www.itv.co.uk

I got this funny feeling that everything is going to be ok and England will live forever

He's only gone and baked it.

What are you lads drinking this weekend?

>>510736093 (OP)
Shit bread, you should be ashamed of yourself.

If the bloke in the green vest had his own riot shield he wouldn't have lost his teeth.

>>510736263
Not enough Guardian links for you, Tarquin?

Bully your local reformtard today.

>>510736093 (OP)
news: https://www.bbc.co.uk/food/collections/fakeaway_recipes

>>510736218
I aim to please fren

>>510736263
Get out of here you little pipspeak

>>510736287
Yank flag?

All of them, every single one of the cunts

>>510736287
You're meant to take one off a copper, that's the challenge

>>510736287
Imagine if he had a LMG instead. Copper wouldn't know what hit him.

>>510736093 (OP)
>brit/pol
Useless newfag.
There’s a format for a reason.

>>510735295
>it costs nothing to be kind
To who?

>>510736386
She was draped in that flag all happening
One of (Them)

>>510736418
Yes.
Because that’s highly likely, isn’t it?

>>510736439
>>510736526
Ease up on the seethe or you'll be filtered

>>510736488
me

Saving up a big poo for monday.

state

>>510736598
Be my guest.

I'm a fat drunken wanker with nothing to say that's worth reading, I'm one of the most stupid losers to ever live

>>510736668

Cursed newfag thread.

>all fields

Josh is a Ρaedophile

>>510736734
>>510736766
You blew it

Enjoy filter town you mug

>>510736668
"Must vote for more"

Do gay shit to my arse and I'll buy you some cider

>>510736766
Imitation and flattery, mate.
Thanks.

sick of wogs
sick of women
can't take it anymore

>>510736855
Check those glorious newfag filtering durbs

>>510736892
>do gay shit to my arse
Josh we know it's you

>>510736855
I'll toss you off and you can finish on my face, you can even piss in my mouth if you fancy, I'm so desperately lonely

Keir Starmer's bellend penetrating the anus of a Ukranian rentboy

>>510736928
>do gay shit to my arse
>Josh we know it's you

I'm actually Josh, but nobody will ever guess
Newfags
I accept your concession
everyone talk about me now please.

>>510736287
Not allowed shields, mate. It's an offensive weapon.

>>510736963
Ian Moore has discovered 4chan

>I WAS AT SOUTHEND COUNCIL, 15 YEARS AGOOOOO

I'm gay and fat and very very ugly

>>510736668
There are between 500-1000 being brought over a day at the moment, that's 5-10 a day criminals we're adding to the country, to our court system, more money for solicitors, for court time, for magistrates and don't forget more victims being sexually assaulted, raped, beaten, their possessions stolen. How lovely, how absolutely lovely isn't it?

>>510736911
Letting women voice their thoughts was the start of it all going wrong

uno reverse

>>510736287
HOLD THE LINE

>>510737062
Basically when I've had a drink I can't control my depraved homosexual desires and if I'm left on my own I'll just get sick eating my own turds

Looking for a UK legal wog repellant?
Put into Amazon "ATUMTEK selfie stick".
You will find what is essentially an expandable baton of reasonable quality for 20 quid, totally legal to carry as it's technically camera equipment, but can pack quite a punch.
Just obviously don't extend it all the way for maximum force/durability.

>t. I recently bought one, it's very easily conceable in the waistband or deep pocket and a copper can't touch you for it.

>>510737134
They're smuggling kids English kids out of the country, it's sex trafficking surprisingly for a BBC programme, Silent Witness did an episode not too long about this.
Those missing kids we keep hearing about? Some of them are being kidnapped and trafficked out of the country.

>>510737134
>children
What colour were the kids they were smuggling out?

Might move to the Philippines, lads.

>>510737134
Suddenly the French know what a border is.....

What's the best way to defend from attacks from police?
#1. Don't be there.?
I remember in covid people said balloons with paint and oil, but I don't think anyone ever tried it.

Just live nowadays for booze and sitting on black lads stiffies, don't really care about anything else ffs

>>510736258
>legacy of legends

>>510736668
Wasn't the figure for Albanians like 1 in 5 had been arrested? And those are the ones who were caught and weren't kids, so they're basically all criminals

>>510737300
Fuck I forgot about the name, my apologies for namefagging.

