Thread 510302712

>Heidi Alexander says 'fairness' will be government's 'guiding principle' when it comes to taxes at next budget
https://news.sky.com/story/heidi-alexander-says-fairness-will-be-governments-guiding-principle-when-it-comes-to-taxes-at-next-budget-13396075

>Fireball at Southend Airport after small plane crashes
https://news.sky.com/story/fireball-at-southend-airport-after-small-plane-crashes-13396214

>Dozens of MPs call for UK government to recognise Palestine as state
https://news.sky.com/story/dozens-of-mps-call-for-uk-government-to-recognise-palestine-as-state-13395782

Nadiya Husseins willy

too much politics cringe

talk cars or something idk

Cryptos doing well.

Josh is a paedophile

>>510302829
I miss the days when cars were aesthetically pleasing.

>>510302829
looks like pure shit

Josh is a brown jewish paedophile

I think the 3 day operation thing is because at the time it gives other countries a legitimate excuse not to act quickly against them and give them a few days to commit serious troop numbers.
Russia can't have believed it themselves, 2014 was 12 years ago, as if it was going to be over in 3 days.

>>510302929
jaguar was right

>>510302897
boomer take

That's a quite incredible photo

>Starmer aims to break cabinet away day curse
>Based on the experience of previous cabinet away days, from Sir Tony Blair and Gordon Brown to Theresa May, Boris Johnson and Rishi Sunak, the omens were not good. Away days may seem like a good idea at the time, but most end badly.
https://news.sky.com/story/starmer-aims-to-break-cabinet-away-day-curse-13395660

An interesting little read

Fizzy gravy
Incel fortune cookies
Donkey dentist
Apu (henry) hoover
Lego napoleon movie
Boots home euthanasia kit
Skagvent calendar
Cowboy themed italian restaurant
Contactless card 2p machines
Transparent Burqa for non-muslims
Philip Schofield Halloween mask
Shower beds
Deliveroo pints in glasses
Pockets for cats (kitpock)
Bic pen sharpeners
Vodka infused spam
Migrant hotel management video game
Tennis rackets for grenades
Eastern themed gay nightclub, the sultan of brooneye
Valentines meals for one
Ordnance survey globes
Kippah with hair on for secret jews
Iced porridge
Velcro toilet seats for astronauts
Monopoly migrant edition
Sycamore gap shaped plastic sex arse
Edible songs
Jeetshaker™
Automatic towels
Scratch posts for hedgehogs
Toilet roll for the colour blind
Upside down stairs
Bread but it's actually cotton wool
Tinned noodles
OnlyFarms
Butter that is butter
Shit scented air freshener for bummers
cocaine cut with glitter
A £1 gay bar called poundland

>>510302897
There's something about the cars like the Citroen Saxo will still to me look more appealing than a Bentley. These EV cars. Something about it being a fairly barebones little car that is fun to drive, that is very tactical whereas these E.V. cars are so sterile.

Horsenonce is an indian paedophile.

>>510303048
why even bother

Golfnonce in? Could use a laugh

>>510303241
>t. hasn't driven any
what's the point in posts like this?

>>510303286
Exactly. We've already peaked.

New political discussion

>>510303372
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>>510303213
Aftershave for bummers: eau de colon

>>510303437
this was designed by a chinaman

>>510303460
kek

>>510303343
>Just calling me a liar
Ok you're a liar, you haven't driven any cars.

>>510303503
the bronze is too much but it's a much better design than the original gt40

>>510303444
You know, I gave you the benefit of the doubt earlier, but you've revealed yourself now.

>>510302712 (OP)
cant tax the unemployed. simple as

>>510302712 (OP)
ENGLAND ENGLAND TWO WORLD WARS AND ONE WORLD CUP ENGLAND ENGLAND!!

>>510303564
absolutely not

>>510303572
VAT.

>>510303572
>>510303681
Debasement

>>510303555
even just a 5 minute spin in a honda e or renault 5 and you'd know how wrong you are, it's a technological marvel how well they hide their weight and how agile they are and how much driving feel they provide compared to their equivalent cheap hatchbacks of 20 years ago

>>510303652
boomer cope

>>510303572
can grind them into mush and use the resulting pie to create electricity by burning it for the carbon content though

>>510303836
you can get a shitty hatchback to rag to death, as is the way praise be to V8, for £1500. What the damage on one of these pieces of shit 20k?

