Thread 510484494

You are now experiencing a home invasion. How prepared/screwed are you? How will your country’s laws help or hinder you in the aftermath?

>>510484494 (OP)
>How prepared/screwed are you?
I am very, very, very screwed, but hey, I'll have some fun with the guns before going to prison for life.

>>510484494 (OP)
>he doesn't have multiple malingators on his property

>>510484607
Could you potentially train some dogs? Seems like a loophole

>>510484494 (OP)
My wife and I are into jujitsu. God help whoever would even try to get in here.

>>510484494 (OP)
Shoot them 17 times in the chest, call police, say theres been a shooting at this address, hang up, call my lawyer, refuse to speak to the police. This is exactly what i pay my lawyer for.

>>510484629
>melaningators

>>510484666
Especially if they have guns, those bullets finna tap out

>>510484494 (OP)
How long do I have to decide if I want to die or kill?

Unlike the average amerifat I don't have to hobble over to the door. Instead, as an eurogod, I'm there to meet them, like Romans tried to cross the Rein, I will destroy them. It's a different mindset, but we don't order food every day.

I forgot to attach pic

I have 18 dogs.
Good luck.

>>510484644
I don't want to go to prison because my doggos would have eaten some guys, plus the doggos would be killed, no, I'll handle the fun all by myself.

>>510484666
I’d rub my nutsack right across you and your wifes forehead.

>>510484735
>WE WHO DIE, SALUTE YOU

>>510484735
Deliveryfags get the rope

I'm suicidal and quite happy to make an explosion that takes me and the intruder down

>>510484494 (OP)
I have my bussy clean and ready to go for them

>>510484776
I see. Very considerate
I would probably get dogs if I was in France. They cost a lot of money to train with bite suits though

>>510484494 (OP)
Very screwed! Either I'm killed or I'll go to jail for murdering niggers 5 times my size even though I have video evidence of them breaking in with huge knives rushing at me intending to kill me unless I have a great luck with my lawyer and court.

>>510484781
This is how the beginning of the movie “Law Abiding Citizen” plays out

I have experienced multiple home invasions. Have used a machete, a hammer, once my dog just scared them off.

Once I cornered some burglars with a machete and decided to spare their lives, I took pity on them and offered them a bit of food or money (I had 50 bucks to my name) and they were so afraid they declined, frozen in fear.

I also had to ask them in Spanish. I let them go out of kindness, like Pancho and Lefty, did not call the cops. Did not want to get la migra involved.

>>510484494 (OP)
I play Iron Maiden's The Trooper on max volume.

I wait for them in the dark with a machete.

Thread Theme: https://youtu.be/t24ij5kI2cg?si=nBCU6yryrJ_vELdW

It depends on how many invaders there are, what their capabilities are, the time of day.

There are so many possible scenarios that it's impossible to know if I'd be screwed or not.

>>510484974
Why are you getting broken into so often? Are you in a low income area?

>>510484974
>Did not want to get la migra involved.
I can see why

>>510484974
This is a true American. Why didn't you tell them to stay over? Your wife must be obese. They could have a little fun.

>>510484494 (OP)
>reach out to grab my bing bang wahoo
>this is where the fun begins

>>510484494 (OP)
I'm also constantly surrounded by murderous raping jeets that get well paying jobs and continue to murder and rape. There's millions of them!

>>510485264
I have lived in your country. It was super cringe seeing sheltered Sikh Muslim and Hindu kids who grew up in fucking Edmonton become criminals by choice. They really have no clue how fucking horrible things will get when niggas and chicanos start to show up

>>510485231
something or someone is going to get a whole new set of holes before the sun rises again

>>510484494 (OP)
there's a 2011 laying to my right side and an ar behind my head

>>510484494 (OP)
I have Japanese kitchen knives I could probably use to defend myself. If I do, however, some feminist judge will sentence me to three years in prison for protecting myself while being a white male.

