Thread 512888945

>US woman convicted over failed assassination in UK
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c4gj87jxg78o?at_medium=RSS&at_campaign=rss

>Small boat migrant crossings hit 50,000 under Labour
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c8e1xkwd74wo?at_medium=RSS&at_campaign=rss

>England enters fourth heatwave as temperatures reach 33C
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/czerrzdewzxo?at_medium=RSS&at_campaign=rss

>NHS is over-treating men for prostate cancer, says charity
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cger2712j1yo?at_medium=RSS&at_campaign=rss

>UK jobs market cools as vacancies fall
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cpdjjp681p7o?at_medium=RSS&at_campaign=rss

>'My staff feel unsafe': Pharmacies report surge in shoplifting and aggression
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cj6yxkp2wx9o?at_medium=RSS&at_campaign=rss

>Twin Lamborghinis seized in supercar crackdown
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cp948xjkpkdo?at_medium=RSS&at_campaign=rss

>Mum of murdered boy calls for killer to be named
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwy195xg8e4o?at_medium=RSS&at_campaign=rss

Soros is a fiend for nigger dicks

jesus terrorism

feeling a bit menthol elffy
might threaten to slit the throats of my political opponents
might not

>>512889139
Go blue collar, I will keep shilling it until people get their fuckin bags.
The amount of lads who get their cocks out on site alone should get half the thread interested.

Right two down, one left downstairs and three upstairs but i'm sure it came from the direction these two are in

Both of them seemed to chirp once after I took them down off the ceiling but then never again - do they do that to indicate they are on battery or not secured? They look to have some sort of pressure pin that goes down when in the holder thats popped up

When on mains they were acting like the alarm for about 3-5s three times over the last 24 hrs but taking them down they did one nig battery chirp then stopped and not since - will get the multimeter out and check the battery voltage. not that old desu

no sign of spiders, dust or cobwebs etc, and they say ionisation smoke alarm so i didn't think spiders or small flies could set them off?

stay tuned and thanks for reading my smoke alarm blog

It's raining

>>512889107
AI generated

No...

love summer me

>>512889296
Can someone bribe the wogs to do the funniest thing

>>512889296
>Migrants??

>>512889296
>and then I went to the migrant camps

Diane Abbott's oily minge

https://xcancel.com/ActivePatriotUK/status/1955337570478436570#m
> We got inside a closed down illegal migrant hotel and found all the names of the 198 migrants staying there and what country they came from
>They're all FIGHTING AGE MEN!
>Full video coming shortly
Their names and ages and origin are broadly going to be fiction

>>512889296
>PAY THE TUBE FEES CHUD

Screaming into the void rn.
Bit hot out there innit?

Pissy pussy sweaty ass congealed post workout scent sealed in Nike Pros, is there a better aroma?

>>512889496
just imagine the smell of her windrush

GET YOUR FUCKING COCK OUT

Do Northern English people have a warrior gene? I feel like there's a miasma of violence in the North that I just don't experience when down south.

RIGHT NOW, I WANT TO SEE IT GET YOUR FUCKING COCK OUT

>>512889296
le fuck arbre?

How to spot Josh 101:

He will start changing IDs using his paedophile proxy when he gets BTFO/upset/loses an argument/is proven wrong on something/gets ignored.
The usual suspects will only appear when he's here and will disappear when he's gone.
He usually likes using the following phrases which can be added to your filter list:

>yano
>laa
>good lad
>scran
>newfag
>creasing at
>ofsm
>thread celeb
>e-celeb
>classically handsome
>dench
>recursion

He plays the following characters in brit/pol:
Meme flag paki poster
Australian flag paki poster
dago
dench
elmer
wogdan
sosban
blocko
pube


He is also:

The Malaysia flag ragebaiter
The Singapore flag ragebaiter
The Muslim flag ragebaiter
Anyone who blames the paki posting / ragebaiting on "Bradley" or "Wogdan" is him. You'll see 1pbtid's appear to blame them after Josh's misdeeds
Random USA flags calling you names about your teeth / the king etc
Anyone who talks about not being able to own property
Anyone who says he "isn't even here" or that he "left ages ago"
He will also tell people to stop talking about him, but usually from a 1pbitd or sock puppet he has setup for use later.
Occasionally he will forget, then post something about himself on that ID.

