>>514104518
>My particular brand of autism makes me blind to actual normie shit
Shut the fuck up and go play trugg simulator, Hans.
You're on /pol/. People don't end up here out of the blue.

>YES ZIS WILL BE 8,90€ PLEASE!
>WAT IS ZIS?? NEIN NEIN NEIN YOU CAN ONLY PAY WITH ZE CARD WHEN YOU BUY SOMETHING WORTH 10€, SEE HERE!!! *points to a crudely written card with no translation*
>WHAT WE DO NOW?? GO TO ZE ATM AND WITHDRAW ZE MONEY

Fuck this fucking shithole country I am never visiting Germany again

>>214050318
The Eurofighter is dogshit.

>just ignore our eternal rivalry with England
>or our long standing feud with France
>or the ancient struggle with Poland
>or our ancestral conflict with Sweden
>or... and... plus...
>...
>..
>.
>*mumbles away in the distance*

Germans have an opinion on everything yet they don't know anything and they never bother to learn about the world. They just assume they are always right

>>213799161
>NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!!!! YOU CANNOT FILM ZE DROGENDEALER!! YOU ARE IMPEACHING HIS HUMAN DIGNITY!!! ZIS IS NOT ALLOWED BY ZE GRUNDGESETZ!!!!!!!!

>>106226917
>IN MY COUNTRY

If you had to assign one or two people to each century of every civilisation, who would it be?

For example, Germany:

8th: the century of saint Boniface
9th: the century of Charlemagne/Karl der Große
10th: Otto the Great
11th: Henry IV
12th: Frederick I Barbarossa and Hildegard von Bingen
13th: Frederick 2, Albertus Magnus
14th: Charles IV
15th: Gutenberg
16th: Luther, Charles V.
17th: Leopold, Kepler
18th: Mozart, Frederick II of Prussia, Euler
19th: Goethe, Bismarck, Gauss
20th: Chudler.

If you had to assign one or two people to each century of every civilisation, who would it be?

For example, Germany:

8th: the century of saint Boniface
9th: the century of Charlemagne/Karl der Große
10th: Otto the Great
11th: Henry IV
12th: Frederick I Barbarossa and Hildegard von Bingen
13th: Frederick 2, Albertus Magnus
14th: Charles IV
15th: Gutenberg
16th: Luther, Charles V.
17th: Leopold, Kepler
18th: Mozart, Frederick II of Prussia, Euler
19th: Goethe, Bismarck, Gauss
20th: Chudler

>>213061405
>Roll threads are verboten. Cease your activities at once.

>>213050467
IN GERMANY WE STICK ZE BEER BOTTLES UP OUR ARSE

>>212811627
In Germany, they're called vaterdesperten!

> Join at 1-800-USA-NAVY
How do I type letter (as opposed to numbers) when dialing?

>be me
>german jaa
>shit and piss
>der schokolade mmm das poopenfarten
why are they like this?

>>510049334
>Jews!
>Jews!
>Jews!
>It's da Jews!!!
>da proof is da Jews!

>>509437342
>At least you owned the lib, when you look back and realize, how much this bill bites you personally in the ass.
>Maga-Mutts are the dumbest fucking retards on the entire internet

>>714102406
>

>>212253665
Never because we dont do that IN GERMANY saar

why do all immigrants to germany actually act like this.
all of the non neggar immigrants yet not quite expats have this autistic hyper german conformism. but it's an act, they don't actually respect recycling. they don't bag their plastic in the yellow bag.
yet they say shit like "but did you wipe ze shower after showering? ozerwise the mold may come back! zat is ze noodle pot, it is ONLY to be used for cooking noodles. if you want to cook rice, this is the rice cooking pot"
like, chill. i won't snitch on you to the Reicheinwanderungsbehörde.

>>212143036
please raise the limit of your credit card that you may pay for the 58€ for the ticket!

>>212135409
>WE DONT HAVE PLATES THAT SIZE IN GERMANY!

>>508168212
cope and seethe. soon you will have another wave of fake Iranian refugees arriving at your borders on top of soaring energy prices all because Bibi and Trump feel like democratizing Iran. Who's the real bitch now? Also, don't forget about the next multi million euro aid package to Jewlensky.

>>211763851
>c'è stato un altro attentato terroristico??? è il momento di sciogliere l'AfD o qualcosa