40yo virgin here, gonna go to Amsterdam to get a couple of those window hookers cuz it's intolerable at this point. Any advice? Hiding flag on purpose.

>>510588770 (OP)
now imagine that roller is my dick, if you know what i mean

>>510588844
What did he mean by this?

>>510588770 (OP)
what would hiding your flag accomplish? shillbot?

>>510588770 (OP)
>Hiding flag on purpose
If you're a jeet just go to Thailand. It's cheaper and nearer.

>>510588770 (OP)
>>510588908
Oh wait its the Russian ice skater. Youre that Aussie pedo fag.

>>510588908
Bringing shame to my country is not on my list

>>510588915
I'm white af bro

>>510588770 (OP)
Yeah dont do it. Read the bible, pray and go to church.

>>510588770 (OP)
>look at me bro i'm hiding

>>510588908
Why have a proper discussion when I want to throw shade at your country instead reeeeeeee

>>510589030
I have no interest in religion. I've read all the books.

>>510589059
Not me, but he has good taste in webms.

its lower than you think

>>510589074
>>510589132
Did the jannies finally ban your vpn so you can't larp as an aussie anymore?

>>510588770 (OP)
>>510588844
>>510588893
>>510588908
>>510588915
>>510588967
>>510589030
>>510589059

Males can't be virgins. They don't have hymens.

>>510588770 (OP)
Scout ahead a bit online, don't bother us looking for the red light district.
Bribg enough money?

>>510588770 (OP)
Don't they feel horrible? They must be stretched several miles

>>510589132
>I've read all the books.
Try praying

>>510588844
Imagine pol without shitskins

>>510588770 (OP)
you're going to be incredibly disappointed.

>>510588844
haram. bruzzer the sheytaan has you blinded with sin. WAKE UP!!!!!

If all you want is pussy why not order an Onahole from Temu? A hooker won't make you feel good or that you have a future.

>>510589159
>virginity
The definition is different for a male. A man needs to penetrate as if it would break a hymen were one there, in order to lose his virginity.

>>510589159
American "education"

>>510589159
trvke

>>510589143
Lower what?

>>510589158
I'm genuinely an Eurofag

>>510589164
I know where it is, it's a couple km from my hotel actually. Looks like 50 for a blowjob and 100 for a quickie.

>>510589171
Yeah and how I know the difference kek?

>>510589243
I am certain I will be, you are correct, but I want to remove it from my to do list before it causes me mental illness.

>>510589313
he's right though. imagine being so feminized that you think you lose something when having sex as a man.

>>510589283
A good hooker is way better than jerking off

>>510588770 (OP)
>Any advice?
If you're 40 years old and you're still worried about the opinions of a bunch of high school faggots with burning peeholes, then i think you have much bigger fish to fry, anon.

>>510588770 (OP)
Yea do it I had fun back in the 2000s. Get out of the red light district also there is lots of pretty country side

>>510589243
Cause the best sex he'll experience is 40 yo sex that's why.
It's like driving a Lada and complaining all cars are trash.

>>510589283
Eeeeh I need the real thing at least once. My only concern is that I might like the feeling and feel bad for the wasted years not having it. I feel pretty good now since I don't know what I'm missing.

>>510589164
>Bribg enough money?
Lmao I love the Dutch language so much.
It's so similar to English, but the way they throw in those wild spelling changes.
Like "bribg" instead of "bring"
Neat!

>>510589407

Still imagine you've never driven before. Even a go kart would still be fun.

>>510589381
I can't imagine not understanding what it means

>>510588770 (OP)
Don't waste your time in Amsterdam go to Thailand and Angeles City Philippines and get a whore overnight for 60 bucks she will hold your hand and pretend to be your girlfriend as long as you pay the daily rate. When sick of her kick her out and grab another one, or two. On my birthday I had 5 girls at once.

