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Anonymous No.533964272 >>533977863
/epog/ - Project Epoch Private Server General
Gooner-free edition

Gurubashi - 1x PvP Soonβ„’
Kezan - 0.5x PvE Maybe.

>Website
https://www.project-epoch.net

>When did Project Epoch release?
Sometime within the next year

>What is Project Epoch?
A WoW private server permanently stuck in stress testing.

>What are some of its features?
Discord is officially locked down, you can watch Kaytotes play overwatch 2
https://discord.gg/YvrpMwXaHT

>Addons
Addons are impossible on a server that doesn't exist.

>/epog/ Guilds
Guilds are impossible on a server that doesn't exist.
whisper anyone

>Latest News
Ulmetrs (team 2) asleep
Update was the invention of the technology to spin up more realms which didn't exist previously. Kezan 2 and Gurubashi 2 are now a thing. 5k-7k pop per realm.
Multirealm team = asleep
Optimization team = asleep
Launch council team = asleep
War room status = asleep
Uptime Stocks? UP SLIGHTLY!
WE HAD TWENTY WHOLE MINUTES!
Discord on lockdown once again (daily update also got wasted on this).
FRESH FRESH FRESH

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Anonymous No.533964354 >>533964881 >>533968875 >>533977863
Anonymous No.533964381 >>533964538 >>533965527
Race: Human
Sex: Male
Class: Paladin
Specialization: Retribution (Damage)
Guild:
Name: Gokux (or Arthusx if it gets sniped by Enrique again, FUCK YOU ENRIQUE)

Any Warlock (Demon worshipping HERETICS), Shaman (GOOBLE-DI-DOOK speaking NOSHOE MUTTS) and Druid (Tree worshipping HIPPIES) will get insta-kicked from all my dungeon groups. God forbid you're a disgusting MUDHUT NOSHOE as I will personally hunt you down LOS ZETAS style and cleave your disfigured body in half with my Holy Blade.

I will roleplay for 10 minutes before any boss, about how I will "Smite this heathen down righteously and honorably and with HOLY VENGEANCE, my sword guided by GOD himself."
Anonymous No.533964497
WIPE IT
Anonymous No.533964508 >>533972040 >>533977368
Soon
Anonymous No.533964538 >>533965274
>>533964381
jesus christ my pussy is dry after reading that
Anonymous No.533964586
AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHH
Anonymous No.533964597
Kaytotes?
No, it's not KAY!
I did not consent to this.
Anonymous No.533964601
Anonymous No.533964607
HOLY SHITY PANTS
Anonymous No.533964610 >>533964698
>>533964316
>>533964316
>>533964316
Thread for discussing kaytotes nude leak
Anonymous No.533964681
I'm honestly really starting to doubt they will make until the new turtle realm releases...
Anonymous No.533964698 >>533965132
>>533964610
fuck off
Midna !!e6Ts7QlwB3U No.533964780
I believe!
Anonymous No.533964854 >>533964907 >>533965106 >>533965242 >>533965913 >>533966529
How feasible is it for me to find a gf (female) on this server?
Anonymous No.533964871
Its over
Anonymous No.533964881
>>533964354
I find it so funny that literally no one would even be using this emoji rn if they just ignore it. No one would be making these memes or making fun of them in this way.
Anonymous No.533964907
>>533964854
lmao
Anonymous No.533964947 >>533965337 >>533980310
9 days
Anonymous No.533965025 >>533965337
How is pet autism in Turtle? Kinda wanna try a Hunter in the new server...
Anonymous No.533965106 >>533965381
>>533964854
You're better off on Turtle. I remember meeting a housewife who flirted with me while I was leveling a human male hunter last time.
Anonymous No.533965132 >>533965337
>>533964698
no bruda
Anonymous No.533965242 >>533965337 >>533965375
>>533964854
Try Turtle WoW if you want high odds of getting a gf
Anonymous No.533965274
>>533964538
*axe wound
Anonymous No.533965293 >>533965403
38 KB JPG
from the makers of: cant figure out already solved techology
they give you: totally premium classic+ content that will roll out at a reasonable time bug free...
KEK YALL REALLY BELIEB THIS?? WIPE THIS WIPE THAT HOW ABOUT YOU WIPE UR ASS AND GET SOME WORKING H
,SERVERS HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Anonymous No.533965337
>>533964947
>>533965025
>>533965132
>>533965242
you know you have your own general for areason, right?
Anonymous No.533965358
How many of you posting here still don't have an account?
Anonymous No.533965364
PVCCKNE ECTb?
Anonymous No.533965372 >>533965491
I am trans and I will be playing night elf female on Kezan.
Anonymous No.533965375
>>533965242
what the fuck! spoiler that shit
Anonymous No.533965381 >>533965431
>>533965106
This. My wife plays on Turtle all the time. It's because of all the new transmog shit, she cant stop playing. She even forgot to feed our baby once because she was running BRD. Stupid cunt.
Anonymous No.533965403
>>533965293
genuinenly, what makes people think they can get anything right if they even fuck up the fundamentals
Anonymous No.533965417
Vibes?
Anonymous No.533965423
cunnystrasza cute
Anonymous No.533965431
>>533965381
>She even forgot to feed our baby once because she was running BRD.
Wtf
Anonymous No.533965491
>>533965372
Same but gurubashi and femgnome
Anonymous No.533965510 >>533965689
The real chad move would be for someone to release a vanilla wow knockoff game, and then develop a bunch of content for it over time.
Anonymous No.533965527
>>533964381
imagine kicking the only class that makes your dps viable(windfury totem)

i know you are just meming but paladin dps might as well not exist without it
Anonymous No.533965542 >>533965719
MoP won
Anonymous No.533965594
Vibes are dissipating.
Anonymous No.533965689
>>533965510
I'm just going to ask chatGPT how to do that, it'll be up soon
Anonymous No.533965719
>>533965542
Warmane won
Turtle won
Ascenion won
Retail won
Classic Anniversary won
MoP won

EFLOP LOST
Anonymous No.533965771 >>533965867 >>533965957 >>533966118
What is Asmorglob saying about all of this?

How am I supposed to form an opinion on all of this when Bald-sama hasn't posted a react video yet?
Anonymous No.533965796 >>533966204 >>533966871
Never give up hope.
There is a light at the end of this tunnel. Just believe.
Anonymous No.533965867
>>533965771
israel has the right do defend xerself DOOOOOOD
Anonymous No.533965913 >>533972282
>>533964854
I'll be your girlfriend if you're nice anon. I do have a dick btw.
>captcha related
Anonymous No.533965957
>>533965771
he doesn't comment on WoW anymore
Anonymous No.533965973 >>533966074 >>533966125
Quick reminder before the turtletroons arrive
https://www.reddit.com/r/wowservers/comments/17cr9vo/exposing_the_private_server_scam_empire/
Anonymous No.533965975
Project Epoop.
Anonymous No.533966074
>>533965973
not clicking a plebbit link
Anonymous No.533966118 >>533966215
>>533965771
The fact that you retards still bring him up like a specter when he hasn't streamed WoW in 6 FUCKING YEARS makes you more pathetic than everyone else here.
Anonymous No.533966125
>>533965973
old news
we're focused on the current scam, Project Rugpull
Anonymous No.533966204 >>533966513
>>533965796
Anonymous No.533966215
>>533966118
TRVKE NVKE
Anonymous No.533966262 >>533966332
It's just going to crash constantly from "custom content" once it comes back up, isnt it?....
Anonymous No.533966310 >>533966502 >>533966836 >>533967889
now that I think about it, I hate vanilla wow.
what's the best wotlk private server atm? and dont say warmane.
Anonymous No.533966330 >>533966507 >>533966586 >>533966587 >>533966657 >>533966812 >>533966930
has anyone actually experienced the custom content on epoch? i'm starting to think this was all just viral marketing for Turtle WoW. do we even know anything about kaytotes? nigga has no personality and uses chatgpt to formulate his posts.
Anonymous No.533966332
>>533966262
Yes
Anonymous No.533966412
epoop
Anonymous No.533966450 >>533966549 >>533966568 >>533966632
As a way of apologizing to the Epoch community we are planning to release our first custom race early.

>Race:
BLOOD ELVES
>Racial:
Arcane Torrent (4 second AoE silence, 2 min CD), +30 Enchanting, 3% Dodge and 3% (spell) crit% when at three charges of Mana Tap (ability off the GCD).
>Faction:
NEUTRAL
>New Classes:
ARCANE WARRIOR
RUNIC DRUID
BLOOD KNIGHT
Anonymous No.533966502
>>533966310
meowmane
Anonymous No.533966507 >>533966649
>>533966330
>has anyone actually experienced the custom content on epoch?
yes, some of us played the beta and aren't tourists like you
it's globally better quality than turtle's
Anonymous No.533966513 >>533967597
>>533966204
CAST HIM IN
Anonymous No.533966529 >>533966752
>>533964854
>biofems on pservers

anon most biofems are turbo normies who think that you will get viruses and the feds on your doorstep if you dare play a non-official blizzard server

so yeah, you'll have to settle for a gf (male) if you're that thirsty
Anonymous No.533966549 >>533966719
>>533966450
>>Faction:
>NEUTRAL
move Night elves and Forsaken in there
Anonymous No.533966568
>>533966450
>faction neutral
PLEASE GIVE ME THIS AND ILL DONATE 5000
Anonymous No.533966586
>>533966330
So far I only got an extra quest to kill some spiders.. they add like a farm patch near the Tower of Azora with a horribly written quest that makes you collect shitty items from all over the place that just take up back space at like lvl 8.

I think the new Goldshire fucking sucks.
Anonymous No.533966587 >>533967024
>>533966330
Yeah there's a beta video floating around of a group doing Baradin's Hold in the beta.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDWHhlnsTDk
Anonymous No.533966594 >>533967173
The only thing I know for certain is that they moved the server to linux. I don't understand anything else they've done, if they did anything else at all.
Anonymous No.533966632 >>533972701
>>533966450
>cant script pets correctly
>nonny expects new classes
Anonymous No.533966649 >>533966718
>>533966507
>this entire thing is a beta
lol tranny
Anonymous No.533966657
>>533966330
i think that might be a fake image bruv
Anonymous No.533966718
>>533966649
fuck off turdle shill
Anonymous No.533966719
>>533966549
Forsaken should actually be a faction all by itself, with the option to join the horde by grinding rep per character basis.
Anonymous No.533966737 >>533966865 >>533966915
Why did alliance never getting anything cool like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUBrjGrzBm0
Anonymous No.533966752
>>533966529
>xhe doesnt know
Anonymous No.533966773
guys what if this is just an elaborate hoax for a psychology study on internet marketing and retention?
Anonymous No.533966775
so is kaytotes just a neet with a degenerate sleep pattern then? he newer updates during eu PM time.
Anonymous No.533966812 >>533967004
>>533966330
It's pretty bad, just like the original turtle custom content was. Bigger goldshire is a shitty joke and the 1-2 extra quests around were just tedious.
I know no one wants to hear it here but turtle's new zones coming out this month are going to mog anything on epoch
Anonymous No.533966836 >>533966943
>>533966310
>dont say warmane
you got psyoped
Anonymous No.533966865
>>533966737
horde bias, thrall is metzen's self insert even
Anonymous No.533966871
>>533965796
>Mfw I recognize that bio-luminescence.
Anonymous No.533966915
>>533966737
because that is cringe af bro
Anonymous No.533966930
>>533966330
Where was this said?
Anonymous No.533966943 >>533967060 >>533969020
>>533966836
Warmane is trash.
Anonymous No.533966957 >>533967169 >>533967235 >>533967624 >>533967772 >>533967785 >>533967943 >>533968208
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvvFEragDn4
>epoch goldshire looks like shit
>the inn doesn't look like an inn
>4 beds in the same room
what the actual fuck
Anonymous No.533967004 >>533967054
>>533966812
Ascension Bronzebeard server Alpha currently mogs the shit out of Episs
Anonymous No.533967024 >>533984147
>>533966587
Millhouse Manastorm!
Anonymous No.533967054
>>533967004
Anonymous No.533967060 >>533975585
>>533966943
>Original Wotlk 1x server no cash shop is trash
Anonymous No.533967169 >>533967531 >>533967624 >>533967785
>>533966957
are we even sure we want to play on this server?
Anonymous No.533967173
>>533966594
They apparently added multi-threading and partitioning / using different threads for different world zones. I only vaguely know what that means, but ti seems like it would be something that would take time to do and get right, not a quick fix you can do after launch. And they seem to be having issues with the queue system still.
Anonymous No.533967235 >>533967531 >>533967624 >>533967785
>>533966957
oh my fucking god lol
THIS is what gets weeks of discussion and its own dedicated general, when it's never even coming back up? LOL
Anonymous No.533967286
Spear + Shield class fucking WHEN???!??!??
Anonymous No.533967348
stop being mean to pochie stop it
Anonymous No.533967352 >>533967553 >>533967605
I wish turtle would just drop a fresh server
Anonymous No.533967531 >>533967624 >>533967785
>>533967169
>>533967235
i'm convinced it's a rugpull now more than ever
Anonymous No.533967553
>>533967352
on the 17th bro
Anonymous No.533967581
another goldshire vid: https://youtu.be/jOf8MsWvNug
Anonymous No.533967585 >>533967687
reject epoop
embrace bronzep2w
Anonymous No.533967597
>>533966513
NYOOOO
Anonymous No.533967602 >>533967724
I’m taking cold showers until the servers come up. Never goon.
Anonymous No.533967605 >>533967917
>>533967352
They literally announced one is coming on the 17th and the 1.18 update is on the 15th, so they'll have a fresh server with multiple new leveling zones, dungeons, and additions to several vanilla dungeons.
Anonymous No.533967624 >>533967848
>>533966957
>>533967169
>>533967235
>>533967531
trying too hard
Anonymous No.533967645 >>533967821
Leveling a paladin on Turtle, do I go Ret or Prot?
Anonymous No.533967685
Bwos…t-they’re laughing at our custom content…
Anonymous No.533967687
>>533967585
Worldforged is such a gay affix name
Anonymous No.533967724 >>533967886 >>533968025
>>533967602
>pneumonia soon
RIP Anon.
Anonymous No.533967772 >>533968169
>>533966957
That looks pretty good honestly, it actually looks like a village and not just an Inn and Smithy. The Inn definitely got nerfed but a lot of inns did have shared sleeping spaces.
Anonymous No.533967785
>>533966957
>>533967169
>>533967235
>>533967531
try adding a bit more time between your replies next time
Anonymous No.533967786
which server will come up first:
epoch
-OR-
turtle's server that they quickly announced after seeing epoch's failure to launch?
Anonymous No.533967821
>>533967645
uninstall wizard
Anonymous No.533967848
>>533967624
unlike the epoch devs
Anonymous No.533967880
Someone post the kaytotes accusation on plebbit I need to watch something burn
Anonymous No.533967886
>>533967724
Nah cold showers unironically help avoid that
But the best shower is alternating hot and cold
Anonymous No.533967889
>>533966310
>what's 2+2? and don't say 4 give me a real answer
besides that just set up 3.3.5 repack with bots
Anonymous No.533967917
>>533967605
Maybe Pochie's servers can take the amount of users then when half of them move over to Twow
Anonymous No.533967943 >>533968524
>>533966957
Wtf.. all the beds are in one room? How tf am I supposed to erp now?
Anonymous No.533968025 >>533968063 >>533968217 >>533968231 >>533968372 >>533968868
>>533967724
cold showers are actually really good for you and help prevent you from catching colds and stuff. but yeah it would be unhealthy in the winter if your house isn't sufficiently heated.
Anonymous No.533968043 >>533968119
What does Goldshire look like in Turtle WoW?
Anonymous No.533968063
>>533968025
should i start taking cold showers?
Anonymous No.533968119
>>533968043
Ut oh....
Anonymous No.533968131 >>533968194 >>533968302 >>533968319
>people are still donating to epoch
Why?
Anonymous No.533968169
>>533967772
i like that all the NPCs are separated into their own abodes that are decorated based on their jobs. i really think it's just a case of "different bad" because we've seen the same Goldshire for like 20 years or whatever
Anonymous No.533968194
>>533968131
they are algernon
Anonymous No.533968208
>>533966957
wait what the fuck? what were they thinking?
Anonymous No.533968217 >>533968302
>>533968025
retarded broscience that has been debunked numerous time
Anonymous No.533968231
>>533968025
I've heard that hot showers before bed is good because it cools you down which helps you sleep better.
Anonymous No.533968302
>>533968131
they think they can throw money at the problem

