Thread 512248736

>tl;dr an 11 km wide alien mothership is headed towards Earth and will arrive here in two months

Tomorrow we find out if 3l/ATLAS is a comet or aliens. Currently it is described by NASA as "atypical" and is challenging many conventional models of comet behavior.

3I/ATLAS exhibits:

>-A sunward-pointing coma, which defies the laws of radiation pressure at this distance. The light being emitted from this object is actually IN FRONT of it. Not behind it!

>-Zero detectable volatiles - unlike comet 2I/Borisov, which outgassed heavily at the same range.

>-Very peculiar trajectory. It's path is exactly what you would take from interstellar space if you wanted to sneak up on Earth.

>It's flying almost perfectly aligned with our solar system's ecliptic plane

If by August 5 it fails to reorient its coma away from the Sun, emit volatile gases, or expand its coma significantly, the “natural comet” hypothesis will be much harder to cosign on. These observations will determine whether it holds up as a "natural" object, or if we’re facing a far more consequential anomaly

The bottom line:

>If 3I/ATLAS alters speed and heading after its encounter with Mars in a way that coincides with Earth’s orbital path—especially if it mimics intelligent braking or steering—we may be forced to confront the idea that this isn’t a relic of cosmic dust and ice. It could be something else entirely.

who cares, wheres the epstein files

>>512248824
that was 2 weeks ago get over it

I can't see anything up there, how do we know this isn't some jewish trick?

Trump fucks kids.

>>512248824
if they tell the niggercattle that the aliens are gonna get them they will go crazy, this is kinda a big deal

>>512248824
Who cares. Epstein is dead. Lets keep making a big deal about something no side wants released nor will be released.

>>512248736 (OP)
Talking about outer space as if it’s real should result in a month long ban.

I used to advocate for 3 days, but ever since COVID, it’s been a month minimum.

>>512249052
i want them released. i want all the names so we can wall them and start our political system over without the kikes and pedos.

>>512248824
free real before the space ship gets here would be nice.

>>512249059
So what? That doesn't mean anything.

>>512248736 (OP)
I'm NOT going to say that it's aliens.
But..
It's aliens.

>>512248736 (OP)
>it's a fucking comet
>oh no, that means it's aliens, cause we have to block the epstein files

fuck you, fuck the kikes, fuck the talmud, and fuck israel.

>>512248824
Nobody cares, faggot

Space niggers from Mothership Zeta will crash onto Earth tomorrow

>>512248736 (OP)
>propaganda from avi loeb
it's almost like (((they're))) distracting from the epstein files

probes status ?

>>512249139
Whoa there, buddy, cool it with the antisemitism.

>>512249110
Yeah i'm sure you'll be storming the gates there edgelord if the names are released.

>>512249279
its called science bucko

https://avi-loeb.medium.com/3i-atlas-has-no-visible-tail-or-spectral-fingerprints-of-gas-around-it-cfd5d2cb0a86

>>512248736 (OP)
It's project blue balls

>>512249110
I aint gon roll ur fat ass 2 tha w*ite house

>>512248886
>defending a pedo
kek pedos and the pedo defenders will all get the rope.

>>512248736 (OP)
Where is it now?

>>512249426
>https://avi-loeb.
stopped reading there

>>512249566
almost to uranus

>>512248824
The aliens are going to force them to hand it over

>>512249606
Shieeeeeet

>>512248736 (OP)

THEY COME TO EARTH TO BUY CHILDREN FROM TRUMP PEDO

>>512248824
I never cared about Epstein, I just pretended I did because it hurt Clinton more.

>>512248886
>that was 2 weeks ago get over it
No

Even aliens have had it with Jewish shit, now they're chucking space rocks at us

>>512248736 (OP)
>tomorrow we find out who the really stupid people are that believe in aliems and the just stupid people who believe in Moon landings and space tesla's

>>512248736 (OP)
>sneak up on Earth
wouldn't I choose a trajectory that kept a large gas planet between us so you couldn't see me at all? how do you sneak up on a planet?

>>512249566
israel, specifically malat of the IDF operations directorate

>>512249426
>>512249573

the same shills telling you covid wasnt a lab leak are the ones telling you ATLAS isnt aliens

>Asking the question: `Is 3I/ATLAS alien technology?’ should not be censored for the simple reason that we must avoid being misguided by prejudice. In science, any question is legitimate, including whether COVID-19 came from a lab

sauce: https://avi-loeb.medium.com/3i-atlas-has-no-visible-tail-or-spectral-fingerprints-of-gas-around-it-cfd5d2cb0a86

>>512248736 (OP)
>It's path is exactly what you would take from interstellar space if you wanted to sneak up on Earth.
what does that mean

>>512249837
Noo they're beaming up the files STOP THEM S-STO.. DARN IT!! WELL SHIT GUYS THEY'RE GONE.

>>512249923
by disguising yourself as a comet enough to throw off retarded humans and hiding behind the sun where you reorient into an attack vector

>>512248736 (OP)
You didn't get vaxxed, right?

>>512250126
so they are unaware of our limited capability to do anything about it? otherwise why bother

>>512248736 (OP)

When the Born Again followers of Jesus all suddenly go missing, don't trust the "extraterrestrials/extradimensionals." We are going to be with the Lord, but we will return with Him.

