Thread 509574680

the sandwich is sold out everywhere
it is because it has actual umami flavor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ibb3zmpBDAg

>>509574680 (OP)
comments:

On the contrary, I'm more surprised that they didn't have fruit sandwiches overseas. I mean, what have you guys been doing with bread as your staple food?

Fruit sandwiches are supposed to be filled with whipped topping. I demand it be made again.

Fruit sandwiches are a classic Japanese thing.

Japanese one looks better.
There are more than twice as much fruit in Japan.

Fruit sandwiches are a Japanese tradition

Korea will say, “Strawberry sandwiches originated in our country” again.

Oh no. England has gone gastronomical.

I'm glad to hear you call it a Japanese strawberry sandwich! In Korea, they will say it originated in their country.

Combined with the fact that Japan won this year's World Confectionary Competition for the second year in a row, it seems that Japanese confectionaries are attracting worldwide attention.

After the egg sandwich, the fruit sandwich was exposed. The last stronghold, the pork cutlet sandwich

It seems odd to me because in the UK thry only think of sandwiches as salty flavored.

I know Japanese bread is known as fluffy and chewy in the world, but what about British bread? It looks a little dry to me.

I mean, the British, I didn't know they were interested in food.

Sooner or later, France or Korea will claim the origin. No, France will claim the right and interest. Because they did it before.

The fish and chips are not good either, seriously, HUB in Japan is better.

I don't think there is any cream in the world as good as Japanese cream, and I am sure that in Japan you would be bowled over!

England, you made a big deal out of the strawberry variety patent issue with Korean farmers before.
You're very particular about berries.

There are also ears and that hard-looking bread doesn't fit. I think foreigners really don't have the ability to understand the true essence

That Japan's food culture is decades ahead of the rest of the world, and that foreign food culture has been stagnant for a long time.

>>509574704
Usually people use fruit jams in sandwiches.
That said, one of my favourites growing up was peanut butter with apple slices and cinnamon.

>>509574680 (OP)
this is actually Korean

>>509574782
hello kim go drink your tongsul

>>509574680 (OP)
YouTube sucks and TikTok is better.

>>509574704
well actually it's rather common practice to cut up bananas and use the slices as sandwich filling
not a bad sandwich if you have a sweet tooth

>>509575216
Oh yeah, this is pretty common, too. I just didn't think of it because cavendish bananas suck.

>>509574680 (OP)
>umami flavor
huh?

>>509574680 (OP)
umami flavor? in what's essentially cake?

but yeah makes sense that they would like a sandwich of cream and strawberries. they like sandwiches that are just bread and chips

>>509574680 (OP)
The Japanese and their strawberry obsession always makes me laugh.

>>509575494
It's a top-tier fruit, and I'm not just saying that because I'm French.

>>509575610
Totally agree, in fact I even grow my own. But it still makes me laugh.

>>509575494
its somehow the 3rd most popular ice cream
its safe to say people just like strawberries

>>509574680 (OP)
>Goyslop :/
>Goyslop, from Japan :D

>>509575494
It's part of the seasonal pantheon. In the US we have an oppressed minority to worship for every month of the year, and in Japan they need some special food to tie with each month.

>>509575494
the price of fruit in japan is absolutely insane
protectionist ahh country

>>509575720
How is that any weirder than the most popular ice cream being vanilla?
It's a bigass seed pod that we scrape off the insides while it's still immature, and it had to be hand-pollinated in the first place.

>>509574680 (OP)
Have you ever tasted bongs' food?
Of course they would find this shit amazing!

>>509574680 (OP)
I've never heard of it, I don't care, I don't eat third world food.

>>509575777
>Grow luxury fruit
>It's expensive
No shit.
Those white strawberries need to be totally micromanaged so that the plant gets sunlight but ABSOLUTE NONE hits the fruit itself.
Shit like that is labour intensive. When you look at what goes into it, that softball sized strawberry being sold for 20 bucks makes sense.

>>509575809
delete this
beans on toast is amazing, add some branston pickle and a little grated cheese

>>509574680 (OP)
Nigger they eat bread sandwiches, french fry sandwiches, baked bean sandwiches and sprinkle sandwiches.

Apart from that, there is absolutely nothing new with putting fruits on any type of bread. We also make pastries, cake and pies like that before island chinks even knew how to fucking use cutlery. Hurr durr le island china.

>>509575925
You should try it with maple beans.
These things are almost criminally good.

>>509575915
no, there's literally no such thing as cheap fruit in japan
you can get a cantaloupe size apple as an expensive gift but if you want to eat fruit on the daily you just can't

>>509574704
We already had banana and sugar sandwiches.
Jam sandwiches have been a staple for decades too, the main difference is the addition of cream really.

If you want some cultural exchange, try gooseberry jam with this type of sandwich, it's a free money idea for you.

>>509575911
your disgusting food is rank 39 idiot
japanese is ranked number 1 with italian foods

>>509575989
Food is expensive here, too. Even the stuff that is grown here. I'm filling my yard with fruiting plants specifically to cut down on costs.

Thinking of getting an aronia bush next.

>>509574704
You write like a real Jap. A rare breed on this board.

>>509576022
>Travel guide created by Croatian journalist and entrepreneur Matija Babić.
The UK has some of the best restaurants in the world, but only for the rich.

>>509575928
>>509575910
british food is disgusting

>>509576022
>Countries ranked higher than France
Lmao, great chart.

>>509574680 (OP)
It's cream and strawberries between two piece of bread? Yeah, sounds good. How about you batter it and then deep fry it. Sprinkle some cinnamon on top when they come out of the fryer. Sell the diagonal slices for $5 at the fair out of a little rinky-dink food stall.

