Thread 512930771

Meet the next Bond girl. You may have seen her before.

https://okmagazine.com/p/jeff-bezos-obsessed-wife-lauren-sanchez-next-bond-girl-his-muse/

>>512930771 (OP)
cgi is pretty advanced these days. I think they can make that thing look like a woman.

>>512930771 (OP)
He should cast her in porn

>>512930803
kek, holy based

>>512930771 (OP)
>her

>>512930839
>He should cast in porn
FTFY

>>512930803
do you think bezos could afford the amount of CGI and special effects that would take?

>>512930771 (OP)
>movies
lol. lmao.

>>512930937
I could pull it off, but first I need about three billy.

>You may have seen her before.
If she was on BLACKED or BLACKED RAW I would have, she should be though.

It's always weird to see delusional narcissism take over as successful people get older.

This guy started out frugal (driving an old Honda while a billionaire), with a solid base in engineering and computer science, and loved inventing.

At some point he caught the Hollywood bug, right as Hollywood was going down the toilet in terms of credibility and popularity.
Now he spends time making retarded diversity shows for Prime that are critically panned, and hanging out with Katy Perry, an embarassing has-been.

This guy could have done something truly incredible in his later years with all that money.
Instead he's trying to be LA-cool because he thinks it's still 2010.

>>512930771 (OP)
More like bogged girl.

Those lips...I bet she just sucks a pint of cum out of his prostate gland every time they crawl in bed together. He probably sees stars...fuck...galaxies every time she makes him cumb.

>>512931365
He's cool. He's got that clock project in Texas, that chip data preservation thing and Blue Origin. You make it sound like he's the old guy at the club.

>>512931365
amazing thet way they fall off
but they're just people -- and just businessmen at that
not like they're great artists or philosophers or something. it's our fault for expecting more from them, really.

>>512930771 (OP)
>Dirty Sanchez

>>512930771 (OP)
Oh, dear!

>>512931365
i think this is why the old aristocracy used to absolutely despise the rising merchant/burgher class throughout history
maybe they were actually right to hate them

>>512930771 (OP)
Pic very much related.

>>512931365
>It's always weird to see delusional narcissism take over as successful people get older.
It's always weird to see people go on these massive cope spiels, trying to rationalize the behavior of billionaires without ever once admitting that they're jewish.

>>512932295
>>512931365
>>512931867
>maybe the white Christian aristocrats were right to hate the
>uh
>-shuffles through cards-
>"rising merchant burgher class"
You newfags are fucking insufferable. We need to make a list of all your ways to avoid blaming the jews.

For fuck's sake Nigel, they literally could not find a bank in the UK to film the Harry Potter shit in that didn't have a giant star of remphan embedded in the floor. And you're STILL out here with a mouth full of yiddish semen, trying to talk around the topic instead of calling a spade a spade.

>>512930771 (OP)
Wifecucks will do everything to feed femoid brain hormon

>JEFFFF!!!!
>NOOOOOOOOOOO JEFF!!!

>>512930886
go back to rëddit where you belong, filthy sodomite

You only live twice
Once when you are born
And once when you look death in the face
-- Ian Fleming
Get ready for some flaybaking fun folks!
Sorry if actual people get hurt : )

>>512933231
retard-kun, that group of people is both kikes and their golems
you worthless swine

>>512930771 (OP)
Looks lke a normal alien couple to me.

>>512933231
>bank with desert demon star on it
I wondered about that myself and took a look into it. It turns out that five brothers named the Rothschilds intentionally started banks all over Europe to corner the market. Each one started a bank in a different country and would only deal with each other. They married each other's nieces.

The real conspiracy theory is that everything about them is true.

>>512930771 (OP)
It's funny, we see these people everywhere in the media all the time, like they are somehow important and have an impact on our lives. But do you think anyone would actually care if they were shot in the streets? I dont think so. I dont think there's a single person on earth who would genuinely give a fuck. Have you heard that guy laugh? Jesus christ

>>512930771 (OP)
So, what you're saying is that Bezos wants to watch his wife be fucked by James Bond on the big screen, and wants to let the world watch too.

>>512934851
Is James Bond still a nigger lady? kek

>>512934851
he just wants to piss his ex-wife off

>>512930771 (OP)
Borg goblin

i never watched moonraker, but dolly having braces makes sense to me. any anons old enough to have watched it can confirm dolly had braces?

>>512930771 (OP)
>This isn’t just fantasy casting
Except it is exactly just that.

>>512930771 (OP)
>Bog girl

>>512930771 (OP)
The part she is playing is "burn victim #4" in the credits