>>510589409
If you're anything like my autistic arse you'll get hyperfixated on it and all your money will get spunked on prossies. I don't regret a single second of it though.

>>510588770 (OP)
I did the same a few years back. I preferred the brothels over the Red light district. You pay a little more, but the girls were hotter and looked cleaner.

Protip, tell them what you want and ask them how much it will cost, don't tell them how much you have and ask what you can get. They'll rip you off.

>>510589409
>I might like the feeling
You're not even gonna get hard let alone enjoy the feeling lol
>it might cause mental illness
You're 40 and never had sex, never even seen a vagina. You are mentally ill permanently, period.
The time for prostitutes was 20 years ago the fuck did you do all this time? Your dick and body and even your mind no longer work as when you were 20, you have missed out forever on real sex all you'll get now is a husk of the experience, of course you will forever claim sex is overrated (it's not).

>>510589409
Nigga no hooker is gonna touch yo Jeet dik.

>>510589711
>You're not even gonna get hard let alone enjoy the feeling lol
Yeah that's an excellent point. Make sure you pop some viagra or cialis first. Nerves really do a number on you first time, did me anyway.

>>510588770 (OP)
My advice is to buy some drugs that are good uppers or go ahead and get on anti-depressants, because once you have sex you're gonna want to kill yourself thinking about how much you obsessed over it and allowed it ruin your life for 40 years just to find out it's mid

>>510589159
>>510589381
This. If you think men can be virgins, you may as well believe that it's okay for them to grow tits and wear skirts. This entire concept has been flipped on its head so that women can better manipulate social dynamics in their favor. By simping for them and shaming other men who don't pay attention to women, you become a part of the problem. This is just a smaller piece on the second wave feminist playbook that normies far and wide adhere to like the bible.

Wear a condom, practice putting it on days before going. STD's are fucking awful

>>510589668
Has to be Europe for reasons that don't matter.

>>510589672
kek, I am a germaphobe, so I can;t see myself doing it regularly. The fear of a STD will keep it to single visit.

>>510589705
Are the brothers near the RLD?

>>510589711
>>510589820
I won't have a problem getting hard, but I will probably finish in a minute kek.

>You are mentally ill permanently, period.

Maybe? I don't feel like it and my life is pretty normal desu.

>>510589834
If it was mid men wouldn't put that much emphasis on it.
You think it's mid because: you're circumcised / you missed out on teenage sex / you only fucked hookers / your hormones are trash.

>>510588770 (OP)
>Hiding flag on purpose.
Why are you brown?

>>510589834
Its not mid, its amazing, even with a prostitute (if shes not cold fishing). It only sucks if you have low T or some shit

>>510589940
>I won't have a problem getting hard, but I will probably finish in a minute kek.
I did the same as you. Fucking with a condom SUCKS. I didn't even get off, and the girl was pretty hot, so it wasn't that. Didn't need any drugs to get hard, that's for sure.

You just can't feel shit through rubber. I guess using a lifelong kung-fu grip on my wang didn't help to be fair.

>>510589834
Your premise is wrong. I've never obsessed about it hence why I never tried getting it that hard in the first place.

>>510589928
I read the chicks use their own condoms in the RLD. I will get some though.

>>510589978
I'm one of the whitest people in this thread. I'm also 2 meters tall. It is what it is.

>>510589940
>Are the brothers near the RLD

Some are, but not all. This was my favorite. It's in De Pijp not far from the Rijksmeuseum. Really private too, just looks like a random apartment building.

https://www.privehuis118amsterdam.nl/en/

>>510589940
You won't get hard and you definitely won't finish. It's like I'm talking to a 14 years old about to see his first hooker except you're 40, pathetic.
You're not normal btw, men virgin at 40 are not even bottom 5%, you're bottom 2-3%. Since when does a fringe group at the extreme dictate normalcy?

>>510588893
He means that Trump went to the Island to have sex with cunny.