>>510484974
And then everybody clapped...
Fucking plebbiters

>>510484494 (OP)
>dog starts trying to eat its way through our door to get to them
>home invader runs off

>>510484494 (OP)
I enter a long legal process for shooting a home invader, 50/50 chance of jail

>>510485667
Have self defense capabilities for the average citizen in your country gone downhill after the Christchurch shooting?

>>510485667
>>dog starts trying to eat its way through our door to get to them
>>dog
Where did the crocodile go? Did the dog eat it?

>>510485734
not really.
they tried to do a buy back but from what i can tell, no one really bothered.
the gun laws they introduced didn't really change much either, it was mostly just performative.
>>510485803
yes, she ate most of the sled deer too, though they were in the freezer at the time so its not such a big deal.

>>510485803
He’s in New Zealand, the scariest animal there is a stray cat or Māori gangbanger
You’re confusing him for Australia

>>510485952
Awesome, I was worried for the people of nz for a sec

>>510484494 (OP)
I got big long knives and i'm in good shape.
The hallway is thin so I can use it as a choke point like the Spartans at the battle of Thermopylae.
As long as they don't have a gun i'll be fine. If they do have a gun, I'm jumping off the balcony and retreat into the forest where I will plot my revenge.

>>510486157
Based Viking

>>510484494 (OP)
Well I'm pretty sure I still have some featherlite to patch the holes in the door, the slough is always hungry and what laws are you talking about? Nothing ever happened.

>>510485952
Scary dog.

>>510485953
Figures. I thought crocks are persistent enough to have migrated over there over like 300 millions of years of their existence. Not that huge of a distance. Guess the ecosystems are just that isolated from each other.

>>510484494 (OP)
Preparation means just that.
You don't put locks on your doors and deadbolts, even bars on your windows and then leave a bunch of saws, crowbars, ladders and axes in an unlocked outside shed...
But, people do.
Have decent lighting on motion sensors - have cameras hard-wired (no wifi) to a screen and hard drive that overwrites itself every 24 hours.
Solid core doors, and sorry but fuck deadbolts.
Get picrel - they are called barricade brackets
I have something similar
Bar slides in from the side. Strike a balance between weight and strength and practicality. I used a 2x4 made of quarter sawn white oak reinforced with rebar
Sink the lag bolts into the wall studs well on either side of the door and jamb
Even if they use a chainsaw, they can't get through
You can put decorative bars or an iron grate on your windows - do not forget the 2nd floor if you have one. They can and will get up there if they have to.
You can put security doors inside the house as well, like the South Africans do.
No hedges or areas where they can conceal themselves - if you have to have plants, plant something like acacia bushes - even fully grown male African Lions won't fuck with that nasty shit
Plant them under your windows for maximum fuck you
Given enough time, they are going to get in - all they have is time
The goal is to make your place look so uninviting they fuck off to somewhere else and an easier target
Harsh world, but it's just the way things are

>>510484494 (OP)
my country will provide me free shelter, food, water and more amenities if I dare speak about it

>>510484494 (OP)
I do have a gun but I don't know how to shoot it

>>510486511
They had these ground parrots that were almost completely decimated by stray cats and dogs after the Europeans showed up for example
Those parrots were completely defenseless because they did not need to fight for nearly the entire time they were present on NZ

>>510484494 (OP)
I'd probably go to jail or die but I'd grab the biggest knife from my kitchen and stab the living fuck out of intruder(s). Someone is gonna bleed.

>>510484494 (OP)
>I dunno officer this unsecured bookcase full of hentai just fell on him conveniently erasing all signs that I clobbered him to death while waiting in a dark corner
>that other guy? well he just got electrocuted in a puddle of seasoned piss from my vintage pissbottle collection, you know how it is

>>510484494 (OP)
bedside mossberg shockwave loaded with #4 buckshot and a mounted strobing 1000 lumen flashlight and laser in a castle doctrine state prepared.