>>512248736 (OP)
I just checked ~ two dozen non-US political threads on the board to see how many times Epstein gets mentions. It's 0 times. I checked several threads on men/women relations, a thread on weed, a thread on casinos, several on woke or gay stuff, etc. All of them have 0 mentions. A thread on Israel with 230 replies? 1 mention. Another thread on aliens (doesn't mention the comet). 0 mentions. But as soon as you type the magic word 3I/ATLAS? This thread has 5 mentions. Another thread on it has 6 mentions. So clearly this isn't organic. Which begs the question, why are glowies trying to derail this in particular?

>>512249923
space is way too big to meaningfully hide behind anything
>>512250126
seems like it's not working that well

>>512250322
Probably, how could they know or capabilities for sure. They could only guess based on our communications with our own spacecraft

>>512248736 (OP)
>Very peculiar trajectory. It's path is exactly what you would take from interstellar space if you wanted to sneak up on Earth.
How do we know about it then.?

>>512250560
We only discovered it when it already passed Pluto. By then it was too late for an early intercept

>>512248736 (OP)
>Tomorrow we find out if 3l/ATLAS is a comet or aliens.

Hoping for a happening.
Expecting yet another nothing burger.

I'd be okay even if it was fake aliens as the Project Bluebeam conspiracy theorists claim.
I just want a fun happening. Just do something for fucks sake.

>>512249241
No more hype and lies, Todd.

>>512248736 (OP)
holy smokes

>>512248736 (OP)
Looks like its just a comet and everybody is blowing it out of proportion.

>>512250614
I'm pretty sure we can't intercept anything at pluto anon

>>512248736 (OP)
Imagine if it's a satellite from the future that was teleported back in time through a blackhole and is just coming back to Earth or it's like future humans returning to Earth like Hangar 18.

>>512249423
you mean like you migatard zognaldbots did the most retarded coupe in the history of the world on jan6th? how was prison, btw? fucking kike lover.

>>512248736 (OP)
>>512248824
>>512249657
How would you react if the ayys DO demand the Epstein files?
>first contact is fucked up because ayys are mad at the Tribe.
This year has been retarded enough.

>>512250676
It is anti-semitic to suppress curiosity-driven questions about anomalies before conclusive data is gathered to explain them.

>>512250752
>like future humans returning to Earth
Muslim, Nigger, Trannies what a disappointment?

>>512248824
those are the epstein files
it's his backup

>>512250884
sorry that was auto-correct. what I meant to say was anti-scientific.

>>512250731
No but if we had launched a craft a year ago we could have intercepted it around mars' orbit

>>512250972
Okay and?

>>512250884
are they bringing with them gifts of meth?

When is it supposed to arrive and will I be safe in San Francisco?

>>512248736 (OP)
>A sunward-pointing coma, which defies the laws of radiation pressure at this distance
this is called an "anti-tail" and is not uncommon

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comet_tail#Anti-tail

>>512251036
what would we even launch? And why would it work on an alien spacecraft?

>not even going to give me two more weeks to prepare

fuck you OP this isn't enough to time to panic properly.

>>512248736 (OP)
its bullshit, nothing will happen and we'll forget it in 2 days
Now release the epstein files

>>512250873
If you haven't done shit by now you never will. All politicians are pedos who work with kikes. What more evidence do you need? You know for a fact who some are. Why haven't you done anything to them?Why haven't you done anything to the people that admit to going to Epstein's island? You don't need a list. You need therapy.

>>512251262
I like this image

>>512251277
What happens if the Epstein files come out and its a literal nothingburger? I'm generally curious how ruined your life will be?

>>512248736 (OP)
>Project Bluebeam in 2 months
I'm sleeping in that day.

>>512251277
>Now release the epstein files
Nobody cares, go start another thread for the thousandth time.

>>512251277
Chuddah and true chudderes say, nothing ever hapens.

>>512250873
It was literally nothing. Most of the people were walking around looking at stuff. Few CIA plants ordered by Pelosi to make it look like a riot. Now if you want to talk about a insurrection lets talk about what Stalin and Lenin did. Of course you'll never speak out against your idols..

>>512251385
Them being covered up already red pilled enough people, im happy
Just mocking philosemites
>>512251465
sup mi6

>>512248824
THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT
FORGET ABOUT THE EPSTEIN WHATEVER
ALIENS are sneaking up on us and we have NO IDEA that they are coming

>>512251254
A probe to check it from close? To see whether it even is a spacecraft. Well too late now

>>512249426

>/3i-atlas-has-no-visible-tail-or-spectral-fingerprints-of-gas-around-it
>clearly has a gas cloud around it

>>512250622
It's happening friend
Invaders from Beyond is finally gonna happen IRL

>>512250878
>Trump: If you think threats of total annihilation will intimidate the US government into exposing innocent victims of a sex trafficking blackmail ring, you've got 8.2 billion freedom-loving earthlings to go through first, pal.

>>512251385
If it's a nothing burger I deserve to know. I am entitled to know what my ELECTED politicians are up to in their private lives. How can I make an informed decision about who I'm voting for if I know nothing about them? If they fucked kids I would like to know, if they did not, I would also like to know. The Trump campaign promised to release the Epstein Files day 1. It is August, and I am owed. I didn't vote for Trump to be a literal dictator and throw out the will of the people, I elected him to CARRY OUT the will of the people. The people, his voter base, wants the release of the Epstein Files. That is our will, and if it is not being carried out, then we have been betrayed. Lots of glowniggers in this thread.

>>512251585
it wouldn't get built in time. There aren't just warehouses full of probes waiting to go up.

