Thread 509473426

3 years of weird deaths, the last one happening yesterday

https://www.ksml.fi/uutissuomalainen/8658570

CEO of Transneft, which is a company that transfer Russian oil through pipes all over the world where this is possible, died in a freak accident.

"He lives in a skyscraper, he came out of a shower, tumbled onto a piece of solid soap (as opposed to liquid soap) and went flying in a direct line that lead him out from an opened balcony door and eventough he hit the 80cm tall balcony steel bars, they werent enough to stop him from flipping over so he starts the fall towards asphalt on the ground and splattered there"

He is now the twelfth oligarch who died within 3 years. Some earlier ones:
Ravil Magnetogorsk - tumbles on soap and drops down
Mihail Rogatsov - tumbles on soap and drops down
(why they always keep the balcony door open is anyones guess)

The weirdest thing was the death of Alexander Subotnik, he went to meet a Siberian shaman who administrated russotoads poison upon him to cure him but he got too much of the poison and died.

>>509473426 (OP)
Theres been around 100 heads of state killed between 1900 and today, and also theres been around 1000 heads of state overall, over that time period.
Being a head of state has around a 10% death rate, more or less. For the USA its been 4 dead presidents in over 47 presidencies.

>>509473535
fact: 0 presidents killed in Finland
and just one in Sweden

>>509473426 (OP)
Was his name Epsteinov

>>509473426 (OP)
Its just rats killing each other for more shares. Modern Russia is just criminal enterprise.

>>509473535
what a weird stat to keep track of....

>>509474064
Its not weird. I just realized that elite peoples die at higher rates than common people. Because they have too many enemies.
People act like nothing ever happens, no one ever gets at the powerful, when they are the ones that get hit the most.
A 10% death rate is much higher than anything faced by common citizens in the worst places on earth, with the exception of Gaza

>>509473426 (OP)
They were all jewish who cares

>>509474183
common folk die on the street on a random muslim stabbing because they cant afford a car and must walk

>>509474441
>common folk die on the street on a random muslim stabbing
Not with a 10% rate, you think muslims have stabbed 40 million europeans?

>>509473426 (OP)
if i was a russian oligarch, there is no way that i'd ever leave the ground floor.

>>509473426 (OP)
I don't care. Give moar and name of this goddess

>>509473426 (OP)
I don't even care about sex anymore.
If I could get away with anything I wouldn't even rape this whore I would just beat her to death and it still wouldn't be enough to satisfy me.

>>509473535
>>509474183
t.mossad hitman complaining that he's overworked.

>>509474183
pretty sure everyone has a 100% death rate

>>509474183
Yeah being part of the Elite has it's perks: you get to fuck children all day long.
The negatives are you might get killed because of your position in society.

>>509474734
taylor lesinski
nvm

>>509473426 (OP)
The weirdest thing was the death of Alexander Subotnik, he went to meet a Siberian shaman who administrated russotoads poison upon him to cure him but he got too much of the poison and died.

"Well done 47"

>>509473426 (OP)
The fun starts when cops lift the toilet seat and find his shoes in the toilet.
Iykyk

>>509473426 (OP)
Not weird at all, this is basic russian politics, if you aren't loyal enough to the boss or steal too much you get whacked, oligarchs dying in shady circumstances is as russian as bad driving manners

>>509474786
You are such a weak pathetic incel faggot. Psychology of a born loser.
Do the world a favor and kill yourself. No one will miss you.

>imagine being russian with more than $100k income and still leaving the ground floor while Putin breaths
Asking for it

>>509475096

You think the average Russia is allowed to own $100k in wealth or income? No, only Putin and his buddied are allowed.

Infact, if you're a normal person with that sort of wealth and for any reason go to Russia, they're going to figure out a way of imprisoning you and taking it. It's happened plenty of times.

They say Russia is a mafia state for a reason.

>>509473535
He says this, and yet many Iranian officials supposedly "ELIMINATED" were walking around on the street in broad daylight last week.
Oct. 7, Iran's Operation True Promise, and the daily 'difficult security situations' in Gaza have all exposed you as just another 3rd world shithole that talks a big game. You're not agents of shadows and death, you're just a bunch of cowardly niggers.
Oct. 7 was morally and legally justified. There were no rapes or beheaded babies, just like there were no gas chambers and no Holocaust.
Fag.

>>509473654
Weak and pathetic serfs

>>509473426 (OP)
Loooooooolll!!!! wtf man, haha! That sounds like a scene in a mel brooks movie! Was the shower right next to the balcony, or what??

>>509475353
What a low IQ statement. No, there's been no Finnish presidents killed because until the very most recent globalist ones, all the ones before were Finnish nationalists and loved by the people for it. Why would anyone kill someone on their side?
Finns did kill foreigners that tried to rule over Finns. A Finnish nationalist shot the Russian governor-general in the head in 1904 which set in motion the growth of an independence faction that started the civil war to free Finland.

