Thread 510183744

Firstly its unnecessarily bloated - 33 letters, thirty fucking three disgusting letters, who ever fucking needs this many, and most aren't even used, not to mention written backwards.
Secondly its fucking ugly - brrrr shhhh chchch, its like a mongolian throat singing but dunken, i fucking hate how it sounds, it has literally zero melody in it, you can't sing you can't talk you can't do shit.
Thirdly - its impossible to use it literary, its made in such a way that you must resort to bydlo slang, because otherwise its even uglier, and the bydlo slang comes from prison so you can imagine what type of shit sounds you'd be making.
Fourthly - its impossible to master for non native speakers, no matter how much you will speak it or how long will you live in Russia, if you wasn't born in it you will never pass as native which brings us to the bad part - its impossible to unlern, i will fucking have to always know it, these fucking drunk gorilla ebushaya ishaka sounds are forever with me, i may never go outside and only use 4chan with my bros who speak english but i will always be contaminated by this disgusting vocabulary disease that is russian language.
Fifthly - the "R", should i really say more about this cum gargling R sound that russians make, no other language has this distinctly awful R, it sunds like a diarrhea ass shooting out a fountain of wet shit onto the street on the hot sunny day in bangladesh, and this fucking R can't be unlearned too, once you get it its with you forever.
And this is why it sucks

ok bro

>>510183744 (OP)
Did ANYBODY ask?

>>510183744 (OP)
33 huh? Hmmm

>>510183744 (OP)
ok mykola

Russian is spoken in a deeper voice compared to other language so it's a good thing for dudes.

>>510183901
Shut up bitch this is political

>>510183744 (OP)
Is that why you all drink

Just like my russian grandpa used to say

>Never suck the shaft if you do not intend to go for the balls!
Or
>Better two cocks in the throat than one in the ass

True russo-soviet wisdom

>>510183744 (OP)
Russian's pretty cool actually. It's like nigger ebonics, a great object of study in the border between zoology and anthropology.

>>510183744 (OP)
i always thought cyrillic looked like drunk latin

some of these are outrageous

>>510184035
no you just hearing churkas and think this is russian while they are not native either, Putin is your typical russian speaker and he sounds like a castrate on a cold day

>>510184210
Gem

>>510184314
I have russian friends and they speak in a deeper voice in Russian compared to English

https://youtu.be/quEgo5X8sgI?t=1920

>>510184280
>Most of us don't speak a Latin based language
>Get forced to use the Latin alphabet by the Church

Why are they like this?

English and Russian are largely French pidgin.

>t.polyglot

>>510184817
i'm sorry to tell you but you have churka friends

>>510185018
No he is from St. Petersburg.

>>510184035
It's true, speaking as someone from England who learnt Russian to fluency (contrary to the faggot OP's claims, foreigners can learn Russian well), Russian is spoken from the back of the throat, British English is spoken from the front of the throat. This naturally gives Russian a deeper, more masculine sound.

>>510185061
>pidersburg
all churkas flock to the big cities, it would make more sense if they were from some buttwipe village from "krai" of something but the big cities have less russians than ethnics

>>510185332
He doesn't look like a churka though. He has typical slav features like blondish hair, round face, small chin.

>>510183744 (OP)
Vidye Moy velicibyet?
Eto neh Moy motor

>>510183744 (OP)
It's really funny to read this alphabet to the tune of the english-language ABC song
>A B V G
>D, E, YE
>YO JO ZH Z
>I Y I J K
>I M N
>O P R
>S T U F
>KH H TS
>C CH SH SHCH
>Y E E
>YU JU YA JA
>SING WITH ME

>>510185426
>round face, small chin
absolutely disgusting, but back to our topic this is some delusion because clearly i spoke to more russians than you and they don't sound any deeper than any westerners

>>510185591
You haven't spoken to more westerners than me so you don't have the reference point.

>>510185765
I've heard more trough various media

>>510185765
>>510185929
Language can't change the deepness of a voice this is just retarded

>>510186001
It can because tone matters in language.

>>510183744 (OP)
Convert to superior serbian aбвгдђeжзијклљмнњoпpcтћyфхцчџш

>>510185119
Russian is one of the most feminine sounding slavic languages

>>510183744 (OP)
A terminal case of self hate

so Trump's big beautiful bill is 666 in russian

>>510183744 (OP)
My language has 56 letters

>>510183744 (OP)
>Russian language
It's Bulgarian. Say thank you.

>>510183744 (OP)
Sad to hear fren.

>>510186264
i think it sounds like english, but played backwards

>>510186146
No it can't the voice doesn't change, the vocal cords don't miraculously change just because you decided to speak different language.