>>533968217
wrong
Anonymous No.533968319
>>533968131
Adding to this, when will the status websites add how many donators there are
Anonymous No.533968328
Just go ERP at one of the 5 inns in Stormwind if you want Privacy.
Anonymous No.533968372 >>533968518
>>533968025
Don't listen to the other anons senpai, you are a big, big, strong, alpha male.
Anonymous No.533968496 >>533968613 >>533968704 >>533968713 >>533968880 >>533968948 >>533969324
so what would the point of this "rugpull"
what did they gain from this?
Anonymous No.533968518
>>533968372
this isn't something i read off the internet, i have a bad back and have had multiple doctors recommend it to me as a means of pain management and it does help
Anonymous No.533968524 >>533981806
>>533967943
you push them all together and have an orgy? duh?

im gonna be playing the shota who wandered into the park district in stormwind and got abducted by 3 nelf milfs so not my problem
Anonymous No.533968529 >>533970175
I take a warm shower than at the end I turn it to cold so all the blood can flow back to my organs.
Anonymous No.533968613 >>533968880
>>533968496
nothing, but schizos will keep saying it
Anonymous No.533968632
vibes status?
dial status?
test status?
Anonymous No.533968643 >>533968856
The Vibes...
...
Are you guys serious?
Rant after rant, using stupid memes all the time...
Epoch's launch was not a failure, but an inevitable situation.
...
I also wanna play, but I will patiently wait and respect the devs.
Meme after meme, every day!
Maybe leave this subreddit and go do something else for a change?
And for the people saying that communication was vague...
Communication was there, even if you did not like it.
Unless you got nothing better to do, stop with the memes, will you?
Learn to love your developers that work so hard for you!
And of course, if you are trying to login every 5 minutes...
Touch grass.
End of rant.
Anonymous No.533968704
>>533968496
they would gain more from actually having a stable server
Anonymous No.533968713 >>533968783
>>533968496
It's not a rugpull man.
It's obvious what this is.
Anonymous No.533968783 >>533968961 >>533968980
>>533968713
and what is that
Anonymous No.533968856 >>533969425
>>533968643
is this fucking grok atleast use chatgpt
Anonymous No.533968868 >>533969425
>>533968025
>cold showers are actually really good for you
Yeah for blood flow and other stuff like...
>and help prevent you from catching colds
Oh not, it's retarded!
Anonymous No.533968875 >>533969579
>>533964354
>2005
>"that's gay"

>2025
>:mpreg:
Anonymous No.533968880 >>533969060
>>533968613
>>533968496
Anonymous No.533968948 >>533969060
>>533968496
money
Anonymous No.533968961
>>533968783
incompetence and nothing malicious
thats it, it was a fun project they built over time and wanted to go public but weren't tech sawvy enough to make it accessible without lagging and crashing, nothing more
Anonymous No.533968968 >>533969208 >>533969527
>MMMmmm saar bloody epoch goldshire looks like the epic fails please too be looking forward to the turtle's wow [ranskreet remember to remove any mention of turtle wow in your shitpost thank you]
Anonymous No.533968980
>>533968783
Exactly what it looks like on the surface.
Anonymous No.533969020 >>533969343
>>533966943
how is it trash? the only downside i noticed on there was everybody being max lvl in dalaran raidlogging after work, so the overworld is a little empty, but there's still low level random dungeon ques (but with spics)
Anonymous No.533969060 >>533969110
>>533968880
>>533968948
so... if the point was to scam money.. why didn't they just launch the server and do a cash shop?
Anonymous No.533969110 >>533969258
>>533969060
they aren't tech savvy enough to actually launch it
Anonymous No.533969146 >>533969398
I highly suggest you guys watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9zrrQgOCaQ
Anonymous No.533969208
>>533968968
what about goldshire..but in ue5?
Anonymous No.533969219
Vibe check?
Anonymous No.533969258 >>533969350 >>533969431 >>533969573 >>533970020
>>533969110
so the plan was to wait 5 years, pay for hosting, do betas and then... buy more hardware... then.....?
Anonymous No.533969294
So, where is the update?
Anonymous No.533969324
>>533968496
That's just retards being retarded. They did put a lot of work on their custom content but hey don't know shit about everything else. The server is a failure not a rugpull.
Anonymous No.533969343 >>533969516
>>533969020
>but there's still low level random dungeon ques (but with spics)
ding ding
Anonymous No.533969350
>>533969258
where is the proof that they bought more hardware?
Anonymous No.533969396 >>533969476
Turtle wow runs, epoch doesn't
Anonymous No.533969398
>>533969146
why. we haven't even experienced epok custom content.
Anonymous No.533969425 >>533969592
>>533968856
it's probably copied from a reddit post, the midwits and ESLs have been putting their 2 cents in

>>533968868
because it triggers your body's immune response and keeps it active, i catch fewer colds at the start of winter now
Anonymous No.533969431
>>533969258
then just uhhhhhh... wait for people to donate to the github without saying anyone can donate there!
Anonymous No.533969440 >>533969494 >>533969546 >>533969549 >>533969650 >>533969825
what game should I play to pass the time since project epoch isn't really launching any time soon?
Anonymous No.533969476
>>533969396
Turtle wow is gay
Anonymous No.533969494
>>533969440
Guild Wars 1
Anonymous No.533969516
>>533969343
if that's a dealbreaker for you then i have bad news about the entire priv server scene
Anonymous No.533969527 >>533969894
>>533968968
Anonymous No.533969546
>>533969440
Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines
Anonymous No.533969549
>>533969440
Turtle WoW
Anonymous No.533969573
>>533969258
Whatever the plan was, it changed when 100k people signed up a week before release. They pivoted to try accomodate more people, and are still attempting to do that. They have people giving them money, so its not "for free" as people are saying. But they just don't have the technical ability to do what they are trying to do, and it will eirther take along time or they will just bail. I don't think the intention was a rugpull.
Anonymous No.533969579
>>533968875
makes me think of Joe Rogan's bit about how we're going back to ancient Egyptian hieroglyphs with emojis, or at least incorporating them alongside our latin based alphabet as another means of communicating ideas (this is stupid, gay and retarded)
Anonymous No.533969592 >>533969737 >>533969849 >>533969945
>>533969425
>cold shower triggers your body's immune response and keeps it active
>unlike normal cold
Definitively retarded. My condolences.
Anonymous No.533969650 >>533969717 >>533971746
>>533969440
+1 looking for a fun mobile game to pass the time until poochie releases
Anonymous No.533969717
>>533969650
wwe champions
Anonymous No.533969737
>>533969592
not an argument, i accept your concession :)
Anonymous No.533969825
>>533969440
TROUBLESHOOTER: Abandoned Children. You can easily put 500 hours on it and you're going to need more before Epoch actual release.
Anonymous No.533969849
>>533969592
I have over-active auto immune and take immuno-suppresants, will a cold shower kill me?
Anonymous No.533969894
>>533969527
lol did you finally change the image's MD5 after you got called out for posting this a million times
Anonymous No.533969945
>>533969592
Actually several doctors told me that, experts in their field. I didn't just read it randomly on the internet like you.
Anonymous No.533969991 >>533970164
the devs took this past week off from their wagie jobs? so no progress until the weekend then, got it. definitely gay as fuck
Anonymous No.533970020 >>533970230
>>533969258
lil bro thinks linux is hardware
Anonymous No.533970115 >>533970334 >>533970418 >>533970547 >>533970828 >>533970895
So this thread is what, 80% brown?
Anonymous No.533970164
>>533969991
The "devs" are guys in college lmao
Anonymous No.533970175
>>533968529
That is an excellent way to train mental resistance and willpower over the body, plus it releases feelgood chemicals and slows down the body and brings you back to the moment. I used to blast myself with the hottest setting but now I take shorter showers and really look forward to the cold sensation at the end..it feels more good than it feels uncomfortable (eventually).
It doesn't need to be ice cold, don't give yourself muscle spasms and go easy on your heart with those core temp changes
t. addict

btw I searched online for infographics to show about this topic, and holy shit it's all toxic self-help about setting a strict cold shower schedule and broscience benefits, they really overcomplicate it and induce guilt for not minmaxing
Anonymous No.533970230
>>533970020
Anonymous No.533970269 >>533970405 >>533970471 >>533970513 >>533970838
how are the vibes, chat?
Anonymous No.533970334 >>533970636 >>533970795
>>533970115
The internet, like the USA, is 80% brown (and raising).
Anonymous No.533970398
just one last update before the cyanide does its thing
Anonymous No.533970405
>>533970269
vril levels decreasing...
Anonymous No.533970418 >>533970574
>>533970115
Why does race matter in an online game?
Anonymous No.533970441 >>533970821
i lag way to fucking much on warmane
how can you anons play there?
Anonymous No.533970471
>>533970269
Epoop status?
Flush it.
Anonymous No.533970513
>>533970269
not good
Anonymous No.533970547 >>533970895
>>533970115
The internet is majority brown these days. It's no longer 2005 anon. Maybe western countries will have to implement a china style firewall and block outsiders from entering our new intranet?
Anonymous No.533970574
>>533970418
racial skills
Anonymous No.533970596
im rolling negromancer on ascension for sure
Anonymous No.533970609
>dev silence for several hours
>a few misc tswow updates
>no ullmetrs
not looking good
Anonymous No.533970631 >>533970765 >>533970991
>10 days later
>no closer to launching
>they're obviously dragging their feet in hopes that enough people lose interest that they can just go with their original plan of 2k capped servers
i'm out
Anonymous No.533970636
>>533970334
Brown, curry-stained fingers typed this post
Anonymous No.533970647
POCHIE TUESDAY
Anonymous No.533970664
alliance = white chads
horde = brown chuds
Anonymous No.533970765
>>533970631
>original plan of 2k capped servers
which won't even work
as soon as word gets out its actually up, the people will come back like moths to a flame
Anonymous No.533970795
>>533970334
>and raising
saar good morning saar
Anonymous No.533970821
>>533970441
>how can you anons play there?
donate and install a bot
Anonymous No.533970828
>>533970115
India getting internet access sometime around 2015 has done irreversible damage to the internet landscape. Actually a special breed of retards.
Anonymous No.533970831
When I said
>now they are gonna go silent for 12 hours again ahahaha
I was just trying to be funny, I didn't actually mean it.
Anonymous No.533970838
>>533970269
Anonymous No.533970895
>>533970115
>>533970547
Watching pic related is scary stuff. And please remember that not even 60% of india is online yet. Things are gonna get much much darker.
Anonymous No.533970991
>>533970631
They never wanted to launch 2k capped servers. 5k pop was always The Plan.
Anonymous No.533971007 >>533971167
>server still instantly crash when the player count goes over 3k even after everything they've tried during the last 10 days