>>509473426 (OP)
just a coincidence comrade

>>509474064
Counter-assassins are pumped full of research, their training sucks because it's basically block the bullets with your own body and die, and they have no experience because obviously it rarely happens. This guy is spouting research like some close protection guys I've worked with. Flag is sus too, probably Mossad.

>>509473426 (OP)
Putin's a monster and a crypto communist that hates successful people.

>>509474183
>elite peoples die at higher rates than common people.
The famous Jewish high IQ.

>>509473535

curious post

>>509473426 (OP)
You got a list of other country's dead oligarchs for the past 3 years? Or does russia just live rent free in your head

Reminder that OP is a somali virgin NEET. He was outed here: >>509167597

He doesn't understand Finnish, that is why he makes 10 of these threads a day where he makes shit up. Call him "Finbro" to get him seething.

desu that jew soap is slippery as fuck

>>509473426 (OP)
Son of boss of Rosneft was snuffed for some reason. It was so weird.

>>509473426 (OP)
Huh. So Russia has their very own version of the Clinton Kill List?

>>509474802
I mean, for one of the few Israeli that works at a hard job and shows results, doesn't he get to complain?

>>509476803
>he was outed here

link doesnt work you micropenised imbecil

>>509476803
Kinda like how you larp as Swiss and use google translate to pretend you know German?

>>509477134
Looks like it freshly expired. You know the thread of course Ahmed, because you were shitting your pants when actual Finns there were telling how you obviously don't know any Finnish. The Aussie shitposter outed you:

https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/finbro/country/AU/

>>509473426 (OP)
Neuron status: Activated

>>509473426 (OP)
>80cm tall balcony steel bars
never underestimate the jetfuel

>>509473426 (OP)
these niggas need to stop using soap

>>509473426 (OP)
>a Siberian shaman who administrated russotoads poison upon him to cure him
based

>>509473426 (OP)
Why is the balcony so close to the bathroom

>>509480907
Moscow apartments are so expensive that even an oligarch can only afford a modest studio.
or
It was a Looney tunes freak accident wherein he slipped and slid 30 meters while making these sounds: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=te2klTPtILs

Both are perfectly valid explanations.

>>509480907
>Why is the balcony so close to the bathroom
he was probably doing this, but the stupid concierge didn't mop the floor well, you know, wet floor...

>>509473654
does this count?

>>509473535
They tried to make it 5 and failed, and they will fail again.

>>509473426 (OP)
>3 years of weird deaths
More. There were 70+ "suicides" since '22 but there were ca 40 from '14 to '17 and then more up until '22
>On 6 July 2022, CNN Portugal described the group as "millionaires with direct or indirect links to the Kremlin found dead in a mystery scenario since the beginning of the year".[5] It referred to a previous investigation by USA Today, which concluded that "38 Russian businessmen and oligarchs close to the Kremlin died in mysterious or suspicious circumstances between 2014 and 2017."[5] The phenomenon has been called "sudden Russian death syndrome" or "sudden oligarch death syndrome", a play on sudden arrhythmic death syndrome.[6][7] A number of them died by falling from heights, including possible defenestrations.[7]

>>509474578
Jews had the highest death rate in the holocaust, 30%. We should give more money to Israel and 2nd and 3rd generation of holocaust survivors. 4th gen coming soon

>>509477134
Works for me, retard

>>509474880
based

How does Putin get rid of people that live in mansions? Genuine question, it's always some guy going for a smoke near a window and falling down, do they drown in the bathtub or something else

>>509474926
based

>>509473426 (OP)
Some doordash exec and 5 other people just croaked because their boat capsized in a "freak storm"...on Lake Tahoe. That's like getting into a roll over collision in your grocery store parking lot.

>>509473426 (OP)
Thats either a roastie or a penis.. and i'm not having either.

>>509483694
Reminds me of the CIA director William Colby drowning in the Potomac in a kayak accident.

>>509473426 (OP)
On about day 10 of the SMO some deputy chief of logistics of the RuAF (a womyn) also had an unpleasant encounter with a 12th storey hotel balcony.
Seems like you should really be a patriotic team player when it comes to Russian armed conflicts.
The USA should institute similar policies - it might save a bit of cash.

>>509483350
>How does Putin get rid of people that live in mansions?
They break into the mansion when it's empty and then they hide until he comes back, hiding is easy bcs mansions are big

>>509483991
Or the safety inspector at NASA killing himself and his family by a train because he didn't care for safety while driving across the rails

It makes me scared and worried I will die

Good job, 47. Return to base and rest up for the next mission.

>>509483694
Blessed be the Lord.

>>509483991
>>509485020

>>509477032
Abomination hybrid.

>>509487544
Don't watch those perverted Jewish horrors they'll mess you up

>>509474926
aislop is getting pretty good