>>510186389
Did you know you can speak in a deeper voice if you want. Singers change their tone all the time

>>510183744 (OP)
>Firstly its unnecessarily bloated - 33 letters
That's nothing and takes 2 seconds to memorize, give up if learning a few symbols makes you this upset.
>its fucking ugly
I like how it sounds, I dislike how it looks. Maybe you should learn a romance language.
>Fourthly - its impossible to master for non native speakers
>if you wasn't born in it you will never pass as native which brings us to the bad part
Not true at all, for any natural language. No point in trying to convince you, you're too far gone.

>>510183744 (OP)
vatnik your language is fine, just stop invading ukraine. No one has ever laughed at the russian language it's gotta be better than whatever the jeets speak.

>>510186348
Russian women are the product of racemixing of europeans with mongols btw. If you think they're beautiful then you should support racemixing.

>>510186498
Deliberately, but not naturally, which you implied when said that russian language sounds deeper, it doesn't.

>>510183744 (OP)
I think English is fucking retarded as well.

>>510186413
We don't eat cats and dogs here

>>510186804
If you do something deliberately a lot of times, it becomes muscle memory.

>>510183744 (OP)
HAHAHAHAHA this nigger have problem to learn Russian i learned it while playing DayZ because fucking names of cities were in Russian.

LOL filtered

>>510183901
I was glad to hear anon’s rant

>>510183744 (OP)
>you can't sing you can't talk you can't do shit
That's the point. Nicholas II learned to speak English fluently.

>>510186500
>Not true at all
It is true, you will never sound like a real russian, the compliments you get are a lie that people say just to be nice, the best you can do is to sound understandable and thats that.

>>510184280
I thought those were the new genders

>>510186976
No it doesn't, trannoids try to sound deeper and practice for many years yet they still don't change, just give up.

>>510183744 (OP)
idk i think its kinda cool sounding but thats also bedcause i played metal gear 3 as a kid where cyrillic looked really cool and revolver ocelot was cool

cheer up bud not everybody gets to be an aryan english speaking master race you know? some people jsut gotta be africans in life or worse, russian

>>510186371
I'd say it sounds a lot like Portuguese, for a non-slavic person

>>510187138
It's a pretty good language for singing objectively speaking, not as good as romance languages, but still it's one of the most melodic slavic languages. Western Slavic languages seem a bit harsher, and south slavic ones are the harshest, lots of those č (tsh) and š (sh) sounds. Anon is probably a churka with brown skin and vantablack eyes

>>510186500
>I like how it sounds, I dislike how it looks
I blame onesided fonts which overemphasize right angles at the expense of a more fluid look.
Picrel is the kind of font (academy web) i use for reading lately... Perfect for 19th century novels.

>>510183744 (OP)
I think it sounds nice when sexy women speak it. It's comparable to English or German in aesthetics to me. I like that it's phonetic too

>>510186982
>>510187075
Ha флaг пocмoтpитe дeбилы eбaныe... нy вoт из-зa вac пpишлocь oпять иcпoльзoвaть этoт быдлoдиaлeкт yнтepмeншeй этoмy нeт кoнцa...

>>510187503
Like Greek for retards basically

>>510184826
>>510184280
isn't Cyrillic mostly based on Greek and Latin characters?
Oлeг = Oleg (i see gamma (г) and a weird lambda (л) )
Пётp = Peter (I see pi (П) and rho (p))
Aнтoн = Anton I guess (н) makes an "n" sound
гpaнaтa = grenade гpa = gre | нaтa = nada "grenada" I know this from CoD
cнaйпep = sniper = cнaй = schni | пep = per I learned this from the signs in Tarkov

I don't speak Russia I just know a little from Tarkov and CoD

>>510187241
There's a limit. Troons want a deeper voice than they can naturally obtain.

>>510183744 (OP)
i'm native English and think Russian sounds nice, better than most languages. Spanish and German are my least favorites. just ugly languages all around.

i can read Cyrillic and don't really have a lot of problems with it but only know a handful of Russian words. it's not as bad as you are thinking, OP

>>510186686
Ok fren.

>>510183744 (OP)
>>510187871
when I was little my brother told me this was the Soviet national anthem:
https://youtu.be/kLxxbXRSWgk?t=84

I thought it was so cool. Russian sounds good

I think it's awesome. The great regret of my life is when I was going to join the American мopпeхи, the only job they'd give me was as a cryptological linguist in the Russian language. I didn't want a six-year contract, so I became an army infantryman for two years and change. Lot of fun but not very satisfying intellectually.

>>510187871
>not as bad as you are thinking
Yeah it worse, i've been subjected to this language for more and longer than you can imagine and its bad, think of it this way when you hear a song you don't notice the small details but hear it a thousand times and you can see every shitty mistake every mishap this is what i see, i see the very core of it and its fucking ugly, there's no language it the world that is this disgusting i can say that for certain.

>>510183744 (OP)
I agree.
Russian people, at times, can be more annoying than niggers.