>>510590152
>cuz it's intolerable at this point
>I've never obsessed about it

>>510588844
?

>>510590137
So you didn't finish?

>and the girl was pretty hot

Do they allow you to just touch them for a bit and run your hands over them? Do I have to ask for that? I am actually looking forward to that more than the sex.

>>510590152
I also lost my virginity to a hooker when I was like 27, it was great because she was legit amazing and beautiful. Have fun man, find the most beautiful one out there, make it special

>>510588770 (OP)
Keep your virginity friend, you'll regret it if you give it up at this point. To give up your precious grand wizard status for a single sexual encounter is absolutely foolish.

>>510590152
All the girls provide condoms and they test regularly. They will not let you fuck without a condom and are extremely cautious about it. When you try to fuck doggy, they'll hold your cock to make sure you don't try to take the condom off.

>>510588770 (OP)
>it’s intolerable
hahaha you go on /b/

>>510590197
Thanks, this is valuable info.

>>510590215
>You won't get hard and you definitely won't finish.

I'll make a thread to tell you if you were right.

>You're not normal btw

I mean, I have a successful business, family, friends, social life, etc. If that's not normal I dunno what is.

>>510589970
>You think it's mid because
>you only fucked hookers
He's going to fuck hookers retard

>>510590406
Check out kinky.nl too. Great for scouting out the talent beforehand.

>>510588770 (OP)
Ill be honest with ya, i saw the beijing 2022 and was waiting for the roof to collapse or sumthin

>>510590251
I meant intolerable over 40. Never really cared before, but I think it's high time I did something about it before my dick stops working.

>>510589342
honest question Op
why not go to thailand?
>cheaper
>closer
>cleaner prostitutes
>beaches
you just want to see nederlands?

>>510590271
Mine, in order:
1) got naked but kind of covered herself up
2) asked me to get naked to make sure I wasn't completely insane or carrying a machete or something..? Kind of kept her distance
3) after looking at my dick, invited me over
4) put a condom on me
5) stood in front of me and kind of rubbed her ass all over my dick, slowly dancing around until I got hard; also very lightly kissed me

I was actually a little concerned about the kissing part, but I got an STD test after I got back and nothing strange came up. She let me fuck her doggy style, missionary, blowjob, pretty much any normal thing I asked for.

Just couldn't cum because I could barely feel through KY Jelly + condom + probably pretty loose pussy. Might have slightly been nerves too.

>>510590406
If you're 40 and only now you decided to have sex despite it being so easy to get your testosterone is no more than 200 ng/dl. I'm willing to bet money on this.
That value is what a 70 year old would have btw.

>>510589342
>Lower what?
The vaginal opening is lower than you might think.

>>510588770 (OP)
Buy a fleshlight.

>>510590320
Cool, thanks.

>>510590342
If I had any powers I would keep it.

>>510590345
Neat, thank you

>>510590349
Haven't been on /b/ since 2009 and don't plan to

>>510590197
Based theres also a side street of windows on reguliersraght, way less traffic and open midday

My bad, your testosterone values are actually what a 90 y/o would have back in the 1940's

>>510590137
I would quit wanking for a fortnight before going to Thailand just to get rid of death grip. Also helps if you can use your own rubber, I'd always hunt out the thinnest ones I could find. Wouldn't surprise me, if those A'dam whores just slap an extra thick one on as precaution or something.

>>510588770 (OP)


They’re kinda nasty and more of a stupid tourist thing. Just get a regular escort, or maybe a german whorehouse.

>>510588770 (OP)
Just go AMP. Get a handy first. Amsterdam is clinically sad, amp girls want repeat business they take good care

>>510590461
You said sex is mid, no?
Here I can do the same: all cars are trash (I only drove a Lada)

>>510588770 (OP)
Go smoke weed over there. Be willing to spend how much you would on a date.

>>510590735
>or maybe a german whorehouse.
Now we're talking, FKK clubs sound pretty awesome.