it's truly over isn't it...
Anonymous No.533971021
Anonymous No.533971024 >>533971189
I long for 2005, where the only demographics we had to endure were BRs and frenchoids. At least BR PCs were so shit they were stuck to certain corners of the net.
Anonymous No.533971096 >>533971363 >>533971935
>threads are getting less and less comfy
>still no actual stable release in sight
Anonymous No.533971154
>he leveled?
Anonymous No.533971167 >>533971225 >>533971340 >>533971483
>>533971007
We had 3.9k buttery smooth pop like 3 days ago, if we're gonna meme I'm gonna give them the benefit of the doubt and accept that it was a custom content crash.
Anonymous No.533971189
>>533971024
BRs couldn't even play WoW in 2005 because they were still on Win98
Anonymous No.533971225 >>533971361
>>533971167
okay kaytotes, whatever you say man.
good luck on ow2 tonight, maybe you get out of silver this time
Anonymous No.533971337 >>533971508 >>533971585 >>533971698 >>533971981 >>533972070
Epoch players are transgender pedophiles. Proof: all of the porn spam and ai generated porn in these threads. Porn addiction leads to becoming a pedophile and/or a tranny 100% of the time.
Anonymous No.533971340 >>533971485
>>533971167
>other people experience lag
>you don't experience lag
>"server is fine guys!"
Toddler tier logic.
Anonymous No.533971361
>>533971225
So you weren't on that night when everyone was talking about it huh?
Anonymous No.533971363 >>533973970
>>533971096
We're lucky it lasted this long anon. A week after I'm honestly surprised we're still getting threads.
it will only get worse
Anonymous No.533971412
At this point I just hope they open general chat one last time. All I need is a few seconds.
Anonymous No.533971428
wow epoch? more like piece of shit server controlled by retarded devs
Anonymous No.533971483
>>533971167
the other problem is that we're talking about custom content in the first what, 6 areas of the game? what's it going to look like when people are more spread out and encounter more custom content in other zones? every time something like this happens the server has to go down for hours with radio silence on what's being done?
Anonymous No.533971485 >>533971567
>>533971340
damn you owned that strawman
Anonymous No.533971508
>>533971337
*rapes you*
Anonymous No.533971561 >>533971702
Once the clock hits 12, you are going to see generational levels of seething
Anonymous No.533971567 >>533971789
>>533971485
Which strawman, retardo? Because you're the one with the "works on my machine" one.
Anonymous No.533971585
>>533971337
>1337
based
Anonymous No.533971668 >>533971965
>5 years worth of making and testing custom content
>only to lose it and not have it be enjoyed because they can't make a server for it to run on
its kind of sad, I'm sure a lot of that stuff would have been really fun
But in retrospect having the priorities backwards might have been a misstep
Anonymous No.533971698
>>533971337
I thought I've said already multiple times that I'm on nofap until Epoch launches...
Anonymous No.533971702 >>533971956
>>533971561
wipe was confirmed already btw
Anonymous No.533971741
Two seconds searching the archive.
Midna !!e6Ts7QlwB3U No.533971746
>>533969650
I like Archero 2, it's fun & mindless
Anonymous No.533971789 >>533972159
>>533971567
I'm not even the guy you replied to
Anonymous No.533971935 >>533972330 >>533972447
>>533971096
>join thread
>PLAY TURTLE
>PLAY MOP
>PLAY RETAIL
>STOP BEING PATIENT
It's still fun at times, but less.
Anonymous No.533971956 >>533972176
>>533971702
what happened to the poll?
Anonymous No.533971959
https://countingdownto.com/?c=6467927
Gentlemen.
Anonymous No.533971965 >>533972154
>>533971668
I was about to say "at least they can sell it (or give it for free if they're generous)" but they were codding it using that retarded tool that works only for old TC forks.

5 time wasted, lol
Anonymous No.533971981
>>533971337
I only started genning becasue I was bored while waiting for epoch.
Anonymous No.533972040
>>533964508
Kaytotes is playing that shitty eroge cardgame from Nutaku? Holy heck, that brings me back.

The sanitized version on steam feels so alien in comparison though
Anonymous No.533972070
>>533971337
how many times do we have to tell you that avatarfagging isnt allowed
Anonymous No.533972154
>>533971965
i doubt they'd release anything from it, even though at this point they should because they're incapable of running a server themselves. give the code to people to run their own servers, they can enjoy the content without dealing with your incompetence.
Anonymous No.533972159 >>533973281
>>533971789
Cool, sure. Now try answer: which strawman, retardo?
Anonymous No.533972176 >>533976668
>>533971956
poll was done and wipe won late at night yesterday
Anonymous No.533972190 >>533973072
Midna...
Anonymous No.533972278
>doesn't respond to my post about the 3.9k pop
Concession Status: Accepted.
Anonymous No.533972282
>>533965913
Why aren't you my gf instead anony..
Anonymous No.533972330 >>533973321
>>533971935
I'm not actively checking anymore, i have zero hope that we'll get to play anytime soon. I'm just here to shitpost while i do other things.
Anonymous No.533972393 >>533972519
Ayy you guys, you want free server? here you go my friends
Anonymous No.533972397 >>533972540
>approaching midnight in Europe
>still no signs of any polls
What's the hold-up? Post the fucking poll already. Just get it over with.
Anonymous No.533972447
>>533971935
all me btw
I don’t even play wow
Anonymous No.533972519
>>533972393
This is what the Iron Sheik is doing to Hulk Hogan in the afterlife.
Anonymous No.533972540
>>533972397
they're going to drag their fucking feet on it to delay the launch as long as possible. they'll probably extend the deadline after a bunch of retards cry they don't have enough time to vote or didn't know about the vote or whatever, because we're at the stage now where major decisions are made by which retards scream the loudest
Anonymous No.533972541
NOOO MY LEVEL 15
NOOO MY COPPER, TIN, SILVER
NOOO MY PREQUESTS
NOOO MY 30 GOLD
NOOOOOOO :
PLEASE DONT RESET :(
Anonymous No.533972568 >>533972745
Yesterday was the first time in my life typing Nigger, because of my experiences with Project Epoch so far.

I've decided that every day Project Epoch isn't up and stable, I will double the amount of times that I type the word nigger.
Anonymous No.533972579
Doods they're fucking working their DAY JOBS RIGHT NOWt
Anonymous No.533972636
Are we not getting grok reviews of the situation anymore, that anon had a great progression into madness going
Anonymous No.533972645 >>533972741 >>533972929 >>533974367
I'm just stoned out of my mind on 1.5mg Xanax retard reading decades old warcraft comics and novels that nobody cares about anymore

It's good that epoch is delayed, gives me more time to read all that shit. Stormrage audiobook isn't even on youtube
Anonymous No.533972687 >>533972850
How do we know they have day jobs?
Anonymous No.533972694 >>533972985 >>533973072
Midna join Ambershire.
Anonymous No.533972701
>>533966632
>Mwah~
OMG! HI GURA-NEE~
Anonymous No.533972714 >>533973095 >>533973824 >>533975731
KAYTOTES
Anonymous No.533972741 >>533973585
>>533972645
Posts like this make me happy that I don't have to rely on any kind of medication for anything
Anonymous No.533972745
>>533972568
This nigga radicalized by epoch over here
Anonymous No.533972817
What are you all playing for karesh patch?`
Anonymous No.533972850
>>533972687
they mentioned it multiple times.
Kaytotes is currently coding B2B SAAS software for a viagra company fuck your private server
Anonymous No.533972929 >>533973585
>>533972645
probably some china pressed flualprazolam and fent anon seek god
Anonymous No.533972985
>>533972694
xe is playing bronzebeard sis
Midna !!e6Ts7QlwB3U No.533973072 >>533973127 >>533973128
>>533972190
Yes?
>>533972694
No! I don't wanna play turtle wow :c
Anonymous No.533973095
>>533972714
>I'VE BEEN THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS SINCE 1979
Anonymous No.533973127 >>533973523
>>533973072
It's over...
Anonymous No.533973128 >>533973523
>>533973072
Show hand
Anonymous No.533973162
unironically looking forward to the next blizzard classic+
absolute cancer but you can play it
Anonymous No.533973281
>>533972159
because he never said the server is fine because he didn't lag
Anonymous No.533973297
>looks at all of these gnomish mind-controlled fags who put their lives on hold to play a server that isn't up over a week after launch
Anonymous No.533973321
>>533972330
Hahaha okay
Midna !!e6Ts7QlwB3U No.533973523 >>533973650 >>533974285 >>533974340
>>533973127
If pochie is still kill I might try it... maybe...
>>533973128
You'll just have to IMAGINE the melanin
Anonymous No.533973585 >>533974191
>>533972741
>>533972929
Nah it's Pfizer. Also normies use smokes and booze, don't give me that shit
Anonymous No.533973650
>>533973523
Gay....
Anonymous No.533973715 >>533974234
Its stopped being funny now
Anonymous No.533973824
>>533972714
kek
Anonymous No.533973970
>>533971363
Raw, Triplets at the minimum
Anonymous No.533973980 >>533974309
I just want to know what's going on, what the fuck was todays test about? It was ass.
Anonymous No.533974000 >>533974091 >>533974115 >>533974329 >>533975934
Any of you ever read war of the ancients or rise of the horde? I feel like I'm the only person on this earth to be into old warcraft stuff and the only server for which I was excited for shit the bed

It's a dying world
Anonymous No.533974078
And we have our first resident nigger.
Filter tripfags.Do not respond to tripfags.
Anonymous No.533974091 >>533974178
>>533974000
i really think blizzard's classic + should take place during the first war
Anonymous No.533974115 >>533974823
>>533974000
they are alright if you are a warcraft fan for some fun lore, but they are objectively dogshit books, the writing is high-schooler tier
rise of the horde is just lame
Anonymous No.533974178
>>533974091
oo unfortunately they would fuck it up
Anonymous No.533974191
>>533973585
I don't use those either

Relying on anything isn't good for you, Anon
Anonymous No.533974234
>>533973715
It stopped being funny like a day after they locked the Discord, I'm just here to watch it burn at this point
Anonymous No.533974276 >>533974371
I wish Ambershire would release right now so I don't have to deal with this shit
Anonymous No.533974285
>>533973523
see you there… maybe….
Anonymous No.533974309 >>533975067
>>533973980
test for a que system with and without a proxy+other thing. one of the shutdowns was a crash but they claim others were just them turning the game off. I really don't know how they think that "test" was one worth claiming they could launch afterwards originally.
Anonymous No.533974329
>>533974000
old lore is the only good lore. the newer stuff is terrible. and the stuff from the last two expansions have been awful, can't even watch a cutscene without getting secondhand embarrassment
Anonymous No.533974340 >>533975072
>>533973523
midna farm stockades NOW
Anonymous No.533974367
>>533972645
Doesn't Xanax cause erectile disfunction?
Anonymous No.533974371 >>533974562 >>533975118
>>533974276
What is Turtle WoW class balance like?
Anonymous No.533974409 >>533974564
So we're not getting any more testing sessions?

