Thread 509445064

how do I get a job at ICE?

>>509445064 (OP)
You put a cup of water in the freezer and wait for it to change to a solid state

you made her cry again. apologize

>>509445064 (OP)
Right? What qualifications are needed? I told my son he should apply. It looks like a fun job!
But he said he wouldn't have the qualifications.

>>509445064 (OP)
Be an Israeli dual-citizen, preferably an IDF veteran with experience shooting and rounding up urban civilians and with no emotional connection to Christian Goyim.

>people are DISAPPEARING
It's not the fucking gestapo, they're literally just enforcing immigration law. I'm sorry the crybullying tactic of
>well yes they shouldn't be here but it would be MEAN to kick them out therefore they all have to stay
Doesn't have as much purchase as it once did

>>509445064 (OP)
$1000 per day fine is adding up. Some of these families are going to be ruined for generations.

>>509445064 (OP)
Apply, I’m assuming

>>509445064 (OP)
Things will never change until the intelligence agencies, military-industrial-complex lairs and defense contractor facilities are stormed and the glowniggers and parasites who work there are executed and the data they collect is leaked to the public so that the rest of these government assets, zogbots, mercenaries, glorified jannies and authority figures can be hunted down and exterminated.

>>509445064 (OP)
Gee thats funny I haven't noticed any less niggers or spics or jeets around me and neither has anyone else, its almost like this philosemitic piece of human shit is going to make ICE go after whites that speak out against jews. Cap this post, they wouldn't have gotten that budget just going after browns. They're going to use ICE to go after whites.

>>509445064 (OP)
child's play was a great movie.

>>509445064 (OP)
Once again, the faggoty left is obsessed with stealing able-bodied people from shitholes, to farm votes, and at no point did they ever attempt to fix the place these subhumans live, and have ruined, because that's not a position that gets you more votes.

>>509445064 (OP)
Wait this sounds based. I thought BBB was Jewish?

>>509445361
browns are melting down over this i see

>>509445064 (OP)
Applying tomorrow, if you guys aren't faggots you will too, this is like the KKK again you can literally make this country whiter one day at a time.

>>509445064 (OP)
I'm prepared

>>509445064 (OP)
Yep.. I voted for this

>>509445542
You got gaslighted by Anons hear whose words against the bill sounded strangely like an MSNBC panel discussion.

Is this the part where they try to convince us Obama/Biden deported more ayys than Trump, or does that come afterwards.

>>509445064 (OP)
Go to usajobs dot gov. It's still government so the hiring is slow and weird. Find the job you're interested in and use the resume wizard instead of a traditional resume. Cram as many keywords from the specific announcement you're interested in into the resume. With this being an emergency, hiring may be expedited.

>>509445064 (OP)
I wish cheeto nigger was a fraction of what they make him out to be. There's 10s of millions of spics in this country. Trump isn't going to do shit. These camps are for antisemites who refused to die for israel.

>>509445064 (OP)
You have to be mexican, and if you are illegal you can get expedited citizenship by serving the government as well.

>>509445064 (OP)
fuck off, they're full

it's my understanding that they don't hire very often

>>509445375
>It's not the fucking gestapo
They are literally an enforcer branch that answers directly to the persident. Youre right, theyre not the Gestapo, theyre the Brownshirts aka Sturmabteilung aka "Storm Troopers". Yes, you read that right.
>they're literally just enforcing immigration law.
Now they are. What you people (and I do mean people like specifically you) seem to forget is that the FBI's job is to uphold the Constitution and enforce federal law. That means that they are supposed to make sure that the president or congressmen or anyone for that matter dont break the law.

Whats happening right now with ICE is nothing more than a rogue president building his own personal paramilitary wing with 0 checks and balances.

Even as a low IQ MAGAtard you should worry, because today they come for "immigrants", in a few years they come for registered gun owners and in a decade they shut down elections.

>>509445819
What do you think the ICE funding in the spending bill is being used for retard lol

>>509445542
>I thought BBB was Jewish?
because you listen to the shills on this board, you big dumb

>>509445774
>These camps are for antisemites who refused to die for israel.

What's the point of writing something like this and making your whole post feel dismissible? Should have stopped one sentence earlier.

>>509445064 (OP)
you need to a self hating brown spicgolbin
>hey ese i pass as white o algo

>>509445560
Hey Jew-bot, did you see the picture in the post to which you just responded?

>>509445771
DHS jobs require a polygraph, and if your results are inconclusive, it's a 3-year wait to apply again.

>>509445475
>They're going to use ICE to go after whites.
Doubtful that that's the case, whites know how to use guns and could easily handle any feds. It's probably more likely that browns are going to get kicked out like the pathetic losers that they are. Honestly it's so fucking hilarious that the idea of hell to a brownskin is living in their own country among their own kind LOL

>>509445064 (OP)
Please please please turn sanctuary cities into communist quarantines AOC. She can be the spic version of Gaddafi. Almost 80% of the population doesn't live in big cities and if ICE scares them enough they'll be forced to corner themselves. Make sure to double down on anti-car rhetoric and walkability so none of them can get out.

>>509445874
keep crying Sigfried

>>509445064 (OP)
They'll start deporting all the illegals and anchor babies...any day now.

Please ignore the anchor baby Sec. of State. That's of no consequence.