>>510484494 (OP)
Everyone is getting shot.

>>510484494 (OP)
I will defend myself and then I will go to prison for not spreading my ass cheeks and inviting them to run a train on me. Fortunately Finnish prison isn't that bad.

>>510484494 (OP)
Nobody announces they're about to break into someone's home. Let that absence of information guide what you do to them.

>>510487147
>>510487234
I envy you niggers
in Europe even if you have a firearm permit you'd go to jail not because you shot them but because you didn't suck their dick
>sir did you punch that person attacking you with a knife... well... that's aggravating

>>510484494 (OP)
Castle doctrine state. 22 under bed. We Gucci.

>How prepared/screwed are you?
I have a sharp bill hook and my motorcycle gear within arm reach, I should get a buckler in the future for full retrofuturistic knight mode. Unless they have guns I'm good.
>How will your country’s laws help or hinder you in the aftermath?
2-15 years probably.

>>510485083
I’m pretty sure none of the pictures are of the homeowner. Don’t ask why.

>>510484494 (OP)
>Bang bang bang
>Invasion is over

>>510484776
You're in France. Just get a guard pig. A mere oink is enough to drive off the potential home invaders you'd be most likely to deal with.

>>510486659
I have a cutlery drawer.
I’m fucked no matter how ell I dispose of the body.

If your country has strict regulations on guns and knives, use a wooden sword or a stick. If possible, you can also buy a gardening machete.
I used to practice kendo, and from my experience, a fucking stick is superior to any martial arts, and a trained person can easily defeat an amateur with the same weapon. It's ridiculously easy. Yes, of course, if you can, use a fucking gun.
And when facing an opponent with superior weapons, it's safer to flee or surrender.
Without prior planning and knowledge of the terrain, it's impossible to escape such an opponent without getting killed or injured.

>>510486157
Can you not own guns?

>>510484494 (OP)
>How prepared/screwed are you?
I'm going to be sued by the doctor's or astronaut's family.

>>510487426
yeah castle doctrine helps, it's just assumed if they use force to break into your house that they were there to do you harm and you have no duty to retreat from your "castle" so you can use lethal force if you deem it necessary.

>>510489846
love it

>>510489536
Underrated

>>510484494 (OP)
All involved dead; getaway driver after pursuit

Even if you have decent weapons, their effectiveness drop dramatically unless you practice using them.
When humans face a threat and their adrenaline levels spike, trying to do something they're not used to doing on a regular basis can make them act way more stupid than you'd think.
Practice with knives, guns, or whatever you can get your hands on.

>>510484494 (OP)
Sorry, I live in a small White town. Enjoy your niggers, fellow anons.

>>510484494 (OP)
oh, i got a shredder from precious plastic. i would love to use it to grind up some arabs and flush their remains down the toilet. please do indulge my psychopathic kinks.

>>510490547
thanks anon judging by your wisdom I might have a career in beating up prostitutes lol

>>510484494 (OP)
my AYKAY is chilling right next to my bed at arms length and is fully loaded

I'm extremely paranoid and a bump in the night has me waking up and wracking it and investigating it.

Just rape the intruder
They will be to ashamed to admit what happened,a near perfect crime

>>510491278
agree, imagine the potential of being allowed to fully experiment with a victim that put themself in the spiderweb.

>>510491576
>>510491278
This happened in Russia iirc. Some chick and her guy friend tried to rob a store and got subdued. The chick got raped and the dude got killed
Happened in the early 2000s

>>510484494 (OP)
I live next to a police station so niggers behave themselves. The best thing you can do is get a house right next to the police station.

>>510491278
>>510491576
You sick bastards.

>>510484494 (OP)
I would wait until the invader rushes at me then thank Allah for the opportunity to eliminate one last thief and also never having to listen to shrill whore women speak again as I clack off my suicide vest

>>510484494 (OP)
datamining thread

>>510484494 (OP)
I can legally use anything in my apartment as a weapon if someone breaks in. However, if I even give the slightest hint that I kept the item there in case someone broke in, I'd go to prison.