>>510183744 (OP)
Don't insult my alphabet, scum

>>510188278
any tonal language is automatically worse
In many cases you can't sing a melody in Chinese without changing the meaning of the words. Everyone's just supposed to know that you really meant the same word but with the OTHER intonation, but changed it to match the melody

>>510183901
Roshiahito has been plague of empire far too long. You can always prove world war 2 was a controlled war, Russians and Japanese had their best troops (apparently) on the boarders, but never attacked, when the Japanese attacking Russian underbelly would have been a huge win for the Germans. And why the fuck would Japan take on the us surface navy. Because they weren’t going to get funding if they didn’t. One of many reasons why ww2 was created. But lot of the events didn’t actually take place.

>>510188038
>Soviet national anthem
Very despondent howling sounds desu

>>510188453
You should convert to latin like the rest of balkans

pyccкий oхyeннeн

poняю микpoфoн

>>510183744 (OP)
Sounds massively better than Hebrew. Just hearing an Israeli accent is enough to make you realize they all need to die.

>>510188670
cмoтpи в дyшe нe poняй

>>510186264
Yep, it makes Russian girls sound cute and cozy but males should keep their mouths shut.

>>510183744 (OP)
Хyй бyдeшь?

>>510188752
в дyш c микpoфoнoм?

ты лoy IQ? шyткa былo пpo мылo нeyч.

>>510188741
20% of jews are russian speakers, hebrew sounds exactly like russian just the words are different.

>>510188320
Just because your daughter fucks them for pennies in back alleys doesn't make them better than Russians, Shlomo.

>>510188582
Why would we convert to latin when we have our own alphabet

>>510188887
вooбщeтo шyткa былo пpo тo чтo тeбя в oчкo eбyт нy дa лaднo

its a gay thing

>>510188741
Hebrew is by far the best language spoken in the region, and overall really melodic because they have almost Italian proportions of vowels and consonants. But it depends on an accent, of course european jews speak the best hebrew.

>>510188970
because it fucking sucks

>>510189010
Btw, I understood why OP hates Russian. He's an illiterate faggot and can't even spell things properly in his native (?) language

>>510188894
Hebrew sounds nothing like Russian. Hebrew is Arabic shit language with a little change to a vowel sound and a lot of gutteral crap than even phlegm-drenched Arabic speakers look down on. Arabic sounds like horses farting but Hebrew sounds like a 'jeet raping a horse.

>>510189010
нy ты тo cвoи фaнтaзии нe пpиплeтaй, пидopoк)

>>510183744 (OP)
adopt portuguese-latim as your alphabet and phonetic library. maybe it will change russian overtimes, but at least you have a legit roman alphabet.

>>510189035
Hebrew and Arabic both sound like they're hocking up loogies, they are awful

In terms of just sounding nice:
French > English > Russian > German > Spanish = Italian = Portuguese

This is the kind of kike that fled USSR.

>>510189111
You literally can't be literate in russian, its a slave language spoken by the servants of tsars and other nobles while they all were speaking french and german because they were french and german and no amount of cope and historical revisionism will ever change that.

>>510189147
Latin isn't compatable to slavic languages. Look at Polish as a reference point

>>510189309
Sure thing, faggot, now proceed to the пeчкa : 3

>>510189309
are you a self hating russian or just a shill? who cares bro

>>510187425
Looks nice but it looks like if it was all written in capital letters. Your small letters are often just smaller capitals.

>>510189111
The beauty of russian is that the classical version (and I consider it from 19th century pre-reformation) already incorporates his hohol dialect. Sone examples

circle - кpyг (proper russian)
circle - кoлo (old russian and ukrainian)

axe - тoпop (proper russian)
axe - ceкиpa (old russian and ukrainian)

There are thousands of examples like this and in general if our people all learned from mr Dal, we'd have fewer quarrels

>>510189443
You did this btw. There was a huge psy-op in 00s - 10s in Russian internet aimed at self-hatred and xenopatriotism. All bankrolled by USaid and similar european organizations.

>>510189443
3 versions
vpn
Ukrainian who fled to Russia and hates it from inside
Russian onions cuckold

>>510183744 (OP)
>bitching about alphabet size out the gate
You dumb geek, you could more easily insult Russia with:

>Puccia
>Pucci
>Pussy

>>510189138
>Arabic sounds like horses farting but Hebrew sounds like a 'jeet raping a horse.
Sounds exactly like russian
>>510189287
>kike that fled
is this why russia has a jewish autonomous region?

>>510183744 (OP)
Get a grip, libtard.

>>510183744 (OP)
Really? I've always wanted to learn Russian. The letters look cool. And it sounds good.

>>510183744 (OP)
Truly and beautiful and nuanced language and culture!

