Thread 510335596

I clicked the link to be sure and it goes to navy.com

>>510335596 (OP)
WTF ITS LEGIT

>>510335596 (OP)
Is that a loli? Fucking kek.

>>510335596 (OP)
>the gayest branch of the military
What did they mean by this?

>>510335596 (OP)
hmm. i guess they might actually have some propagandists who aren't violating the Geneva Convention literally every single fucking day against their own countrymen

Based Trump is making anime real! AWOO

Might consider enlisting.

>inb4 calling me a got for fighting for da j00s

>>510336061
What’s weirder is it looks like an ESL wrote it

>>510336061
That's a vtuber.

If it’s good enough for our 4chan website, it’s good enough for me. Anchors away, lads!

I hear they help you pay off university and online classes for taking. It’s a total EPIC WIN

President Trump needs our help? Sign me up! I can learn skills in the Navy while making AMERICA great. Prove what a man I being.

>>510335596 (OP)
Of course. The Navy loves their 4chan anons because they make excellent nukes. You take some quiet anon with an above average intelligence that really has nowhere to go, give them an 80k sign-on bonus, and then work them like a fucking slave for six years in a 110F steam plant. Imagine a department made up of a bunch of nerds from /b/, and that's Reactor Department. Reading manga and playing Dota or LoL in their free time, wearing fucking Pokemon shirts when they go out and shit.

>>510336165
Well an indian made it

>>510335596 (OP)
lol best timeline ever.

>>510336135
That OP is a faggot.

>>510335596 (OP)
no, someone paid for an advert with the military link to make you believe the military is recruiting incel chuds. lmfao can you see yourself in the army? what about the navy? fucking retards. also, why do you see adverts?

>>510336244
ok agent - you are taping someone in the shoulder next and inviting to work at the departament don't you?

>>510336403
I only see shit like that.

>look up the money I can make just for signing up today
Bros and TRANNIES (not!), I think I’ve found my true callings. A Navy will test my fortitude wholly! No homosexuality allowed inside the job under based TRUMP/VANCE.

>>510336403
>the military is recruiting incel chuds
But they are. I was in the Navy in 2008. It's all fucking weirdos. They would literally cut out 4chan memes and paste them on message boards. I swear to God they've been recruiting directly from /b/. The people that have technical jobs aren't chiseled jawed Chads who lift weights everyday, it's some tall gangly dork with thick glasses and an anime body pillow. I'm not even joking or exaggerating.

>>510335993
>standing-by
>live chat

Oh dear

>>510335596 (OP)

Well he is a movie star

>>510336477
because the ad's would totally be directed to the whole world range even if nobody else could join moloch army besides burguers, right hans?

>>510336477
same, board banners are cool sometimes.
>>510336578
damn, i saw some of the memes and thought them cherry picked. its a shame, wonder if they recruit on /fit/ too. its not gonna be the military that do owt anyway, it’ll be the unhealthy citizens with their guns, turner style.

>>510336796
I don't see ads at all, monke.

>>510336856
Somebody should make a compilation of them.

>>510335596 (OP)
>based saba sending normies to die in a ship full of faggots
based and schizopilled

>>510336477
>>510336866
>I only see shit like that.
>shows a pic of an ad
>I don't see ads at all, monke

>>510336237
What's a vtuber?

>>510336981
That's not an ad, retard.

>>510335596 (OP)
How desperate do you need to be to recruit with vtubers and images of a cool muscular guy™

>>510335596 (OP)
>Kek the U.S. military is actually recruiting on 4chan
Yeah dude, they have entire general for it on /k/

>>510335596 (OP)
>military using lolis to attract american /pol/sters
impressive
very nice

You complain about pussy inflation when there's an easy solution right there..

>>510337045
A real person behind an avatar drawn using anime style art and rigged to the person behind it. It is like a virtual avatar that anyone can control and display instead of their real face. After 2020 these are very popular with some people.

>>510337062
its an ad you fucking disgusting insolent retarded
its an ad of a board. it's advertising something.

you incoherently dumb fuck.

