Thread 512948605

Early riser edition

Come watch niggers beg for freedom after killing people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPEpIjtf6Dk

11 total cases today
Full docket, courtesy of Algeria Anon from yesterday
Starting out with 3 revocations

>>512948605 (OP)
Mornin frens
TYB

TYB

TYB

Another stacked docket.

>>512948961
damn. iggy pop never looked "good" per se, but that is rough.

>under 13
i believe that can get you snip in louisiana
good thing for him that charge was thrown out

dumb motherfucker. back to the cage you go.

Dat nigga didn’t have a clue. Lol

>>512949273
Das rite

so many of these assholes seem to think
>oh fuck it i can violate the conditions of my release and talk my way out of it later by saying some stupid shit

>>512948605 (OP)
Better than that faggot nigger shit yesterday.

alex returns!

>3XL
This guy doesn't look that big
Do prison uniforms run small or something?

Check out the googles on dis 1

ITS A SHUT DOWN

WAIT this was the guy that got out last week

LISTEN TO YOUR LAWYER

Call me crazy, but I do not think this lawyer is inside a high-rise apartment in Louisiana.

>Blah, blah, blah
Yeah this guy is 100% a lawyer

>>512950102
It's a Fine dining restaurant

Great. What’s this nigger shit got to do with “domestic abuse battery”?

>She found pictures of another lady on his phone and she became angry
>She threatened to call police on him because she knew he was on parole
Many such cases!
And many such cases where he does hit her, but she regrets calling the cops later!

No vote?

>>512950631
They usaully do a roll call before and after ES

>from the deep south... environmental.... whatever

lol

>>512950741
Kek I caught that too.
What's up everyone?

Summary of executive session
>Ok, we jerked this guy around a bit too much last week, and his lawyer talked a lot
>We better let this guy out even though he beat his woman

I wonder if we will see the Daigle parry?

White people are dependent on food stamps.

Black taxpayers pay for white people’s food stamps

Ghettos are a thing of the past. Tons of African Americans have entered into the middle and upper classes

The amount of black Americans in generational ghetto poverty is at record lows

America's ghettos are in decline because so many African-Americans are getting educated and moving into the middle and affluent class.

>>512950813
Nogs in their cages and all's right with the world fren

This black guy saved whitey's life

Ghettos are a thing of the past. Tons of African Americans have entered into the middle and affluent classes

In my city's affluent neighborhood alone, I've seen numerous successful black families.

opposite bot has arrived

Making me click the filter button again
God damn it

Over 77% of black american families are two-parent black american families

>>512951222
Filter it and don't engage

For every 1 stereotypically ghetto black person, there are 200 normal black people

White people are dependent on food stamps. Black taxpayers pay for white people’s food stamps

These threads reek of "An african-american coworker got the big promotion that I so desperately wanted, so I'm going to vent on the internet."

>>512950984
>>512951017
>>512951049
>>512951076
>>512950984
Niggers are awesome. They built everything and made going to the Moon possible. Niggers are the smartest.

>kerry shows up
well we know this guy's a killer

>>512951448
A white guy is gold nigger chains is a dead give away

ENTER

>>512951423
Yep

Black people made America a better place, unlike OP

Henlo frens. Just got out of a meeting. Hopefully there are many chimpouts

>>512951448
>well we know this guy's a killer
Yes indeed!
This guy fits the Parole Project stereotype perfectly

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1778300 MANSLAUGHTER ATT

>>512951448
Attempted, but his heart was in the right place

Oh he memorized his speech

This nigger is good. He's saying the right things. Too well.....

Black people are smarter and more peaceful than ever

this guy makes a great case for never being let out

>>512951718
This poster lives off of food stamps that productive black taxpayers paid for

so full of shit i'm surprised he's still white

>>512951718
They got rizzed yesterday I wonder if it will happen when it's a white nigger with a silver tongue
Oh nevermind Sheryl called him out

G'mornin gentlemen, how goes the day?