>>510484494 (OP)
I have a hand axe four feet away from me and an air pistol that fires glass bb's in my bedside table.

>>510492196
mine my data harder, how is paris? you like the kebab everywhere?

>>510492220
that is so fucked and so cucked.

>>510484494 (OP)
rmftr

>>510484494 (OP)
looks like the escort isn't showing up you will have to do

>>510484868
Just chop them up over a period of a few days and find somewhere to dispose of them. Preferably a pig farm.

>>510484494 (OP)
Datamining thread, don't post about your guns for glowniggers here bros. Glowies are trying to datamine. Tell them lies.

>>510485989
All of the elites are building their fallout shelters in NZ so I'm guessing they want as much access to firearms as possible.

>>510484494 (OP)
I'm not worried. I know kung fu.

>>510484494 (OP)
Florida law is amazing you can literally just be renting a room from someone if they come in your room and refuse to leave their life is forfeit. My friend almost stabbed a dude to death he was renting a room from and got away with it because he told him to get out and he didn't.

>>510493365
That place seems like it’s experiencing a nation-wide gentrification event

>>510484494 (OP)
>mfw

>>510484494 (OP)
Weird that my security cameras and dogs didn't pick them up before they made it to the door. Either way, the dogs are ready to rumble (2x 80lb purebred German sheps). I would grab either my AR-15 or my PCC which at the time is a cz scorpion (picrel). Ar is in the closet but the scorpion is in my office, literally within arms reach with a full mag. Would hate to have to kill someone, but I will not hesitate to protect myself and my family.

>>510493488
Guard dogs are based, I will definitely allocate the resources towards having some whenever I’m a family man

>>510484494 (OP)
We've built a pretty deep survival onion here. Sorry, no data scraping.

>>510484494 (OP)
Property is secured with a professional alarm system since we had burglars trying to intrude. In under 10 minutes a patrol of the security is on our premises. It works, I accidentally tested it myself, kek

>>510484494 (OP)
>crowbar
is this supposed to be scary/concerning where you live?
>>510484674
based Yank. make the jew work for you. that's the natural order of things, jews exist only to serve Gentiles

>>510493618
>in 10 minutes

Anon you and your wife are already dead if someone wished you ill will. I surely hope you at least keep a crowbar or some other last ditch effort near where you sleep.

>>510493488
Do you have to charge that gun with the cable? Does it use battery instead of bullets? That's pretty cool, bro, but what will you do if you're in a firefight and there's no plug socket nearby?

>>510493488
you sound so tuff

>>510493684
Yes, Gordon Freeman also destroyed an entire alien army with one

>>510484494 (OP)
Whatever that "laws" are, the invader will certainly die, but not before I torture them first.

>>510484494 (OP)
>You are now experiencing a home invasion. How prepared/screwed are you?
I'm not even going to call the police until I ventilate all of them. I don't want the cops interfering with my fun.

>>510492220
On a scale on 1-10 how mad are you at the state of your coubtry?

>>510484674
>Shoot them 17 times in the chest, call police, say theres been a shooting at this address, hang up, call my lawyer, refuse to speak to the police. This is exactly what i pay my lawyer for.
Correct. Mostly. Watch this video.

It's unironically the most important video a citizen of the US can watch.

DON'T TALK TO THE POLICE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-7o9xYp7eE

Are muskets or rifles better? I don’t want to have too much range, but also want to be accurate. Would you suggest a shotgun then or crossbow? I don’t want to have too much range.

There’s an authentic mark one trench knife, unsheathed in my night stand next to a .32 s+w snub. Good enough to win ww1 good enough to defend the bedroom

>>510494034
Eh, I’d go air rifle if you really want to be hipster about it

>>510493727
Actually lol'd.