Watch out for 1pbtid IDs (usually foren flags) that appear out of nowhere, call someone a "newfag" after someone asks why Josh is being a nonce/BTFO/posting ragebait that ID will then disappear, or agree with the nonce, then disappear, or attack "Wogdan" then disappear. Those are all him too.

Also be wary of anyone posting TikTok videos. Only nonces use TikTok and he's a nonce. So it could also be him.
Also anyone who seethes about this post.

>>512889583
>>512889626
77 getting lazier.

>>512889499
grim

>>512889678
I bet yours is 77mm mate, you fucking poof get your fucking cock out

>>512889506
Bit warm init

>>512889626
Forgot picture

>>512889583
>>512889626

>>512889583
>>512889626
bit gay that

>>512889804
>when the cock comes out

>>512889782
77mm from the floor.

Hwær cwom mearg? Hwær cwom mago?

I'm surprised that Ofcom hasn't told UK ISPs to ban 4chan.

>>512889602
mad fer it nit

>>512889909
What when you're face down? Did you have a micro? I have to see it now

https://xcancel.com/LBC/status/1955293196839268647#m
>“I think teachers can make that request."
>The Education Secretary tells @NatashaC that teachers should be able to ask pupils to refer to them as ‘mx’ instead of sir or miss.
"Mx, you're a faggot"

>>512889896
Cocks out Mr President?
>cocks out

>>512889967
Hola Miguel!

>>512890008
When I'm face down on the roof.

>>512889602
>I feel like there's a miasma of violence in the North that I just don't experience when down south.
Soufern pooftahs

>>512889236
8.86v so don't think it was that

>>512890071
Sounds like pretty hefty, need to see it now

>>512889296
hairy women

>>512889967
It’s a honeypot anon, cut this place out for knows where I’ll end up calling prime bummer boy gay homophobic slurs

>>512890053
The cocaine and domestic abuse got forgotten about quickly. Macron is Teflon coated.

Good luck with the interview Cauldy la.

>>512889967
Still ongoing, laffin at the thought of middle aged karens visiting every board and making detailed reports on each one, bet they're having fun on /h/

why is crynonce sperging out? did someone lecture him on technology again?

>>512889792
BBQ weather (I don't own a BBQ)

>>512890073
many such cases

>>512890153
And the wife slap…

>>512890223
that's what I meant by the domestic

>>512890092
You the one that got woken up in the middle of th night? Thought you said they are hard wired.

https://xcancel.com/ESchubart/status/1955257585147277502#m
>By ethnicity, disillusionment is highest among White 18-30s: 62% dissatisfied.
>The most positive group is Black 18-30s: 60% say issues are being addressed fairly/very well.
Well duh, they live like modern aristocracy in central London social housing, spending their time making terrible mixtapes, stabbing their ops or dying in glorious combat with minimal time spent behind bars. And if they want to go straight then there's 1001 affirmative action sinecures with only the moderate demand that they don't stab anyone in the office.

>>512890163
This alone imbues my shit posts with so much more meaning

>>512890163
>Looks on /b/
>Literally see a wall
>All that is written is
>CUNNY
>CUNNY
>CUNNY
>CUNNY
>CUNNY

>>512890274
Be patient i am retarded

Just 3 days to go until the weekend, lads. Wahey!

>>512890403
Cooor and to think mentally I keep thinking it's a Monday, lets fucking go

>>512890403
My weekend never ends

>>512890200
I'm hosting people in 2 and a bit weeks.
I need to buy one.

>>512890403
I don’t have weekends, I’m self employed, what’s it like having free time?

>>512888993
result
he threw one bag in the car and he sent over the other. two 7g bags, even better they've both 7.5 out of the bag so 15g total

>>512890548
>I'm hosting people in 2 and a bit weeks.
I hope your gay swinging party goes well, anon.

I went to the shop last time i went out (i live in London on the thames) pupe was literally in waitrose with this pretty little girl and a massive tourist ship parked outside, i though i'd had a mental breakdown> Is he gay? if he's gay why does he have to have apretty gf? Also, we got hacked by that bbc verify bitch, it wasn't her but it was her fault, she is reading everything we say which is really clever since we're on the open wen but i'm using my personal home computer

>>512890665
The lasses will outnumber the fellas 2-1

>>512890157
it's a wank bottom of the barrel job in a wank town, if i don't get it i'm going to spazz

>>512890403
>nicholas 30 ans
why do you do it to yourself? Nothing is even worth the money

>>512890291
Yeah I am, they went off again this evening after I thought hoovering them out would fix it

They are lad but still have a battery backup - they did both chirp when taken down, but once and that was it so think it was just to say they were off mains or something given they didn't do it again and the battery seems okay

will see what happens, not putting up with another night of this

>>512890724
Might move to London. Seems pretty violent so might get the chance to test myself.