Fuck you glowniggers

>>510303966
oh so we're back to the old 'it's out of my price range therefore it's bad' argument

can someone recommend a 125cc that not pretending to look like a big boy racer bike

they all look like they are larping

just need something to save on fuel costs when traveling 12 miles or less

>>510303887
it looks like a slut with too much lip filler, old school Fords are handsome machines. Begone

>>510304060
Cg125.

don't you just hate mansions? my 1 bedroom council flat is clearly superior

>>510304060
SR125s have comfy seats as well.

>>510304045
yes we are nigger. It's doing the same job as something that already works for much less money.

>>510303836
I don't like them, I like a manual gear box, I like how tactile it feels to drive a petrol shitbox 1.6litre, nothing has given be greater pleasure on all the cars I've had.
Plus I don't have the guilt eating me away that owning an E.V. car built using slave labour and far more polluting to the planet in the refinement process of the batteries than the entire production of a shitbox.

>>510304065
>sluts are bad
oh no don't let me guess why

>>510303579
>TWO WORLD WARS AND ONE WORLD CUP!
>DOO DAH! DOO DAH!
>TWO WORLD WARS AND ONE WORLD CUP
>BUT YOU'VE WON 5 WORLD CUPS 9 COPA AMERICAS AND 4 FIFA CONFEDERATIONS SO OVERALL YOU'RE THE BEEEEEEST-AH!

>>510304158
you're so right why do car manufactures even bother? we should ban the production of new cars entirely and all drive £1000 shitboxes, that'll work right?

>>510304181
do you put your willy in the exhaust pipe? Do your dream cars even have an exhaust pipe?

>>510303241
>>510303241

I almost feel nostalgic for the days when you'd see chavvy lads ragging it around in Saxos with modded exhausts and massive spoilers and shit like that, nowadays young lads cant afford cars apart from Pakis in 3 series BMWs they bought with their drug dealing money

>>510304268
there is an ecosystem that works and makes sense. Yet a fucking gain, kikes are trying to saddle up the youth with yet more debt. Just fuck off and die.

>You can book whoosh devliery every day 8am-11pm.
>We're not delivering right now
>22:50
fuck

>>510304107

cheers

>>510303060
>An interesting little read
Summarise it.

>>510304326
this is pointless and car looks are entirely subjective but despite this and the boomer thing you've got going on you've got to admit the new detomaso is a good design

>>510304268
Yeah I can get on board with that, knowing how damaging to the electricity grid it would be if people all changed to E.V. cars instead of Petrol and Deasil, how there isn't the capacity. Plus, E.V. cars are expensive, you can't just fix part of the engine, when the battery is kaput you need an entire battery bay change.

So in summation
>Cost (both in acquisition and maintenance)
>Convenience (refueling)
>Feel
>Environmental impact
All of these are better if you stick with a Petrol shitbox.

>>510304060
Google it you fucking larping faggot.
>hurrrrr i'm going to pretend I need serious advice on 125 bikes from brit/pol hurrrrr

jdar activated

>>510304570
no, i don't, and no it is not subjective

>>510304534
Chequers teambuilding breaks may offer only a small respite, followed by the damage of the unavoidable issues of the day.

>>510304448
then say that, don't start of blatantly lying about the performance of new cars because of your own financial reasons ffs

>>510304534
They're all going to shag Ange

>>510304570
it's the same as anything
is a piece of text well written?
is a stone wall well built?
is a film well shot?

>>510304414
Same, we're old men now. All those same chavvy types lads can afford now are those shitty bikes.

>>510304662
He got the shit beat out of him and had to be protected by the police. What a pussy.

>>510304645
I don't what I'm looking at with bikes, brit/pol/ has similar tastes so logically will recommend a bike

its worked

>>510304689
damn then i guess all the cars it took styling cues from were shit designs and no one's ever made a good looking car ever
do you get satisfaction from being a retard or something?

>>510304743
I could buy a rocket car if I had the money
you're suggesting this fucking thing is a viable alternative to the status quo. It isn't. You are wrong. Shut the fuck up.

>>510304846
looks like garbage for the same reason

>>510304833
Nah, you're just a larping lonely little infrantile frog posting faggot with no friends mate.
Now fuck off.

