Thread 512860804

WE ARE BACK WITH REVOCATIONS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCm453b2uWY

Audio anon vocaroos:
Alvin sneed: https://vocaroo.com/1c7fVjUpRJoq
Alvin denies: https://vocaroo.com/1ebyqubkDQeg
Alvin sends a fag back to his cage: https://vocaroo.com/1mGe8w9TnwhW
Alvin introduces the board: https://vocaroo.com/12OktGxhEvlu
Alvin thanks anons: https://vocaroo.com/1oKk7bMKGe7P
Alvin warns about tripfags: https://vocaroo.com/1hksYvRAcSco
Alvin TND: https://vocaroo.com/1dTfvgLHv3R1
Alvin settles the nog question, featuring Pete: https://vocaroo.com/18HNJ4WiUUry
Alvin addresses the JQ: https://vocaroo.com/1muGA1mKkYa9
Alvin welcomes us back https://vocaroo.com/1cObvjNnoVNf
Alvin reads poetry https://voca.ro/1kKPtvkdohvD
Alvin gives swimming lessons https://vocaroo.com/1pJ6Pfz0crl9
Alvin enjoys his retirement https://vocaroo.com/1eTshRCltQf5
Alvin goes on Joe Rogan https://vocaroo.com/18DokXdNnRjg

Pete concurs: https://vocaroo.com/1fY0aT4RpBf0
Pete is here forever: https://vocaroo.com/1bHO2wjjHdEm
Pete requests snacks: https://vocaroo.com/1amo1c1c6Z5b
Pete gets frustrated while buy snacks https://voca.ro/1fNyBtvXh8CS
Tony and Pete get high https://voca.ro/17JDZLmPklmt
Tony hates the devil’s lettuce: https://vocaroo.com/1gMpHJ481SSQ
Plantation Randy needs his cotton picked: https://vocaroo.com/1iRG49OQyjz3
Randy Addresses Mandatory Buck Breaking https://voca.ro/1dA5PcdqmhTd
Louisiana Parole Board Movie trailer https://voca.ro/1b0JpOsDbZtT
Season’s greetings from the board https://vocaroo.com/1ln3jrCZtjid (12/14/2023)
Audion anon’s amazing response to the NYT article https://files.catbox.moe/cgmug3.mp4
Rogan and Musk discuss /lpbg/ https://vocaroo.com/1bXjW6LfBtK2
Alvin passes the torch to Prator https://vocaroo.com/19m2w5J0MJKQ
Ms. Stapleton addresses the lack of hearings https://vocaroo.com/1dXhLHqs7SAV
Memaw Stapleton in da Hood, Up to No Good https://vocaroo.com/149qjPyCQ0Iw
Chucky Tillis on JRE https://vocaroo.com/1gKjoZHFVAYo
Message from Kerry Myers https://vocaroo.com/1dnGdSBzhytU
Executive session BTS https://voca.ro/1li6y7YlYVzv

By anon
Bix nood https://voca.ro/17Kypbk0rHnd

12 Days of Parole by anon (added 7/18/2023):
https://vocaroo.com/1cZe2nYEnIvJ

Anon wrote a song about the parole board (added 8/14/2023) https://vocaroo.com/1fNyrKnqUqPY

Greatest Hits-Full Hearings
Pawdaddy: https://youtu.be/nRMsoFzBbdo?t=15492
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/387597996/#387604653
Poor Mans Hunter Biden: https://youtu.be/LGzwaji6UEA?t=5173
Guy who raped his mom’s corpse with a broom stick: https://youtu.be/m6tlPAVoZxM?t=1917
The Ballad of Zoe: https://youtu.be/jXwf59LXqEA?t=21028
Footfag killer: https://youtu.be/G3hanAHMId8?t=14049
BGC that ran over his wife: https://youtu.be/_BQsxZEJIOU?t=9283
Old man exposed as murdering not only his first wife but probably second by drowning. https://youtu.be/IUetEW78Z54?t=16438
Evil woman who pimped out girls to the cartel. https://youtu.be/kRXQOacdfyM?t=8259
Pawdaddy 2.0 except with anal rape and STD https://youtu.be/ysnsE0kFNBY?t=11591
Tard wrangler abuses tard, then forgives tard: https://youtu.be/b1wEJvdEqtk?t=10677
Louisiana coomvict: https://youtu.be/b1wEJvdEqtk?t=14949
Attic ninja https://youtu.be/iQB2ibO5FRQ?t=6323
Incest Kang starts abusing his daughter at 5yo https://youtu.be/KFIpiM2f1Bg?t=10674
SpicDaddy blames 12yo stepdaughter for the herpes https://youtu.be/hdViONbWQpA?t=6027
Maxwell Oilwell don’t want no parole https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9esOO-akoM&t=2715s
Mom called me a fag, so I shot her https://youtu.be/Q-CfrdwKGVY?t=4011
Woman pimps out 12yo, it’s normal in her family https://youtu.be/zt-3LC2GKMU?t=8092
Hitman who killed Barry Seal, Tony was his lawyer https://youtu.be/sIzfXRCJmkk?t=4018
He was jacking off in the shower looking at me https://youtu.be/umbmCCf4b6U?t=4879
Wincester arrested for incest at 14 https://youtu.be/x1cXFG5Lrbk?t=3405
Pawmomma: The Wiccan Witch of Molest https://youtu.be/llJxSSt9nC8?t=3135
Man has sex w/son and impregnates/marries 14yo https://youtu.be/CnqrgR9kT7w?t=553