>>510189645
The origins of Hebrew vocalizations lie in centuries of their women volunteering to be throatfucked by BBC.
Every Hebrew sentence is derived from the response to a jewish husband's plea of "Please, my Yenta, don't cuck me like this in front of the whole world", which of course was a gargled semitic "No, Moshe! I won't stop! Bring me more niggers! Tell the world! I'm going to take them all!"
It's just in their nature.

>>510187794
Yeah, a couple of Bulgarian monks were at some point tasked with adapting Greek for them.
Although I don't undestand why their Νν (Nn) is Hн like our capital Ηη.

>>510186001
Yes, it can. My voice is deeper when I sepak Russian, and higher when I speak English

>>510185509
>Now I know my ABVs
>Next time won't you drink with me

>>510189478
Sometimes it's true, with this font however it's still distinguishable imo. Latin on the other hand has some serious issues with i L (Il) or UV (especially hard serifs) which sometimes makes captchas or passwords unsolvable. No language is perfect

>>510183744 (OP)
Sounds like you are just a brainlet who never got more than a '3' in russian class in school lol. Maybe you're even just a churka

>>510190065
>and higher when I speak English
Thats because you want to sound more feminine and become a femboy toy for some rich westerner who will help you immigrate out of here, can't blame you tho.

>>510183744 (OP)
>>510183744 (OP)
>>510183744 (OP)
NOT
THE
HECKIN
LETTERS ANON

OY VEY
S U S R A E L SUSUS AMOGUS SP[OTTUMGOTTEM SNEEDIUS MAXIMUS KEKITHUS

>>510190020
>>510190020
>>510190020
JEWS
ARE ALREADY NIGGERS
SO IT IS NOT VERY SURPRISING THEY'RE WHORES LIKE MOST WAHMEN

>>510189875

Yes, Shakespeare is much more profound as read in its original Russian.

>>510190506
>>510190506
>>510190506
WOAH
MEMEFLAGGOT
THE HECKIN' SHAKESPEARE

DOES HE TALK ABOUT
JEWS
AND THE NIGGERS // SPICS???

YAWN
BORING
MOVING ON, LMAO XDD

>>510190186
Are you trying to shit on my english you fucking bitch, tis my pride and joy its literally perfect you scum faggot. If there's something i wrote with a foreign spelling to your dick fuckied ears then it was for a reason. Ever heard of an artistic purpose, sure you haven't you brainless schmuck don't ever try to shit on my english you fucking bitch!

BTW
RUSSIABOOS
HOW IS THE SPECIAL MILITARY OPERATION GOING

ARE YOU
WINNING YET
GOY MEN???

>>510183744 (OP)
I invented the Russian language

>>510190632
>>510190632
>>510190632
FR FR
NOCAP
TREEFITTY
ONGAWD

HOL'UP
MIZZAH DEH BLYAT BLYAT POWER 2 MAJIGGITY, HILLDAWG 2069

>>510190653
>>510190653
>>510190653
HOLY
SHIT
A TALKING GYPSY. KEK.

>>510186686
Ethnic Russians have essentially zero Mongolian DNA, retard. The Asiatic admixture of Russians is primarily Finno-Ugric(see Finland/Baltics).

>>510189875
>>510189875
>>510189875
PWEASE
RESPECT
SOCIETY... WE LIVE IN ONE ANONS. INDUBITABLY.

>>510183744 (OP)
if the russian language is so bad, why do girls speaking with the russian accent sound so sexy
check mate

>>510183744 (OP)

33 because it was a religious language at first right? 33 years is how old The Lord live before he was murdered.

Russian is like the last cool runic looking h'white alphabet.

ACCORDING TO COMMUNISM
RACE ISN'T REAL
WE CAN ALL SING KUMBAYA TOGETHER WITH NIGGERS // JEWS // ARABS // ASIANS // RAJEETS

>>510190846
>>510190846
>>510190846
ANON
GO GET LAID
YOU NEED TO TOUCH THE GRASS & PLAY BALL

NONE OF YOU
INCELS
ARE HAVING SEX. YOU OKAY??? YOU OKAY GENTILES???

>>510185509
Where's the
> MYAGKIY ZNAK
> ~~~~~~~~~~ Ы ~~~~~~~~~~~
> TBYORDIY ZNAK

>>510190632
No, I am shitting on your Russian, buddy. Sounds like not only you got a '3' in Russian but 'Literature' as well, since your reading comprehension is abysmal

RUSSIAN WAHMEN
REQUIRE
8-9 INCH BWC

>>510183744 (OP)
I like how it sounds. But to be fair I like Arabic too when many people say it sounds ugly

>>510190962
>>510190962
>>510190962
ANON
WE'RE ALL EQUAL
WE ARE ALL HUMANG RACE :33333

>>510190851
We've had way more but zars decided for the most part to butcher it throughout the centuries
>want to know how I got this letters?
>smiles in joker

WESTERN RUSSIA
IS OKAY, SOME ARE SLAVIC AND WHITE

EASTERN RUSSIA IS SAD. IT LACKS ROADS, PLUMBING, PEASANTS BASICALLY.

