Thread 509503456

Happy Burger Day

>>509503456 (OP)
>>509503623
how does one eat that?

>>509504215
kek wtf is that?

>isreal flag
There is no freedom in America while the jewish knee is on our neck

>>509504309
Idk. It doesn't even come with fries or a coke. That would be weird.

>>509504342
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luther_Burger

>>509504309
usually they are swallowed whole.

>>509503556
The trick to white castle is to take off the greasy bottom bun and put two together.
Trust me.

>be american
>wake up at 4am to drive to work
>eat sugar pellet and UHT milk soup for breakfast
>chug a 32oz glass of High Fructose Corn syrup enriched Orange Drink
>doesn't contain enough orange to be called juice
>my pupils dilate as the glucose tears through my lymphatic system
>my hands start throbbing as cold sweats run down my back
>decide to hit up starbucks on the way to work to calm my nerves
>notice my coworker drinking a clear, non-carbonated beverage
>"Hey, what's that, the new crystal pepsi?"
>coworker tells me it's just water, it comes out of the faucet by the sink
>typical onions beta, drinking government feminising poison
>coworker mentions he's on a new diet where he's skipping breakfast
>take a big sip from my 48oz double shot caramel frappuccino with extra cream
>"You can't skip breakfast, its the most important meal of the day"

>>509504541
This man fucks

>>509504671
Sorry dummy
I only drink coffee water and beer

and Happy Fried Chicken day to all my African American frens

sorry for forgetting wishing you a happy burger day
happy burger day
>>509504537
impressive
>>509504481
maybe these are out of the picture

>>509504925
African Americans only drink Pepsi

>>509504984
>maybe these are out of the picture
God, I hope so. Thanks German bro.

>>509505000
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i thought they drink dat kool aid

>>509503456 (OP)
Thank God Im not American

>>509504309
Traditionally, appetizers or snacks like the one in the picture usually have a long, oversized toothpick driven through the center, and then you just eat around the toothpick.

>>509505067
To be fair, they prefer Grape Drank. But if only cola is available, they choose Pepesi. Because Pepsi is for niggers

>>509504671
kek, saved

>>509505181

He made you french. I think it's safe that he stopped caring about you a long time ago.

>>509504309
By anal dilatation

>>509505000
My apologies

>>509505000
lol blacks do love pepsi

>>509504671
>Be American
>Wake up
>Drink a 2L of Dr. Pepper to get rid of headache
>Feeling hungry
>UberEats some McDonalds
>2 Big Macs and a large fries for a light breakfast
>Watch the driver drop off the order
>Tip him $10
>Wait 20 minutes at the door with a gun in case he returns and gets mad at the tip
>He doesn’t come back, glad you don’t have to shoot him like the last guy
>Eat breakfast and put on WalMart vest
>Get in car
>Feel thirsty on the way to work
>Go to 7/11, grab a 64oz slurpee and bag of Flamin Hot Cheetos
>Wait in line
>Guy in front of you shoots the cashier
>Try to get the cashier’s attention to pay
>He doesn’t respond
>Drop a $20 on the counter ($10.99 plus $9.01 tip)
>Arrive at WalMart for work watching self checkout
>Walk past 84-year-old greeter who is lying on the floor
>Work part time 12-hour shift
>Go to clock out
>Manager comes over
>He draws his gun and starts yelling at you for clocking out 30 seconds too early
>Start doing Happy WalMart Dance™ to appease him
>He claps his hands with glee and puts his gun away
>Crisis averted
>Walk back to car
>Two people fighting over a shopping cart
>Both draw guns and start shooting
>Bullet ricochets and hits you
>Bleeding pretty badly
>Call Uber to go to hospital
>Get dropped off at hospital
>Tip driver $50
>Get treated for bullet wounds
>Only $243,647.88. Score! Only have to leave a $35,499.53 tip
>Leave hospital
>See Uber driver walking towards you
>Uh oh
>He yells at you about the tip
>Cop walking by shoots him
>You go to thank the cop
>Cop clears his throat and holds his hand out
>You reach for your wallet to tip him
>No money
>Cop’s face gets red, he starts yelling at you
>”SIR! DROP THE WEAPON! SIR! STOP SMOKING CRACK! SIR! YOU ARE INTOXICATED! SIR! STOP RESISTING! SIR!”
>”But I don’t—“ you start to say
>”SIR DROP THE WEAPON!”
>He shoots you
>Go back to hospital
>Look at your phone
>It’s from work
>Fired from WalMart for being 5 seconds late to work

>>509503456 (OP)
I would literally eat that I will not care about the deadly health risk.

>>509505054
no problem fren, i guess the "big gulp" takes away from the aesthetics of the the burger
>>509505184
i always wanted to try a "trayvon martin"
>>509505183
>appetizers or snacks
i laughed, bless you
so basically, you eat it like one would eat a kebab skewer without cutlery?
>>509505369
i now wonder how many homos "reverse digest" their food

>>509504629
Lol. Top reply

Say what you want about america but they have some amazing fast food chains. In and Out burgers are top tier.

>>509503456 (OP)
I'd eat the fuck outta that thing in one sitting, and order another for tomorrow's lunch. 10/10

>>509505591
American food is designed to be eaten on the go or in a car, which is why pizza, hot dogs, and burgers are eaten with no cutlery. Cutlery was a Jewish scheme designed to boost the plastic industry.