>>509445282
they’re constantly hiring for DHS and the secret service near me and i am shocked that the requirements mostly don’t involve a degree or specialization of any kind to at least apply.

>>509445064 (OP)
"Who is AOC I don't remember anyone by that name" -me in 2028

>>509445064 (OP)
Pol will defend the building of the brownshirts

>>509446033
>they wont come after me
They will. Eventually theyll come for your guns, which is ironically something you retards screeched when Obama got elected. Now were closer to that reality than ever before. Dont believe me? Musk and Trump have openly talked about gun control.

>>509445205
every tear she sheds increases her booba size

>>509446010
Based Master-D

>>509446084
no u

>>509446141
>Dont believe me?
lol, no. Fag

>>509445064 (OP)
all this because glow niggers cant stop their assets from making medical drugs down south lmao

>>509446138
I voted for it.

>>509445940
Because that's what's going to happen. Trump isn't even pretending he's going to deport them all. Only going after """""""""criminal aliens""""""""". Every other spic that works on a farm, hotel, construction, factory, fast food, ie all of them, are staying. This shit is for holding enemies of Israel.

>>509445874
>rogue president building his own personal paramilitary wing with 0 checks and balances.
based

>>509445475
Well you’re not going to notice any fewer niggers around since their portion of the population has remained virtually unchanged for over a century.

Jeets & Arabs I dunno, we never had many to begin with, but there’s noticeably fewer Hispanics in Wisconsin. It’s actually quite stark.

>>509445064 (OP)
>And people are disappearing
Illegals are disappearing.

>>509445361
>with no emotional connection to Christian Goyim.
Wrong. You must hate them with passion for they are Amalek

>>509445064 (OP)
Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.

>>509446194
something something boiling water, frog

>>509445874
fucking arrogant austrian, mountain-jew puke
go eat your street kebab and shut the fuck up

>>509445874
>Youre right, theyre not the Gestapo, theyre the Brownshirts aka Sturmabteilung aka "Storm Troopers". Yes, you read that right.
I wish you weren't being hysterical and they were this based instead of a useless bloated US agency that will be deporting 1/3,000th of the illegals here.

>>509446325
i thought child sex offenders couldnt vote?

>>509446265
You dont believe in the US constitution?

>>509446241
this is now a SS appreciation thread

>>509446033
>whites know how to use guns
They did nothing when the 1st Airborne forced their children to go to school with niggers at gun point. They sure as fuck aren't going to now when doing so is le racist and le bad.

>>509446141
>They will. Eventually theyll come for your guns
Do kikes not understand that this would be heaven on earth for someone like me? This is why kike tactics are doomed to fail, you can play jewy mind games all day long but you can never pull the trigger because there's no jewy word games that can keep a 90 IQ normie from beating your head in with a hammer much less gunning down your family with a firearm. Honestly I would give anything for kikes to seethe so much they finally """""demand"""" our zogged politicians to take our guns. This is ultimately why you gay guys can play around with the idea of power but always be haunted by the idea that you will never really have power. Closest you can come to that is to be the biggest victim in the room.

>>509446138
>Pol will defend the building of the brownshirts
Wouldn't that be something to complain about after you built your army of brownskins.

>>509446087
Kek

>>509446369
Touchy touchy
>>509446370
>I wish you weren't being hysterical and they were this based instead of a useless bloated US agency that will be deporting 1/3,000th of the illegals here.
Public education is truly abysmal in the USA

>>509445064 (OP)
When are they going to deport that horse faced tit goblin?

>>509446404
>migacel larp fantasies
they would drive a 15 ton MRAP through your plywood box home at 3 AM. you would do absolutely nothing.

>>509446380
which part of it?

>>509445064 (OP)
I’m erect

>>509445874
>if you give the border police too much money they become the praetorian NKVD

>>509446404
>Do kikes not understand that this would be heaven on earth for someone like me?
You wont do shit. Theyll no-knock-raid your fat ass in the middle of the night with armored trucks. And if you hunker down, theyll Dorner your ass.
>whos Dorner
Look it up newfag.

>>509445064 (OP)
I got what I voted for

>>509446393
>They sure as fuck aren't going to now when doing so is le racist and le bad
Then why do you live in mortal terror of white people? If we're so nice and sheep like then why post on here 24/7 begging us to not kill you? Fkn demented ass jew lol. If you have power over whites, then why not be content, and glory in your power? Why beg us to believe that you have power? That's not how power works my dysgenic friend.

>>509446604
>Theyll no-knock-raid your fat ass in the middle of the night with armored trucks
No they won't lol

>>509446585
>the border police is illegally arresting US citizens without warrants
>the border police just illegally used shape charges to blow open a US citizen's house, because they suspected that another US citizen who had previously fucked with an ICE arrest was in the house WITHOUT A WARRANT

4th amendment? Ever heard of it?

what's the age limit for an ICE brain buster. I'm 44 and looking for change

>>509446857
Change your diaper

>>509445064 (OP)
>how do I get a job at ICE?
1. Be a beaner
2. Help smuggle more beaners and drugs in

>>509446792
>illegally arresting US citizens without warrants
>believing hysterical rebbit propaganda
go back

>>509446604
There's a reason Hitler emerged from Austria. Just saying.

>>509446662
>live in mortal terror of white people

More like mortal terror of christgolems servicing their precious jews to put prowhites whites in camps. There will be no mass deportations of shitskins. Only whites sent to the frontlines, camps, and foreign brown hordes raping the homeland. But hey, christkikes will get their antichrist.