Next time the realms are up we can play 'til 60, right?
Anonymous No.533974451
>the more we troll them on here, the less progress they make
Anonymous No.533974459 >>533975385
Important poll for the future of epoch
https://strawpoll.com/YVyPvzEV4gN
Anonymous No.533974562 >>533974647
>>533974371
>What is Turtle WoW class balance like?
Anonymous No.533974564
>>533974409
I wish
Anonymous No.533974590 >>533974685
seems like I dodged a bullet by not jumping in early?
Anonymous No.533974607 >>533974720
ITS UP GOGOGO
Anonymous No.533974647 >>533975294
>>533974562
Look man, I know it's bad, I just wanna know the order :(
Anonymous No.533974685
>>533974590
dodged more than one to be honest
Anonymous No.533974720
>>533974607
Anonymous No.533974764
Servers are up
Anonymous No.533974801
What news from /epog/?
Anonymous No.533974823
>>533974115
Bro I tried to read a song of ice of fire and hated how black and white the characters were and how the writing of what would happen was on the wall and useless clothes description
Then I read rise of the horde and got hooked, I just like Christie Golden works
Anonymous No.533974894
Anonymous No.533974937
My draenei gf is up and shes in(side of me)
Anonymous No.533975025
Click the login to receive peanut
Anonymous No.533975036
logging in rn
Anonymous No.533975067
>>533974309
Well I hope it's true that it was them shutting it down, I was very positive after that 3,9k test, today's shattered all the positivity. I suppose we will know better the coming days.
Midna !!e6Ts7QlwB3U No.533975072 >>533975196
>>533974340
But I'm farming worgen
Anonymous No.533975118 >>533975278
>>533974371
paladins are literal gods bc devs are alliance pala players
Anonymous No.533975196
>>533975072
>actually playing the game
WTF???????????????
Anonymous No.533975201 >>533975342 >>533975391 >>533975624
What happens in 55 minutes?
Anonymous No.533975269 >>533975404 >>533975480 >>533975547
who are we going to see resign from the Project Epoch team first?
Anonymous No.533975278
>>533975118
alliance are the main characters of warcraft. horde are the npc faction
Anonymous No.533975294 >>533975704
>>533974647
Don't listen to boomer tards. Some of changes are straight up weird or mess how you should play it (Pallies for example), but everything else is playable. Melee Shamans and Hunters are now viable and Magic Drooders are strong as heck now. Every spec should at least give you a room in a raid

Ass Rogues got fucked though and Subtley is now one of the best melee supports (He gives free crits and insane crit modifiers to your warriors), not a damage dealer . So I would wait CC3 before touching them
Anonymous No.533975342 >>533975529
>>533975201
Bedtime for Britbongs
Anonymous No.533975385 >>533975409
>>533974459
night elf loli is like 100 years old nigga
Anonymous No.533975391
>>533975201
i'll release
been edging for 9 days btw
Anonymous No.533975404 >>533975613
>>533975269
Inex followed by Kaytotes
Anonymous No.533975409
>>533975385
Means she's legal.
Anonymous No.533975480
>>533975269
His sole programmer gonna kill himself due to overworking, his blood smeared walls and his rants on a blackboard/diary will be noticed on BBC news and this will make Muttmerica crank down on MMOs and ban all the fun
Anonymous No.533975529
>>533975342
My bed time is 21:00 thoughbeight
Anonymous No.533975547
>>533975269
I wouldn't be surprised if they already lost the outsiders brought into the 'war room' last week, other contributors like magic, people who were slated to be GMs etc.
Anonymous No.533975585 >>533975705 >>533978559
>>533967060
Why the fuck would I want "original" anything? I want the OSRS equivalent to World of Warcraft. Not nostalgiafag shit.
Anonymous No.533975613
>>533975404
>autist Ross hangs on until he's the last member
i can see this
Anonymous No.533975624
>>533975201
nothing?
Anonymous No.533975704
>>533975294
If they kept seal twisting Ret would unironically be balanced because most who play it are shitters and can't handle anything more than faceroll rotation which is what Turtle added
Anonymous No.533975705 >>533975842
>>533975585
Nostalgiafagging is literally one of the key components in Classic+ retard
Anonymous No.533975731 >>533975836
>>533972714
>KAYTOTES I SHIT MESELF AT LAUNCH AND MISSED THE LOGIN WINDOW, WIPE THE SERVER AGAIN
Anonymous No.533975792 >>533976019 >>533976129
Imagine Kaytotes right now
>Has 100k customers interested in his product
>Had mentioned he planned on hiring artists and having an in store shop for cosmetics (obviously)
>You are too stubborn or retarded to hire more people /.quit your day job to get the server working
>Proceed to piss off / annoy / drive away those people to another server by giving constant vague updates and have your mods do stupid ass polls that piss people off even more
>Your closest competition announces a server and you still have nothing to show for it
>Will likely throw away hundreds of thousands of dollars/euros

Well done Gaytotes, well done.
Anonymous No.533975816
still no update?
Anonymous No.533975836 >>533976171
>>533975731
>NOOOOOO PLEASE DONT WIPE MY LEVEL 15 CHARACTER KAYTOTES SIR PLS NOOOOOOOO
lol, lmao even.
Anonymous No.533975842 >>533979110
>>533975705
Classic PLUS emphasis on the PLUS
I like classic's mechanics. What I don't like is the fact that it's extremely finite and any rigid adherence to it means being perpetually stuck with whatever content and balancing they had as of 1.12
Anonymous No.533975934
>>533974000
it's not high art or anything and it's blatantly written in such a way that young kids could understand it but if you like the games it's just an interesting look at the expanded universe. probably not worth reading once it starts to get into the really retarded retcons from Cata on. also checked
Anonymous No.533975987
based FRESH cunnychads vs basedjak NOWIPES hags
Anonymous No.533976000 >>533976153 >>533976183 >>533976308
AHEM *taps the sign*
Anonymous No.533976019 >>533977368
>>533975792

>Lose 100k
>Acquire gold rank in OW2

I would say thats a win.
Anonymous No.533976129
>>533975792
i would say that he lost out on closer to millions
also, the nail in the coffin was the whole "i am perfectly fine with most of you not being able to play on this server." i'm 100% sure that's why there's such schadenfreude here right now.
Anonymous No.533976134 >>533976820
Worst launch in last decade or so, I can't believe I fell for this shit.
Anonymous No.533976153
>>533976000
Wrong thread, you're looking for /wowcg/
Anonymous No.533976171
>>533975836
>WTF SOMEONE IS ALREADY OUT OF NORTHSHIRE AND I HAVEN'T FINISHED THE KOBOLD QUESTS WIPE WIPE WIPE >:(
Anonymous No.533976183 >>533976347
>>533976000
He was right and you know it.
People having herd mentality has nothing to do with classic wow being good, the masses only further ruined it and made it worse than it already was.
Parsing is an example of what went wrong.
Anonymous No.533976239 >>533976279 >>533976313 >>533976359
so uh when do i get to play
Anonymous No.533976279
>>533976239
nobody tell him
Anonymous No.533976286 >>533976368 >>533976453 >>533976705
all they had to do was turn off the proxy 10 hours ago why is it taking so long
Anonymous No.533976308 >>533976476
>>533976000
He was right. Classic+ should've been what was given to us. Instead, they pissed away the last six years and Turtle seized the moment.

They should've copied OSRS from the start.
Anonymous No.533976313
>>533976239
Kaytotes owes you nothing, be quiet
Anonymous No.533976347
>>533976183
they could have broken all of the retard retail addons and warcraftlogs. in fact, all of that shit existed on retail at the time of his stupid statement.
Anonymous No.533976359
>>533976239
Be quiet.
Anonymous No.533976368 >>533976432 >>533977489
>>533976286
they need to wait for the new DNS to propagate chuddie
Anonymous No.533976401 >>533976549 >>533976552 >>533976570 >>533976687 >>533976782 >>533978793
Anonymous No.533976432 >>533976559
>>533976368
wasn't that the excuse yesterday before the servers went live
Anonymous No.533976453 >>533976582
>>533976286
Bro, your good vibes?
Anonymous No.533976476 >>533976694
>>533976308
blizzard will never do classic+ because they have zero talent just look at the garbage that was soddie
Anonymous No.533976504
The nexus starts shimmering in 40 mins
Anonymous No.533976549
>>533976401
>OH GOOD HEAVENS IS THAT CUSTOM CONTENT ON MY CUSTOM CONTENT SERVER
Anonymous No.533976552
>>533976401
he was probably banned for that name
Anonymous No.533976559
>>533976432
*sweats* w-well it's happening again!
Anonymous No.533976570 >>533976808
>>533976401
I feel that this is the alliance equivalent of that "Mmm, Rape is good" picture from the Barrens
Anonymous No.533976582
>>533976453
i don't want to put something in my butt i want to play world of warcraft
Anonymous No.533976668
>>533972176
why would you tell lies on the internet
Anonymous No.533976687
>>533976401
That Dwarf plays as a lvl 58 death knight on every Wotlk server
Anonymous No.533976694 >>533976857
>>533976476
SoD was great.
Anonymous No.533976705
>>533976286
Anonymous No.533976782 >>533977024
>>533976401
epoch player when he encounters the soulless hellscape that is epoch custom content
Anonymous No.533976808
>>533976570
Kek, yeah.
Anonymous No.533976820
>>533976134
>Worst launch in last decade or so
Again, which year was during Play TBC launch? Either way, so far it's the worst launch of this decade.
Anonymous No.533976857 >>533977269
>>533976694
Phase 1 was great (besides how long it lasted), 2 was fine, everything after was awful.
Anonymous No.533976972 >>533977083 >>533977115 >>533977195
is there literally any tangible info on what is going in right now?
I almost feel ashamed to have loosely followed this for 2 years
Anonymous No.533977017 >>533977198
Have we lost contact with the war room?
Anonymous No.533977024 >>533977165
>>533976782
But enough about Turtle
Anonymous No.533977039 >>533977924
checked out that bronzebeard thing, it’s absolute garbage, who are they even making this for?
Anonymous No.533977083
>>533976972
good vibes and mods shitposting in the discord by themselves
Anonymous No.533977115
>>533976972
>discord shutdown
>vague essays full of contrivances
>tons of jeets defending
>plz gibs donation SAAR
i've been around a lot of rug pull shitcoins and this reeks of one
Anonymous No.533977124
Anybody else voting for the wipe?
Anonymous No.533977163
actual social experiment
Anonymous No.533977165 >>533977298 >>533977370
>>533977024
Cope harder cuckold.
https://youtu.be/ATXSJhdmfwE
https://youtu.be/vIuS0DXGY6Y
https://youtu.be/uBJmyhE2_pQ
https://youtu.be/njXP0hfJBjc
https://youtu.be/5gy_3Dy5nXE
Anonymous No.533977195
>>533976972
lots of people are shitposting but they're genuinely working on it
Anonymous No.533977198
>>533977017
The war room is on bollywood dance break, sir
Anonymous No.533977216 >>533977336 >>533977397
Hey guys, insider here. We've all called off work to goon to lolistrasza porn all day and we all just came together. We're pretty wiped so gonna take at least tomorrow off. Servers should be up by the end of the week
Anonymous No.533977267 >>533977464 >>533978000
I'm officially demoralized
Anonymous No.533977269 >>533977390
>>533976857
one thing i liked was how long the phases lasted. PVPing all day in Ashenvale and raking in Warsong rep, unbelievably kino.
Anonymous No.533977286
Schizo rug pull anon won BIGLY
Anonymous No.533977298 >>533977353 >>533977748
>>533977165
how is the turtle thread going
Anonymous No.533977336
>>533977216
>Servers should be up by the end of the week
more like
>We'll give you guys an update later on about when to expect the server to come up.
Anonymous No.533977353 >>533977452 >>533977537 >>533977562 >>533977647
>>533977298
slow because people are actually playing
Anonymous No.533977357 >>533977523
Genuinely are you guys just keeping the flame alive out of Morbid curiosity at this point? There is quite literally no way this server will be good at this point, even if they somehow got the server live with right as I'm posting this, their track record of being unable to do literally fucking anything right is evident.
Not even gonna say play on Turtle/Ascension/Who Cares, just curious what you guys are even waiting for.
Anonymous No.533977368
>>533976019
He's getting rank on fucking CUNTWARS instead
>>533964508
Anonymous No.533977370
>>533977165
lol did you have all those links ready to go big boy?
Anonymous No.533977390 >>533977445 >>533977715
>>533977269
>pvping in ashenvale
Did people ever actually pvp there? All I remember from the first few weeks were people afking at the boss spawn and avoiding any pvp at all.
Anonymous No.533977397
>>533977216
speaking of, we need some good stuff here too
Anonymous No.533977417
tomorrow is day 10
if I don't hear something concrete (preferably that servers are just going up and to play) then I am leaving until I hear through grapevines that it's not only up but excellent
wouldn't it be crazy if this goes on for months?
Anonymous No.533977445
>>533977390
They did.
Anonymous No.533977452 >>533977850
>>533977353
lol
Anonymous No.533977458
>i don't have to post fake discord screenshots anymore because it's not possible to have a lower opinion of epoch and its staff
Anonymous No.533977464 >>533977568
>>533977267
me too bwo
i dont wanna go to ambershire
Anonymous No.533977476 >>533977648 >>533977672 >>533978123 >>533978137
https://github.com/Project-Epoch/bugtracker/issues
Anonymous No.533977489 >>533977591 >>533978345
>>533976368
They could just use ips until the dns has propagated.
Anonymous No.533977523
>>533977357
i've already waited over 2 years for this so a few more weeks isn't that big of a deal
Anonymous No.533977537 >>533977754 >>533977850
>>533977353
And yet here you are, posting in the Epoch thread instead of playing Turtle. Curious!
Anonymous No.533977562 >>533977850
>>533977353
>slow because people are actually playing
lel
Anonymous No.533977567 >>533977702 >>533977779
August 4th
It is still not up
lol
Anonymous No.533977568
>>533977464
>Chuuuuu~
It's alright nonners, it's alright, everything will be fine, so don't lose hope, oke?
Anonymous No.533977591
>>533977489
the dns announcement was over 24 hours ago
Anonymous No.533977647 >>533977754 >>533977850 >>533977985
>>533977353
1.18 announcement and Ambershire was announced, yet the thread died with less than 250 posts. Even wpsg ground to a fucking halt. The absolute state of those niggas
Anonymous No.533977648 >>533977987 >>533978137
>>533977476
>40 pages
Anonymous No.533977672 >>533978335 >>533978428
>>533977476
>warlock fear doesn't work properly after they already gutted sl/sl
should I just reroll
Anonymous No.533977702
>>533977567
A shame she retired all the incest roleplay stuff, the incest purge and amateur porn purge have done irreparable damage to the porn landscape.
Anonymous No.533977715
>>533977390
I kill people on Zoram's Strand all the time.
Anonymous No.533977748
>>533977298
I don't know I haven't checked because I've been playing it for the last 4 hours.
Anonymous No.533977754
>>533977537
Waiting for fresh which will go up on the date advertised..... while epoch will still be down :)
>>533977647
Almost as dead as epoch lol
Anonymous No.533977756
You retards realize even if the server gets fixed the devs are still gonna be incompetent?
Anonymous No.533977761
propagating my cum into all of Cunnystrasza's holes
Anonymous No.533977779
>>533977567
I forgot about mommy Xev, time to goon
Anonymous No.533977849 >>533977919 >>533978209 >>533979169
bring back unique ids.
Anonymous No.533977850
>>533977452
>>533977537
>>533977562
>>533977647
Turtle has over 13k people playing between both servers
How many are currently playing on Eflop?
Anonymous No.533977860
inb4 epoch was all just an elaborate ploy to get more people on turtle
Anonymous No.533977863
>>533964272 (OP)
>>533964354
lmao
Anonymous No.533977880
This thread is only still going because its a shitshow car crash. If it ever works I'm fucking out
Anonymous No.533977892
>yeah I'm totally not using the turtle thread or /wpsg/ because I'm just playing it so much *phew* WoW I sure am playing Turtle WoW guys, what a game!
Anonymous No.533977919 >>533978091 >>533978234
>>533977849
>>>l*ddit
Anonymous No.533977924
>>533977039
>who are they even making this for?
Asscension players, duh.
Anonymous No.533977985 >>533978254 >>533978280
>>533977647
This was the concurrency of the PvE server at 2AM on a weekday.
Anonymous No.533977987
>>533977648
There's actually more, it just shows the first 1000 issues. Mostly are minor bugs though
Anonymous No.533978000
>>533977267
why?
Anonymous No.533978084 >>533978465
Femnelf
Rogue
Axes
Winterfall Firewater
Anonymous No.533978091 >>533978409
>>533977919
how new are thee? ips whatever the fuck this question mark usesd to be
Anonymous No.533978092 >>533978204
I can turn on turtle and play it right now

