>>509509946 (OP)I could help her stretch if you catch my drift
>>509509946 (OP)I'd be more impressed if she was capable of being nice to me
Poor girl needs to eat more. I have some protein rich drink for her, if you get where I'm going with this.
>>509509946 (OP)wish I could, if I'm being honest
>>509509946 (OP)would wife and never mistreat nor cheat on
>>509509946 (OP)maybe, but id have to go into crippling medical debt and live in pain for the rest of my life afterwards
>>509510176HELLO? I NEED AN AMBULANCE, AN INCEL JUST MURDERED THE ENTIRE FEMALE GENDER
>>509509946 (OP)was this supposed to be lust provoking? haha. hahaha.
Look at all these insecure faggots that compare themselves 0 time spent on it to that bitch who trained for at least a year or two to get that point, anybody can get there provided the time and resources, truly the triumph of the Frankfurt school, you fags are trained like pavlov dogs to give the intended response to anything you see in the media.
I'm truly ashamed.
>>509510654its ok dont worry about it
>>509509946 (OP)Only if you're receiving.
>>509510058not the slightest clue, explain
>>509509946 (OP)I know one Asian female in my gym who can stretch like this kind of. Meanwhile she's dating a poo eating Indian with a sleeve tattoo.
>>509510758Get gassed kike, too bad it didn't happen.
>>509509946 (OP)They really pulled out the cheap chinese shit mats for the olympics
>>509511451now now go back pajeet :D
>>509510217mee too. Never been able to do the splits but always found it impressive.
>>509511699A scratch and sniff of her farts
>>509509946 (OP)Uhhh no Iām a 200 lbs man
>>509511787It's true though. I will show you a picture of it the next time I see them in the gym from the outside so it's not illegal.
>>509512380tfw you have worked so long on doing a muscle up and just cant make it.
>>509512804muscle ups are all technique
>>509510058what did he mean by this?
>>509512987No.
You need to be in shape, have muscle instead of fat.
You aren't doing that shit if you're a fat pig
>>509509946 (OP)I haven't tried it, but supposedly doing this type of exercise is important for injury prevention.
>>509513097But yes you can fail to do it even if you're in shape if you suck, if thats what you mean
>>509513097Its all wrist and thrust its not really hard at all i remember when i used to do like 100 pull ups in 7 minutes and some old 50y old guy came and asked me to do a muscle up and i just didnt know how and couldnt do it and he taught me a muscle up in like 15 seconds. But if you're out of shape you shouldnt even try it because you might pop your wrist just like that
>>509509946 (OP)Are you asking if i'm twelve year old? No. You need to be 18 to post here.
>>509513155>this type of exercise is important for injury preventionlifting will give you ten fold the help with injury prevention since it strengthens the muscle, the bone and the tendons. And thats just one of the benefits
>>509509946 (OP)all women should be forced to practice gymnastic and/or dance from a young age
under penalty of death
teen pussy is the best i swear
>>509512380I remember girls doing this when I was a kid. Every playground had bars to do this.