Man rapes 18 month old boy https://youtu.be/FaA6ul0KZeI?t=3100
Tickledaddy https://youtu.be/FaA6ul0KZeI?t=7373
Arthur’s Quest https://youtu.be/FaA6ul0KZeI?t=9568
Baby Shaker (hard to watch) https://youtu.be/fB93_EwQGbE?t=4763
Man rapes 74 yo terminal cancer woman https://youtu.be/GFbfQ0FVpCg?t=13035
Pedo flew across country to have sex with 12yo https://youtu.be/m4v24jI9kLk?t=14812
FatDaddy vs PratorNator https://youtu.be/eyocCpnMSOw?t=5220
The Broken-Hearted Whoremonger https://youtu.be/2suGkIIEooo?t=2498
From bed bugs to sex slave https://youtu.be/JZ0EDaZmwhQ?t=4325

Shorts and Quotes Overheard at The Zoo:
Leg testicles: https://youtu.be/kRXQOacdfyM?t=6661
Most powerful speech ever: https://youtu.be/o6L7tQaxbzc?t=20965
Hispanic "Righteous Fury" parents scolding the illegal who raped their kid https://youtu.be/b5i2rZ6almQ?t=5847
Alligator wrangler loses trustee status: https://youtu.be/tXR0eTl6blA?t=7530
Husband says he owns her pussy, so she shoots him: https://youtu.be/tXR0eTl6blA?t=10789
Alvin comes in for the save. Chimpout.exe https://youtu.be/f7kV8RY5Vqo
Princess Leya https://youtu.be/JfTg6gL3SGk?t=8090
Abe Simpson speaks against his brother https://youtu.be/JfTg6gL3SGk?t=10508
Naked butt pic gets a writeup https://youtu.be/JfTg6gL3SGk?t=4612
Alvin calls embezzler a parasite https://youtu.be/xbsxN-Z8hs0?t=11254
I got 12 keeds and he’s one of the best https://youtu.be/KFIpiM2f1Bg?t=13473
Chair flipping chimpout https://youtu.be/2rwtwYXCGnQ?t=2042
Aspie Chomo, Bonnie scolds him during verdict: "No one cares about your spelling bee" https://youtu.be/2rwtwYXCGnQ?t=13847
Child rape victim marries rapist’s son and offers to host him after release https://youtu.be/iQHz9Qddt8U?t=14184
I love you more than watermelon https://youtu.be/a1RsHaFtxNA?t=7723
Rimdaddy https://youtu.be/HuVB07LYBYM?t=23069
Nog kills his wife when she finds out he is diddling daughter, daughter speaks: https://youtu.be/HuVB07LYBYM?t=30908

>>512860804 (OP)
o7 mr smith
got kekd twice by the thread timer

Wat dat mean? https://youtu.be/WMZ6zxZKqdg?t=10992
Agent Gumznteef https://youtu.be/WMZ6zxZKqdg?t=4565
Dadgum Wal-Mart bullshit country AF https://youtu.be/zt-3LC2GKMU?t=6973