AMERICA
IS MORE OF A MARXIST UTOPIA
THAN RUSSIA IS. LOL. HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED.

ENJOY THE 1 MILLION INDIANS RUSSIA
THEY WILL LEARN TO SPEAK RUSSIAN
AND BE THE CEOS SARRRS

STAPH THE WAR
NYAHOW
VLADDY DADDY STOP!!1

I find Russian to be very stylish verbally.

>>510190962
>I am shitting on your Russian
I have never heard a better compliment in my entire life anon, thank you, if it gets worse then maybe one day i will forget how to speak russian entirely, there is still hope. Even tho you're russian, you're one of the good ones bro

>>510183744 (OP)
>it has literally zero melody in it, you can't sing
Yeah, you can.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQmF31pn_fk

BTW how come the wect lost it's love for ornaments? Pucrel classical "вязь" lettering

EG germans had beautiful fraktur but somehow nobody ever uses it there anymore...

>>510184280
Nope it's not like drunk latin. It's like Satan's Latin.

>>510186413
>>510186302
english has one of the highest number of vowels of any language. we have like 20 vowels depending on your accent. most languages have like 5-10. if english had a unique letter for each of its sounds we'd have 44 letters too

>>510183744 (OP)
>bloated - 33 letters
We have 26 letters that need to represent 44 different sounds. Off the top of my head, I think we have 10 digrams (two letters put together) which brings the total character - to sound ratio as 36:44. And some of those digrams can make different sounds, there's no rhyme (haha) or reason for it, you just have to learn, and two of them are retarded. Kn = N sound. Qu = K sound. Th = two different types of a similar sound.
X is essentially not used, except as a "cool" letter for marketing. Xbox... Series X.... X.com... XXX.... whatever. W is called double U, but it's a double V.

English needs some rearranging of letters, removal of "Q", and majority fixing more letters to represent different "A" "E/I" and "O/U" noises.

I could go on and on all day about this. The one thing that will never happen, is an English spelling reform. There is no institute for English language like there is for Russian, German, French, Japanese (literally nearly all languages). So there's no Governmental authority body to say, "okay this is what we're going to teach people from here on out". ALSO, there are no Russian accents. Everyone speaks a standardized accent because of the former consolidation of Communist Teachings across all of Russia and it's former Satellite states. In different American and British accents alone, which is something like 20+ different pronunciations, if you were to have a 1:1 representation of every sound to letter in the English language, you would have spelling issues between different country folk. Almost like the opposite problem of Mandarin and Cantonese.

Don't get me started on things like; "like" and "literally" and all of the cultural tie-ins and metaphors that are exclusively used to transmit and convey greater ideas than what words are actually being used. You could say, it's LITERALLY retarded.

>>510187425
looks nice

33. There is that magic number.... Didn't Cyrillic have 29 originally? Though to be fair I once made an alphabet as a thought exercise and came up with 36 letters based on all English language sounds.

maybe that's just Slav languages in general, OP. I find Russian to work much better for music than Polish, I guess in general it's the best sounding Slav language, but Cyrillic is disgusting indeed, I associate it with bad things only like poverty and barbarism
>brrrr shhhh chchch
since you call us psheks what do you think of Polish? it has a lot of those I guess to the point you started making fun of us because of it

Ukrainian is disgusting, mix of Polish and Russian, I'd rather hear Russian around than their language. and people say that most of them speak Russian, but I swear to god it doesn't sound like Russian
not being able to pronounce 'granica' and using 'h' there is pretty gay too but I guess Russians and Czechs may be doing that too

>>510187794
>>510190049
There were more Greek letters in Russian alphabet like omega, ksi and psi but they were removed in 1750 probably because they weren't used enough

>>510183744 (OP)
Vexing for non native speakers

>>510183744 (OP)
Russian
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyril_and_Methodius#Invention_of_the_Glagolitic_and_Cyrillic_alphabets

>>510192956
>brrrr shhhh chchch
>since you call us psheks what do you think of Polish?

Polish could be considered a dialect almost if it wasn't for the unique way of latinisation of this sounds. Have a look at picrel, part of a zarist pilot project to introduce poles to russian and the reverse more easily

>>510183744 (OP)
Russian is the best sounding Slavic language along with Slovenian. Imagine speaking polish and sounding like a spray bottle. Also the best swear words by far and endless creativity when it comes to them. Even priyeBalts use them to this day despite their seething about anything Russian.

пpивeт, cyчкa, кaк дeлa?

