Thread 512086656

Sometimes I forget this happened.

And then I remember.

>>512086656 (OP)
IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL!!!
GOD BLESS THE TROOPS!!!!
I LOVE JESUS!!!!!
I LOVE DONALD TRUMP!!!! ORANGE MAN BEAUTIFUL!!!!
DUH WOKE DEAD!!!!
>shits pants and eats it

>>512086656 (OP)
>I DON'T KNOW, BUT I'VE BEEN TOLD
>WE'LL DIE FOR ISRAEL BEFORE WE GET OLD

>>512086656 (OP)
i think the problem is that they are going too slow
theyre not even unsynchronized
it just looks weird to march that slowly

>>512087386
>THIS IS A MARCH, THIS ISN'T A RACE
>AT LEAST I'M NOT SITTIN' ON MY ASS AT EGLIN AIR FORCE BASE

>>512086656 (OP)
I liked it. I appreciated how they gave details and stats of all the equipment they were showing off. The USA is a cool place so it was nice seeing its kick ass military getting shown off. I hope they keep the trend going.

>>512086656 (OP)
I think the narrow walkway makes it look small. The US needs a big ass square in their capitol so they can have these things

why are they all shuffling around like they have a dildo stuck up there ass

>>512089423
>Jew who fled from Ukraine to Canada to avoid fighting for his country
>"Yeah, go USA! Kick Russia's ass!"

>>512092186
>Kike nigger that hates his country because he has to pay for his tranny surgery seethes at those who like the USA
Like pottery

>>512086656 (OP)
>pans to a retard paratrooper when the 4th ID are due to walk by
i tuned out after this

>>512086656 (OP)
Where's the guy with the drone? Still makes me kek to this day

>>512089423
>The USA is a cool place
Incorrect
>kick ass military
Incorrect
>showing off
Tachibana Highschool mogged the USA

>>512086656 (OP)
I thought being soft sissy at military parade is an American tradition as the parade is showing power to its own people and this is totalitarian?

Many people admire your tradition and I think it is bettern than USSR / China style muh CoOL parade.

Stop being an insecure cuck you fucking fat fuck

what i am seeing is an army that put efficiency over performance and doesnt force their military men to over 1000 hours of tired, frustration and repetitive practices to synchronize them as much as possible when in reality all those robotic moves wont count for shit because some white collar guy sitting in his office pressing the button for the drone to strike can wipe out 100s of them in a blink.

>>512086656 (OP)
>>512099221
>leisurely strolling instead of actually marching
Americans havent won a single war, and it shows. Its just too sad to look at.

>>512099549
>british flag
>army cadets UK sign
>americans

That second video is UK, not America. The Americans ARE marching, they just aren't marching like you do.

>>512086656 (OP)
>>512086741
>>512087150
>>512087386
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>>512095570
Israel getting obliterated while $2 billion in military equipment rolled down Pennsylvania Avenue? I remember.

This "country" is so cringe. So glad niggerball loving NPC's will be humbled in our lifetime.

>>512086656 (OP)
>viewer discretion advised

fuck yea it is

>>512099549
Yeah vatnigger, being ruled by a mob who collaberated with your enemy to get your "countrymen" deliberately killed to escalate a war, and then shit like 9/11 and all the faggotry that followed after is very very demoralizing, it's not like a vatnigger brained retard can even put yourself in their situation.

Waking up each day knowing you serve an oligarchy of psychopaths whom are obsessed with ways to get you killed fir no reason other than their abrahamic blood lust.

>>512086656 (OP)
fuuuuck even a small village could put something better together

>>512100080
You sound antisemitic, are you shure your handler wont get angry at you? I denounce the Talmud btw.

>>512099221
>>512099725
Gay army cadets march like the real US Army . . .figures.

>>512086656 (OP)
Embarrassing

>>512086656 (OP)
No discipline

>>512086656 (OP)
American uniforms are ugly and they can't even march properly. When North Korea seems like stronger army, you are doing something Wrong.

>>512099221
Britmutt and his gay faggy army

>>512101911
>Britmutt and his gay faggy army
They are cadets, not connected to the real army at all.

Cope more.

>>512086656 (OP)
As much as I like the US military, that parade was lackluster.
I was expecting something like the Chinese, Russian or North Korean parades; a true show of force from the most powerful military.
Even my country's annual parades are more interesting that what the US showed
https://youtu.be/I8BJFCeMUXc?si=Ahjf-fVcgz9otx7H&t=891

Maybe next time the US's parade will be on par as other countries, they deserve it.

>>512101683
>Be soldier
>Told you are going to march in a parade for the president in a week
>spend 3.5 8 hr. days in briefs reviewing how to conduct yourself as a soldier around civilians before being shipped to DC
>Oh wait fuck, forgot to practice marching
>Spend the 2nd half of day 4 drilling
>good enough
>Arrive at DC, get dropped off in a parking lot, and given a few MREs
>Sleep on the ground because President views you as playthings and didn't bother to make accommodations
>Spend day 5 either on details or waiting around being told what to do
>"Why the fuck am I spray painting GWOT vehicles green? 'Nam was 52 years ago"
>Day 6 is interacting with boomers and asian tourists trying to look cool
>Parade day arrives, line up at 0430
>Stand around for 5 hrs until it is time to March
>Kinda sore and tired from sleeping on pavement and MREs have blocked up the colon and can't hear cadence over the sound of the tanks
>"We look like shit but at least this gay ass week is over"
>Hear that leadership is kinda disappointed in the optics but the NCOs just find it kinda funny
I would not have cared at all if I was in the army. Parades are for commies, dictators, and europeans

>>512086656 (OP)
>meanwhile, in sweden
https://youtu.be/CC8nVvnApyA

>>512102424
Nice.
They even look scary.


>>512102523
Don't make excuses mate even the Coldstream guards March better when going to the train station.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7c6rgKGquSQ

>512102645
>meanwhile, in sweden

Pretty good. Didn't expect that from Sweden.
Also, bet you don't expect this from Chile https://youtu.be/HYH4CYL1EcI?t=6215

>>512102816
They do this every year on 19 September, on live TV. People can go see them up close too

>>512095570
please see:
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>>512103084
Apart from American who march as though they are just walking back from the pub.

It seems everybody apart from the British do some form of 'Goose-Step' march . . .interesting.

>>512102021
Everybody knows the Marine is a bunch of faggots. 300 Men together in a small space. Sounds gay to me

>>512103679
Maybe because America is a young country, they haven't got their act together but their 'Parade' was a world laughing stock.

Their Marching was such an embarrassment, it was to America what 'Raygun' was to Australia.

I think Americans know it too but they prefer not to talk about it.

Take a look at their Navy Parade.

>>512086656 (OP)
Lmao if we ever went a war with this country we'd kick their ass.

>>512104141
We just don’t care because we don’t care about marching

>>512104141
I think average American has enough money in the bank account to not give a fuck about Euro poor marches.

>>512087386
They're mincing their buttcheeks not marching

>>512103084
Changing of the guards at the castle in stockholm, happens everyday. Most conscripts have walked and walk and stood guard.
https://youtu.be/dFF5VBDpybw

>>512104286
>We just don’t care because we don’t care about marching
Your Army doesn't seem to care about anything,

100 British Marines smashed 1500 American Marines during exercises on American Home soil. A few days in and the Mutts got upset they demanded a re-set.

>>512104339
They lie about their earnings mate, haven't you figured that out by now . . . .their whole existence is centred around 'being better'.