Bonnie calls nog a retard https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqvIcOrhldw&t=7564s
Fuck y’all crackers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoObnU4i1fo&t=1560s
Sunglass Avenger destroys man who killed his father https://youtu.be/u5m6JQ4s5S8?t=5187
Chomo dragged off screen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EklUCY8bEoA&t=4669s
Free my man Gentile (short weird hearing) https://youtu.be/5BrTDMuDPcg?t=5633
Mandoo gentile comp https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ajo-GxeuPTM&t
OHH LAWDY TYRONE THE RIPPER IS STABBY https://youtu.be/sMbtAYjbRf8?t=2194
The police dog stabbed himself https://youtu.be/WXyXxnqzXhM?t=6189
Dike in excavator simulator https://youtu.be/m-tjtlPC2js?t=9856 https://i.imgur.com/53D1JAX.png
May I Speak? The silent chimpout saga https://youtu.be/VgrOTi8V5fQ?t=8622
Cat 4 chimpout https://youtu.be/de5b2h-ohgI?t=7287
The Vaseline rapist https://youtu.be/IaVxynRqWDE?t=13653
The funniest revocation ever https://youtu.be/jaiwtC2C7KA?t=3019
Female chomo wrecked by daughter https://youtu.be/R3vEluwCQvI?t=13285
Do y’all drink? https://youtu.be/WCK3YZRFtv4?t=1974
Das some BS bruh https://youtu.be/WCK3YZRFtv4?t=7405
Tim and Melvin’s excellent chimpout https://youtu.be/GFbfQ0FVpCg?t=10018
DUI inmate works at wine bar https://youtu.be/nqBHnkH4KuQ?t=8404
My brother is retarded https://youtu.be/H1wZVry6WaY?t=7330
I deserve an academy award for shooting him https://youtu.be/cYoPT9CTJLg?t=2855
Drug offender reports to jail with MJ in his prison wallet https://youtu.be/UOqYyEB5ngg?t=8520
Viet interpreter BTFO https://youtu.be/h7Gjgv0oLGo?t=11820
I wasn’t looking to have my parole revoked? https://youtu.be/Ec3KESEHmf0?t=2529
Man kills/rapes woman. Her sons speak https://youtu.be/eyocCpnMSOw?t=13902
Booted from Zoom https://youtu.be/fp-d_aARQZw?t=6196

TYB

This nog seems to be under the influence of a tranq.

Wig glued on zoo stream https://youtu.be/ubsHl1UuxuQ?t=1977
Reverse toll paid https://youtu.be/Jl-kkzNQub0?t=4611
He celebrated too early https://youtu.be/6hK7XC2DPQA?t=7123
Aunt Ginger takes a dump https://youtu.be/ekgNgXNvwJE?t=7093
National Geographic on LPB (they blurred it kek) https://youtu.be/uNOOcVEKx-s?t=4204
Tongue out chimpout https://youtu.be/87YKcX9HwSg?t=3144
The Alpha Davis revocation https://youtu.be/E2HIacRdJRg?t=6972
James Brown chimps out https://youtu.be/YE09Dm4jefc?t=6567

Chirps aplenty https://youtu.be/Hzjxm_1D1x0?t=6811
Chirp https://youtu.be/UApbJBAx5iI?t=10289
Dueling chirps https://youtu.be/KZUa02btdZ8?t=1799
Chirp https://youtu.be/F4iRFXllkK0?t=7737
Schizo Chirp https://youtu.be/mYftfHdInVc?t=3309
First chirps aplenty of 2025 https://youtu.be/1JmDmUMtUDY?t=861
Chirps (2/10/25) https://youtu.be/j1NvEt8o-xU?t=13173
Chirps aplenty (7/22/2025) https://youtu.be/0jtOze_CHZI?t=1983

>>512861095
This is epic mush mouth

TYB
WUT IT DU? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5jczes_nMI

Also got dam dats alot of revocations!

At least 11 cases today, with a ton of revocations
Get comfy

That nigga had no idea what just happened

this nigger seems kinda retarded

G'mornin gentlemen

>>512861389
It's like he speaks in mumble, trap rap. I couldn't make out a word.

Next up
>03 FLOWERS, AUDREY 00183680 B/F 03/04/1961 LCW 07/14/2023
> IBV WBR 03 07/03/2025
> 168801 SIMPLE ARSON > $500
> 90303 MANSLAUGHTER
> 168801 SIMPLE ARSON > $500
> 90303 MANSLAUGHTER

>>512861595
yeah boy

she killed her boyfriends wife and then set the house on fire

BOOMER TECH

Full docket

>On the morning of July 23, 1997, an employee with The Mowata Store found Pitre’s body behind the business. Eighteen hours later, authorities arrested Hundley, then 15 and described at the time as being a “teacher’s pet and political wonder boy,” for the crime. In his confession, he admitted to hitting Pitre once in the back of the head at which point he didn’t know whether she was dead for sure. He then made the conscious decision to “finish the job” and returned to strike her approximately 15 times in the back of the head with a length of metal or wood.
>Hundley was possibly going to be charged with manslaughter but by returning he bypassed the road to a manslaughter charge and was on the road to second-degree murder. He returned, yet again, to attempt to burn the body. When Pitre’s body was discovered by the store employee, it was still smoldering.

DAS A YUGE BITCH

Blaming a man in 3...2...1...

damn that is one hefty bitch

THE SYSTEM IS DOWN
>THE SYSTEM IS DOWN
THE SYSTEM IS DOWN
>THE SYSTEM IS DOWN

Welllll

What a fucking circus we live in.

