if it does impact. You and all of the indians will have to work together and rebuild society. Any attempt to kill yourself will fail

>>509380333

>>509380717

>>509370617 (OP)
It's swamp gas.

>>509391489
This is a Cataline Sky Survey image. A live tracking map identical to the image can be found here
https://neofixer.arizona.edu/css-orbit-view?Namev=3I/ATLAS&JDTv=2460800.5&av=-0.26049148401957106&Mv=0&ev=6.2769203&Iv=175.11669&Periv=127.79317&Nodev=322.27219&Pv=0&qv=1.3745928&Tv=2460977.71095&Cx=0&Cy=0&Cz=999&CZ=260&YYYY=2025&MM=07&DD=03

>>509370617 (OP)
How do we purge space jews from our galaxy before the leftist notice?

>>509398242
*Catalina

>>509383547
They paid you to bash Christ but didn't tell you how 4chan word filters work?

>>509370617 (OP)
there is no hurtling permitted in this sector. the fine is 200 quatloos.

>>509370617 (OP)
it's the aliens.
they need copious amounts of homo sapien semen.
they all appear as your mental projection of aphrodite.
this is how the human race ends.

>>509370617 (OP)
>hurtling

Just 2 more weeks

>>509370663
>You have been unsubscribed from future messages.

>>509370617 (OP)
slight miscalculation. mars into the corner pocket.

>>509370734
>ENHANCE

>>509382009
We are moving away from everything

THIS WAS A SCOUT SHIP

Us military has aliens as guests in Nevada.

>>509398242
Its a fucking Catalina wine mixer!

>>509370617 (OP)
Like OP, space is fake, Jewish and gay.

>>509370617 (OP)
Project blue beam is to convince you there is an alien threat to the entirety of humanity and all nations will need to unite to fight the threat. However there is no actual threat and it's all a ploy to forge a one world government

>>509398995
It could theoretically be a very long tube facing us on a flat end, we simply don't know

>>509397410
Relative speed to Earth is 134,000 mph and it's 12 miles wide
You aren't surviving

>>509370617 (OP)
I was jump roping outside, one day, and a bee started buzzing around my roping area. I saw it buzz towards me during my rope swings. A sick part of me, tried to speed up my rope swings. Trying to hit the bee with every jump. At the point of which should have been contact with the bee and my rope, the bee did this unexpected swirl, dodging the rope! Mid-air it stabilized, reorientated its self and continued on buzzing like normal, but now within my rope swings! On the backside I lost sight of it, but regained eyes on the bee buzzing outside my rope radius. My assumption is it likely left my protective roping radius, the same as it entered. All while remaining uninjured and unphased by my rope. I was astounded! How did this tiny bee pass right through my roping radius despite my increased jumping speed? Well, I believe, my intentions to strike the bee with the rope during my swings, increased air pressure around the rope. Given the way insects fly vs birds, I think air pressure created by the bees flight, came into contact with the rope's air pressure, causing it do that odd mid air swirl, yet remain unharmed. Makes think about space, asteroids and meteorites, galaxy impacts, entire galaxies can collide with nearly none of its solar systems being destroyed.

>>509393184
It's a good film. Unique feeling to it

>>509383805
independence gay

>>509398242
>hits mars
>destroys earth
we couldnt remove the jewish demon parasite, the gods are gonna do it for us

>>509383547
kys redditnigger

>>509375547

>>509372280
this, all this corny rambling in this thread just to get the real answer ignored

This was real too

>>509370617 (OP)
>hurtling towards our solar system
>our solar system

Is it ((their)) aim to create some sort of one solar system government? Where is Alex Jones on this? Are other vitamin sales associates offering any resistance to this one solar system government propaganda?

>>509370617 (OP)
>Do nothing
>Summon a meteor to pound planet earth

>>509370617 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGNiXGX2nLU
I want to suckle on that infinite tits and carve a hole in thnem

>>509385422
ICE is back throwin’ spics in detention
DHS grab ahold of them tightly
Deportation flights, daily and nightly

>>509402393
In the end we will get it. But in the meanwhile.

>>509370968
Kek

>>509370663
Nothing ever happens, therefore no need to tell it/OP to stop.

>>509379343
Where did the life on things this come from then

>this blur on a sea of blurs is coming DIRECTLY for us
>we know this because spacetime is curved, so we can predict its vector exactly by viewing the warped and bent light as it wraps around countless bodies on its way here
>trust us
sigh

>>509402545
>tattoos
TRASH

Real Reason 4chan was HACK Cuz This Post!
OMG Real Hacker Inside Área51! Most importante Thread ever posted!
Was here over fews days ago Jeaniis freaks keep deleting Thread in PANIC mode cuz is so legit Haxorman infosec.
Wtf he did reply on any questions! He did return the next day but posts were deleted very quickly, where he basically made a statement that we are living in a catastrophic immenent Alien disclosure arrival any day. This was the only reason the deep state Illuminati let Trump win the election. We are all going to move into gigantic motherships in a relocation rapture type of event, so it is over, sir. Good luck, Safe.

"Yes the alien will arrive any day now 4sure, it is a normal process, but weird here the alien beings at Area 51 that we hold are interdimensional beings they see this place as a realm or game container simulation sandbox but the alien we getting soon arrival are normal Contact aliens processof evolution, a very complex deal to believe me.>
Bye must go return morning
eastern safe."

Original Thread from 1 hours ago POL Archive

https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/492480581/

>>509392737
Ork-pilled

>>509370750
tesla wouldnt say that

>>509370968
Kek xD

>>509370765
>>509381173
I WILL strongly interpret.

>>509370617 (OP)
Just in time for the 4th of July.

Get the nuke and computer virus ready.

Von Neumann probe
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-replicating_spacecraft

>>509393184
>>509399763
i hate this movie, never understood the appeal
it's nowhere nearly as good as the other sci-fi movies that came before it

>>509370717
What phenotype?

>>509410105
It's not CGI-slop. They used props and environment dripping with SOVL.
It's from a time when diversity was actually fun, the radio dude was hilarious.

It's goofy and fun to watch, plus Leeloo is hot.

>>509370765
>JEHOVAH-ONE, the alien space battleship, rapidly decellerating inbound to punish humanity
Remember, frens, X-Day, July 5th, 1998 is approaching. We must steel ourselves and prepare for the unknown.