I have done research on all the ones available on Amazon in the UK and this one is the highest rated for the price with build quality mentioned often which I can attest to. Trust me, whack an aggressive violent migrant in the throat or head with this and they're hitting the deck like Aisha on her wedding night.

>>510736258
>What are you lads drinking this weekend?
McEwans Champion and Old Speckled Hen.
Yes I shop at Lidl.

>>510736336
Watching Yusuf, Jenrick and the Bravermans fall out is very funny

Haven't had a turd touch both sides of my arse in years, last time I heard one of my farts was before I joined the forces

>obviously co-opted site
>brits will stubborningly keep making generals until dead

>>510737394

>>510737413
Memeflaggot makes a good point for once.

My advice is don't be around the old bill as much as possible. Absolutely nothing good will ever come from interacting with them. If you've been bagged, silence is golden. It's not a meme or a trope, it works. You will never talk yourself out of the interview room. They have you there so they can intimidate you into slipping up or a confession.

Never talk to coppers even and especially if you're innocent.

>>510736258
Nothing tonight, I have some asahi for tomorrow night.

>>510737394
Watch out lads he's going flip mode

Oi moite fookin serco moigrant helploine here moite fookin for our moigrants to call when they need elp an all that moite

>>510736258
Migrant rapist tears

Redpill me on Prader-Willi Syndrome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZETzYgX2dk

>>510737732
Big ups. We will never be replaced. Get protected and get ready.

>>510737634
That's why the hells angels sewed up the mouth on their patch.

>>510737300
oh so yous tek many selfies then is it? Spose you won't mind if me and my partner look through your phones gallery then noes? Fucking benchod bladdy basterd fucking fuck you
[hits your shin with actual telescopic baton]

>>510737482
Reminder we're treaty bound to defend Albania if war breaks out

>>510737608
Dunno if your obsession is flattering or worrying.
Put the trip on and be done with it.

>>510737747
>Prader-Willi Syndrome
*Prada-Willy Syndrome

Epping rising lad
Gotta get on that Epping protest mate
Rioting at the migrant hotel is pure class mate gotta try it

I'm back, frens.
Nasty jannies kicked me out for posting about the nonce faggot. But I'm back now, just in time for the comfy weekend riots.

>>510737784
I think one of my girlfriend's uncles is a HA. I keep telling her it's a faggy club for men in leather to bum away from their wives but she's convinced it's legit.

>>510737791
Again, don't act the prick in public and you won't get pulled. I've never had bother off them because they're lazy as fuck in my town and they don't have xray eyes. If it doesn't protrude in a visible way you will be fine. We don't live in any capital or big city, we're talkin small but still fairly wogfuxated coastal town in the south east. There's no "knife arches" or shit like that here.

>>510737747
>Redpill me on Prader-Willi Syndrome
Variant of Gucci-willy and Versace-willy syndromes

>>510737879
1pbtid fed agitator. Begone 77thnonce

>>510737921
>If it doesn't protrude in a visible way you will be fine
corr

>>510737300
>and a copper can't touch you for it
Yes he can. Just don't get stopped.

Drinking, eating shit and homo stuff, that the triumvirate of my existence. Cocks booze and shite inside me, maybe some speed and Viagra too, 24/7 gay shit since way back

>>510738030
I have had somethin on me since age 15 and I'm 23 now, not once has it been an issue and I even dropped a knife in the supermarket, no one batted an eyelid. It was at the fuckin checkout ffs.

>>510738040
It is legally camera equipment, it only becomes an offensive weapon if he can prove intent or has witnessed me brandishing it in a threatening manner. Merely possessing it is perfectly legal. Sure they may ask what I'm up to with it but that's where the whole strawman thing comes in. Don't respond, do not state you "under-stand" and do not respond to your "legal" name (legal fiction).

>>510737921
They are weird people.
Friendly and then super agressive, always wanting a fight.

>>510736386
Yeah idk why she was there. Maybe visiting relatives or something?

>>510736287
the police in this country have become so unprofessional and they can't even hide their bias anymore

>>510738193
Can't say I've met a hells angel but I've met both serious drug "barons" and little wannabe 10 bag pushers and I can tell you for a fact who I'd rather be around. No one has an ego like a teenage/early 20s dealer I swear to god.

>>510737608
>before I joined the forces
cor thats when i got my plastic blue pop gun weren't it in le imaginary forces

>>510737894
>just in time for the comfy weekend riots.
qrd?