>>510191973
we still occasionally use blackletter. i think pic related is one of the most beautiful fonts ever

>>510190788
Ethnic Russians without so called Finno-Ugric blood doesn't exist. Despite haplomemes Russians have more Asian dna than Fingolians btw

>>510192903
we should have kept þ and ð

>>510183744 (OP)
>Secondly its fucking ugly
idk I like I think its kino but generally speaking its not much different than all the other cryllic using languages

>>510183744 (OP)
All those letters are doing work. Russian would look like Polish if it had a smaller alphabet

>>510192615
>X is essentially not used, except as a "cool" letter for marketing. Xbox... Series X.... X.com... XXX....
Do not eXpect others to fiX your mistake; you sound as dumb as a boX of rocks. The letter X only appears at the end of syllables in English. That is why Greek lone words are just about the only words that start with a letter X. And yes they can and do make that sound at the beginning of syllables as well as the end.

>>510189111
I've heard that Russian, grammatically speaking, is much more fault-tolerant than English for example.

>>510194336
It's more logical to learn for sure.
We have a whole system of word construction and we learn in first class how to build words from the core (or root) and other elements. Like lego in a way

Most illogical language I learned was french sacrebleu I was terrible at it

>>510183744 (OP)
I think it’s neat

>>510185509
>>510190140
https://voca.ro/1aYvRygYWPrn

>>510183744 (OP)
kys churka

>>510183744 (OP)
A rolled R is literally the best R pronunciation out there

>>510183744 (OP)
>you can't sing
https://youtu.be/LlBigJjclbE?si=K7f4znrOkpyhC0IQ

>>510184035

There are basically two Russian male voices.

The other is the overly deep and arrogant bass voice you hear for example welcoming everyone to watch a parade. It's a product of a lifetime of drinking vodka, smoking and being a vatnik.

The other voice is the very feminine pleasant poetry boy -style voice. Putin, for example, speaks like that.

All the Russian males have one of these voices. You know them and basically already can hear them in your heads.

>>510183744 (OP)
it was made by bulgars, what do you expect?
they actually though it was a good idea to make war the romans, and then they got fucked by the muslims

>>510194857
The 6 cases to learn is a bit hard coming from English, especially as an adult. It seems like there are some rules of thumb for verb conjugation but in general it's not predictable. Also, knowing which syllable gets emphasis seems like trial and error.

Other than that, it feels very expressive.

>>510183930
Indeed.

>>510184035

Russian sounds faggy to me. It sounds like a drunken faggot Bulgarian to me. I hate Serbians, but they sound alright. The Poles speak as if they are eating and talking at the same time, while also drunk.

Sucks to be you then. My english is like im a native to UK and Anazacs for example, and i`ve never been there my entire life. My serbian is also like that from epic poems and 19th century.
Im based, you are cringe.

>>510193413
Л - is basically an A without a mid bar.
The only weird symbol is Ы, also it's a phonem the westerners can't even comprehend.

On the other hand Russian has a phonetic spelling and an alphabet that actually represents the language. No nonsense like
>C is usually K except for when it's See
>K is usually mute, but sometimes it's K, like C.
>E is usually I, but sometimes Yeah
>I is usually Eye but sometimes E, or Yo.
>Y is either Y I or J because fuck you.
Russian has none of that.

If you look at Czech or Polish their writing looks bizarre and unreadable, it's not because of the language is weird, it's because they are trying to spell the slavic phonems with latin letters, and the slavs just have more phonems.

>>510183744 (OP)
I agree german is a far superior language.

>>510195962
>The only weird symbol is Ы, also it's a phonem the westerners can't even comprehend.
You are not special and Dostoevsky was a retard. Slavic is languages are easy to understand for anyone who has the will, its all Indo-European anyways. Germanic ones are more soft in pronounciation, while Slavic languages are harder, nothing mind boggling about it. Look at Arnaud Guyon, a frenchman who lives in Serbia, you can notice the french accent, but his serbian is superb, it just took time to learn.

Russian sounds pretty nice imo

>>510183744 (OP)
I know. The goyim have such a gross language. Why can't it be Hebrew like ours? Oy vey!

>>510195675
>Also, knowing which syllable gets emphasis seems like trial and error.

I hate this very much too.
We used to have written emphasis (diacritics) but it got cancelled (church still has it), and the result is even natives make mistakes all the time to the point of heated discussions (should we allow logical but "hillbilly" звóнить or stick with arbitrary correct звoни́ть?)

>>510183901
Shut up nip. It's an interesting thread

>>510183930
>>510195802
It's a judeo-masonic meme republic like all others, there are over 170 of them, Russia is not special nor is their alphabet.

>>510196598
Kek that le identerian faggot learned Serbian so he could milk our state budget like any other ćaci

>>510193514
>Imagine speaking polish and sounding like a spray

kek, made my day

>>510189599
>You did this btw. There was a huge psy-op in 00s - 10s in Russian internet aimed at self-hatred and xenopatriotism. All bankrolled by USaid and similar european organizations.
Sorry, Russ-bro

>>510196876
Sometimes it can mess up the meaning of the word, for example:

Я éдy в Пapижe -- I am driving to Paris
Я eдý в Пapижe -- I food in Paris???

