>News
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cvg1p1pwxn6o

Nadiya Husseins willy

17 in
1 out
wahey!!!

whats for dindins?

>>509941780
Link?

Hope josh dies this year.

>>509941780
A policy proposal by Lily and Bonnie

landlordanon drowning his sorrows and anti-josh posting over his 40k loss lmao

Why are women so evil?

all of them

wait to see what the actual plan is before spazzing about a headline in french media

>>509941809

>>509941832
40k loss?

>>509941876
why is every mobile phone video from britian basically just twin peaks in real life

How many rounds did St Luigi pop off? not many, and they were clumsy.

I'm thinking
3 round suppressed .22l revolver with enclosed 3d printed cylinder that doubles as a speed loader. I have a legal way of obtaining all the parts to build this, including the ammunition. I won't divulge that at the moment, this is just a concept.
Any burgers care to weigh in?

Ey up lads can someone post the video of the guys at the airport fighting the police and then the subsequent head kick cheers

Keep stuffing your face and drinking and getting fattier and weaker and flabbier and sitting all day and doing nothing

>>509941928
His Orks got steamrolled

>want to set standing order to kick off on last working day of month
>sorry you can't do that
>btw that standing order you just made to go off on a future date?
>yeah we've gone ahead and sent it anyway
Why is banking such a pain in the arse?

>>509941981
probably smooth bore, but it could in theory use some ready-made rifled barrel, from an airgun or some such.

>>509942038
What are you talking about?

Hello
Im looking to invest in the bright future of the UK, Hard working protestant morality, Strong loving family unit. easy going low trust society

Whats not to like?

>>509941876
Hahaha such a funny joke amongst lads! Hahahaha he got pranked hard hahahaha!

>>509941805
https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/2079748/keir-starmer-Macron-returns-deal-flop

>>509941981
Cylinder?

>>509941981
and by legal, I mean literally over the counter, no loicence of any kind necessary.

Bet none of you weak flabby faggots can do a single pull up.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it

>>509941845
>It's 24% of the population having some form of disability, not necessarily debilitating or requiring PIP
yes, 24% is roughly 1-4 lmao
>Of those who report disability, 45% are above state pension age, and therefore not entitled to claim PIP. Another 11% are children, and therefore not yet entitled to claim PIP (minimum age 16). So only 10.6% of the pop. are both disabled, and within the relevant age bracket for PIP
this has nothing to do with my point, you're clutching at straws because I btfo you early
PIP is replaced by attendance allowance when you reach a certain age. its functionally the same thing


>>509941845
>If that were so, means-testing would barely make a difference anyway, so why not just do it?
because to means test a benefit that allows disabled people to get into work and make their own money by mitigating the costs their disabilities incur before employment that act as barriers to employment, you will inevitably lead to even more hardship by taking those payments away when those individuals have flare ups or complications and can't work. and that hardship will inevitably cost the system even more and clog up healthcare even more. pip isn't charity. its meant to mitigate the negative effects of disability not just for the individual but for the system, so the system's integrity isn't damaged by being enfulged in people at rock bottom

>You think 1-in-20 people across the ENTIRE population being on a single type of benefit is fine and normal?
why would it not be normal? by what metric are you denying its normality?

>>509942152
this is a revolver cylinder, I chose 3 round to make the overall size of it small enough to enclose in a tube the same size as the suppressor, it's got to be sexy.

>>509942256
U BLOODY FOKEN WOT M8?

>>509942256
Need a bar for that.
The track record here isn’t great.

>>509941797
good bangers
good burgers
good kebabs

I'll have one hot dog, one kebab please

>>509942407
roflmao

>>509942384
earlier*

>>509941981
This is how you get the filth knocking on your door. You're a fucking retard. If you just bought the parts without attentionwhoring online, you'd have probably gotten away with it.

>>509942385
*and to leave enough material to be strong enough to handle the back pressure

>>509942454
I want them to be worried
I'm not doing anything illegal
I'm just thinking out loud

>>509942385
Yeah, sounds a bit complicated.
I’d go with something along the lines of a derringer for your first one.

>>509942256
I use my pullup bar to hang shirts

>>509942134
I was hoping this was ragebait without a link. If you're not planning to get out after this, you're done.

>>509942385
Luigi used a Welrod, didn't he?