>>512890748
doing what

>>512890748
Get your fucking Green (Labouring) card nigger

>undercover police officers to catch catcalling
How is this not satire? How the fuck is this clown world real?

>>512890748
giz a few minutes I'm halfway through writing you a poem to commemorate the great moment

>>512890748
you must surely be a middle aged man by now, the fuck are you going to interviews for?

>>512889602
souf are poofs for a reason

>>512890729
Do you have the game required to answer the call of destiny kohai?

>>512890853
When i saw that cunt I fancied him myself, he is definitely Russian and the girl was russin, i know my wife (ex wife is Russian) 100% he is Russian, why the fuck are you talking to this pizda?

>>512890876
Wouldn't you like to get paid for going jogging instead of doing work?

All the storms I've been chasing. About to rain down tonight.

>>512890804
Could it be smoke coming from outside (window) enough to trigger it and disperse?

>>512891146
Corr I've been with a squirter lately too

>>512890855
care work

>>512891102
You should have battered him

Serious question, why is a Russian man who is really good looking and can have literally has a gorgeous gf posting on brit/pol/ And what is he doing next to my house, it can't be a coincidence

I think that picture is ai what do you think at grok

All the pain I've been facing, about to come into the light.

>>512889107
They just want their slave race to be significantly visibly different from them, without looking BETTER than them.

>>512890748
Another pen Karen is going to jobcuck you again

>>512891456
explain

>>512891456
Never been pegged. Not for me

Old Cauldy, drunk on half-past dreams,
Woke sharp to sunlight’s sober beams.
His boots were tied, his shirt was clean
An interview? Can you see the scene?
No whisky breath, no slurred excuse,
Just hope the clung like his new suit.

Now Ling, his wife, near dropped her spoon,
She’d stirred her fears since last monsoon.
Yet there he stood, a brand new man,
With trembling hands and half-baked plan.
She watched him go with cautious pride,
And wiped her hands though nothing dried.

Outside the house, the world still spun,
But something shifted in morning's sun.
Cauldy’s steps were unsure with grace,
A touch of pride on his grim face.
And Ling, alone, just breathed in deep;
At last a promise he might keep.

>>512891496
i'll jab it straight in her fucking eye this time

>>512891435
>unvetted
>no ID
Oh don't worry, Labour is going to sort that out. Once they all have ID, it'll be fine and we can have more immigrants.

Cool thwax"n'charlie
Argue barmies
Russledust
Joss Akland's spunky backpack

have you bigoted gammons ever considered it was a prank?

>>512891496
The mummy is ready for his mystical journey

why did he come here. my pc got hacked that day, they copied my whole hard drive and operating system, there's a massive cruise liner outside with 500 people but he posts his face here and turns up in my local shop

>>512890804
they have a shelf life, the sensors perish and they sound off randomly. That's the case with conventional and addressable systems in public buildings, i would assume it's not that different with domestic detectors you fit at home.

>>512891642
Tell you what
Chads like matthew chadlen would love if labour gave every undocumented bame a digital id

can you imagine going to the shop and seeing some brit/pol/ faceposter, it's so random and insane, i'm in London like 6 million people

>>512891613
I always like Ling Ling's little asides.

>>512891885
Can you show me on the archive? I have no idea who you're onabout

>>512891516
It's like a boxing match. I've taken 6 rounds of brutalisation. Bloodied and brusied, cuts everywhere. Yet, I'm still here laughing. The swarthoid opposite (society) doesn't know what to do, confused and demoralised as I take their money.

I was literally posting here, i went to my local supermarket and he was there, why? he doesn't even know me but i know him because he posts his stupid face and stupid cards

>>512892152
explain

>>512892176
cars and gold, he is actually very wealthy my opinion, he is Russian, like I said I clocked it, is he an oligarch?