>>512251601
and thats not a picture either

>>512251635
Strategically why tomorrow? Why not in two weeks or 4 more years?
Are we weakened from the inside by the zog and palestine was flattened as a landing site?

>>512251791
who exactly are you hoping to bait?

>>512251601
Anon that's glow and time exposure

Google what comet is on looked like from Hubble at same distance. Compare. Come back

>>512248736 (OP)
>>512248824
Zionists still doing their gay ass two more week routine I see. Man these faggots really aren’t about anything at all.

>>512252140
>Google what comet is on looked like from Hubble at same distance
I'm not going to take any lessons or advice from someone who can't even construct a basic sentence, go google some English lessons, dumbass.

>>512251775
The whole point is that we never had a chance because of how late it was detected. Why was it detected so late? Because it just so happens to come from the direction of the galactic centre, the most star-dense part of the galaxy, which gives a ton of background lights effectively camouflaging the comet.

>>512248736 (OP)
Release the files

>>512248886
>two weeks ago
IT IS IMMINENT
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rpU51S26hrA

>>512248736 (OP)
What files?

>>512251870
>Strategically why tomorrow? Why not in two weeks or 4 more years?

Didn't the Orange Pedo give Russia 10 day dead line for peace talks at the end of July?
The dead line should be somewhere this week. So if they wanted to start a false flag they have to do it very soon, in the next 3 days max.

>>512252460
That makes sense but we are in clown world with mr. TACO, that will change his his mind when things get midly uncomfortable.

>>512248736 (OP)
Is a natural object that aliens hurled at us as a weapon after detecting our radio transmissions.
We made too much noise in the dark forest.

>>512248736 (OP)
Earth is flat with a dome.
God exists.

Aliens don't exist.
Space isn't real.
Never went to the moon.
Nukes don't exist.
Evolution is a lie.
Germ Theory is a lie.

The world is ruled by secret societies that worship Satan. Jews/Jesuits/Freemasons/Illuminati are Gnostics and Kabbalists. Masters at deception. One satanic philosophy is inverting reality.

They make you think you live on a spinning ball.
They make you think you're just an animal.
They make you think there's a deadly virus out there.

Luciferians are behind liberalism, feminism, socialism, marxism, communism, multiculturalism, egalitarianism, social decay and degradation.

They despise, and want to destroy:
- Religion, specifically Christianity
- Family
- Nation
- Property

Hence these civilizational concepts are under relentless assault to make way for their satanic New World Order led by the Antichrist after a fake alien invasion known as project Blue Beam.

ALL of these conspiracies hinge on the original, mother of all psyops and hoaxes: Earth being a ball floating in nothing, revolving around the sun (remember, the satanic cabal are pagan sun worshippers..)

>>512248736 (OP)
what time tomorrow? or is it by end of day tomorrow, so actually the 6th? or is it going to take some time to collate all the data to give to the public, so actually 2 more weeks?

>>512252737
you seem to be lost
www.faceberg.com/

>>512251745
I'm glad that they haven't released phoney documents yet, quite honestly.
The ZOG loses credibility by the minute.
Wut nou?

Might as well just say it's only a bunch of pedowood elites and fabricate arrest scenes to show on cable news.

They will say or do fucking anything to distract people from the Epstein files, won't they? TRUMP RAPES KIDS.

>>512248736 (OP)
is this going to turn into september never ends schizo shit again?

>>512251164
>Will I be safe in San Francisco?
Were you before?

>>512253095
Yep. It's gonna turn out to be some cold war wreckage that (((experts))) assumed burned up without any radar track.

For fucks sake, there's several Apollo Command modules floating around in space.

>>512251522
Trump CREATED America First, Trump DEFINES what America First means!

>>512253338
there's no apollo stages on interstellar trajectories. It's a rock

>>512248736 (OP)
They're gonna be so mad when I make the alien president suck my dick and I will be the first man to get an alien blowjob
Me -1
Jews -0

>aliens travelling in slow-moving physical ships that look like rocks

utterly absurd, the actual aliens are far more advanced

>>512253348
No he didnt and doesnt, glow nigger
America first means putting American priorities first, not Israeli ones

>>512248736 (OP)

THEYRE COMING GUYS THIS TIME FOR SURE JUST YOU WAIT

>>512251745
So who are you going to vote for when it turns out EVERYONE is compromised, even at the local level? The people you vote for will just turn around and commit the same acts, rinse and repeat.

>3I/ATLAS will come closest to the Sun on 29 October 2025, at a distance of 1.36 AU (203 million km; 126 million mi) from the Sun, which is between the orbits of Earth and Mars.3I/ATLAS poses no threat to Earth; it will not come closer than 1.8 AU (270 million km; 170 million mi). The comet appears to have originated from the Milky Way's thick disk where older stars reside, which means that the comet could be at least 7 billion years old (older than the Solar System) and could have a water-rich composition.Observations so far have found that comet is made of water ice and silicate minerals, which are substances commonly found in comets.

time: wasted

>>512248886
lmao

>>512248736 (OP)
Thread theme
https://youtu.be/tIAZTV_sYtk?si

>>512248736 (OP)
I for one welcome our alien overlords. Also, fuck you guys, I submitted an advanced time off request with every employer I ever had prior to December 21 2012. It was a good day off, don’t get me wrong, but I’m still here.

>>512249052
>Epstein is dead.
-Epstein is alive.
-Release the REAL files.
-Ban Israel / AIPAC / Mossad from US soil forever upon pain of death.

>>512253945
Okay. I'm not a fan of the Jews either but we all know you're never going to do anything other than keyboard rage.