>>509576111
nigger i can go to my local sainsburys and they have 6 kinds of apple all selling for less than £2,50 for a pack of 4
but the UK has pretty cheap food overall

>>509575494
>>509575610
I grew up in PBJ sandwiches and never really was a fan. Then I moved to the south and buttered biscuits with strawberry jam became a staple of mine.
>>509574704
But JUST fruit and bread? No thanks. Maybe on short cake or puns cake, but not plain white bread. Doesn't it get soggy and weird?

>>509574704
>Korea will say, “Strawberry sandwiches originated in our country” again.
why this obsession with Korea? Koreans love Japanese desserts. the cuisines are so similar Koreans might not be aware it has a Jap origin.

>>509576157
Blood sausage is one of the few things Brits do right.
It's better with mashed potatoes, sour cream and chives, though.

>>509576157
>Badly fried egg
>Black pudding (eww)
>Whatever the fuck that toast is (marmite)????

>>509576022
>India 11th
to the trash it goes

>>509576193
What about PB and raisins?

>>509576221
USA higher than Thailand?
They only thing they authentically overtook them in was in tranny surgeries.

>>509576218
>Black pudding (eww)
PLEB.

>>509576292
Americans gave us pizza, though.

>>509576022
Based on what data? Because not a single person will tell you about fucking peruvian kitchen in the western world. Japan is up there only for fucking sushi restaurants otherwise no normie could even fucking tell a dish from your retarded cuisine outside of maybe monkey brain, crickets and mealworm and dog meat.

>>509576194
korean always steal japanese invention and claim as original
they steal japanese strawberry and say it is korean strawberry
korean claiming strawberry sandwich is typical uriginal fantasy

>>509574680 (OP)
Bread and fruit twisted into a crude mockery of cream and jam on scones.

>>509576157
Brits do an amazing blood sausage. What's wrong with fried egg? Just don't smear poop on your bread.

>>509576395
japanese and koreans stop fighting over stupidest shit imaginable challenge (impossibru)

>>509576395
Strawberries are French.
It took a lot of crossbreeding to get the size and flavour you expect.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJQaPvExfto

>>509576448
Apparently only white people like boudin.
Who knew?

>>509576199
Acts 15:20 though...

>>509576022
>Germany isn't in the top 3
Only because 99% of people have never eaten at a German or Austrian restaurant. Don't get me wrong, I love Italian and French cuisine but Germany just can't be beat. Asian cuisine, I'm in the fence as most Asian restaurants in the US are Chinese, and I hate Chinese food, I like sushi but that's not enough for a fair judgement of Japanese cuisine. Speaking of which, no matter how many generations they have been here, the Chinese are the absolute WORST drivers. Japanese? Cambodian's? Koreans? Not a problem.

>>509574680 (OP)
Cream + strawberries on bread is not japanese you fucking nipcel.

>>509576568
?

>>509576342
Fair enough

>>509575777
I'd expect nothing less from a culture that puts white rice on a culinary pedestal. Anything with diary or fruit must give them an extreme dopamine rush.

>>509576363
>>509576149
>>509576199
read this idiot
everyone know british foods is disgusting

comments:

I lived in England for 10 years. I suffered from the food. They don't season their food at all, so I think it tastes bad to Japanese with discerning palates. If it's not only tasteless, it's also expensive, so you lose interest in eating it even more. I had fish and chips as a safe bet, but since the fish was not seasoned, I think it would have been disqualified in Japan. But I don't think the British are so proud that they would never want to think that their own food tastes bad

I've never been to England, but Australia is seriously bad too

It may be problematic to say this, but I suspect that many ethnic groups are taste-deaf
I think Americans can only taste ketchup and mustard. There are many reasons for this, but
basically, I think Anglo don't care about taste

I used to be transferred from London to Barcelona and I realized that the weather and the food affect my mentality

It would have been nice to have found a necessary protein supplement in fish.
Britain is also an island nation, and if the aristocracy had embraced a fish diet, the economy and food culture would have been more developed
On the other hand, we are grateful to our ancestors who devoted all their thought to how to catch and eat fish, seaweed, and seafood.
Kelp, wafu, mekabu, and mozuku are all eaten normally, and we Japanese have amazing digestive enzymes!

I heard that if you ask for the best restaurant in London, they will refer you to Chinatown

I lived in England. The difference between Japan and England really comes out in McDonald's and so-called "convenience store" sandwiches. McDonald's in England is very bad. The bread of convenience sandwiches is also dry
Cheap food tastes as bad as the price in uk. Japan, where you can eat cheap but amazing tasty food, is an exception to this rule

A variety of dishes as if they appeared in a gag cartoon

https://youtube.com/watch?v=rbvT1fyUOis

>>509576395
Red pill us on Japan and Japanese women.

Also, half of Westerners don't know the difference between Japanese and Korean anyway.

>>509576194
I thought for a minute this would be a nikado avocado.

>>509576669
continued:

I live in England. I try not to be adventurous because it's expensive, tasteless, scarce, the menu is only written, and it's a triple punch. McDonald's patties and nuggets are stinky, hard, and bewilderingly bad. The vegetables I buy at the supermarket and cook at home are of poor quality. Is it a bad variety? They sell sprouted vegetables, damaged ones, expired ones, and broken eggs without a care. Chicken, pork, and beef are dry, smelly, and hard. They don't sell slices. They don't taste good. The only things that taste good are ham and lamb. You can't expect it to be as good as in Japanese supermarkets. When they are hungry and can only eat a little food, they satisfy their hunger by eating ice cream, cookies, chocolates, so-called sugar. So they complete their hunger with palatable sugar. It's sold as if it's good enough to eat, without considering the feelings of the eater. The way they think is also poor. Someone once said that winning the war was ruining England. I agree

When I traveled to Australia a long time ago, one day I visited a ranch and was served a steak grilled on the spot for lunch. Many Japanese tourists who were happy with the steak initially left it uneaten after a few bites. The tour conductor told us, "Aussie beef itself is a tasty meat, but in Australia, because of the tradition of British food culture, the meat is grilled without seasoning, and because there is no way to prevent the juices from seeping out, the umami and flavor is lost, and the result is just a tasteless finish. The meat istelf is not bad," he said in a desperate attempt to explain himself.

