The young Tot, distressingly, is served a “child’s portion” (as determined by the USDA and American Health officials)

Behold “lunch”

Many a burger Tot will be presented with a midday meal (picture relevant). Such is the American social and political and cultural pressure on the aforementioned that said tot must consume the meal in one sittings numerous times without complaint until enjoyment.

It is, as deemed, a “single serving.”

The young Tot, distressingly, is served a “child’s portion” (as determined by the USDA and American Health officials)

ALAS!

the Tot.

“CHILD’S PORTION”

The young Tot, inevitably and regrettably, is served the “child’s portion”

The young Tot, inevitably and regrettably, is served the “child’s portion”