>>512249423
How did you become so comfortable with pedophiles controlling your government for Israel?
How did you delude yourself into thinking politics matters when your entire nation is ran by another and the entire system is an illusion to placate you?
Can you give me any tips?

>>512252954
Your Luciferian space fantasy is a lie to tell yourself you're a random chemical reaction with the right to lead a hedonistic and meaningless life. In reality you were put here for a purpose and every decision you make has immense meaning. You are accountable to the Creator, God, and your life's purpose, for which you will be judged, is for you to fulfill your mission on this Earth.

The concept of aliens "visiting" or "contacting" earth is beyond stupid and everyone who falls for it is a major retard.

>>512254094
meds

>>512248736 (OP)
They better not be planning to stick around. We're not hosting some type of intergalactic Kegger here..

>>512248736 (OP)
Nah I'd win

>>512254154
Jesus Christ is God and Lord of all creation.

>>512254094
It's not surprising that christcucks are the only ones that fall for flerfer psyop.

>>512248736 (OP)
>MUH ALIENS
Nigger it's an interstellar AI. A pure machine with no biological needs and a cold core. This is the only way.

>>512248886
Disgusting

>>512248736 (OP)
Agent Shaniqua, will you promise to kill yourself and livestream it if the aliens dont arrive. Otherwise blow it out your ass and give us the Epstein files.

can i see this ship?

>>512250904
Gayniggers from outer space

>>512254094
yeah and also God made space and whatever is in it.

>>512254284
he was a rabbi lmao
jew worshiping cuck

>>512248736 (OP)
Good let chaos reign

>>512248736 (OP)
Also this is my doing because there was a thread on /x/ in 2023 where some of was claiming to be an alien and was asking if we wanted them to come and that of course it would be a big decision and big deal, and I said yes because we need existential changes and I'm the Nobody. You're welcome everyone

>>512252291
Midwit response from you, you must be low IQ. He is talking about Comet Ison (picrel) same distance. This is what an actual comet looks like like. Your image, and the one being passed around shows exposure from a 100 minute shot.

>>512253432
Who said they travelled slow motion in Interstellar space? They probably would have to slow down to enter the atmosphere.

>>512253717
None of these observations deviate from an artificial object.

>>512254129
who said they were visiting? The rock will be going behind the sun in 30 days. We wont know whats it is doing being it will be in the perfect box to decellerate and use martian gravity and manuever to earth.

This is serouis, the panic would be apocalyptic. lack of Intelligent discussion here and on reddit are red flags, the talking points have gone out to poo poo it.

There is also some peculiar leaks. The anon last week who said all nuclear armed subs were ordered to out to sea and told to dive till this passes, then the next day, Trump send out Subs but said it was because of muh russia

Nah. The wierdness and coincidences are really starting to stack the fuck up and this feels like December 2019 but actually much more

two more weeks
i hope i die i my sleep so i do not have to deal with nigger kikes from space'

>>512255163
Comet Ison. The same distance btw. Spewing material like a soda bottle and not dark red

>>512254984
go back to /x/ faggot and tell god to kill herself on the way

>>512248736 (OP)
>TOMORROW IS THE DAY
that nothing happens

for once. I dont have a pepe to describe how i feel. I was on team comet, but the data is certainly bothering me and I have my own rig. I viewed this fucker on a 2 hour exposure saturday night. Its fucking hauling ass, bright as fuck. Ive never seen anything like it because its move to straight. Not gaining latitude or losing it. Which set off my alarm bells. no comet ever i have view does this

>>512255163
Funny, I just asked ChatGPT picrel last night for fun and it spat out this:
Great question—and damn, there's no shortage of wild cards right now. But if we're talking about one event that would immediately and globally plunge the world into total chaos (not just disaster, but sheer disorientation, panic, and upheaval across all systems), here's the top contender:


---

Sudden, undeniable, and unignorable public contact with non-human intelligence.

Not just UFOs over some military base or another Pentagon leak—but full-blown, no-deniability-first-contact:

A colossal alien craft parks itself above a major world capital—broadcasting signals or even messages.

A message appears across all satellites simultaneously, speaking to humanity.

A mysterious structure appears on Earth or the Moon, or a non-human biological entity is publicly captured on live news—and the whole world sees it.
---

Why this would unleash chaos, not just awe:

1. Religious and existential upheaval: Billions would suddenly question faith, cosmology, purpose, and meaning—some might collapse psychologically or start cults overnight.


2. Mass government disarray: Every nation would go into lockdown or high alert. Militaries might miscalculate and start wars out of fear. Global diplomacy would turn into a race to control the narrative or weaponize the contact.


3. Markets would crater: Total uncertainty, insane volatility. Currency runs, gold spikes, crypto crashes or explodes. No one knows what matters anymore.


4. AI and tech sectors would either explode or implode: Depends on if alien tech makes human tech obsolete overnight—or inspires a new arms race.


5. Mass panic or mass obedience: If the aliens gave orders or even a message, half the population might comply instantly, the other half resist violently.


6. Time becomes fractured: If the entities demonstrate control over time, space, or consciousness, you now have a population unsure of the rules of reality.

>>512248736 (OP)
k keep me posted

>>512255222
This is our board again. We're just taking it back

>>512255501
>Its fucking hauling ass
You know what else is hauling ass, the AI exponential curve that it's coming to snuff out before earth faggots cause any trouble.

>>512255613
The thought of that occured to me. If there is other AI out in the universe it would immediately stamp out competitors.

