Would a bikini car wash business in 2025 A.D. be profitable or even doable even if not very profitable?
I looked it up and there's one or at least was one business like this in Florida which seems to be able to do it but why can't I find more than one business like this in the entire USA?
[YouTube] Baywash Car Wash: Bikini-clad Car Cleaning Services (embed)
[YouTube] Baywash Bikini Car wash Promo .mov (embed)
https://m.youtube.com/@BaywashORL
https://m.youtube.com/@baywashbikinicarwash1598

If you wanted to open your own what would you have to consider first?

I suppose you'd need maybe a few million dollars so you could completely own the business as if you get investors to help you start it they'll later use their stake in the company to promote gay stuff. Hopefully this means you can personally screen ahead of time and decide which girls get hired and fired?

The business should be built in a state where it's warm almost year round so it doesn't have to close at all or much during the winter the state should also be Republican so there's not too many regulations and it's not too easy for employees or independent contractors to sue.

Should there be cameras and maybe even audio recording all around the business so as to reduce liability from lawsuits? Maybe a security guard?

It should be built next to a major road with lots of traffic.

They should be properly trained and equipped to wash, dry, vacuum, wax cars without scratching them or making other errors. Possibly supervised by clothed men or women who know what they're doing and will watch for and correct and discipline when errors are made like scratches to paint.

What else?

1pbtid

>>511036015 (OP)
you could absolutely do this with just a nice van and hoes.

>inb4

>The chemicals are quite harmful. These girls will whither away from undiagnosable disease even faster than the spic poverty workers who normally do it.

I don't know what your evidence for that is since I'm unaware of this other business being sued out of existence because of this.
You're the business owner you can obviously just have them use safe cleaning supplies which are still at least somewhat effective

>You can't get sued because medical "science" is too DEI to prove anything like COPD or nephrotic disease years later. Most of this stuff doesn't have names anyway, it just manifests as "issues" and a decade later the body can't fight off cancer or something.
>Strictly business thinking, the direct skin irritation from hours working with surfactants and nano coating will be an issue, so the girls will quit after a month or two.
>Maybe you could use them in the clear water phase only

I guess the statue of limitations is like 3 years

Again I'm not aware of the other business having that problem but maybe they took your advice idk

>>511036142
I like the physical location idea better

>>511036253
>good luck finding a semi-attractive girl that wants to wash cars for less than $150/hour.

>even hooters went bankrupt, and in their last days the only chicks that wanted to for work ~$80/hour (if counting tips) were fat whales.

https://acidcow.com/girls/82571-say-hello-to-the-sexy-ladies-of-baywash-bikini-carwash-56-pics.html

Where's your evidence they're making more than like 30 dollars an hour?
I'm not trying to do free advertising for them but I looked at their prices on their website and the reviews on sites like yelp and it's not crazy expensive and apparently the washing is done pretty well.

It should pay like at least 25 dollars though otherwise there's no point of working in the sun all day instead of a wagie at Walmart making 20 dollars an hour.

Also with AI being perfect in a few years people will be able to generate perfect porn of whatever they want unlimited and free and totally put all only fans e whores out of business. Not to mention the white collar women who just finished college and can't find a regular job because AI stole it. They'll have to work somewhere :)

That's a chain business with corporate and bullshit a small or medium business with you having 100% stake means you can do at least some or tons of micromanaging and make sure the women being hired are hot and there uniforms are sexy and they're not acting like cunts in front of the customers.

>>511036253
no girl is going to do it more than a few times. women are lazy af

>>511036015 (OP)
You're not doing a project like this unless it's ran by a woman, and branded as "Girl Power".

>>511036360
They already do

>>511036348
>We live in a time where any woman with a worthwhile body can generally make $10k a month doing onlyfans without even having to do anything hardcore. So you're probably not going to be able to outbid their "freelance" work.