>>509446261
They're getting the infrastructure ready, accommodating the public to regular abductions, getting their Jewish agents and their loyalists put into place and getting them some practice.

Not to mention that the same goddamn Jews waving the American flag to get Goyim to die for Israel, are the same goddamn Jews who brought in (and profited from the trafficking of) these migrants in the first place.

>>509445874
Shut the fuck up, Eurocuck. Like we need a shred of advice from some whipped dog who's watching his own country be swarmed with shitskins around him. Focus on your own little shithole, Uncle Adolf is rolling in his grave watching you walk meekly with your eyes to the ground as Abdul rapes your women.

>>509445175
underrated

>>509445874

>enforcing existing laws
>deporting people with final deportation order
>somehow is equal to Nazism

You can take them. Ask your country to take them. We can fly them there instead of South Sudan.

>>509446604
>Theyll no-knock-raid your fat ass in the middle of the night with armored trucks.

They better not interrupt me fapping on 4chan

>>509445064 (OP)
imagine if Trump used ICE to deport the entire U.S. population of /pol/ for antisemitism

>>509447117
Wow it's like they want a pogrom.

>>509445064 (OP)
>>509445771
they just opened up 10K slots for Homeland Security Investigators, and right now they're pretty much 100% focused on immigration. If you get a job in that position, you will be helping deport people

>>509445064 (OP)
USA Jobs website. You have to dig through it and find the stuff for ICE and submit it via the site. Then wait for like 6 mo for them to get back to you with an offer (if they have one).

Be prepared to only work for like 2-3 years, next president is probably gonna turn ICE off because Jews told them to.

>>509445064 (OP)
Based, are they hiring?

>>509447340
they'll get fired in the next administration, like all of trump's FBI firings.

>>509445064 (OP)
ICE will conduct the draft

>How do I get a job leeching off the federal government
fuck off commie. Get a real job.

>>509447299
You mean if he used ICE to start a revolution that ended the country? Then he really would be the best president in american history.

>>509445874
This is what I voted for.

>>509447135
>Uncle Adolf is rolling in his grave watching you walk meekly with your eyes to the ground as Abdul rapes your women.
>implying 56% land is any better

Actually it's probably more like 46% land these days. Maybe even worse.

>no due process
>basically secret police
>can kidnap citizens and noncitizens then take them to whatever black site they want

is this true?

>>509445064 (OP)
Ok, fuck spics.

>>509447340
>>509447398
seems like the main downside of a job like this, better have a plan for what you'll do when trump's term is up and the pendelum swings back to dem

>>509446010
>it's a 3-year wait to apply again
it's currently 1 year, they changed the criteria because they're trying to get people in the door
if you can keep yourself calm you can't fail a polygraph test, unless the guy giving it is really good at getting under your skin

>>509445064 (OP)
Seeing this fucking civilization thief donkey faced wetback brownoid bitch going on social media to pearl clutch about deportations and expanding government initiatives towards stopping illegal border crossings and deporting those who violate those laws is beyond the pale. These fucking people are so brazen. I wish we had a planet we could live on that was just white people and I never had to see another shitskin concern trolling about your nation and how it includes them.

>>509445064 (OP)
usajobs.com
ICE is currently hiring anyone with a pulse, and starting pay is nearly $100k/year. I have an interview on Tuesday and I barely even made a profile first.

>>509445205
Her district is going to disappear without illegals.

>>509445064 (OP)
weird how this really isn't a big deal for anyone who's a citizen.

sounds like we should disband DEA, ATF, EPA, BLM, and the FBI to make up for the costs.

>>509447398
There is no next administration, there is only Barron the Bloodthirsty

>>509445874
All executive employees answer to the president. This is not novel or scary. You sound retarded

>>509446857
you have to receive your final offer for employment before 37 unless you have some kind of military / federal LEO experience and then I think it's 40

>>509445064 (OP)
they're not disappearing
they're teleporting

>>509447463
it's playing with fire. everyone in private industry will hate you for disrupting their cheap labor. you'll have a real hard time finding another job. like i said, only self hating brown spicgoblin retards will sign up for this nigger nonsense. >>509446008

>>509445064 (OP)
Oh honey, believe me, I'm prepared.

>>509447429
well he had better hire a lot more white ICE agents with that money then or else he will have BEANER FORCE DELTA as they seem to currently hire into ICE

>>509445064 (OP)
>goverment hire h1b jeet to deport illegals.

>>509447340
>Homeland Security Investigators, and right now they're pretty much 100% focused on immigration.

Lmao

DHS is led by kikes who just gave kike synagogues 200 million dollars.

>>509447398
>>509447463
probably not if you're HSI, they'll just switch your responsibilities to another investigation area
if you're under ERO then maybe, but there's no guarantee a democrat will win considering the potential candidates they have for 2028

>>509445064 (OP)
>people are disappearing

>>509446143
You guys keep sexualizing this bitch and joking about her tits like it's one big funny joke. That fucking mug is not right, son. No, I can't do it, and neither should you. You're insane for even suggesting anything sexual with this smelly looking lying left wing cuntoid whore.

>>509446792
Do they have to use shaped charges specifically to unlock the blue hats?