>>512860804 (OP)
She wants to stay here and she was here for a long time and she is here for quite some time.
3 meals a day and a place to sleep.

She tried to learn to read but welllllll

does LPP exclusively hire convicted murderers?

>>512862430
Leaded gasoline was a hell of a drug

these fuckers always mention technology and social norms. do they do anything other than teach them how a iphone works and tell them not to say nigger and faggot?

MAN BLAMED
>MAN BLAMED
MAN BLAMED
>MAN BLAMED
who was keeping time

well this isn't helping

>>512862665
they need to get up to speed on jeet gift card scams and so on

>>512862177
>THE SYSTEM IS DOWN

>"how yu guyz doin?"
>stony silence

GM frens and TYB/ahoy listanon
>>512861400
>>512861411
I'm strapped in

Welllll she stabbed his wife to death and set her on fire

these guys must live in such a nice neighborhood

She learn her lesson yo honnah
she wont be burnin down no mo houses, fine as you please suh
so please let her out of this here prison so she can com on home
thank you yo honah

>>512862413
Sheryl was kinda of a thang to fuck when she was younger. She got blood in her.

>>512862817
Hey fren

Looks like this niggress has been up for parole with the board before
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6FlRc8YCzA

Not her first rodeo

>>512863144
She can't remember what crime sent her to prison for 5 years.

>>512863056
GM Fren

>>512863222
nice digits fren

Sheryl right now: Holy shit it's going to be a long day.

of course LPP wants to help this fine lady

>Attacked from behind while she was getting ready for work
>Attacked with a vase to the head from behind
>Stabbed with an ice pick
Imma take a chance on 'ya

Fairly articulate for a niggress, and of course loud... i can at least hear what she is saying with that shitty mic set up they have in the room

>>512863542
Sheryl right now:
picked a hell of a day to quit drinking

ICE PICK

How did she only get manslaughter?

>>512863542
they were fatigued when they got out of bed this morning. they have to read all the files and submissions beforehand. imagine how much worse this is for them when they already know all the details in the reports. at least for us most of this info is new.

>>512863795
female privilege

>>512863542
My grandfather changed his last will 10 days before he fucked off. And he was a real piece of shit.

>>512863542
20 fuckin years inside and she can't even pretend to be remorseful, Jesus Christ.

Good morning gentlemen

okay but it's a nigger and there is definitely impulsivity issues with niggers.

clearly she learned a lot in the programs

nevermind the fucking "impact", did she learn to not icepick people? that's the main thing

>>512864045
What did you learn?
Don't be doin dat.

Pearl would have voted to release

>>512864045
You can't let people push you around

>>512863887
GM

>>512862804
holy reference

>>512864183
she voted to deny last time due to her "not owning it"

it's late but i finally found the pic i was looking for for the last bitch

>>512860804 (OP)
What a faggot pic faggot

I ponder about the contents of those filing cabinets.

that's a lot of revocations for today.

they sure do love saying "catch" a charge
i guess because the only part of it that's wrong to them is the fact they got caught

>>512864791
there's a fren who microdoses mushrooms for some kind of neurological or neuropathic issues. i assume bad AI is sort of how the world looks to him.

#4 failed to quit being a nigger
he caught dat charge

>>512864902
I always imagine a cop telling some nig to "Go long!" as he throws a charge at him.

>>512862119
RAPE AND INCEST YESSSS

bout tree fiddy

bout 3
bout 3
bout 3 bout 3 ma'am

>>512864904
Yeah? He also fags up this place with his inane 69 pbtid. Fuck that mofk
FREN

>I kinda refused to leave
>I kinda vote to revoke

>>512864904
>there's a fren who microdoses mushrooms
Shroomanon is macrodosing lmao
the other day he said he ate like 10 fucking grams

redundancy niggas

>>512865255
have you taken anger managment? maybe some thinking for a change?

>>512865301
Do he wanna talk sum sheeit?

>>512864904
Attention Whore. Worse than name faggots. Hope that fucking nigger kills his fucking self.

damn he's a rough 40, looks 60

>>512865444
numerals noted

>>512865444
kekd n chekd

>>512865532
I thought the same. I guess black does crack when it's in jail.

>>512865444
Checked and kekd. That is a good vid.

>being drunk is a misuse of alcohol
Um isn't that it's very purpose?

Revoke?
Do dat mean my parole is revoke?

>>512865876
normal people like to use the term "social lubricant" and pretend they don't have to get high to put up with each other. they call it "being well adjusted".