>>512951577
Niggers are awesome. Everyone should own at least one.

>>512951818
Sheryl totally called him out. She saw right through that horseshit.

Stereotypes never represent reality

Most real life black people don't act like the nog meme >>512951222

Lawdy me, that Bertha in the background?

Everything sounds great until either the board or the victims give the real details of their crimes

>>512951718
Too much time with Kerry

>>512951814
>so full of shit i'm surprised he's still white

>>512952025
That is Saint Bertha. Patron Saint of Gibs

A black guy laid off OP

>>512952264
kek

The Iphone boomer is just relaxing and watching some HGTV

>>512952282
at least niggers don’t eat poo.

>>512952544
Curious Tyrone and the man in the big yellow du rag

enhance

im here in opposition against whatever this woman is supporting

Wrap it up bitch
WRAP
IT
UP

>>512952658
kek wonder what this stupid fucker is doing? Did he ever realize that he’s been revoked and in prison?

>>512952926
Yap, yap, yap, yap..

>>512952962
>Sheeit i don kno

>Good time date of 2027
I think they're gonna tell him to keep up the good work and let him sit until the release date.

Is this a real white person?

>>512952962
And here I thought James Brown was dead...

holy shit i'm tired of listening to this asshole talk about how much he cares.

>>512953164
Nice

What did this silver tongued fella do?

Holy kiss ass

>thank you for sending me to prison
yeah that's a deny, this nigga trying way too hard

>>512953376
>What did this silver tongued fella do?
His charges are kidnapping and attempted manslaughter
Another anon might be able to give more details - I'm in a shitty meeting right now and can't listen in (but I can read)

This guy's giving smart answers but he's kinda pushing it with "thank you for sending me to prison". That doesn't sound sincere.

>>512953477
I like to think he got a script from a jail lawyer.

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>>512953063
>>512953255
Speaking of stupid niggers, here’s a personal favorite.

>>512953376
wife left him and he went into the walmart where she worked with a shotgun and began strangling her with an extension cord threatening to kill her and then himself.

>>512953477
The state is a sucker for a good ego stroke, whether sincere or not.

Rare happy kerry with a backscratcher on the wall

>>512953628
Hey man more people should do this. All of us /lpbg/ regulars know the do's and don'ts just from watching and shitposting so it blows my mind that all these guys can spend decades locked up waiting for this chance and not have a clue.

>>512953712
No wonder Kerry came to bat for him

>>512953772
kek you cheeky cunt

>>512953712
Where's the crime?

Louisiana fags and/or Catholic fags.... Who the fuck is St. Tammany? That doesn't sound like a real person.

>>512953477
Nothing about this was sincere but he also did 80% of his sentence. It was 20 years ago.

>Tell us why you're in jail
>................I know what I did was wrong

Sex pest?

>>512948682
RIP.

>>512953980
It’s a county of Louisiana or an area of that state.

>>512953980
Some American Indian cunt Lousiana seems to like.
He is not an official Catholic saint.

>>512953980
It's a Louisiana Parish in Louisiana

>>512954034
La creatura

>>512954156
>>512954196
Named after a supposed historical figure
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tamanend

>>512953980
As to why Claiborne choose this name, Walker Percy suggested, “This name, thought up by the first American governor of Louisiana, was probably a joke or a jibe at the French practice of using saints’ names, like St. John the Baptist Parish” (see Signposts in a Strange Land, opens a new window, p. 6). William Alexander Read, in Louisiana Place Names of Indian Origin, opens a new window, offered this explanation:

Tammany is derived from Delaware Tamanend, “the affable,” the name of the noted Delaware chief of the seventeenth century. Other forms of the name are Tamanee, Tamanen, Tamany, Tamened, Taminy,and Temane. During the Revolutionary War his admires adopted him as their patron saint, and celebrated his festival on the first of May. His name was conferred on St. Tammany parish, in Louisiana, because of the large number of Indians who formerly resided there. No white men settled in this parish before the middle of the eighteenth century.