>>510336856
It makes sense though, it's the Navy and these guys don't have to do combat or anything. They're either doing computer stuff or working down in the plant in Reactor. It's like working a regular job really, a really shitty job in uniform. So that's why they love the really socially awkward guys. They aren't going out and getting drunk and in trouble, they aren't getting random chicks pregnant. They show up and get whipped into working 14-16 hours a day by their twice-divorced loser of a supervisor. Why does some tech guy need to be Captain America? He doesn't, just some scraggly nerd plugging away at his work on the ship. Doesn't carry a gun, doesn't need to do anything too physical. Doesn't need to fight anyone.

>>510336916
>compilation
they have, im sure someone will post it one day.

>>510336578
Yep

>>510336322
Dude no fucking joke. I've been going to nerd conventions for 20+ years and it's fucking unbelievable how many nukes I've randomly met while hanging around smoking areas or whatever, I'd swear like 50% of random dudes I end up talking to are Navy and a significant portion of those are specifically nukes.

>>510337219
makes sense really. actually fuck it, if anyone in my army wants to put me in a dark room with the internet and a pc for a couple of grand a month just ring my number, im sure you know who i am.

>>510337203
>board banner
>advertisement
brown people annoy me

>>510335596 (OP)
thats obviously someone trolling because this board is nothing but third world/russian/chinese bot farms

>>510335596 (OP)
that's a good ad actually. I'm surprised usually marketing guys are retarded as fuck

>>510335596 (OP)
/pol/ is a Jewish supremacy board. Anti-Semites behave like negroes but implicitly they admit that the Jews are the most powerful and influential master race of the western world. No wonder why they seek future ZOG bots here.

>>510337302
Yeah. The Navy loves the quite nerdy guys. They are autistic about their work and like I said earlier, don't cause trouble. The Navy doesn't give a shit if they hide by their rack reading Manga all day in their free time, they would much prefer that over someone going out and doing 20 shots at a bar and potentially getting into some sort of altercation, drunk driving, or an accusation of date rape. I don't know how they do it, but they are very good at finding the quiet nerd types and recruiting them. I still remember when that Iron Man movie came out, a few guys got those little circle lights that you stick on the inside of a closet, and they were walking around the ship with them under their shirts like they had that fucking arc-reactor thing that Tony has in his chest.

>>510337363
Same.
Stupid brown shits.

>>510337390
You are forgotten India. They having the English speaking mostly, and to come to this website for hard working. I laugh with their joke trolls!

I hope I can see India when joining the rizz US NAVY!

>>510337194
Glowie memes are so fucking trash.

Look bro, if you REALLY want people to enlist, send an attractive, seductive, voluptuous woman to recruit door to door and let her end up like pic related by the end of it.

I'd join ASAP, yes, I'm that shallow, I'd actively help my own country and in effect NATO, just for some pussy.

>>510337520
lmao

>>510337363
>brown people annoy me
>Advertising something. anything, even if it's advertising the posibility of having an ad there is not an ad by itself.

dumb people makes my day worst before any color.

>>510337045
A vtuber is a pedo that creates content that gets gooned to by pedos and abuse victims (future pedos).

Imagine being so fucking retarded that you believe it's the US navy that does this ad.

>>510335596 (OP)
Hah, go fuck yourself navy fags. I ain't fighting shit. Hurry up and go die in gaza on behalf of jewish pedophiles so the world won't be blighted by your existance.

>>510337520
>I still remember when that Iron Man movie came out, a few guys got those little circle lights that you stick on the inside of a closet, and they were walking around the ship with them under their shirts like they had that fucking arc-reactor thing that Tony has in his chest.
kek shit like that always makes me kinda regret not enlisting when I had a good offer. I know there are a lot of shit parts but I'm sad to have missed out on the funny antics.
I guess a lot of nerds are relatively high IQ but don't go to college, so they make a really good source of people who are smart enough to make it through reactor school and do the job, but will go in as Es instead of Os.