>>512866051
Are you the same anon from last week who was really upset that people get DUIs

push the button Cleatus

We were just here! How are you having tech issues?!

I feel like I haven't seen Danny in a while and I've missed him. He's a retard but he's kind of a funny retard even though he doesn't mean to be.

>>512866264
nope.
when it comes to driving drunk, i mean, hey, you gotta get your car home right?

>>512866666
who dat

>what is your plea to that?
>guh...

>>512866426
I personally think burger DUI penalties are pretty excessive. It's a normal people thing to do, even though you shouldn't do it.

>>512866459
Not even close, bro. Check these.

>>512866607
Awww sheeeeit

>>512866539
>It's a normal people thing to do, even though you shouldn't do it.

which is why the penalties are so harsh. they're trying to get people to stop doing it. that and a bunch of cunts who have since thoroughly discredited themselves spent literal decades lobbying for harsher penalties so they could feel like they were "doing something".

It's Rick James bitch

what dat mean

amazing how many of these idiots can't even keep their address updated with the parole officer even when not doing so means going back to prison for years on end.

>i take full responsibility
he has been taking his courses

>>512866831
Naw it's Clifford from Muppets Tonight

>i didn't know the seriousness of it
pic very related

>>512866984
kek

>>512863222
GM fren. I wish that anon would check back in. I wonder if they ever went on a date?

>Why didn't you call him? Phone goes both ways.
Shieeeeeet

>brandeshia is the gf
>taneesha is the cop
just run

>>512860804 (OP)
>WITH REVOCATIONS
Oh hell yeah, I've been absent of these threads for too damn long, let's go!

>sushi joint is a japanese place.
no shit

is it still going anons?

>>512866978
He learned that line well

They had this nigga back there making the tempura

All these bitches calling da po'lease on his stupid ass

his cousin is made up

hostage diploma?

>Seeking safety class
Who is seeking safety?

This is like listening to One Thousand and One Nights In The Hood

Graphic design is a terrible industry to get into now that there are millions of services that will do it for you for cheap.

>mitigating circumstances
do tell sheryl

>graphics design is my passion
heh

maybe when you're this stupid honesty really is the best policy

He'll be back
The worst part of not being careful who you nut inside is the fact a baby is going to forever link you to those bitches.
They'll call the cops on him again.

>>512867879
this or forgetting 7 days have passed and not calling the parole officer

>Going to college
He has his GED and barely can speak English.

>>512867346
>is it still going anons?
We've still got 10 more cases after this one

>>512867920
>dey didn't answer da phone
>guess I'll just not worry about it

>>512867879
when i first read this book as a teenager i thought "who the fuck would want to bring back Victorian era social mores and morals? why would you ever?"

now i want to outlaw divorce and make sex outside of marriage a criminal offense. bring on the fucking Neo-Victorianism post haste

>>512867999
Check'd and he sounds like ivy league material to me

>>512867996
They consider online and private Devry like schools as college.
Some associates degree you can get in 9 months and they think they're scholars.

He can barely read.... but he CAN read

This nigga sounds Z E S T Y

what conditions make him not eligible for a lawyer? seems fucky

This coon has a lot of tarantulas on his head. Scary.

>>512868186
I guess more tax dollars?

>>512868436
And loans they never pay back

>>512868394
Under Louisiana law you only get an appointed lawyer for revocations if you're literally retarded. Otherwise, you have to pay for one

>>512868394
basically if you can read you're not eligible. they give you a questionnaire and if you can read it to fill it out you don't qualify.

>>512868394
This isn't a trial they have already been found guilty and placed on parole and fucked that up.
For this you must be a retard to get a lawyer

>asking the cops to get your phone from the car
which gives them permission to search it
nice one.

Was he inside a vehicle??

>>512860804 (OP)
Thank you OP, based aa always.

what a bullshit ass story haha. he thinks he is in front of court and can weasel his way out

>Why were ya runnin, son?! Why not just say you didn't know the car was stolen?
>I had a fear-a jail, sir. Kinda in a bad space and sheit.
lmao...great fucking answer man, not guilty totes.

>How do I put it?
Nigger.

>3 felonies
just deny him already

lol dumb nigger actually surprised by this outcome

>May I say sumfin?
>NO

>May I say sumfin' sir?!
>Ma'am...
>*walks away*
Hahahahah dat nigga shook

Uh oh, he was sagging his pants. He is someone's prison bitch lmao

Stupid nigger.