>Also everyone's driving around massive pickup trucks now. Those things are too damn big to clean by hand, and the girls would risk serious injury trying to climb onto the hood so in effect the driver wouldn't even get a good view of the chicks washing his truck.


>We live in a time where any woman with a worthwhile body can generally make $10k a month doing onlyfans without even having to do anything hardcore. So you're probably not going to be able to outbid their "freelance" work.

The average is about 150 dollars a month. Also they're going to be put out of business soon. Because of this AI.
Also anecdotally there's plenty of young, attractive, thin, white women on fansly and only fans who don't make shit. They're flexible and will make you literally WHATEVER custom video you want for a very cheap price but they are still broke. Maybe they need to market themselves better and COULD make 10k a month if they did everything right but most people are stupid. Besides If they all advertised themselves correctly and everything then they'd all be competing with each other and they'd all be broke.

>Also everyone's driving around massive pickup trucks now. Those things are too damn big to clean by hand, and the girls would risk serious injury trying to climb onto the hood so in effect the driver wouldn't even get a good view of the chicks washing his truck.

lmao https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0n8ZswtmoCI

>>511036015 (OP)
>Would a bikini car wash business in 2025 A.D. be profitable or even doable even if not very profitable?
no.
these places had sense when you had no online porn.
boomers were jacking off under the table as some bimbo was larping as a waitress.

>>511036457
The owner (YOU) is male but many or all of the fully clothed managers and HR people are female

>>511036348
When I make it I'm buying a bikini car wash and hiring the hottest girls

>>511036015 (OP)
>a bikini car wash
Very trad yes.
Like it's your daughter, washing a car of some "le based conservative" larper.

>>511037503
godspeed anon

>>511036015 (OP)

>high schoolers washing your car half naked
>anyone with a penis mercilessly mocked, recorded, posted online and doxxed because someone recognizes them

Yea, that industry is dead. I'm lucky enough to have been an adult before the social media movement and enjoyed a few bikini car washes with tight bodies teens rubbing their creamy tits against my windows.

>>511037503
well thats an outrageously high quality

And it's yet another INCEL thread.

>>511036015 (OP)
They were only ever meant to be fund raising events, like bake sales.

>>511037770
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hhdY29koshQ
It's natural law also just call your daughter like once a week it's not that hard ffs
>>511037867
The other business is on a major road with tons of road and foot traffic though all the women are adults afaik but that's not a problem literally no one cares if you get your car washed at a business of adult women in bikinis

>>511036142
yeah it's really just a money thing. Contract some escorts if you want it. don't gotta start a business tho.

>>511038025
I'm not a 1pbtid

>>511036015 (OP)
Hoeflation is so bad that any young White woman who isn't fat can live like a millionaire off of her simps. The only people who would go for this are a bit too old brown women who do drugs.

>>511036015 (OP)
I would only go to a bikini car wash if it was a bunch of cute twink hon trannies raising money for bigger tits or a tight new pussy.

>>511036015 (OP)
bikini car wash vr streams will be more profitable than actual car wash

>>511038410
This is actual incel fanfiction you'd honestly be better off if you went on onlyfans and fansly and spent a couple hundred dollars on the hottest girls who are at the bottom of the 18 years old (most are a bit older than 18 obviously) free account bottom of the leaderboard https://lnk.bio/onlyfinder
Actually chat with them about their lives and how business is doing and you'll see not all young hot women get a free ride through life

>>511038128
>Contract some escorts if you want it.
kek, they'll wash your dick for money, but not your car anon

>>511036015 (OP)
women are currently sex objects again. strike while the iron is hot.

There are no hot women doing any kind of real labor. They even make their husband pay for daycare now. Even the strippers are ugly as sin and fat. Hot women either get jewish day care corporate jobs or make $100k showing their asshole on onlyfans. Men can't even find an average looking woman to whore out for an hour anymore. The entire country is a prison for men to work without reward.

>>511037503
They seem to have giant heads but not huge tits.