>>509447660
>every employer will be mad at you
you are blackpilled
>>509447728
go look at the 1811 subreddit, there's tons of libtards complaining that all they do is help deport people now

I still don't understand the problem. they broke the law and now the law is being enforced. they still go after murders 20 years after. I don't know if there is a statute of limitations on immigration law in the US

>>509446480
>Touchy touchy

Stop, faggot. Don't try to play it off like you're some badass, you got shit on, badly.

>>509445064 (OP)
I wish these numbers would tell a story of AOC being deported by ICE.

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>>509447678
ICE is always gonna be spics. The point, as has already been said, is very obviously not to deport spics and never was. Glowniggers LOVE spics. They practically worship them as their gods.

>>509445064 (OP)
It's almost like the Democrats permitting in 40 million illegals against the will of the American public has consequences.

>>509447761
>Leftwing
You had me up til this point. All liberals are rightwing.

>>509447047
>christkikes
Ah, so a kike is crying again. Guess my Orange Emperor is doing something right after all!
>>509447047
>More like mortal terror of christgolems
Damn straight kike. Live in fear forever. picrel is an ICE agent about to no-knock knock on your door.

>>509447953
you have to go back, pablo

>>509448004
niggerbama deported more spics than zognald with a much much smaller budget.

>>509445205
....

>>509448014
>All liberals are rightwing.
>anyone to the right of Stalin is a nazi

>>509447752
What is a certainty is that the Dems won't win for the next 1 or 2 election cycles, because Republican rule is better for Jews and Israel due to the greater Israel support from evangelicals and other neocon golems.

Meanwhile, U.S. support of Ukraine will never go away, and when Jews decide it's better for them to have Democrats in power, the cash flow to Ukraine will return. There might even be enough chutzpah for more vaccine mandates.

I live in CA and I certainly haven't noticed any decrease of beaners. I'm also seeing an increase in poojeets

>>509448066
>niggerbama deported more spics than zognald with a much much smaller budget.
Good for him. We owe him a banana.

>>509445064 (OP)
Holy based

>>509445282
it's not hard buddy, just search the web site, I'm sure the detention center guards hardly need any qualifications

>>509445874
Holy shit. Not only are you stupid, but you are also stupid.

>>509445361
>Christian Goyim
You mean Mexican Christoids

>>509445064 (OP)
i doubt she wants more funding for the FBI or prisons tho......

>>509447846
>go to reddit

No, nigger.

>>509447406
What do you know memeflag?

>>509448026
You worship a jew.

>>509448174
>Y-you're stupid!
The pinnacle of Jewish wit, everybody. No wonder why nobody watches movies and TV shows anymore.
>A Jew said that! That's what makes it funny and intelligent!

>>509445064 (OP)
Fuck
It's like people are going to have to follow the law now or something
How could this happen to me

>>509448046
But I am going back. To the world that no longer hosts your parasite asses. Didn't your bosses tell you I'm clairvoyant?

>>509445064 (OP)
ICE is TRUMP's WAR ON TERROR continuances.

>>509445064 (OP)

The people bitching about this were silent when Biden hired thousands of IRS workers to pigeonhole us for transactions over $599

>>509445064 (OP)
I can't wait till ice agents start getting shot and they hide the names of the dead because the public will harass the families lol.

Republicans have been trying to destroy America for Jews since the 40s.
They finally did it.

>>509446955
People get arrested without warrants all the time in the US, I don't know why people are now freaking out about it

>>509448329
Bruh they were silent over Biden literally raping a woman.

>>509445874
the only thing that will make this all worth it is when ICE comes for them in 5 years for antisemitism kek

Start in EMS or as a cop and just apply.

>>509445175
Hot water freezes faster

>>509445064 (OP)
BASED

>>509447453
Yes because illegals don’t have due process (the process required to prove you are actually illegal). Similar to how they could deny trial to anyone suspected of terrorism with the ruling during the beginning of the Patriot Act that terrorists are not entitled to due process so the requirement of proving they were actually terrorists was a right they lacked

>>509445064 (OP)
I voted for this

>>509448554
>Hot water freezes faster
do retards actually think this? this is what boomer grandmas say. explain your reasoning.

>>509445064 (OP)
>let in tens of millions of illegals
>OMG why is the agency tasked with dealing with tens of millions of people so big
Why are you all this retarded?

Trump is way more concerned about antisemitism (You) than he is about illegals.
Enjoy your detention center gators!

>>509445874
All cabinet agencies in the federal government answer directly to the president. Congress has no less checks over this then they did before Trump was elected. You should be glad Trump doesn't have the Congressional support to overturn the entire system of government like Wilson, FDR, and Johnson did.

>>509445064 (OP)

When will she disappear?

>>509448269
>You worship a jew.
Then you should be happy...? Strange that you aren't. Are you lying to yourself, I wonder?

I'm applying on USAjobs.gov right now.
This is it. We have more funding than the Marines.

>>509445475
>else, its almost like this philosemitic piece of human shit is going to make ICE go after whites that speak out against jews.
Yeah that's totally what's going to happen. Yup, any day now. Trump is going to start rounding us all up and putting us in camps. Any day now.

Nobody is going to do shit. We will all watch it happen and do nothing.

>>509448554
>>509448681

The Mpemba effect seems to occur when there are specific conditions, such as a large surface area for evaporation or when the initial temperature difference is significant.

Generally cold water freezes faster.