Fifty years ago, I went on my honeymoon to a restaurant in London and was disgusted by the mashed spinach that was served as a side. I thought it would have tasted better with salt and pepper and a little butter. The spaghetti restaurants in Rome are also of a very low level compared to those in Japan, and the fritters in Venice were not tasty at all

>>509576669
Blood sausage is delicious and I don't care what you say.

You can bully them over toast sandwiches or whatever if you want, but their blood "pudding" is fantastic.

>>509576662
the japs can't even grow rice properly believe it or not
their extreme protectionist policy means they pay a huge markup and there's a shortage of rice
almost like tariffs are pants on head retarded

>>509576586
At least that fucking retard tailgaiting impatient pickup truck driver seems to have got what he deserves.

>>509576586
>faggot in his niggered-up truck gets what he deserves
you love to see it

Have these people never heard of Strawberry Shortcake?

I'm so sick of Japanese goyslop being touted as this great thing.

>>509576260
Now that sounds intriguing. Why? Because I prefer ants on a log over normie tier PBJ. Might have to try that anon. Danke
>>509576363
I just saw your comment right after my reply. Jinx

>>509576714
>go to britain
>live off mcdonald's and cheap supermarket food
>why is british food le bad?

>>509576669
>we Japanese have amazing digestive enzymes!
It really is striking and even sweet to see the cultural differences in what peoples take pride in.

>>509576587
Also there's a much better version of this. God damn, jiggers are dumb as shit.

>>509576669
>british foods is disgusting
Show me a better dish made by the bugs. Inb4 some slop covered in so much spice it overwhelms your pallet.

>>509576799
*Clink

>>509575351
its a stupid fucking buzzword from the 90s and early oughts and is a dogwhistle to tell everyone you're a normie retard.

>>509575494
Strawberry is dogshit. The worst part is always the strawberry.

>>509576469
japanese strawberry is world class for sweetness and quality idiot

>>509575809
Marvelous work anon. Really encapsulates the british cuckness. I'm proud of you

>>509576714
Food in England has always been bad. I've never seen an English restaurant, besides fish and chips at the bar.

>>509576701
>Also, half of Westerners don't know the difference between Japanese and Korean anyway.
neither do japs or gooks apparently

>>509576963
we don't have a restaurant culture for our native food, if you want english food go to a country pub and have a sunday roast

also a lot of "foreign" food was invented in britain, fish and chips and chicken tikka famously

I wish Asians would stop being cringe
I guess it's just in their DNA

>>509574768
My wife was raving about apples with peanut butter the other day, I gotta give your idea a try but for me, peanut butter with a ripe banana wrapped in pita bread is my breakfast, it's delicious, I'll have one for lunch aswell but mix a bit of protein powder with the peanut butter to go with the banana.

>>509576930
All your strawberries come from hybrid varieties made by the French.
A *lot* of the food you consider traditionally Japanese would not exist without white people.
Imagine a Japan without beans, for instance. You only have 大豆 because white people sailed to the Americas and brought them to you.

>>509575213
Tiktok is full of gypsies and asians

>>509577075
the only reason asians have spices is because europeans got them from the americas

>>509577054
That would be way better in a crêpe.

>>509576963
>I've never seen an English restaurant
It's crazy, it's almost like a sandwich, the most popular food in the world, is English food. Keep saying you don't eat English food buddy.

>>509576669
Everyone says the same about jap/korean food too. You niggas are only known for eating raw fish (50% consider that disgusting, the other half thinks it's the best food ever) and eating insects like crickets and scorpions and dipping alive raw octopus into onions sauce. Idk what you expected. Most westerners are not japanophiles and there's like a handful of jap restaurants in all of europe. The rest is dirty sushi joints run by taiwanese and chinese and Vietnamese immigrants.

>>509576861
>>509576835
see this burikasu idiot
when your people come to japan and eat real japanese food for first time they cry
it is because they experience umami flavor first time
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nbSqMZfm1XU

>>509574704
As a hot twink baker, I absolutely understand the differences between Jap bread and Western Bread. Their bread IS softer, because they do a thing called "Tangzhong". Essentially, you take a little bit of your flour and milk, and heat them together until they turn into a "toothpaste-like consistency. Then you add it to the rest of your bread mixture in your mixer and make it as normal. This gives their breads a "pillowy" texture. It's very pleasant, I have noticed that it helps retain moisture longer too.

In terms of "Sandwiches as salty flavored"... I dunno about Br*ts, but that's not quite how they're viewed here in America. Sandwiches are mainly SAVORY. Which CAN be a bit salty in nature sure, especially so if you use lunch meats. But SAVORY is the opposite of sweet in our brains' interpretation of taste. That's why the most satisfying meals have something savory, then sweet, something spicy, then fatty, etc... With that said, it's no wonder that Brits are going a little crazy about this. It's something that looks familiar to their eyes, but takes their palate in a whole other direction.

I'm gay and retarded.

>>509574680 (OP)
>the sandwich is sold out everywhere
because there's literally like 8 sold per day and only in specific stores

>>509574782
fruit sando is jap in origin. korea has it too but japs had white bread first while koreans were starving, swapping cunny for SPAM.
jap bread culture is more developed than koreans which is relatively new.

>>509577152
when was the last time you ate any fruit?

>>509577151
see this idiot
>>509577152

>>509577152
>meanwhile japs pray to a bucket of kfc every christmas

>>509574704
>I mean, the British, I didn't know they were interested in food.

>>509577252
I eat apple two days ago

>>509574680 (OP)
>umami flavor
this doesnt exist japan-san
stop falling for bullshit hype, it's actually ruining your country

>>509577131
I don't because we have proper bread and sandwich toast is considered poor peoples food.