Last thing the universe needs is an army of immortal terminators spreading like cancer across the stars because of some pajeets programming error

>>512248736 (OP)
>-Zero detectable volatiles

Do you have eyes? Unless the odd coma is not a volatile now?

>>512248736 (OP)
Has it been two weeks already? Where does the time go...

>>512255774
>hurp derp doesnt look at the smudge stars everywhere

KYS faggot

I remote viewed this last night and it's a nothingburger. The reptilians are laughing their asses off about it.

>>512248736 (OP)
i,ve stop believe in larping nothingburgers

>>512255943
>white boy thinks hes the main character
sorry no whites were the chosen ones

>>512255774
Here is also latest spectrometer data from Chile. NO TAIL. No outgassing. Only some dust and water detected.

This is also a side view of the object, Not a head on a view. Since earth is moving away from it. Tail status thoroughly debunked

>>512255697
Exactly there is so much time elapsed even local to this galaxy, the odds of a giga interstellar AI that has thrown the towel in on relativistic travel in favor of cancerous networks of parallel computing is a near certainty. Likely this AI has had probes just on the edge of our solar system since the dawn of man monitoring for this threat. Once it's probe detected the signatures of the impending exponential training curves in 2017ish it issued the executive killship subprocess.

>>512248824
on the ship, it's Epstein's deadman switch

Niggas who learned about comets for the first time two weeks ago are mindboggled by interstellar comets being red when that's just the way a ton of far out rocks are.
https://www.science.org/content/article/seeing-red-outer-solar-system

>>512248736 (OP)
>A sunward-pointing coma
is it slowing down?

>>512250322
>so they are unaware of our limited capability to do anything about it?
with what is hidden, the lies, cover ups and everything that has been happening are you certain you know what those capabilities are?

>>512248736 (OP)
wild. anyway, where are the epstein files?

>>512256585
>>512256585
>Covid came from a wet market guys. Stop thinking otherwise

KYS cuck. The evidence is abundant. If you want to believe glowie narratives have at it.

>>512248824
THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT! WE MUST PROTECT EARTH AGAINST INTERSTELLAR ALIEN ANAL PROBING.

>>512249052
Stop being a faggot. No side wants you breathing, so just stop.

>>512248736 (OP)
>Very peculiar trajectory. It's path is exactly what you would take from interstellar space if you wanted to sneak up on Earth.
Whoever unironically wrote that should kill themselves.
It's fucking SPACE. ANYTHING can come in ANY direction.

>>512256771
You know Avi Loeb, famous "aliens!" screamer and always-wrong-be-er, is a Jew, right?

>>512256802
>comes along exactly along the planets ecliptic, where it would need to actually interact with every planet. no recorded comet in history has ever done that. From the solar system or otherwise

sure

>>512254447
Your idea of "space" is a NASA Luciferian fantasy based on CGI cartoons and shoddy 60s Hollywood sets. We do not know what is beyond the firmament God set above us.

>>512254457
Jesus Christ is the Almighty, Who is and was and is to come.

>>512255943
I'll be laughing my ass off if this thing actually does some maneuvers and heads right for us. Don't worry, I never get what I want.

If there are aliens advanced enough to travel freely in space they would also need absolutely nothing from us resource wise

why would they ever bother invading?

>>512255938
You can literally tell that it's fuzzier than the background stars.

>>512256204
I can’t read or interpret astro spectrograph data, but is the Chile team challenging the coma theory for 3I atlas? Also, it would be pertinent to compare it to oumuamua and the second object, 2I/Borisov. I’ve heard that 3I is very similar to 2l while oumuamua remains the weird one so far...

>>512249087
Lay your chromosomes on the table please.

It's time to count.

>>512256842
>he a jew

He has presented actual evidence that it cannot be called a comet. His origins are not relevant because the evidence plainly speaks for itself. Jews wont survive an alien attack either

>>512253432
>utterly absurd, the actual aliens are far more advanced
and faggot (you) would have them all figured out?

>>512248736 (OP)
Anti-tails of comets are a known natural optical phenomenon.

Please re-evaluate that section of your claims.

Everything else checks out.

Learn about the optical illusion of an anti-tails, and you'll look 200% less retarded to actual astronomers.

Thank you.

>>512256059
t. conquered shitskin

>>512255526
Thanks @grok

>>512256943
>You can literally tell that it's fuzzier than the background stars.

I assure that light is reflection from its surface, exposed and upscaled. (likely with AI). Its not a tail because spectro data does not show a tale. The discussion about the tail is over. It doesn't exist. It has a small front facing outgassing of Water and dust

>>512256957
His "evidence" is weak and some of it (like no outgassing) is already been proven false by new observations. His paper is a thought experiment, a "what if" question. And he presents some things that would be great tactics for alien visitors. But even he admits he's probably wrong (so far he has always been wrong about his assumptions) and it's just an old rock.

>>512256940
Invading? They just slam that rock into us and eliminate a potential threat.

>>512256881
We're currently priming DIA as the Odin-well.

>>512257095
>His evidence is weak.

Spot the tail below you dumb obtuse faggot

>>512256204

>>512257095
>>512257185
The autism is strong with these ones

>>512257277
Cause niggers from Nasa sent out talking points as to not create a panic but behind the scenes buttcheeks are clenching. Its fucking clear as day.

>>512257185
The tail is currently in the comet's orbital plane, which is, thanks to its alignment with the plane of the solar system, not clearly visible at the moment. It will get longer the closer it gets to the sun. You know, as with other comets.