I have 4 guns and body armor within 5ft of me right now. Either me or my brother are always home. We aren't calling the police either, you better hope you die.

>>510494033
Most overrated video ever. Gives the worst fucking examples which don't illustrate his points properly. He just repeats the same shit.

>>510484494 (OP)
Knives and weapons are all over my house and hidden outside as well. A home invasion wouldn't net very much from me. It would be a waste of their time and everyone would get hurt. Plus I have neighbors on all sides and cameras so they're not going to get away with it very easily.

>>510484494 (OP)
There are very few people who can beat me so I'd probably be fine. Legally I'd get in trouble if I couldn't prove self defence was my last option.

>>510493712
> if someone wished you ill
In this case of course there would be no protection. We have no security detail around 24/7. But why would anybody wish me ill?

>>510484494 (OP)
Fucking bring it, I'm fully loicensed.

You dying from a gun Shot would be best outcome, if you survive I hope you are familiar with farm equipment, you're going to become one

>>510493820
Make it look like a suicide. Protip: don't shoot him in the back.

>>510484494 (OP)
I have tachi, but this never happy any way...

>>510484494 (OP)
Not as screwd as the brown person trying to invade my homk8hwae is about to be

>>510494890
太刀は大きすぎる。短刀が必要だ。

>>510495101
You can just have gun. When I visit America I will shoot with AR-15. But be careful not to kill anyone unless they are breaking into home.

>>510484494 (OP)
At this point I might capture them at gunpoint and chain them up in my basement forcing them to paint my Warhammer figures.

>>510494699

Upgrade for ya?

>>510494033
>be soldier in active warzone
>use one gun the entire duration of the war
>be retarded amerifag family
>have 30 guns per family member
Why do you keep doing this? Even Stephen Paddock who killed 400 people only used one gun, but he brought 29 guns, like a fucking retard. Do you guys realize that it's ammunition you need a lot of, not guns? Even if the entire US army hit that family, the family would not get to use more than 5 guns at most. For a country that revels in being gun-savvy, you seem to not understand guns at all.

>>510484736
I knew what you meant.
Smug.emogi

>>510495738
We own 30 guns each because we can. Also i have 1000 rounds of 9mm coming in the mail right now.

>>510495738

He used multiple guns. Shoot from one position, moved to the second position and fire another. He did this multiple times with already loaded guns and only reloaded with full mags once the former guns are empty.

>>510484494 (OP)
Lol, nobody is invading my shithole. I did get my front window shot out once. Cops didn't do a fucking thing. You can literally shoot out someone's windows and there will be no consequences where I live.

So yeah, I'm blowing their head off with a 12 gauge if they come in my house. No fucks give in this hell.

>>510496033
>trying to make it seem rational
He never used all 29 guns. You realize you can reload the guns, right? You don't need to change the entire gun, just the magazine.

>>510495988
That's such a gay and retarded reason.

>>510492220
I want for you guys to be free so badly. The more Western countries that are free, the better. The fucking police raids with spoons and butter knives are so shameful. I truly hope you can take back your country one day.

Tell police the home invader denied the holocaust and said he was going to sell what he stole from me to finance an attack on a synagogue.
>>510485083
Imagine cleaning up after your dog and finding bits on nigger in his poop.

>>510495533
Assault sporks are banned here m8, only single shot, muzzle-loaded sporks are allowed.

>>510484494 (OP)
Whatever you do, don’t say a fucking thing to the police without a lawyer present.
>but I just defended myself/my family/my castle
Ok, but the police aren’t your friends and may still charge you.
T. LEO

>>510496033
paddock got shot by the people in the room, its why the doorway was riddled with bullet holes despite the cops claiming they never got into a gunfight.
his body was moved into the room and he was used as a scapegoat to cover up what was supposed to be an assassination attempt on one of the saudi princes who was in Vegas at the time.