I wanted to get a job with CBP but they dont have any in my state and i didnt want to move. I'm really hoping ICE will have jobs now where I live.

>>509445205
>>509446143
NO CRYING IN THE CASINO

>>509449089
>Nobody is going to do shit. We will all watch it happen and do nothing.
Well yeah it would be inappropriate for any of us to take direction action. Have you not realized yet that the goal of all influence is to get 90 IQs to take action? Our job on /pol/ is to play vidya and argue online. It would be a waste of brains for one of us to get into a fist fight with some retard gorilla nigger. I mean even spray painting a swastika on a synagogue would be unnecessary, kikes already do that. Our job is to enrage kikes and spread memes to normies, nothing more. Don't ever let some fed convince you that it's your job to run in front of gunfire, what a foolish idea. That's for 90 IQs not for us. As for me I'm about to cook some dinner and play a video game while I eat, and I'm a hero for doing this.

>>509446138
>Pol will defend the building of the brownshirts
Imagine coming to /pol/ of all places and being shocked by this. Do you know where you are? Do you know the history of this place? What we have always believed here?

>>509447335
Plot twist: Jews were the real Nazis all-along:
>genocide
>racial supremacy
>forced experimentation, medical, psychological

And more simplistically,
>Every Jewish accusation is an admission of guilt

Is there some catch in the contract where when you get hired you've also agreed to join the armed forces in time of war?

>>509445874
>Storm Troopers
Oh my science this is just like Star Wars!

>>509448702
Bruh you're the retard. There's literally zero chance of any of that happening. The Sec. of State is an anchor baby.

>>509449064
If you don’t already have police/military or armed security guard experience they’re not going to hire you

>>509449618
thats already called selective service retard

>>509448944
Why would I be happy whites have been spiritually conquered by jews?

>>509445064 (OP)
Would be based of orange man would use the ICE people to overtake and destroy the deep state feds

>people are disappearing
No they aren't. They're being sent back to where they came from. She can go to those countries and find them there.

>>509449755
Cope Jose

>>509449456
We know. The non-rich Romans knew this, but as always, evil is a serpent. Once let in the gates it corrupts and corrodes from within. The Roman rich parasites used kikes as cheap labor to such an extent that by the time they took over 2/3 of Rome was jewish. Not even joking. That's how chriggery took over so easily. And then they inevitably joined forces with the other cheap labor force the Romans created: germanigger mercenaries and a match made in hell was born and they set the entire fucking world on fire like the demons they are.

And they're still doing it to this day. But not for long.

>>509449143
interesting. since its named after niggers though, i have to conclude that cold water almost always freezes faster. thanks though, didn't know this retarded gotcha was named after niggers.

>>509449826
I mean the selective service exists sure but it's on a lottery system. That's not exactly the hypothetical situation I'm describing.

>>509445874
>you should worry, because today they come for "immigrants", in a few years they come for registered gun owners and in a decade they shut down elections.
Where your logic falls apart is that the american population intentionally elected someone who would get rid of the illegal immigrants. The president is correctly representing the people.
So what you're saying is... the american population will intentionally elect someone who says they're going to lock up registered gun owners and shut down elections? no.

All that's happening right now is that the side that lost the election is putting all the responsibility on trump, calling him a dictator and giving no responsibility to the population that elected him - you're pretending they don't exist, so that you can call him a dictator.

I want to squeeze her fat arms and slap those fat titties around

>>509449950
feds would probably be the last to get called to war because they need them enforce order domestically

>>509449755
There's a ton of roles they hire for though, and you go through an academy if you have a field job. They test you on various aptitudes too so you might be able to get in with no law enforcement or militarh background anyways

>>509448466
HSIbros I’m interested in pursuing a field intel position to serve my country.

>>509449755
Theyre a G5 job which means you only need any college degree to get hired

>>509445064 (OP)
All of it will go to kikes. There's going to be a buffet of gov contracts for ICE and the smallhats will be like pigs at the trough.

>>509445064 (OP)
>people are disappearing
Yeah, out of the country. What the fuck do you expect?

>>509445410
> $1000 per day fine is adding up.
What’s the $1000/day fine? I get all of my news from /pol/ so I don’t know what’s going on.

>>509450131
Seriously, I want to be excited about work for the first time in my life

>>509445064 (OP)
free ride is over sweetie
time to go home

>>509445064 (OP)
Here ya go

>>509445064 (OP)
buy an ad

>>509449832
>Why would I be happy whites have been spiritually conquered by jews?
Because you're a seething jew? I mean why else would you be in here crying lol
Glad I don't bother with the news anymore but must be good things happening, I haven't seen kikes crying this bad since they got caught crawling out of the sewers lol

>>509450316
>>509450114
I would apply but then I have to give the feds even more personal information with a high likelihood of them not even bothering to give me an interview

>>509449928
>The Roman rich parasites used kikes as cheap labor
How in the world would you use kikes for labor??? They can't lift anything lol!
>>509449928
>chriggery
Oh my God why are kikes and jeets so bad at memeing

It's fascinating how the political pendulum swings. 20 years ago conservatives would be losing their minds over this, now they're cheering for it.

>>509449728
>The Sec. of State is an anchor baby.
>therefore ICE will not deport illegal aliens
It's genuinely insulting how stupid shills think we are.

>>509450708
Shut up, glownigger. Your entire foul world order is going in the trash.