>>512892248
I'm on the dole

Might develop super powers. Not sure what to go with yet though.

>>512891628
You're going to overreact and blow it, pen Karen winning the battle of will twice in a row, you're fucking useless

>>512892353
Kek
Such build up

Well it's over. Adultwork is now banning VPNs from looking at images. Had to cycle a shitton on Proton to get access, stark change from yesterday, same as for posting. Looks like they've done something overnight. Document any thing you've noticed here

>>512892415
Invisibility. Think of all the babbles you could see.

>>512892353
kek

THIS IS PUBE WE ARE TALKING ABOUT, I KNOW HE POSTS HIS FACE AND CARS, I THINK HE BUYS AND SELLS CARS BUT HE DOES HAVE MONEY BUT he is russian

>>512891843
Would he? Then we would have an accurate count and the far-right would just LOVE that. Ugh.

feeling rather brexity rn

carnt believe they are banning pornos and prostitution, whats next a bottle of water?

i DON'T NORAMALLY POST WHY WOULD HE TURN UP OUSIDE MY FLAT?

TONIGHT ON BRINGEAR
CAULDY HAS A JOB INTERVIEW
BLOCKO DOES A RACISM
AND I AM IN BED

>>512892771
why

>>512891700
the ones I took down are pretty new, both expire in 2032, but will see what happens with them off lad, maybe it's fucked - hopefully it's just that

Ahem judeo-christian values built this country

>>512892852
We built this city on rock and roll

>>512892790
Only poofs drink bottled water
Chads carry around a flask full of ice cold filtered water

>>512892936
fully agreed, i only drink straight water

>>512892771
In or out?

Cucked out of a bum wiping position by a foid, si weak

Josh was right when he said FVES, t, that Myserium vpn hacked everyone delete it and wipe.. i can't be arsed but it is malware

>>512889144
this actually is quite true, the saxon girls with thick blonde tresses, broad faces and shoulders are the most attractive. not because they share my same traits, but rather they will bear the best, strongest offspring.

the thick glasses fat face degenerate archetype there is a dimea-dozen. typical traits being does not work on self, does not work on anything, mentally a trainwreck, and feels like she's entitled to everything because of feminism

>>512892498
https://youtu.be/GgxVktBNZjYkAm2aGf7DPuCqknR

>listening to the radio while driving
>lewis capaldi has a new awful song
>the chorus goes 'I swear to god I survive'
>I change it in my head to 'I swear to god I'll eat pies'

>>512890876
last years Southport riots started a new wave of cop action on things which are "legal but problematic". this is the result of women cops being in charge of police forces. it is women cops who went on tv to talk about legal but problematic acts and the risk they pose(?)

>>512893194
It's remarkable that he's such a big lad given his diet of pure cocaine.

I’m going to stop use of services, companies, or devices using digital ID. I don’t want to live like Chinese.

>>512893376
u not tried his 'zas from Iceland?

it was Five Eyes when JD Vance came here, do i have to explain it but other people can hack it too

>>512893518
Why the fuck would I go to Iceland?

>>512893376
>big lad

>>512893581
to get me some freezer shit unless ur stopping at farmfoods

>>512892453
https://youtu.be/JIHN1UkcSGo?t=288

Little Shop of Horrors
vs
Short Circuit

now i have to change all my passwords and bank accoun, my balace = £0.01 (literally there was no money) good job just a fucking annoyance

cant believe they let my boy Kross go

>window open
>light on
>billions of insects fly in
cunting bastards

>>512894057
Good. Free protein.

We had 3 people after us, all the USA shit plus the ofcom shit

lava is just discharge from the earth's crussy

>>512890163
Unfortunately the image board is located on American soil, we are going to have to invade them to secure our democracy and keep kids safe online

>>512894057
send the buggers back

ofcom
nigger
seriously nigger
it's not even naked women
x.com is 1000000000000 times worse

>>512894339
what are you talking aboot?

>>512894408
that bbc verify women was on here
she's quite hot
but she's trying to monitor us
so i said nigger
to see if she bans us
then i said x is worse

>>512889144
this some incel shit, the face swap isn't realistic because they'd look different born as a dude due to the testosterone difference. OBviously they look onions as a guy here as it's not real and they would look more masculinised if born a guy

>>512894281
Vesuviussy volcanussy crussy discharge on the ancient pompussy

>>512894539
>she's quite hot
she is fat

>>512894539
The BBC are writing an article on us are they?
HELLO MR BBC
I AM GOING TO MARRY JAPANESE METAL VOCALIST SUZUKA NAKAMOTO
PLEASE INCLUDE THIS FACT IN YOUR REPORT
THANK YOU KINDLY.