>>509575911
Propa brekkie ther m8

>>509577314
you can't even buy a normal apple anywhere in japan
i eat apples, raspberries, bananas, etc every day, they're cheap over here
stop pretending that japanese food isn't fucked from your extreme protectionist policies

Jap milk bread is good for soft sandwiches, I liked the strawberry sandwiches and egg salad sandwiches I had when I went there, however, it left a lot to be desired on their meat sandwiches like pork cutlet because the texture just doesn't match. It works okay on their shitty hamburgers because they are mostly air anyway.

>>509577314
Did you have to work overtime? Boss-san doesn't let you leave until 1am as it stands.

>>509577254
You want me to watch some very specific video made for clicks and engagement? Why? Do you think that's representative of what normies say about you?

>>509575911
I prefer mine with poached eggs instead, less black pudding, more fried bread qnd Cumberland sosag

>>509574680 (OP)
>Umami
It's called "savory"

>>509577152
>jiggers falling for clickbait again
As I said: the average nip is dumb as shit

>>509574704
Japanese shokupan is better suited to fruit sandwiches than typical mass produced English bread. But a fruit sandwich is not a satisfying meal, you need savoury flavours and protein. It's okay as a curious dessert or snack for children.
>>509575911
Cor get in lad

>>509577399
>normal apple
None of the apples you buy at the store are "normal".
100% of them are grafted.
You take a specific root stock, cut off the top and then take the branches from a variety that tastes good and graft it on.
Some people even graft multiple different varieties onto a single root stock, so their tree grows several kinds of fruit.

>>509574704
>ethnocentrism
>chauvinism
>anti-korean sentiment
fucking nips

>>509575777
This isn't tik tok. You can say ass here

>>509574680 (OP)
dominos pizza gives you cancer, fuck miku

>>509577487
They're both produced in mass, nigga.

>>509577112
This includes many spices Indians love, half were brought to India from abroad by the EIC and only grown in India.

>>509577118
It sounds like it would, I mainly only use Pita because I can get a bag at Costco for 5$ and it would last me 2 weeks.

>>509576022
That's because Japan and Italy have real food safety/quality standards, so everything you eat in those countries tastes better, it's also why you guys live the longest. Unfortunately, in America, we'd rather make more profits for large food corporations at the expense of poisoning ourselves.

>>509577432
>>509577473
there is many example idiot
foreigner are really fascinated and moved when they eat real japanese food first time
you only experience fake japanese food by korean or chinese chef in your home country

https://youtube.com/watch?v=p9Vt5UnxqBI

>>509577405
That's like eating a cake, it's not the strawberry doing the effect. Take out the chantilly and you're left with nothing.

>>509576395
Koreans and Japanese are the last carriers of Jōmon DNA, there's no group in a world closer in DNA than the Japanese and Koreans picrel. You guys need to team up, and make sure China doesn't take you both out.

>>509577641
The whole of Europe have those same food standards, Italy is where they grow tomatoes fresh though, so farm to table is faster.
But also the critic is a Croatian.

>>509577504
kim stop your fabyong

>>509577641
The food standards all across the EU are similarly high. Italy isn't an outliner nor the strictest country.

>>509574704
> I mean, what have you guys been doing with bread as your staple food?

>>509577685
LOL jiggers are the tards of asia

>>509577641
food quality standards are not always good when they mean importation of food becomes impossible
that's the situation in japan, they're getting fucked up the ass by the price of rice and many other staples because there's a 600% import tariff
the quality standards are stupid shit like having to use fertilizer from specific japanese manufacturers

>>509577685
You can post a hundred clickbait videos that, doesn't change the fact that people think you eat octopus and insects.

>>509577685
This video sucks. Sushi isn't that fucking good. It's okay at best.

>>509577723
korean is different in dna idiot
they are rape baby of mongol
we are closer to tibetan

>>509577723
Your picrelated literally says that the DNA shared by Japan and Korea is NOT the Jomon DNA dipshit.

>>509577828
I'd say it's 50/50. Half the people are utterly disgusted by it and call it the worst food to ever exist and that it's a parasite risk. The other half fucking loves it and hails it as the definite winner of food.

>>509575777
>ahh
Fucking zoomers

>>509575351
It's how faggots say "savory"

>>509577857
Nobody cares about your type of ching chong you are still ching chong nip nong.

>>509577964
japanese food is bland, they don't go in for spices
good japanese food is still excellent
ironically it's probably the closest food in spirit to british food in all of asia, no coincidence because we're both isolated offshore islands with a superiority complex

>>509577778
Expensive rice is a lot cheaper than dealing with sky high obesity and cancer rates.

>>509577696
That's a good way to describe it. They are very close to being a cake with frosting and fruit.
>>509577685
yeah I was real fascinated by some jelly drink you sell in the vending machines up until I had the first sip and launched it into the trash. Worst thing I have ever had.

>>509577775
>>509577815
>>509577828
again there is many example of foreign reaction
you are just idiot
see this

ausralian girls love sashimi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEMFViu9ads

ausralian girls love wagyu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiCND1A5aCM

norway girls love sushi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkT0UnYxU9c

>>509577964
Sushi restaurants staffed by whites or Japanese have zero parasites

>>509578080
And you are still only known for making sushi and eating insects.

>>509577857
Continue fighting with Koreans over strawberries while China gains power over Asia, and claims the accomplishments of Korea and Japan as their own. If you guys were smart you'd use the Jōmon DNA to fight against China's narrative

>>509576022
>greece #3
>turkey #15
Turkish and greek food is the exact same thing so all this list tells you is who can market their shitty cuisine the best.

>>509578055
Drink Pocari Sweat or Boss Coffee, that shit is 100% better for you than goyslop energy drinks.