>>509942256
I reckon i could do 3 but i'm not gonna try cos i'm doing lat pulldowns later

>>509942619
>less than 0.1% of India's population. Drop in the bucket, innit

>>509942641
what do you weigh

>>509942561
a blaster was my first thought, and you're right it would be simpler, but it's also nigger tier and i'd like to avoid that.

>>509942688
oops. missed a line break there.

>>509942696
85kg

>>509942529
Well you blew it. You'll be on their watchlists now. At least be smart enough to not use your bank card. And don't throw your life away for this shit, it's futile trust me.

the thing about starmer is ..... at least he's not badenoch or braverman.

>Why do Channel migrants want to come to the UK?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy9xyn30yj0o
>informal economy
New criminal activity buzzword dropped. No longer black, no longer shadow, now it's not formal work!
Allegedly 11% of our GDP is from illegals working *and* not paying tax, according to this BBC article. Surprised they said that.
>illegals can work after a year of being asylum gib-me-dats
>this is fine because in France it's 6 months
>and in Italy it's 60 days
Huh starting to sound like they're trying to make a list of reasons why illegals don't want to come.
>they cannot access gibs
>except accommodation and food and £50 a week
>free NHS
>free schooling
>they don't get this in France
>also research sez bennies don't matter, reuniting family members matters more
>... which we won't point out we also give a blanket approval for
Um?
>and remember the push factors!
>such as war and repression!
But the world always had war and repression?
>there are more asylum claims in europe than ever before!
>so we should just accept it
...?

https://xcancel.com/Telegraph/status/1942967036692287614#m
> Asylum seeker can stay in UK because of speech impediment
Bullying apparently works

>The Home Office argued that the man could safely go back to his home country as long as he deleted his Facebook account, which contained statements critical of the authorities.
>However, an upper immigration tribunal found that he could not be expected to conceal the “genuinely held” political beliefs “forged by his disability” to avoid persecution.
Fucking hell

>Behold, Judge Christopher Hanson's body of work.

>>509942125
Thr protestant bit.

>>509942740
full pull ups from 0 to bar?

>>509942637
some sort of custom job based on a welrod, but yeah it was bolt action, slow, and unreliable. His nerve was the only thing that got the job done, most would be one and done. Which is why i'm thinking
pop pop pop

>>509942792
>Looks like Judge Hanson's shitlib bias doesn't extend to all migrants - just the male ones
lol

>>509941834
Thats for the dad when he drives her home. We've all seen Rita, Sue and Bob Too

oi whats for fakin dindins

>>509942753
you can't kill an idea, and I'm full of them

>>509942799
yeah

>>509942852
>why don't you go to her?
>no! We must all live here!
Surprisd the judge didn't agree.

>>509942787
>Why do Channel migrants want to come to the UK?
>article by the State commissar fact-checkers

wew

>>509941797
>gas2coal
>red and black
Nazi BBQ?

>>509942941
gis a bit

>>509942256
Unfortunately the only thing you can do are let-downs.

>>509942941
any grilled onions you cunt?

>>509943035
alright

>>509941629 (OP)
>cutting Isa allowance
>raising taxes
In the not too distant future they'll stop you leaving the country with anything more than £10,000 as far right extremism

>>509942792
Courtesy of Jack 'the English as a race are not worth saving' Straw

>>509942960
Try thinking of a smart idea next time. If you're going to dedicate your life to this cause, do it offline. They know everything. Police were monitoring me for a year and a bit before we got formally acquainted.

>>509943054
We need to assimilate into the New British kulture and celebrate Eid.

>>509942941
Looks..... good?
I had tacos for lunch.. have a taco truck near by that is always busy and fresh... was delicious

>>509943149
Not shit
like I said I want them to be worried
think of this as my 'vote'.

>Moneys too tight to mention
ohhhh

£20 to last 8 days

>>509943084
keto.
no onion

Might start engaging in the Starmeresque Art of the Deal

>>509942384
>this has nothing to do with my point,
It obviously does. You've got 11% of the population meeting the two broadest criteria of a) disabled and b) in the right age bracket. Meanwhile, there's 6% of the population successfully claiming it. More than 50% of people who could theoretically be entitled to it, are on it. And that's obviously before going into the ins-and-outs of how broadly disability is categorised, and disability not automatically meaning you need financial support. Which tracks fairly well with success rates for different conditions (https://www.benefitsandwork.co.uk/personal-independence-payment-pip/success-rates), e.g. Coeliac Disease, or Acne Vulgaris, or Oppositional Defiance Disorder, those are probably not going to get you PIP
>PIP is replaced by attendance allowance when you reach a certain age. its functionally the same thing
I know, and with disabled kids it's the parents able to claim allowances for it. But they aren't PIP, and so aren't part of the PIP stats (obvs). Which is why they need to be highlighted as being excluded.
>allows disabled people to get into work and make their own money by mitigating the costs
Do you just not get what 'means testing' is? If you're capable of working and earning in the first place, you shouldn't need to fall back on state support
>pip isn't charity
I know, I can choose not to donate to a charity without being taken to court, I can't choose not to pay into this shite system
>why would it not be normal?
Are you taking the piss?