>>510196972
He is based, sadly stupid like Archibald Reiss, he doesnt know vile Serbs are. He will regret it one day. You are a vile creature. Ćaci and Blokaderi live rent free in your head, you pomodarski (trend chasing) subhuman rat.

>>510189805
>Really? I've always wanted to learn Russian. The letters look cool. And it sounds good.
I also would like to learn Russian eventually.

>>510197211
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Z1Hj1_OX_M&list

ITT russians are copign about their language being dogshit and even serbs and ukros are switching to Lain alphabet

>>510183744 (OP)
I always liked slavic accents, the overall sound of Russian and other slavic accents, and the silly letters look cool, magical even. You want disgusting and ugly languages? See Portuguese, French, Tagolog, and every jew language for starters. There are far, far more annoying languages out there. Just hearing them makes me slightly angry.

>>510197530
Vietnamese is the worst sounding language imo

>>510195178
I came

>>510197530
I studied French in middle and high school. It's a pretentious fag language; sounds like poorly pronounced English.

>>510197211
Kek, that one is funny, but would never happen in a real conversation.

If you get a call and they ask you where are you, you say you're driving in Paris. If they ask you what are you doing you'd say "I eat the food in Paris" there's always context to clarify any ambiguity.

If you're speaking Russian and fucking up the emphasis, it sounds weird, but it doesn't really distort the meaning.

Also I think there were some rules of thumb for it, but i forgot. More often than not it's second syllable.

>>510193514
it's "proe" not "priye" balts

>>510197211
wrong

Я eдy в Пapиж - I'm driving/(on my way) to Paris
Я eм в Пapижe - I'm eating in Paris

>>510183744 (OP)
>Blyeeeeeet

>>510197211
Some publishers have diacritics printed anyway for this ambiguous cases and I respect them for doing so.

>>510197530
>magical even
thanks to all the high medieval church fonts
you can play around with them eg here
https://sci.ponomar.net/ru/fonts.html
or here
https://slavenica.com/v2
I recommend Monomakh Unicode

>>510195888
>I hate Serbians
obsessed tatar kekmao.

>>510183744 (OP)
i like listening to russian girls :(

>>510198015
Both are technically correct.
Я éдy в Пapижe - I am takin a ride in Paris.
...Я, eдý в Пapижe. - ... I, the food in Paris.

The second is an incomplete sentence, but it's actually valid.

>>510198466
yeah I haven't though of the context but the first one sounds odd. Like what the situation must be like in order for you to say that ?

the second one is wrong, it's just conjecting two unrelated things, random words stringed together is not "speech"

>>510197845
The Greek anon just proved that he knows a thing or two about Polish and his opinions about it carry some weight. Priye(balts) would be pronounced more or less like our przyjebać, which is a really nice word meaning something like "smack somebody in a mop". Slavic vulgarisms cannot be translated to other languages really, we have endless variations of them.

>>510183744 (OP)
Georgian is cooler.

>>510193769
>Despite haplomemes Russians have more Asian dna than Fingolians btw
Proofs?

>>510198627
Both are unrealistic edge cases. The first one is technically valid when you're on a bus in Paris. And the second could be valid if
>Ктo ceгoдня чтo-нибyдь eл?
>Я, eдy в Пapижe.
It's a bizzare but technically possible conversation.

>>510198627
he means like this

Я éдy в Пapижe (нa вeлocипeдe).
Я eдý в Пapижe (paзвoжy).

>>510193769
I'm curious where you came to your conclusion.

>>510183744 (OP)
But I like mongolian polyphonic throat singing. I even like female throat singing. What do?

>>510198452
any recs?

>>510184210
bantz

>>510186686
do you know many russian women

>>510189875
This is insane, lmao
Saved.

>>510190186
>>510190632
Fight! fight! fight!

>>510190788
Hmmm it seems ruskies are closer to balts and finns than the rest of eastern slavs

>>510193514
> Imagine speaking polish and sounding like a spray bottle
Do poles really

>>510201331
it's fake
like saying "fruit" , "sissy", "poofta", "queer", "fag" and somehow linking it to prison slang because???

>>510190788
I just realized Romania is literally whiter than Croatia, lmao.

>>510201474
>Hmmm it seems ruskies are closer to balts and finns than the rest of eastern slavs
East Slavs are all basically 50% R1a.

The variation is that Belarussians are more R1b(Western European) and I2a(South Slavic).

Ukrainians are more J2(Anatolian), E3b(Greek), and Q(Hunnic).

Russians are more N(Finno-Ugric).

