>News
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2025/jul/21/keir-starmer-tells-mps-he-wants-to-cut-child-poverty-before-next-election
>>511081512 (OP)But not as much as he wants boatwogs
>>511081512 (OP)missed a beat by not having the Tower Hamlets sperg as the post pic
>>511081542We'll be getting VIP Gazans to go along with the Afghans before 2029
>>511081697We can't take Gazans, because they might be antisemitic.
https://vocaroo.com/13kDEZfmdgrA
>>511081512 (OP)What's happening with the 20k Afghans
>>511081697Remember when the Tories mandated that every council fly the Israeli flag?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R62Gsgl6kL8
Auchmerophobia: The Fear of The Third World.
Summer's up lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLQ0biK-ZgA
>>511081871Big Ange has first dibs on them.
>>511081871It's 400k now soz nothing we can do about it now
>>511081871They became 220k
>>51108187120K?
Why do you ask about the 50K?
I don't even know what you mean by 80K?
Why are you still talking about the 150k?
>Im so white el jeffe, i been lumped in wid de whiteys all my life esse
>>511081824This speaks to me.
Especially the lyrics.
They got flown into Brize Norton. It was supposed to be just translators. Does anyone know any more
>>511082054what are the odds of the cunt dying weeks after his last concert
Should be an update in 5 mins on the 2 devices found etc.
https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/live-updates-bomb-squad-armed-10366827
>>511081562>How soulless do you have to be to actually work for Mi5How close to reality do you think Slow Horses is?
>>511082208James Bond has a lot to answer for. The secret/security services are just civil servants in reality. Boring, intelligent, cunts.
>>511081962this boyband tune always had an indie vibe to it for me
https://youtu.be/FbWJVult-9M
>>511082066you're a moron if you can't tell the difference between an spaniard/italian and a latinamerican mestizo
If only you knew how bad things really are
>>511082208guy doesn't understand screening in recruitment
>>511082208>Slow HorsesKudos on wading through that, I thought it was abysmal, tried watching it twice but didn't make it 20 minutes in.
>>511082145The Afghan asylum story makes no sense. There were apparently two intakes from what I've gathered, those immediately after in 2021 and the "leak" in 2023. The first lot where the translators while the second were all the failed candidates. Both seem to be around the same size with the same number of dependents.
>>511082293I know a white person when I see one, and you're not one
>>511082264Mong.
Gay Mong.
>>511082293nigga you unironically look like a lightskinned paki
>>511082270Now they look like poundland linkin park
>>511082208They find it interesting.
Just the same as Autist polyglots find languages "interesting"
Talked to a few recruits over the years when I was in Oxford, some had been singled out by tutors to MI5 as potential workers.
>>511082331Looks like the low t version of sv3rige
lmao spanish ruled half of europe
yet they're not "european"
fuck affffff
d&c shills
nobody said spics aren't European.
we said you're not white.
because you aren't
>>511082194Most "bomb squad" shit is a waste of time, if they can't rule out it being a bomb it gets escalated. Crazy people keep a carrier bag of wires and a giant battery and suddenly the street is evacuated. The most reliable indicator is an explosives-trained dog desu. The equipment for explosive trace detection has too many false positives and is too easily contaminated.
>>511082514put dos beers and dos chippos on the tablo, pablo.
less of your cheek, comprendos?
>>511082597I thought dogs for bombs and drugs had loads of false positives as well?
The age verification thing on r*ddit is legit
Is it just spez being a cuck or should we expect 90% of the internet to follow suit
>>511082390>>511082400literally just one sad loser
>>511082385I know about one because I was in some talks about them going through a normal airport but that didn't happen. We've also had a load of Sudanese but fuck knows why
>>511082375I know what you mean.
>I ended up at Slough House (even though my dad used to run the whole shitshow) because my oppo lied about a shirt colourYeah, right. Like the entire exercise wouldn't have been recorded for training purposes.
Still, Gary's complete lack of manners is a laugh.
>>511082609meo no speako dago
>>511082609i'm just as english by blood as i am spanish.
>>511082514Spanish are European and white, stop rising to it
>>511082675>it's just one loser!!!!you're just like josh lol
Why do israeli missiles need such a wide range lads
>>511082679I think the Sudanese were only a few thousand (as if that's any reassurance) due to some sort of civil war flair up and as a former colony with numerous dual citizens naturally we have to jump in and suck their cocks.