>>511038772
why wouldn't that be negotiable? hell, aspiring actresses will do it if the pay is good.

More or less this: >>511036360

Washing a car is a bit of work, especially if you're doing it all day long outdoors. You're going to have a high turnover rate unless you're paying them *really* well. You'll have better retention with a tunnel (which will be $$$$,) and reserve their duties to vacuuming and wiping down the car. Additionally, they won't be swimming in cleaning fluids. So that should reduce the health risk.

Pic is from a famous car wash in my area ... not a social hotspot, rather a longtime fixture. You hand your keys off to the worker who sends it through the tunnel. You go inside to pay where they also have a mini-mart. So maybe you could even do the bikini-barista thing too. Then step outside and wait for them to wipe down your car. But in your scenario, you get to watch bikini girls crawling all over the cars instead of Micronesian dudes.

>>511037867
The local highschool near me had a car wash and I couldn’t imagine going. How the hell would you explain that to your wife? Listen sweet heart, the girls really needed to go to regionals so I had to help them!

Maybe this summer ill go

>>511036015 (OP)
>but what are the political implications, asked no one
You already asked this dumb shit on /biz/ and we gave you good answers there.

>>>/biz/60672114

>>/biz/60672603
>There have been any number of "service, but done by chicks wearing lingerie!" businesses in the U.S. They all tend to fail because the chicks want to be paid more for wearing skimpy clothing, while purchasers don't want to pay more for some dumb service and don't want to be perceived as creepy. In the case of bikini car washes, the ones I've heard of have been high school fundraisers for the cheer team or football team.
>
>There used to be several lingerie barbershops in Las Vegas, for example, and none of them have lasted. I went to one once and it was boring, the lingerie covered up too much and the women weren't doing anything besides boringly chopping off hair.
>
>There are a few exceptions, like strippers having day jobs as lingerie house cleaners, because that happens in private and they can show up fully clothed before taking off a jumpsuit and wandering around the house dusting things. But they can run these things independently with not much more than a website and a cellphone, they don't need you to manage them.

>>511038025
found the hole

>>511036015 (OP)
I had this exact thought recently lol. I guaruntee it would be profitable.
I own a business on an FL beach, pretty much in the perfect area for one of those. Plenty of tourists, as well as a beach blvd running up and down the coast with plenty of locals, old dudes, married dudes etc going to and from work, etc.
Don't make enough to start a new business atm unfortunately but it's a good one. Maybe one day if I still think it'll work in the future and no one beats me to it.

>>511036015 (OP)
You could probably only do this if it was staffed by Mexican women. I can’t imagine White woken would work this hard for so little unless it was for charity or something

>>511036015 (OP)
only reason to do it would be to advertise and draw you to their onlyfans.

>>511038994
People's faces and heads usually look worse on camera then irl
>>511039985
I'd invest in your business for sure

>>511036015 (OP)
what an ugly skank
she should put on some clothes

>>511036015 (OP)
>Would a bikini car wash business in 2025 A.D. be profitable or even doable even if not very profitable?
No. Young people don't care about something so mild anymore. Strip clubs are dying too. Once boomers die, they'll disappear completely.

>>511040356
You're a Democrat so you'd be all for it if she had a cock

>>511036015 (OP)
POOPA!!!!!

>>511040542
you're a nigger

These kinds of boomer businesses make no sense. Why are you blue balling yourself? And why would you want a bunch of retarded women crawling around your car? Imagine paying extra just to look at tits that you can't touch.

This thread reeks of lead poisoning.

>>511040920
memeflag Israeli

>>511041573
an african american*

>>511041479
Chad gets her Instagram and gets to do all the groping he wants a few days later

>>511036015 (OP)
lol i've gone there before, it's not far from me. bunch of hotties.

>>511041479
unironically if you have a nice car and want to fuck a bimbo, pull into one of those places. women would do anything to get out of work early and would gladly have you fuck them rather than working for the day

>>511041841
Baywash in Florida right? You are VERY lucky
Besides the women being hot how is it?