>>512892661
>russian
Hes a polish rent boy living in glasgow. However he is royalty.

Had a dream I shat myself while having sex

BBC WANKERS. YOU HAVEN'T MADE A DECENT PROGRAM SINCE TINKER TAILOR SOLDIER SPY AND I CLAUDIUS

>>512894822
It is ok to piss while shitting, but not ok to shit while pissing

>>512889296
It's mildly amusing how this little twat has been radicalised by twatter. For some unknown reason the Tory scum picked a Wog lady to be leader instead.

>>512894618
woman detected
tits or gtfo
this is literally a normie safe zone incels welcome
people come here to get away from you
fuck off to reddit
or tits

>>512890876

>hang my dirty pants on the line
>"sir you have committed a non crime hate incident"
>"what, have I committed a crime?"
>"no, but someone was offended by your dirty pants, this is very problematic citizen, also this non-crime will be recorded on your criminal record forever"

Modern Britain is like some sort of twisted Kafkaesque nightmare world, please get me out of this hellscape

>>512894822
the german method

well pissed lads, got to go to fucking birmingham on friday
the place still covered in rubbish or are binmen working again?

god i fucking hate birmingham

>>512894685
she's not fat
i only like her cause it's edgy for me
to fancy her and be a (my friend is a nazi not me) nazi
knowing she's watching me

>>512894902
this will never not be funny

>want to trade
>try to verify ID
>*SOMETHINGS GONE WRONG, YOULL NEED TO RESTARD YOUR VERIFICATION

what the fuck, argh I fucking hate this gay little pozzed island so much where nothing functions.

>>512895057
Getting your robowilly firmware updated?

>>512895099

of course lad, no other reason to go to fucking birmingham

>>512894822
The Danube Steamer

>>512895057

Whether or not the binmen are working makes no difference, Birmingham is always be full of rubbish because it's full of pakis

>>512888945 (OP)
What do you call 300 MPs on fire in the street?

>>512895172

yeah it's fucking mad, just see bin bags walking down streets like

>>512895226
A fucking good start.

>>512895226
a bit of a result

>>512895089
>This Indian fella has tanked the party to record lows
>What can we do?
>Let's put a Nigerian Youruba lass in charge, she'll bring the party back to the top!

>>512895172
I can always put out the correct bin because I have an Excel Spreadsheet on my phone.

>>512894539
Tell her she can verify my big british cock

You can't be a man and not fantasise about this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lp9OJPc5HGY

>>512895226
The first day of accountability Christmas

just had a look round on google maps
serbia is a right fucking shithole

does anyone know a free app for shredding my hardr dive? I know other people have copied it but it's useless,

>>512895057
Bring a bin lid and go surfing

>>512895374
wrong video
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lp9OJPc5HGY

When do you think the civil war will happen? Seems like fatigue is reaching bigly levels.

>>512894902
>this little twat has been radicalised by twatter
not even close

Alcohol has defeated me again

>>512895122
The firmware turns your robowilly from software into hardware.

>>512895469
been drinking?

>>512895500
No clue lad, getting my bags then maybe fucking off somewhere.

>>512895365
i would verify her though, that's what i think everytime i see her, why don't they verify themselves and we verify her after

You know what will REALLY fix the UK that used to own the fucking world when ruled by only superior White Men?
Some 'elected' niggers and pakis who own million-quid properties in London.
What do you mean?
Obvious really!

Diagnosis: Spastic
Cause: Spastic
Symptoms: Spasticity

Why is PUBE outside my house and why is there a ship outside my flat

>>512895553
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrsspTTpApI

>>512895539

it already is hardware lad
getting telescopic upgrade for it lad, bet ladies love it

Oi, have you got a shitposting loicense?

>>512895745
corrrr you don't even need to move your hips now

>>512895500
When the numbers of White Pensioners in jail for disagreeing with jews who want to murder brown children exceeds the number of available prison spaces for paki-rapists and gun-toting-nigger-drug-dealers... that's when.