>>510337645
>sees an actual ad
seems to be a you problem

>>510336061
>a loli
Gawr Gura

Lol if you think the US military is recruiting fat useless losers like you guys. Btw if you have any questions you can come on down to /meg/ on /k/ and we'll be happy to help you.

>>510337587
>>510337363
i accept both of your concessions.
no further humiliation is needed. stop making it worst now.

>>510337818
>ai slop
That monke soup must have seeped into your brain.

>>510337805
Maybe not fat people but isnt that the point? To make something out of the dregs of the world? I would join hoping a few years of legal obligation to work would get me to stop being so fucking lazy. Im turning 27 soon and just now starting to get tired of doing nothing all day all the time.

Just think how fucking desperate they are, that of all places they come here for recruiting. You believe in the power of shitpoosting yet anon? They literally shut it down, pulled the entire website down or are we all just going to collectively forget that??

>>510337709
Their favorite was to get glowsticks and break them open, and splash the liquid around the berthing of other departments and act like it was some sort of nuclear waste emergency. Coat a few marbles in the glowing liquid and roll them into the berthing of the airdales (guys in the colored jerseys that work on the flightdeck) and tell them it was a "neutron spill" and that they had to get out now. They would also form lines in random spots on the ship, and sucker other people into getting into the line, thinking they were waiting for fucking pizza or icecream. Once the line was big enough they would slowly filter out and leave behind this big ass line of people standing in front of some random office thinking that they were going to serve pizza soon.
>what's this line for
>pizza line, they should be serving here soon...ah shit I have watch, I gotta go

>>510337923
>26
should've given up last year unc, too late now

YVAN EHT NIOJ

>>510337915
>MOM! MOOOOOM!! It's 14 again. He is raping my asshole and my cocksucking friend online again!!!
yeah yeah...

>>510337997
Top kek, didn't even notice you are a name fag, fucking gay.

>>510338085
>let me change the subject now
bring it gaylord

>>510337915
>advert
>≠
>ADVERTisment
I know you're not really German because a core part of their language is using root words, which you are blatantly ignoring to make your point. Imagine getting schooled in nu-latin by a favela monkey.

>>510337950
fuck they sound based

>>510337982
Nah he'll definitely find out his purpose in life when he's in basic surrounded by mexicans who just graduated high school.

>>510338141
Advertisement in the context of this thread includes an exchange of money you retard. 'Advertising' board banners for another board hardly falls under that.

zogbots and vtuber pedos are actually a pretty good pairing

>>510335596 (OP)
the military is full of retarded subhumans, that are so retarded they think jesus is supposed to start with the letter g because military trash towns like columbus georgia all the stupid niggers, spics, and braindead white trash's favorite two words are jesus or incel like gi

>>510338141
>favela monkey
have some real ass now and shut up
your GOV is blatantly pedophile that is using lolis to recruit people now
the actual state

The Navy needs its own Lujian (or how ever you spell it)

>>510335596 (OP)
Tell the recruiter your 300 pounds, navy hates fatties

>>510337632
>saved.jpg

>>510336135
Aren't sailors known to fuck up whole towns wherever they happen to be docked, and fuck themselves while out at sea? Why would anyone want to be part of that? Can any recruiter elaborate on that please?
Fix your shit first then invite more people in, i don't want to be raped in the ass in the middle of the sea by a fellow sailor.

>>510338586
what about jungle beaner? Would you accept that epithet. Favela gook

>>510335596 (OP)
they know the target audience!

>>510336165
Have you seen the state of your armed forces? They're crammed FULL of ESL animals getting training so they can take their knowledge home with them. The cartels are FULL of ex-US forces spics who took training methods back with them to the cartels.

>>510339512
>jungle beaner
seems cozy
what about pedo fattie - would you accept and embrace reality?