>>512868394
*not eligible for a state appointed/paid attorney
he could pay for his own or reach out to the law schools or advocacy groups with pwogwams

o shit we got a Davin Canada later on

>retarded nigger story that makes no sense
>obviously lying the entire time
>surprised when his parole gets revoked.
fairly classic revocation hearing,however I was shocked that there was no babymamadrama

>>512869223
and Jimmy Stewart

>>512869154
Talking about girlfriend and kids when he sounds that zesty and sweet
The boys are clapping them cheeks during shower time

Awe man
*SMACKS LIPS*
>>512869154
saggin backwards = niggas

>>512869281
>>512869307
Exactly. He's definitley a member of the Hershey Highway Patrol. Here's a song you frens may enjoy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kUfQX_pmk8

>>512869268
>I tell ya, I didn't beat up that dame... it was Harvey!

>>512869510
I wish collage anon would come back and collaborate with draw anon

Revocations is a great way to curb these niggers from reproducing more niggers or at least slow it down.

>IIIYA
is it pronounced ThreeAiYa

>>512869755
das rite

>>512869755
fucking lel

the fuck is wrong with this nigga head

>>512869557
I miss radio parody songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kJ8kE5Kf3g

wtf

The lighting makes it look like this nog has a gigantic knot on the top of his head lmao

>>512870005
i think maybe he does. or he was hit in the head twice by kerry.

>>512869916
torpedo niggas

>>512868503
you were ahead of your time

>i was waiting for my attorney
shoulda kept waiting nigger

>>512870059
Reminds me of a character from that Dinosaurs sitcom.

>Nigga has his hand up like he in school after he just admitted he done a crime
>"I came in heah not knowin' wut wuz goin' on..."
>Sorry, you said to proceed, so we did and now it's Revoked, bye
>camera off
This is a much more enjoyable and brief format, methinks lmao.

Another stupid nigger.

>>512870186
https://www.wbrz.com/news/ldwf-dispatcher-arrested-for-fraud-using-state-database-for-personal-reasons/
>BATON ROUGE - An employee with the Louisiana Department of Wildlife and Fisheries is behind bars after she allegedly commited fraud and used her position to illegally access government records.

>According to arrest records, 52-year-old Katrina Burton claimed she owned an independent hair salon during the pandemic and used fake documents to get a large loan from the COVID-19 Pandemic Paycheck Protection Program. She also helped contract employee Illya Chaney submit a loan application, claiming he owned a barbershop, despite never having been registered with the Board of Barbers for any reason. Both received a PPP loan for $20,832.

>Investigations into Burton's bank account show only $616.52 of her loan was used on hair supplies. The rest was spent on personal purchases.

>You see what had happen wuz I gave all my private information to some fat bitch security guard who then used it to get a scam loan for 20K now I's wants to be free's
Retard

>>512870246
i can see it

>Has glasses
>can't read

This nigga didn't sign it?! Is that a first?

>>512870331
what timing
https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/founder-lender-service-pleads-guilty-role-ppp-fraud-scheme
>A founder of the lender service provider Blueacorn pleaded guilty today in connection with a scheme to fraudulently obtain COVID-19 relief money guaranteed by the U.S. Small Business Administration (SBA) through the Paycheck Protection Program (PPP).

>>512870368
Fucking kek. See, I knew it. Must be an extra from the show.

This guy's face is so corny it could legit belong to a Fallout 3 or New Vegas NPC.

>>512870331
>>512870575
It's crazy how many retards got heemed up trying to scam these Covid loans.
Even the red ranger

>"I'm a drug addict ma'am. that's what i do"
kinda like this nigger

>I'm not going to lie
lies
ngmi bro

He's playing the "I'm a sick addict." not realizing he will still be sent to prison to do drug rehab

>>512870814
It's crazy how many people got away with it too

>nigga admits he did a crime
>ALWAYS says "CAN I SAYS SUMTHIN?!" as if that's going to change the goddamn ruling
>Revoked parole and nigga makes pikachu face
like...holy shit, the IQ really does show here. But at least this one looks like he took it a bit better, so he got a relocation to a cushier facility so...there is that.

>>512870910
I assume he thinks that the drug program will be an easier life in prison than just normal jail

Welp, a slightly smarter nigger.

>>512870965
yea, that seems to have been this guy's angle after he figured he was gonna get revoked anyway. Can't say if that's gonna be the case or not, but mission accomplished for him I guess.

>>512870935
I think the key is to not be too greedy
When you're scamming 20 or 40K you stick out more than someone who nickle and dimed and made it look believable

this nigga is almost as black as the chair he's sitting in

like a somali pirate

>>512871132
It's moreso his vacant stare + mumbling open mouth. This guy legit looks like he's retarded

Whats going on with you?
Well I likes tah drink and I likes tah drive
REVOKED

>>512871384
>suddenly all the niggers realized they were completely surrounded by niggers

>>512871073
for my coworker it was just a single piece of returned mail while he was off in France following the Stones tour.