>>510738189
You still think you can play their game and assuming they are playing fair. He can just say you have it as a weapon. If you refuse to cooperate, then he has his proof and can take you in.
I'm not saying don't carry it, I'm just reminding you they are dishonest.

Basically I'm a fat faggot and nobody likes me, I bribe gay tramps with booze so I can keep my arse full of jizz because that's all I care about

>>510738428
No you're right, that is perfectly valid and what I'm saying is assuming a decent copper (of which there are very few). In reality it probably would still cause issues, but one of my favourite sayings is
>a sentence is temporary, the grave is eternal.

>>510736778
Bullshit argument for several reasons.
1. They are guests in our country. They should be behaving extra nicely.
2. This is in 2025 so far. so double that for a year.
3. The police are going to be reluctant to arrest these fuckers, whereas they would jump at the chance of nicking a faaar right patriot.
4. The police are far more likely to let them go without charge, even after an arrest, because the CPS will tell them to on the grounds that our pozzed as fuck magistrates aren't going to punish them anyway
5. Your assuming these stats are anyway near accurate, They've lied about everything else, so why not this as well?

There's probably plenty of other arguments. Anyone?

>>510738293
Yeah I knew somet 20s dealers they are both dead now.

https://xcancel.com/GBPolitcs/status/1946246213398831452#m
>NEW: Peter McCormack announces plans to fund a pilot project to provide private security in Bedford Town Centre:
>"Every Saturday, 10 guards will patrol the town centre and oversee safe parking at Lurke Street. Women are being harassed, and families no longer feel safe."
More jobs for BAMES

>>510738288
They were training earlier in the year to fight the English, remember those videos that were leaked of the mock protests wearing Union Jack arm bands throwing petrol bombs are the riot police?
The police are indoctrinated to hate their own kind.
This is why Blair got rid of the old squaddies when he came into power in the 90s early 00s. He knew they weren't ideologically loyal to him and his ideas so he got rid of them and replaced the entire policing system with people who could be indoctrinated to easily turn on their own, leftists, University gradtes through fast track, and people who are absolutely not qualified but were accepted due to DEI and lowering the height standard, those latter people the thinking would be they'd be grateful to be given the job so would do anything to maintain their position.

Been player the Resident Evil 2 remake, is pretty good. The Licker shit me up.
>>510736258
Vodker soda water and lime, some wine, maybe some rum

>>510738583
The jumped up twats who think they're a donny because they sell small amounts of cannabis to schoolchildren are laughable. I remember some retard tried to sell me and my old best mate at the time some literal grass so we chased him back to his gaff with a crowbar we nicked off a building side. Must have been like 14-15 at the time? Ahah.

My current smoke guy is hella chill though, given me free bud and mushrooms before and usually throws me some cool shit on my birthdays. He's a bit like Jay from the Inbetweeners though, get a drink in him and suddenly he's been kicking down doors like 007 over tick debts lmao. Nigga we've played Spongebob at your house you're kicking no doors.

>>510738502
I know a retired copper.
There was a dead body in a pond,the pond crossed 2 forces boundaries, they pushed it back and forth between each others boundaries because none wanted to deal with it.
They made a game of it.

>>510737966
You have failed the vibe check NIGGER

>>510738824
>if I say a slur they'll think I'm one of them!
>shalom fellow whites

>>510738599
Definitely BAME guards who will do absolutely nothing. They won't make anyone feel safer, but they will discourage the harassed from speaking up.

You guys do know this website will be banned from the UK in like a week, right?
You’re aware of this, right? Something is literally happening

>>510738528
>>510736778
1% of them being rapists is indeed probably magnitudes higher than the native population

Why are British Police such utter fannies? I get there was a fronthole present here which only complicates any violent situation but even the men are useless

>>510738945
I have tested every single day since it supposedly "came into force", not once have I been asked for my age. All it requires is not using your native DNS and go cloudflare or something.

>you can skip age verification by changing DNS
techlet

>>510739014
It’s the 25th July it comes into force. You guys know this, right?

>>510738945
right

>>510739101
>moving the goalposts again
Kek
>guys we promise we're gonna block le heckin pornerinos any day now, we're super cereal!

>>510739004
>whacking the car
What was the plan?