They can also claim Motability
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Are all the hotels just full of boat wogs now?
>>511082770you need to go home
>>511082293I understand the differences mate I'm sensitive to culture
https://youtu.be/hURDAwg_XRU
>>511082771it's a question of honour and my hot med blood keeps boiling over it
>>511082652Yes but the equipment detects stuff that is chemically similar to various explosives so it'll read positive for hair dye or fertiliser in minute quantities. Too many normal-use chemicals set it off and county mounties get all excited that someone wants to blow them up
>>511082862Only the 4 and 5 star
>>511082891seriously though you should pretend you're pakistani. no one would bat an eye
Met a bloke who was in the bomb squad in Ireland during the IRA days and ended up being covered in bits of german shepherd because a bomb went off
>>511082485>some had been singled out by tutors to MI5 as potential workers>by tutors>actually thinking the spy trade hasn't been victim to the long march through the institutionsI say lets burn it all down and start again.
>>511082688I didn't like a single character in what I saw if it, I found even Gary Oldman was unwatchable.
>>511082477>Five(bankruptcies)
>>511082949>brits out!>niggers in!
>>511082949Hope the dog didn't suffer.
>>511082864that's like saying that english people are all indians because indians speak english
joke is that brits couldn't even get indians to speak it properly - soft touch at colonisation imo
>>511082860They're retarded though, practically Somalian. Plus this stuff should not be secret
>>511082862There was a protest there all evening, still a bunch of people outside there right now. The illegals inside opened windows on the protestors below and threw eggs at them, also a counter protest of about 10 lefties turned up and one got shouted at by based Bazza.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgW5Uz6kwic
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/wupD2_SUFiM
>>511082385There's 3 different schemes
>Afghan Relocations and Assistance PolicyLaunched in April 2021 for the buggers who collaborated with British occupation forces
>Afghan Citizens Resettlement SchemeLaunched in Jan 2022 for 'politically vulnerable' individuals who had not been formally part of the occupation (poofs, women's rights types, etc.)
>Afghanistan Response RouteLaunched in August 2023 after the 'data breach' was first detected, and made subject to super-injunction until earlier this year. Open to any cunt whose name was on the list, including ones who'd been rejected from the above two schemes
>>511082862Duh. No one is taking a holiday in the UK so all those hotels are for who? Correct, immigrants.
>>511082862That hotel is shit to be fair. All Britannia ones are. Probably owned by a Pajeet raking in the cash
>>511082675>jew.jpg literally whiter than youLMFAO
>>511083040That stream pisses me off ytf can't you rewind it
>>511082891Are you brown? Spaniards aren't brown unless they've been in the sun
just gna filter all memeflags and forren flags from now on as this vpn negro never posts unless i am in the thread
>>511082862Yes. There's no more room in any of the hotels.
Any more boatwogs coming across are going to have to live in a Butlins camp.
This is Kiers grand plan to smash the gangs.
>>511083198>are going to have to live in a Butlins camp.Somalis are going to sweep the knobbly knees contests
>>511083059>3 different schemes>vote 4 tories to get Brexit done>get unlimited child rapists
>>511082949They still use IRA designs now, who would have thought the terrorists of the world rely on potatoniggers for brainpower
>>511083147Gonna have to take your trip off before coming in pal
>>511083119Good point, matey dived for the government teat without hesitation
>>511083035Nah, they're not that retarded, I'm sure they've got an opulent palace or two
>>511083059The first lot should have been bought land in Pakistan and resettled. The others can all fuck off
>>511083169You're not that important. He posts when you aren't here.
>>511083272My autism shall not be caged.
>>511083168i've been in the sun a lot this summer
what i don't understand about le ofcom noncesense is that all these sites like gab and kiwifarms etc they're like oogabooga ofcom bad, censorship bad. but then they block the UK. why? isn't that just as bad as caving into their demands?
R muff divers beat the daggos btw
>Essex Police admit they did escort masked 'Stand Up To Racism' counterprotestors towards the Bell Hotel last Thursday.
https://x.com/ShipleyWrites/status/1947765963916460422
>>511083119Need to start mass protests outside the head offices of the firms who have these govt contract, like SERCO.