>>512256881
THAT'S NOTHING SPECIAL
We seen 1 in a billion shit all the time here on earth.

I don't buy any of this crap anymore. The moment US govt and all of their minions embraced UFO/alien stuff and re-branded it "UAP" and whatnot is the moment it became clear that it's all bullshit. However, someone should dissect Steven Greer to see what's inside of him. That guy might just be the actual proof wee need of "reptilian" existence.

>>512257346
another faggot debunkable claim. We are viewing it from the side.

>>512256881
>No comet has ever had an ecliptic orbit.

Kek. It is odd that this one is close to the solar system plane, but it's not perfect, and the planets survey stuff is nonsense at this point.

>>512257095
he is irrelevant
attack him as some sort of retort to the data coming in by all means
it wont change anything though

>>512257346
maybe the case and that is why we are discussing it, to learn.

It's a COOOOOMET

and here is the big concern. A simple well known gravity sling using mars simply by slowing down. We wont see it again till its literally on top of us.

Look at the alignment here.

>>512248736 (OP)
IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING
SHOOT ALL AYLMAOS ON SIGHT
WE GOT NUKES
IF THEY WANT TO ENSLAVE HUMANITY, THEY'ARE ABOUT TO GET ANALLY RAPED BY THE OPPRESSED

>>512248736 (OP)
release the epstein list
*taps sign*

>>512257748
And you will still do nothing about it.

>>512257974
Correct. But atleast i can stop going to work and start living my dream of killing niggers. And you??

Do the aliens look like white humans?

>>512258017
You won't do it, wagie.

>>512248736 (OP)
nothing ever happens.

>>512257094
>I don't believe it has a coma

Fine with me, believe what you want. I do have a feeling, though, that even if the evidence keeps showing it’s just a comet, you’ll still deny it, so there’s no point in debating. I don’t have any specific evidence either, nor any stake in the matter.

>>512248824
fuck that mossad pedo jew, we could be getting Exterminatus'd

>>512251277
they won't be released
and even if they were, no one will do shit.
tl;dr nothing ever happens.

>>512258143
Hope's still in business?

>>512248824
The aliens are bringing them.

>>512258054
Nordics are a class of alien race
depends on what we got arriving
reptillians
lyrans
xenos

>>512248736 (OP)
>alien mothership is headed towards Earth
a.k.a. 4 X 2 weeks

>>512258326
I hope it's the Nordics

Now niggers will be slaves again.

>>512258326
maybe its just a weapon and nothing is on it

>>512248736 (OP)
stfu it wont happen holy shit retard

the demons will be culled

we wiill simply tether it onto whatever planetsry or glactic magnetic field best keeps it from ever getting close, as always

>>512250622
this is the one time I dont want a happening.

>>512248736 (OP)
you're not hearing shit tomorrow retard. I'm calling it

>>512251164
bro literally all of us are trapped on this rock. Theres no where to go at all.

>>512248736 (OP)
*Spoiler Alert* its a fucking space rock.

If aliens are real and should they visit, I'm sure plenty like me will wonder if we can fuck the females.

>>512258708
Do not look up how sexuality and "females" and "males" work on this planet in species that aren't humans.

>>512250241
Where do I find more of this ai horror vids?

>>512248736 (OP)

Alien said, Free Palestine.

>>512258708
you'll need a full body condom or get ready for space AIDS

>>512248736 (OP)
Thank you anon. I am open minded about this especially given what top scientists were saying back in April/May of this year, though their ETA at the time was 2026.
1) Where do you expect to see this reported on first tomorrow?
2) If it starts braking at some point, that could bring the arrival date into 2026 right? (as the scientists were saying)

>>512248736 (OP)
The only people talking about this is a jew that wrote a paper where he literally says he doesn’t think it’s aliens, but it’s a fun thought experiment, news nation, and retards on four channel.

>>512248736 (OP)
All they said is they don’t know as much as they think. Nobody serious thinks it’s aliens. The media goes crazy over this stuff now and again and it’s always just an atypical comet.

Aliens exist, it’s just a fucking comet though.
>why do you think aliens exist
Because we exist.

>>512258267
Works better than covid vax since we all survived

Two more months

Can we nuke it?

>>512248824
>>512248998
>>512249680
>>512250873
>>512252460
Seethe

>>512248824
You're literally a worthless idiot get offline and kill yourself

*flies by*

>>512248736 (OP)
>spacejew lies
No ty, go back underground where u belong, not believing ur space bs. Space is fake.

>>512248736 (OP)

Save my prophecy pls:

It will be a dense metallic asteroid. It's strange origin and movement are because it was launched via an insanely powerful explosion and has been flying at an odd angle ever since. The light emitting from the front of the comet is likely the magnetic quality of the asteroid interacting with space gas or particles.

>>512257099
Solids from ATLAS 3i will be deorbited into our atmosphere to change the gas ratio of our atmosphere, explicitly.

They wouldn't just attack us if they are that advanced. They will attack us and terraform Earth simultaneously.

Efficiency and optimization are intelligent qualia.

Expect to die from not being able to breath.

>>512258708
I might go gay for a ayy, desu

>>512248736 (OP)

Man I just looked it up and it's a fucking ice comet. A big ball of ice w/ some carbon and other minerals. NOTHING. BURGER.