>>510739096
Only correlation I can think of, I'm not on my ISP's DNS and I haven't been verif-raped yet. Nothing else has changed in my setup

>>510739101
Other than vpn what do we do?
No fucking way am I doing any photo I'D online

>>510739004
>We've got him! We've got the guy calling us zogbots online!
Did she think that elbow was going to do something? That longhouse finger point at 00:09 lol

Just realized it is friday, so the resident perma pissheads will be extra drunk tonight, coz it's friday innit!
https://youtu.be/FbOb4Jc1nHY

>>510739232
We find/create underground forums and IBs on the onion networks, of course.

Someone should already be working on a life raft of sorts at least for /pol/

>>510738945
It ‘literately’ isn’t.

>>510739255
The thing is she's not even a full copper she's a PSCO, it was illegal for her to attack the car.

>>510739232
use a residential vpn

>>510739255
pretty sure I could smash a car window with my elbow, might have a pretend fight in my bedroom about it

>>510737413
>I remember in covid people said balloons with paint and oil, but I don't think anyone ever tried it.
Babyshite balloons. Here's how you make them.
1. Buy a large jar of marmite, or any brand of yeast extract.
2. Put 1 teaspoon into as many jamjars as you can get hold of. Check peoples recycling bins for these. You will need the lids.
3. Add hot water, not boiling, and stir till the marmite has dissolved.
4. Screw on cap, and store in a cupboard for at least 3 weeks (the longer the better).
5. Transfer (VERY CAREFULLY) into water balloons.

This stuff smells like concentrated baby shit. Anyone hit by one of these is going into insta-gag mode. No kidding. They will probably need to be relieved of duty so they can go change.
Going to get changed will not work though. This stuff has one of those aromas you can't get rid of. They can take 3 or 4 showers and will still swear they can still smell it on themselves. The clothes will be the same. Months later, they will wake up with the memory of that smell and probably gag again.
It's basically chemical warfare.

>>510738707
>people who are absolutely not qualified but were accepted due to DEI and lowering the height standard, those latter people the thinking would be they'd be grateful to be given the job so would do anything to maintain their position.
I've heard similar things said about 'diversity' programmes before. It was about stuffing organisations full of ideologically aligned people, and shooting down the detractors as being racist/sexist etc.

>>510739559
Weird and interesting!
I can imagine it really reeks.

>>510739423
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6Epe3aTCSY

>>510739184
Reduce it's HP until the occupant is ejected.

>>510739559
Obviously no-one would ever do this nor ever should, but how would one hypothetically avoid splashback?

fat runcorn paedo got bullied and left
kek he's probably gone anon now useless fat paedo

>>510737791
>Spose you won't mind if me and my partner look through your phones gallery then noes?
>Sure. Good luck geting past the encryption.

>>510739576
David Cameron also did that with the Tory party lol

>>510738806
Some cunt dealer robbed us years ago, took the money for a few oz and never got back to us. We were looking everywhere for him to rough him up for weeks until we found out he'd scammed a load of people including some much nastier lads than us. They'd found him and kicked the shit out of him, stuffed him in the boot of their car and drove to the middle of nowhere, beat him again and stripped him naked and left him to find his way home all battered and bollock naked. He's not been seen in the local area for 20 years.

>>510736258
Henry Westons 8.2%

>>510739999
Fucking holy quads of street justice.
Good on them and good on you for not taking it.

>>510739723
Kek

>>510739745
What if it then enters it's next boss phase?

>>510736287
>oh no i had to defend my body against hurty words

>>510739502
The front is easier to smash that way than a door window.

>>510739999
What this in the MSM? I remember seeing something like it a good while back.

A local twat got involved with some heavies, he owed then £1000s on cocaine and they cut off 2 fingers when he couldn't pay.

Reformtards, explain yourselves.

>>510740238
If we're talking about MSM, my cousin got bagged with over a mils worth in coke, SMGs and ammunition in a flat a couple towns over. Involved in some gang shit. So even in sleepy Sussex shit goes right down.

>>510739004
>>510739423
They're all drunk on their perceived power.
Really is hilarious that these kind of people think they're safe from what's coming. In fact, they are not able to conceptualise it. That's what got them in to this position in the first place.

>>510740260
Farage is as out of touch with people as the king?

>>510739999
few oz of what, weed? that's hilarious. i know of a younger dude in my city who is zip tied and thrown in a trunk weekly for similar things

>>510740260

>>510740260
There's no Reform posters here, this is a Rupert Lower general.