>>510304846
like that car homer simpson designed

>>510304107
good choice fren, pretty much all the modern 4 stroke 125s I see are basically cg copies tarted up, you can't go wrong as long as it's a Japanese one, a nice old cb125 twin was the king until the RDs and LCs came along but all that stuff goes for silly money now

>>510304880
>>510304926
>>510304981
ok you're just trolling now

>>510304645
>>510304972
Go to bed granddad

>>510304147
you don't want a faux chop, handle like shit and aren't proper motorbikes

might sign on pip and buy a car

>>510304972
you've done me

>>510305060
ok you've ran out of arguments

Why doesn't everyone just sign up to a mortgage to buy a car?

>>510303048
>jaguar was right
About?

>>510305011
I prefer Yamaha's SR125, but both are good little runners.
>>510305097
The SR125 handles a treat.

>>510305233
cheaper to become an alcoholic and get a free one from motability

>>510305168
>you're suggesting this fucking thing is a viable alternative to the status quo
? you're acting me calling you out on you pretending that new cars are somehow bad turned into personal financial advice somewhere along the way? wtf retard

>widely regarded as one of the best looking cars of all time looks bad just because i said so
right definitely not trolling

>>510305168
He was out of arguments the moment he began praising E.V. cars.

>>510304721
Thank you.
Okay so maybe don't all go on holiday at the same time? Leave enough people behind to cover.

This must be what some of people mean when they criticise career politicians for having never had a real job or run a business. You don't let the place shut down while everyone goes on holiday at the same time.

>>510304782
*12 5 year olds

>>510305257
>get your motor running

I like this car, I used to drive it on one of those computer games

>>510305435
>>510304608

>>510305434
Do like Steppenwolf desu

>>510305465
Bit hard to do a sunday shop.

>>510305336
>widely regarded as one of the best looking cars
what even is that thing? A Ferrari? Probably why it has never featured in anything outside of Herbie

>>510305435
>just have more money than sense bro

>>510305496
you seem to be having trouble
my point was the new renault 5 and the honda are superior to drive in comparison to their counterparts from 20 years ago but you seem to have this stick up your arse about ev's and just turned and just posted some generic anti ev shite? what do you want from me?

>>510303887
>>510304570
This looks like one of those cars you get at the end of Burnout that only rich tossers own but in a modern rerelease where they asked a woman to redesign it.
I don't understand why the mirrors are so Seussian or why rose gold was the choice for plating the metalwork. It's not masculine at all.

The rear lights look fun in a Jetson kind of way but don't match the car.

>>510305742
95% of the time no-one gives a flying fucking shit about 'driving experience' on uk roads you utter bellend. Just kys

>>510305784
it's a modern take on the ferrari 330
for once they didn't ruin it but i agree the bronze is way too much

>>510305797
hahaha not an argument though

>>510305876
I like the way the wing mirrors are held on with zip ties

>>510304060
Wr125 or xsr125

>>510305840
weird argument from the 'driving feel' guy

Looks like Indians get hit by trains in the UK too

>>510305784
All the good designs have been made, they have to do things that are shit simply because they are different. There's only so many ways to design a car

>>510305742
Superior in what way? In the way that I as a driver have less input into my thinking because of abs, traction control, electronic steering, AWD? Automatic or in the case of E.V. single gear
All you're talking about is exactly the opposite of what makes to me a car fun to drive.
They're superior on a technical level but as a petrol head they are inferior. I do not like them and never will, I don't like how they're also sold as more environmentally friendly because of emissions while forgoing any mention of the production process which is far more polluting both to the environment and on human capital. I drive with my consciousness completely clean. You on the other hand driving an E.V. have something built with part slave labour.

>>510305977
do you know what an ID is?

>>510306065
He does not.

>>510306053
>Superior in what way?
performance, dynamics, feel

>>510305982
So sad. Think of all those people who won't get their deliveries.

>>510306145
That is computer controlled and computer dictated, and isn't you.

Does Andy Burnham not know how cross rail cost?

>>510306110
probably some cunt from lefty pol

>>510306224
>turning off esp is too complicated for me
great argument

>>510306065
ok you're not the driving feel guy so your argument changed from argument is old cars are better than new cars because they're worse
great
well done

>>510306252
I get the impression he's also relatively young if I were to guess I'd say between 15-19 from his knowledge basis.

>>510305876
What a perfect creature.
I remember Top Gear going to Italy and their low riding cars couldn't handle the infrastructure.

>>510306046
>All the good designs have been made
You say that like aerodynamics is copyrighted.

>>510306247
*resurrect
But also we don't have the resources for a massive infrastructure project like that.