How is epoop going, little guy?
Anonymous No.533978110
>no group finder
>no launch
>no stability
Anonymous No.533978123
>>533977476
have they realised strafing is faster than w running?
Anonymous No.533978137 >>533978246
>>533977648
>>533977476
https://turtle-wow.org/bug-tracker
https://www.warmane.com/bugtracker
Anonymous No.533978204
>>533978092
epoop makes me laugh every time
Anonymous No.533978209
>>533977849
we've been begging for years but jannies make this board shit on purpose because they get off on being able to banish games they dislike from /v/ to the bad board
Anonymous No.533978228
cant wait for the day you come crawling back to turtle like a little faggot lmao
eflop will be memoryholed
Anonymous No.533978234
>>533977919
holy newfag
Anonymous No.533978240 >>533978320 >>533978970
Epoch? More like EFLOP!!!! lelelelelel
Anonymous No.533978246 >>533978314 >>533978497
>>533978137
the difference is that turtle and warmane know how to fix the bugs
Anonymous No.533978254
>>533977985
>so many players
>even as a tank/dps i dont instaqueue for mid level dungeons
Anonymous No.533978280 >>533978414 >>533978421 >>533979337
>>533977985
Now shave off 20% of those that are multi-boxing (remember Multiboxing is allowed on Nordanaar) and shave off an extra 20% that are botting and for good measure I'll give you a freebie on this one shave off 15% for the people AFKing in the capital cities all day.
Anonymous No.533978314 >>533978468
>>533978246
Okay, so the page amount suddenly doesn't matter? So why bring it up?
Anonymous No.533978320
>>533978240
rape
Anonymous No.533978335
>>533977672
No you'll just have to learn to play instead of relying on broken cheese spec
Anonymous No.533978345 >>533978398
>>533977489
I literally mentioned this on their little RP server, along with the specific file on TrinityCore that handles this and got banned for "spreading rumours to stir up confusion". These devs are just feeding bullshit to these niggers and they all feast on it
Anonymous No.533978398
>>533978345
so they have people who own other discord servers jannying on their behalf when they get triggered by someone criticizing them? lmao
Anonymous No.533978409
>>533978091
>doesnt know what unique IPs counter is
>calls anyone else new
Anonymous No.533978414
>>533978280
Still enough for multiple groups in every 40-man raid and dungeon around the clock while feeling alive throughout every zone in the game.
Giga cope.
Anonymous No.533978421
>>533978280
now shave off 100% of all Epoch players because they cant even log in
Anonymous No.533978428 >>533981347
>>533977672
what happened to sl/sl?
Anonymous No.533978465
>>533978084
Male Orc
Rogue
Axes
Winterfall Firewater, Elixer of Giant Growth, Sen'jin Village blessing
Anonymous No.533978468
>>533978314
epoch can't fix a single bug
Anonymous No.533978497 >>533978986
>>533978246
yeah like people think epoch just has to have a day to go bug hunt and fix everything
its not that fuckin simple, that shit could take years just to get to a baseline
Anonymous No.533978559 >>533978759
>>533975585
>Why would I want original anything
I don't know, I don't really care what you want. You'll never be satisfied with this game always chasing something new about it from people that promise the world. It's a literal non pozzed Wrath you're calling trash, fuck off lmao you're just mad at the world because you cant find something to fill your faggot void
Anonymous No.533978581
>he's manually resizing his epic manga reaction images so he can repost the same ones over and over again
Anonymous No.533978587
epoch? more like peepoch
Anonymous No.533978604 >>533978708
>1 crash due to custom content takes down the server for an entire day

wowie
Anonymous No.533978643
doomposters won
just admit it already
Anonymous No.533978708
>>533978604
srsly like nobodys gonna be mad if they just throw in the towel now and say "we need another 4 years"
Anonymous No.533978759 >>533978980 >>533980157
>>533978559
> You'll never be satisfied with this game always chasing something new
The sheer fucking irony of you faggots constantly seeking FRESH servers. You're like locusts that move from project to project. Fuck yourself you projecting piece of shit.
Anonymous No.533978762
>what were they testing for the past 4 years
>what is a stress test
Anonymous No.533978793
>>533976401
lol
Anonymous No.533978827 >>533978902 >>533978976
Be real. If the server launched properly we wouldn't have the gotten as much entertainment as we got from these shitposting generals.
Anonymous No.533978828 >>533978927 >>533979007 >>533979035 >>533980609
New muzzy video dropped
Anonymous No.533978902 >>533979171
>>533978827
that is 100% true. i haven't even been gaming for the last 8 days, just no-lifing these threads
Anonymous No.533978927
>>533978828
hand ass wiper
Anonymous No.533978931
Where we making our guild, you guys did get in right?
Anonymous No.533978970
>>533978240
Missing the BBC+ shadow on the face.
Anonymous No.533978976
>>533978827
It's been going on for too long now and now it's just sad
Anonymous No.533978980
>>533978759
Who are you quoting dipshit Wrath Lorderon on Warmane is not fresh at all it's a fully progressed server many years in the making. I play there and it's not fresh. Take your meds making up shit retard
Anonymous No.533978986 >>533979331 >>533979427 >>533980760
>>533978497
I don't understand how private servers have existed for 20+ years yet you have to battle against bugs everytime you open one
Seems like stable versions are well kept by jealous Pserver owners
Anonymous No.533979003 >>533979337
>epoch waitcΓΊcks be like
Anonymous No.533979007
>>533978828
wipe inshallah
Anonymous No.533979029 >>533979245 >>533979273 >>533979284 >>533979301 >>533979442 >>533979706 >>533979918
Honestly my biggest criticism is not even that the launch sucked. Is that they locked down their discord, purged the site and sent their reddit zogbots to patrol r/wowservers. Heck they got pissy with people memereacting them

They are so full of shit that they can't handle criticism and this is not a good precedent. Who can say that they won't lock world chat once "Bad jokes" get flinged around or people complain that the server is not what they asked or they start badmouthing the "wrong" people? You can shit on turtle/ascension/warmane all you want, but you have to actively be a spiteful chud to be removed. People were discussing the elections normally on Twow and shitting on Tyson during his match, things that I don't think would happen with Epoch team eyes on it
Anonymous No.533979035
>>533978828
Anonymous No.533979075 >>533979229
There hasn't been a FRESHY UND FASHY server for years which is why this one made so much noise. Pservers have been pretty settled for a while now, are you trapped in 2014?
Anonymous No.533979110 >>533979216
>>533975842
>balancing they had as of 1.12
Naxx gear has been the curse of Classic, it straight up ruins PvP whenever a server gets to it
I swear if Blizz didn't overtune Naxx gear servers would have more longevity
Anonymous No.533979164
dont care came several times to these threads so epoch was worth it
Anonymous No.533979169 >>533979348
>>533977849
Nobody is stopping you from tripfagging
Anonymous No.533979171
>>533978902
same lol
Anonymous No.533979214
I just want you guys to know that I am single handedly responsible for every single doompost about Epoch ITT
Anonymous No.533979216 >>533979664
>>533979110
Why don't pservers just nerf naxx gear?
Anonymous No.533979220
fun fact:
the public stress test was an hour earlier than they said it would be and it was only up for an hour even though the announcement said "for a few hours"
when I logged on at the time a bunch of other people were commenting on how they missed it as well and we were all BLASTED for being entitled. "it's not about you' 'the devs got what they needed' etc
sure I wanted to get on for my own enjoyment, but also to help lol
who's the faggot now
Anonymous No.533979229
>>533979075
you had freshy und fashy a couple of months ago
>blizzcuck
yeah i dont know why you expect anything better than this point vanillas been permanently browned and not in the funny way like the nost chink hordes
Anonymous No.533979245
>>533979029
project epoch mod team? yeah, big mike tyson fans
Anonymous No.533979273
>>533979029
Nothing quite like some WoW shoulderpads
Anonymous No.533979284
>>533979029
Yeah, the sheer amount of ego on display is disgusting.
Anonymous No.533979301
>>533979029
>They are so full of shit that they can't handle criticism and this is not a good precedent.
This honestly. They clearly can't handle the bantz and are gonna fly off the handle at the slightest criticism in 2029 when they finally get the servers up.
Anonymous No.533979331
>>533978986
well their main problem is theyre using an extremely underdeveloped server called trinity-core which is maintained by like 1 dude
and theyre running into technical limitations of the server, and they're trying to patch in "an expansions worth of custom content" which is just going to further complicate everything
Anonymous No.533979337
>>533979003
Who's the first one, Grindman?
>>533978280
Never saw ppl botting on twow though, Sheena prefers to control the gold supply herself since her russian buddies sell it, botters will only devaluate it.