>>509576861
High end European (read: white) food is simple because the ingredients are supposed to speak for themselves. You don't want to smother a beef tenderloin in a bunch of spices because that defeats the purpose of expensive beef. Just some salt, pepper, fresh herbs, and butter. Unlike poor thirdies who have to cover their road kill in spiced slop so it doesn't taste rancid

>>509578213
Milk tea is pretty good, too.

>>509578080
>have mental and emotional breakdown 10 seconds into latest capeslop trailer
The tiny nip brain can't comprehend the algorithm grift meta kek

>>509578152
>>509578031
we do not eat insect and we are not the same
is this the low intelligence of gaijin?

>>509578080
I like sushi.
I also like Indian food.
I also like Chinese food.
I like Mexican food.
I like my own (US/Bong/Aus/Can) food.
I like Italian food.
I like French food.
I like German food.
I like Indonesian food.

Grow up and expand you pallete.

>>509578271
Defuck Takeshi gon' do?

>>509578271
It's a recliner, it's meant to recline. You're all pint sized anyway, what difference is it to you?

>>509578345
>Indian food
>Mexican food
>Indonesian food
*gags*

>>509578044
Yep and this just proves my point here>>509578190
Cuisine is all about marketing. Imagine if sushi didn't exist and then suddenly the Brits had the idea to slice raw fish and put it on seaweed. The entire world would scoff at the idea.

>>509578445
Japanese food has no corn syrup unlike poisonous Amerishart slop

>>509578271
Tetsuck my dick

>>509578177
China already won btw, it's just a matter of it playing out now
See energy production vs all other metrics of success across history

>>509577857
natural history in Tokyo says Japanese migrated from mainland thru Korea to Japan, is it not ? It says you actually were same people. Except for Ainu up north that was seperate group

>>509574680 (OP)
So does this.

>>509574680 (OP)
Nippon-chan arigato for strawberruuu sando ~~

>>509578534
Lol, another useful idiot or wumao.
Lot's of them on /pol/ now a days.

>>509578502
Ill just leave this here, also read ingredients for youre own food theyve started adding it here

>>509578425
Tbh the Indian food I mostly like is chicken tikka with lamb pitta kek
Mexican food is amazing, it's mostly tomatoes, chilli's, beans and cheese.
Indonesian roast pig is glorious.

Every place I have ever visited from Portugal to Argentina to Aus has restaurants with good food.

>>509577857
C group DNA is "Mongol-Amerinidian" and you see it only in the Sibero-Ainu or there it is a touch in Kyushu and Korea.

O1 is the Austro-Asian root and is Jomon. Sometimes called "Aboriginal Chinese" who weren't Han.

D1 which you see in Tibet is the Xia dynasty which started around Tuva. They puppeteered the Mongol, Manchu, Bengali and Tibetan cultures. They are the Yayoi high shamans in Korea and Japan.

There's also a very ancient genetic marker in Japan that is in trace elements from Europe to North America but only appears with any significance in Japan.

Xia culture (D1) was created by contact with Afanasievo Yamnaya.
Tocharian nomads followed the Yamnaya and displaced the Xia from China, until some of them integrated with the Shang culture to found the Zhou dynasty.
However, then they race mixed heavily to create the Xiongnu/Huns. A group of these spread into Machuria and race mixed more to create the Turks.
The pure Indo-European element was pushed back to Sogdiana due to this.

>>509576157
Seethe.

>>509578420
I have to side with the Chinaman this time. I loathe recliners and once chimped out a some French faggot.
Reclining excessively showcases poor social skills, solipsism, lack of spatial awareness, selfishness and, presumably, a micro-penis.

>>509574680 (OP)
umami just means savoury, it's not a brand new magical flavour that only the japanese can conjure with ninjitsu hand signs.
And if your strawberry sandwich is savoury it's probably off, also NO WAY THE UK LIKES STRAWBERRIES AND CREAM
NO FUCKING WAY UMAMI SUGOI DAYOOOOOO, fucking weeb.

>>509577964
The rice they use in good sushi restaurants is well done flavor wise. The fish is alright, average maybe, sometimes satisfying. Otherwise it's just salty onions sauce, aromatic ginger, and punchy wasabi.
It's a decent food but it's not god given, it's pretty basic. At best, it's unique.

>>509578177
Japan and Korea are demographically dead anyway, neither country will survive without jeets. China won

>>509578534
i hope i live long enough to see the inevitable war between china and america
imagine that heckin' industrial production capacity all going into an all out drone battle hnnnng

>>509578675
the quality of their food and the beauty their women made the british the best sailors in the world.

>>509578502
They do have salt poisoning however and they waterboard everything in it.

>>509578080
You're Japanese and don't understand Tatemae
>oh my gosh so oishiiiii I love it, bye bye

>>509578624
That shit is only used for deserts and pastries, it's not put in every food unlike HFCS

>>509578502
They absolutely do you retard lol

>>509578590
having this in the cupboard really helps the rice game when living in squalor

>>509574704
Anon, we do have fruit sandwiches here.
I grew up eating them.
You butter bread and put slices of banana and/or orange on it.
You can add powder sugar if you want but it's sweet enough.
Some people put whipped cream on it instead of the butter.
There's different ways of doing it of course.

Honest to God, this whole "wow look at what the Asians are doing, aren't they cool" thing is dysgenic and demoralising as all hell.
Half the shit celebrated as "uniquely Japanese" are things we used to do and zoomers didn't get raised with due to shit parenting.

>>509578857
I'm sure you're an expert on japanese food.
wtf do the drunken slime known as the irish eat aside from potatoes?

>>509578992
This and cornflour really upgrades your game.

>>509578753
Sushi is just Japanese fast food invented less than 200 years ago because it was quick to make and basic as fuck.

>>509574680 (OP)
Japanese fruit is expensive, so it's generally held to high standards. When a company tries to make a product it will use the cheapest ingredients it can find, this cannot work with fruit because bad fruit makes bad desserts.

>>509577314
People here eat fruit at lunch and dinner every day if they're at home, I wouldn't know if it's healthy or not though

>normal bread with strawberries and whipped cream
Don't know about this one.