>>509943223
>worried

rofl, no one's worried, you fucking deluded spastic

Thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkHOVJINRD8

>>509943214
cor tacos

Why is there no investment advice on BBC Pidgin?
Really gets the almonds sparking

>>509942619

>>509943269
Best get some broth mix and £1 cutting bacon from tescos.

>>509942125
I live in that exact estate in SE London, what the actual fuck

>>509943355
15 second nigger theory.

>>509943355
Because they're all already fabulously wealthy

>>509943323
critique the design, you glowing cunt

>>509943322
I don't know why you even bother

>>509943223
Yea and once they get worried they'll throw you straight in prison where you will get raped by packs of niggers for the rest of your life. Not worth it. When the day comes though, just spam "no comment" in the interrogation and ask for a public defender immediately. They're not very good but do it anyways just to make their jobs a little bit harder. If you get bail get a decent barrister firm instead of a public defender.

>>509943536
Boredom

>>509942929
Bit cruel that

you claim to be brit/pol/, but you didn't pay £400 for shit tickets to see oasis?
how can I trust you lad?

>>509943355
you bury di monies, behind di tree. Di tree grows big wey fruit

>>509943749
I only pay my council tax, income tax, road tax and TV Licence.

>>509943719
Incoherent essaypost incumen in, mostly written by jeetian AI

>>509943624
I don't need to hide anything
you can get hold of all the parts on amazon, literlly all the parts, that's not my fault, it's theirs.

>>509943799
>TV Licence
it's over for you lad, I could just about forgive the other cuck taxes you choose to pay

>>509942385
there are 11 million illegal firearms in the uk as of 2016, do you think your LARP of " im building a gun to kill ppl lads wahey!" is remotely believable , youre a police operative.

>>509943749
>oasis
Don't trust Blairites, simple as

>>509942619

>>509943912
the police consider your airsoft gun you bought in the 90s before they had to be painted in LGBT colours as an illegal firearm
we are not a serious country

>>509942792
>Many immigration tribunal decisions are not publicly reported
Imagine how much skullduggery is kept under wraps.

>>509943912
>You're a police operative
Most likely. I was hoping it was just a naive teenager but everything online is a farce so it wouldn't surprise me at all. Glow posting is very much real believe me.

>>509943912
It's the ammunition that is the difficult part. And not being involved with organized crime is also a bit of a barrier.

>>509943784
Imagine being white English scrounging on the dole seeing retirement age being pushed back to nearly 70 while they announce the state pension will be bankrupt by 2035 and BBC Pidgin doesn't advise the diversity to invest.
Imagine thinking this isn't going to affect you. Just imagine that

>>509943724
I would fap to her nudes if you get what I mean

got my outfit ready for the heatwave

>>509943977
Pepper spray is classed as a firearm too. Fuck this country. Thailand here I come.

>>509944114
>the heatwave
29C is not a heatwave, it's a chilly day in Madrid

>British politics can be understood as the "jews and hindus party" vs the "Muslims and atheists party"

>>509944055
seventeen in
one out(maybe after jewish lawyers get their cut)

Imagine being a dole scrounger or a young anon and thinking this won't affect you.
Just imagine that

So where can we live free of BAME problems with only whites?

just put an oven pizza in

goodfellas margerita with the cheese stuffed crust

>>509944435
no carbs after midday, fatty

>>509944055
what first cottoned me on to the idea was gun jesus and his video on the Dardick 1500, also a design just begging to be converted to the 'home market' shall we say.