Poor lil blockwog the wandering rootless cosmopolitan never accepted by any group he claims be belongs to lmao
>>511083366last thread he didn't pist once until i did
>>511083059How many was it for each scheme? And what is the approx dependency rate, I remember people saying it was on average 8.
>>511083357>The first lot should have been bought land in Pakistan and resettledlol no
>>511083357>bought land in Pakistan and resettledThe Pakis are kicking all of their Afghans out for being rapey troublemakers
Imagine how much of a wrong'un you have to be that a Paki can't even put up with your antics
>>511083169Its the argentine who thinks hes polish because his passport says so. But he doesn't speak polish.
>>511083371A: that's a lie, you look anaemic and B: because of this you look like a Slav
>>511083260It's the devlish turn of their minds their devious wide brows hide a kind of retarded evil genius.
>>511083467Iran also deported a bunch of Afghans from their country, yet we muggings in Britain imported at least 100k not sure the real number because they won't tell us.
>>511083443i'm not a rootless cosmopolitain i spent from the age of 7 until 18 living in the english countryside. i have never lived in a big city. not even for a week.
you're projecting nonsense onto me
>>511083437Bit hard to deny it when there's actual video evidence of them doing it.
lads, R girl has posted,
https://x.com/CllrNathalieB/status/1947743569072296213
>>511083169he uses this phrasing
>>511083443 because he's been told he's a rootless cosmopolitan and an economic migrant, and that he's been told to fuck off by every single general he's ever been in (and irl)
Just ignore this cunt he's lonely and looking for attention.
>>511083471slav?? where the fuck did you pull that from?
>>511083371Absolute geezer m8
>>511083547Yet you aren't accepted by the english as their own.
Because you're not.
Grim.
>>511083414Ofcom has an active investigation to 4chins, we'll probably get blocked here if gook moot gets a stern letter with a big number on it
>>511083546Germany is also apparently getting rid of a lot of them, they've cut a deal with the Taliban. I imagine there's going to be a lot coming over here
>>511083600You look like one. Sunken eyes like a polak. But white, definitely. Maybe smile more
>>511083658just use a proxy you virgin
>>511083643finally some comic relief
hehe you got me
technically it's ok to wear your family signet on any finger as long as it's your shield hand. the pinky thing is a recent trend
>>511083649It's easy to spot him. he just spits out whatever you throw at him. He's like a retarded MSN chatbot from back in the day.
I think he has a mental problem.
>>511083467Soooo...there's now room in Pakistan for some rapey troublemakers who are unwelcome in another country, then?
How nice and convenient.
>>511083689Slavs don't look like pakis
>>511083658realistically what can a UK regulator do against a US website? seems to me the worst they could do is order UK ISPs to block it. But what action if any could ofcom take against them?
>>511083716would buy a 2nd hand radio from you in a pub car park
>>511083722Those MSN bots had more personality.
>>51108345834,208 collectively from ARAP and ACRS (as of May 2025, https://archive.is/8jobJ), another 4,500 under the ARR (as of https://archive.is/HDoLG)
From the ARR, 900 were people named in the leaked list, 3,600 were dependents. The MOD's long-term estimate is that the ARR will ultimately bring over around 6,900 people (https://archive.is/IFX5k)
Note that there have also been Afghans claiming asylum independently of these schemes
>>511083689yeh everyone keeps asking if i'm sleeping enough.. i definitely am. i'm also like 5 weeks sober
i don't know how to fix the eye bags
might be depression
>>511081512 (OP)Of course he wants and of course he'll fail. This is the easiest prediction in the world.
>>511081871The 600k will receive houses.
>>511083546It would have made more sense and be cheaper to set them up for life with some goats over there somewhere though. Instead they're cutting me up in some bloated German SUV on Motability and shitting on the street
>>511083574That's exactly what they tried to do, that is deny they escorted them in, until people kept posting the video footage of the police doing exactly that.
MPs shouldn't be allowed to do this
What did you think when he said it?
>Starmer insists โlots of housingโ available for both homeless and asylum seekers
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/prime-minister-mps-keir-starmer-home-office-commons-b2793095.html
>>511083746He doesn't look Paki, not even the Turk-looking fuckers from Kashmir. He looks Slav but he's definitely white. Goes on a bit though
>>511083771'member when the NZ govt tried to gag kiwifarms over the mosque shooting?
pepperidge farm 'members
>>511083856Hydration, cucumber slices and time.
>>511083371Are you looking back in anger?
