Thread 511296722

White shirt oblivious

>>511296722 (OP)
I understand lifting to get in shape. I understand lifting to get buff. I understand lifting hardcore. But I never really understood the need to go completely overboard with shit like this. Now he will probably never be able to do squats again at any weight. Was it really worth it?

>>511297990
What did he break anyway?

>>511298180
Tore something or prolapsed his anus. Or it's fucking nothing and he just failed the lift.

>>511298180
His pride

>>511298364
Sheeeit, I saw ball lightning once, happened during the biggest hail storm I ever seen, got off the bus and was getting pelted with 2inch diameter ice balls. Me and my neighbor ran to his barn to get cover and lightning struck the weather vane just as we were getting to it then this huge glowing orb rose out of the ground and we ran screaming like babies into his house and his dad asked if we had been smoking Marijuana (we were 12 lol)

>>511298153
This is retarded. You can clearly see the way it's leaning.

>>511298000
Imagine being his neighbor as he is blasting fireball explosions late at night and into the early morning

>>511298153
Why cut down a beautiful old tree like that in the first place?

>>511298466
toll paid

>>511298153
what a beautiful tree
deserved

>>511298232
impressive, but expensive and short lived for what it is

>>511298797
those things are way smarter than you think
some guy destroyed a nest with the long arm of an excavator and the wasps immediately went to the cabin to sting him

>>511298153
lmao holy shit, the house is completely destroyed

>>511298610
pussy
>canadian
of course

>>511299078
what the fuck, they just stand there watching the kid down literally right at their feet? is that guy standing on the kid? and why is the girl needing to grab goggles before the man/dad kicks him out the water? looks like a fucking homicide to me

what the fuck is wrong with these people man

>>511297901
hahahahaha wow holy shit near the 1:30 second mark you can see the buttons on his shirt/pants start to spark on the ground, I wonder how long he was alive for the silly coon

>>511299854
That's just the way they are, doing anything to help someone else is not worth the risk to themselves in their mind no matter if the risk to themselves is zero. See that shit all the time. Don't ever do so much as hold the door open for a chink, they don't deserve it

>>511299078
>>511299854
they left him underwater for like 7 minutes, chinks are fucking disgusting bugs who don't care about other humans. They are the true narcissists/nihilists

>>511299854
>what the fuck is wrong with these people man
Believe it or not there are tons of videos of them standing around and not helping as their fellow countrymen die. Remember, this is the country that goes out of their way to deep fry animals alive and stuff like that, so I guess simply refusing to help is the best that they're capable of.

>>511298085
kinda shocking that the tree got so big in the first place

>>511298153
Why did they cut wedge into that side of the tree anyway? That's insane.

>>511299257
my respects!
>to me
>mad max
>is just normal well adjusted max

>>511298153
Based tree

>>511302598
>Why did they cut wedge into that side of the tree anyway? That's insane.
In theory this is the way to do it when you want to get a tree to fall in a certain direction. And it probably would have worked in this case, except they also started cutting in the opposite direction too. The tree was kinda leaning that way to start with so that was the way it wanted to fall. When the started to cut from that other side, that's exactly what it did.

>>511299315
I think I had a dream about this thing opening my front door.

>>511298153
Deserved... People who cuts old tree should be killed on spot.

>>511303399
The thickest trees I've ever been near being felled were only half as thick as that one and we never cut the other side. Just tied a rope on it up high and constantly pulled on it to make it fall where we wanted it to.
Does that not work with thicker trees?
>The tree was kinda leaning that way to start with so that was the way it wanted to fall.
Does that even matter if forced is being applied in the opposite direction? The tree wasn't THAT crooked in that video. If it's big enough, pull it with a car.

>>511298153
This is why amateurs shouldn't be doing shit like this. Well he can invest another 300K$ into rebuilding it.

>>511303666
based satan.
I guess, they were afraid that the tree might fall on the house. That is the usual reason.

>>511303781
you have to cut both sides otherwise it'll barber chair, but you only notch the side you want it to fall towards

>>511303781
You're supposed to cut a wedge higher up on one side so the collapse has a bias, these guys tried to cut 2 the same height so it went with the tend of the tree

>>511299628
AI bot response

>>511305517
you only cut a wedge on the side you want it to fall towards, straight cut on the opposite to create a hinge. if it's leaning you plunge cut and go outwards instead of inwards on the back

>>511305462
>>511305517
>>511305810
Yeah, that's big tree stuff. I've never cut down trees that big. Thanks.