Multiboxxing is barely an issue since it's limited to one and is often used to HC powerleveling, but the community is watchful and tight enough that those fuckers get mocked forever for doing it thar way
Anonymous No.533979348
>>533979169
not true
Anonymous No.533979368
It really is over
Anonymous No.533979398
yeah this is looking pretty grim bros im just gonna wait for turtle fresh
Anonymous No.533979426 >>533979507 >>533979564
wait i thought this server failed to launch
are you guys just shitposting here?
Anonymous No.533979427
>>533978986
Azerothcore is stable and public. You dont even need to maintain it, you just write game modules and merge fixes from the remote with no conflicts.
Anonymous No.533979442 >>533979586 >>533979827
>>533979029
>You can shit on turtle/ascension/warmane all you want, but you have to actively be a spiteful chud to be removed.
turtle had a gm who literally just made up reasons to flex his little janny e-dick so that's not necessarily true
Anonymous No.533979465 >>533979558
https://strawpoll.com/YVyPvzEV4gN/results

dont forget to vote in the official poll, servers cant open until we get the majority consensus
Anonymous No.533979507 >>533979801
>>533979426
This general is for posting porn and calling each other brown
Midna !!e6Ts7QlwB3U No.533979558 >>533979679
>>533979465
Why no gobbos?
Anonymous No.533979564
>>533979426
ye it launched we're just waiting for a lil update
Anonymous No.533979586
>>533979442
turtle gms used to be a lot more anal than they are now
nowadays i dont get angry gm mail anymore and i was only muted cause i said fag in world chat on accident
Anonymous No.533979645 >>533979848
damn, i bet they wish they didn't treat hundreds of people like shit on their discord, who would then put bad juju on them
Anonymous No.533979664
>>533979216
Because they haven't thought too, they're lazy, muh #nochanges, whatever reason
It wouldn't simply just involve reducing ilevel but changing stats/effects to better reflect Vanilla gear since Naxx's was pretty much designed like TBC gear
Anonymous No.533979679
>>533979558
because
Anonymous No.533979706 >>533979918 >>533979930
>>533979029
Honestly they're right, they need to work rn they don't need zoomer retards shitting up discord and reddit
I always said discord was a mistake and they should communicate with the website only. They made their bed, now they lie in it
Anonymous No.533979748
>epoch servers finally go up
>play for months
>make new friends
>achieve greatness
>misgender a murloc
>permanent ban
Anonymous No.533979770 >>533979953
I don't think the internal vibes are good right now, I juts got this feeling they are seething and malding out
Anonymous No.533979801
>>533979507
thats all of /vg/ tbf
Anonymous No.533979827
>>533979442
Most of those GMs got forceful retired or were tamed by Torta/Sheena after the serb got popular, turns out that having 40% of your pop made up of russians, poles, latinos and mexicans do bring lots of bants alongside it. If they get too pissy about /world, the piggies make them step down with their wallets, and we all know how jewish Torta is
Anonymous No.533979848
>>533979645
no i do not need to "touch grass" i need horrible things to happen to epoch staff
Anonymous No.533979918
>>533979029
>>533979706
The devs shouldn't even be in the reeds or even generally mingling with the playerbase at all, it always leads to problems. So many small teams fall into this trap where they want to be personable but it never ever fucking works out.
Anonymous No.533979930 >>533980135 >>533980360
>>533979706
There's 4 mods in discord, they don't work on the game, its literally their job to mod the chat. They should have a forum though
Anonymous No.533979935
5 MINUTES
Anonymous No.533979953 >>533980118
>>533979770
why, no more polls?
Anonymous No.533979974
>complete radio silence after all that overhaul
I don't understand why they didn't just postpone the release for a few weeks instead of doing this blue balling shit
Anonymous No.533980053
Kaytotes right now
Anonymous No.533980113
TURN ON BASHI RIGHT NOW
Anonymous No.533980118
>>533979953
No more anything. The previous test was supposed to the final test and then relaunch, but it seems they must have some more shit to work out.
Anonymous No.533980135 >>533980225
>>533979930
The funny thing is that the mods have implied that 4chan is the forum.

Like probably less than 1% of Epoch players are from 4chan, and they're using the lowest worst version of their playerbase to judge everyone by.
Anonymous No.533980142 >>533980370
face my wrath kaytotes!
Anonymous No.533980152 >>533980382
Project Blue Balls
Anonymous No.533980157
>>533978759
Where are you schizo come out stop shoving your bowling ball pin dilator up your maggot greased hole and let's hear what your next tales from the asylum post is
Anonymous No.533980225 >>533980706
>>533980135
what playerbase? hahaha
Anonymous No.533980310
>>533964947
dumb nigger
Anonymous No.533980360
>>533979930
they put out a call for more mods and then didn't hire anyone, even at the height of the insanity when people were saying hire more mods they kept insisting they didn't need more. at this point i'm convinced this has to be a dev problem and they only hire super leftist mods or some shit and everyone else just isn't progressive enough for them, you need to be hyper offended by mpreg emoji to be a mod
Anonymous No.533980362
>real life
>people chilling on the benches and grass, eating food, talking to others and having fun at the park, checking out others
>turtle wow
>people jumping around capital cities means they are AFK and numbers are inflated
Anonymous No.533980370 >>533980515
>>533980142
Are you me?
Anonymous No.533980381
kaytotes is upset that his "tests" are still pulling in 4k minions - he was aiming for comfy numbers like just a couple raid groups at most, as originally planned
Anonymous No.533980382
>>533980152
After I was finally able to connect and play for a mere 10 minutes I jacked off and nutted so hard that it killed a spider.
Anonymous No.533980401 >>533980540 >>533980639 >>533980802
how come turtle somalis never talk about the content the server has?
Anonymous No.533980443
How much longer are you gonna keep posting screenshots from your shitty Z-list manga from 14 years ago?
Anonymous No.533980450
I am playing Warframe right now
Anonymous No.533980471
Gurubashi or Kezan?
what are we rolling bros?
Anonymous No.533980485 >>533980632
what's with all the twow cope itt?
don't ya'll have a game to play?
leave us to wallow in our own misery
Anonymous No.533980515
>>533980370
Yes
Anonymous No.533980532 >>533980624 >>533980668 >>533980739 >>533980807 >>533981017 >>533981216 >>533981371 >>533981613 >>533981935 >>533982212 >>533982257 >>533982264 >>533982530
Nice launch, retard. Fun to see your sandcastle crumble.
Anonymous No.533980540 >>533980621 >>533980786
>>533980401
How come epoch indians never play their server even though they say its the best scripted thing of all time.
Anonymous No.533980609
>>533978828
you think this was kaytotes plan all along?
Anonymous No.533980621
>>533980540
>what about , did you think about that?
Anonymous No.533980624 >>533980761
>>533980532
Kys FMC tranny
Anonymous No.533980632
>>533980485
this is the biggest shitshow of the year ur damn right im gonna be in this thread all day every day even though i have no intention of ever paying eslop
Anonymous No.533980639 >>533980802 >>533980818
>>533980401
A mystery. I haven't seen a single screenshot of custom content in years in /wpsg/. Only screenshots of boss victories.
Anonymous No.533980664
Epochsisters, the animal fucker is laughing at us...
Anonymous No.533980668
>>533980532
server?
Anonymous No.533980706
>>533980225
jaja exacto, tal cual. y que β€œΒΏque base de jugadores?”
te quedo bien broder.. jeje
Anonymous No.533980739 >>533980943 >>533981448
>>533980532
your UI is an absolute abomination, trannoid
Anonymous No.533980760
>>533978986
They picked a core back from the days every nigger who ran a wow pserver didn't share his code of anything of his fixes.
ignore a better more open source core becasue he also didn't want to share his code.
Anonymous No.533980761 >>533981117
>>533980624
I haven't played troon wow since before Gaytotes banned me from his shitshow, so anyone using my name there is an imposter. Brainiac.
Anonymous No.533980776 >>533981308 >>533981584
Uncomfortable Truths:

>You will never actually play Project Epoch
>This is all just foreplay for turtlefresh
>Even the most avid of tranny haters will bend the knee and kiss shenna's ring
>You're currently on the Anger or Denial steps of coming to terms with trauma.
Anonymous No.533980786
>>533980540
I don't think I've read that a single time
Anonymous No.533980802 >>533981059
>>533980401
>>533980639
Because turtle wow's custom content sucks, they will never talk about it.
Anonymous No.533980807 >>533980943
>>533980532
What the fuck is that UI
>friendly nameplates on
Oh it's retarded.
Anonymous No.533980818
>>533980639
>only boss victories
yeah like kara 10 which is custom content
Anonymous No.533980895
THE SERVER DIDN'T CRASH OKAY???
Fuck you
Anonymous No.533980923 >>533981016 >>533981067 >>533981263 >>533981629
https://www.youtube.com/@AlexSpeaks91/videos
https://www.youtube.com/@AlexSpeaks91/videos
https://www.youtube.com/@AlexSpeaks91/videos
https://www.youtube.com/@AlexSpeaks91/videos
Anonymous No.533980943
>>533980739
>>533980807
>caring about UI
>caring about UI on a 1-week beta
Trannies are obsessed with appearances, though.
Anonymous No.533980994 >>533981150
So all the crashes were from easily fixable custom content errors?
And the actual server/queue/latency and performance were all good?
Anonymous No.533981016
>>533980923
>backwards hat
you're not cute. wear it like a man.
Anonymous No.533981017
>>533980532
Great name!
Anonymous No.533981025 >>533981163 >>533981172 >>533981224 >>533982434 >>533982540 >>533983276
you are playing THE meta class right?
Anonymous No.533981059
>>533980802
custom content in wow servers usually boils down to
"look we made new area"
oh boy whats in that new area
oh yknow we got new quests like... collect 10 bear asses
kill 10 sharks
run across the map and collect the macguffin
oh but we got new dungeons too
oh okay whats in these new dungeons
oh we got... mobs
we got some dark iron dwarves
oh and theres a big pit full of slime, you're really gonna love the slime pit
whats there to talk about?
Anonymous No.533981067
>>533980923
>low effort phone videos
>less than 1k views
suicide when
Anonymous No.533981117 >>533981348
>>533980761
>Dogknots
Anonymous No.533981150
>>533980994
no. both are bad.
Anonymous No.533981163
>>533981025
>burns heckin life tree down
what now plant nigger?
Anonymous No.533981172
>>533981025
playing?
Anonymous No.533981196
im starting to think project sneedpoch was just a big ad for turtle wow and it was always created to fail
Anonymous No.533981216 >>533981448 >>533981513
>>533980532
>that UI
How can someone have such dogshit taste and play with this shit
Anonymous No.533981224
>>533981025
Not a soul is playing Epoch brother
Anonymous No.533981263 >>533981560
>>533980923
>hat indoors
Anonymous No.533981297 >>533981446
I was impressed by Turtle's gilneas/ashenvale dungeon, not too bad for Russian scammers.
The problem is there too much custom content imo, and it's badly translated from slavrunes to english
Anonymous No.533981308
>>533980776
>having $15+ in your bank account
>playing turtle
pick one
Anonymous No.533981347 >>533981570 >>533981775
>>533978428
soul link is 20%
Anonymous No.533981348
>>533981117
Only two places I've used the name have been beta 3 of eflop and Wallcraft.
Anonymous No.533981371 >>533981445
>>533980532
>dogknots
>boar pet
Anonymous No.533981389
ITS MIDNIGHT
The transformation has started...
The indians and redditors are going to start changing... shifting ... their blood is curdling... ladies and gentlemen you are going to see a total chudformation
Anonymous No.533981410 >>533981510 >>533981569
>try to play the new ascension server
>have to pay to play it

wtf do people actually give these retards money?
Anonymous No.533981445
>>533981371
Hogmeat
Anonymous No.533981446 >>533982510
>>533981297
i 100% agree. it's fine for a funserver, but these Rus-apes are culturally on another planet compared to OG Blizzard. they have no idea what they're doing.
Anonymous No.533981448 >>533981650 >>533981671 >>533982570
>>533981216
>>533980739
post good UIs
Anonymous No.533981465
Need a census on Epoch ... STAT
Anonymous No.533981467 >>533982548
Can I get an update on running really fast?
Anonymous No.533981510 >>533981574
>>533981410
if you like retail, you are going to like that server.
if you hate retail, you are going to hate that server.
Anonymous No.533981513 >>533981604 >>533981729 >>533981840
>>533981216
I'm here to play games, not rice my UI like an autistic zoom-zoom codersocks sissy.
Anonymous No.533981560 >>533981601
>>533981263
aika my beloved
Anonymous No.533981569
>>533981410
did you miss all the free invite codes?
Anonymous No.533981570 >>533982097
>>533981347

Bro SL/SL is boring anyway, play felguard spec or destruction chad
Anonymous No.533981574
>>533981510
yeah but who the fuck pays to play on a private server?
Anonymous No.533981581
The most frustrating part of all of this is that there's nothing to play.