I'm a friend of Lucy Connoly. Can I see her please?

There's a ladybird in here.

Thinking of moving to the UK. What towns or cities would you recommend? Heard good things about Bradford and Luton. I'm looking to intergrate, but would like some decent mosques nearby.

>>512895500
it won't

>>512896017
ballymena is meant to be nice

>>512895890
There's a bluebird in my heart

>>512896017
Memeflag larp

>>512896040
It's inevitable now. It cant not happen.

>>512896040
Commander Morrissey, head of the British Military, I pledge my full allegiance and will charge head-first into heterosexual battle when ordered to.

>>512896017
we have girls who shag pakis, they start at 13, i won't go lower than that, you might get if free but your fellow paki will charge you if he can (it's not legal) but the girls like it, and the pakis enjoy it. 10 years later you will be in prison, so make it worth it

>>512895500
Civil war is cancelled, footy starts again this weekend

>>512896017
There's an excellent spot about 5 miles off the coast between Calais and Dover that would suit you fine.
You'll find a few niggers sans lifejackets hovering just off the sea-bed there, likely being nibbled by a few fish, but it'll suit you admirably, Mohammad.
BTW Can I have your trainers when they float ashore with your ankle-bones still in them?

>>512895089
>im not nigerian am not
>dont even have a nigerian passport i dont
>propper english me
>even snitch on me classmates and get them expelled

>>512896255
o7 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0LeL9BUPtA

>>512896135
Hmm, not a very nice mosque there though. Looks like a warehouse.

>>512896256
Sounds fun.

>>512896170
Blue canary in the outlet by the lightswitch
Who watches over you
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul

>>512889669
Why do you think he takes brit pol so seriously? He's as bad as the Jews thinking they're doing something by curating BBC porn for BBC lovers.

Chariot production is up comrades!

>>512896255
>heterosexual battle

>>512895807

yea lad me robowilly will be able to do all the tricks like

>>512895500
It already happened.

>sparkling cococunt water
>bacardi
I'm going to the moon here

>>512896350
You are not a paki, that's why you have a meme flag, when we were 13-14 it was really hard to have sex even with a white man or girls, honestly we didn't know they were fucking 30 year old pakis with cars, they looked so innocent at school

>>512896447
Imagine being able to go to rTesco and buy a horse that isn't already ground into a burger patty.

>>512895500
it won't, still too many placid normies

it won't start until it's too late

>>512896320
FUN FACT;
>ALL DROWNED NEGROS IN THE ENGLISH CHANNEL FLOAT UPSIDE DOWN BECAUSE MODERN TRAINERS ARE BUOYANT AND WHEN THE ANKLE TISSUE GETS SEVERED BY NIBBLING SEALIFE...
Free Shoes.

>>512896555
Why were you trying to have sex with white men? Are you a fucking faggot? Someone should stone you.

>>512896447
>Taking a chariot to walk a couple of miles

>>512894835
YES, PRIME MINISTER
(Its far too close to the fucking bone for the BBC to touch because they are wholly govt controlled now)

>>512896660
>local paki shop sells twigs as toothbrushes
Maybe they sell stones too?
For dealing with pesky paki-poofters?

>>512896747
Using twigs to clean your teeth is actually far more healthy. It's fully natural, and there's no microplastics.

>>512893549
who you calling five eyes mate?

>>512895500
When British people care about their race

>>512896713
>BBC
Before they go bankrupt...
Nobody here is stupid enough to pay a TV Loicense.
>I ain't paid one in 20yrs
I don't need to watch jew-nigger-paki-vision.
I get all my kicks on 'Route 666'
>4ch
Why would I PAY for jewish propaganda?

>>512895459
Just take the fucker out and smash it. But a couple of passes of hdd lff should do it.

>>512895459
dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/sdX

>>512896828
>Using twigs to clean your teeth is actually far more healthy.
Only if you're the kind of candy-ass halfwit that wipes their ass with handfuls of sand or drinks camel piss as a cure for cancer?
You're some kind of lame primitive.
I pity you.

>>512896660
You are posting with a Paki flag. I'm not a faggot but Lord Miles said he will pay me to go to Pakistan and record videos abusing Indians online. he's says

>>512894835
The recent drama they did about the Brinks-mat heist was pretty good, goes into detail about how the Met was riddled with Freemasons at the time who helped Kenneth Noye evade being nicked

>>512897061
That's Indians, they're filthy. Muslims are MUCH clearner; probably cleaner than you, as we wash at least 5 times a day.