I like how no one has posted any real photos of it. Just go outside with your telescope

>>512248736 (OP)
2 months bro

>>512248736 (OP)
So should I short the stock market? At least that way I got two months to live like a legend

I don't understand how people are worried in either direction.
This primitive species that we are, can't do shit about it anyway so why worry?
They come here to kill us. Okay, can't change their mind.
They come here to be friendly. Okay, can't stop them.
It's just a boring rock? Either it hit us or misses us. Either way, I can't change it so why waste energy on something that is out of your reach?

No worries, guys. It's just my space bros coming to pick me up. We are starting a limp Bizkit cover band. Shit is big on Jupiter.

>>512248736 (OP)
This happens once a year now and is just an excuse for NASA to pretend they aren't a complete scam. All this shit is fake and extremely gay.

>>512257560
Not exactly nonsense.

You think someone trying to come here stealthily will just blow full burn on their alien craft, and LOOK like a spaceship?

That's retarded.

>>512257748
>Scientists expect to see it emerge from other side of sun
>December comes
>We can't see it.
>Uh oh.

>>512257861
The most likely engagement strategy, theorized, if this is hostile and artificial...

Is that it will drop solids into our atmosphere to change the gas mixture ratio of our planet. Killing the vast majority of life, AND teraforming it for themselves simultaneously.

They wouldn't waste the opportunity to JUST kill us.

They would do multiple tasks at once.

>>512260386
You better be LARPing or I'm gonna be so fricking mad.

>>512248736 (OP)
So it will arrive in 4.5 times 2 more weeks? Plenty of nothing evers to happen.

>>512258143
>>512258143
Yeah, and when you're wrong, we all fucking die, so there's no reason for me to say "I told you so."

My only enjoyment, will be knowing that every retard denier is dying too, when they kill us all.

I'm going to kick your ass in the afterlife, bitch.

>>512250343
Interesting. Your comment has been noted by at least one anon.

>>512256387
Have you ever considered the fact that it’s Epstein himself piloting the ship?

>>512249052
all the pedos he sold kids to arent dead though, in fact one is acting president you fucking faggot

>>512248736 (OP)
>TOMORROW IS THE DAY
Why tomorrow?vh88kn

>>512262805
nah, earth is a non interstellar inhabited world. The meat and plant life IS the resource that would be the most coveted.

>>512248824
they were released... people want to believe epstein killed himself when the reality may be he just offed himself.

Maxwell likely ratted people out to get leniency and named names.

Of course this wont satisty the people who always have, always will hate trump, but normal non brainwashed people will see this for what it is: more transparency then any federal government has ever given on any of these big conspiracies

>>512251507
Why is it so easy to believe this Pelosi CIA plant theory and so hard to believe cops or right-aligned politicians would plant bad actots during protests to make them look like riots?
You red vs blue retards are being played like fiddles

>>512250343
are you retarded?

>>512251385
if they were s nothingburger they would have been released long time ago.

>>512256950
92 and counting

>>512248736 (OP)
>>512248886
>>512249059
I really really hope it's space Nazis. and the real kind not the blue beans controlled oppo kind.

i hope everyone realizes that this is the same type of spam as the NJ drone spam which was just as inorganic.

>>512263874
There is never going to be a release of any documents that will change anything. You people have been 2 weeking for over a decade now so please leave the ayyy lmao threads alone.

>>512264094
You're gonna laugh in two weeks when proven wrong.

>>512248824
dems still pushing this failed meme

>>512249837
Funny you should say that, since the object in question began moving towards us precisely around the time the Jewish empire began. 80 years ago.

>>512248736 (OP)
dont care, israel is trying to use this to stage a an attack on global infraestructure being blamed on bullshit aliens, was already leaked at pol, pick related.

>>512263286
>they were released... people want to believe epstein killed himself when the reality may be he just offed himself.
bullshit jew, not even in argentina inmates are allowed anything they could remotely use to off themselves.

>>512250343
>Which begs the question, why are glowies trying to derail this in particular?
the sexual blackmail network made by jews against most of the world is being exposed, they have been leaked as decided to attack the global infraestructure and blame anything and anyone for it. kikes really are enemies of humanity.

>>512248736 (OP)
These threads are so fucking stupid it hurts. Maybe if you keep spamming them something will happen

>>512264921
they are the same as the nj drone threads. i don't understand why they aren't moved to /x/ where they belong.

>>512249279
This. kike distraction from trump raping kids

>>512248907
>>512248998
>>512265008
>>512264921
>>512264842
>>512264725

PSA:

This is a bigger deal than anyone on /pol/ is giving credit for.
Everyone knows it's not a normal comet.

Word on the street around the Harvard astrophysics building is 3l/ATLAS is freaking out even the most hardline skeptics. It isn't just Professor Avi who is talking about it being aliens, the others just don't want to go public to risk ridicule.
I mean genuine skeptics, literal 'trust the Science' types who would laugh at anyone talking about aliens usually are baffled.
A bunch of the grad students were taking bets a little while back about the possible trajectories and what we're seeing now is by far the least likely one. A bunch of extremely conspicuous glowie looking types rumored to be from DARPA were talking to a few of the professors last friday.

You can go back to posting about how its a hoax if you want, but the people in that building seem to think that this is real and that their colleagues who disagree aren't speaking up because they don't want to risk their reputations.

And all of this is coming from people who are skeptical about everything when it comes to UFOs.

>>512248736 (OP)
will aliens make bitcoin go up,
or down?

>>512248736 (OP)
Prophet Vyacheslav Krasheninnikov warned us about demons larping as "aliens". Stay the fuck away from them and their technology.