>>510484494 (OP)
I knock them and choke them out
Im a weaponized being

>>510484494 (OP)
8 dogs running at you at incredibly high speeds attacking from both waist, leg, and ankle heights.
followed by me with a industrial strength bullet proof shield I've created out of multiple layers of plex glass and various metals, while holding a short spear.
If the dogs don't drag you down and kill you and somehow you're still standing. I just stab you in the chest.

This doesn't even include the psychological warfare. Since we've got it rigged to play VX Gas Attack by Skinny Puppy at alarmingly high volumes and strobe lights facing away from all main hallways so that it only gets more frightening as you go deeper into the house.
My favorite part is the gay little alarm light I have outside the house.

It's red and does that spinning warning alarm thing that lights do.
Really gay, but it's the small things.

>>510484494 (OP)
It was legal for me to shoot him before he even set foot on my property.

>>510495522
It all makes sense now.

>hear someone breaking into your house
>yell out DON'T COME IN MUM IM WANKING

>>510495738
>stephen paddock
Imagine believing the “official” story

>>510495738
Hording behavior.

>>510497862
This is actually the only good reply.

>>510484494 (OP)
Castle doctrine in my state.

They can check in, but they aren't leaving on their feet.

Data mining thread. Please include the following in your spreadsheet, carpet walking soft hands faggots: glowniggers tongue my anus. Poop on your tongue, and you probably like it, fucking degenerate poopdick faggots.

I would grab my hatchet like a retard.

>>510484494 (OP)
*unsheathe tactical whip*
its time to remind them what we did to them

>>510486538
Try these anon. I had to upgrade mine after I woke up at 2:30AM with three little assholes pointing guns in my face. They got through the normal ones like they weren't even there. Nice neighborhood too. Managed to talk them out of everything but an old Xbox I hadn't even turned on in like a decade. Put at least one high and low so that it spreads the load out if they try and kick it open.

>>510498520
This thread is so cringe. So many limpdick larpers.

>>510495738
It's so at can have a gun nearby no matter where we are in the house, whether it be kitchen, living room, bedroom, other bedroom, bathroom, car, etc. This may be foreign to a europoor, the concept of a home where all exterior walls aren't constantly within arms' reach.

>>510484494 (OP)
curl up into a corner and wait for it to be over as per Canadian government advisory
>>510485264
Just remember that there's just as many Whites who are ready to commit violence on those jeets and the (((people))) who enable them

>>510498831
Then it's time to move out of South Africa.

>>510498831
>It's so at can have
>mfw
It's funny how insecure you faggots are. None of what you're saying is realistic. You think ninjas are going to drop through your ceiling? You're just a nerd.

>>510495738
>Shotgun
Hunting, sport, home defense
>Semi-Automatic rifle
Hunting, sport, home defense, SHTF
>Non-Semi-Automatic rifle
Hunting, sport, SHTF
>Low caliber rifle
Hunting, sport
>Pistol
Self-defense

Everything else is either spares, an investment, or for fun.

>>510494601
>But why would anybody wish me ill?
Because you haven't had breakfast this morning and it shows. Be a good boy and chow down on some feed so you can feel better the next morning where you might not have breakfast.
>>510499241
>he doesn't have ninjas regularly testing the perimeters of his home
shiggydiggy svenne jr

>>510484494 (OP)
>Pic
I don't call the police at my house.

>>510484674
You pay a lawyer to entertain your fantasies?

>>510499257
Like I said, you don't need more than two guns at most.

>>510484494 (OP)
I have an Arkansas toothpick with this nigger's name on it

>>510484494 (OP)
I'm paying cash for a room in a block and haven't updated my legal address in years.

>>510499654
It’s not the bill of needs

>>510484494 (OP)
laws only matter if the police are notified.