>>512895459
put about 10 holes in it with an electric drill, couple minutes work tops

>>512896713
>Yes, Prime Minister
late 70s/early 80s BBC was the apex of human culture. We are so far away from where we need to be. Imagine getting an Alan Parson's Project soundtrack for some random history documentary...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGL89IJYpO4

>>512897057
MOST modern hard-drives have GLASS metal-coated discs in side them.
A hammer solved all my security issues beyond ANY ISO-#.

>>512897057
tell me where to type it

So much rich history and culture, permanently scarred and warped by mass migration, bloody hell lads

>>512897156
>Muslims are MUCH clearner
You ever met any?
Jesus, you're not even larping as a brown scumbag properly, lad!

>>512897226
Open up a terminal using the 'super' key + t.

>>512897142
I remember back in the day it was fairly common knowledge that BBC journos had to be vetted by MI5 before they could go on air. Do you think they still do that?

>>512895500
Its not started?

can't be fucking arsed with the gym haven't been in nearly 2 weeks but you have to do it doncha

>>512897293
Stop pretending to know.
You are embarrassing yourself, 77th.
>BTW is your commanding officer still that lesbian with the body-odour issues and the bandaged arm?
Just asking...

Stop replying to the memeflag larper

economys doing well lads

>>512897418
Today was leg day.
I'll be feeling it tomorrow.

>>512897550
Yesterday was dick day.
Wife still walking with a limp and a song in her heart.

>>512897536
'comony's fucked lads

>>512897550
based

bosh

>U.S. Vice-President J.D. Vance had a Barbecue with Thomas Skinner this weekend

https://x.com/GBPolitcs/status/1955360443532235084

>>512897624
When HASN'T the economy been fucking fucked?
I've been in it since Harold Wilson and it's ALWAYS been fucked.
Nowt new.
TELL ME OF A TIME WHEN IT WASN'T? 1873?

I would give every English worker £100 per hour minimum. Obviously the non english would have to pay for it.

What's with this JD and Thomas Skinner stuff?
I'm predicting he'll stand as an MP in the next election. Between the panel with rRupe and this he must be being groomed in that direction.
>https://xcancel.com/iamtomskinner/status/1955373110640947300

>>512897536
>>512897624
people are losing jobs and vacancies are plummeting.
Tories 44,000 job black hole.

>>512897701
Who are these two poofs?

>>512897701
Beat me to it, it's Joever.

>>512897701
white fingertips
this nigga gripping onto him like they about to fuck

>>512897749
If we exported nigger-skins, as an industrial resource to China, and paki-pelts we could easily correct the economy.
We just need to think outside the box.

>>512897900
Like try and grip something to make your fingertips go that white.

see how much force it takes.
wtf

>>512897778
Reform are a fully Wall Street/CIA backed party. Not to bothered though because Starmer is such a whopper.

>>512897374

Marianna Spring is a literal glowie asset, before she shot to fame seemingly out of nowhere she worked for the Institute for Strategic Dialogue which was a thinktank funded by (((George Weidenfeld))) and Soros

>>512888945 (OP)
Taking the absolute piss now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfLXsnN9bFA

https://www.declassifieduk.org/uk-government-secretly-paid-foreign-youtube-stars-for-propaganda/

https://9to5mac.com/2021/07/01/british-right-to-repair-law/

>>512897536
you can hear it already, rRachel followed by Starmer robotically agreeing with each other that this is all just another blackhole inherited from the previous government, just give them until 2029 or hell just give them the contents of your wallet and everything inside your bank account, please for the love of Lammy he's running out of fried chicken AHHHHHHHH

>>512897778
>>512897813

The cabinet is coming together lad...

>Lowe - PM
>Steve Laws - Remigration
>JK Rowling - Women & Equalities
>Skinner - Home Sec


Who could be chancellor?

>>512897536
kek
The great thing about idiots is they never suspect they may have ideological flaws.

Notice the only solution they can muster is "more taxation"
lmfao

Communism, Not even once

I want to KNOW Why PUBE was in Waitroise

>>512897971
>the smiles say YES and the eyes say NO
I bet their sheets had bloodstains and smelly wet patches the following morning.
>onward to the future...