>>510335596 (OP)
Why are you guys surprised? Our government is full of zionist double agents who steer our foreign policy and action to benefit Israel. They used the same exact playbook for the IDF for the US Army. Hiring whores to run publicity campaigns for recruiting with a honeypot.
The IDF used a Slav onlyfans whore. The Army used some random stripper to do the same exact thing.

The hilarious part about it all, is that our propaganda stripper is a hezbollah fan, yet she shills for zog. Make it make sense

>>510335596 (OP)
Kek they're getting desperate

>>510336165
I don't think there is anyone left in the US who can speak or write grammatically correct English.

>>510335596 (OP)
i never understood why burgers keep enlisting in their army in any branch, especially since you have all those veterans as examples in webms where police basically executes them or steals whatever money they have on them because they're "suspicious"
not only you risk dying for pissrael in some desert shithole as goatfuckers laugh at you and we laugh at you on the internet, but you have a higher risk of dying after you are discharged and become a veteran because police has green light to kill you whenever they feel like it

>>510339711
I'm preferential to adding 'Mc' as prefix desu
Really hits home on the commercial aspect of it all. These fucking cattle are herded around like commercial product for the jew.

>>510335596 (OP)
just saw this thread. anybody tap the sign yet?

The American army pays jannies to run a perpetual recruitment thread on /k/ and anyone who posts in it gets instantly banned. It was part of the 4chan leaks.

Go over and try for yourself
>>>/k/63979896

>>510340121
the glownigger mods at /k/ used to get furious at waco posting
someone noticed it was trending because they started publishing several shows reviving it all kek

>hey remember those niggerfaggots who burned pregnant woman and children alive and then took pics of their corpses? that led to another glowop where all their kids where blown up in daycare
now the fbi and gaytf is staffed by fat beaners and niggers headed up by a fox news pedo and a literal mossad poojeet
can't make this shit up

>>510340118
Gotchu senpai.
>>510338439
>In the context of this thread
The only context there is that the Navy is paying for advertising and threads. Banner adverts = ads = advertising, stupid fuckin turk

> Join at 1-800-USA-NAVY
How do I type letter (as opposed to numbers) when dialing?

Lmao, what are you waiting for amerianons? You'll get anime gf if you join kek

>>510336135
Actually the Marines are the gayest branch

>>510337805
If you think MIL/GOV/LEO positions aren't filled with anons already then BOY do I have news for you.
>the spookiest part being
>some of them started out as feds
>and ended up as anons
Wrap your noodle around THAT.

>>510337632
>I'd join ASAP, yes, I'm that shallow, I'd actively help my own country and in effect NATO, just for some pussy.
kek
It's astonishing how easy and how little the MIC has to do to truly win so many of you over. I'm not judging or anything, I actually get it, it's just funny. Don't worry, kraut. All you have to do is hold on. Multiple generations of women have been catered to in an unprecedented manner because it fulfilled an agenda. The thing about agendas is that they're not forever fixed and they tend to change. There's a massive rug pull inbound for women and they'll be thrown under the bus if that's what an agenda requires.

>>510341041
Wow zoomies really are braindead and let's face it, you are a zoomie or else you'd know the answer to this ridiculous question.

>>510337194
Ah it's from the data where every girls fuck White Men.

>>510335596 (OP)
>Haha they posted the anime
>Lets die for Israel!!

>>510335596 (OP)
I fail to see the connection between vtuber loli's and the buttfucking navy.

>>510337632
You know you can just... Rent one, right?
A couple hundred euros can get you a fucking decent one and you don't have to give up your remaining life...

Trump has taken/dodged more bullets for America then the entirety of /k/ combined.
/meg/ is in shambles.

>we reached our recruitment goals.
>signtappers? where you at?
proceeds to post lolicon adverts on /pol.
this is getting funnier every single day at this point.

>>510346447
indeed.
they need to post some gay shit like topgun did to increase their fag count.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okyLAKclleo

I hate globohomo worshipping glownigger simps so much it's unreal, you all deserve to have your children mulched and their remains forced down your gullet until you explode. Every time a globohomo enforcement agent steps on a mine the world gets slightly better.