>>510590461
kek

>>510590512
It has to be Europe for unrelated reasons. I am also Eurofag, so it's not closer for me. I doubt the cleaner part as well. I do want to see the Netherlands kek.

>>510590518
Neat info, cheers

>>510590530
I've always suspected I have low T yeah. I do sports and shit, but I've never had a test done, I should.

>>510590809
>I've never had a test done
You will after your experience with your first hooker lol

>>510590741
I don't find Asian girls attractive

If you do take dick pills (viagra etc), test it on your own a day or two before. Most people don't need a whole pill, just 1/4 is fine for most your age. Full strength is just for people with much more persistent ED.

>>510591103
I've never had an issue getting hard, I doubt I will now. I bet all my money I will bust in under a minute tho.

>>510589668

> Angeles City Philippines and get a whore overnight for 60 bucks

$60?

I was at Clark from 79 to 85 and a long time worked out to $2. Short times were $1

Same in Pattaya

Convert to Christianity. Become born again. Die pure, then you'll be Saved. Bless.

>>510588770 (OP)
bro if you sat on it till 40 then what even is the point of starting now? what you'll get will be utterly disgusting.
just hang a bit longer till wizardry hits, you're almost there.

>>510588770 (OP)
>Hiding flag on purpose.
>bilibili
sea fags in shambles

>>510591336
Counterpoint:

Life is short and pointless, bang whores, get wasted, and enjoy your brief time on this earth.

>>510590271
>Do they allow you to just touch them for a bit and run your hands over them? Do I have to ask for that? I am actually looking forward to that more than the sex.
You definitely have low T. Get that fixed first. Stop masturbating completely for at least 2 weeks. Eat red meat and lift heavt weights. Make sure you stay hydrated but not overly so. And most importantly, get 8 to 9 hours of quality sleep every single night, no exceptions.

>>510591349
I'm not starting, I'll do it once to remove it from the list and that will be it. Already a wizard mate and sadly no powers, no point waiting any longer.

>>510590809
have fun anon, my bad i thought you said you were an Ausie for some reason
i'm not really into asians so i respect your choice.

>>510591568
Thanks. Asians do nothing for me. White girls are peak, simple as.

Oh also OP: these girls are used to fucking drunk brits and smelly jeets. Take a shower before you go out, dress nicely, and be polite. Basic manners and hygiene goes a long way and makes for a better experience.

>>510588770 (OP)
In case you didn't know, many EU states have legal prostitution, not just Amsterdam. And all the prostitutes are from eastern Europe anyway, so you don't have to go out of your way to buy the expensive ones. You can get your dick wet for 100€/h anywhere BUT the popular red light districts. Don't fall for the tourist traps.

>>510588844
No dude no

>>510591636
Oh for sure, I wouldn't have it any other way.

>>510591506
have you at least installed gentoo? install gentoo then see if you still want to do it.

>>510590578
Onaholes are better
>>>/jp/49711164

>>510591869
Never. Windows chad for life. I'd rather kill myself than use linux shit... that stuff turns men into trannies.

>>510588844
I don't follow.

On the subject of Asian whores, if you're ever in Japan you gotta go to a Soapland.

So much fun.

>>510588770 (OP)
avoid window hookers like the plague. Go to germany or spain and do like the locals do

>>510592178
...and how would I know what the locals do?

>>510588770 (OP)
Go to tobia sochi

>>510592089
all faggots that lead feet fetish to far like wanting to watch woman lick man feet are too far gone and should be euthanized for the greater good.

>>510591991
you, like, couldn't be any more objectively incorrect.
trannies flock to autistic hobbies because they are designed to infest and ruin such things, but at the core, programming community is 100% white and heterosexual.

>>510588770 (OP)
I wonder if these retarded whores know there are droves of simps beating their cocks furiously when they upload this shit. Someone should tell them

>>510592217
They jerk off at home while crying themselves to sleep.