>>510306247
Do we not have trolleybusses anymore because no rich tosser owns a company that makes them?
They seem like the perfect middle ground that solves the "Ve must be green!" politics currently.

>>510306396
their romanian roadtrip had me seething
why the fuck do gyppos get such nice roads?

>>510306379
In a lot of modern cars you can't turn it off and due to the weight of the battery pack if you do it's dangerous.
You've never driven a small litre petrol car have you? I'm getting the distinct impression you've no idea how light those cars are, how easy to handle and manoeuvre.
Even in a lot of those cars it was not recommended to turn off ABS.
Because you've never experienced it, you shouldn't be so quick to dismiss it.

>>510306396
>aerodynamics is copyrighted.
No but it's bound by physics, there's only so many ways you can place powerful engines cockpits and large grippy wheels, while maintaining as small a cross section as possible

>>510306380
wanna see who's had the nicer cars man?

>>510306153
Kek'd

>>510306564
They were drunk during construction.

>>510306629
>man
What are you American? Why are you using an Americanism?

Best car you can get is the GR Yaris

>>510306623
>while maintaining as small a cross section as possible
Modern cars seem to be anti-small.

sick of it lads

>>510306600
>In a lot of modern cars you can't turn it off
never come across one where you couldn't, they just made it slightly more complicated

>You've never driven a small litre petrol car have you?
i have and im telling you whichever 1980's shitbox you want to compare, if they have a modern equivalent it's better

>>510306846
Change it then.

>>510306747
i forgot about that thing
yaris blows the fuck out of any old saxo or fiesta

>>510306717
because i want to man, why are you deflecting?

>>510306881
>1980s
You think a Saxo is from the 80s? Yeah you're a young lad and judging by your language here
>>510306629
>man
You're Middle class brought up on American media.

same canned bot comments.
Never change shit/pol

>>510307047
still deflecting ok i see how it is

>>510306153
They weren't going to get them anyway

>>510306955
or corsa

>>510306804
>anti small
I literally said they have to make stuff bad on purpose just to be different, to justify another iteration of the model, planned obsolescence and all that

bow down before the future

>>510307142
You mean how you deflected two of my posts in the thread that replied to you? Ok "man".
>>510306053
>>510304608
You deflected those entire posts to comment on a single thing from each.

>>510307345
goes without saying

>>510306529
We've only got resources for BAMES

>>510306247
15 years to plan and ultimately scrap

>>510307399
i answered both of those? wdym?
>>510306145 >>510305742

>>510307133
Less seethe then usual.

>>510307498
You focused in on only the single point you wanted to address which was performance and deflected and outright ignored the rest, try again "Man".

>>510305465
>>510305553
1998 livery is amazing.

>>510307563
>You focused in on only the single point you wanted to address which was performance
it was the first question i assumed it was your main point so i utterly destroyed it, didn't read the rest of your retard waffle
as for the other post it was just retard waffle again but this time of the generic anti ev variety when it had nothing to do with the point i was making

>>510307361
I was those bikes from Akira, till we get those the future isnt here yet.

>>510302829
Fuck off you boring car cunt

>>510307745
I already said you deflected and ignored all parts of my posts except that specific point about 'performance' but your post repeating my own is appreciated, it's you admitting you're here on bad faith 'man'.

mfw zoomers at work keep trying to show me ticktock videos, some of them have the jet2 song in them because it's a zoomer meme and it's meant to be hilarious apparently, showing me a fucking advert basically

It's all fucking AI as well, it's literally, everything just isn't real anymore

Goodwood FoS was pretty mid this year

Poorfags and Wool nonces seething as usual

What did you lads do with your weekend? Weather was great so don't tell me you spent it indoors.

>>510307911
Smash their phones on the floor.

>>510307907
my point
>the new honda e drives better than the the 2001 honda civic 1.4i
your point
>actually you can't fix batteries like you can an engine you need to replace it
brain damage? what's the point?

>>510307963
idk i didn't watch
anything worth checking out?

>>510308057
I certainly didn't spend it in a river spying on people at the pub.

>>510308145
Why not? It's the Riverboat way at least according to Riverboat wogs.

>>510307911
Take the piss out of them.
>wow that video was straight bussin senpai
>on god i love the tok, as the kids call it

>>510308057
i drove

>>510305982
Might get some shots of the area with my drone later in the morning.

Absolute fucking victory of the ages boys

Missus mum went tits up at the missus. On my side!
Yea boi!!!!