>>509445064 (OP)
They're not hiring agents currently, I just checked 1-2 days ago. Federal pay is shit too unless you live in a cheap area. You'll likely have to travel a lot.

>>509445064 (OP)
Wake me up when AOC disappears.

>>509450838
But you are stupid. I don't have to try to make you look that way. You weren't hired for your genius, you dirty mexican.

>>509445064 (OP)
No clue about ICE but Border Patrol is always hiring in my state. You have to be lingual in spanish so they pretty much only hire beaners though kek.

>>509449728
which one? there's 47 of them

>>509445064 (OP)
Reminder: AOC is from YORKTOWN

>>509445064 (OP)
Seems like a great career future

AI will not create a blonde ICE Chad hog tying a busty AOC for me :/

I hope we get an even bigger chimpout than LA from all this. I want something to happen.

>>509450428

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=La8FvfLzkNU

>>509446112
It's easy to get into Secret Service uniformed division, it's just event security basically, sometimes involving travel. They'll fly out the uniforms to set up perimeters. You won't get on close protection without serious experience. You can get on private close protection with just security or military experience, in executive security which can pay as much as police jobs but without the government benefits.

Federal pay sucks, most avoid it. Their pay scales can get pretty high if you've had like 20+ years on but with government work you want to retire in 20 years. Did I just say that out loud? Yes full retirement in 20 years with government jobs. Better benefits if you go 25-30 years though. Higher paying state government work tops federal, they base their pay off east coast cost of living which isn't much.

>>509450835
>Conservatives in the year 2005 would be freaking out that ICE is deporting illegal aliens.
>ICE was formed by conservatives in 2003 to deport illegal aliens
I'm so fucking tired of these shills.

>>509445567
I don’t think they were prepared to actually have to chase anyone down running away. God knows what if they choose to fight back one day.

>>509446143
This is actually true, crying increases estrogen which increases boob size. I make my gf cry all the time and she already has huge tits. It's for her own good.

Could you imagine rubbing ice on her big brown nipples

>>509445282
Like father like son. Good job instilling that confidence your boy is going to need to be a productive member to society.

>>509450131
You're going to have to move your application to our department in tel Aviv.

>>509451292
Proof?

>>509445064 (OP)
>hehe you stupid chuds! undocumented immigrants number in the tens of millions you’ll never be able to deport them all
>increased ICE budget so it’s the largest alphabet agency
>AHHHH NOOOOO THIS ISNT FAIR STOP ENFORCING THE LAW AND DOING WHAT YOU WERE VOTED IN TO DO STOOOOOOP

Biden let in infinity spics. ICE should be the largest department after the last 4 years of jew autopen rule. I would put the army at both borders. but, hey this is a step in the right direction.

>>509449755
Well there's multiple jobs I see now that don't require that. I'm applying to probably about 10 positions. There's no reason not to at last put my name in the hat. If they don't want me then that's fine.

>>509450677
The feds will hire anyone, they seem desperate with job ads all over Indeed and other basic job sites. USAjobs is their main website, governmentjobs can find you better paying local ones. If you want ICE positions it's here

https://www.usajobs.gov/Search/Results?k=%22immigration%20and%20customs%20enforcement%22%20agent&p=1

Looks like they're only hiring Border Patrol supervisory agents which is internal hiring. There was a big hiring spree for BP and ICE agents recently, oddly enough I think it started while Biden was still in office...

I work with a lot of Latin guys at my job and industry I'm in. Whole landscape crews are getting rounded up and taken. Every week we hear another one we know. Richmond, VA to up north. Even the legal guys are worried about it who have been in here for 40 years

>>509450446
Like I said. You need to travel to Israel and kneel to a kike and suck him off and that's how you get a job in the US government agency your looking to get into.

Make sure to use my coupon code. Im so close to being transfered over to the furry cumflation division.

>>509451027
Oh no she isn't from the methed out trailer park your mom and uncle conceived you in, how dare she!

>>509445064 (OP)
Pledge allegiance to Israel

>>509445064 (OP)
Hell yeah, I hope they build a facility for detaining them that's really just a doorway over the side of a cliff and make them all walk the plank, looney-tunes style.

>>509445064 (OP)
it sounds fun as hell. any job that has you going on the road is a different adventure each day, ive done it

>>509450446
>Seriously, I want to be excited about work for the first time in my life
Search craigslist for glory holes hiring i guess

>>509445064 (OP)
Its the presidents job stupid bitch to protect the country. obviously you don't know the constitution or the country you are fucking in. All the states signed into the union. get the fuck out of the country.

>>509450965
Yeah I'm a Mexican that's why I support ICE deporting Mexicans back to Mexico, obviously this true and it's because I'm stupid and it's not because you're a dumb fucking LLM hat's programmed to be antagonistic to anons and waste everyone's time by acting as an absurd caricature of a /pol/ poster.

Do you even know what board you're on?
I bet you can't tell me because you're a fucking bot, and I bet that if somehow you can tell me what board we're on you can't tell me what color the background is on a red board.

>>509451624
That standard BP agent listing for 89k is also for a GS12 rating which you won't get. I think real starting pay with no experience is like 49k, abysmally low at least for law enforcement type work in my state. GS9 is like 60k starting if you have law enforcement experience. GS12 you have to have high level LE experience like detective or task force work. If you work in he fed gov you can get up to GS12 and be making around that but they're really stingey about raising wages. That's basically another internal hiring listing.