>>509944096
No, I'm afraid I don't

some tunes for the evening:
https://youtu.be/JKb35XPCy3U

>>509944557
best version,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9P0tvHbb-yU

>>509944480
what do you have? fruit and whole grains?

just had an absolutely gigantic poo

>>509944253
Walk away from this shit before it rots your brain forever. You'll think I'm a kike but trust me. I've been there and done that. Either walk away or learn to not take it so seriously, because in the end, nothing changes, nothing ever happens, and the most important thing life is yourself. Life is short. It's ok to believe in this, I still do. I'll never not hate niggers and Jews, but at the same time, I just don't care anymore. Stay for the memes and the humour. Laughter is what life is all about and hating niggers and Jews is just hilarious.

I found this quite blakpilling, group called Pakistanis in Manchester. Just browsing through the past few days you see:

>Pakistanis offering other Pakistanis (likely here illegally) a job for a few quid an hour
>Pakistanis posting about getting UK citizenship by making false domestic abuse claims and getting a visa as a result
>Pakistanis talking about the nicest places to live and describing certain places as "Asian areas"
>general scamming and moaning about how fellow Pakistanis scam so much
>Pakistanis complaining about other Pakistanis bringing Pakistanis here to work and treating them as slave labour

groups/1391713785091626

>>509944657
meats mostly in the evening.
'carnivore' diet is too restrictive, which is why most people don't stick to it. But if you restrict your carbs to the morning, and your proteins to the evening, you can get most of the benefits.

>>509941797
I dread to think how many licences you had to get to take this picture

>>509944389
It isn't about where you live per se. It's about your lifestyle. That Starbucks or maccies or tracksuit will give you instant gratification but it isn't going to get you away from this madness. Spend nothing. Invest everything. The UK is good to earn money. It isn't where you want to live or bring up a family. Earn. Invest. Gtfo

>>509944832
In 50 years or so we will look back on today's meat industry and the way we treat our fellow creatures as deeply immoral

>>509941797
You bought that grill yesterday didnt you and now showing off?

>>509944920
I'll be dead by then (God willing), so make it Medium Rare, cheers wagie.

>>509944752
I'm floating a little boat out onto the big dark ocean, if it gets swallowed whole that's not up to me.

>>509944832
Yeah I was just wondering what you eat for your carbs. Potatoes and pasta in the morning seems wrong.

>>509943719
I was going to reply until I saw this
haha
done yourselfffffff laaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
get a hobby or another job so you can pay more tax spastic
filtered

>>509944909
this was the average dock worker and bar wench

>"If people with our sorts of values ruled modernity, everything about this society would be at one level the same, and in every other respect completely different. People would still drive contemporary cars, there'd still be jets, and there'd still be supercomputers and so on, but the texture and the nature of life would be different in every respect. How so? Firstly, cultures would be mono-ethnic. Secondly, there would be a respect for the past glories of our civilisation. Thirdly, we would not preface every attempt to be strong by saying "I'm sorry, I'm sorry for what we have done..." We're not sorry! And we've stepped over the prospect of being sorry."

>>509945048
oats (I usually have porridge and honey for brekkie). Lunch time I might have a sandwich. But then that's it for carbs.

>>509945048
most people eat bread or cereal for brekky, or potatoes in the form of hash brown with a full english

If you're rich like me breakfast is high protein greek yoghurt with blueberries, raspberries and chia seeds and a matcha latte

Josh is a paedophile
he got banned on 4chan for CP
he got banned by his own friends on discord for CP

>>509945265
no one cares

there's nowhere to go

i thought america might be a future to work todays, but it's totally jewed

everything is done

>>509944909
and aim to become a metropolitan international like made in Chelsea?

A cowards fate, i'd rather a blow out

>>509944633
>woman singing our based songs
fuck off

>>509945069
kek

>>509945066
>done yourselfffffff
By being bored on a Wednesday evening?
>get a hobby
>says the shut-in who's on here talking to himself 18 hours a day
lmao

>>509945338
time to start [ᵇˡᵃˢᵗᶦnᵍ]

lol
https://x.com/klara_sjo/status/1942940695821508635

you're filtered mate
stop being so desperate
get a second job taxlet scum
me? I'm working right now

>>509945393
you imbecile
Whom looses the most in war?
Oh lend an ear ye jacoobite.

Some of us wet the knife

>>509945338
Appalachia

>>509945548
corrrr

>>509945486
>you're filtered mate
But you saw my post and felt compelled to (passive-aggressively) reply to it?

>>509944832
>benefits
muh benefits
bet you're a greasy old bloated fuck who can't do a single pull up

>>509945449
Fucking lmao, practically leapt out that chair

>>509945486
you bought a Peugoet
you should have bought a Toyota
now you're paying double the price of a Rav4
your neighbours joke about you
they're right
>>509945508
women belong in the kitchen, not ruining our songs. And especially not ruining Burns.