Who knew!?

>>510308497
What were you wrong about?

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>>510308497
cringe

>>510308584
nothing apparently!!!

it was about money, i was expecting group beat down.
Na, They sided with me!!
NOICE

>>510308705
Elaborate.

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i won too hard :(

>>510308826
well, We have this joint savings account that is 90% all me, her attitude dogshit recently so i closed it.
I was expecting all hell to break lose, But na they turned on her
Crazy

So yeah all is well now

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The rootless cosmopolitan having a melty again kek

>>510308705
how much dosh you getting?

>>510308057
went waterskiing and camping. campsite did both

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>>510308057
Pubbed. Met some based racist lads.

>>510308497
Your missus' mum got her tits out?

>>510309213
not much as it is all is mine anyway. I didnt want to close it but i was no choice.
i get like 18k

rootless pozznobolitan

>>510309434
>18k
gis a bit

Could murder a Terry's chocolate orange rn

>>510308877
what the fuck
im ofsm or one of those cunts that gets called that

>>510309434
wew you gonna splash out?

>>510309519
nut, i winna

>>510308057
Had a look around a new deanoestate that's been put up in fields I used to play in.

>>510309751
nice cringelarp incel

>>510303213
>cocaine cut with glitter

Guy rolled a bit of sticky black hash in with some sparklers, called it dynablow, was the 80s and he was just out Carstairs
Gave him a snout n told him to fk off on his horse

>>510309978
Post boiled meat

Dear mum
How are you? I am fine. Tell dad thanks for the butane, I really appreciated that, I get through about 3 canisters a month with one thing or another. You wouldn't believe how much a simple cup of tea cheers some of the lads up. I think it's just the ritual of it. You know, letting it brew, the chatter whilst waiting, then of course drinking it. Yeah, some lads don't even need a medic. Just a cuppa and some bantz. It's pretty fucking grim here though mum, I'm not going to lie to you. Oh, that reminds me, can you tell Vera down road from you her nephew is dead? Suicide drone got through trench net. We keep telling them they need to be made of metal. One comes and sets fire to plastic, then a proper one flies through the hole. It's terrifying mum to be quite honest with you. You're never safe. Foods shite as well, just boring stuff. Its weird that actually weve noticed its only white lads here in the combat zone. So no curries and that.

Anyways some poor cunt just stepped on a butterfly mine so I spose muggins here is going to have to go deal with that

till next time mum

love anon

xxxx

>>510309828
i dont want anything, that actually lead to more confrontation, ""loser"" accusation leveled because i dont spend money on useless shit,

i dunno, I would love to study Mexican history, Maybe Mexican holiday?

>>510310058
You missed the bbq

fuck it
maccies and a bag of wine

>>510310207
Fuck
Post the burnt offerings then

>>510310225
>maccies
filtered

>>510310085
What, no poem?

>>510310252
Not using greek yogurt to marinade again

hungry for bin fires

>>510310085
*translated from the Russian

>>510310442
Vibrating dentist chairs

>>510310442
aye actually
i do want something

i want the liberation of my people via bin fires

>>510303048
mate what the fuck
i don’t understand how shit like this happens, cybertruck was almost unilaterally ridiculed and continues to be and yet the industry seems to be shifting towards similar designs? same thing happened with Yeezy boosts, AirPods
is it literally just ‘x company does something fairly original and gets attention for it, so no matter how negative the press we have to do something similar or our product will seem dated’ ?
or just a weird esoteric humiliation ritual?

>>510310587
Can finance a lot of bin fires with 18k.

>>510310271
live a little

>>510309927
ffs fella
im not a geek

>>510304846
Men that can be recognised by cap alone.
>Sir Jackie Stewart > Donald Trump

>>510310669
I might know a guy

>>510310274
Zip and zing and a meaty fling

Pieces once friendly scattered generally

He's been hit and now he's dead

Drone gone and blew up his head

Here we are at the warfares front

Miles away from any cunt

>>510310613
Ironic considering their new motto in that fagvert says "copy nothing"

>>510310613
i dont think the new jag looks that bad, especially when compared to the new bentley or merc

>>510310736
I doubt you know just one guy.
>>510310769
Weird spacing. Ruins the tempo.

>>510310906
Your eyes have weird spacing

Because Americans live in a fantasy world of feelings -> effect, they tried to tell me JLR was bankrupt.
Actually record profits obv. Not to my taste but nobody knows more about extracting money from the gulf states with cars than them. Complaining your driving glove wearing grandfather doesn't like it is besides the point. He couldn't afford and they don't want him to be able to afford it or buy it.