Tammany or Tamanend finds its origin not in Louisiana but in Colonial Pennsylvania where, according to tradition, Chief Tamanend had welcomed William Penn to America when he arrived in 1682. In 1684, the chief’s name appears on several documents bequeathing land to Penn and his fellow Quakers to settle on. That same year Tamanend and other Delaware leaders traveled to Philadelphia to meet the lieutenant governor, opens a new window of the colony to assert the friendship between their people and the newcomers. However, written sources about Tamanend are generally sparse, but an oral tradition was maintained among the colonists about Tamanend’s good will, who referred to the chief as King Tammany and eventually as Saint Tammany.

New Mexico represent!

Aloha baker

This guys speakers arent even on he can just hear them with those fuckin satellite dishes

>>512953762
the thing is, most of the people smart enough to learn how to talk themselves out of prison are also smart enough to not end up in prison in the first place

>>512954232
He looks like Kerry Myers

Good evening fine gentlemen, many apologies for my lack of attendance as of late. Please forgive my tardiness.
How are all my LPBG gentlemen today?

>I have a 6th grade level GED
What the fuck

Has to leave, did the smooth talking wigger get denied?

>>512954324
Doing well upside down fren

>>512954324
Why did you abscond in violation of your parole, Mr. Anon?

>>512954407
Nope, they Granted

kek this is that guys mugshot

>>512954328
I keked a bit at that too
That was a particularly dysgenic specimen right there

>>512954407
He was granted and one of the grandma's joked that someone needs to deliver him some surf and turf from some dive because he won't be able to go to a certain city anymore.

>>512954414
>shitpost
i think it might be genuine

>>512954324
What’s shaking Aussbro? Just enjoying the niggers crying to be free.

>>512954324
have a nice evening Bruce
5am in Hawaii.

I set myself a 30 minute 4ch limit per day so hopefully they hurry this the fuck up.

>>512954534
That's an old /b/ tier neckbeard. I'm impressed.

>WILINTON RESTREPO
Wtf is this? Spell castin' name

>>512954480
I uhh, I dindu nuffin!
>>512954609
Lack of sleep once again, tuning in to doze off.

Imagine that dindu being your probation officer

>>512954802
She looks just as fatigued as the rest of us

>>512954690
>RESTREPO

>>512954859
Probation folks don't typically show up to these hearings, do they?

This gal sounds like she didn't give much of a fuck about going back to jail so why's she crying now?

Tony is screaming at the screen somewhere right now

Inb4 she blames someone else despite saying guilty

>>512954980
not typically, but it's not unheard of. i've seen it maybe two or three times now. it pretty much always means they're going back.

>>512955001
while downing his 3rd margarita

>>512954859
Nigger tranny needs to shave.

fucking idiot.
>hurrrrrrr
>i got a pot card, which is basically proof positive that i violated conditions
>also i did violate conditions by leaving the state but i have a retarded reason

>>512954980
Only if they have something to say
Note: You do NOT want your probation officer to have something to say

>i has a medical marijuana card
>i guess you guys can tell whether that's allowed or not
i think she should have asked her parole officer

>>512955029
mah sista n mah brutha n boyfreind n grankinz was hazin me hold dat uummm methamphuggamine and umm i aint no dayt wuz in muh lungz n shi i aint wuz even high

>>512954980
We have seen Jennifer at least 2X
Poor Mans Hunter Biden: https://youtu.be/LGzwaji6UEA?t=5173

>>512955098
Was thinking the same thing
That boyfriend must have a vagina

>>512955129
well that's the difference between you and her anon. you think.