>>512898122
Fancies the lad on the fish stall...

>>512889144
This also applies to foreign women. If you have a kid with some chink, your son will be a little chink.

>>512897701
Who tf is tom skinner.

>>512898104
Jez Quigley

politics edition corn flakes - they take a picture of you as the milk runs down your chin so you never eat anything but the politics corn flakes for breakfast ever again or speak about any other breakfasts like bacon and eggs or tuna mayo cucumber sandwich to anyone

>>512898238
Crikey, keep this this toss to yourself for fucks sake

>>512898257
Better to be chink than pak or nog.
>DNA never lies

>>512898104
a ham sandwich

>Thomas Skinner
Seems like a not bad bloke but let's be clear the vast majority of 'cockneys' have jewish ancestry from the late 19th century migrations from eastern europe.

>>512898104
Ant middleton, defence secretary

>>512898104
>chancellor?
Sam Bankman-Fried

>>512898343
rattled by a tiesto remiix

>>512897536
Have we tried not importing the third world then topping up their wages with UC?

>>512898362
I think picrel is attractive. But imagine what your Kalergite kids would look like.

>>512898414
>defence secretary
Q. Why do we only have a 'defence' minister and not an 'ATTACK' MINISTER?
Don't they want us to have a NEW EMPIRE?
>bring back THE WAR OFFICE

>>512898511
Finnish

>>512898511
Anything is better than being Scots or Irish.

>>512898559
We've got one of those attack ministers, it's called Sadiq Khan.

>>512898432
It's the blandness of it the banality is unbearable, you're a subhuman.

am just not going to go to bed until i feel a breeze

>>512898639
Who has he bitten this week? Another postman?

fucking love cloisters me

corr

>>512898722
I prefer the smell of burning foreigners in the morning.
Smells like... prison ships.

>>512898603
>faaaather....you were wooooooong

>>512898610
Careful pup
clip related
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7W1gQlN3uK0

>>512898767
You'd do anything for a Corinthian arch, wouldn't ya?
Bit of Doric fer the weekend, Sir? Sorted...

>>512898692
it's going to be a long night then i think lad

fucking boiling and no air

>>512898767
>>512898722
nice looking mosque you got there

>>512898804
Could be worse. They could be Belgian.

Imagine being a non-english

>>512899002
Meanwhile over the the land where our replacements are coming from...

>>512898905
It is chilly up here in Norf.
You must be a southern poof.
Get away with you and your Pride Parade of Sweat.

WE HAVE BEEN HACKED
HE TOOK THE PITURES

>>512898273
The most Anglo Saxon man

>>512890876
>we need to raise taxes to stop catcalling
>why is there more unrest? we need to raise taxes to hire more cops
Smh

>>512897701
i took one look at the guy and knew he's a pub loudmouth type. '' ear right so this is wats happenin right'' even before i looked him up.

>>512898104
garys economics

>>512899140
Imagine the glory if we turned it round from this? Don't wish for anything else. Live for the struggle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGhXr5gPxZw

>>512888945 (OP)
>US woman convicted over failed assassination in UK
kek... when a bong needs a job done, he hires a US woman.

>>512899576
deported in the new regime.

>>512899576
wanker's spackonomics

>>512899840
he can do it via skype from rwanda

Anylad up ITT evar pumped that Charli XCX?

i fucking hate other people for the most part
don't like to be around them, don't like to see them
gym is at 12% capacity, i wish they'd all just fuck off home

>>512900150
She gleams

oh I nearly forgot

>>512900025
either rwanda or the newly reopened penal colony down under.

>One must still have Chaos to give birth to a dancing star. You still have chaos in you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTXL0-wWRYE

>>512900150
i've stuck my spitting cobra in her a few times, sometimes she even liked it spitting at her face.

>>512900388
>>512900388
>>512900388

Fresher than Greggs at 9am

>>512900150
Also she looks like a pedo lesbian

>>512897192
nice, thank you.

You still have chaos in you. Never be scared. Let the world know again who you are.

>>512899952

I can't stand that cunt, he seems to be the product of what would happen if you kidnapped a Deano off the street and forced him to listen to Chapo Trap House podcasts for 1000 hours straight

>"oi mate mate yeah, thing is yeah, don't blame it on immigration yeah, it's THE BANKS, yeah"