>>511083793you kno where 2 find me mush
out of whiskey goin bed lads
>>511083969I love kiwifarms, I got engrossed in a cool story about faggots who inflated themselves until they couldn't move and one died
>>511083838Hmmmm, so the predictions that there will be 200k Afghans is scaremongering?
>>511083882The idea of an internet connected HiDef camera in everybody's pocket is a concept the police really struggle with, isn't it?
>>511083771>But what action if any could ofcom take against them?They *can* issue fines and stuff. But there's no way to get a US entity to actually pay the stupid fucking things, and AFAIK there's no mechanism for the US legal system to intervene and apply legal pressure on our behalf. So Ofcom can just piss and moan and get UK ISPs to block it, like you say
feds have found a bomber's house in Brizzle:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cj61l5r3ggzo
>>511084075Fackin diamond
>>511083951>blocko samefaggingHe looks like a light skinned paki
>>511084098Question is whether they can get settled status and send for wives. Bear in mind they all have tonnes of retarded inbred kids who need spouses bought for them
>>511084137Exactly as I said
>>511084146Remember when they were going to kidnap people from America over last years shitposting?
>>511084098Yeah. May have been mongs misreading stuff and getting aggy, the list of leaked info apparently included 20k Afghans' names, so it may well have been a Twittermong adding an extra zero and everyone just repeating it without looking for themselves
>>511083578>*laughs* i mean we're in the green party so i dont know why they are saying keir starmerah fuck it all. it amazes me that people still actually vote oh god im gonna voooote ahhhhh im voooootingggg... as if all of these fucking parties arent the same. every day that passes i am closer to learning polish or at least a v4 language and leave this place, such a depressing dump shithole, unaffordable property, laudation of shitskins everywhere, government cant even address native population concerns and slanders innocent people left right and centre, how could you actually raise english kids in this place, fucking done
>>511084123They simultaneously have access to some of the highest technology in surveillance equipment but also paired with complete luddite brains. A lot of police still think people only get their news from the BBC or the Sun news paper.
I watched one stream from Epping the other night and the guy with the camera was talking to one of the coppers there, asking about what books he reads and he replied
"Goosebumps is probably the last book I read, back when I was a kid".
The police aren't recruited for their brains especially uniform officers but how compliant to the code they are.
>>511084310Would've been funny to see them try tbf
>>511084158In that last pic he looks like a Bulgarian selling hooky motors on marketplace. But that's at a push. Defo not Paki
>>511083771they threaten them with fines and court and then they just decide to block us to stop the hassle
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/new-uk-internet-policing-law-targets-us-online-forums
>>511083994>cucumber slicesthought this was a yummy mummy old wives tale in all honesty
would feel like a right twerp just lying there with cucmber on my eyes tbqh
>>511084007and the mask slips
>>511081542Boatwogs and Ukrainian rent boys
>>511084358They don't have that much technology
>>511084374Bulgarians are literally gypsies (jeets)
>>511084076nighty night
doing better than i would have... my late night tactic was get a deliveroo full of tins and bottles from the offie when i ran out
>>511084152oi oiiii
>>511084459They were using surveillance drones and deployed a helicopter with thermal imaging for Sunday Epping protest and every single copper was equipped with a personal body cam, every single one of them. Along with an evidential team that were using a 4k hi-def camera.
>>511084401Cucumbers are rich in tannins, which are natural astringents that can help to reduce the appearance of puffy skin and diffuse excess fluid under the skin that is making your under-eye area appear swollen. Always a nugget of truth in old mares tales.
I cut through a car park on my way home and there was this swarthy square headed migrant offering me a secondhand rodeo? I think he said.
Is that rentboy slang?
If the ID shit comes into full effect and you cunts decide to punch out instead of going the VPN route, it's been a fucking pleasure and we'll see you on the other side.
>>511084374i don't have any eastern yuro genes whatsoever
i look exactly like what i am: half southern english half northern spanish
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Malpa seething again I see.
>>511084636most of the aussie posters here are complete cunts
so fuck off
>>511084617might buy a single cucumber tomorrow then
gonna look reyt dodgy at the tills
>>511084652You will never be white
>>511084371THey were going to do it to Musk who was still bum buddies with pres Trump, lmao
>>511084330I thought that the confusion came from there being 20k names brought over and them saying that each on average brought 8 dependents which would have made the total around 200k
>>511084401>and the mask slipsNigger, ah-whuat?