>>510335596 (OP)
>girls like her
>literally lesbian pedo

>>510349330
I will fix her.

>>510335596 (OP)
Anybody can create an ad you know. Even you op.

Dam, They Figured out our weakness
>2D > 3D
Clearly one of our own has betrayed us

>>510351137
>posts the mold woman that lives in a rv.

would someone not with the navy pay for that ad just to make the navy look bad?

>>510336061
I got "pediatric medic" on the army test thing. They really arent trying to be subtle.

>>510335596 (OP)
>>510336477
For me it's this, wtf

IYKYK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSjW5PMFAjw&t=100

>>510335596 (OP)
tappity tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap

>>510335596 (OP)
Who in military sanctioned this buffoonery

>>510335993
When you see horde brigades by scared chinks and their little bitch countries about tapping signs and white feathers it really makes you want to join just to wreck some yellow twinks.

>>510335596 (OP)
I like how you men get harassed constantly into join the military. Now you know what its like to be a woman on the internet getting harassed by men to be their girlfriend.

>>510353856
This! hoes and yellow twinks both exist solely to get fucked

>>510339417
If you're scared of getting raped you're to bitch made for the navy. It's rape or be raped

>>510341542
I think you might be right. I've known Navy men and they strike me as the type to play gay chicken for laughs, but always swerve well before anything gay actually happens. A Marine might turn to you in a fox hole and say, "I don't want to die without knowing the love of a man."
"Gross, dude. Wtf? We're in the middle of nowhere guarding an oil well from seagulls."

>>510353856
Plz mutt skank,Don't confuse indians with men!.And you dirty skanks love the attention so fuck off.

>>510353856
>>510354209
WTF kinda response is. Some of us get it, the struggle is real sister. Bear-Faggots are always my Handsome ass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6X9tBHX_Fl4
oh..muh lady
>Tips Hat

>>510337194
>enlisted
>o-1
kek

>>510337194
>traitor
Misspelled Patriot

>>510335596 (OP)
That level of desperation will forever crack me up. Holy shit this would be the last place they would ever look for zogbots. Also don't forget to tap the sign.

>>510353856
You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature s perfection.

All the validation you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your friends laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who pass look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

>>510357210
>>510356503
Yellows tapping is code for wanting their bussy wrecked by BWC. That's why they tap tap tap all the time.

Interstellar Comet Doing ???: October 2025

Next major war: 2027

Yeah, joining the military right now is for expendables only.

Of course they'd be recruiting on 4chan.

>>510353746
I'm sure it does, eglin tranny.

>>510337194
lol look at this fucking glownigger. lmao even

In the navy, you can sail the seven seas.

Defection from NWO? Everywhere in real life for you. I love this nerve center plugin for X. Nothing to say.

>>510359080
Tap moar lil tongxian wang I'm getting harder!

Likely a recruiter doing it than the CEO of the Navy, but still funny.

>>510335596 (OP)
I only see ads when I'm phone fagging but frankly this is a step up from the usual ads

>onlyfans whore
>onlyfans tranny
>some weird sex doll (extremely creepy)
>some irrelevant styxhexenhammer lookalike that makes shitty music on jewtube
>a fleshlight (vomit)

>>510336322
>>510337302
>>510337520
>>510337709
>>510337950
>>510338151
cringe ass recruiting bots with their fakeass dialogue

>>510335596 (OP)
Can I join?

>>510360903
the military has tons of foreigners. its a fast track to citizenship.

>>510335596 (OP)
>>510336165
>Girls like her wants chads like him
>How about you?
Even ignoring the "wants", this is basically asking me:
"What about you? You want chads like him too?"
So yes, not only are there basic grammar mistakes but the meaning is fucked too.

Pvt. Gonzales hard at work I see.

They must want spastics then.
Putin having lost a million scuttling Igor-troopers is in a similar boat.

>Go to navy
> Pass and serve for 5 years
> Expect a cute chick for final reward, get Paula 40 yo Mexican immigrant.