>can't play project epoch because staff is incompetence personified
>can't play turtlewow because it's wasted effort until fresh comes out in 13 days

I'm debating loading up terraria out of desperation. This is so pathetic.
Anonymous No.533981584
>>533980776
Actual truths:
>You will never be a woman
>>not even turtle troons asked for or understand the unjeet engine 5 move
Anonymous No.533981601 >>533982013 >>533982045
>>533981560
Anon she's a whore
Anonymous No.533981604 >>533981719
>>533981513
if you were you'd play with the standard UI, tranny
Anonymous No.533981613
>>533980532
>that ui
how do you live
Anonymous No.533981629
>>533980923
fucking kino, banger after banger.
Anonymous No.533981650 >>533981878 >>533981892
>>533981448
Here you go.
Anonymous No.533981665 >>533981774
>how it feels to see Epoch trip over itself
Anonymous No.533981671 >>533981771 >>533982179
>>533981448
Anonymous No.533981719
>>533981604
Regular UI sucks knots. Mine gives me the information I want.
Anonymous No.533981729 >>533981946
>>533981513
Then why did you need to change it in the first place and spent hours tweaking it you dumb shitskin?
Anonymous No.533981730 >>533981784
"Oh boy I can't wait to play during the classic+ renaissance!",
Timmy said not knowing he couldn't play on a single server.
Anonymous No.533981771
>>533981671
bugman ui
Anonymous No.533981774
>>533981665
i can smell this picture
Anonymous No.533981775
>>533981347
fucking disgusting just one more reason to hate epoch after this shit launch.
Anonymous No.533981784 >>533981842
>>533981730
whos timmy
Anonymous No.533981806
>>533968524
lmao
do you play a beardless gnome or something?
Anonymous No.533981840 >>533982119
>>533981513
you are absolutely not here to play games
Anonymous No.533981842
>>533981784
guy from stratholme
Anonymous No.533981846
>he can't parse the stock UI
Anonymous No.533981878 >>533982007 >>533982054
>>533981650
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>DPS meter
KILL YOURSELF
Anonymous No.533981892 >>533981967
>>533981650
Why do trannies hate this so much? Why do they need to change it???
Anonymous No.533981935
>>533980532
Am I the only one who thinks this is actually fairly tame?
Anonymous No.533981946 >>533982102 >>533982372
>>533981729
I took longer to download the addons than to set them up like that + guaranteed Whiter than you. Sorry you have a very low IQ and it takes you half a day to set ElvUI or whatever reddit pack you use, Sandeep.
Anonymous No.533981967
>>533981892
Hating maximalist UI is a demoralization meme.
Anonymous No.533981975
>12 hours no update
SAY IT WITH ME FOLKS
ITS
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVER
Anonymous No.533981982
Updates? Is it over or nah?
Anonymous No.533982007
>>533981878
It was the cleanest stock UI screenshot I could find on short notice since every other screencap was using ElvUI or some other gay shit
Anonymous No.533982013
>>533981601
aika, my beloved whore
Anonymous No.533982030
Default nameplates are bad though, every thing else is fine
Anonymous No.533982041 >>533985675
>playing horde
Anonymous No.533982043
Anonymous No.533982045
>>533981601
I don't care I love her
Anonymous No.533982054
>>533981878
Why do turtletroons fear dps meters so much, do they not know everyone in real vanilla had recount
Anonymous No.533982067
based DOOMer ui
Anonymous No.533982097 >>533982838
>>533981570
Yeah I planned on just going deep demo until I got the gear to play destruction. I just like SL/SL for when I get ganked so I actually have a real chance to fight back kek
Anonymous No.533982102 >>533982276
>>533981946
>brown meltdown
Oh dead oh dear....
Anonymous No.533982113 >>533982169
yo my name's Bret and I just got into this private server scene. Is it true there are a bunch of trannies up in here or is this just a meme lol.
thanks and peace out.
Anonymous No.533982119 >>533982285 >>533982563
>>533981840
Neither are you, considering your faggot server is down kek.
Anonymous No.533982167 >>533982691
>none of the classic plus servers even try to put themselves in the shoes of blizzard when creating custom content
do autists really?
Anonymous No.533982169
>>533982113
nah unc
Anonymous No.533982179
>>533981671
unironic sovl
Anonymous No.533982212
>>533980532
>nigger UI
Cringe
Anonymous No.533982257
>>533980532
>those nameplates
yep, it's a retard
Anonymous No.533982264
>>533980532
I really want to kill the faggot that started the minimalist/free floating UI elements shit in MMOs.
Anonymous No.533982276
>>533982102
>brown tranny has a melty when people insult xer UI that xe totally did not spend 2 hours customizing
Anonymous No.533982285
>>533982119
kek
Anonymous No.533982372 >>533982779
>>533981946
now say that again without sounding mad
Anonymous No.533982386 >>533982450 >>533982529 >>533983739
I was gonna play turtle wow but then that e-whore made the video on it. Killed all excitement. Ascension is greedy and the videos on it are all made by some guy with a gay voice. #epochrideordie
Anonymous No.533982434
>>533981025
Everyone is already playing warrior, some people would perhaps play druid if they could wear fist weapons in both hands like in Warcraft III.
Anonymous No.533982450
>>533982386
ascension is not classic+, you should ignore their bait
Anonymous No.533982510 >>533982647 >>533982758 >>533982768
>>533981446
It's why I was expecting epoch to do better, but now I have a crippling fear of them using chatgpt to write quests
Anonymous No.533982524
i remember when i got flamed by normalfags / boomers in my guild in 2019 for refusing to replace the stock UI
i was in the top 5 dps every raid lol
Anonymous No.533982529
>>533982386
That egirl looks like she's half a chicken nugget away from being a fatty. It's such an unsettling balance to see her looking somewhat hot but knowing what even a small passage of time can do to a woman.
Anonymous No.533982530
>>533980532
I was wondering how someone so mad could not reply to getting called out and now I see you're just some zoophile brown 3rd worlder and it all makes sense
Anonymous No.533982540
>>533981025
Gonna say something controversial here: Beast Mastery should've been a spec for Druid, not Hunter. Beast Master Druid replaces Restoration Druid, and would be a non-Feral melee spec with animal summons and extremely light healing duties (literally just rejuvenation and tranquility). Hunters would be renamed to Rangers with their third spec, Scouting, being focused on detection, aspects, utilities, etc. Essentially it'd be to Rangers what Subtlety is for Rogues.
Anonymous No.533982548
>>533981467
He released episode 330 earlier today, can confirm that he ran fast. Look forward to Episode 331 tomorrow, rumors are that he will sprint at an accelerated rate.
Anonymous No.533982563
>>533982119
you have ten times more posts in this general than me
Anonymous No.533982570
>>533981448
I don't like messing with the UI too much aside from having centered frames and a swing timer
Anonymous No.533982579 >>533982680 >>533982724
I'm playing a prot paladin on gurubashi
Anonymous No.533982647 >>533982768 >>533982814
>>533982510
they did this
Anonymous No.533982680 >>533982784
>>533982579
>Playing
>Epoch
woah slow down there partner
Anonymous No.533982691
>>533982167
Old blizzard was American nerds who played tabletop RPG games and read comics. It's not something some bydlo can replicate unfortunately
Anonymous No.533982724 >>533982784
>>533982579
There's better shoulders you can use that go well enough with that set
Anonymous No.533982758 >>533983162
>>533982510
What's wrong with chatgpt to write quests? it's not like you guys read quests.
Anonymous No.533982768
>>533982647
>>533982510
I didn't notice anything too egregious from the new Forsaken quests in Tirisfal honestly, it's possible they slightly cleaned it up if they prompted stuff but at least it's better than whatever this fucking is lmao.
Anonymous No.533982779 >>533983006
>>533982372
OK, here goes nothing:
I took longer to download the addons than to set them up like that + guaranteed Whiter than you. Sorry you have a very low IQ and it takes you half a day to set ElvUI or whatever reddit pack you use, Sandeep.
Anonymous No.533982784
>>533982680
I'll play a prot paladin on Ambershire if epoch isn't up by then. Maybe a high elf though.
>>533982724
Not that I saw in the outfit studio THOUGH
Anonymous No.533982796
How do you respond without sounding mad?
Anonymous No.533982809 >>533983028
>660 posts made
>153 images posted
>0 minutes played
Anonymous No.533982814
>>533982647
I need proofs though, don't lie on me bro
Anonymous No.533982818
I think it would be funny if Epoch was just holding release until after Turtle releases their fresh now.

I think it would be even funnier if Turtle held their fresh and just played chicken with Epoch.
Anonymous No.533982838
>>533982097
Why would you go destro, when shadowfury got nerfed? It's no longer a big nuke & current destro capstone is unviable for PvP.

I'm telling you, they haven't got a clue what to do with warlocks - just take a look at their tier set bonuses.
Anonymous No.533983006 >>533983250
>>533982779
still sounds like you are crying
Anonymous No.533983026 >>533983118 >>533983131 >>533983267
evlui pui are better than stock ui, i don't get how you niggers can play one of the most addon slop games ever made and pretend it's good with no addons
Anonymous No.533983028
>>533982809
turtle shills make up for 75% of that tbf
Anonymous No.533983043 >>533983198 >>533983323
How hard is it to actually make custom content for WoW? I kinda want to download a singleplayer repack and start tinkering with things.
Anonymous No.533983108
reminds me of this UI

https://youtu.be/-ZhlwKkQ5nw?si=Gwv4CaXwRi7lpIvD

Tauri won
Anonymous No.533983118
>>533983026
>faggots with aids made addons as a crutch so that means the stock UI is bad
65iq post
Anonymous No.533983131
>>533983026
(You)
Anonymous No.533983162 >>533983340 >>533983415
>>533982758
Fuck off, AI can't recreate the passion of a Man
I make a point of never using it at my workplace, I would feel dishonored as a human being if I did it
Anonymous No.533983169 >>533983274
>things are going well, vibes are great, everything is working. trust us.
>we didn't crash, don't believe your lying eyes.
>no you can't play it, it's not ready
Anonymous No.533983198
>>533983043
Right now it's semi-hard.
3 years from now you'll just give A.I. vague descriptions of the type of server you want and it will shit it out for you and you'll wonder why you ever suffered learning worthless nonsense in the meantime.
Anonymous No.533983250 >>533983362
>>533983006
Why would I cry about being White and not living in the third world? Makes no sense.
Anonymous No.533983267
>>533983026
You're literally brown
Anonymous No.533983274 >>533983376
>>533983169
don't forget the delay so we can vote for a wipe!
Anonymous No.533983276
>>533981025
Druid and Hunter 'till the day I die.
I prefer Vanilla's animal form models to Wrath's though.
Anonymous No.533983323 >>533983592
>>533983043
Making maps is incredibly easy, can find a gorillion tutorials on youtube and as long as you are good at set dressing you can make whatever you want and have it look great.
No idea about the logistics of adding mobs, having them patrol and interact with the terrain and shit or doing quests, but you can make very pretty areas easily.
Anonymous No.533983340 >>533984379
>>533983162
>Passion of man
some random NPC asking you to kill 10 boars really bro?
>dishonored as a human
you should just stop using a computer then I guess and go back to using smoke signals.
Anonymous No.533983362
>>533983250
I have a feeling you are mutted to the core.
Anonymous No.533983365 >>533983506 >>533983604 >>533983642 >>533983670 >>533983829 >>533983926 >>533984067 >>533984159 >>533984821 >>533985339 >>533992317
Why are (You) still here?

If your answer is similar to "I don't even want to play I'm just here to shitpost/see the chaos", you are legally obligated to punch yourself in the nuts.
Anonymous No.533983376
>>533983274
That's a red herring just like round robin. There will be no wipe and there will be no vote. They just said that to distract the community
Anonymous No.533983415 >>533984379
>>533983162
I think you have deeper issues bro
Anonymous No.533983506
>>533983365
Anonymous No.533983592
>>533983323
More interested in class changes desu.
Anonymous No.533983604
>>533983365
at least i still have mine
Anonymous No.533983607
>BBC+
pay to play "alpha" already out for several months. Not very fresh.
>Toortle
server number 10023, 90% similarity to other turtle servers not fresh at all
>EPOCH THE GREAT
Custom never seen before content , not even beta testers know everything. Huge number of players patiently waiting to experience epicness. THE EPITOME OF FRESH. WOTLK SMOOTH CLIENT. Dedicated dev team. Team not too large to become corpo server like ascension, but not too small so it's just gummy v5. PROJECT EPOCH IS CLASSIC PLUS. NO OTHER SERVER HAS OVER 100 THREADS ALL TO ITSELF. Epoch has dethroned Blizzard themselves. I shall wait to experience super ultra fresh classic plus heaven. If epoch has a million fans, then I am one of them. If epoch has ten fans, then I am one of them. If epoch has only one fan then that is me. If epoch has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against epoch, then I am against the world. POOOCCCCHHHIIIIEEEE
Anonymous No.533983642
>>533983365
I actually want to play eventually AND I can shitpost here
Anonymous No.533983670
>>533983365
im watching tv rn i have this thread up on another window and im afk in runescape grinding combat
Anonymous No.533983687 >>533983885
GIVE ME A FUCKING UPDATE NOW
Anonymous No.533983739
>>533982386
That voice on the ascension videos creeps me out
Anonymous No.533983740 >>533983818
does anyone remember the SoD class quests? fantastic
Anonymous No.533983818
>>533983740
brilliant!
Anonymous No.533983829
>>533983365
I'm waiting for epoch while having fun reading and posting while I'm playing other games.
Anonymous No.533983885
>>533983687
UPDATE: there will be an update in 24 hours.
*that update may be that a new update is coming soon.
Anonymous No.533983887 >>533984061 >>533984649 >>533985402 >>533985812
Quest Title: β€œBlood for Bales”

Quest Giver: Farmer Halward
Location: Hillsbramble Fields, Elwynn Forest

Description:
Farmer Halward stands near the charred remains of a once-thriving farmstead. His weathered face is hardened by grief and fury. He grips a rusted pitchfork, though it shakes slightly in his calloused hands.

β€œLast night they came in like shadows with snarls and filth in their eyes. Gnolls. A whole pack of β€˜em. They butchered my last dairy cow right there in the barn, then torched the hayloft just for the thrill. I raised that stock with my own hands. Now all I got left is ash and a rage I can’t bury.”

β€œI know you’re not bound to help me, stranger, but if you’ve got steel in your spine and time to spare, I want vengeance. Not justice. Vengeance.”

β€œTheir camp squats just past the southern ridge, near the riverbed. Bring me back proof you put those monsters in the ground. Show no mercy. They showed none to mine.”