This one looks like a toilet brush

REVOKE THIS NIGGA RIGHT NOW!!!

A smooth talkin' nigga. Lesse how dis goes.

>>512871838
He remembered his little intro but forgot his DOC number

not not not guilty

Something tells me that this guy isn't a very savory individual.

>>512872017
funny how that works

WHAT

>>512871987
Nigga has the gift o' gab, quotin' the Bible and sheit, but not the brains.
>So, you admit you have a problem with anger managment?
>Oh no no no, sah, these are all Proofs of Excellence, ones about anger!
Wrong move, nigga!

did he say "her grandkids are my grandkids"???

Her grandkids is my grandkids
WUT

>Her grandkids is my grandkids
>awkward pause
This silver tongue nigger had them flabbergasted with that one

This nigga pulled it off, god DAYUM. A little charm goes a long way, even without the brains.

>>512872287
lol been a while since i seen this nigga

>>512870331
Many such cases

>>512872458
Miss Alvin.

>>512872458
I always enjoy seeing some of my old OC.

>>512872561
I like to think he hangs here with us in his retirement

>>512872627
It is a good feeling when that happens.

imagine the mind of someone who thinks that hair looks good/is a good idea

This is the nigga version of Alfalfa kek

how the fuck is that an excuse? that's a reason to lock your dumbass back up

what
>knowamsayin
no

he doesn't realize shit

>>512873213
There was a time where niggers use to code switch when talking to white people
They would try to use proper grammar and avoid slang when doing business.
I guess now it's a lost skill among them.

i don't think this was what he was expecting her to say

>I am afraid of him
>I fear for my life

>>512873353
AAVE (African American Vernacular English) is a valid and vibrant form of communication and culture. democrats and the media say so, therefore it must be true.

Gonna help you back to your cage nigger.

He really thought the baby mama was going to peel for him

>>512873558
It's all so tiresome
https://www.bbc.com/pidgin

>>512873772
I pray American niggers never get to that point of retarded babbling

>>512873772
i remember when the bbc started doing this. it's still hilarious all this time later.

>>512873772
>2 hours wey don pass
k den

>>512873877
Luckily, I have no dealings with them at all.

>>512874008
>dis is not da wey

>>512874173
I remember when some people tried to paint Uganda Knuckles as a racist caricature and Ugandas were like "But dat is how we talk, muh brudda."

I just turned the stream on and this guy sounds like he’s not taking responsibility

>>512874330
>sounds like he’s not taking responsibility
Yeah, he din du nuffin, obviously

Aloha Baker.
I got my boat,
LPBG watch party when???

>east baton rouge
was that the mostly white town that broke off from the rest?

>>512874383
aloha fren. find anywhere to park it?

>gf helps pay nigger bf prison fees

Probably a fat white bitch with pitbulls

>>512874383
Very nice!

>"i'm divorced now, thank god for that."
lol

He's getting hostile
He's toast

>>512874437
Parking it at my buddy's place for now, and met a very based farm owner in Kaneohe who I can rent some space from at the end of the month.
So yeah, lots of options. I made an ad actually and got about 10 new frens out of it.
I'm telllin you guys, I have more friends out here that i talk to on a day to day than i did in a whole year on the mainland. Community still exists out here believe it or not.

predicting denial

>>512874776
Reminds me of Hot Shots 2
>I see you are no stranger to pain
>I've been married!
>*knowing nod*
>TWICE
>Oiiii....
Anyway...Revoked and dis nigga still objects lmao.

>>512874949
>TWICE

>>512874822
>WANTED: Boat parking and frens. must be based. enjoying watching niggers beg for freedom a plus. contact: HAWAIIANON@4CHONZ.EDU

>Everyday I think of the pussy I stole
What the fuck bro

>>512875373
how did you get my LinkedIn post??

>>512860804 (OP)
Where is the rest of his head?!

Havent been to these comfy threads in awhile.
Are they aware that they have a sizable following on /pol/?

Hey, is that the same guy on the bottom?
Alvin comes in for the save. Chimpout.exe https://youtu.be/f7kV8RY5Vqo

>>512875661
Yes, they literally had meetings about us and saw our shitposts.

>>512875661
sort of. Boobanon's antics were reported on in the NYT.

Hope nobody here eats Tyson if they hire direct from prison

>>512875845
>fringe message boards
how many hits does the NYT website get vs how many 4chan as a whole or just /pol/ itself gets? who's really the fringe here?

>>512875640
WAIT IS IT THE 2-1 SAVE GUY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7kV8RY5Vqo

>raped a teacher when he was sixteen
>beat her, slammed her head against the wall
a real winner

>uneducated
>young
i knew better than to rape my teacher when i was sixteen

The "I wuz just a keed" defence

>>512876052
>who's really the fringe here?
Exactly

>>512876281
>>512876107
it's a match

>I don't like to bring up details of cases
We need that shit though Jerrie.