>>511081512 (OP)Lost my fucking Zippo. Well pissed off, mate.
>>511084712yet you will always be (((------)))
funny that
>>511084706Buy some KY Jelly as well to remove all suspicion. Or two beef tomatoes and arrange them in a implied manner of your manhood. Not tried Kirby cucumbers for eye puffiness though.
>>511084799shitting up these generals with your vpn flagposting crap and now you're showing your trye colours eh?
>>511084652looks like shiah le kike
>>511084825Ozzy nicked it.
>>511083578>What we can't do is blame asylum seekers for our failing public services. These are the most vulnerable people in our world and they have no safe or legal routes to this country and also have no choice over where the Home Office puts them.They don't know if they'll end up in a 4 star hotel or a 5 star one.
>>511084712>You are a European, but we do not grant you the rank of 'White'>Sit down, young Skywogger
>>511084706Buy a carrot and a courgetee as well then.
You can tell the checkout girl you are working up to a full stretch.
>>511084870would do this with a straight face if till workers weren't invariably fat old slags
>>511084827rather be a jew than a paki desu
>>511084911I'll ressurect the cunt if I have to get it back.
>>511084876Damn bro
Seek help
>>511084691They can recognise you by your clothing, if you're wearing the same type of trainers, jacket, trousers e.t.c. Even your body shape.
>>511084825It's god's way of telling you to quit smoking.
>>511084923kek yeah new pickup tactic for me that one
Are you doomsday prepping?
Feel like I should buy 100 cans of beans.
>>511084918>and they have no safe or legal routes to this countrhmmmm, almost like it's by design
Blocko is a josh larp
it's why he can dox "his" entire family but can't post a single timestamp. ever
>>511085000Perhaps. I haven't smoked in a while but been chaining them recently since I stopped drinking :(
>>511083578>https://x.com/CllrNathalieB/status/1947743569072296213
>>511084990fucking hell it's every flag other than the union jack these days in this general
truly demoralising
>>511085167nigger you are a foren yourself kek
I miss emo girls, If I knew they would die out when I hit my late 30's I would have nutted 100's more in my 20's
>>511081512 (OP)easiest way: Send the poor people back
>>511084825I found a nice zippo once , filigree ferns and stuff all over it.
>>511085232hundreds more than zero
>>511085112they all look the fucking same, gormless twiggy gimps the lot of them
cleanup will be easy if it comes to it
>>511085167Thats argie. He's hyperfocusing on you.
I feel like getting drunk as fuck tonight ngl
blockwog posts more dross than cauldron does
>>511085299This one , ยฃ58 nowadays
>>511085342It's actually not.
You're clinically obsessed. Useless cunt. Kek
>>511084918>they have no safe or legal routes to this countryBecause going to wherever you feel like is a human right, doncha know!
When do we reach the stage where these people just get slapped in the chops before they've even finished talking?
>>511085228i can trace my paternal line back to 12th century england you pleb
https://www.geni.com/people/Sir-William-Espileman-Lord-of-Brockenhurst/5210780343130106906
>>511085112A hobbit and an elf campaigning for the Orcs
>>511085462You're descended from Henry VIII's trumpeter
>>511085167>Demoralizing I bant, true, guilty of charge
Just call me an oven dodging kike or whatnot, glue a penny somewhere dangerous. Cheer up lad, don't get mad get even
>>511085432Glad you could show up just in time to tell us the accused samefag hopping vpns isn't you.
>>511085400hope you're getting paid decent shekels for your efforts my brother
>>511085232I've seen a lot of rock/grunge chicks lately, just got to wait another five years or so
What if we can't post on Friday and there's a happening?
>>511085509fucksake
blow my trumpet sharpish and that's an order private
>>511085509Lmao
Can't believe I got this reference
Brit /pol/ pays off
It feels like this has gone slightly beyond a joke.
>>511085559I literally posted before ITT you useless shitskin. Kek
>>511085617we convene where we went before
See the israeli is being nice to blocko. I would never be nice to blocko
That's how you can tell it isn't me
Useless shitskins. Kek
>>511085617Mumsnet. I might need a different name though.