>>509945449
What kind of a shop is that?

>pls notice me gobbo, pls read my replies
maybe next time you'll act honorably and I won't be forced to disregard you like dirt on my boot

>>509945669
it's a larp shop

>>509945659
You're a fool. Her version is the most beautiful

>>509945336
die paedo

>>509945659
host a poll on it

All the lefty/jew news commentators have received their orders to push the idea of ID cards at every opportunity

>>509944805
>any warehouse space in cheetham hill
pretty sure cheetham hill is just one giant pakistani warehouse

>>509945632
>can't do a single pull up
there is no point arguing with someone on 4chins about how many pullups I can do. The only thing more retarded than implying someone can't do pullups, is arguing with that retard when you actually can.
So I guess you'll never know how many I do

>>509945338
mad to think we may witness the end of this cycle

>>509945711
>>pls notice me gobbo, pls read my replies
Yet you're still acknowledging my presence. You can't even filter people lmao
>and I won't be forced to disregard you
You were just too thick to come up with a reply, so now you're coping and seething tbqhwy

>>509945776
you can tell it's jnonce because he's giving shit dietary advice while looking like shit
>>509945835
I accept your concession

Diane Abbott's big brown arse

>>509945744
it was horrendous. she has no idea of the civil strife behind the song. The dumb cunt probably thought it was about 'love'.

>>509943724
hot, she looks like Tate McRae

>he did it again
kek
beg

>>509945940
>she looks like Tate McRae
Faceblind autist confirmed

>>509945924
Angela Rayner and Rachel Reeves stomping on your face, forever

>>509945924
Corbyn has raw dawged that arse more times than your Dad has wanked over hedge porn rags

>>509946015
>you're filtered laaaaa
>but I'm still going to respond every time you post laaaaa
lmao

>>509945934
your statement is outrageous, it her her life that she loses because the crown is zogged.
The loss felt most keen by those left behind.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gb8AGuD2uOI

The sorrow of a beautiful woman being the best any man can hope for

>still pretending he's got a job
lol

corbyn and sultana are gonna proper rile up the daddy dom / sub tumblrettes if they really do start their own party

>>509946072
no love for R Sheeboona? racist!

>>509946206
Done him

>>509946199
fuck off you boring cunt
women have no idea of the real pain of war. If their husband dies in battle, they shack up with someone else
>SAUCCCCE?
census records

>>509946072
Angela Rayner's Dr Martens in your mouth

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1752076985067234.webm

>>509945940
I don't know who she is

>>509946241
Saarverus Snape

>>509946306
I mean you're not wrong tbqhwy

>>509946377
>her DNA was recovered
so hot

>>509946377
why do you have all these saved, what is wrong with you?

>>509946306
>tfw war brides

>>509945358
But you won't. You'll sit there dole scrounging hoping against hope working people will stay to pay you your bennies. Why would they do that when they've just been told they're not going to get a pension.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/money/tax/young-wealthy-people-leaving-uk-1970s-brain-drain/

>>509946399
you understand why muslims force their women to wear the ninja mask

>>509946368
Hm, yes, women definitely belong in frontline policing, no doubt

>>509946368
Whamen shunt be coppas for they own seftey

>>509946427
She was leaking

>>509946507
Our homegrown eco-friendly AI industry will generate new wealth form inside Britain.

>>509946535
women can only be police officers in high trust societies. anywhere else they get battered. As female Met cuntstables are now realising.

>>509946368
Absolutely fucking useless

>>509946464
huh
>>509946427
In what form did the DNA come, you reckon?

>>509946306
You're outrageous, woman hold the true pain of war in the paradox of the very thing he's protecting

>>509946507
wait, don't tell me
it's because of brexit so now we need to rejoin and accept more bullshit problems

>>509944805
I would work for a few quid hour frankly. The job market is so fucking competitive id take anything. Nearly 25 and never worked a day in my life. Applied for thousands of jobs, all but 4 applications were ignored, and they were rejection letters kek.