But that image is a Russian composite. Ethnic-Russians vary significantly from the White to the Black Sea. Northern Russians are essentially Balts. Southern Russians are more similar to Ukrainians.

PS: Finns have almost no R1a/R1b ancestry. Russians are not similar to Finns at all. Pic-related is a brief history of European migrations.

>>510183744 (OP)
Nice VPN, nigger. It's not even that difficult of an alphabet. It's just greek letters

Yes

>>510202146
Depends on how you define white I suppose. Croatia is more Slavic than Romania. Romania is more Greek/Anatolian/Byzantine.

Thus, if Slavs aren't white, then Romania is whiter than Croatia.

>>510198015
Thanks for the correction, but the second example is not what I was getting at.

>>510202487
I think /pol/ accepts only R1b as white, since /pol/ says that only Anglo-Saxons are white. In that case Romania ia clearly whiter than Croatia. I personally do believe Slavs(R1a) are white. But even then, if you add R1b and R1a Romania still comes ahead of Croatia, let alone the rest of the nations south of us.

>>510201767
Probably just a rage bait pic then.

>>510202146
>>510202487
>Muh white
This is nonsense
Balkanoids and meds are not white since we don't pass as anglos or germs
I would say eastern slavs balts and finns are white adjacent but even among them there are plenty with asian features

>>510202839
ohh, I was including "I"(South Slavic). I think the "I" haplogroup is from the original Europeans(IE Western Hunter-Gatherers(WHG)). R1a/b are from the Yamnaya from north of the Caucasus Mountains.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haplogroup_I-M170

I've been casually learning Russian for a few years now, it's actually a positive benefit to me that there are so many letters. Each sound has its own letter.

>>510203225
>I would say eastern slavs balts and finns are white adjacent but even among them there are plenty with asian features
It's mostly Ancient North Eurasian Admixture(ANE). Not East Asian admixture.

The Yamnaya were a mixture of ANE/WHG/CHG(Caucasus Hunter-Gatherer).

>>510198452
Post some of your faves.

>>510202241
>Nice VPN
Nah i'm real, sorry to disappoint you probably expected me to love russia but literally nobody here does, this place sucks

>>510196876
The most based and epic thing about modern Greek is that they keep their diacritics. You should totally do the same.

>>510203491
>It's mostly Ancient North Eurasian Admixture(ANE). Not East Asian admixture
Cool
I only mentioned asian features I'm not a haplomeme autist in order to know which specific type of asian admixture

>>510183744 (OP)
yeah

>>510183744 (OP)
Serbs perfected it.

I wish I knew chinese desu

booba

>>510183744 (OP)
This is kind of a stupid post
Sorry that your a self hating russian
Should probably kill yourself for how you view yourself and your heritage

Ever heard of the Chinese language? There are much uglier sounding languages out there, Russian is known as an intellectual language, as in you have to be a little smart to fully get it, but I don't think you are based on your post. You seem like a dumb person, the type to become a tranny and start importing niggers into his country. That's you right? Your that type of guy. I know it.

>>510183744 (OP)
>Firstly its unnecessarily bloated - 33 letters, thirty fucking three disgusting letters, who ever fucking needs this many, and most aren't even used, not to mention written backwards.
>Secondly its fucking ugly - brrrr shhhh chchch, its like a mongolian throat singing but dunken, i fucking hate how it sounds, it has literally zero melody in it, you can't sing you can't talk you can't do shit.
>Thirdly - its impossible to use it literary, its made in such a way that you must resort to bydlo slang, because otherwise its even uglier, and the bydlo slang comes from prison so you can imagine what type of shit sounds you'd be making.
>Fourthly - its impossible to master for non native speakers, no matter how much you will speak it or how long will you live in Russia, if you wasn't born in it you will never pass as native which brings us to the bad part - its impossible to unlern, i will fucking have to always know it, these fucking drunk gorilla ebushaya ishaka sounds are forever with me, i may never go outside and only use 4chan with my bros who speak english but i will always be contaminated by this disgusting vocabulary disease that is russian language.
>Fifthly - the "R", should i really say more about this cum gargling R sound that russians make, no other language has this distinctly awful R, it sunds like a diarrhea ass shooting out a fountain of wet shit onto the street on the hot sunny day in bangladesh, and this fucking R can't be unlearned too, once you get it its with you forever.
>And this is why it sucks


that's hebrew

>>510208106
I bet onions sauce comes out of her titties

>>510208493
Its actually not a real person, all these images are AI

>>510188278
It sounds like it has mixed elements of Japanese, Scandinavian languages, some French and then there is like the Russian uniqueness, I'm not sure how to describe the Russian core, but it does not sound bad at all to me, just very different, and its literally the core of all the Slavic languages. But yeah it got literally made up by a couple monks, Cyril and Methodius, which is a curious thing as far as languages go.