>>510738945
I'm a respected member of mumsnet

>>510740315
Yeah its rife everywhere now.
When I was young only yuppies as they called them then did coke.

>>510740260
They keep doing really fucking stupid things. Farage and Tice have successfully disillusioned and alienated their support base.
Which, to be fair, is exactly what they intended.

>>510740142
It morphs into a Tesla truck, turns 360 and walks away

>>510740260
Not a reform tard but i would say bames voting for a bame in charge is a simple and clean conclusion

>>510740369
>You sabi dey trust di plan, true wey?

rRupert with another banger post.
https://x.com/RupertLowe10/status/1946278319105679676

>>510740449
Did a bit of coke in my young teens but never really liked it, total waste of money and just made me, an already angry person, more aggy so fuck it. I stick to weed and occasionally some lean or kpins (clonazepam - benzo) or just some pints.

6 days remaining brit/pol/, use them wisely

>>510740349
Probably more than half of the coppers have never had a punch to the face. Become ungovernable.

>>510738428
>He can just say you have it as a weapon
He needs intent. That's why they try to get you to say you'd use it as a weapon if you were attacked. Then they can say it's an offensive weapon (because you'd use it in offence, not defence)
Just say nothing. Keep asking
>are we done?
until they let you go.
I walk around with pic related. I have been stopped and questioned on more than 1 occasion.
My answer is always
>It's a walking stick. Are we done?
Until we.are.done.

>UK's asylum hotel bill down 30%, government says
what larping bullshit is this? is it because they bought them all spanking news houses instead?

>>510740522
Also brainwashed whites
>it is about time the uk had an african woman in charge, it just feels right

>>510740588
Based dolfy durbs.
You are correct.

>>510740508
love apu car pics me

>>510740573
Same didn't like it either .
I don't drink now, nor do anything except a joint .
It all gets a bit repetitive.

>>510740706
they're having a nice little outing

>>510740590
They just let them become homeless. Every major city I've been to lately has had double the amount of homeless I've ever seen before. And delivery wogs, which are probably also homeless.

>>510740569
He has seen the truth of it, and his heart is full.
Lovely.

>>510740706
The A/C is comfy

>>510739559
Going back to this, I guess it would work against houses too? Like a stink bomb.

>>510740620
tbf Truss had a lot of African in her

>>510740743
Look into a dry herb vape, I got myself the Tinymight 2 and it slaps, it makes you feel the sorts of highs you did when you first started blazing as a kid. Far more efficient, you can make edibles with the already vaped bud afterwards too.
>buy once, cry once
Don't bother with amazon £50 shitters, you want a proper unit and that is gonna cost you upwards of £100 at least. Mine was £350 but it is the best one on the market, made in Finland with real wood.

>>510740569
He needs to start doing rallies. Gather a crowd and say the 14 words.

>>510740706
fookin biffed it lads

>>510740743
>I don't drink now
Shut up, you're always legless

>>510736287
STOP
WATCHING
RIOTS
NOW

>>510740891
ffs lad, your no claims

>>510740581
I hope the little one won, he was better.

My dad's doing 200 years in a secret prison for trying to smuggle 2 nukes and a 1000 tonnes of coke through Stansted, he was the hardest man in Britain for 4 years running, you won't hear about it because of the super injunction tho

>>510740891
Your insurance renewal will be sky-high, fren. Uncomfy.

>>510740958

>>510740868
I was in a band, the guitarist made pure weed and hash oil joints, ffs they knocked me sideways.

>>510740706

>>510740908
I lost 20lbs by not drinking

Remember this? People called her Racist but she was 100% right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkqLs6ZX_TQ

>>510740982
>he thinks i have no-claims
they claimed my no-claim last week lad
become ungovernable

>>510736287
that fucking runt copper needs to be strung up

>>510740783
homeless boatwogs?
pull the other one kek

>>510741120
i love how sun damaged it is

>>510741148
She's a pioneer to the cause

>>510739768
Balloon it up carefully in the bathroom, preferably naked, and wearing rubber gloves/apron.
Splashback when you throw it? Don't throw it at someone near you?
When this burst, anyone who gets some of this on them is going to have a bad day. You can probably take out an entire line of riot cops with 2 or 3 of them ( from about 20-30 feet away).

If you don't own at least 1 (one) car you're a massive faggot.
No exceptions.