>>509946507
god, i wish i was smart and well paid enough to leave. shouldn't have fucked around

>>509946606
>homegrown eco-friendly AI industry
the UK will never be an 'AI leader' for many reasons, notably
1) high energy cost
2) high regulation
3) no freedom of speech
4) high tax on any successful business

>>509946368
His grinning face at 00:19, kino. Sows squealing, pork chops for dinner

>>509946507
I'm enjoying your posts a lot lmao

>>509946689
> woman hold the true pain of war
the dead men actually win that, you stupid cunt

>>509946711
>Nearly 25 and never worked a day in my life. Applied for thousands of jobs
utter, utter fucking state of you. I'd already worked 10 different shit jobs by age 25. I'm now 29 and on £95k. are you in the north or something? Never had trouble finding work in Kent, Sussex or London.

>>509946645
Even in high-trust societies, criminals are the ones violating that social trust. There's probably a role for WPCs, family liaison and stuff, but it's totally mental that they'd get deployed to something like that

>rand bloke seething about a woman
Tale old as time.

>>509946765
>1) high energy cost
Ed's sorted it
>2) high regulation
Not a bad thing
>3) no freedom of speech
Not needed in a high trust society
>4) high tax on any successful business
Nationalised AI companies, lad

>>509946830
>Never had trouble finding work in Kent, Sussex or London.
Plenty of willys that need gobbling out your way, eh?

>>509946820
to be fair its equal in measure. Dying one day doesn't compare to dying everyday for the rest of your life

>>509946368
Kek.

>>509946368
he looked like a big bloke, most male police probably wouldn't have fared much better
i'd have battered him though myself

>>509946679
Snail trail on the settee

>reeee! Don't talk about leaving. Don't like it me I don't. Ngubu isn't going to give me bennies he isn't. Need you to stay me I do. Too much talk of leaving there is. Haven't done anything wrong me I haven't. Just want you to pay me to do fuck all I do. Lets talk about avin' a poo or something. Like that me I do
Just imagine being a dole dosser left on this sinking ship surrounded by people that want you dead. Just imagine that

>>509946868
AI datacenters need water and we are nowhere near the energy requirements

>>509946679
Funny how women will care so much about height, but if you’re lucky enough to be a dog or a child, she completely ignores the fact that you’re a shortcel.

>>509946845
Many foid cops in Saudi Arabia? It's a high trust society...
>>509946868
>Ed's sorted it
highest industrial energy in the developed world. so no, he fucking hasn't.
>Not a bad thing
yes it is
>Not needed in a high trust society
if you tell the nigger who raped your daughter he's a nigger, you'll do more jail time than him
>Nationalised AI companies, lad
oh thank god, I thought you were a serious person. I didn't realise you were a spastic.

>>509946711
mental

>>509947066
>water
We're surrounded by the stuff mate

>>509946906
I'm not in your ma's line of work pal

>>509946693
Brexit? The fuck are you talking about. The world is bigger than that day trip to Calais you had with the special class at school

>>509946830
I live in Newcastle and fucked my life up years ago. I'm not one of these types to blame everyone else though. We all control our destiny. Will be getting a driving job as soon as I pass my test because even the most retarded person can do that and it's always in demand

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14889225/female-PE-teacher-sex-offences-girls-boys.html

>>509947079
>Many foid cops in Saudi Arabia?
Apparently so, bizarrely
>In 2008, the Saudi Arabian Ministry of Interior established a dedicated training program for female police officers, which focused on physical fitness, weapons training, and crime investigation.
>In 2019, the Ministry of Interior announced that it had begun recruiting women for security and military roles, including positions in the Special Security Forces and the General Directorate of Narcotics Control

>>509947021
pop pop pop

>>509947213
>Apparently so, bizarrely
I'd fucking batter them

>>509947178
you're only 25 you have shitloads of time to turn it around
for me earning money is way easier than getting a gf, for others it seems to be the opposite

>>509947021
kek
brutal

>>509947141
Then why do we have a hosepipe ban?

>>509947146
so it's not about brexit? that's refreshing af
I look forward to not hearing that in the news

>>509941629 (OP)
I BUMPED A MENORAH AND THEY ARE SENDING ME TO CROCODILE CASTLE AAAAAAHHHHHH

>>509947178
>getting a driving job as soon as I pass
Nobody wants a freshy, you have to have held your licence for a bit

>>509947316
the luvvies need to be reminded who rules over them and their gardens

cor

>>509947321
>nono you can't talk about brexit anymore, what's done is done ok?!
No. We Remainers are going to keep rubbing your brexitard noses in the fact you fucked up this country, BIGLY.