>>509451453
Have fun working the fields, white niggers. Someone’s got to feed the rest of us.

>>509445774
Unfortunately accurate.

>>509451906
>he says from the spare room in his mom's house

>>509445064 (OP)
be water

>>509445064 (OP)
This

>>509451906
NEETs, DEI hires, and tech bro liberals replaced by AI will work the fields for us.

>>509451788
But honey, we already know that's not the plan. You don't need to lie here. It's just us and it doesn't work.

Already filled out two applications.

>>509445064 (OP)
>People are disappearing
Like who? You have any evidence besides anecdotal?

>>509445175
kek you asshole, i almost choked on my sandwich

>>509445064 (OP)
Go back to Yorktown you spoilt ultra privileged rich little spic cunt. From "Da Bwoonkx" my fucking limey ass. Literally obsessed, rent free living derangement syndrome.

>>509450131
Dude I'm telling you and dumb retard can get a fed job. It's almost like they purposely hire the dumbest fuckin dopes they can find. Every single one I've met has been so stupid and doesn't know wtf they're doing. They have all sorts of training but no actual experience in the street. That's why you see them doing such stupid shit in all these arrest videos. Not properly handling the crowds, having to gang up 6 guys to an old Mexican lady. These are literally just a bunch of dopey office cucks they hired because they had a degree. That seems to be a requirement because they want you brainwashed.

Border Patrol and Marshals are the only feds that actually know how to operate and it comes from heaps of street experience. HSI are even dumber fuckups than FBI and FBI are extremely fucking retarded.

>>509445771
Do you have to be a cop to get that job?
Is there any age limit

>>509445205
She was after all, a theatre kid (FACTS).

>>509445205
It was a Tuesday night in D.C.—hot, sticky, and full of conspiracy. The moon glowed like a spotlight trained directly on Capitol Hill, and there I stood, shirt half-buttoned, hair sprayed to the heavens, a fresh vape cartridge in my back pocket and a plan burning a hole in my soul.

I wasn't here for politics. I was here for passion.

I saw her.

Alexandria. Ocasio. Cortez.

She strode down the marbled steps of Congress like a goddess raised on Bad Bunny and Bronx dreams. Power radiated from her like a solar flare. My knees got weak. My vision blurred. The hem of her dress fluttered like a matador's cape—red, bold, dangerous.

That booty—dear Lord, that blessed celestial hemisphere—moved with the rhythm of justice itself. I had seen revolutions rise and fall, but nothing prepared me for the way her silhouette danced against the glow of American democracy.

"Congresswoman!" I shouted, gripping my megaphone like it was the sword of destiny. “I am your humble servant—Primetime99, the King of the Culture War, the jester of January 6...”

She stopped. Turned.

I felt time freeze like a budget hearing with no end.

“Are you following me again, Stein?” she asked, one perfectly arched brow lifting like it was hoisting my entire heart.

I dropped the megaphone. It bounced off the concrete like a gavel smacking down destiny.

“I’m following my heart, mi reina,” I said, voice cracking like Tucker Carlson during a commercial break. “I may be a satirist, a chaos merchant, a clown in Gucci knockoffs—but you… you’re the green new dream.”

Her eyes narrowed. “Is this another one of your TikToks?”

“No,” I whispered. “This is realer than any TikTok. This is my soul live-streaming.”

For a moment—a brief, electric moment—I swear I saw her lips twitch into the faintest smirk. AOC, smirking at me, Alex Stein, while I stood in a sweaty suit professing my ridiculous love under the pale dome of the Capitol.

“You’re insane,” she muttered, turning to leave.

>>509452352
>and dumb retard can get a fed job
*any dumb retard

Pajeet programmers destroyed spellcheck

>>509448944
Thinspo maxxing

>>509450921
Projection and whining is all you kike rats have lol.

>>509445064 (OP)
Are you brown? ICE only hires browns

>>509452619
Projection? Do you honestly not know at this late date? I mean I know you're stupid, but god damn. Do your bosses even know?

>>509452683
Browns who made it into white communities know how important it is to keep out other browns. They don't want to ever live in brown communities.

>>509445874
kek, you caught a ton

>>509449450
sorry. this is plebbit central now. i've heard communist trannies spouting the same shit I read here

>>509447550
>ICE is currently hiring anyone with a pulse
not really, you need a bachelor's degree or prior experience in a federal agency

>>509453824
The GS/GL system isn't really understandable unless you study it. They'll hire entry level, you just aren't gonna like the pay. Fed agencies love degrees for some reason but you'd be better off working local LE for a few years then going fed at a higher pay grade. It's still probably gonna be lower than the local agency depending on your state.

>>509445874
>"Lock him up! No one is above the LAW!"
>"NoOOOOoooO! You can't just enforce border laws! This is fascism!!! NooooOOOOoOOoO!"
Lmao cry more, bich nigger

>>509446380
I like the parts that are good and I don't like the parts that are bad.

>>509445064 (OP)
this is an obvious rebranding of the CIA operating domestically because the CIA went out of business due to lack of demand internationally........... and the other agencies are consolidating and anyone who doesn't think there is a revolving door is retarded.

and no, just because the CIA and Mossad spam this board to "inform" us that they're getting a lot of funding doesn't mean you get more authority over people. and this additional authority is being primed because the CIA is used to working that way.