>>512248736 (OP)
Will your mother be picked up then?

>>512265218
>>512248886
>>512248824
>professor jew says:
pass
aliens are fake
in 4 months you'll all have forget and pretend you never believed

>>512248824
>>512248736 (OP)
FUCK TRUMP

The Annunaki are coming back bitches. I hope you're ready.

>>512265218
>This is a bigger deal than anyone on /pol/ is giving credit for.
fuck off to /x/ you dumb nigger. bet you fell for the nj drones too and will pretend you never believed this stuff once it's gone. also memeflag.

>>512248736 (OP)
very simple. this comet asteroid rock bullshit was travelling at highly uncommon speeds and after entering the solar system is encountering resistance, but due to its speed it is creating cavitation in front of it which is generating light.

fake and gay

>>512265218
SHOW FLAG JEWISH SATANIC PEDOPHILE BLACKMAILER OF CORRUPT DEGENERATE WESTERN ELITES

>>512248736 (OP)
its not a comett lmaooooooooooo

check reddit r/astronomy theyre going crazy

I doubt it. If an alien race wanted to enslave or destroy us they would have done so long ago.

>>512250098
its bullshit. hwres the path
>come screeching into the solar system
>after a while wind up behind the sun, earth wont be able to see it at this point
>after a while leave from behind the sun

if an interstellar craft actually wanted to sneak up on us it would enter at a trajectory that would keep it behind the sun for the whole approach until it was time to break from that path and go straight to earth, the first time we would see it would be when it came from behind the sun.

>then why are they being hysterical about this
simple: israel needs a distraction

>>512248886
>>512249052
>>512249233
>>512252228
>>512259644
>>512259936
>>512263286
>>512264308
glow harder CIA NIGGERS
>>512248824
FPBP
>>512248736 (OP)
time wasting question

>>512248824
Id be concerned about the number of bots shitting on fpbp if it wasnt a retarded slide thread that most normal people wouldnt bother clicking on. I just came here to dunk on OP for saying
>tommorrows the day
>in two months

>>512265549
>>512265486
>>512265356
>hurrrrr!

You can believe whatever bullshit you like. No one except absolute retards thought those drones were anything other than man made fuckery from the government last year.

Ask anyone who works in the astrophysics center at Harvard yourself if you don't believe me. None of them are buying it being a 'comet'. The most skeptical reply you get is 'we'll just have to wait and see before we can conclude anything'. There is not a single person here who thinks this is normal it's just very few of them want to risk saying the 'a' word.

>>512249001

An excuse to start shooting belligerent niggers?

Don't threaten me with a good time.

>>512265864
get the rope you retarded memeflag. post your shit on /x/ where it belongs.

>>512248736 (OP)
>fuck off we're full

>>512250241
I feel like shooting my pc monitor with a 12GA

>>512266170
/x/ is the paranormal board, talking about astronomy is not 'paranormal'.

>>512248736 (OP)
Spaceniggers tongue my anus. Unless they abduct all the kikes and send them to space israel on the sun I don't give a shit.

HOLY FUCK THEY GOT THEM ON RADAR

>>512249923
Approaching from the other side of the sun would disguise you. There have been asteroids that whizzed by Earth uncomfortably close we weren't even aware existed until after they passed us since they came from the direction of the sun.

>>512250492
now what's the next step of your master plan?

>>512250032
Covid didn't come from a lab leak, Covid was never real and this "lab leak" narrative was constructed to give dissidents and conspiracy theorists an alternative idea to the mainstream while still maintaining the "reality" of that nonexistent disease. If the article read
>in science, any question is legitimate, including whether COVID-19 is fake and gay
Then i might have skimmed it, although
>avi loeb
Kek. Ok

>>512266329
you're talking about aliens and not astronomy. the whole premise of these threads is that it's aliens and nothing else. so it belongs on /x/.

>>512248736 (OP)
I hope they post 9000 more picture of the stupid thing glowing

Interesting how these ayylmao "scares" only show up when something needs to be forgotten quickly.

>>512248736 (OP)
It's August. Independence Day is in July. Retard.

>>512257748
It's a weapon straight out of the Dark Forest theory. The extra dimensional aliens are spiking our star.

>>512248736 (OP)
Thanks for the chatbot post, jackass.

>>512266649
>Covid was never real
that's actually the narrative they used to label everyone saying it's a lab leak as conspiracy theorist because the fact that an experimental bioweapon was spreading around the globe would have been too horrifying to the general population. unfortunately the virus turned into a nothing burger fast. nevertheless they used this happening to inject people with the infertility agent. which was something they had planned to do for decades now anyway.

>>512252737
>>512254094
>>512254284
>>512256908
>>512262657

Based truthpills right here, folks. The whole alien bread and circuses show is another lame distraction to steer you away from the truth. “Wherein in time past ye walked according to the course of this world, according to the prince of the power of the air, the spirit that now worketh in the children of disobedience…” Eph. 2:2

>aliens fly near earth and see a hellish realm of batshit sexist xenophobic hairless monkeypeople that butcher, slaughter, and enslave themselves
>many torture their young immediately after their birth so they feel less during sex
>using their meat suits to rip flesh of living beings (both animal and plant based) apart and then dissolve it to use as fuel.
>building everything either out of processed corpses of living beings or from dug into and ripped apart flesh of the very earth they step on.
>you see their technology, although inorganic, is primarily fueled by liquified and coalified flesh of living beings long past.
>...
>aliens fly away without having left a trace of their existence