>>511085540mate at least jews have a good sense of humour because i fail to see any other redeeming features much of the time
peace be upon thee
>>511085704just do one already you stale fart
lots of josh larping going on ITT
hold tight lads .. woman football
>>511085791You will never be white
You will never be english
You will never be spanish
>>511085576Qrd, when I was 18-21, all the hot emo bitches were with the 35-50yo "daddy rockers" and it drove me fucking INSANE, I lost my prime squeeze to one, now I am reaching the age, I get femboys and wokey cunts with OnlyFans.
MILLIENIALS GET FUCKED AGAIN
if you don't stop bullying me you'll be seeing this at your door pretty soon
>>511085825>woman footballhttps://vocaroo.com/1eItAbJrxBjw
I reckon it must be pretty tough to identify anything in a pile of mangled jeets
>>511085825Imagine the aroma in the locker room showers right now.
>>511085897you will never make a worthwhile contribution to a single brit/pol/ thread
>>511086021>we all look the same to them
>>511086021It's a scam, they're trying to smuggle a relative over by pretending they're a corpse
>>511085645Don't reply to me you fat gay idiot.
>>511083371Two chicken kebabs with chips please lad
>>511085954oh shit he's got a parrying dagger
>>511086021>indians cant even tell the differenceWhat a timeline
>>511086021how the fuck did he make it to 76
the mind bugles
>>511085112Just you wait. The things I'll do to you.
https://www.reddit.com/r/brighton/comments/1m6l6ec/man_in_brightonhove_stalkingharassingfilming_me/
>Redditor gets stalked by Paki
>"Just to be clear I didnโt post this in anyway shape or form in relation to the manโs race or ethnicity, which I can see some of the comments are focusing on. It was purely to see if anyone had information on who he might be and to warn women/individuals in the surrounding Hove/Brighton area. Please be respectful of that in the comments. Thank you"
Fucking hell, lib women would rather be raped than be called racist, what is wrong with them
>>511086098>Don't reply to me you fat gay idiot.
>>511086246Holy fuck he's diddy
If he sat on that windowsill his feet wouldn't touch the floor
>>511086054and you do, you fat brown cunt?
lmfao
>oh look here's me with coke up my nose.jpg >trys to complete with josh and cauldron on most posts per thread
>>511085718Did I kill your cousins?
>>511086317Keep the salad shite, any rice ready?
>>511086246>Hobbit in Brighton/Hove stalking/harassing/filming me
>>511082949they put bombs in dogs, that's fucked man
>>511086429Australians put their willies in roos
>>511086293you're obsessed
and that was ket anyway
>>511086341lmao look up act of expulsion 1492
>>511086394spoken like a true big lad(tm)
>>511086246>man>how fucking short ?! jeez
>>511086429Yeah, used to call it the Belfast Haggis
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNduRmWao/
member when they shut down the country because of a coof? that was just a test run wasn't it
>>511086569> act of expulsion 1492I did nazi that coming
>>511086836they will do it again
They sell a coomer zippo
Might get one for after the 25th
>>511086517>Australians put their willies in roosNo point, we couldn't even compete. Everything down here is a fucking sexual tyrannosaur.
Like how the fuck are you meant to compete with a double shafted four headed echidna penis that can literally cum non-stop?
>>511086854one of the all time greats, that sketch
>>511086836I can not financially survive another. With Male Model enthusist at the helm it would be 1000% times worse
>>511086866I went to wickes earlier today, and they had signs up that shop workers are "key workers" and several of them were wearing masks too. which spooked me
>>511086916...AI right? This why all your women are fucking insane?
>>511086916Oh! So that's why he's called Knuckeles
>>511086917>Ministry of silly walks>This is a late parrot, it is no more>Tis but a scratch >KillerRabbitSo many gems
a major tsunami happens this week in the pacific
>>511086916https://youtu.be/kkDMz2ml0gw
>>511086246>5'2"Almost as tall as josh
>>511087077i love mr creosote
>and don't skimp on the pate
>>511086916I bet you already know about duck dicks
Holy shit! JRM dropping actuall truth bombs!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Li3L1s5VKK0
>>511087194Never heard about duck dicks but I know everything about blind dogs.
>>511087232>Click the link>Gets Mogg'ed>>511087315My sweet innocent little mind, it took me a while to figure out what you meant, ew
Duck dicks is also disgusting, be warmed
>>511086998>...AI right?100% real.
>>511087194Yeah, the coiled drain cleaners of doom.