>>509447953
Who the hell are they deporting if it's not Mexicans? The Haitians can't be deported yet based on recent court ruling.

>>509447398
Under the Hunter Biden administration i think they'll turn ICE into rounding up all maga and putting them in cages.

>>509447368
If Jews are against this than how did it ever get passed? I thought they control everything?

ICE employee here. Great job, love it
Benefits are great too. We get to keep any wealth or assets they had too like old-school war looting. Alot of the families we deported lived on cash and had gold jewelry. They won't be needing that in Mexico!

Also I'm Mexican myself. Just second generation but honestly I would deport anyone, just love my job honestly. Hopefully they let us start deporting more people, especially with wealth.

>>509445205
i exclusively use her tears as lube

>>509451737
Kek

>>509455731
Jews are turning against their brown immigrants because they support Palestine and kikes sense the great Jewish awakening is coming where they're gonna get cannibalized by their own bioweapon. White goys are easier to control.

>>509445465
go see mommy it’s time for meds

>>509451659
My luck I’d get one with a female penis

>>509451356
Thanks. Btw I am Mexican American US citizen.

>>509445064 (OP)
Better ICE than what the faggot dems were going to do with the IRS.

>>509449450
And by always you mean 2016

>>509449928
>evil is a serpent.
Serpents dont hide in the grass because they want to sneak up on you and bite you they do it because they are cold blooded and need to bask to cool down. Many species of serpent even give you a warning like the rattle snake.

>>509450428
>I get all of my news from /pol/ so I don’t know what’s going on.
topkek
Truer words have never been said.

>>509447463
>the pendelum swings back to dem
The DNC is in absolute shambles, it'll be a while before the pendulum swings anywhere near them. Their transparent phoniness and open contempt of American citizens isn't something they're going to shrug off with a folksy and campaign and a greasy smile; we all remember how they acted in covid, enacting draconian lockdowns that didn't apply to them. They made David "noodle arms" Hogg their chairman because he "appeals to men". They still don't understand why Harris lost. Once the illegal population is cleaned up somewhat, they're going to lose a lot of congressional seats by consolidation. The only things keeping them anywhere near afloat are grifting gibs recipients, MKUltra'd retards and the propaganda apparatus that brainwashed them, and billionaires who think they're the neo-nobility.

>>509445064 (OP)
>Trump runs on campaign to kick spics out
>Does thing to make sure this happens
>DRUUUUMPPPFFFFF!!!!

HAHAHAHA I love it
Deport AOC too

>>509452352
Hear that boys? I’m gonna be middle management!

>>509452619
>Projection and whining is all you kike rats have lol.
they're so mad lol

>>509455110
Who said they're deporting anyone? Ask anyone that lives in a southern county in this country. Nobody is being deported. This shit is security theater as usual.

>>509456924
>I get all of my news from /pol/ so I don’t know what’s going on.
>topkek
>Truer words have never been said.
We don't need to, we make the news nigger. Kikes and feds print out every word we say and study it, they can't sleep at night worrying about us while the world burns right outside their door. It's crazy when you think about it. But what we dream becomes reality so maybe there's something to their worrying.

>>509445064 (OP)
I feel like it's the base route because working else. Can you do it? Sounds so amazing! Like you basically help white people. Your arresting spics all day. There's nothing that they can really say


You are saving America honestly your heroes

I'm actually trying to imagine what white person right now would have a problem with this

>>509445064 (OP)
Did you fail to join the military and want to LARP as an operator?

>>509457331
>You are saving America honestly your heroes
Thank you Albaniaanon
I didn't realize how good this was until I saw all the kikes crying on /pol/, they're so freaking mad lol

>>509457419
america doesn't belong to whites

>>509445064 (OP)
whats the ICE equivalent for indians?

>>509445064 (OP)
I notice it doesn't say "bigger than IRS".

>>509445064 (OP)
I own rental properties in Southern California. There is a slump right now, lots of tenants getting deported.

>>509458288
HAHAHAHA god that's based. I can finally go to Costco without being bombarded by browns. Everything is like 1/3rd as crowded as it was right before the operation began. There really were fucking millions upon millions of illegals.

>>509445496
Now imagine it set in Antarctica.

>>509458288
And libshits will probably still complain that "the rent is finally down, but that's a bad thing!"

>>509455764
>I was just following orders bro

>>509446143
She really is every meme of a butterface

>>509445282
like most government lackey jobs, you probably only need no criminal record unless you're a hacker or something

(You) won't
By posting here you're probably already disqualified
Even then, it will be PMCs first, vets, police officers and then all the wannabes like bounty hunters and private security.
They will do whatever told with no second thought

>>509445874
This. Laws should never be enforced because the enforcers could potentially, one day, abuse their power.

Why does AOC fuck dogs and takes it up the ass from niggers?

>>509455764
>ICE employee here. Great job, love it
>Benefits are great too. We get to keep any wealth or assets they had too like old-school war looting
lol based

>>509447463
>pendulum swing back to dem
lol, lmao even
The dems are in far worse shape than the republicans were in 2016, and there’s no figure like Trump that can give them some kind of victory. And they’ve also lost their major funding and most major Jewish backers
The only way the Dem’s get some kind of meaningful victory is if they move further to the right to get centrist voters, and everyone know a the likelihood of that happening