>>509578653
Ironically, Indian spices work best with beef in my opinion.

>>509579173
They also wrap it in individual pieces of plastic. They cannot get enough of microplastics

History has become so fucked up. I'm an old fag and putting fruit in sandwiches such as banana's and whatnot was an old thing to do for picnics, all the way back to the 1920's. It was something my grandmother used to do.
But now the Japanese are doing it so now it's new and trendy?

>>509574704
Fuck off slope

>>509576600
Jesus doesn’t eat pork

>>509579007
it is japanese origin idiot
see this
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E3%83%95%E3%83%AB%E3%83%BC%E3%83%84%E3%82%B5%E3%83%B3%E3%83%89

>>509579571
Yeah the hotel keeps telling you how you need to save the planet by not cleaning your room, then they package 10 grams of candies with two plastic containers

>>509579851
I'm not Jesus.

>>509579716
see this burikasu
>>509579923

>>509579923
Japan didn't even have bread until Portugese desu

>>509576164
France has the issue where french cooking is so ubiquitous that it doesnt register as regional. Like, when people rank brazil in 12th there they are thinking entirely about the brazillian method of preparing french roasts.

>>509580213
The three grand cuisines are French, Chinese and apparently Turkish.
But, Turkish shit doesn't show up enough in the West.
In some ways it does, as Central and East Euro food has Turkish origin like the sausages, cabbage rolls and shit, and there's kebap of course, but Turkey has shit tons of delicious food that you never see.
Syrian, Lebanese etc. food is just variations of Turkish.

>>509574680 (OP)
So much irrate niggerbrained bullshit going back and forth in this fucking irrelevant to pol thread. Let me make something clear for you piss assed bored zoomers,

ALL the food is GOOD, you literal piss brained retard autistic niggerfaggots.

>>509580144
>>509577075
listen idiot
japanese can live peacefully with what we have so we dont need to invent things or new food
however, when we are told that something useful is available we make it better then the people who told them
you use japanese technology everyday like blue led, flash drive, compact disk, smartphone, Infrastructure projects from bullet trains, computers, agricultural products
and it was japanese who did the invention by european better, like clothes and shirts and ties
as I said, japanese can live happily with what we have, so we dont need to invent other things
we didint live a barbaric life where we have to fight and do something to win and invade, like you in the west
but when we learn something useful, we make it better many times over and teach it to the person who teach to us
In short, japanese are just more superior then whites
now a days all of high technic products using japanese basic inventions.
and since ancient era japanese were very strong to mathematics

>>509580722
>japanese can live peacefully with what we have so we dont need to invent things or new food
Half the ingredients you use don't come from Japan and were brought there initially by white people. Until Europeans crossed the Atlantic, nobody outside the Americas ever ate any sorts of beans, capsicum, tomatoes, corn, potatoes and all sorts of other fruits/veggies. Your diet would look completely different. Pretending that you're eating a super "traditional" diet is a joke.

We literally invented this.

>ricecel
>WE WUZ

>>509578857
Lol sure anon, because capatalism isnt the way the world works. Go into dunnes and look at their porducts, glucose syrup is starting to become very common. But that impossible tight because the EU regulates food like japan does......right?

>WE INVENTED STRAWBERRY SANDWHICHES REE
Calm down, chink.

Why is this so important for Japan?

>>509580656
Since when did that term “3 Grand Cuisines” exist? I had only heard it since last year and for as long as I can remember the top 3 have always been French, Japanese, and Italian with many Mediterranean in and out of the top 5.

>>509574680 (OP)
They’re pretty good desu

>>509574680 (OP)
fruit is disgusting

>>509578080
Uncanny, their faces look exactly like when a Japanese woman sees a cock over 4 inches long.

>tfw love strawberries but they devastate my stomach
god why

>>509581538
There are fruit in those sausages.
That's where the "pepper" in "pepperoni" comes from.

>>509581538
Ewww that's disgusting pizza

>>509581493
I don't know. I thought Indian would have been in there.

>>509575809
Looks like a vag sandwich...beans on toast on the hand, get in ma belly!

>>509581577
You ate too much sperm

>>509581538
too much pepperoni and its pointless if they're not cooked with the pie where the grease can intermingle with the sauce
what the fuck is that bullshit in the bottles? grease and butter? mayo? what is that

>>509574704
Japan not Korea has sandwiches or strawberries before they traded with Europe
You didn't invent the egg sandwich either
Stop coping slanty

>>509576930
shut the fuck up
been there tried that, bullshit
OXNARD HAS THE BEST STRAWBERRIES IN THE WORLD
>https://www.tastingtable.com/1270428/california-seaside-city-strawberry-capital-world/

Ehhhhh~?!
SUGOI
SUTURAU BERI OISHII

>>509574680 (OP)
Bongs just love their sandwiches.

>>509581967
>Paella sammich
Okay, that sounds good.

>>509576022
based based based

>>509574680 (OP)
I like my fruit without unnecessary filler / carbs, thanks.

>>509574704
>I'm more surprised that they didn't have fruit sandwiches overseas
we call them cakes

>>509574680 (OP)
>cream+fruit sandwiches
just fucking get cake if you want to eat cake, this is same line of retardation as someone getting light cola with their burger meal.

>>509580722
in another life, I used to ride a 1976 fuji 10 speed steel bicycle hand made in japan. It was a copy of an Italian design

It has all its original parts except handle bars and front wheel, which I bent in a crash. The frame itself took no damage. It even has the same ball bearings in the bottom bracket from the 1970s, and I only had it cleaned with new grease once in 15 years. Even the chain is original.