>"catched" a charge
every single time

>>512955217
Is that old Asian guy still on the board? Haven't seen him in a while.
also
>i aint know how many felonies i got
fucking insane

at least it's semi-self aware

>>512955195
perfection

>>512955337
>Is that old Asian guy still on the board? Haven't seen him in a while.
Alvin is what is known as a high yellow, and sadly he retired due to health reasons

What shocks me about these pavement apes is that they act like these meetings are waiting in line for lunch, when they're fighting for the next few years of their life. I would come in extremely prepared, rehearsed, asking lots of questions, outlined 5 year plan, witnesses, phone a friend, greetings and compliments for each member of the board, whatever make-up crafted from the cracks in the walls I could find if I was a sheboon. They're in there braindead and confused every time. And then the whites that do rehearse sound fucking pathetic and fake. Do people go into job interviews like this too? It's like these people are statues and only activated by the most base desires to rape and smoke meth flaunted in front of their faces.

>>512955217
Why are these people always in the car? Are they trying to mimic youtube videos or some facebook trend? I thought the USA had laws against using a cellphone in a car.

>>512955539
Alvin is a badass.Miss him.

>>512955782
Their houses are probably hoarded and full of screaming kids, pitbulls, their landwhale bride watching tv, etc. Car is the only place that it's quiet to them. Also normans think other people don't exist when they're inside their cars. It's like a spaceship to them.

>>512955782
>implying niggers give a shit about or even know the law

>>512955782
bottom right is a parole officer so she was likely out doing parole visits

>>512955906
>I know my rights
>they know some made up shit from social media or they saw in a movie
Always my favorite

>>512955782
>Why are these people always in the car?
I suspect for many of them, the car is the nicest background they have. We have also seen many just walking around aimlessly outdoors.

>>512955874
Agreed. I would have liked to have seen Alvin and Prator on the same board. Throw in MeeMaw and it is unanimous denial day.
Alvin passes the torch to Prator https://vocaroo.com/19m2w5J0MJKQ

>>512956132
Bonnie, Chucky and Ms Pearls of Wisdom would have been absolute hell

Me no speaky Eenglesh

>we're trying to get an interpreter
DEPORT
E
P
O
R
T

que?

>>512956273
Oh my, it sure would be. I can't even imagine the chaos and incompetence. I do kinda miss Pearl though for some reason.

No speeky engrwish

HORDE SHIT

>>512956273
I actually liked old Bonnie. She seemed levelheaded to me. As stupid as Pearl was, she’s 10/10 better than Chuckle fuck.

HOLY SHIT
It's HIM!

>>512956480
he knows the owner
let him out!

>>512955782
Vietnam has laws against using a phone while you drive your motorbike one-handed but, at any given time, about a third of the drivers are doing it. People everywhere are braindead hylics.

>>512956554
If you don't give him the parole you will be executed

Put this no English nigger on last and let’s get on with the show.

activity on the kanban board

Uh oh we have a fucking invalid

Damn, Wings lost the weight. Good on him. Also, shout-out to Sean Ranklin.

>>512956933
Checked. A disabled nigger.

No speak English? Hold my beer, I no speak

>>512957019
i thought Bernie Gores died in iraq or somewhere

he stabbed his grandfather 49 times and took his money, shotgun, and television

>>512957141
Fucking kek. I thought the Russians droned Bernie a few months back.

We love our lolcows, folks. We really do.

kek this dudes in a bed

This should be interesting

Fucking kek this fatass crip's wheelchair looks like an office chair!

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I just had some durian delivered. Burgerbros don't know what you're missing.

>>512957823
Post pic of Duran Duran

Why is there no sound?

>>512957823
Ehh, no thank you. I went to the PI 3x and the mangos were amazing. I assume the Viet mangos are just as good. We don't have the good mangos in the US sadly. My favorite fruit hands down.

>>512957999
Waiting on the board. Snack time most likely.

>>512957988
Got another tray in the fridge. The whole fruit would have made a better picture.

>>512957823
you can buy durian at any half decent asian market in the US.

