Thread 512346768

The USDA and American Health Officials deem it a “single serving”

>>512346768 (OP)
a typical and ordinary burger “orders in” for herself and partner. It is (each and individually) “single servings” as such deemed.

I need the boss right now, RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>>512346913
I need that too, make it two, wife gets a slice I eat the rest, FUCK IM HUNGRY

The young Tot, distressingly, is served a “child’s portion” (as determined by the USDA and American Health officials)

>>512346768 (OP)
post hand with timestamp else this becomes an indian hate thread

>>512346768 (OP)
love these things
thirdies don't know how good we have it

Behold “lunch”

Many a burger Tot will be presented with a midday meal (picture relevant). Such is the American social and political and cultural pressure on the aforementioned that said tot must consume the meal in one sittings numerous times without complaint until enjoyment.

It is, as deemed, a “single serving.”

>>512346768 (OP)
>>512346913
>>512347083
>>512347284
Americans are SICK

>>512346768 (OP)
walmart used to have these huge sandwiches for like $6. i bought one every single time i went shopping.
nice, cheap ready made meal that was relatively fresh.. made college quite nice. it was like 2 days of food.

The young American Tot is served Dessert.

SUCH GLEE!

I am informed burgers tots are instructed from a very young age to “save room” for dessert, and in the course of a normal day will eat to excess in order to stretch the stomachs and instestines as so to accommodate the extra sugar and fat at the end of meals and thus “make room”.

As such their burger elders are much impressed .

It is a “single serving” as per the USDA and American Health Authorities, op cit

>>512347389
2 days?! What are you some kind of Venezuelan immigrant "newcomer"? I could finish that in 15 minutes tops.

>>512347389
>2 days of food.

>>512346768 (OP)
>deem it a “single serving"
Nothing wrong with that. The problem is when the package says "only 100 calories per serving* *recommended serving 4 potato chips"

That's a midnight snack lil bro

>>512346768 (OP)
That sandwich has been around here for so many years now it 's no longer edible.

>>512346768 (OP)
I could eat you in a weekend.

not true. you and i just have different taste in party food

>>512347329
I won't lie, that looks delicious and I do know people who eat like that.
But the label on that canister of weiners wasn't in English. Maybe she bought it from an Aldi or an import store, but I'm guessing she's not one of ours.

>>512347734
.. what kind of party is that for?

>>512347457
im not a fat cow bro
relax

>>512346913
Again :~(

Let's say theat this super sub has 1000 calories for 1 serving. Now, let's say that one serving is increased to 10 servings. Each smaller serving has 250 calories, but no one does the math!! The sub now has 2500 calories because no one cares to dispute it!

>>512347329
>>512347793
im actually impressed, that probably tastes good in a gross way but still its like she knows how to rack a single meal to somewhere around 10 000 calories. I think I now know how im going to bulk this summer, arigato fat german lady.

>>512347793
>oh ive never had party food, what kind of party is that for?
good one, dane. jokes aside the entire planet loves party food, whats not to love?

>>512347861
Sugar in spaghetti is nasty. She should replace that with salt and garlic powder.

>>512346768 (OP)
Burgers wonder why they're all overweight when this thing could singlehandedly feed an entire African village

>>512347984
kek i remember this image

>>512347798
lol then you bust me a thrirdie, fat is fit and you sound unfit. Have a burger, have some fries, down a whole cake, ringe it down with a milkshake and then top it all off with a tub of onion rings.

>>512347984
Now that's my kind of party

>>512347992
Just use some actual good spaghetti sauce. I recommend Michaels of Brooklyn if you go for a jar, best by far.

>>512347992
A teaspoon of sugar in tomato sauce is good for regulating the acidity but as we can all see, she used WAY more than a teaspoon kek

Ambrosia, food of the gods

>>512348049
Why would you want to do that

>>512347861
what the actual fuck

>>512346963
I fucking love those supermarket sandwiches, I like to get some cheap deli meats to add to them and then I can eat it for a couple days for around $12 after factoring in the extra meat.

>>512348120
I wish I had an equally bulbous friend to get into antics with.

>>512348881
I can demolish one in under 15 minutes, hell give me 5 and ill be pickin meat from the packaging.

>>512346768 (OP)
And they want us to forge closer ties with the Europeans over that beauty. Can you imagine!

HOURLY
YUROPOOR
OBSESSION
THREAD

>>512348881
>like to get some cheap deli meats to add to them and then I can eat it for a couple days for around $12 after factoring in the extra meat
Based. Upsubbing a sub is fucking delicious

>>512347861
Fucking WHY???

>>512346768 (OP)
^_^

;^D

>>512346768 (OP)
>$5.99
What was this, the 1990s?

>>512346768 (OP)
You can save a ton of money with Hentons. A Round Meal feeds three times as many people. And with that pathetic single serving sub sandwich, you'll never get a visit from Davis.

>>512348264
MovieBob is that you?

>>512350381
that sandwich now costs 59.9, right ?

>>512346768 (OP)

Why not eat that for 6 time over? Not in one go ? Fat retarded American...

>>512346768 (OP)
The thing you have to remember is that every regulatory agency in the US has been captured by the industries it is intended to regulate.

>>512346768 (OP)
Only $5.99 damn yo that's a steal what state