I love that bike so much, and am grateful for japanese excellence. I'd much prefer it over the Italian originals. and I will always buy Japanese cars and trucks for the rest of my life. I'm white btw

>>509576022
>France
>8
Disregarded

>>509574704
I mean you also eat each others vomit and shit in porn so food doesn't apply to you much as a concept neither. With most Japanese women having done a video in the past. There's alot of possible shit eaters. Also your curries are comparable to actual fecal matter from India. Moreso than curry is period.

>>509582166
Lately I've been taking my raspberries and shoving currants inside the little cavity. So fucking good.

>>509574704
I dunno we got the whole banana peanut butter and bacon sandwich that Elvis constantly ate and then I guess anything with tomatoes since they are considered a fruit or anything jellied or jammed.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peanut_butter,_banana_and_bacon_sandwich

>>509579923
Are you going to tell everyone how Japan invented the sandwich next?

>>509577504
>>509574680 (OP)
My wife is Japanese and while I do love her, her constant chauvinism can become really exhausting sometimes
>Why no fuwafuwa sweets? Why all cakes too sweet/heavy? All Japanese shops here are scam and Chinese
>Why all shops close so early don't they want to make money? Why everyone is always late ? Everyone is so noisy...
>Pourquoi supermarkets no have shabushabu thin slice meats... Guess only Japanese slicers achieve that
>Where are konbinis?
>Why everyone gather in bars on the street ? French people act so sticky
>Why are people so often in vacation ? Lazy ?
>Why did no one bring my lost wallet to police yet?
>I miss real Japanese rice, why only find months-old imported ones not fresh also Italian koshihikari sucks
>All fishes suck too soft no muscle
>Where are onsen? How can people survive with no bathtube houses? going insane need to change house fast
>Where is pocari sweat?
>Only trust Japanese eggs to eat raw also your eggs yolk too light color
>Why every single submarket sweets are not all individually packaged? Why no AC is it too advanced technology here
>Why always back from job so early? And nomikai?
>Japaneses here are always lames or retarded and only stay in France because Japan rejected them
>Can't trust French hairdresser I'll cut it myself
>Handmade ceramics so expensive here, should sell at loss, pretentious guys
>Every ramen restaurant is Chinese or Chinese pretending Japanese just like all other "Japanese" restaurants also soup too light no umami go in the trash
>Keep buying good wine and cheese only reason I don't go back

>>509582374
>Pourquoi supermarkets no have shabushabu thin slice meats...
This made me laugh too hard

>>509582374
>>Why are people so often in vacation ? Lazy ?
>coming from a place where you get one week of vacation a year
devilish

OK I went out and bought one of those ebin nipcuck sandy wandies and I gotta say I'm not impressed. Tastes like sawdust and ass.

>>509574680 (OP)
With all the niggers coming to UK pretty soon the number one food will be fried chicken and watermelons. Imagine all of the raped daughters and ugly cloaca gentium hybrids. Yet the british will be completely comfortable with being genocided in their own island. lmao

>>509582917
Try some other chain, usually they're fantastic

>Japanese make a watermelon grow in a square and will charge 300 US dollars for it
>the fruit itself tastes like shit and the entire gesture of the gift comes from knowing someone blew $300 for you

>>509575807
i prefer mint

>>509582374
Good luck everybody else

>>509583240
>A fucking leaf

>>509574680 (OP)
We have Strawberries and cream for Wimbledon, for the tennis so someone putting them into a sandwich is a novelty, it's not seen as Japanese or foreign.

>>509582374
>doesn't want to go back because you buy her wine and cheese not because she loves you
Ouch

>>509574704
>I'm more surprised that they didn't have fruit sandwiches overseas.
It's Britain, so you get the idea.

>>509576128
he’s transcribing the comments from the youtube video op linked which are all in japanese
it certainly would’ve been interesting if he shared his thoughts that way
>comments:

The picture related is one of the finest British cuisine.

>>509582374
Japanese slicers slicing hundred times

>>509583628
Japanese and Asian bread is sweet and filled with sugar.
Our bread is made for real food so of course it doesn't work with our salty bread and putting sweet fruits together.
That isn't to say we don't eat Strawberries and cream, we love it, like I said in my previous post it's a tradition for the Tennis to them together and some Pimms.
We go Berry picky in Summer as well, lots of families go out, there are a bunch of places that let you go for free to berry pick or go find wild berries those are always the best but be careful you're not eating the wrong types of berries or you'll get an upset tummy.

>>509582374
>Japaneses here are always lames or retarded and only stay in France because Japan rejected them
This should be a moment of self-reflection in light of the rest of the list.

Japanese chauvanism is a kind of stockhold syndrome since Japan is based on ritualized humiliation and abuse meant to purge difference.

>>509583628
this is the reason

>>509583881
Oh man, have you ever had thimbleberry?
I found these randomly growing up all the time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22zt5fyyG8Q

>>509582487
I like the part where it's Japanese unique ingenuity that invented a way to accomplish this, must be the explanation.

Bro doesn't realize he married the J equivalent of a dumb blonde.

>>509583728
Ah, I see. Thanks.
But nips often do write in a stream-of-consciousness style yet with high logical precision. It always indicates you're dealing with a real nip and not an English teacher.

>>509584076
It has to do with how their language is structured.

>>509583972
>Rare to be able to eat fresh raw fruit overseas.
Someone heard very very wrong.

>>509583975
Yes, those are amazing it's genuinely like finding a sweet in the wilderness.
Food grown in the wilderness will always be more exciting to me than mass processed stuff, the wildness of it adds to the flavour.

>>509583975
There'll be lots of blackberries soon

>>509583743
Ingerland invented the king of comfort foods, so I can't shit on their cuisine.

>>509584185
My raspberries are starting to ripen right now. Been nibbling at them for a few days.

>>509583972
I have no idea where they got that impression from, fruit and vegetable growing is a big hobby and past time for many English and British people. We love our gardens, lots of people have allotments where they grown their own veg and fruit. That person has heard wrong about us.

>>509584216
That's not poutine...