>>512957823
Isn't that the stinky fruit, that you either love or hate the taste? I used to watch a show called Bizarre Foods, and the dude ate some.

>>512957988
>Duran Duran
Nice 8s

>>512958080
Hell yeah. Mangos are god tier. You have good taste, which means I think you need to try durian twice as much as the rest of the anons do.

>>512958170
So a fruit thing?

>>512958164
God I love snacks, so much, im craving so bad

>>512958296
Heil Hortler

>>512958331
Yeah looks like this, and it has a very strong smell that a lot of people can't stand. I like the smell. The flavor is amazing.
>>512958265
Did he like it?

His representation isn't even wearing a tie, he is 100% fucked

How does Norris get that head so shiny?

Hey hey hey
It's Stab Albert

>>512958423
Yeah I thought that guy looked like a G until I noticed that.

>>512958323
I would try it after a few brews I guess. Any good bun bo hue near you, or is that a northern dish? There is a place in Houston that does it right. It's kinda far so I don't get there often, but it is definitely a treat.

>>512958533
Triggered

>>512958443
Cool. Next time at the Asian store I’ll scope it out.

>>512958504
>Stab Albert

>>512958443
He did not lol. Here is an old, out of sync clip of it

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5V5mWjOzkgk

he got wheelchair'd playing football in prison lol. ain't that a bitch.

>>512958670
>Stab Albert

Without a doubt the most articulate and convincing argument I've heard in all my years of watching this parole board

>>512958729
Sorry, meant for >>512958504

>>512958674
here's a cute chinese girl trying it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFDooHkZxW0

>>512958679
kek I’m down for some cow crashing niggers.

>>512958569
Bún bò Huế is central but everybody likes it afaik. It's good shit.

>>512958606
I didn't think you'd be able to get it there but the other anon mentioned that you can. That's great, do it.

>>512958807
>Cute
>Emmymade
Some how I knew it would be her
If you're going to have yellow fever, please, get a better taste in Asian women.

this is not exactly the best statement in support

>>512958807
A fruit that looks like scrambled eggs.

I wonder if this is gonna inspire the other niggas to intentionally try and get brained during their rodeo event or football games.

Is this a negro Stephen Hawking?

>>512958937
We pretty much have the world market here. I bet I can find this smelly fruit and going to try this based on your recommendation Vietbro.

>>512958945
i said cute, not perfect or beautiful or a goddess.

It's wild how people who are bed ridden or crippled can be some of the meanest fucking assholes in the world

>>512959220
IMO she doesn't even qualify as cute. Give her a long hard look.

>>512959348
Beggars can be choosers

Alright next up is aggravated rape. Here's that good stuff.

>>512958895
Yeah, I love it. The weird thing is that not every Viet place here serves it. Pho is universal though. Picrel might make you chuckle. Houston is mostly beaner now due to the invasion. Here is a local Viet menu that has been translated into Spanish. Beaners love Viet food, which is understandable. This place stays super busy and has solid food.

>>512959220
Asian women are for sure my favorite even if she doesn’t love me very long.

HARRRRRRROLOOOLD JENKIIIIIIIIIIINS!!!!!

Is that Uncle Junior?

>>512959392
I can proudly say I have pulled way above my pay grade

>first offender at 75
there's hope for all of us

So the rest of the cases will be cripples and retards

>>512959851
and cripples that rape retards

>>512959719
Uncle June raped a retard.

>>512959887
>raped a potato in his mid-70s
b-but muh criminal menopause

Literally mr jinkins from SpongeBob

>>512958407
finally found the goddamn pic

>>512959851
Story on picture

>>512959752
How conscious was she, don't lie

>>512960253
pretty much what it says on the tin. he had to have his scrotum removed and his balls sewed onto his thigh

Nope keep changing those crusty diapers baldy

>>512960253
Got a ball sack infection and had his testicles sewn into his legs.
Leg testicles: https://youtu.be/kRXQOacdfyM?t=6661

>>512960253
He got gangrene ball rot and they had to remove his scrotum and put his balls in his thighs.