>>510484494 (OP)
i haven't locked a house door in 30 years, so that banging is most likely the trespassers head banging on the veranda as the pups play with him.
the law over here is reasonable force, though there's discussions to restate castle doctrine. i'd never call the cops though, for one everything that is going to happen is long done by the time they get here, and two, they're just going to get in the way as i dispose of the body. the dogs will only eat what i tell them to, and i won't let them eat diseased food

>>510484494 (OP)
even noticing would be a hatecrime.
I just hope my pooling blood doesn't cause him to slip. my lineage would be paying reparations til the heat death of the universe.

>>510499896
True. It's the bill of insecurity and small-dickery. For some gay-ass reason, losers think more guns means more power, but one person with one gun is the same power as one person with 600 guns. It's all fluff. You'd even be better off with 600 people and one gun.

>>510492196
>scared to state a fact
>flag
my opinion of you guys can't get much lower desu

>>510499896
>>510500715
And to add to that, Americans always claim it's out of necessity.
See: >>510498831 and >>510496033
It's clearly not needed, though, or else every army in the world would equip each soldier with 30 guns. Any adult person knows ammunition is what is necessary. Most Americans hoard guns like a dick-extension. When you actually find yourself in need of a gun, you'll use just a few at most, but lots of ammo. If someone brags that they have a bunch of guns, they're an insecure loser. If you actually need a gun, you might be better off not letting anyone know you have one.

>>510484494 (OP)
I would have to hide the body. Would throw him into the shower, turn it on, chop him up, give the meat to dogs, crush the bones and dump it in the ocean or something.

>>510501060
>Most Americans hoard guns like a dick-extension.
>If someone brags that they have a bunch of guns, they're an insecure loser.
I don't know why everyone assumes every gun enthusiast is only concerned with managing other people's perceptions of him. Nobody really cares about you.

Guys in America end up buying lots of guns because shooting becomes a hobby and buying guns is easy. The barrier is so low that the reasons for the new one can be very thin. They're doing the same thing any hobbyist ends up doing, buying tons of different items for minor upgrades or tradeoffs in ability.
>Sure my shotgun would be fine for home defense, but maybe I should get an AR pistol since that would be better...well actually 5.56 is really loud and I don't want to be slapping on earpro if I hear a bump in the night, so I'll make my AR pistol my tactical gun and then get a 9mm carbine to be my home defense gun...and I'm going squirrel hunting next week so I'm going to need a nice .22...and revolvers seem neat so maybe I'll get one of those...
Every guy who plays golf is buying a different driver every year, it's not because his old driver quit working, and it's not because he wants everyone to know he has a lot of drivers.

>>510484494 (OP)
PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL

>>510484494 (OP)
Fine. The cops would probably clean my gun before handing it back.

>>510490547
I steel clubs and maces of various sizes, probably the 15 pound mace will suffice. You can tell the authorities you were working out when they broke in and you panicked and smacked them with it.

>>510501549
>I don't know why everyone assumes every gun enthusiast is only concerned with managing other people's perceptions of him
It's because how they react when you ask them about their reasons. Insecurity shines through like x-rays. You ask them why they have 300 guns rather than 2 with lots of ammo and they react with "Because I'm a REAL MAN!! Something you wouldn't understand, and I need a gun within reach in case my house in the suburbs get run down by hoards of assailants!"

Let's compare with your golf example. Imagine someone said "I have a dozen sets of golf clubs because I'M A MAN!! You never know when you need to hit a golf ball!! I need a club within reach at any moment! Faggots like you can't even imagine having the right to have as many golf clubs as you want!"
It sounds retarded and it is. This is what American gun nerds sound like. They're apocalypse larping with the emotional and cognitive maturity of an 8 year old.

Americans' response on guns is always retarded, unrealistic, and over-compensating. Anyone who's confident in themselves would just say they like firing different guns and I would not have anything to criticize. "I think it's fun" is infinitely more respectable than any of the small-dickery you guys go on about. I don't think most people understand how they are constantly carrying giant neon signs with all their insecurities all the time. Anyone with a shred of self-confidence will immediately spot every insecurity you have.