>>510335596 (OP)
You will die for Isreal!

Damn that bitch only started streaming as that character like a week or two ago, they jumped on her quick.

>>510358329
No, That's plap plap Plap.
Tap Tap Tap is Chyna planned invasion of Taiwan around 2027-2030.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmDcUsBzAZ4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6TDv_Aq9DE&t

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gOZ0WcoBxg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4cJqSmLJgw

>>510337194
aren't army guys the ones that are cheated on by a non-military guy, and then have to pay for the cuckoo kid?
no thanks, you can be a cuck without me

>>510335596 (OP)
> US Navy ad
> MiG-29
sure why not

>>510336061
kek the united states is using underage cartoons girls to advertise people to fight for the underage child fucker president

>>510361410
I don't think they'd let me in. They don't want me in charge of any type of ships or nuclear submarines. First thing I'd do is nuke israel off the map.

>>510336322
Sign me up fellow non jewish goy!

>>510337045
Soft CP, courtesy of the most pedophiliac nation on Earth.

>>510336322
>The Navy loves their 4chan anons because they make excellent nukes.
As in the guys who have to turn the keys to launch or am I missing something?

>>510336244
>I hear they help you pay off university and online classes for taking. It’s a total EPIC WIN
I'll only do it for a $50k signing bonus and I want to be able drive the aircraft carrier when we go on the next Iran bombing run. Deal?

>>510335596 (OP)
Right next to the sexdoll ads. Coincidence?

>>510335596 (OP)
>the navy is using child-looking vtranny avatars to advertise dying for likes to the #1 contingent of kike-haters
What the FUCK did they mean by this?

>>510364578
A friend of mine was in the navy 20 years ago and his job was to push the button on cruise missile launches. He said it was kind of weird because he'd end up thinking of the ragheads on the receiving end. Total chud though, so I can see how they thought he might have been perfect for the job.

>>510364606
>bombing iran
But why? Iran doesn't control our central bank nor politicians. They aren't responsible for mass migration in the West. They aren't responsible for White genocide. All of that blame falls on the shoulders of the jews. I'd rather nuke israel and get rid of the world's foremost problem. Bombing iran doesn't solve anything; it only creates more problems.

>>510335596 (OP)
they've been doing it for years

>>510335596 (OP)
4chan is the ideal place to recruit for the Navy, both of them are full of faggots

>>510355663
Yeah i know it's not for me anyway.

>>510365710
>goonslop anime bitch
They might as well just advertise with suitcases of money cause you ain't getting THAT for joining the army neither

>>510336061
Look at it as a modern version of pin-up girls.

>>510335596 (OP)
lol i tried joining but the retards wouldnt stop screaming in my face so i left

>>510364578
No. The guys that work down in the engine room on nuclear carriers or subs. They are either mechanics or electricians. The Navy gives them a huge sign on bonus and easy promotion, but the work is akin to brutal slave labor.

>>510335596 (OP)
bros I'm actually going into the navy. I'm trying to pass my PST for a seal contract because if im a navy seal i might actually be able to reproduce w my warbrides.

>>510367835
This is fucking stupid and you're going to regret everything

>>510367835
Good luck on your book contract bro

>>510341041
filtered

>>510341041
you can see the ABC spread over the buttons
1 is ABC
2 is DEF
and so on
U would be 8
S would be 7
A would be 1
N would be 6
A, again 1
V is 8
Y is 9
now try 1-800-niggers-tongue-my anus

>>510366212
I'd join the navy myself but I can't stand half of the southern troglodytes that serve there
>>510367449
In another life perhaps

>>510368761
so you are a langobardo?

>>510335596 (OP)
I don't believe you, OP

>>510336165
Why would that be weird? We're talking about America here.

>>510368892
Yes, but believe the subhumans that serve in the army are bad even for southern standards

>>510370148
the browner the more dysfunction
that's what i see around me everywhere i look

>>510337990
i prefer the superliminal technique, at least it's honest