>>512960373
lol

In case anyone else wants to see what that old fucker did.
https://law.justia.com/cases/louisiana/first-circuit-court-of-appeal/2010/2010ka0371-1.html

Found this on the old tard raper. I can't lie and say I've never wanted to mash a potato but this is pretty messed up desu.
https://law.justia.com/cases/louisiana/first-circuit-court-of-appeal/2010/2010ka0371-1.html

>>512960509
You just barely beat me to it.

Him sleepy

>>512960453
Fucking kek. I love these sfw porn edits.

>>512960509
Damn

So this whole day is just this bald fag trying to get out of giving these old niggers sponge baths huh

>>512960645
i was hoping he'd somehow fall out of his chair/bed

>>512960654
>>512960715
>medical parole
No the last one will be a beener that claims not to speak the english

>>512960509
>>512960557
Fucking hell, this is grim. Glad he's ended up as an invalid, but he deserves much more suffering.

I want to hear from the victim.

>>512960509
jesus

ENTER RANDY (audio)

>>512960953
STEALTH RANDY

>>512960509
>>512960557
>>512960702
Damn, they should have medically furloughed that guy from life with a 12-gauge shotgun

He's wheelchair bound but is still mobile enough it seems to be a threat
I'd feel bad if he wasn't a habitual rapist

>>512960702
Death penalty

>>512961259
If it was a burglary charge I'd feel bad. This dude is a serial rapist.

>>512960607
Looks like I did. lol
That’s one nasty fucker and deserves to die in prison.

>>512961229
Agreed

Paralysed by surgery.
Nigga wants to be out to persue some sueing

Sir, get that ballcap off your head.

>81 times
wow
he was mad

Stabbed someone 81 times, 60 year sentence.
>Set me free cracka's

>>512958895
Aloha Vietanon. Any new doodles today???

Paralyzed from neck surgery? I am guessing they use only the best surgeons, kek.

Our little Jimmy.

>>512961779
Brutal.jpg

Did they actually schedule this on the murder victim's birthday? That's a bit morbid

>>512961746
Doodle anon is back in the US now, fren

Yeah he's fucked, victim testimonies are powerful

>>512961764
i'm sure they're the most qualified inmates on the farm. probably welders too.

>>512961746
The drawfag is a different guy and he's in Burgerland now. I wish I could draw funny shit like that.

>>512961838
total coinkadink

>niggers holding up phone to show video and cant' even do that right
>get cut off by techbro

Yep, that's a total potato nigga

Busted faking

>Murdering nigger
>Pleading for release for the best for him.

/LPBG/ Title speaks the truth.

>I think that would be the best for me
>oh shiet, yeah also the victim, I'm remorse I guess

This nigger is fucking it up

>I could have walked away
>But i decided to stab her 81 times to prove my innocence.
>Than as i was warmed up yer honor i just stabbed another two bitches. aight'
Nogic

They know you can speak nigger, cut the crap

Imagine the brain power of a vegetable nig.

Danny always seems pretty tense. I hope he's okay.

>camera guy swings over to an empty chair
fucking kek

>>512962255
ZPE but it only outputs niggawatts

These prisons are dangerous, I bet these wheelchair users get terrorised by other inmates

Danny Savage

>>512962314
>Outputs niggawatts

It does the processing, but it processes things 3 days late.

See y'all tomorrow

Sucks to suck nigger

>>512962380
Life
Sucks
Unfortunately

>>512962341
You don't think old men get some basic respect from the young bucks for being old men?

What happened to the mexican? Deported?

>>512962452
No, old dudes get raped and the shit beaten out of them when the other inmates are bored.

Just how humans are, cruel to one another

>>512961852
I will never remember this permanently lol.
Dont do drugs, frens.
Finish all your pogrums