>>510311089
not defending the retards seething at jaguar but all those profits are from land rover, jaguar has been losing money consistently hence them stopping the production and sales of cars for an entire year and the whole rebrand which is necessary

>>510311279
A rebrand with niggers and fudge packers definitely isn't necessary though

>>510310587
Boudicca lit the original bin fires

I'm losing my mind, im not religious at all.
why do i keep dreaming of religious stuff?

Im going fucking mental

>>510311445
a rebrand was entirely necessary
who would you rather they appeal to? old gammons like they used to causing them record losses year after year? brincels with no money?

>>510311568
L A R P

Post timestamped dream

>>510311568
Your soul is screaming.

Jags are shit

More like Faguar lol nice one

>>510311890
Haha yeah man

>>510311830
hurt my banjo string idk how

>>510311568
what dreams

>>510311965
jags any good or just old perv cars?
i mean like mechanically, or nice to drive. i suppose since they're / we're british they're probably unreliable as shit mechanically speaking right? or not?

>>510311824
About what?
The heat is messing with me?

Its can all fuck off, Anybody else losing their mind?

He thought
>what can I larp about that wouldn't require proof
>Dreams, but what kind
>I'm visited by a divine message me I am
Classic larp, complete with the delusions of grandeur, sad fat pathetic nonce

>>510311965
Trabants are notorious for that

I bent my benis between a kitchen worktop and an arse

>>510312072
Fkn nightmares

>>510312257
>>510312333
Fuck up fag

Zoomer here, how big was the movie the Titanic when it came out?

>>510312072
it was just a regular 4.2 but on some 240tw tyres it handled extremely well for a 1700kg coupe

>>510312010


>Churchill knewrchill knew
>Churchill knew
>Churchill knew
>Churchill knew
>Churchill knew
>Churchill knew

WHAT!? everybody knows he was zogged this is not a revelation, This is my mind going mental. But why the light!?
Im losing it man

That is not the worst of it

>>510312359
I remember when titanic 3d came out in 2011, they still managed to hit the iceberg

https://xcancel.com/Prettyangeltoo
Whats wrong with people like this? Endlessly blurting shit out into the internet to nobody that nobody is interested in. Major goblin vibes.

>>510312500
What he knew is still in a vault, waiting

>>510312170
oh fuck off, I freely admit im losing my fucking mind
This is not divine intervention, It is fucking insanity
Fuck you im not the scouse mongol

>>510312072
also mechanically the engine and gearbox wear completely fine but there were a couple electrical gremlins, panel gaps, and trim squeaks and rattles but i did get it for only £4000 so
maybe for £8000 you could get one with just the electrical problems, they seem to be pretty common among all jags from that era

>>510312600
Once you've seen it once you know they're going to hit it. It ruins the whole film.

>>510312500
I do prescribe thee 300 grams of late-night cottage cheese, forsooth, to fortify thy mind against the spectral hauntings that may beset thee.

bit schizo in ere tonight int it like

>>510312717
I didn't read spoilers, I thought they might take a different angle on a classic tale

>>510312702
alright, i thought of getting an XJ I saw pretty cheap but mate of mine who works for audi said dont because they're a pile of shit 'like all jags'.
lad knows his shit and drives a land rover lol and tbf he told me don't buy one of them either

>>510312698
Bitch please, you a faggot ass larpnigger

>>510312920
I am, Im larping
But erm, i would like some sleeping pills please

>he's the churchill knew spambitch
Larp confirmed, fucking pussy ass nigga

>>510312915
>creative licence
Would have been a more wholesome film if they all made it to New York and lived happily ever after
Hollywood Jews ruin everything

>>510312717
It's like when those bible movies when you know jesus comes back to life at the end

>>510313044
Anon knew >>510313048

>>510313106
I can see it

>>510312919
thought about an xj myself but my experience with the xk had me second guessing myself, although i still might if the right car comes along at the right price
depends what you're into i guess, if you like buying shitboxes to expierence them go for it, if you're looking for just one serious car to rely on for years look elsewhere

>>510313142
Im denounce all goat fucking religion, I would burn it all to the fucking ground i would

>>510313184
Baked but a shitting dog

josh won

>>510313292
You a hoe ass nigga

>>510313341
No, he didn’t

future on sipping codeine

>>510313377
Fuck your Christian shit cuck
Im not a christcuck and never will be

>>510313341
...ders what sex with a woman is like

>>510313436
Lean

>>510313509
sipping on sizzurp

This hoe retardet

>>510313299(checked)
>a shitting dog
well, that's all she wrote . . .