>>511042077
The managers allow them to just leave early like that? Do they still get full pay for the day?

>>511042225
>>511042323
it's not a great car wash, you kinda pay to have bikini whores wash your vehicle. as all women are gold diggers, the nicer your vehicle the more likely you can take one home. the managers probably dgaf because they can hire some stupid new whore within a day. it's an easy job for a chick willing to wear a bikini and isnt morbidly obese

>>511036015 (OP)
If she were born 15 years later, she could make a killing on OF. Look at that perfect body.

>>511042839
Do they pay well? Any work there for a long time? Do they offer vacuuming waxing etc?

>>511036015 (OP)
women make more on onlyfans on their own than the $20 you would pay them to do this

>>511036015 (OP)
I would not trust any attractive woman with washing my car. She'll rely on shaking her ass and do a crappy job cleaning.

>>511036015 (OP)
>Would a bikini car wash business in 2025 A.D. be profitable or even doable even if not very profitable?
People want to be in and out. Automatic car washes are so much faster, especially if you have a subscription sticker that automatically gets you in. Less than five minutes, you're done.
>>511040416
>Strip clubs are dying too.
They suck, everything is a predatory scheme to nickel and dime you just to give you blue balls anyway.

>>511036015 (OP)
Ask yourself why women can't do it themselves and need a man to stand around and be like "yes you are washing very sexily good job where's my cut?" Fucking wanna be pimp generation faggot

>>511043175
And how is that a bad thing? Are you sucking cock as part of a recreational activity?

>>511036015 (OP)
I'll only visit one if they all have their hands cuffed behind their back and they must wash the cars by dunking their butts and breasts into buckets and rubbing them into the cars.

>>511036015 (OP)
>bikini car wash
What's the point? You know the internet exists and you can just look at women in bikinis online, right? This shit is for boomers.

>>511042945
yeah they actually do a good job unironically

>>511043952
you can kinda get them to do whatever

I cleaned my car for extra exercises reason, that's why I'm not fat.

>>511036015 (OP)
They make more money as online whores than car washers.

>>511044212
That's awesome I hope you have lots of fun going there and it never closes down or goes significantly down in quality

>>511044212
What kind of bikinis do they wear? Is it open at night? I'm curious what the dress code is like do they get issued a bikini or bring their own lol

>>511036015 (OP)

>>511036015 (OP)
Make them underaged and the MAGA crowd will be there non stop

>>511036015 (OP)
>we need more females to become whores
kys jew

>>511036015 (OP)
Car washes with high schoolers were a thing here til this summer. They stopped it after some Indian men were asking the school girls why they weren't wearing bikinis and trying to get free car washes.

>>511045936
More women being in bikinis on public and on camera on the Internet forever helps keep obesity down and thigh gaps and bikini bridges up

>>511045954
they really ruin everthing
impressive in a way

How about a car wash with a bunch of big hairy shirtless dudes, dont matter if they roided out or just fat, id pay 20 bucks to a bunch a guys before id give a penny to some holes

No homo

>>511046271
You could just replace prisons with bikini car washes and they'd not only be free but actually make money. the female prison population is low enough I think it'd actually work

>>511046428
>>511046271
homo confirmed stop coping

>>511047039
Men would do a better job actually cleaning the car, and fo it for less money, and giving teenage girls money to flaunt their bodies just promotes further future degeneracy like of

>>511044162
>yeah they actually do a good job unironically
if they did a good job ironically, the effect would be the same

>>511036059
Jesus you leafs really are stupid fucks

Fpwp. Your gambit failed

Regarding op, anyone who would do a car wash I almost feel like would just do an of. Maybe if you got high schoolers, that's be a great summer job for them. I remember growing up plenty of cheerleader fundraisers doing such.

>>511036015 (OP)
Based business idea