>>509503456 (OP)

That's going to be a hard fought shit after eating that gut wrencher

>>509506011
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i refuse to eat with plastic cutlery. only edelstahl or silver for me sir

>>509503456 (OP)
from the thumbnail I thought the bottom left had some lobster
>>509503685
and I thought the thread was about food and you were doing a funni

>>509503456 (OP)
I fucking love being American. Happy 4th of July /pol/!

MURICA!
FUCK YEAH!

>>509506282
>from the thumbnail I thought the bottom left had some lobster
i thought it was a mtf operation. i spend too much time here

>>509503456 (OP)
Every degenerate thing that has been created in the past 60+ years originated from the United States of America. Every. Fucking. Thing.

Thank you, USA, for bringing us:
Social media
Rap music
School shootings
Opioids
Televangelists
Fentanyl
Social justice warriors
Gay politicians filming each other having sex in government buildings
OnlyFans
Wokeness
Furries
Twerking
Trump sucking Jewish cock
College debt
Drag queen story hour
Christcuckery
Fast food
Celebrity worship
Outrageous healthcare costs
Body modifications and plastic surgery
Dating apps
Face tattoos
Gender pronouns
Bronies
Gun culture
Tipping culture
SSRIs
High fructose corn syrup

>>509503456 (OP)
Suffer a myocardial infarction and expire.

Only real niggers will remember that this video was the reason why Trump won in 2016.

free as in freedumb yuropoors

>>509506552
jesus christ lmao

>>509505493
Kinda tried too hard as I didn’t even read it

>>509506668
do you have a license for that video?

>>509507306
This is more unsettling than gore posting.
I actually feel nauseous.

>>509503456 (OP)
>>509503623
>when the food looks exactly like the person eating it

>>509507493
Are you sure you're a red-blooded freedom loving patriot? You best watch your back for alphabet people.

>>509507306
the nurgle burgle

>>509504240
What brand are your AK's?
PSA? WASR?

>>509507612
I am, we're not all fat.
I did just get done dragging kayaks out of storage and loading them on a trailer, it's pretty hot, and probably the real reason I felt a little off.

>>509504671
Kek, this is pretty good.

>>509505181
Worse, you’re French. Biggest pussies of the world.

>>509508739
That was the most ghetto tier shit he did so far.

>>509505312
>>509508556
It's okay we like to share, you are welcome to try human food whenever you come here.

>>509508588
Fuck Alaska I guess

>>509507493
>This is more unsettling than gore posting

Come on, it's not that bad. It's just excessive and tacky.

>>509506682
Your welcome

>>509509206
Claim your own piece of the sea then you can name it what ever you like. We can wait.

>>509504629
the same devils who have built and are using this thing on their own children will then call africans "savage"
unbelievable

>>509504541
The trick to White Castle is to not buy sliders. They have some other things that are decent - fish bites, eg.

>>509510454
holy mother of baby jesus
what a retarded design

>>509507306
wtf I hate burgers now.

>>509503456 (OP)
'MURICA

>>509510454
I agree with Pierre, madre de dios cross sign on chest. Are they leaving or picking up kids?

American freedom is essentially to my daily life. The Constitution gives me the freedom to practice Islam and preach it as well. In many countries, Shia Muslims are systematically persecuted by law, but not in the land of the free and the home of the brave.

>>509507306
>put cheese inside burger patty
>just to cut it open
Retarded.

>>509511831
Benjamin Franklin made a point specifically that Muslims should be allowed to practice Islam in the USA and preach it as well. My ancestors participated in the American Revolution after settling in the 13 Colonies. There is nowhere else I'd rather be born than the USA and in my beloved South.

>>509512020

I think we should have a revolution to free this country from tyranny just like the founding fathers in the American Revolution and restore it to good health.

Benjamin Franklin said that rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God, and I find examples of such acts in the Scripture such as Gideon. Our nation is being oppressed and neglected by zionists who trample on the Constitution, neglect the nation, and exploit us to genocide both Muslims and Christians in the Holy Land.

In our Koran, permission to fight to given is those who have been wronged. We call this Jihad, and Americans have every right to wage Jihad against the tyrannical government. We should work together, Christians and Muslims, to fight a revolutionary Jihad and win our nation back from tyrants.

>>509503456 (OP)
Would

>>509512554

Revolution against the zionist is justice for 9/11, which I believe is the darkest day in American history and led to the death of American Muslims as well.

My 1st Amendment rights to free speech are being denied by government censorship because I try to share this footage with you, the controlled demolition of World Trade Center 7.

The third tower was destroyed in a controlled demolition, and an American university in Alaska confirmed this as well through scientific research.

https://ine.uaf.edu/wtc7

It is a fact that this government had a hand in 9/11 and that the government is zionist. Revolution against the zionist government is justice for 9/11 for the American people.

I believe that American Patriots are brave people and can win a revolution against the tyrannical government. That this victory would be a very bright day to bring us closure for 9/11 and restore this nation.

>>509505000
When I worked fast food in the 90s, blacks almost always picked lemonade, with Sprite and Hi-C Fruit Punch as runner ups.

>>509503456 (OP)
https://files.catbox.moe/6tucym.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/8y24l0.mp4

>entire thread full of european seethe

God they're pathetic

>>509510683
damm kikes and their christcuck golems