>>511086246>https://www.reddit.com/r/brighton/comments/1m6l6ec/man_in_brightonhove_stalkingharassingfilming_me/>"100%, there are plenty of white men who are obnoxious to women, it is a multi racial issue."These people are beyond reach.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cj61l5r3ggzo is it a BAME
Why is english pizza like this?
>>511087611i saw a plump and happy chappy make a full english pizza on tiktok the other
it's exactly what you think it is and i kinda want to try it
>>511087679Try eating a bullet
>>511087611>That picOk I'm out, whatever sick game we are playing here, you won, ok? I yield. Make sure you turn off the lights when your finished
>Runs to puke
>>511087741mate i know you have a small willy but don't be too hard on yerself you can always use yer fingers
Nogs in the comments of this guys chicken video lmao
>AYO WHERE DEM SESUNIN??
>AYO BRUH DUN WASH HE CHIGGUN??
>>511081512 (OP)I forgot that Children of Men is basically agitprop. >imagine a world where Britain did something about illegal immigrants
>imagine a totaltarian government that is far-right>imagine the saviour of mankind is blackThe final act is still utter kino. Watched it in the cinema and feel embarassed I brought along my right-wing pals under the pretense it's a banging movie.
>>511087907https://youtube.com/shorts/HKvwztMsTlg
>>511087878Aren't pakis notorious for their tiny penises?
How do I stop the poo getting on my bum
>>511087949you seem to be pretty informed on the matter so do enlighten us of your experiences at the bath houses brucey
>>511088042Dunno man, I was asking because you're clearly pakistani.
44 dogshit off topic posts
>>511088124>more abbo mumbo jumbogive it a rest you genetic freak
>>511088167And many more to come next thread, I assure you
>>511087996https://www.amazon.co.uk/Nothosaur-Strap-Flared-Couple-Fantasy/dp/B0BSGJT33N
>>511088167fuck me you must be bored
>>511088167>off topicsince when did we have on topic posts?
>>511086246imagine getting overpowered by that lmao
>>511088216fucksake that'll be on my search history now
>>511088244Fuck off you boring pakistani twat
>>511086246Where's Charlies mate you need him?
>>511087949Allegedly (probably) Muhammad had group sex with jinns in the desert one night and his tag on along mate was like wtf and Muhammad came back after, all sweaty and shit and his excuse was that he was preaching to them all night. Muslims defend this by saying actually he was preaching to people that were known by a different name back then who came from the Pakistan area, who by happenstance were known to have big dicks
https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1947644714728955913?s=46
>>511088321sorry mate all i'm hearing right now is "majumbda goonga wonga pingu bingoo"
>>511087924>mfw i actually want the government that exists in V for vendetta and thought that evie and V were basically cunts
>>511088498Why do you even post in these threads? You're obviously not english so you have no reason to be here.
>>511088558You're talking about a completely different movie I didn't mention in my original post, retard.
>>511088244politics board retard
>>511088587It's josh
just like the kike flag is
>>511088587mate check this instrument out! it's like a big wood tube that sounds like farts
this is the future mate
>>511088498Well don't be rude, your mum is shouting you for tea
>>511088659how about this for a political discussion topic: should we legalise prostitution so your mum finally pays some tax then?
votes in favour say "aye"
>>511088820it's not normal to be living with your mum past 21 mate
you've done yourself
>>511087461>Gets Mogg'edI can't cure you're ignorance. Only you can do that.
>>511088833How about I stab your mum to death since we know her full name?
>>511088947shut yer pie hole lad as if you can afford a flight to london from alice springs anyway
>>511089081So she lives in london? Good to know
>>511087924>The final act is still utter kinoThe final act is
>they all lived happily ever after because the cavalry came galloping over the hillyou stupid cunt
The film would have been a masterpiece if they'd left it with her just drifting in a boat with some dead guy for company...fade to black
>>511089081It's the argentine monkey.
>>511088650yes. ?
and ?
>you can only discuss the movie i mentioned stfu lol
>>511089153what you gonna do knock on every door in watford?
keep is posted cunt
>>511089184fucking hell he's absolutely obsessed
fuck me man
>>511089318pole ticks board more like
cus that's exactly what he is
>>511089394Go back to /r9k/ you sad cunt.
Before I stab your mum to death.
>>511089456ooh youre hard lad i'm well frightened