>>510741084
>hash oil
Condenses on the side of whatever you vape it out of (dry herb, not china carts) so you can scrape it and spread it on some rizla for your spliff.

>>510736778
>our shit-arsed bias police have brought 1% of them to 'justice'
actually astonishingly high figure

>>510741148
Go back really antagonises them.

>>510741342
Didn't know this, thanks.

>>510741380
We need to be shilling and psyopping the "Blaxit" thing more. Play up their connection to muh Africa and see what we can do that way. We may be able to convince loony wog nationalists to head back.

Personally, I have my HGV and motorbike licence. I've worked plant machinery and am able to fly light aircraft.
Imagine not being able to operate a vehicle in an emergency. You'd have to be a proper dyspraxic mong.

>>510741364
They are actually over policing boatwogs lad
the racism lad
the racism

>>510741458
No probs. It's potent as hell. You sit there wondering how just a couple puffs on the vape gets you that behind the eyes stoned but leaves so much viable byproduct in the form of ABV and "wand honey" as it's called. It extracts the majority of the THC from the bud as opposed to like 20% from combustion

>combustion is just inefficient vaporising
The cherry and the smoke is just toxins, what actually gets you high regardless of method but primarily noticable in joints is the vaporisation of the trichomes behind the burning cherry.

>>510740845
It's great on brickwork, like hotel walls.
Basically, it soaks into the bricks, and then stinks till it dries.
Then, whenever it rains...it stinks again. This can go on for weeks.

>>510740958
This. Stop watching them and instead go and try to calm down the evil far-right thugs.

>>510741460
Old /pol/ might have been able to muster a campaign. I hold out no hope these days. Too many jews that have infiltrated the site.

>>510741602
>>510741602
I am a real lightweight now though, I weak joint is enough lol.

>>510741552
That a Peterbilt? Might have to recreate that on american truck simulator.

>>510741552
>thinks you need a special loicense to drive a larger car

>>510741641
Hmm stinky lol.

>>510741725
Unfortunately you appear to be right. So much glownigger behaviour on here that the one time a real anon would suggest something it gets dogpiled as a "fed honeypot". I've been called a glowie more than once for suggesting we do literally anything other than sitting on our arses allowing it, despite that being ridiculous.

>>510741780
Lol my tolerance is ridiculous, that's the only thing about them especially if you're blazing and vaping, you get a mad tolerance.

>>510741787
Shut up you mong

>>510736287
I'm going to guess he was saying rude words and that justified the excessive force.
It's rather queer at what point things are legal in the UK. It's like a game of forcing situations until it is but only finding out at court who was allowed to cause ABH.

Like those two Muslims at the airport.

Made a biriyani. Not bad.

>>510736258
>a stout to represent Afro-Caribbeans
Sounds pretty racists to me

>Le Incident Occurs
>"hmmmm today I will Le Protest and shout at the police

Dead country

>>510736778
>yeah but what about per capita...
Hehehe.

>>510742120
But anon it's a peaceful protest! If you kill your enemies, they win!

>>510742120
They don't go to fight the police. They went to the migrant hotel and then the police show up as a whole army to defend the invaders.

>>510736287

>>510740569
based rRupert 'all of them' posting on xitter

>ITV-watcher

is one of my all-time favourite insults.

>>510740706

>>510742226
>They don't go to fight the police

They went knowingly, on a subconscious level, to get in a shouty shouty scuffle with the police, because we are a nation of cowards. That's the truth, the real redpill. It happens all the time and has been happening for years. These people are only interested in fighting the police and then going home, hence why they only ever fight the police and go home

>>510742451
Henlo fren, nice wheels.

>>510736287
>Shield Bash
>Usable by Job Class: Knight
>Properties:
>Type: Offensive
>Category: Melee
>Levels: 5
>Cast Time: none
>Cooldown: 30 seconds
>Other Information:
>Requirements: Grand Cross (RO2) Lv. 1

>Obtain 2 Aura. Smash the enemy with your shield to inflict Attack Power damage and knock down for 3 seconds.

>>510740569
>deport every single one
>sick of it

lmao missed that bit, it's like i typed that post

fucking SICK OF IT lads

ALL OF THEM

>>510742578
thanks lad

>>510742563
Awful take to be desu
You think if the hotel wogs had come out they would have all gone home kek?

>>510736766
Gobbo seething cos the dad he always wanted has abandoned him and moved onto a better life, just like his real dad.