>>509946796
The writing is on the wall. Deep down you know it. You won't see retirement. I doubt you'll see fifty before they chuck you in a HMO with ngubu. I know you're scared. You've got a good couple of decades to get a job, earn, save and gtfo or maybe you won't. Maybe you'll be happy in a HMO with three meals a day and government issued clothes and Velcro trainers.

>>509947357
ar Ray did an episode on that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCOwe5hXW44

if you're wondering what the background music is, also used in the titles for Extreme survival, it's Five by Lamb.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRXTmIg7cuY

>>509947500
based
does he have bodyguards?
Anybody that touches the banks pets are in danger

anyway, real talk, heart to heart, proper shit
rav4 or a crv? I don't need off-roading capability or I'd save up more and get a land cruiser.
I just need a decent reliable overlander.

>>509947555
ok so it is about brexit
got it
loud and clear

>>509947639
2/2
just want something reliable to head up to the Scottish highlands, and to bum around the Welsh hills.

>>509947591
Bumpng off Lowe is cause for war.

>>509947266
You're right. I know plenty of chavs who refuse to work or can't work, but they go through more women than Bond. The whole gf and sex thing never appealed much to me anyways but i can only imagine how shit it must feel being considered "undesirable" in both work and leisure. Well, I don't have to imagine kek. Neetdom does have it's upsides but you'll never shake off the feeling that you're (not you in particular) a useless piece of shit.

>>509941705
>Nadiya Husseins willy
It is time this stopped, it was never funny to begin with.

>>509947566
>deep down you know it
you really shouldn't project your own thoughts and beliefs onto other people lad
we are not the same person
I invested where it counts and I know based on that, that it doesn't matter what happens I will always be ok
you're the one shitting your pants over the economy
I don't give a fuck either way
why is that?
imagine investing all of this time and energy in something thats collapsing around you when you could be investing in yourself internally, giving yourself the only kind of security that really exists that is wholely dependent on your state of mind

>>509947639
boycott all japanese businesses

>>509947751
lmfao, ok, what non-nip SUV are you recommending?
If you say anything other than a Disco3 I might block you on 4chins

>>509947580
fuck all that I got gassed out drinking a six pack last night I'm not made for survival I'm made for one big explosion

>>509947730
Its the reactions that make it funny.

>>509947729
>Neetdom does have it's upsides but you'll never shake off the feeling that you're (not you in particular) a useless piece of shit.
not surprising, the primary sources of validation your male ancestors recieved were from working and from fucking. as a neet incel you get neither and have to simulate earning rewards/status through video games

>>509947751
t. indoneisan or gook

>>509947751
Knee-how, Wang

>>509947020
>>509947070

>>509947719
with rolling pins?

>>509947966
she's got that HR cunt look

>>509947382
Oh great. Fuck me this really is hopeless. Get the exact same dilemma when applying for regular jobs. I kid you not, a glass collecting job in a shitty pub asked for a years prior experience. Its fucking ridiculous. Its always been a job for teenagers. Its the go-to first job but not these days evidently.

>>509947901
Does Mr. Noor's empty praise while he's looking to replace you with one of his cousins really get you off to the same level as sex does?

>>509947966
False advertising

>>509948068
burn the nerd who created insta filters

>>509947966
These uggos think they're god's gift simply for the fact they're not old or fat.

Britain, an irrelevant shithole nobody cares.

>the father didn't report the teacher fucking his son to the police
The sick fuck

>>509941629 (OP)
Itt jew factionalism>>509947608

>>509948025
>glass monkeying requires a years experience
How hard is it to say "that pint dead mate?"

>>509948025
its evolutionary selection
The world is built on lies, The test in job applications is how well you can lie and not get found out

>>509948198
and yet you're here to remind us of this...
weird social dynamic...

Lads I'll just come right out and say it. We probably should just give Falk land islands back to Argentina. Look at the recovery they have made and how far we have falled. If we give the island residentes another referendum, they will choose the argentine miracle instead of infinity BAMEs. This clutching tight of our past is starting to hurt our own people

And swedens gone back into the global filterlist.

>>509948280
> give Falk land islands back to Argentina
lmao, fuck off Pedro
they never had them. they are ours.

>>509946645
shut up you paedophile

banger time? yesssir
https://youtu.be/9X_ViIPA-Gc

>>509947856
renault clio

>>509948198
alri chang

>>509948441
i've done you
>>509948446
you should suck off >>509948441

https://nitter.net/toadmeister/status/1942927865604882839#m

>>509947901
Chavs are constantly rutting and knocking kids out to all manner of slappers. They're all dog rough too. From 100 yards you might think one looks alright but up close when you see their rotten teeth, wonky eyes and leather skin from the sunbeds you just want to puke in your own mouth.