>>510313483
KEK

>>510313547
Cocooning on cocos

pussy slime

coochie boogers

>>510313760
For sealing Xmas card envelopes to elderly relatives

All politicians are retarded
>spend more than earn
>borrow difference
>interest outweighs earnings
>somehow surprised

I will never understand why governments don't simply invest taxes to create passive income

Josh is a paedophile

>>510313902
i'd still lick the envelope afterwards

Josh posted CP in /uhg/ last Friday, then had a huge meltdown in brit/pol about it too

>>510313952
They invest it in to society to fuel growth which results in increased future revenues.

>>510313952
>don't simply invest taxes to create passive income
haaha

>>510314113
But they quite clearly don't do that either consider the state of almost all government finances

>>510314251
They're incapable and/or malicious.

>>510313952
>chase passive income
>ignore bitches
>build wealth
Hustlercoded

Josh has category 1 images of children on his computer. He's protected by the police because he's a grass too but he's also a paedo

>>510313483
jej

he's in your head

>>510312677
but its nothing to with me,
So some boomers sold out their own. Why is this my problem?
Im mental
I might be mental

so depleted of carbs this pasta made me feel high

did you know birds are flammable?
i didn't
apparently people used the petrel bird as quite literally a candle

>>510314824
Down to earth. Relatable. Humble. The adults are in the room.

>>510314834
Yeah i knew that they stank apparently. They were used when the oil had ran out or was low on ships

>>510314824
pretty sure strawberries with pasta is just a ‘thing’ in Poland
idk ask bogdan

>>510315004
kinda crazy like someone decided one day shit what can i use as a torch, i know, this random fucking bird ill stick a wick down it's throat and boom i've got a bird torch

>>510314881
That's one way to look at it (the wrong way)

>>510314824
that's fucked

>>510312359
So big it split in two.

>>510315084
it is and its class

>>510315084
Bogdan is about as polish as a quesadilla. Cunt admitted he doesn't even speak polish.

This was Epping earlier today. Someone did get their face caved in, I won't say who and leave it a nice surprise.
https://xcancel.com/jerome_hp/status/1944473775321514201

>>510315269
can you just kys you fat paedo nonce?
or shut up
either is good

>>510315269
is anything about himself true? wonder who he paid to send him that dick pic

>>510315367
it was one of the nonces from his polish paedo community site

>>510315269
>>510315367
Cope bitchtits

https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/498934406/#q498935802

>>510315102
Madness. Wonder if someone set one alight for a laugh and it went up a treat

>>510315367
This is probably true. He seems like the type to be utterly retarded online and in real life.

>>510315475
You seem like the type to be extremely overweight.

>>510315428
Done him

>>510315475
senior malpasoft engineer saar

new
>>510315629
>>510315629
>>510315629

>Muslim leads a boycott in South Yorkshire of the police after he felt his Muslim community was being 'scapegoated' for the rape gang scandal
>Now about to get awarded an MBE for efforts towards community cohesion

>this little book the government sent means I'm a real polish boy
>That can't speak polish
Kek

>>510315428
It was me he posted that for R O F L M A O

>>510315639
lmao

>>510315475
thinking about the voice, lack of Spanish or polish (or English) language skills and dubious dual citizenship im begging to think he’s literally a gypsy

>>510315649
Ironic coming from a jeet kek

>>510315647
The king is a mulsim. Simple as that.

Nothing like some LGBT welfare funded on this crippling heat.

>>510315639
Not any more.
He got fired and hasn't had a job in years. Which is why he lives in a shithole and can post here for 18 hours a day in multiple generals, being hated in all of them.

>>510315684
i always got a ukrainian refugee vibe from him

>>510315759
Nice fanfic

>>510315759
#luxurylife

Potato's, tomato's and sweetcorn. Really coming along
im pretty sure very few know the significance of these things from the new world. I would love to know their story.

Golfnonce is unemployed which is why he projects so much.

>>510315945
Misuse of apostrophes.

>>510316071
been drinking in the sun all day and in my defence my keyboard only half works

>>510314824
>living

Disgusting, politicians should NOT be alive