>>510742315
Nice

>>510742563
>We showed them rozzers din we, Del? Nevermind that we elect the cunts responsible every 5 years and never try to actually fight them instead.

Useful idiots for the elite. Nothing more.

>>510742705
Is it an awful take? It's a hard pill to swallow but either I'm right or those people are SO stupid they didn't expect police to show up

Which one is it. Stop putting your faith in boomer nationalists who are too old and fat to achieve anything. They are only interested in football and other useless shite

The amount of ragebait posts on Twatter are unbelievable.
It's like they've been schooled in brit/pol/

>>510742980
its no longer contained here lad

its spreading, the public are seething too now

>>510742563
It's just a bit of venting. Even Southport was mild compared to how other cuntrees chimp out.
Or the BLM riots. There's fuck all they can do unless they're willing to just start shooting.

>>510737634
I got nicked for something I didn't do, I reasoned that as I had done nothing wrong I had nothing to worry about so I spoke to them, learned my lesson. Got convicted but won on appeal, cost me and I was awarded costs, never saw that money, will never make that mistake again

>>510742980

>>510736766
>>510738345
The retarded samefagging nonce mixed his ID's up again. Proper low-IQ nigger-tier retard. Always good for a laugh.

Made a little "infographic" in paint just to spread awareness to fellow UK frens.

>no one cares fag, you wasted your time
I like at least feeling useful. If at least one anon sees this, takes up "lawful" arms and stands their ground as a white Briton, it is enough.

>>510743093
I'm glad you learned from it. Never talk to the Masonic bastards.

>>510743093
>I reasoned
>with coppers
ya dun goofd

>>510743175
Fuck forgot to attach it baka

*I* thought my shield bash joke was funny.....

>>510742980
Even reddit is feeling the heat lol

>>510743066
Shutting 4chan down (for brits) won't matter. Containment is already breached.

Messaged a couple on AW, want the girl to suck him off and spit the cum in my mouth. No message back is really annoying

>>510742980
There's more seethe there than here, but there are more bots because of financial incentives to shitpost

>>510743298
Derailing fag, off you fuck. 1pbtid

>>510743093
this.
>no comment
or
>I don't trust your intentions

>>510739331
There are already places.

>>510743222
>le magic chinktrash won't class as a weapon guis!!!1
If they say it's a weapon it's a weapon lad especially once you start poking coppers eyes out with it.
>oh sorry i was mistaken this is actually a selfie stick by CHUNKSWIRU off Amazon, you are a free man

>>510740508
Me in the back

>>510743221
I reasoned with the court too, I had video of the incident which showed I did nothing, still got convicted, I had refused to surrender the video to the cops and produced it in court sure in my conviction that I would win, like trying to reason with a slab of rock

>>510740706

>>510743421
Are you some kind of dense child? The entire point isn't to go flashing it around. It's easily concealable, legal and as we've discussed in this thread, they have to prove intent. You cannot be nicked for simply owning one.

Also, I did some research into the brand and it's legit, ATUMTEK are a German company. If you want to buy anything, you wanna buy it German m8 I thought you knew this.

>>510743434

>>510743267
It is an all KEK

>>510743317
>more bots because of financial incentives to shitpost
I think that's the crux.
>Shitpost
>Receive (You)'s
>????
>Profit

>>510743222
a tennis racket will launch small pebbles at around mach 1, if you don't believe me, try it

>>510743529
Why pussy out on a little sticklet when you can buy a heavy duty telescopic tripod? You might as well grab a fucking led pipe.

>>510743434
Y so sad, fren?

>>510736287
Alternatively if he was brown and optionally currently raping a child.

which one of you runs his account lads?

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https://xcancel.com/Telegraph/status/1946005800188567988#m
> Lawyers seek to use ECHR to force UK into accepting thousands more Afghans
>Up to 100,000 people could claim for resettlement by arguing that their human rights have been breached
More Afghans incumen

>>510743763
Literally anything works, this is just merely a suggestion, it's affordable, effective and legal so long as you do your bashing on the down low.

>>510743774
1. It's not the only thing I carry, kek. Something much sharper usually accompanies me. I bought it for places/times I can't roll with something more hardcore. 2. I did look at "nordic walking poles" etc. but I don't want to be carrying around a heavy duty tripod everywhere, the idea behind it is it's light enough to be carried and concealed and easily withdrawn but strong enough to put down an assailant.