>>511298900
Payback for that chop duegy

>>511296722 (OP)
>>511297901
Hahahaha still funny !

>>511303399
Wasn't a big enough wedge cut out of it for a tree that size. Or they would needed to apply more torsion on a around the top of the tree

>>511298085
Well built house, still will need a lot of work, but did its job to protect

>>511305810
Well if I need a tree cut down I will just contract anons to do it

>>511297901
I love the thought that the trucker may have stopped had they not been chimping out before he started moving. he just assumed they were still acting like chimps rather than chasing him for a legitimate reason

>>511298113
Did we ever get a tokyo drift movie soundtrack edit for this?

>>511298153
> backside wedge
> zero taut on pull cord
Wtf were they thinking??

>>511298656
Ah never saw this direct. Based. Happened near me. Because those faggots died, finally this faggot government cracked down on kikes whipping their pajeet shitskins too hard. Now the bosses also go to jail

>>511298232
Oh right a dragon! Ofcourse, what was I thinking?

>>511301910
Can you explain to me why chinks are like this? Are they all just living psychopaths that don’t really think or feel, just coldly existing? Any chink anon here who can explain?

>>511305462
the cut on the opposite side of the notch should be a few inches above the bottom cut of the notch, If that makes sense.

>>511298466
That unborn child was a niglet btw

>>511298715
> Females hunting

>>511298971
Fully vaxxed

>>511298153
They can clearly see that the tree is leaning to the right, so far that its center of gravity is way outside of the trunk, and instead of making sure its COG is on the other side by cutting off some branches or whatever, they put on a slack string...
These people deserved it, im no tree expert but I have a decent sense of physical reality.

>>511299358
Thats incredible

>>511301610
Does checking on that man violate the NAP?

>>511306165
he's avin a wank innit

>>511298656
That the hell happened here? Did these people think they were invincible super xmen?

> STOP ITS THE LAW OF THE LAND

Yeah your laws dont beat the laws of physics, why would you get in the way of a multi tonne vehicle?

>>511306797
Context?

>>511299078
I will never understand the chinkoid mindset.. holy FUCK these are drones

>>511298656
Holy shit QRD?

>>511308481
use your imagination

>>511307007
correct, if you want the tree to fall predictably

>>511307088
Thank you, I almost felt sad and outraged on her behalf

>>511308481
driver in australia was high and speeding, got stopped by 4 policemen, pajeet in a truck slams into them while the driver takes a piss, kills all 4 of them, high dude films the dead bodies like
>look at them, absolutely fucked
>there's ya little computah
>guess I'll be takin an uber home

>>511308639
Was gonna say you rarely see dead police officers.

>>511307755
i get trying to cut it down on their own to deprive local lumberjews their gold, but even looking at the goddamn sponsored result for "how to cut down a tree" would have prevented this

>>511298153
Billy Bobs economy tree felling service......

We'll get er done....

Should have trimmed the tree first using a man lift, then fell the tree when it was a more manageable size.

>>511309484
> when you're 100% white

>>511298153
> when you're only 99% white

>>511298466
And nothing of value was lost, just another Golem created by Jewish manipulation.

>>511299174
so it uh, won't fall on your house

>>511298656
Looks like they got enriched....

>>511299358
>>511298232
Peak whiteness

>>511298364
I expected Terminator Poo to come from 2030 and shit in those railroad tracks

>>511310855
>so it uh, won't fall on your house
This. It was clearly leaning in the direction of the house so it was a disaster waiting to happen.

>>511305554
AI bot response

>>511298000
Would love to see a bodycam where piggers roll up to find a nigger shooting at them with this shit.

>>511309484
The big grey moustache reveal is probably the best part about this video. I wish he was my dad.

>>511298232
>This guy looks so feminine and gay
>HA! I KNEW IT
>HE'S MAKING BIG BLACK CO-
>Oh no I'm the gay now

>>511298333
>Instinctually goes to grab him without looking because he is so used to how zero G works and doesn't want his colleague to embarass the crew
>Finger barely catches pocket and hooks in
>In zero G moving weight is trivial so this is enough to pull him back a bit
>Clearly no visible string or string grasping
>Zooms in to prove this harder
>Flat Earth sub-humans still post this like a "gotcha" as though it isn't a declaration of retardation

Flat earth niggers are worthless sub-human vermin that should be systematically killed in a euthanasia program before they can breed and lower humanity's intelligence further.

