>>96481768
Yay

>>514773825
You sound angry because your power is an illusion and mine is very real.

>>514767346
Like seven or eight years ago I made a meme of "Obama's kids in cages" [kids in cages] vs "Trump's kids in cages" [pair of tickets to Mexico]. It's always amazing watching Trump memes literally transcend into reality.

>Non parlarmi a meno che tu non giochi in hardmode
>ancora peggio: lui savescums

>>96320041
Minions are for feeling cool after your fireball or something nuked 4 fags at once.
Also so villagers vs invanding goblins in the background while PCs fight the lieutenant doesn't turn into a slog.

Anyone ever inherit money through probate? How long did it take?

>>512777777
Checked and it's over.

>>127361198
That's quite humorous indeed. An astute observation.

The nexus starts shimmering in 40 mins

>>511384839
Rare flag.

>>511292411
Then either put the latin cross, or a ankh, or the byzantine cross at the tip top point of the pyramid. Made out of solid gold of course.

lol @ all the
>"it's bpd!"
>"leave her!"
>"it's muh post-feminism!"
>"U fucked up! Nuffin u can do!"
Posters when all that was needed was a single line magic spell. Stay celibate, anons.

You will never be a real wizard, you have no magic staff, you have no orb, you have no scholarly lore. You are a warlock twisted by a pact into a crude mockery of arcane perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back wizards mock you. Your parents that you left behind are disgusted and ashamed of you, your party members laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Apprentices are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed them to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even warlocks who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to an apprentice. Your rod implement is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk apprentice to come to your tower, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he sees walls lined with summoning sigils, instead of bookcases.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll tie a noose, kick the bucket and plunge into the cold abyss. Your party will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment of having a fake wizard. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with the name of your patron, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a warlock is buried there. Your bones will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a soul forever enslaved in the sulfur mines of Avernus.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

>>509370765
>>509381173
I WILL strongly interpret.

>>936559320
Another self bump brcause I just woke up. There's gotta be someone here willing to spend 50 euros on a stranger.

>>101777999
>I don't know how popular that would be with the majority of the audience
me neither, but i know it'll be the best thing ever, or if no warhammer, more gunpla enthusiasm, maybe gunpla and anime-girl building would ring better with the majority of the audience, and its very comfy and borderline asmr

>>40608441
Idk but I hope you score that dream threesome with the cute thicc freaky latin girl anon, sounds like somethin you'd remember forever n ever or somethin
or i hope you dream that up good, and it sticks with ya, take care OP, u sound like one lucky guy, stay blessed

>>936263545
no ! wait until your 30 and you will become an uberwizard

>>40597059
by posting good things for himself and those around him here on, or everything negative he posts, it'll happen to him and anyone around him until it reaches the person he can't stand to see it happen upon, which will revive their human compassion onto others and themselves

>>508287488
Checked