>>510743896
I'm more intered in who ran this account

>>510743901
A bot that isn't total dogshit, congratulations.

Josh is a Ρaedophile

>>510743915
They'll also all be eligible to sue and get a quarter million each plus a quarter million for each dependant.
Sozhard but absolutely nothing can be done about this.

>>510743896
Surprise motherfucker

>>510743940
>Just wantid to go art scool. Simpul as

>>510744131
That smarmy paki fucker needs a 'so what' edit

>>510744122
Apparently Hermer is going to have to go against this, wonder how he'll avoid it

>>510743896
charlie downes

>NEW: Epping Forest MP Neil Hudson calls for the immediate closure of the Bell migrant Hotel
Violence....works?

>>510742980
>>510743066
>>510743267
kill 4chan if you must, we have already won.
This time there will be real gas chambers and crematoria

>>510744458
wake us up when it happens, and then let us know which hotel they shuffle the boatwogs to instead

>>510744271

>>510744503
>we have already won.
Who's we? 4chin?

just back from mumsnet

they seem to be 50/50 on everything also they can sniff out any man from just one post its like a fucking newfag holocaust over there. Going to lurk more and see if it works out DH, DS, DD, if they ask you a question do not respond

>>510744503
no mate, this time it will be done with actual efficiency instead of made up bullshit. Just throw them into the sea

>>510744591
Nice

>>510744591

>>510744699
>screenshotted
*screenshat

>>510744667
>Just throw them into the sea
I've advocated for a long time that all immigrants, benniefags and dysgenics should be dumped in the middle of the Atlantic. I stand firm.

>>510744458
>calls for
They bus them all over the place. Hopefully people will keep an eye on it and if they do shut that hotel down, wherever they move them to needs to kick off massively and catch the coach before it unloads..

>>510744794
He's a proud woke leftie
Anti tory
Pro eu
You won't like him (says so on his profile)

How many migrants have crossed the channel this year

>>510744699
>GB News
Debunked misinformation. They said violence is never right and never justified ever not even if someone rapes your daughter.

>>510743915
Imagine if we had a government that said no fuck off its not happening.

>>510744699
nigga doesn't know archives exist
>corr look i've made a copy of public record
spaz lol

>>510744760
contribooting

>>510744907
Too many.

>>510744760
>ugly
>paedo
>can't tie own shoes
>in bed
Uncanny

>>510744820
basedjack

>>510744699
Talk about 'shooting the messenger'. Just don't report anything and it means nothing is happening. Everything is fine, nothing to see here.

>>510744895
sounds like a right cunt

>>510744974
>spaz lol
Look who's talking, fat tits. Put your velcro strap shoes on and fuck off.

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>>510744907
700*6*30
ish

>>510743813
I'm just a bit seethey today.

>>510745085
im not the goblin,
>but you made le joke about eddie
eddie IS the goblin ffs hence the joke

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>>510745099
checked, rolling...

>>510744820
You can't just dump them in the sea! That's horrible!
Does that floating island of plastic in the Pacific technically count as land?

>>510745210
>Does that floating island of plastic in the Pacific technically count as land?
Let's find out. We're doing science!

>>510745186
it'll get into an exponential self check loop

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>>510745099
KEK

Good bot

>>510745159
both of them are just 77th constructs

>>510745035
Any excuse to attack their own so they can ignore the elephant in the room.

>>510745447
Gentlemen
>>510745447

>>510745369
the nonce larps as people whose images he steals from FB (block) and as people who used to post here but no longer to (sosban, eddie etc) but yes you're right. I'm fairly certain the nonce is also a mod, or at least a jannie. Of course the fatty would jump at the chance to ban others, while simultaneously samefagging and being a nonce

Trump making billions and billions and nobody dares fight back except chinks and leafs.

>>510744907
too fucking many
all persons of non-European ancestry should be removed from the UK, they can keep moveable valuables, but properties are forfeit. The great diversity/multiculturalism experiment is over, fuck off, treacherous polictians that facilitated it past and present get a free rope swing ride as well

>>510744458
Just like when the irish burn something down, it becomes like, unusable? Fucking weird that init.

>>510744907
>https://www.gov.uk/government/statistics/immigration-system-statistics-year-ending-march-2025/summary-of-latest-statistics

>>510736093 (OP)
Nigel is just Blair 2.0 with a populist paint job.