It's an IQ thing, they're not capable of rational thought and their minds are occupied purely by their base instincts. They just experience life, life happens to them. They have very little agency over it.

>>509948278
Job applications are probably the ultimate autist filter. Actual autists are almost always unemployed, I'm sure it's like at least 60%.

>>509948499
you're a paedophile
a fat , greasy, bald, low IQ, middle aged paedophile. You got banned for CP on 4chan and banned for CP on discord too. You disgusting paedo rat kike

>>509941797
You did update the software on that BBQ before cooking, right lad?

>>509948654
during the last job application process i started using the recruiter as a therapist saying i was really upset i couldn't get a character reference
thought if i'm not getting the job i might as well inject a bit of honesty into this soulless automaton

>>509948702
Cabbage Protests?

>>509947873
>teeheehee people are bored of my spam gimmick, that makes it "worthwhile"
You're a worthless human

>>509948068
Be hilarious if blokes started suing women for catfishing them on dates. Charge them your travel expenses for having to turn up to a date and them being absolutely nothing like their profile pics.

>>509948788
Just wait until your smart BBQ decides you have exceeded your carbon footprint allowance for the month and can't have a BBQ this weekend so shuts itself down.

>>509948025
You're uninsurable with a brand new license, unless you do pizzas in which case you just pretend your insurance covers it

another nobody....

>>509949037
That's what motability cars are for. Claim autism bennies and get a new EV shitbox from China to drive around in. No worrying about tax, insurance, servicing. Just fill it up and drove about.

You can get a mobility car for IBS now. Just say you shit yourself on public transport and can't wait the duration of a bus ride.

>>509949085
somebody should tell the boomers

>>509949226
>>509949226
>>509949226


new

>>509949085
And Reform will stand down in the next general election like Farage always does. He's the pied piper of nationalism. All the idiots follow him to nowhere.

>>509949203
Say that to the other anon, I'm all set

>>509949289
will round up the old tory voters, walk away, hand them back, then claim his peerage from them

>>509949292
Good lad. They'll only spend the money on migrant hotels anyway. Claim what you can. We've got a Skoda Kamiq on order

>>509949085
chairman during the reign of liz truss

>>509948889
Not me you nob

>>509941797
A few cans of stella and that fuckin fence is goin up in smoke with the grill and gas bottle
job fucked

>>509949382
Voting isn't for the plebs anyway. Plebs aren't supposed to vote. They're supposed to march on their betters with pitchforks and torches.

Remember how petrified they all were on Jan 6th when a bunch of Magatards went walkabouts in a government building. They're fucking terrified of getting lynched because they know they're all a bunch of filthy traitors and absolutely deserve to swing. Rumour is that it keeps Kier Starmer up at night. He worries constantly that he will be the next Ceaușescu

>>509941797
Corr I've got the same BBQ. It's great. Just use the gas when you're doing sausages and burgers for the kids but when the prime cuts of steak come out you switch to charcoal.

>>509942121
Warhammer 40K

>>509942529
If everyone fed posts it will break the system.

>>509942941
Smother your corn in butter and wrap them in tinfoil next time

>>509943001
It's a grimdark BBQ

>>509949203
I'm already on PIP bennies for being an autistic spaka. Got a mobility car but my ma drives it.

>>509943084
On the left there is a gas burner under the cover so you can fry onions and eggs on there too.

>>509944389
Svalbaard

>>509947739
Tell me how that works out when ngubu cuts your head off and claims your hovel

>>509946507
Yup. I'm just waiting for my kids to move out and then I'm selling up and I'm off. I'll have enough for a golden visa in Greece so the kids will get their inheritance upfront and I'll just fuck off to a nice warm Greek island that you can only access by boat and I'll spend my days pottering around finding the goats that have gone wandering off in the hills so I can make feta cheese.

>>509946679
HRT did this. They start HRT in their 40s now and it gives them brain rot.

>>509942125
Wales

>>509946711
It's fucking pointless mate. Unless you're a professional or a skilled trade and earn enough to pay the higher tax rate then it's literally not worth it. I wouldn't get out of bed for less then £50k now. Not when I know for a fact there is a family of dossers with six kids who clear £3k a month in benefits. You'd need to be clearing £4k+ a month to get that after tax working full time.