>>511298364
Ah yes, Ball Lightning.
Famous politician and activist.

>>511298466
Mud Sharks are the Manlets of women.
They never learn.

>>511298797
I give the guy credit for not panicking and jumping.
my dad worked on water tanks. and one time his co-worker was 150 feet up and disturbed a hornet nest.
all the hornets stinging him and buzzing around him made him forget that he was 150 feet up. so, he panicked and fell to his death.
never panic, no matter what is happening around you.

>>511306991
most aren't like this but when theres 1.5 billion these things happen more often.

npc theory.

they dont really value their life and domain that much, its a quality carried from poverty opium times / communism and its an ingrained mindset.

>>511297990
If you want to be the best, for some reason, you have to push yourself beyond what is safe
People are dumb.

>>511301779
why do they have a vase of holding just sitting out like that? what do they use it for

>>511313104
Is that supposed to be exercise, how

>>511308960
>rarely see dead police officers.
where the fuck are you from?

>>511313104
why have i never seen this in the humor thread?

>>511313104
>Some Kind Of Girl Power na.webm
They jump like some sort of cartoon character.

>>511313938
Nah, i'm pretty sure it's suppose to be a tik-tok video.. they stopped the bouncing right after the camera was turned off. Cameras have a weird effect on people, i swear. People either tell you to fuck off, or you act like a giant idiot.. there is rarely an inbetween.

>>511299207
>boobjob scar
Puta

>>511298153
Disgusting filth

>>511308481
>>511308120
Richard Pussey (yes, that's his name, Dick-Pussy) was driving his Porsche 12km faster than the speed limit so he got pulled over.
While being pulled over the cops were going to impound his car, so he stepped away for a piss.
While away from his car, a poo high on drugs crashed into the cops and killed them all. Pussey posted this video ranting "looks at what they've done to my car man". He got several years in jail, while the pajeet got nothing.

>>511298153
Pagans will say this is the wrath of the tree spirits

>>511306991
This is what civilization looks like without christianity

>>511308120
>Context?
Half a dozen cops pulled over some druggie on the freeway and he started giving them a hard time as usual. Druggie was on the side of the road when some other drugged up pajeet in a truck came flying through and cleaned up the first guy’s car and the coppas standing nearby. The first druggie then whipped out his phone and took that video while making fun of the dead cops. The media branded him as worse than hitler but he didn’t actually do anything wrong. The court had nothing on him but eventually weaselled into a “failed to give adequate help” charge or some crap so he’s in prison for a short while (what kind of help are you supposed to give to someone chopped in half?). As you might expect, the media was radio silent on the pajeet.

>>511316786
would

>>511298153
Bob should've pulled harder on the rope!

>>511302598
He saw that that's the way to do things after watching vids on Youtube.

>>511318073
Nah mate the pajeet got 22 years. Media kept that on the down low. Can’t have people directing all that manufactured rage at the real culprit.

>>511319574
I'm just now finding that. I guess they took longer to produce Singh's sentence as they were also investigating the company.
>My boss shouldn't have allowed me to drive while on drugs.
Pajeets are going to make life a living hell for native truckers. I can totally the gov. instituting piss tests by the side of the road.

>>511299174
Cuz it gets leaves on my car and I got to pick up the damn sticks from the yard >:(

>>511315783
Clotheslined by your own weight lmao

>>511298862
German flag on his back. Who says Germans can't be funny?

>>511299854
Why do you call bugs "people"?

>>511320617
When that happens it's not voluntary on their part.

>>511321143
True, but that makes it even funnier.

>>511321143
kek.

>>511307875
You're liable for their medical bills if you help. At least that used to be the case.

>>511298153
Perfection

>>511309484
Absolute legend

>>511315408
There's nothing funny about vaginitis, anon

>>511297901

Kind of a drag.

>>511296722 (OP)
You never know what is enough unless you know what is more than enough.

>>511307875
Yes, naps are important in China

>>511298333
the bride of frankenstein hair always gets me

>>511298153
/r/mademesmile

>>511322521
>>511323878
Best not to wake him. That would definitely be a NAP violation.

>>511318073
imagine losing your life to stop a porsche thats going 12 to fast on a high way