>>509574680 (OP)
Literally syrup sandwich

>>509584152
Well, yeah lol

Just wait until nippers find out about the pea and broccoli toastie

>>509584297
I'm up to 9 different berries in my garden, should be 10 tomorrow.

>>509584462
Based Canuck, still in touch with your Anglo heritage. It's in your dna. We love things that grow.

>>509584539
I'm mostly (Norman) French, actually.

>>509574680 (OP)
Imagine is the faggiest word ever created. Sounds like you are about to take a horse's load.

>>509574680 (OP)
how does it stay fresh, it's just refined bread whipped cream and strawberries that have been exposed to air and bacteria?

>>509576754
>muh tariffs bad
fuck off nonce you've been trying this angle since trump smacked your faggot nation down, but it aint gonna work

>>509584428
looks alright would be better with cheese imo

>>509584808
And bacon

>>509584825
not bacon, but needs a source to dip it in

>>509584901
Nah, man. You get the bacon really crispy and break it into tiny bits that you mix into it.

>>509577054
Jeet go home

>>509577075
>(35)
Ugly nigger. And the difference is they may have come from whites but Japan preserved it. You ugly chinksect

>>509584747
It definitely doesn't last long, which is probably why it's never been considered a viable product to sell in supermarkets, especially without the "go shopping evey day at minimarkets and buy one meal at a time" culture japanese city-dwellers have

>>509584428
Nice, personally not enough protein to make it worthwile as peas while arent bad cant match meat

>>509583504
>he thought slant wives aren't 100x more materialistic than white girls
Baka...

>>509585020
I agree with the sentiment but I'm not a jeet, you stupid mutt.

>>509576022
Not Italian, but you have to understand their mentality. They’re very jealous and bitter people. Their country suffered major setbacks after getting their asses handed to them in WW2, their nation was in ruins after this and they were extremely poor and poverty fuelled, and so since then they’ve always been in the shadow of the other bigger and more influential western nations, like France, the UK and even their former allies the Germans. Not to mention the increasing influence of America and other nations of the world. Italy just became irrelevant. Even today they have slums in Italy still that are full of extreme poverty.

So after this, all they had left of influence was their food. It was the only thing they had left to be prideful of and so they can’t stand to see other nations take what they see as theirs and change it or make it better. They’re hanging into their last shred of dignity and relevance by playing ignorant, shouting and screaming if someone dares to cook “their” food. Of course the reality being it isn’t their food anymore and that Italian food in Italy has gone backwards, suffering from their years of poverty and that the evolution of their food has continued in much richer nations, America for instance has way better Italian food nowadays than Italy. You can also find better Italian food in France, which is the thing they hate the most. The fact that French food became the dominant force in gastronomy really gets to them. It’s sad, but that’s how it is.

>>509583144
Those are not meant to be eaten
>>509583504
She spent her time shit posting on 2ch & co, so that's just how she expresses her love. I believe.

>>509585294
Show flag Achmed

>>509576669
> taste-deaf
This describes you, a people who need seasonings in everything. We have the ability to appreciate food in its natural form, rather than being drowned in seasonings.

>>509585294
>They’re hanging into their last shred of dignity and relevance by playing ignorant, shouting and screaming if someone dares to cook “their” food.
Italians do that all the time independent of context.

>America for instance has way better Italian food nowadays than Italy.

No wonder you put a meme flag.

>>509583952
She says this precisely aware of the implication, that's her humor or something

>>509576022
>Italy
>Above France
kek

>>509584428
Tempura fry it, add onions sauce or miso, they'd eat it.

>>509585514
Female social competition involves pretty girls downplaying their status.
Japanese culture, which is very feminine, makes a big deal of this too.

Japanese hot girls go hard into self-deprecation as a sort of own that proves just how hot they are.
>Oh I just totally don't fit in I guess
Is their way of bragging how hot they are.

OP posts this faggot's channel on /v/ every week

>>509585953
>week
day

>>509574680 (OP)
This looks nice.

>>509574704
>I mean, the British, I didn't know they were interested in food.
Come on now, lad :( you should taste me curries.

>>509576963
Fish and chips are all you need. They are the pinnacle of culinary delight.

>>509585784
>>509585821

>>509577152
They are not our people. Real British people only eat British food. Ethnic food is forbidden.

>>509576022
>india 11
lmao hello SAR

>>509574782
It's actually white American. We call it strawberry shortcake.

>>509574704
>what have you guys been doing with bread
Slice of cheese, no butter

>>509576218
Black pudding and haggis both taste great.

>>509576817
This. Hey look we nonwhites just invented something whites did ten thousand years ago strikes again

>>509585337
/co/ here, on 4chan?

>>509574680 (OP)
>>509574704
adding cream to strawberry slices and bread is so fucking retarded all u need is icecreamand strawberries, everythign else is dogshit combination lmao, fucking idiots.

>>509574680 (OP)
are you shilling your own videos here? or are you simping for that retard?
he sounds like such a chi-gyu faggot, no amount of gymcelling will fix that

>>509575351
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umami

>>509574890
JFC!
I thought our Nordic fermented foods was pretty gross, but that ingredient is India-tier gross...

>>509577075
Onions beans are native to east asia retard.

>>509574890

poo in drink

>>509576022
BASED BASED BASED

>>509576022

Looks like someone made this on MSPaint n Windows XP. Shitty list.

>>509587647
kek
Joke aside she did try /vt/, thinking 4chan would be like English equivalent of 2ch, much to her disappointment : too slow, people believing/taking whatever is posted there seriously, no IDs etc.
On the good side, she was called a nigger on her first post there.

>>509579446
garam masala is a mixed blend of ground peppercorn, bayleaf, fennelseed, coriander seed, cumin, and then some combination of warm spices of cinnamon nutmeg mace cloves and cumin. none of these are uniquely indian, and in fact half of the spices mentioned are sourced from indonesia. The spice is unironically more british than it is indian.

berries huh

great board you got here jannies