Objectives:
β€’ Slay 12 Riverpaw Gnolls
β€’ Collect 1 Riverpaw Warhorn from Gnoll Chieftain Grakthul


here is your quest sar thank you
Anonymous No.533983926
>>533983365
for my gummy bros
Anonymous No.533984054 >>533984115 >>533984194 >>533984662
why is ascension advertising a server with retail level scaling and wrath mob values as "classic+"
Anonymous No.533984061
>>533983887
sovl
Anonymous No.533984067
>>533983365
to goon

i could take or leave the servers coming up
Anonymous No.533984104 >>533984204 >>533984213 >>533984257 >>533984329 >>533984538
Since he releases an episode a day, what episode of RUN VERY FAST do you think we'll be on by the time Epoch is playable? Currently on 330.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ra-rYB4XDuw
Anonymous No.533984115
>>533984054
Because classic+ gets more clicks
Anonymous No.533984147
>>533967024
>"ALLLLLLLLLLLLRIGHT. who ordered the extra large can of whoop-ass?"
trash
Anonymous No.533984159 >>533984546
>>533983365
The thread is fun and pretty much the only place you can talk about epoch. But any excitement I had to play has seriously cooled off.
Anonymous No.533984194
>>533984054
to bait SoDomites into playing it
Anonymous No.533984204
>>533984104
About three fiddy
Anonymous No.533984213
>>533984104
we'll be closer to 400 than 300
Anonymous No.533984232 >>533984353 >>533984409
>It is now Tuesday in bongland and we still don't even have the vote for wipe or not up
Holy fuck Turtle's fresh realm in like 2 weeks is actually going to come first isn't it?
Anonymous No.533984257
>>533984104
FANTASTIC!
Anonymous No.533984289
please devs... say something
Anonymous No.533984292
this thread needs something to do
Anonymous No.533984329
>>533984104
forced meme
Anonymous No.533984337
IMMACULATE VIBES
Anonymous No.533984353 >>533984474
>>533984232
that would be fucking amazing, all the SoD tourists leave and we have a comfy server :)
Anonymous No.533984379
>>533983340
>>533983415
Drone cattle who can't use your brain
Anonymous No.533984401 >>533984525
LET THEM COOK
Anonymous No.533984409
>>533984232
You already know it in your heart to be true.
Anonymous No.533984474 >>533984673
>>533984353
we may yet have a 1000 pop server...
Anonymous No.533984525
>>533984401
But the server is already cooked.
Anonymous No.533984538
>>533984104
HD models' animations are so fucking bad.
Anonymous No.533984546 >>533984745 >>533984829 >>533984931
>>533984159
Why are WoW Goblins so fucking hot what is wrong with me
Anonymous No.533984549
Put me in the video essay
Anonymous No.533984560 >>533984861
Quest Title: β€œSweet Persuasion”

Quest Giver: Sentinel Elunaria
Location: Stormwind City, Park District

Description:
Leaning against the ivy-covered wall near the moonwell, a tall Night Elf woman in flowing duskweave robes watches the crowds with narrowed eyes. Sentinel Elunaria is graceful, her voice calm yet commanding, and she waves you over with a subtle motion.

β€œA local child, human-born, answers to the name Corwin. He has no kin of note, no mentor, no calling β€” but he is required for a private ceremony I am preparing. Nothing harmful, I assure you, but tradition is tradition.”

β€œUnfortunately, the boy has a stubborn streak and a tendency to vanish when spoken to with any seriousness. He fled earlier today while I was in discussion with a city official.”

β€œHe was last seen darting toward the Mage Quarter. He wears a ragged red scarf and smells faintly of chimney soot.”

β€œChildren can be lured with many things, but this one has a particular weakness.”

Elunaria produces a small paper pouch filled with brightly colored hard candies shaped like moons and stars.

β€œUse these if he resists. I had them prepared in advance. They should coax him gently back to me. Return with him, and I will see that you’re compensated.”


umm whats wrong with AI quests again?
Anonymous No.533984649 >>533984725
>>533983887
There are many things that aren't good or normal in this quest
Anonymous No.533984662
>>533984054
Classic+ was memed into existence by the original gigaschizos of /wpsg/ back in the dark days of pre-Nost. Gummy lied and the vortex of hilarity and disappointment reached a singularity once Nost got hit with the C&D. Little did people realize "no changes" was the Blizzard line coming from the anti-petition side of the argument. Eventually, Classic+ gained too much potential, reached escape velocity and blew up the inevitable failure of the release cycle by the time Cata was reached. It was always going to happen. It was supposed to happen years ago. The problem has been the Classic+ model is the antithesis of profiteering. Tons of new content, tuned to a specific audience, done so without turning to the usual new expansion as the content runs its course. It's exactly what Blizzard (and essentially all private servers) have failed to do.
Anonymous No.533984673 >>533984856
>>533984474
>1000 at re-release
>500 after two weeks
>100 after a month
>not enough to fill a raid for the 2nd MC lockout
It's going to be epic, bros!
Anonymous No.533984680
I'm not reading that shit
Anonymous No.533984725
>>533984649
list 10 bitch
Anonymous No.533984745 >>533984782
>>533984546
you're a pedo
Anonymous No.533984768
Bros? It's almost Tuesday?
Anonymous No.533984782 >>533984892
>>533984745
They look like 30+ year old latinas
Anonymous No.533984821
>>533983365
what do you mean? i am indeed here just to shitpost and laugh, this disaster is funny
Anonymous No.533984829 >>533986704
>>533984546
You should read Alfie by InCase instead of looking at AI slop
Anonymous No.533984856 >>533985145
>>533984673
raids are no longer 40 man, they are 25
Anonymous No.533984861 >>533985025
>>533984560
Doesn't make sense as well
Anonymous No.533984868
the project has been abondeneded
Anonymous No.533984892
>>533984782
need to add "..., your honor"
Anonymous No.533984931
>>533984546
same reason dwarf women are hot.
Anonymous No.533984974 >>533985075 >>533985156 >>533985403
I was hoping this would have launched before 7.3 so I'd have a reason to drop XIV until 8.0.
Anonymous No.533985025
>>533984861
retard
Anonymous No.533985075 >>533985128
>>533984974
XIV is the better game.
Anonymous No.533985128 >>533985654
>>533985075
It's really not, at least for the things I like about MMOs. I just played it because I liked the story and I like FF.
Anonymous No.533985145
>>533984856
Did I stutter?
Anonymous No.533985156
>>533984974
you can at least log into xiv. you cant do that here
Anonymous No.533985206 >>533985309 >>533985315
>got an alpha key for bbc+
cya nerds
Anonymous No.533985309 >>533985384
>>533985206
what does the c+ stand for?
Anonymous No.533985315
>>533985206
see you in 10 minutes
Anonymous No.533985339
>>533983365
>If I accuse others of exactly what I'm doing they can't possibly figure out I was the hacker known as 4chan!
Anonymous No.533985384 >>533985461
>>533985309
bronze beard classic +
Anonymous No.533985402 >>533985667
>>533983887
Introductive description is too long
Useless pitchfork
You would have to add the charred remains
"Filth in their eyes" : did he see them at night ?
That stock = one dairy cow
Too much anger for just arson/theft, it would fit murder of his family more
No mercy = still overreacting

No mention of the stormwind army being away and too busy
No contextualization of why the gnolls have been popping up more recently
Anonymous No.533985403
>>533984974
but at least now we can do the new alliance raid and trial and burn a day of waiting for pochie...
Anonymous No.533985419
epoch has turned me off when it comes to private servers. i don't want to play on a server that can just go down at any second. i love my gnome.
Anonymous No.533985461 >>533985551
>>533985384
it's retail+ though
Anonymous No.533985551 >>533985625 >>533985802
>>533985461
desu epoch is also retail+ but lets not talk about that
Anonymous No.533985625 >>533985948
>>533985551
lets talk about it
Anonymous No.533985654 >>533985987
>>533985128
what do you like about mmos
Anonymous No.533985667
>>533985402
Also the chieftain isn't mentionned which is the gayest thing in this AI quest
Anonymous No.533985675
>>533982041
I wish I had a hordebf to cuddle with
Anonymous No.533985802 >>533985879 >>533985924
>>533985551
epoch is worse it's Sod-
Anonymous No.533985812
>>533983887
>Farmer Halward stands near the charred remains of a once-thriving farmstead. His weathered face is hardened by grief and fury. He grips a rusted pitchfork, though it shakes slightly in his calloused hands.
Already shit your pants out of the gate, I can't recall any quest using 3rd person perspective writing as a lead in to the quest. Every single quest is directed at aka (You) aka 2nd person perspective.
Anonymous No.533985879
>>533985802
can't wait for the servers to come online after a wipe and for the level cap to be 10 in the meanwhile
Anonymous No.533985924
>>533985802
this. epoch is SoD - or reddit +
Anonymous No.533985931
the three stooges are online, why no updates?
Anonymous No.533985939
I think its over for real guys.
Anonymous No.533985948 >>533986037
>>533985625
lets not talk about it
Anonymous No.533985987
>>533985654
Questing, the leveling experience, exploring zones, a threatening overworld. Dungeons are fun too.
Anonymous No.533986002
If they don't give me an update in 30 minutes it's literally over
Anonymous No.533986037
>>533985948
well we should! I can name everything wrong with ascension
Anonymous No.533986079 >>533986292
Either sudden release or its fucking over for another week
there is no way they can take this long to say "lol its coming guys, wait a bit more."
Anonymous No.533986092 >>533986171 >>533986179 >>533986310 >>533986492
is runescape like vanilla- then?
Anonymous No.533986147 >>533986348
New thread?
Anonymous No.533986151 >>533986378
Day: 10
Server: down
Discord: locked
Registration: closed
ETA: nonexistent
Ross: pregnant
Polls: posted
Vibes: immaculate
Anonymous No.533986171
>>533986092
runescape is warcraft 3+
Anonymous No.533986179
>>533986092
runescape is what classic + wanters wish classic was
Anonymous No.533986290
AYO FINNA LETTEM yts COOK CUZ AHH ISH
Anonymous No.533986292
>>533986079
aint no way there will be a sudden release, when they said theyd do a poll about character wipes shortly after the recent test (12hr ago)
Then ofc you prolly have 1-3 days for the poll results to filter in and more radio silence
Anonymous No.533986306
did we really get no updates?
Anonymous No.533986310 >>533986485 >>533986564
>>533986092
Runescape is a dogshit click simulator for trannies and 3rd worlders
Anonymous No.533986348 >>533986489
>>533986147
dude, why
Anonymous No.533986378
>>533986151
Anonymous No.533986485
>>533986310
filtered
Anonymous No.533986489
>>533986348
We hit bump limit
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
Anonymous No.533986490 >>533986670
very confused on why we even have threads when the server has been such a colossal failure
Anonymous No.533986492 >>533986610
>>533986092
runescape is vanilla *
Anonymous No.533986564
>>533986310
t. inferno capelet
Anonymous No.533986610
>>533986492
>poorly designed, boring and loved by retards
It checks.
Anonymous No.533986613
My Predictions

>No update until tomrrow
>Update will be a bunch of nonsense
>Poll goes up for 72 hours
>More useless "updates"
>Friday comes around
>More testing
>Bugs found / fixes required
>More of the same
>Following weekend comes around and the server magically works but can only hold 4k people
>Turtle WoW new server launches a day after
Anonymous No.533986631
this is a BBC+ thread now yay yay
Anonymous No.533986642
morale is at an all time low
Anonymous No.533986670
>>533986490
>we
Anonymous No.533986704
>>533984829
if only he could focus on fucking and limit cringe tier writing to minimum
Anonymous No.533986764
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
Anonymous No.533986840 >>533986974 >>533987140 >>533987445
>>533986773


>>533986773


>>533986773
Anonymous No.533986846
Just let this thread die like the hype for playing this DoA server
Anonymous No.533986935
NEW HECKIN THREADERINO FOR THE SERVERINO THAT ISN'T ONLINERINO
Anonymous No.533986974
>>533986840
>troll OP
Shan't be using
Anonymous No.533987140
>>533986840
Make your own thread OH WAIT it fucking dies lol, well I guess /wpsg/ is there
Anonymous No.533987314 >>533989952
alright fuck epoch im rolling on bronzechad
Anonymous No.533987445
>>533986840
This thread is bait.
Anonymous No.533987657
where's the whitemane sloppa thread
Anonymous No.533989952 >>533991301
>>533987314
>paying money to play a rendition of classic

I feel like Bronzebeard would be making serious bank right now if they opened the gates for free and let spenders spend on the optional shop stuff instead.

I understand Kaytotes being retarded enough to let 75,000+ accounts lose interest as he lets being a multi millionaire for generations slip from his grasp, but that Ascension is too greedy to make money is also just mind blowing to me.
Anonymous No.533991301
>>533989952
>Ascension is too greedy to make money
But they do make a crapton of money. Don't ask my why, it's like gacha games, the shittiest and more P2W is your "product" the more retards will spend. You just need a lot of marketing.
Midna !!e6Ts7QlwB3U No.533992317
>>533983365
I like epoch and want to play it.
Anonymous No.533996209
slightly less shit thread hopefully

>>>/v/717309639