>>512876395
its so comfy seeing characters return to the show

>27 steps you have to remember to not re-offend
Was one of those steps "Don't molest and nearly kill an elementary school teacher"?

>learned a lot of things he didn't know
>27 steps he has to remember to not offend again
how hard is it to not rape

I still don't understand what "confidential matters" means.

I remember this nigger’s first parole hearing. Fuck him.

Another 70 IQ big that can only recite words he was told in his class. No synthesis, no understanding, "MUH 27 Steps" but can't rephrase those steps to demonstrate understanding.
These people can only be a load on our society.

>>512876825
medical records/issues, stuff involving minors or the inmate's juvenile record, other sensitive information that probably shouldn't be broadcast on youtube for legal reasons

>>512876868
>load
heh heh heh

I was 16 once. Never raped anyone ever.

>>512876825
usually it seems they want to discuss special conditions of release but not in front of the inmate

>>512860804 (OP)
This is really sad.

Holding people in places like this for all their lives is inhumane. It would be better if the country was drawn up into different "Law-Trust" zones. Level 1 (highest access, most welfare, strictest statutes) is the full citizen, Level 2 is the basic citizen (access to anywhere except Level 1, basically America today), and Level 3 are for outlaws and conscientious objectors to the state (about the only government service is military, in preventing foreign invasion of Level 3 zones, least amount of government services, almost no laws, nearly "international waters" but on land).

This way the HOA Karen tier storm trooper who loves goose stepping ITT can live in Level 1 zone, "from my cold dead hands" anarchists and uncivilized niggers live in Level 3 (niggers and convicts involuntarily), and the confused basic bitches in between can pick Level 2 zones.

Full citizens can come and go all the zones, but those designated (conviction) to inferior levels cannot enter superior zones without escort, or being on a guest list, arriving at gates of entry to those superior zones.

See now you solved forever-prison by putting them out to pasteur. What prison is today could then become voluntary educational and rehabilitation institutes which 'students' volunteer for to fast-track their convictions and restore honor/citizenship level. What has to stop is forcing our state religion ("The Law") on unbelievers, and just provide an open savannah for them to be the gorilla niggers they are naturally, kept away from important people like whites.

Why TF are they granting? Insane.

>>512876052
excellent point. kek

>>512877254
>you need to make that parole officer your best friend
ms ledoo needed to longhouse somebody

>>512876868
guys like that one are basically biochemical robots. when they talk about "programs" and "programming" they mean it the same way a software developer does.

>>512877404
I am White, and you probably worship a jew.

>>512877241
This post is retarded but it was fun to read.

>>512877491
g8 b8 m8, r8 88

>>512877463
Oh yeah, I kinda figured that out long ago, but they're not 100% machine and object to the systemic failure/refailure rate of the programmed machines. I'd just rather not have them around knowing that one false BRANCH puts them right back into knocking over liquor stores are rape.

>>512877241
i've often thought we should set up giant camps for homeless people and air drop food and heroin until they're all dead or clean

>>512877613
This is literally how you kneecap the coming Soviet state from calling you a nazi and sending you to forever gulag. The "criminal justice" system is the one always misused to that effect. Defang the criminal justice system when it comes to dealing with individuals; policies like 10 year maximum sentences, concurrent service, and ban on executions make it very hard to clean up your political enemies (and makes it more difficult for them to clean you up).

>>512877655
>I'd just rather not have them around
>>512877733
double checked and double agreed. the world would be so much nicer if we were in charge.

Did she say 200 and something counts of oral sodomy or some shit? How do you even count that many blowjobs?

Ending the day with pedo
noice

>>512877839
i guess that's ONE way to do it...


did she say 268 counts?

Shouldn't you bake a new bread frens? You're over bump limit.

>long history of aggravated sex offense violations
The pedo is a serial prison rapist?

Woah, fast track to deny.

>>512878210
are there any more cases after this one?

>>512878218
That's what it sounded like to me. He raped people in prison.

>>512878247
I don't know, I just got here, I just woke up

>>512878247
doesn't look like it

>>512878247
Nope, last one.

>>512878299
Imagine getting raped by somebody doing crime for pedo shit.

oh shit is this the guy who made the one daughter go and wake up the other one for her turn to get raped after he finished with the first

>>512878403
That is one fucked up insane pedo.

>>512878228
pedo cases are really quick now that they know about the pawdaddy fan club

/out/

Welp, I got here way too late, it's already over
>Tomorrow's docket